What Are TSA Agents Looking For At The Airports?

What are TSA agents looking for in luggage? Here are some things you shouldn't travel with to make your airport time easier. Some things you should never pack if you want to make it through airport security quickly.
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[@TheInfographicsShow]

Have you been searched by a TSA agent? Why?

[@gtavstepfordcounty1733]

They have to be on high alert for every single ones own safety and they only checked my hat cause it was huge

[@RonjaBock]

Because I had milk for my baby with me

[@MC-dz3mr]

No

[@sonder4458]

Easy to hide a weapon in a baggy jacket, liquids can be combustible and used/are explosive, knives and explosive components can be hidden inside hats.

[@user-ho1ih1uj6w]

No bc there are no TSA in my country

[@yehoshuawildman]

My grandfather once got strip searched at the airport, because when he was asked if he had any guns on him he thought it would be funny to say yes 😂🤦

[@craigh2205]

lol

[@fahadahmed2991]

Lolz

[@connie1wilson]

Do not joke with customs officers, as they are especially picked for the lack of the humour gene! They take offence to small talk, jibber-jabber, smiles, and general pleasantries! Be warned!

[@RK-si4ln]

Lol

[@Serbagz]

They once patted me down. When the guy touched my balls I let out the BIGGEST RIP, i'm talking the energy I was generating from my ass shook my legs and stomache...the room vibrated slightly when I let that one loose....I stared the agent right in his eye and said "Like you, I have no shame"

[@jacobmeade1045]

they are looking for what we all look for at the airport: Love

[@connie1wilson]

quadro beam - Me thinks they wanna hug! But don’t touch them, you’ll have a gun pointed at your head quicker than JFK!

[@Hanlb]

KKpz the TSA is an illusion of security.

[@kuraes]

No Name Would you rather have a dangerous person on your plane or get asked a few questions and searched a bit Edit: I didn't want to say terrorist because people assiociate terrorists with certain races and i don't want to do that

[@fjejjsjxgkosk]

No Name Ok, let's just let a terrorist sneak a bomb in under his shirt

[@indyaware6555]

quadro beam will

[@darkgardianangel]

"these people are not allowed to have a sense of humor" lol

[@Clammychow]

Teachers when students start smilin a little _too_ wide

[@jamespiper4398]

Many do tho, but lets think about how arrogant passengers treat them throughout the day. How would you fare? Most TSA agents move on to other jobs, its a shit job, no reward.

[@22quietmouse]

tiffany the potato People are also not allowed to get angry apparently.

[@Roworrr]

They are looking for the infinity gauntlet.

[@sporegnosis]

SNAP!!!

[@jpeezy6273]

Lightning McQueen dies in Infinity War

[@raderpaderp7612]

Magma Ball they’ll never find it like this they just suck because who is gonna stop the asshat with the infinity gauntlet

[@Mohoops1]

Swerving Gem lol

[@BH-ix7nq]

B A L A N C E

[@kashways1657]

I love how channel uploads alot of videos.. like ALOT, I mean these kind of videos take a long time to make, thank you so much for your hardworking and commitment.

[@notasian7620]

Kashways i wonder how many people help him with all these animations n stuff

[@phoebefriedman7330]

Kashways , agreed !!

[@matto6858]

NotAsian he said there was about 20

[@TheInfographicsShow]

Thank you so much! We do our best!!!

[@candycane5806]

It spelled a lot lol

[@jakesweet1000]

wait so they touch me and my words are the harassing thing? makes no sense

[@QuanBrown27]

I said the same thing! 🤷‍♂️

[@75ur15]

@@DJJDindahouse not true, you voluntarily submit if you are chosen and choose not to leave, at that point you can still walk away

[@BrutallyHonest-]

No I think he meant if YOU started saying something weird/suggestive like "go lower" or something along those lines... not if you bring up feeling violated.

[@lucidcactus4042]

Yeah I’m glad I find a comment like this because that’s dumb asf.

[@Braella]

One thing I learned watching airport security documentaries is that you can take large amounts of cash with you, but the important thing is you have to declare the amount you're carrying if it's $10,000 or more. It's as simple as that.

[@Jake12220]

Kinda... First up if you take more than $10k into another country then u might get taxed or fined a percentage of the amount if you do declare it and u might lose it all if you don't. Second if you carry a lot of cash you may be required to justify why you have it and if they aren't happy with the answer they may confiscate it. Lastly be careful in certain parts of America as cops can confiscate large amounts of cash and claim it is being used for drugs or other illegal activities and then you have to prove it's not. The stupid thing is that they charge the money with the offence not you so you don't get any legal protections including innocent until proven guilty (its possibly the most corrupt law in America)

[@royalbloodedledgend]

The security officers should be treated outside their jobs the same way they treat their passengers. They should get a taste of their own medicine.

[@aaronwillets1172]

“These people are not allowed to have a sense of humor.” Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen TSA agents laughing it up with other agents at my airport tbh

[@TlhomphoDitedu]

"Skilled at communication and customer service" 😂 😂 hilarious

[@Clammychow]

Alllll of this is why I get so anxious that I start looking suspicious.

[@pinkamenadianepie8609]

When you are playing csgo on the plane and your head phones come unplugged during the announcement THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED

[@mikemagnus9447]

Pinkamena Diane Pie Oh, dear... btw, your adorable, Pinkie

[@pinkamenadianepie8609]

Tomoko is my waifu I am gay so No U

[@pinkamenadianepie8609]

Tomoko is my waifu weeabo trash

[@pinkamenadianepie8609]

Mike Magnus thank you

[@pinkamenadianepie8609]

Tomoko is my waifu and?

[@RhodeIslandDude]

I think airport security has gone way too far. They really need to calm down and relax everything.

[@survivingsociety8592]

I don't really know if airport security has went too far. I mean the no liquids might have went a little far considering how unlikely that circumstancr would happen. But yes i so thing it is better safe than sorry. Great video! Keep up all of the hard work!!!!

[@flemmingvandersteen1574]

The plane didn’t necessairly explode bc of liquids. A guy made a bomb that he made himself in the plane (with liquids)

[@LxShiriga]

Yooo wth this video was uploaded 54 minutes ago and this comment was posted 12 hours ago! Yoo can I use your time travel machine

[@dimitrist462]

Lѵnatic He is a "sponsor". They get to see the infographics show's videos early

[@LxShiriga]

Deh mitros oh.. that explains everything

[@d.x.1152]

The TSA screening is just an Illusion of safeness.

[@Safearion]

I once got pulled aside for having protein bars in my luggage. The TSA thought it was C4... The TSA is just security theater, they don't actually do all that much to prevent terrorism. Other agencies that stop the plot prematurely at what do a majority of the work.

[@Wzrd100]

Safearion Same here. I had a few boxes of Quest bars. They pulled me aside and kept me for quite a while.

[@connie1wilson]

Prussian Eagle - Pure energy, baby!

[@TheMystcast]

this man knows the truth. TSA is just security theater!!!!

[@elfofcourage]

Safearion they mostly catch the small stuff, but yeah, they overblow it to make you feel safe.

[@DemonicMonkey88]

Safearion: Yeah, I mean obviously the TSA thinking protein bars = C4 aren't helpful at all. Everyone knows C4 looks like C4 and can't be hidden somewhere. Golly Gee! In all seriousness though, the results speak for themselves. Humans just don't like being told what to do, hence why we dislike people in power more often than not.

[@PsychoBunnyxx]

This isn't for safety, it's for the illusion of safety. By controlling people's behaviour, they can try to maintain calm, as opposed to the chaos and rioting that would probably ensue without these procedures

[@bluefungi]

Physxx Louise You mean like how it would be perfectly fine if someone didn't connect an act of Terror? So now we all get no rights anymore? And fuck you for supporting it you anti freedom bastard.

[@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon]

@@bluefungi I don’t think he is disagreeing with you

[@spardathedevil]

"TSA agents are trained to..." best joke i've heard in a while...

[@julianpomai4488]

Your life was funnier

[@victoriacyunczyk]

Airport security is the reason I take the train, even if it takes three days and eight hours of delay.

[@sthlng2180]

Dang. You guys are on a roll with these. Thanks for interesting and informative videos!

[@toratoragaming]

Studies have shown that the TSA has not stopped any serious attacks, even after intense interrogation by other organizations, all of the .0037% of passengers (a number gotten off the TSA website using math) none were planning terrorist attacks and instead were bringing souvenirs or their personal self defense weapons.

[@HudsonFW]

Because there has not been any attempts

[@penguin9687]

One person has made a whole video on how the TSA is worthless, Adam Ruins Everything

[@penguin9687]

Hudson Dub thas actually not true

[@jeffreygates8164]

The reason people are wary of the TSA is because they are ignorant. If you have any clue as to what really goes on, you would then be informed, and you would not have made your comment.

[@YummiBear9856ih538000ushi]

@@jeffreygates8164 then prove it!

[@fahadahmed2991]

You post some neat videos, really informative! Thanks

[@adamspecs9799]

another episode of fine work, great job once again.

[@jameslathan872]

Thank you so much for this informative video.

[@stannflying9086]

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[@aayushsinha2073]

Thank you for uploading this video!!!

[@saritpornlounkaew1179]

One of my favorite youtube channel!

[@clivebby4877]

I went on a trip to Jamaica.... was coming to America.... they took my mango, june plum, nesberry,all of it.... I nearly cried.... (the fruits were peeled and the seeds were taken out).... but tell me why my mom unknowingly smuggled two nesberries into America.... I was like whoa....

[@Jake12220]

AnimePandacorn Queen any fruit can carry deseases, they aren't just worried about you growing the fruit but the fruit carrying something that could spread and infect any number of other crops. Try sneaking fruit into australia and we would fine the hell out of u and likely send u straight home.

[@HIFLY01]

that has to do with customs. you cant bring food back because you don't want to spread diseases. think about like the small pox and native Americans. the Europeans had an immunity to a degree but the natives had none so they got sick. just because that Italian guy eating pasta didn't get sick doesn't mean you wont

[@dotteduelist07]

Bounty The quicker picker upper that was customs not tsa. Different entity from tsa. Customs is worried about other things like protecting crops in america, drug smuggling and other items. Tsa is only worried about finding guns and IEDS. Things that can take down a plane

[@commanderange8826]

My mom manages to smuggle homemade vodka from my family in Europe in mineral water bottles. ;)

[@jeffreygates8164]

First of all, that wasn't the TSA, it was the US Customs. Please get your facts straight.

[@rohantandon8159]

Amazing channel ❤️

[@TheInfographicsShow]

Thank you!

[@ArnellaMaturin]

The TSA is full of bullies who know their job is a joke and just enjoy harassing people for their own amusement.

[@sirclashin]

This is awesome thanks

[@Kaijiro____93]

I brought 2 bags of coffee from vietnam to australia, declared and got through no problem. One problem I always have is that I get searched domestically and international arrival/departure

[@FroddyPlay]

love your videos

[@isenmileshamson4603]

Does carrying large stacks of cash only applies in USA domestic travels or international travels?? Or both??

[@nagiyemeni]

Love this

[@alexandershu840]

TSA is mostly looking for weapons. They aren't looking for drugs or lots of money (that's largely the job of customs agents); TSA just has to contact local law enforcement if they happen to find that stuff.

[@hytzburn588]

Love the vids

[@errore.e4912]

NICE AND BEST VIDEO IM LEARNING MORE

[@warren5037]

Going to australia soon in about 1.5 months. The info might be useful in terms of the general things that they might look for

[@MrSpiritchild]

benjamin franklin said something like this. ' any man willing to give up any of their liberty for some perceived notion of safety deserves neither.' we are ultimately being treated like criminals, not to actually make us safe, but to make us feel safe.

[@connie1wilson]

In 2001, I flew from Jamaica to Heathrow with my older sister. I was dressed up, she looked like a ragamuffin. She also has a penchant for smoking dem Jamaican special herbs! Anyhoo, we got to Gatwick customs, and all the staff were eyeing her up, I knew she had smoked some whilst there and was hoping she has no traces on her. I had stomach cramps from wearing tight trousers on the flight and not eating BA’s poor attempts at food. Anyways, we get to declarations and the guys pulls my sister over, I say something, he asks if we are travelling together, I say yes, he says you too! I say my stomach hurts I wanna go home (I was walking doubled over my trolley), he looks at me, and we pass through no harm! I surprisingly was allowed to carry a large vase with flowers through Schipol. They laid it on the conveyor belt water came out, I stood it up, told them I’d forgotten to empty the water and they let me take it through, probs was a litre of water in it. This was in 2007, but still around the time of 100ml and clear bags! In 2009, I worked as a contractor at Heathrow and had a scalpel in my work case, as I did artwork on the side, it made it through the scan. I kept schtum! An aside: People make sure you claim YOUR bag! 2011, got off a flight from Portugal to Gatwick it was 11pm or so, picked up ‘my’ bag walked to the point of no return, realised ‘my’ bag was not MY bag. The guy who saw me bring it though would not let me go back in. I had to find someone it took ages, and this was a ‘dirty bag’. They did not want to take it back, I was at the point of nearly dumping it in the bushes, so I could go back and claim my bag. They scanned it, hummed and ahhhed, and even asked me what the things inside were (I was getting the impression they did not understand the term “I picked up The wrong bag”). After an hour, they took the bag off me, I was wondering if my own bag was still in baggage claim. I was finally allowed back in and my bag was the sole occupant in the place, sitting in the middle of the floor. We luckily caught the last train home! Phew! BTW, I travelled through Schipol this year and had a stressed week leading up to my flight, I didn’t really give a shit anymore, and amazingly met the friendliest security staff ever! They were polite, friendly and had a sense of humour.

[@andersonvillalobos7251]

Nice i love this chanel

[@nikolapavlovic8971]

nice job man

[@rimilsinku2335]

Really like ur Videos

[@jhamirh]

I was in a class trip and i made a tsa agent laugh by the time i got to the detectors i was AND I QUOTE “Randomly selected”

[@hampoon]

One time at the airport my dad had his work-provided surface pro 3 and iPad Pro back to back in his bag. They thought he had like a bomb or something... he had to get checked in like 3 different rooms? It was so weird.

[@ilegaki9182]

I once had a Magic Eight Ball I was bringing home with me when I was 12. They took it out and asked me some questions. I didn't know what they were asking me at the time, but now I just think that moment was kinda funny.

[@leinhartzank7111]

I'm from Costa Rica, whenever we go to the US we carry coffee for our friends and family, they have never stopped us for that, also mailing something back to your home from here is a bad idea since our mailing system sucks

[@Ungovernable_Schizo]

Watching videos like this to sneak my carts past TSA

[@carlreyes]

Wait why do people have a number 1 in a blue background in their names?

[@arek8520]

GimMix _ itsa sponsor icon its basically like patreon on youtube

[@carlreyes]

LeavesYT ok thanks 👍

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

this is why no honey sponsor anymore

[@dfernandez3482]

When I was 3 I had a toy revolver on the plane. There's even a picture of me with it at an airport 😂👍🔥💯

[@piobmhor8529]

Airport security has gone waaaaaay too far. I travel all the time and found the TSA to be simply security theatre. It gives the travelling public the illusion that they are doing something, and henceforth giving them a false sense of security. It has created a whole industry (security) where a few insiders have profited immensely. I naively believed after 911 that things would go nuts for a short period of time, then logic, reason and sanity would take over and things would go back to normal. Flying has become about as painful as root canal, and it’s only gotten worse since then.

[@Me-eb3wv]

This 💯💯

[@norwegianmountainbiker236]

Once i had a nerf in my backpack while flying and just heard an agent asking whos this backpack while holding my backpack, i got so scared, he opened the backpack and looked so suprised when he didnt find a real gun

[@Bkmadridista]

Norwegian MTB Guy even fake guns are not allowed in carry on bags

[@lucystarwind4541]

Nerf guns are fine because they are not replicas so I find that story hard to believe because a Nerf gun doesn't look anything like a real gun especially under X-ray.

[@Agnestan1979]

I sub and turn on the bell love your vids

[@kanika.choudhary]

I always asked myself this question ? Thanks for uploading this great video 😊😊 .

[@ZebstrikaGirl]

I feel like in a way it can be too far. I know its for our safety but sometimes it's just like come on man! My mom and I got stopped by TSA in Orlando because of my pageant crowns (i had just won a national title and my crowns were in a clear carry case). They also said the sun screen my mom had in her bag was not okay even though in Michigan they had no problem with it. Was tossed.

[@Skyblue-fw5rm]

Maybe they just got jealous.

[@cindyphan19]

"these people are not allowed to have a sense of humor" explains EVERYTHING

[@moneymiz14]

Cindy Phan Yes we are 🙄

[@siliasporter4424]

The coffee thing from costa rica i have actually done funny coincidence (no drugs) but the airport never stopped me.

[@nigenlewin-brown849]

Good job

[@happypiggy2869]

Once I threw up at the airport 😬 At least I got to go through the special queue with about three people in it

[@HarshRajAlwaysfree]

Now I have to make sure to not to look stressed whenever a TSA officer watching I'm stressed now

[@MrNoOne04]

Since I am not American I like flying out of Manchester Airport and London Heathrow Airport

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

Payday_ 2Player I fucking despise that airport, Manchester airport is my single most visited place in England, I have to drive for 11 hours from Scotland just to get there, by which time I'm sick as fuck and have to go through a bunch of shitty lines. How anyone can enjoy flying from that shithole, I don't know

[@MrNoOne04]

@General Rommel This is the nearest airport to North Wales

[@MrNoOne04]

Plus don't be mean General Rommel

[@Seththeprince]

in Canada for national flights,you just put your stuff in the bin and walk trough the metal detector. you don't have to remove your shoes. it take one minute in all

[@emmanuelobinwanor2002]

Do a video on what if you only ate honey

[@hardboiled7467]

Wait... they arent allowed to have sense of humor? *WORST JOB EVER*

[@skyecroft3501]

Beware when you’re in Terminal 2 in Dubai! There’s a scam going on at the security scanning gate. The staff there stole my cap and another guy had his gold jewellery missing. You can read more reviews online about this. Hope this will help someone.

[@lindsay329]

I think that airport security is doing their job, it's better to be safe than sorry :) I'm a first time flyer so what can I expect

[@MrLuxen]

Had a lightsaber I got as a souvenir in my carry on one time. The TSA questioned me what the "blunt object" was that I had in my luggage. By the look in that agent's eyes and his tone of voice, I knew he thought I had a vibrator in there.

[@maxispeeltspellen4892]

Yeah, better safe than sorry but sometimes you can miss your flight if you are one of the last ones standing in the queue

[@PlayingWithDanger7866]

Ive taken 2 tasers, police baton, 3 brass knuckels and alot of knives( some illegal, like butterfly knife / over 40cm blade ) through the xray machine and i also had alive turtle in my pocket, when i was 4 years old without a problem.

[@PlayingWithDanger7866]

And im 15 right now :D

[@rickseiden1]

I travel a lot for work. I have several prescriptions that I take on a daily basis. I always keep them in a daily pill container, without the prescription bottle or any evidence of prescription. I never get pulled aside, and I never have them confiscated. I guess I'm just lucky. Either that, or the number of pills I'm bringing isn't enough to trigger them.

[@LxShiriga]

I never ride a plane before. But I do ride a ferry. It was the worst security ever. When I was around 9, I brought a knife toy the butterfly knife but the knife wasnt sharp at all and it is made out of plastic. My parents was suspended by the security guards and know I lost my butterfly knife toy.. But atleast we still be able to ride the ferry!

[@HsTeMoL_office]

Probably fastest growing channel

[@victorlee8418]

Lol I forgot i had a 3 inch knife in my backpack yet TSA didn't find it 😂 I realized i had seriously 10sec after i went through TSA

[@bolt-actiongaming5063]

Nice video!

[@HaotoAnimeOnPiano]

12 hours ago?!

[@callumcambridge4607]

Haoto - Anime on Piano YEH IT SAYS THAT FOR ME TOO

[@skytv2953]

Me too

[@ItsRainingLemons]

Haoto - Anime on Piano he is a sponsor. He get early access to videos

[@arek8520]

Notux oh

[@ai31517]

Definitely on the side of "better safe than sorry"

[@jaykotadia4940]

When he said to not carry anything unusual, what happens if they got the diamond play button and they travel with it? Does the TSA take the play button?

[@oyaoya3596]

Helllo your vids are always so interesting

[@fuglfiringar6989]

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[@oyaoya3596]

Okie

[@bssjshdhxhhxhxhb4461]

Likkan bruh u that sad

[@oyaoya3596]

Nah I didn’t I’m nice

[@TheInfographicsShow]

Thank you!!

[@JornterBorg]

What airport do u like flying out of? not even a single option that isnt in the usa. Just pick 10 biggest airports worldwide next time pls. Or just something people that are not from the usa can also relate to.

[@kameronjones7139]

Jorn /Blokies out of the entire video you focus on that....

[@ilias8187]

I always fly from Schiphol or Eindhoven (the Netherlands). I still don’t know if I like our airport our not.

[@kameronjones7139]

sabrina this is about the TSA which is an American department so I don't know what people were expecting honestly.

[@connie1wilson]

sabrina - Even English Vloggers are at it, and The Daily Mail, give temperatures for English cities in Fahrenheit, they also spell in American and use American terminology, the world is regressing at a fast rate. Soon we will see signs stating “Use the zebra crossing”, and underneath “Use the crosswalk”, because Americans cannot decipher things in that foreign English language.

[@davetheunissen8494]

AMS is my favourite airport

[@jkite]

Yes!

[@rgsuki999]

Are the things they are suspicious those that needs declaration?

[@petarzivotic6548]

Thats what i call research!!!

[@ImagineScent]

I don't know about the customer service part.....

[@sebastianmanning3884]

I like bishop intl airport in burtion Michigan it's cool

[@ZeRo-bx7lp]

American airport security is quite strict compared to other places like Canada and Europe, but at least they won't steal from like other places I've been to.

[@war-painter]

TSA apparently do too steal, so do not put your valuable items in checked luggage. Do not leave your phone and passport sitting out visibly in the tray. Tuck it away in your personal bag. Drives me crazy when my son does this!

[@richardwallace6643]

Whats generally considered a large amount of cash in this context?

[@DanielleJaramilla]

I'm really confused because TSA really just let me through security with a cream liquid hair product that was bigger than 3.4 ounces... 🤨 on an international flight... I was really scared they would tell me to throw it away, but no! Not all all 🤔

[@notasian7620]

can i bring a credit card multi tool thing?

[@Iwillpostvideoatsubs]

once they told me no liquids unless bought at store so i im like ok i buy one and then the officer tells me sir you can't enter the plane with the beverage

[@TheGermanTravelGuy]

In my opinion airport security has not gone too far, they're mostly just searching for the wrong things. I have experienced it to be really inconsistent considering different locations/countries. For example, in Paris (CDG) they took away all of my halva spread (israeli sweet that wasn't even liquid) even though I bought it in the duty free shop and it was a connecting flight. I was actually eating it but they considered it as dangerous. Meanwhile in Istanbul (SAW), we forgot to take out a whole refilled 1,5L plastic bottle out of our carry-on, which we didn't realize. But even worse: Security Staff did not either. So yeah, you get my point haha.

[@mrscomment9547]

Niceeeee vid bro keep it up

[@adamwilliams7005]

Is bringing 1 small weed cart a problem? I’ve done it 5 times but genuinely forgot it could be an issue! 😬

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

Well for me it’s too far, but the thing is I trust me, I don’t trust other people, and since they search everyone (mostly other people) then I think it’s fine. I would like to be able to bring some shampoo and body wash etc. but I guess we’ll see how it goes. I’ll just bring small bottles so if they end up confiscating it it’s not a big loss (i’ll also put it in the checked bag so it doesn’t come with me, The airline I’m using doesn’t have free carry-ons anyway, not that I really need it; I'm just hoping they don’t loose my stuff...)

[@cyberdreame]

I will do all of that on my next trip

[@trashyalice1756]

I think airport security is required Even if it is strict, its for the best of everyone Also may i add that tobbaco can be confinscated and get you fined for if you have too much

[@DivideByZeroGetCake]

Oh if I get the pat down I always make crude jokes; that's non-negotiable.

[@daerts3322]

Nice vidoeo

[@thomasgordienko1838]

I remember my uncle brought a knife (Russian Navy) into the airport in Barcelona (El Prat) and convinced the guards that he needed it and it was part of his uniform, he doesn't even speak spanish.

[@sugainfiresme415]

My honey bottle covered with my shirt (becuz i didnt have much space in suitcase) but they still found it?! That honey was expensive😫😫😫

[@clxwncrxwn]

You also forgot to mention not to take the food offered to you on a flight with you, even if it’s an apple or fruit. a woman was just recently arrested for doing so.

[@pqfire0950]

*works at an airport* Alot of this is true, some isnt. Some of it is CBP too haha.