What Caused Rippy's MUTATION? The Red (Rippy) Explained

[@RoanokeGaming]

Use code 50ROANOKE to get 50% OFF plus free shipping on your first Factor box at bit.ly/4eBnoOo! Thanks for watching guys! Hope everyone enjoyed! Hopefully I dont get taken out by a giant kangaroo camping this weekend! Merch: www.roanokemerch.com Gaming channel: www.youtube.com/@roanokegames2979

[@calebclark1349]

Could you do a video on the iron meat from the game iron meat? The lore and story behind it is just as interesting as the parasite itself. Worth a video imo. Watch the story video for it first, as the game doesn’t directly state any of the actual lore. Thx for your awesome videos

[@SOULJAHX6]

FYI Your factor code doesnt seem to be working.

[@ram420m6]

You should cover the jaws series. I read somewhere that the shark in Jaws 2 was 24 feet long and the shark from jaws 3 was 35 feet long. There's got to be something going on with these great whites to get so big.

[@redeyedgamerz]

There are indeed still people over there, play dnd with one of them every weekend. He always seems a bit bored tho, probably because dragons and aboleths are less interesting then what he has to deal with on the daily

[@jacobfoster9185]

Fun fact from my MANY deployments 😂 everything in the "jungle" goes silent for us because they think of us as large predatory beBeasts. DEVIL DOGS DO IT BETTER 😂 this is why we'd have to infil days ahead of when our assignments were expected to be there..for the..everything 😂 to get used to us. Obviously it varies from biome to biome and I haven't been everywhere..even though it feels like I have. 😵‍💫CAMEL SPIDERS 🤢 No they don't "go after" humans 🤮makes ZERO difference at 3am and ones slowly inviting itself into your pants ( no means no ) and you can't move or make any noise because reasons. 😎 giga chads cry themselves to sleep too. Places where my unsolicited experiences were relevant. Somalia, Congo,Burma, WA state rain forest ( no assignments just live here and go play in the rain forest sometimes. Brazil, Columbia. Not just the "Jungle" but also Afghanistan wilderness is shockingly loud. Oh by the by baboons are ASSHOLES on purpose. They'll stay quiet right until the least opportune moment...for you..or me in this case..and the little fuckers seem to take joy in giving away your position. Not just once but like they're joining the enemy in the hunt. Every time you get a moment to catch your breath they'll start screaming and throwing poo and I kid you not POINTING!? FUCKING POINTING!? also they taste horrific. They need to go extinct. Them and the Demon spawn that are the Humboldt Squid. They hunt in packs like Wolves or Orca I suppose. Coming up from the inky depths of your worst nightmares at the witching hours ( which is of course the same time we're swimming in to an assignment. (Side note; the S.D.V are their own claustrophobic nightmare ,pitch black, FREEZING cold, not enough room to adjust your body. .and NOT A CLOSED SYSTEM !? so you still have to wear your drysuit and rebreather..WHYYY couldn't we have used the sea bobs?) Sorry..AND WHYYY SEAL delivery vehicle!? I didn't see any pansy ass Seals in there. .sorry.. Humboldt Squid- flashing up from the black Hell and those beaks take a silver dollar sized bite..okay off topic. Point being that the forest going silent isn't always a criptid sneaking up on you. it'sOften the biome noticing YOU are there. I LOVE THE CHANNEL ! We use it like a book club before the biofeedback PTSD sessions. To all- I hope that you and those you care for are happy, healthy, and safe. Semper Fidelis P.S. I apologize for any words that are out of context or poor punctuation and misspellings. I lost my hand in Afghanistan so now I dictate rather than type and the program is not perfect.

[@UnendingNothing]

An animal that looks like a zombie, acts like a zombie, refuses to die like a zombie, and infects humans? Something tells me this is in the same universe as zombeaver

[@yaqbulyakkerbat4190]

ZOMBAROO

[@rhinonanmune8791]

​@@yaqbulyakkerbat4190 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaymeVos]

I really hope that Poltrygeist is also in the same universe.

[@lauragraves4342]

Most beavers are ratchet these days. Yep.

[@burnburn645]

@@jaymeVos wtflol

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Saw dashcam footage of a dude slamming on his breaks to not hit a kangaroo. It looked up at him, hopped toward his car, jumped up on top of it, amd started trashing it. Kangaroos are pricks.

[@TheKrispyfort]

If you're stupid enough to disturb kangaroo then you're going to find out

[@chriscutler7588]

Saw a video of a guy parachuting and landing. When he landed there were some curious kangaroos nearby who hopped over just to kick the guy. I have never seen a nice encounter with those oversized vermin.

[@spookystoriesandweirdtales918]

Are you fucking dim? He didn’t disturb it, he tried to not hit it. LEARN TO READ, you fucking waste of chromosomes. JFC.

[@crimzonempire4677]

They’re assholes Absolutely hostile

[@jeremymoses7401]

And they taste awesome

[@NoharaLoco-gw8ld]

Interesting note. The "dingo ate my baby" family has actually been vindicated. A few years back someone actually found the blood stained clothing of the child. Forensics identified it as the child taken and also verified that it was an animal attack, likely a dingo, that did consume the child. Its tragic in so many ways, from the loss of the child to the parents being prosecuted for murder and spending time in prison. It took decades to exonerate them and prove this is an actual thing, despite there being dozens of other attacks and fatalities in that same area attributed and confirmed to be dingos. But, just like the mcdonalds coffee lady, the media loves to whip up a frenzy of hate against anyone they can target. Old lesson, dont fear your enemies, they can only take your life. Fear the media, they can take your honor.

[@yaqbulyakkerbat4190]

Thank you for spreading honest information

[@EShirako]

Yeah, sadly, they finally managed to prove that the dingo DID eat her baby.

[@acedianihil8208]

a wild animal ate a person? the audacity.

[@NoharaLoco-gw8ld]

@@acedianihil8208 you say that but oddly enough that was literally seen as some outlandish concept back then. Go figure eh?

[@MiguelMendoza-pn1fe]

It was just as "Tropic Thunder" said 😮😮😮

[@logicalsnorlax5641]

1. Yes it is common for there to be only 1 cop in a small remote town 2. We absolutely love toyotas, especially in more regional areas

[@little-rascal]

Toyota is Aussie number one choice.

[@UwUOwl]

Toyotas are a desert favorite😂

[@gdragonlord749]

Just remember, they are so reliable, the Toyota Wars are a thin

[@Miraak0Konahrik]

Im pretty sure thats a mitsubishi pajero though.

[@JNJ1983]

Hel, there are towns in WNC, just a couple hundred miles from GA, that have k police departments, at all...seriously, they just disbanded the departments after the single officer they did have retired...

[@YourHaelin]

For reference: Crocodiles can run at almost 20 mph. Do not let one get close to you on land thinking the average person will outrun it.

[@TheKrispyfort]

Saw a small one cruising the street in the middle of the night last week

[@damiencross4670]

Freshies, the smaller freshwater crocodile, gallop.

[@cacomeatballmarinara2014]

And this is them NOW. Wtf could the galloping Kaprosuchus’ do back in the day?

[@chanbricks4461]

@@cacomeatballmarinara2014 Snatch you of your mount

[@sjc5411]

Yeah. I hear crocs are hunting people down in the South. That's why you didn't see many homeless living near large bodies of water 🪦.

[@DrBananananananananananananana]

They recently discovered a new spieces of Anglerfish that's combined with a spider in austrailia. Also scientific fact being half blind only makes it harder to parallel park.

[@leonnunhofer3453]

I can confirm that. It's a jumping spider. So this Anglerfish can jump as far as around 10 - 12 times his body length

[@saeveth]

I have been adding a random comma to this in my head in various places and it’s both making it worse, better, scarier, and funnier.

[@TheSrbBrownBear]

Nuke the ocean

[@secoreymcfarquhar9551]

Oh God, they're preparing to invade land!

[@psyc840]

I genuinely searched this up thinking “this may as well exist” only to realize how stupid I was. Only to realize again that the searobin already exists.

[@briancoulombe4517]

I have heard somewhere that kangaroos really fucking hate dogs. I’m talking “kill on sight” hate.

[@someoneelse4710]

Are there any canine species that pose a threat to them? It would make sense if they're especially aggressive towards dogs if there's another predator in the area that resembles them

[@israelsalgado2499]

@@someoneelse4710 Dingos

[@someoneelse4710]

@israelsalgado2499 oop that would do it. I was thinking wild dogs but pretty sure those are South African 🤦

[@AlpaChinoDespacito]

Yeah they’ll purposely antagonise dogs and get them to chase them to bodies of water and they will literally drown the dog, happens fairly often.

[@briancoulombe4517]

@@AlpaChinoDespacito sounds like the worst episode of Bluey ever

[@-Miasimon]

"In the Winchester for a pint, wait for all this to blow over" Shawn of the Dead really just lives rent free in our heads, doesn't it. Gotta rewatch that, tonight.

[@xscaliersolid1194]

Great news: Roanoke's work in the lab has led to an amazing discovery! Bad news: It allowed me to engineer an amphibious anglerfish. In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

[@RoanokeGaming]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@xscaliersolid1194]

@RoanokeGaming *mad scientist cackling*

[@Archiver_Studio]

@@RoanokeGaming He stole my notes on crossbreeding-

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Yes I’ve called the SCP Foundation. Please step out of your house and lie face down on your lawn or front porch-

[@azazeldeath]

Aussie here who grew up in the outback. The reason its called The Red is its a Red Kangaroo, a species of Kangaroo. The largest of all Kangaroos and 7ft? Largest on redcord is juuuuust shy of that. Like 6ft 11 There are some 1 or 2 cop towns in Aus. Yes that is a Toyota, paused just as you asked looks like a 200 series Landcruiser, and likely is, though the 70s are more common through the centre (contains a ute, dual cab ute and troop carrier) most will be v8 diesels some use the more reliable much less powerful 1hz straight 6 diesel. Also a salt water crocodile runs more than fast enough, where you encounter them they will ambush you. Hell even 1mph or 1kmh is more than enough if you dont see them until its too late. Also if its on mud you will be slower. Edit: so i dont keep having to re edit this if anyone has any questions regarding Australia, the outback, "our" iconic vehicles etc just ask. Im an ex mechanic that grew up on farms and worked a lot in the outback, mostly the NT but also far north qld and wa. Now in SEQLD.

[@GRIZZDOGG01]

It's not a Toyota it's an early 2000's Mitsubishi Pajero

[@Backinblackbunny009]

Home of the koala killer premier

[@AgentNintaku]

Okay, The Red made sense from the get-go, but why is it called Rippy out this way?

[@azazeldeath]

@AgentNintaku likely a play on Skippy, it 'Rips you apart so Rippy' honestly the title there is a stretch, especially as we do use Ripper as a word for many things but a slang is "You bloody Ripper" which is basically an exclamation of joy (basically a step above Hell Yeah).

[@dr.altoclef9255]

I will say it’s still probably unlikely for one to go CHASING you. If you’re in their turf it’s seemingly game on but it doesn’t seem like they’re eager to go expending more energy than they need to.

[@anum4776]

32:08 that happened to my dad. Except he wasn't drunk, just woke up one day to go to work and realized his arm didn't move. The only explanation doctors had was that something in the bed, like a bunched up blanket or something, had cut off the circulation in a specific way. Almost six months of sick leave and therapy for him and a new fear unlocked for me.

[@Archiver_Studio]

Was his arm amputated or did they manage to get it working again?

[@anum4776]

@@Archiver_Studio six months of physical therapy and the arm is working fine now. The nerve very, very slowly repaired itself. The arm wouldn't be amputated anyway just because you can't use it. Doctors are very reluctant to remove any bodyparts unless there's severe infection or gangrene. In my dad's case blood circulation was not damaged so there was no widespread tissue death, just the nerves that are responsible for hand movement.

[@Archiver_Studio]

@@anum4776 Oh that's good, usually whenever that happens Tissue death is to be expected, he sounds lucky

[@anum4776]

@@Archiver_Studio Googling "saturday night palsy" (also known as "wrist drop") comes up with: "With prompt treatment, full recovery is common if nerve damage is mild. If nerves are severely compressed for too long before treatment, some permanent weakness or functional impairment may remain. However, therapy often restores good hand and wrist use." My understanding of medical things is limited so take this with a grain of salt, but apparently wrist drop is not the same as your arm going numb from sleeping on it, but a more specific pressure on unfortunate spot (so no significant loss of blood flow). This would also explain why he didn't wake up or his body didn't try to correct the position in his sleep.

[@kelpossin8163]

My chem teacher in high school had something similar happen to her. When is was in her late teens she woke up one day to her arm numb and blue. Got to the hospital and they did surgery to save her arm. It was something to do with the structure of the artery/veins and her collarbone which pressed on them, leading to her arm beginning to die. She had a very noticeable scar on her chest/toward her left clavicle and chose to explain it to her students every year bc kids are assholes and talk a lot of shit.

[@chameleonx9253]

I feel like they were going to call this movie "Skippy," but then someone made a joke about calling it "Rippy" because it's a slasher movie, and they just went with it

[@TheKrispyfort]

Nope. Skippy is already IP. And a murderous kangaroo is obviously going to be called Rippy

[@azarinevil]

Skippy is actually an Australian kid show about a kangaroo, similar to Littlest Hobo here in Canada, about a wandering animal that saves random people every week. The Rippy part was a horror play on Skippy, but there's some fun history to it.

[@theblasblas]

I feel like there's a video game character called "Ripper Roo", might be a reference to that.

[@TheKrispyfort]

@@azarinevil OMG, I loved the littlest hobo as 80s kid. Didn't know it was Canadian. Makes sense

[@beef1785]

It's been called The Red for awhile

[@exitioregem8466]

"Hopefully that doesn't get me nuked from orbit", KZbin: "Tungsten rod from orbit it is"

[@kyze8284]

"At light speed"

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

"Its the rods of god for you!"

[@Biomass1]

"Bike, short for Bikeal" 😂 Solid gold.

[@Learn.The.Hardway]

My favorite recent one is "Garrett, short for Cigarette"

[@comfort-dose4547]

Yes my brother bikeal we were twins parents thought it was just one big baby I got the normal name bikeal got shafted 😂😂😂

[@devilishlyhandsome830]

Rippy is a play on skippy that was a old TV show about a kangaroo that rescued people. It was Australian but we had it in the UK too. I remember my grandad talking about it.

[@RedLithic]

Ripper/Rippah is a general aussie slang term too.

[@damiencross4670]

When he mentioned Skippy it awakened the memory of this show on mid-90s Animal Planet.

[@randallbesch2424]

Actor Rodney Allan Rippy

[@CoolCoolYams]

"why not skippy?" That's literally the joke

[@Steph-sk3xb]

Australia has the most diverse landscape ever. The desert is mostly in the center of the continent which makes up about 20% of the landmass. You can find forests, rivers and swamps everywhere, even snow in certain regions with higher elevation.

[@AvoidTheCadaver]

To be specific we have rainforest up north but the state forests down south we call bush, which is sparse tree cover compared to a rainforest but dense enough to make an aerial search troublesome.

[@andrewalsup2324]

I'm pumped for the Riddick videos coming

[@montymont5943]

Man it blows to be out in the woods and something makes me drop my strawberry jam.

[@Barbwire1996]

Also can confirm, most small towns like that have 1 or 2 cops if theyre lucky. The town my great grandmother lived in had a pub and a post office, nothing else besides houses.

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

I'm in a town of >300 and we have a post office that only sends mail, a penny candy store and a bartering desk that you need to call someone to unlock. The cop assigned to us only has a PO box in town so that he can be stationed here (some weird loophole idk), iirc he lives 30 minutes away and only does 15 hours of patrol here a week lol.

[@AvoidTheCadaver]

I remember an interview with a cop. His 1 beat took 3 months and he lived out of his ute with his dog along with enough supplies to last a month on the road, which he replenished whenever he reached a town. He also carried enough tools to fix his ute if he needed to

[@dragondarcy8943]

0:06 yes there are humans in Australia totally not a spider writing this no reason to be concerned

[@ptonpc]

Humans, who just really like silk webs......

[@kishaa819]

@@ptonpc yes, silk is comfy

[@thelonelywhale219]

Proof?

[@TheKrispyfort]

Spider Spider Spider Oops --- I mean Aussie Aussie Aussie

[@dragondarcy8943]

@@thelonelywhale219 what do you mean I totally don't have eight legs

[@nategarage]

Day 23 of asking Roanoke to face his fears and cover Subnautica.

[@vaccinialgore9641]

Just make things more interesting, why not the return of the ancients/ de-extinction mod?

[@MamaOzzi]

he played it 4 years ago over on his gaming channel actually

[@Bsebt]

Is there Anglerfish?

[@mexicanguy727]

Do it

[@vaccinialgore9641]

@@Bsebt depending on the mod, yes

[@RichyArg]

7:50 the tracks are actually pretty easy to tell a walking roo leaves tracks of their whole foot up to the heel parallel on each stride with the big fat tail dragging in the middle and their grubby little racoon hands spaced in between the foot prints a hopping roo is just parallel prints of their toes hitting the ground in general, the fact both feet strike the ground at the same time makes for pretty unique tracks.

[@thelonelywhale219]

12:00 the talk about not telling people that "its ok" is something i have tried to explain to people for so many years. When you do that you are essentially invalidating what that person is feeling, telling someone that you understand isn't always a great plan either.

[@Noah-j3x4n]

I completely understand what you’re saying, but with most people (including me) it’s essentially to the point of being a reflex.

[@mitchreed5225]

Aussie here, can confirm we are still alive. With those blokes walking home from the pub, they’re not taking a bike because it’s illegal to ride bikes after drinking - same as cars. Mate of mine got booked by the cops for taking his ride-on mower home from the pub😆

[@fish5671]

why is it illegal to use your bike while drunk ?

[@blueblurr4526]

@@fish5671 Because you lose basic motor skill functions required for bike riding when drunk, making it unsafe for the drunk person and other people, a drunk bike rider could go into traffic and cause an accident as well

[@thehungrygerman9434]

0:19 Towns having only one police officer is very common in Australia. There is one police officer in Australia that looks after an area the size of the UK all by themselves.

[@jackts2375]

What’s the population cause if it’s like 20 ppl in that area the uk size thing is crazy but kinda appropriate

[@thehungrygerman9434]

@jackts2375 I believe the permanent population is just under 100. The officers job is basically rescuing tourists who get stuck in the desert before they die of dehydration. The current issue is that the officer has been doing this job for decades and wants to retire, but no one is willing to take his place. If you want more info you can google “Australian police officer with territory the size of the uk” and the right thing should show up.

[@thehungrygerman9434]

@@jackts2375 I believe the permanent population is just under 100. The officers job is basically rescuing tourists who get stuck in the desert before they die of dehydration. The current issue is that the officer has been doing this job for decades and wants to retire, but no one is willing to take his place. If you want more info you can google “Australian police officer with territory the size of the uk” and the right thing should show up.

[@thehungrygerman9434]

@@jackts2375 I believe the permanent population is just under 100. The officers job is basically rescuing tourists who get stuck in the desert. The current issue is that the officer has been doing this job for decades and wants to retire, but no one is willing to take his place. If you want more info you can google “Australian police officer with territory the size of the uk” and the right thing should show up.

[@thehungrygerman9434]

@@jackts2375 I have tried to type out 4 different replies, but KZbin keeps deleting them and I don’t know what words I’m using that is making KZbin remove them. Google search: Australian police officer has territory the size of UK

[@MrGrantStone]

There was a whole episode of MythBusters where they tested whether or not pirates would wear an eyepatch in order to gain an advantage in the dark and it turns out that the myth was plausible because if you have an eyepatch on one of your eyes, then that eye would always be adjusted to night vision or whatever you wanna call it in humans. Fun fact, lol. Also kind of bad ass if you think about it. Although you would have trouble with depth perception of Course. So they theorized that this might be the reason that so many pirates were depicted as wearing eyepatch’s back then. Also that is totally the guy from Terminator and Hicks from the movie Aliens, which is wild.

[@Sakura_Yuki_NC]

I was thinking the same thing about the actor, omg did he get old

[@operator8014]

Kyle Reese.

[@mindisfrozen]

Fun fact about "Boxing Kangaroos", there was a kangaroo character "Roger" in Tekken who was a kangaroo that wore boxing gloves. They later removed him and Alex (same thing but as a raptor) because people were boxing kangaroos. Was either that or one guy doing it, it was a 90's thing.

[@camdenfels7951]

If you're really wondering: we in Australia don't even have human rights. Its implied in our constitution, but is not said explicitly, nor is it a written law.

[@jacehardin7828]

How?!

[@TheWoollyFrog]

@@jacehardin7828 Whole country is run by mining corporations.

[@camdenfels7951]

@@jacehardin7828 well, Australia was just a penal colony for prisoners in England during the 1800s, amd almost everyone else was fleeing their own countries because of persecution. Unlike America, who became their own nation (with help for enlightened France, who went on to start their own revolution), Australia did not. Combine those fact of known historical inequality with a corrupt government hell bent on bringing in dictortorial laws, such as laws against free speech (feel free to look into it. I don't want a political thread), I highly doubt we will ever have a peice in the constitution of Australia giving us rights. The only reason it is even semi looked at is because 1. The UN wouldn't have it, and 2. The crown does keep the Government somewhat accountable, though they haven't acted on it for quite some time.

[@megazombiekiller9000]

@@jacehardin7828it was a prison colony originally.

[@synshenron798]

​@@megazombiekiller9000i think most people forget that. The Brits literally just dumped off a bunch of prisoners in Australia and eventually just said screw you guyd im goin home lol

[@somerandominternetdweller]

Australia lost two wars against Emu’s. So there is precedent and a possibility they are being controlled by their emu overlords.

[@murmer_]

Lies and slander. Our Supreme Emu Lords have been nothing but benevolent benefactors of humanity in Australia.

[@devidevil888]

To be fair Emu are like fighting a crackhead covered in knives

[@hernehaugen6878]

TWO?!

[@sandrosliske]

​@@jarrah1364 Why? It's like saying I drop kicked a 5 year old.

[@steampunk-llama]

Ok in all fairness, it was two specific blokes who gave us that reputation. Nobody else was keen on gunning tank birds down, esp after it was proven to be too difficult of a task for how little payoff you’d get

[@timgersh6787]

Pirate trick was the eye patch so you always have one eye ready for the dark but being blind does not help your senses it just puts more value on the ones you still have

[@mrwashy2259]

It forces you to pay more attention to the ones you have left.

[@RedLithic]

It gives the brain more free real estate.

[@timgersh6787]

@@RedLithic if you go blind at 5 years old yes because your brain is just getting to the point where it assumes you need so much for a sense. If you are much older you learn to adapt

[@DaHobbyGoblin]

20:00 A real example of how this can save you is Scott at Kentucky Ballistics, he got his jugular punctured and survived by holding his shirt and thumb in the wound all the way to hospital.

[@TrojanGamer10]

I was going to say the same thing! I love his channel

[@geeker6350]

Kangaroos are scary enough on their own without a zombie virus.

[@kamikazipidgion]

My growing list of potential future topics that may be fun to look into: Isolation (2005) Prophecy (1979) Harbinger Down (2015) Leviathan (1989)

[@anum4776]

I second all of these options!

[@Soggys0up85]

I saw isolation last weekend. Really solid flick.

[@randallbesch2424]

Leviathan has been done.

[@andrewalderman9489]

Muppet Movie (1982)

[@anum4776]

@@randallbesch2424 really? I know KZbin's channel search function is crap but I can't find it

[@walnzell9328]

4:54 Minors who are mining. Got it. Alright, guys. Shut it down. Eternal demonetization.

[@hi_im_ep1k187]

There are definitely people still here! The spiders taken over *blinks three times* Everything is all fine and dandy here *blinks three times*

[@ptonpc]

Got a blinking problem there mate. I'll have to notify your spider supervisor....

[@theotv5522]

As an Australian, I am deeply disappointed nobody make a horror film about magpies or drop bears. You can immediately tell they ain't Aussie if they haven't spoken about these 2 creatures.

[@iguanaboi3921]

There kind of is a Drop Bear movie. It's called Carnifex, and it's about Thylacoleo, which was a carnivorous prehistoric marsupial with probably the most unique teeth in the animal kingdom. We believe it hunted by dropping down from trees, hence the Drop Bear comparison. The character even say it inspired the Drop Bear, but I don't know how true that is

[@katdoral5277]

I don't have a sense of smell, born that way. Unfortunately, I don't really have a reference point to say if any of my other senses compensated, so we'll never know for sure. Thank you for my midnight rambles.

[@killercrock9362]

I absolutely love Roanoke’s reasoning behind, distrusting , the bartender, which is his ex-wife wife. That’s canon now

[@finrothsmith7995]

I was once mugged by a large grey kangaroo in a camp ground. Had a nice sandwich I had made, walking back to my tent, big grey steps in front of me and grabs the front of my shirt near the neck. I was like "woah hay there" put my hands up, his eyes track the sandwich. I slowly put my hand forward, he grabs the sandwich, gave me the evil eye, and let me go. Now I am used to kangaroos, love em, have little wallabies that graze behind my house in the burbs here in TAS, but some kangaroos you just dont mess with.

[@Runedragonx]

*_"Even a bike, which is short for Bichael"_* I can't explain in enough detail how loud I cackled at that

[@jaylee9552]

As an Australian, i can confirm they are. I'm fact kangaroo tracks, probably trying lure pray to a body of water to drown them 😐 no really they do that lol

[@TheKrispyfort]

Aussie Aussie Aussie

[@steampunk-llama]

@@TheKrispyfortOi oi oi!

[@jarrah1364]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE​@@steampunk-llama

[@solnishko4823]

Why tho?

[@jarrah1364]

@solnishko4823 so they can box them to death. Obviously. You're probably from Texas or something where you keep them in cages

[@tirefish]

Thought it was that damned deer from Adventure Time again

[@sandrosliske]

Creeped me out when it took the hooves off to reveal hands.

[@psychopompion]

@@sandrosliske hated those wiggly fingers

[@crypticsorrow5585]

Australian here, the town I live in actually doesn't have officers in our station. Luckily the next town over occasionally patrols here

[@YourLifeWasting]

if the injury is on an extremity put on a tourniquet, if it's in the neck do NOT put on a tourniquet best you can do is firmly apply pressure without blocking airflow

[@normalhuman9878]

6:48 a dingo did, in fact, eat her baby

[@hourglas]

I just happended to look up and see your comment while the video was playing that exact moment. Ahhh the internet. 😂😂😂

[@charlii_the_angel]

Thank you for spreading the correct information friend. To lose your baby in such a way and then be demonized by the world, so sad 😥

[@ausbushman2347]

​@@charlii_the_angel she got demonised because the whole thing was suss, and still not definitively proven. So you can't call it correct information.

[@yaqbulyakkerbat4190]

Yeah that whole ordeal was sad.

[@Interweb_Gremlin]

​@@ausbushman2347The only thing sus was the incompetent police

[@Smokasaurus]

Roanoke skipped chest wounds but I think they're pretty important to cover so here we go. A sucking chest wound is when there’s a hole in the chest that lets air into the space around the lungs, making it hard to breathe and super dangerous. To treat it, you need to seal the hole ASAP to stop more air from getting in. You can use stuff like plastic wrap or even a clean plastic bag. Tape it down on 3 sides to make a flap so trapped air can escape but no new air gets in. A sucking chest wound is commonly fatal before medical help can arrive if left untreated.

[@magmarashi]

"Working" Officer is doing a LOT of heavy lifting. Animal tracks? Witness to a potential rabid animal? Animal bite marks on the corpse? HMM...Must be the nearest convict I can get my hands on it is now completely safe to go out in the wilderness.

[@yaqbulyakkerbat4190]

I know, right? Drooling stupidity

[@ironicugandan5826]

That is only mildly scarier than a regular kangaroo.

[@TheKrispyfort]

Yep

[@TeenyTheOne]

I just started the video but I must share my information, there was an old TV show called Skippy about a friendly kangaroo, that's why they called him Skip and Rippy sounds like Skippy.

[@TheKrispyfort]

Thank you. Your comment deserves to be pinned with honour

[@TeenyTheOne]

@TheKrispyfort 🤭🤭 thank you. It was basically Australian Lassie

[@Redeemer115]

There are places here in Aus where there are just a one or a few police officers. Usually in very rural towns. Crime is usual very low in these areas because the populations are so low.

[@rogercroft3218]

Also places with no police. They depend on police from other towns that can be a significant distance away.

[@silverfox2419]

Words for KZbin, if it sounds like "er" it has a pickaxe breaking rocks in a mountain, if it sounds "or" it has a fidget spinner making poor life choices in highschool.

[@Welshmanshots]

The fidget spinner era of minors are now in their 20s, i can confirm as i was one of them.

[@mj_SR22]

The "kanga-room" joke at 30:10 is PEAK humor. Will die on this hill. Bravo.

[@sonicboy1123]

Should call the miners Tall Dwarves or Rock Smashers

[@buildomatic]

About the town having like 1 cop, yeah no that's accurate. Like out in the like smaller town you might not even get a cop, maybe 1 that drives in and waits for a week before going to the next town.

[@amoose8439]

26:00 well im staying but i was hoping it was a similar to the chronic wasting away disease that deer have

[@ladyoda]

Being blind myself, my hearing shot through the roof. My memory is also increased quite a bit and my sense of area has also improved. Unfortunately, my sense of smell has as well...

[@Mrhill-l2z]

Oddly I lost my sense of smell after a traumatic brain this injury its made my hearing sharper

[@michaelstopher1742]

How...how did you type this.

[@ladyoda]

@michaelstopher1742 Assistant voice typing is the thing of magic, my friend.

[@truerustle3651]

48 seconds ago is borderline assault

[@jankusthegreat9233]

Kangaroo killing Australians? I'm not surprised.

[@TheKrispyfort]

Neither are we

[@christopherjohansson9935]

Honestly, as an Australian, I love how hard it is for outsiders to grasp how sparsely populated and spread out our population is. We sit somewhere between Florida and Texas population wise, but spread over roughly the same landmass as the continental United States; and half of that is centred in the state capitals that hug the Eastern and Southern coastline... Entire townships can effectively be a few dozen people, a post office, a pub and maybe a Country Fire Authority supply shed. The town depicted in this movie is kind of a decently dense rural/remote town by our standards.

[@GhoulGrinds]

to anyone with doubts, ive watched deer eat roadkill

[@Ozz465]

Saw the Notification on my phone and now back to watch . good times Btw that clip of the Roo fighting the dow owner always gets me , he stood there and ate that punch and waited for more.

[@UrsusBorealis]

Hurray! New video!

[@frozendino6852]

Around 8:40 the manslaughter comment is almost one to one with the Freeman's Mind quote. Gotta love it

[@madsquishington8283]

6:24 That is in fact a Mitsubishi, called a Pajero over here, think from memory in north America they're called a Montero

[@sinjin8576]

Eucalyptus trees caused more damage than the zombie Roo in this film

[@ferro9926]

You are the most car smart guy i watch so i'll ask you this How do i feel safer on the same road as a cybertruck? Things are more bloodthirsty than vampires...

[@ironicugandan5826]

Fun fact: Bob Saget died from bumping his head on the headboard of his bed.

[@Michael1777-1]

They call it rippy cause that kanga is ripped.

[@thetacticalpuertorican]

Swoll goals

[@MrPrussianjester]

Nice

[@TheKrispyfort]

Nope. Because it has teeth

[@Gravedigger933]

5:36 An eye patch doesn't really help with making your other senses better. It does however make you turn your head a lot more, so that helps in not being snuck up on.

[@happyjohn354]

I'm pretty sure there is an extinct predatory species of Kangaroo called procoptodon.

[@disappointedharpy]

I looked it up and it ate grasses and shrubs apparently. I was really looking forward to a predatory kangaroo.😢 The horrific part about them is that apparently they walked like humans do and didn't hop. Which is absolutely insane to think about, like imagine seeing an 8 foot tall kangaroo casually strolling towards you

[@TrojanGamer10]

I think you meant to write "prehistoric"

[@happyjohn354]

@@TrojanGamer10 Define "prehistoric" they were around enough that the aboriginals apparently had stories of them.

[@NotDino721]

0:10 i swear im not a spider 💀

[@flygawnebardoflight]

An emu then. I've got my eye on you...

[@NotDino721]

@@flygawnebardoflight YOU CAN'T CATCH ME AND MY BOIS ALIVE WE WON A WAR, CHARGE

[@KinoHanabi]

Sounds like something a spider would say 🤨

[@NotDino721]

@@KinoHanabi nuh uh

[@cheebythehamster]

Yucky wucky comment

[@Wolfspane]

C’mon Roanoke, we all know Australia doesn’t exist. Not since the British lost in the great Emu Wars.

[@tenebrousoul9368]

You mean New New Zealand?

[@Wolfspane]

@ There’s a New Zealand? … Oh! You mean Middle Earth.

[@tenebrousoul9368]

@@Wolfspane I do! 😂🤣😆

[@Welshmanshots]

No no, the aussie lost us brits just fled like cowards.

[@toxi6836]

Survival tip I’ve been told. If you encounter a kangaroo and it wants to scrap, punch it in the face as hard as you can. Kangaroos believe that kicks do twice the punch damage, so if you punch it hard enough it will not want to fight you anymore. You won’t outrun it. If you don’t punch hard enough you better hope you have tranqs or a pew pew

[@Screlz]

Papa Ro... I dunno if you did that little Desert, Dessert, spelling lesson just to do you or because you realize that the majority of our high schoolers read at a fourth grade level, but thanks either way for being a great teacher through what you love.

[@karmicdisaster12]

Nerve pain is the worst! I had surgery for my carpal tunnel, please get this done if you have it, the surgeon said my nerve looked like an hour glass it was so tight. The nerve pain that night as it fixed itself (not sure how else to describe it) was agonizing and no pain killers would touch it. But the relief in both my hands was a miracle and I have no more pain.

[@almasbaibolov1446]

And somehow this abomination of the kangaroo is still least scary creature foreigners can face in Australia…

[@LowResCatExplosion]

18:39 he was trying not to say reg(t)ards lmao

[@Vegeta8300]

Holy crap! Thats Michael Biehn! Played so many iconic parts in the 80s.

[@MrPrussianjester]

Ok I got to admit a zombie kangaroo would be terrifying

[@erikwilliams1562]

Starting with the feet! Commercial break.... Dammit KZbin!!

[@spinorex.5057]

I'm glad roan puts pictures of what he's explaining about science stuff because my brain turns off after 3 sec in these parts of the video. Thank you roan❤

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

I’m assuming they call it Rippy because “Ripper” is a slang term in Australia, usually for something/someone cool or awesome. Source: I played the Ty the Tasmanian Tiger series growing up.

[@minecraftfox4384]

Rippy just sounds Australian to the marketing team. That's the reality of the bland name. "The Red" was probably already taken, and couldn't be used.

[@TheKrispyfort]

Rippy sounds like Skippy. And if that's not an obvious explanation you don't speak Australian-English as a first language

[@curiouscollective8572]

That professor dave debate was epic. I couldn't watch it because i was traveling, but i was also laughing at how heated it got and the burns.

[@hathhath2444]

Oh I always knew Australia isn't the land for me. Not a huge fan of spiders or lizards. And then learned about kangaroos waiting in the middle of the water to lure their victims in and I knew I would be dead on day one. That's why you need all these checks before they let you in. So you don't just die as soon as you land and government have to bury you....

[@TheKrispyfort]

Dingoes, Cassowary, crocodile, scorpions, monitors

[@pommytea]

Honestly the biggest risk in Australia if you're out bush is just getting lost

[@steampunk-llama]

If you just stay in the city you’ll be right, particularly in the southern coastal areas like Melbourne. Your biggest danger is the UV rays, so don’t be stupid once November hits and make sure you regularly hydrate and stay out of the sun and you won’t have any problems

[@MrDementedninja]

HELL YES. I don't know if you did this because I recommended it, but thank you so much.

[@glitchysworld]

People always ask me, "Why do they call you the drink?"

[@Mcadab]

5:21 Bike is short for bikel

[@hernehaugen6878]

@5:30 heavily visually impaired here. I can't speak for everyone but its not accurate to say my other senses are stronger, it's more like my brain prioritizes smell and hearing over sight as my go to senses. It's weird.

[@N0sf3r4tuR1s3n]

Yeah comic books really did a number on understanding how we think you think. How do you actually perceive the world? I'm not some kind of super villain, I just want to understand things. Were you blind from birth? Do you dream? I'm confused, and I want to understand.

[@hernehaugen6878]

@N0sf3r4tuR1s3n I still have some limited ability to see, but even with my glasses any details farther than ten feet away disappear into a foggy haze. I'm not completely blind, and unfortunately I can't tell if my eyes were this bad from birth or just early childhood. I did suffer multiple head injuries as a child from growing up in violent environments, but I have no way of knowing if they contributed to my lack of sight. Elaborating on my earlier point about things turning into a haze after a certain distance, it's like seeing silhouettes. If I took off my glasses while looking at you, even if you were only a few feet away, your face would be replaced by a blank surface of skin with two dark spots for eyes and a line for your mouth. Not literally obviously but that's the difference my glasses make.

[@N0sf3r4tuR1s3n]

@@hernehaugen6878 well thankfully I'm not some kind of super-villain. So let's focus on your visual abilities. Can you imagine things? Or not , if not it's not your fault. I'm not a villain, I just want to understand.

[@discordiacreates6669]

​@@N0sf3r4tuR1s3nI'm pretty sure even fully blind people can imagine things, maybe not the way you do, but still very much can. Idk though... I can only see completely clearly a few inches away from my face when my glasses are off and I used to have the ability to visualize things in my mind in full color like an HD movie. I didn't, however, think planes were for some years and had never seen snow on distant mountains for around the first... Can't remember when I got my glasses, maybe around 10yo? I'm now mid 20s and only take my glasses off when I'm sleeping, bathing or on my phone (probably because I used to almost have to bury my nose in books to read them and I used to read A LOT so bad habit, ik, I also need wider frames). Can obviously still imagine things though, I lost the ability to visualize things for unrelated reasons and was likely born with poor vision

[@MintyBingus]

As someone who grew up in rural Australia, my small hometown only had one cop. The jail cells were used to house chickens at one point. If more cops were needed they'd come from a nearby town.

[@vanillalove44]

For the lawyer talk, I know what video you're talking about. It was the one where the guy got falsely convicted for robbing a store because he was the first person the cops saw when they lost the perpetrator, right?

[@Captain.AmericaV1]

*I was laughing at flerfs, who legit think Australia doesnt exist.*

[@dannyrodriguez9966]

Day 11 of asking Roanoke to cover the kaijus form pacific rim

[@ekks3089]

If this movie gets a sequel, they should add koalas. 23km/h running speed with 1-2m bounds up trees, sharp claws, the durability to fall off out of trees, and the ability to swim. With the grunting noise they make and the attractiveness they have to tourists, it would make a great unexpected monster.

[@theironscorpion2128]

Could you cover the Hominus Nocturna and Reapers from Blade please?

[@kchurchjr]

@29:08 DO IT YOU BIG NERD! I Like your videos the moment I start them! Also Riddick shine job. That's two videos you owe

[@missblank3887]

You should totally play Soma! You'd love the cute animals it brings 😂

[@user-zf2zv6cx8h]

As Australians we need to convince Roanoke to cover drop bears. Deadliest animal on the planet

[@thatguy44148]

Roanoke please stop I'm supposed to be studying and sleeping

[@horsthacker6355]

best wordplays and use of memes ive seen in a while. tried cleaning my flat to this but ffailed because of laugther :D keep it up mate