What Conservatives are Like in 2024

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[@charlesbaldo]

For a conservative gun control means good aim.

[@TheHarrisontemple]

and trigger discipline

[@jayrowe6473]

For conservatives, it means talk a big game, wet your pants and hide because it might disrupt your daily routine when it's time to actually do something.

[@jayrowe6473]

@@charlesbaldo You'll be the first one needing those when they knock on your door to collect your firearms, kiddo. That's coming real soon.

[@MediaLieDetector]

That’s why we raise the toilet seat… 😂😂😂

[@jayrowe6473]

@@charlesbaldo"I know you are, but what am I?" good comeback, kid. Now you're making assumptions that I even have a firearm? Hint: just log off before you make an even bigger fool of yourself, "conservative".

[@jarompack7039]

I'm a conservative, I can laugh at this even though inside I'm slightly offended.

[@slowery43]

Maybe leave comedy to those that are a little funny

[@tessalynne6778]

Just the fact that you can laugh when someone pokes fun at you makes you a conservative.

[@melanied2989]

I thought it was satire of a leftist propaganda ad

[@dbopdbop]

​@@slowery43 at least they're honest.

[@SydneyBristow0788]

I died laughing myself. 😃 It's too funny.

[@jeffw6692]

“I’m a conservative, that’s why I now live in a concentration camp and am being reeducated to learn how to love the government”.

[@user-ij6qt8nt6x]

NOPE, THAT MAKES YOU A COWARD...

[@eyeameye9565]

Looks like he struck a nerve. The truth hurts as they say....hahahahahahahahahah

[@user-ij6qt8nt6x]

@@eyeameye9565 NO WONDER THE DELUSIONAL TRAITORS DENY ESTABLISHED FACTS...

[@jayrowe6473]

@@user-ij6qt8nt6x It went right over your head, didn't it.

[@AlekseyMaksimovichPeshkov]

"And I believe that A.I should replace all artists and that these skills should get lost to history. Because capitalism"

[@Some826]

Us Canadians are getting screwed by our liberal government. We are voting for Conservative Pierre Poilivre ❤

[@twobitsandpepper8235]

Would be awesome to see him win, but I don't think Trudeau will ever leave. He's a dictator.

[@justanobody0]

didn't Polievre have the same stance as Trump on 1:13 :( edit: I meant 1:28

[@Jon-hx7pe]

little will change with a conservative gov't, likely controlled by the same forces.

[@Marinealver]

You are putting your name on a list of future camp attendees.

[@coldstuff9784]

I wish the PPC and Bernier would gain more traction though!

[@andreyv1]

I'm a conservative, I live on an acreage away from all the liberals

[@jayrowe6473]

Conservatives don't believe in standing their ground and actually fighting. That's why leftards chase them out of every place the left has taken over.

[@va3svd]

Me too!

[@joeyjojojunior1794]

"the American Midwest"

[@madmartigin1464]

i cant call it acreage anymore. After a couple of years of living here i now call it my Firing Range with a Garden.

[@joeyjojojunior1794]

@@madmartigin1464 "Range and Garden" sounds like a respectable Conservative magazine.

[@Nova-cb3fv]

This is exactly how liberals view conservatives. 😂

[@twobitsandpepper8235]

Yep.

[@quincydread5204]

i mean to be fair, they do exist... both sides have it prob close to equally.

[@SydneyBristow0788]

I love the making fun of stereotypes. 😆😅🤣😂😂 It's great.

[@Nta_winy_lftst]

As much as I would like to disagree with him, this is what "conservatives" have become.

[@hmartin751]

​@@Nta_winy_lftst100percent there just as coo coo as liberals

[@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb]

I never hoped for an apocalypse. Current events, however...don't make an apocalypse look all that bad. I'm approaching the mentality of, "I mean, why not? We are already 90% there."

[@abduahs9366]

Same

[@talia8581]

Ikr😢

[@justanobody0]

I feel like the world makes more sense in some zombie apocalypse movies like people actually work together, they try to help each other (most of the time), people understand what is going on in the world

[@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife]

​@@justanobody0have you seen the walking dead? Spoiler alert: They kinda do what people do with scarce and dwindling resources.

[@justanobody0]

@@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife I've never seen walking dead (actually I think I saw a 3-5 min clip on youtube once, it looked good from the little I saw) I've seen Resident evil 1,2,3 the will smith zombie movie and 28 days later (but I kind of forget what happens in it) - kind of like the theme song from it tho

[@kittybrowneye3163]

As an actual conservative this was hilarious and very true but it is kind of cool people are trying and coming over to the other side

[@paulhughes5577]

Howdy there conservative.. Names liberal, pleased to meet ya! You know when conservatives and liberals start agreeing on stuff,. Well it usually involves the billionaire being disagreeable.

[@junglistsouljah2012]

​@paulhughes5577 You misspelled "politicians".

[@TheCollapse410]

Yea but this stuff isn't true. We always liked guns, don't want war (have no clue what he meant by that one), we don't watch Fox, we don't want our kids stupid we just don't want certain ppl teaching them and more. I'm kinda thinking like, wtf was this about. To crap on the ppl watching u like this is weird. Like, we get dunked on enough by every person on a screen, so why join in.

[@fleebertreatise1063]

@@TheCollapse410 But you’re describing an ideal conservative (a “normal person” who just happens to be conservative). There’s a lot of cringe out there in all spaces, and people making fools of themselves.

[@FreeAmerican-mm2my]

As a Conservative, I am doing hard manual labor on a Saturday. I did not have time to watch this video, but I gave it a thumbs up and commented anyway.

[@NoOneToNoOne89]

As a person that reads a lot of comments from a toilet seat, thank you for sharing your “As a_____” with everyone, even though not a single person wanted it. We really appreciate your virtue signaling. Have you thought about being a lefty? You’re nearly there.

[@proudpatriot3491]

@@NoOneToNoOne89 relax turbo

[@twobitsandpepper8235]

@@NoOneToNoOne89 Thank you as well for your very helpful comment.

[@harrybennington8031]

@@twobitsandpepper8235 thank you as well for your very helpful comment.

[@The_Blessed_Cowboy]

Remember to help your neighbors with yard work during the election period.

[@rauljamaica3835]

JP, you forgot about "relying on one person to repair what will actually take All of Us to fix."

[@f308gtb1977]

Well said.

[@lorischadler2871]

Yes! Well said.

[@joannbrown2842]

Orange Jesus

[@archstanton4365]

Indeed

[@Raquel_ColdIron]

It's totally true. Just voting for trump isn't the be all end all. These are hard times we have to relearn to be stronger to inevitably make easy times which will make week men again. What a conundrum.

[@TheDarkPlace00]

Sadly that’s the paradox of our times. The irony of hating on platforms that have strong censorship, but yet we still have no choice but to rely on them to be noticed and acknowledged.

[@Morrisfactor]

Great point. It is distressing to use the very platforms/search engines which seek to control us.

[@mikesun9009]

Ummm… Google is bleeding search users as they jump ship to DuckDuckGo among others who give them real results. Rumble is slowly becoming the other video platform where creators put their content as a backup. This is how things change, slowly.

[@oftheborg]

The remnant will very much be alone at the end. I only know a handfull of people within 1 tank of gas that believe in the Father and Son.

[@someguy9113]

Why do you have to be noticed and acknowledged

[@oftheborg]

@@someguy9113 education

[@brentbutler4443]

I can't help but wonder how many people will watch this and instead of getting a good laugh, will be offended.

[@chrislloyd1170]

Liberal statement 😂

[@corrinaterry3758]

🤣🤣🤣

[@seanlucy6432]

Good question that's why I'm looking through the replies 😂

[@koolsolutionszx12r55]

I was very offended. That's how right wing idiots think we are. Why would he do that knowing how they twist every word that we say trying to make it sound like that. I think a nice.....I'm a conservative which means I love God, Country, Freedom above all. That sends a message. This just makes the already brain dead lefties more brain dead.

[@jeremybrimmer1990]

Subtext

[@RevolverSAA51]

"Coyotes and hawks killed most of them....... I dont know what im doing." I almost spit my beer out in the first 10 seconds. Hahaha

[@timdobbins8996]

Laughing at yourself is healthy & funny. Thnx JP

[@AC-sq1gt]

I'm a conservative and I approve this vid 😂😂😂

[@Sanguen666]

Conservatives in 2040: "Im a Conservative this is why I am here, in the state's Re-Education center"

[@joshuakarr-BibleMan]

I don't know if it will take 16 years to get there.

[@muchtested]

Only if you're not on the red list for more permanent societal removal.

[@scottinnh88]

Shut up and reeducate yourself

[@jamesvan2201]

​@joshuakarr-BibleMan no. Not that long. More like 3 weeks.

[@joshuakarr-BibleMan]

@@muchtested There is also the option of societal shadow-ban. Imagine having a job that only creates the illusion of productivity, while half the coworkers are government plants, another quarter are snitches, and the rest are just inmates like you. All the internet service available yo you is an echo chamber, loaded with AI and FBI, and not a legitimate comment or post in the lot. Even your youtube is videos from 20 years ago, released in order, day by day, hour by hour, just to give you the false belief you are still an active part of a dynamic world. You've become single, because your wife was warned to leave, and now you vascillate between "incel" and "single and happy." It's a Truman Show for an audience of zero, and your one viral comment is a fond recollection you will never know was just the door of the cage slamming shut.

[@nikan7704]

I used to say "I'm not a Republican, I'm a conservative." But now "conservative" is getting used more to refer to republicans in general so I feel like there's not as much distinction between the two as there used to be. I don't know what to call myself anymore 😅 I just believe in working hard and doing a job well, loving my family and God and neighbors, trying to be kind to all I meet, and I like to have space to enjoy nature.

[@kj7792]

🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@ysxbel]

If you believe in a job well done, loving people and being kind to all, and having a space to enjoy nature, you probably aren't a conservative nor a republican and align with more left politics broadly. Conservatives are bulldozing nature reserves, slashing funding to infrastructure, and spreading hatred of "the other"

[@galadrielwoods2332]

In December 2023 I learned from my parish council people that 30 percent of the residents participate in the curbside recycling and of that JUST ONE PERCENT of the recyclables end up recycled. WHAT A FRICKIN FARCE. I’m done! I want all of my time back that I’ve spent cleaning and organizing recyclables! We are charged for the service and it does not even get done! EFF THAT.

[@bgg-jp5ei]

Yes only pet plastic is recycled and the rest gets sent to India for landfill. Politicians are no doubt making a fortune out of this scam

[@bobbij3030]

And the bulk of our trash ends up in the ocean... and yet the WEF wants us to believe that we and our cows are the problem. pft

[@EmmaMarie7]

I heard about this about 25years ago in Seattle. My mother was behind a recycling truck, saw it drive down to the end of the block where it dumped the recycled into the garbage truck. Lies for more $money. Always follow the $money.

[@galadrielwoods2332]

@@EmmaMarie7 Awful!

[@calvinhobbes6118]

The only thing they can recycle are metal and glass. At least 95% of the plastics we recycle get taken to the landfill.

[@nosteponsnakey]

(I'm a conservative, I don't realize that almost all of our "elected representatives" are essentially a uniparty, ensuring the illusion of choice and change. We can save our country! )😅 "Libertarian arrives with the black pill"

[@justanobody0]

ngl, sometimes I feel that way in Canada I hope I'm wrong

[@Joe_BROgan]

​@justanobody0 you're not wrong

[@keithcurtis166]

In my opinion they’re all crisis actors…

[@justanobody0]

@@Joe_BROgan Bro Jogan, there is so much in life, so much stuff in the world where I feel like when Will Ferrrell plays Mugatu when he says, "Doesn't anyone notice this, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills"

[@matthewmosier8439]

Libertarians have nothing to offer. Look at their platform. Also, the black pill is exactly what the elite want you to take..

[@Niff407]

But, the last one, about recycling being a hoax, is actually true. The recycling plant in our city was shut down over ten years ago and we still have the trucks coming to take it straight to the dump.

[@galadrielwoods2332]

Yep! In December 2023 I learned that the parish I live in has only 30 percent participation by residents and of that ONLY ONE PERCENT of the recyclables actually get recycled. WTF and we are charged for recycling just like we are charged for garbage collection. I’ve been working my ass off cleaning and sorting recyclables all for NOTHING. EFF THAT.

[@OkTxSheepLady]

True in way more areas than people are aware of. 😊

[@TheCollapse410]

​@@galadrielwoods2332awwwww I caught u! U copied and pasted! Lol finally someone else besides me doing this.

[@galadrielwoods2332]

@@TheCollapse410 What? I copied and pasted my own comment. Why is that noteworthy?

[@joelburlingame5693]

"Guess there were a few in the chamber" Lol Hahahahaha

[@HighlanderNorth1]

What's a "chamber" anyway? The only chambers I recognize are the people's congressional chambers that were trespassed upon on J-6 by _people_ I'm told not to like!

[@scottoneil6795]

The best line in the whole video. I laughed so hard I cried!

[@henryfhenline6316]

What's a safety? Those 3 round chambers must be banned

[@scottgaree7667]

He must have one of those 30 magazine clips!

[@joelburlingame5693]

@@scottgaree7667 Now, those are terribly dangerous.

[@251omega]

Great work JP! It's a good thing to be reminded: "Put your own house in order, before you criticize someone else's house". (Just because they're OUT TO GET YOU, doesn't mean you're not PARANOID!)

[@MistaMagee]

What conservative grifters are like in 2024

[@kristoffermiller4401]

That seems like his point. Lol I love this guy.

[@Tonebone721]

You gotta admit this video is funny

[@ThatOne77]

e721 No, I don't "gotta" admit it.

[@lorireed8046]

​@@Tonebone721 These "new" conservatives are pretty annoying though. I've often had to say "shut up, we don't do that on this side" . But I'm old and have been conservative since the 1980's. I don't have a farm, I know how to shoot (military family) but, don't own a gun. We exist.

[@NoOneToNoOne89]

Spot on. Didn’t get a single thing wrong. People crying hard in the comment section, because it hurts their fee-fees.

[@sineriafrankenstein7316]

I'm still waiting for Y2K to materialize. Was TOTALLY prepped for that!!😂

[@k.p.1139]

I'm normal! I watch JP, don't have social media accounts, because I still remember how to CALL my family, using a rotary telephone, lick a stamp, and do stuff without the TV on! 🤣

[@mikeyo1O1]

This is what we need. I've been fed up with both parties for years. The only way we will progress is to put a stop to the manufactured partisan divide.

[@nickswildweather1308]

I wouldn't say it's manufactured, not anymore anyway. Most people are on either side and they are more diametrically opposed than ever before. But what is true is that more than likely there are things we can still agree on. Maybe not a lot of things, but if we can talk to each other, we'll find them. People like Elon, Shellenburger, Taibbi, Rogan, RFK Jr, etc. we don't agree on much, but we have found some major things we on (free speech, anti COVID hysteria) so we like them better.

[@Bronasaxon]

One side thinks that murdering the unborn is okay and that people can change their biological sex by surgery and hormone injections, just to give two examples. The other views this as murder and insanity respectively. There can be no negotiation.

[@mikeyo1O1]

⁠You've so beautifully proved my point, that I can't believe you didn't think before you hit send. The extremes at both ends do not make up the majority of people. They are magnified/amplified to convince the majority that these are the norms. You're part of the problem.

[@fyou2327]

@@Bronasaxon And there shouldn't be.

[@Sebman1113]

@@mikeyo1O1I strongly agree with this, though I might be bias because I live in the suburbs in a Midwest state.

[@justinzrandomvideoz5475]

It was funny to see you turn the humor inwardly. Your sarcastic humor is great.

[@betornween]

He didn't.He's mocking liberal tropes ABOUT Conservatives. Thanks for playing.

[@justinzrandomvideoz5475]

@betornween it's good to not take yourself too seriously. You need to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.

[@Sebman1113]

@@betornweenI don’t know about that

[@rightsideofhistory1776]

JP your satire is outstanding-As are all of your videos! 💯 I’m a conservative leaning Independent and I endorse this message. 🤣

[@kalrandom7387]

Saddest part is that there are people out there just like that.

[@mikenixon2401]

Thanks JP. A good reminder of what we conservatives should not want to become.

[@bgg-jp5ei]

Erm maybe you missed the satire rino

[@proudpatriot3491]

What do you mean? I believe a lot of what he said. I don't care if he makes fun of me because I realize who am and I'm not ashamed of it

[@betornween]

​@@proudpatriot3491He is mocking liberal tropes about conservatives.

[@mikenixon2401]

@@proudpatriot3491 no, I'm with you all the way. I was referring to JP's satire. In other words we, although we are proud of being conservative patriots, do not want to come across looking silly and no to be taken seriously. Kind of how the wokes look to us. I go back to my old expression, if you do not wan to be treated like a stereotype, do not behave like a stereotype. That does not mean we soften our convictions. We want to be a necessary positive influence. Let me know if that helps, but please know I am not looking for an Internet fight. Remain proud. Be a blessing.

[@mikenixon2401]

Naw @@bgg-jp5ei I dd get it. Please see the reply I offered proud patriot. Oh, and I am not a RINO, so no name calling please. Only liberals do that.

[@nathandomke2721]

I've always wanted to kick over my neighbors "Love is love, science is real, no human is illegal" signs.....now I feel like I've been being a pansy for restraining myself.

[@travisn346]

Haven't seen one of those since I left New Mexico. They were everywhere.

[@kittytrout1898]

Try that in a small town…

[@stacystallard4327]

Every side has its crazies.

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

good job! if we cant poke fun at the dumb shit we do then we cant poke it at the others either..

[@lancebeare8314]

Friends don't let friends know... I play pickleball 😂

[@3941602]

Fairplay to you. Being able to laugh at yourself is road to enlightenment.

[@betornween]

He's mocking liberal tropes ABOUT Conservatives. Thanks for playing.

[@3941602]

@@betornween Maybe but I still feel he is poking fun at conservatives and its okay. There always lies elements of truth behind comedy. That's why comedians are so valuable in today's world where free speech is limited. There are conservative d- bags that are hypocritical. No one person or party is perfect. No one is infallible. This is funny cause its true. Dave Rubin, Charlie Kirk, Blair White just to name a few hypocritical leaders in the conservative party.

[@3941602]

@@betornween Its comedy. Truth behind the jest. Dont get triggered. No one is infallible.

[@3941602]

@@betornween Homeboy why cant you take a joke.

[@PhaserBomb]

Honestly when I think of the very first time I watched this guy, I realize that was yeaaaarrrsss ago. He is one of the few channels that isnt a sell out, and has stood true to his message and humor. Lots of respect for you brother much love from 🇨🇦

[@jessejohnson7628]

I actually unsubscribed years ago until the red headed hippie finally figured out what side of the fence he was going to jump off on. I guess getting married and having a kid brought him to reality.

[@stevemcgillivray4961]

He has stayed true to his message but he has also changed in ways. As we all do. Life it's self lets us rethink our choices and learn from them.

[@SIXX2772]

Now pick on Liberals 😀😀😀

[@cCiIcCo]

You obviously never watched his content.

[@tosty931]

As a conservative I find this hilarious, relax 😄

[@raphaelfeneje486]

"Pick on liberals." Welcome to the channel, newbie!

[@SIXX2772]

@@tosty931 lol...I'm not a conservative haha or. Liberal lol

[@SIXX2772]

@@raphaelfeneje486 Too easy! Lol

[@patrickwelby9]

The depth of the statement "I only post there so you'll know I exist". Is more powerful than many will understand!

[@patrickwelby9]

And yes I am posting LMAO!

[@MeBender]

Helping with yardwork got me 😂😂

[@jenniferboudreau9366]

I’m No.1. Watching from Harare, Zimbabwe

[@roostercogburn7243]

Yes you are Jennifer. 🤍

[@NoOneToNoOne89]

No. I’m NoOne.

[@Formoren]

It’s funny because there’s truth in it. No one is perfect.

[@TheNuclearGeek]

I wish I knew how many people didn't get the joke.

[@annacurransmotherofmeghanc1841]

I didn’t get it, fr what did he want us to take from this because half of what he said was true and the other half was bs so what was he getting at?

[@MovingVanFromMars]

I just go to work and feed my family.

[@jkellyid]

I raise chickens, bake my own bread, go to church one or more days a week and have kit just like that. I approve this message.

[@blowinshtup6553]

trying to score some brownie points with your YT overlords, JP?😂

[@NoOneToNoOne89]

He’s spot on. Didn’t get a single thing wrong. People crying hard in the comment section, because it hurts their fee-fees.

[@WildberryAB]

This video sends a mixed message for sure and needs to be redone to be clear.

[@betornween]

​@@NoOneToNoOne89He's mocking liberal tropes ABOUT Conservatives. Thanks for playing.

[@matthewmosier8439]

@@WildberryAB He was likely forced to make it. He needs to leave the organization that hired him.

[@jeremybrimmer1990]

Subtext

[@ConnieSue1]

As a conservative I had to watch this 3 more times lol😂😂😂

[@djdrack4681]

Congrats JP for finally getting a plate carrier. Hopefully you got lvl IV ceramic

[@wd-40freedompress80]

almost 1/2 of this is soo soo true!!!

[@NoOneToNoOne89]

He’s spot on. Didn’t get a single thing wrong. People crying hard in the comment section, because it hurts their fee-fees.

[@patrickdiehl6813]

I'm a conservative and I approve of this satire 👍👍👍

[@Hzdr4]

I can not stress enough how glad i am, that the word propaganda is now rather used than the word P.R.

[@BernardMaliko-sq2dd]

The word propaganda is hate speech

[@ethanmoon3925]

Take the time to know your principles and you won't get lost in the sauce.

[@davidsoutar8508]

I sincerely hope that was all tongue in cheek. If not, I will have a whole different opinion of old JP

[@justanobody0]

what if some of it was tongue in cheek, and some wasn't

[@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife]

If you can't laugh at yourself then what are you doing with life? Nobody wins, it's all satire. Have fun, bruise that ego, learn to cope, and enjoy the good stuff while it's there.

[@twobitsandpepper8235]

@@joanofarc4103 Sounds like she may be the exception, most that are homeschooled actually do much better at reading.

[@betornween]

​@@joanofarc4103He's mocking liberal tropes ABOUT Conservatives. Thanks for playing.

[@matthewmosier8439]

Pray he leaves the organization that he signed with. They aren't good for him

[@lanetatom2701]

So much for halting illegal migration that he spoke of last episode.

[@wegbored]

"I'm a conservative, and this message was brought to you by the Wellness Company."

[@PhaserBomb]

These conservatives sound like good people😂😂😂😂😂 They know what is up😂😂😂😂

[@44seahawksman]

As a conservative, I love this video! 😂 gotta laugh at the irony! Priceless

[@EverydayBushcrafter]

Some of the best satire I've ever seen

[@geo5146]

I enjoy this guy. He rags on Liberals and I like that. He also rags on Conservatives and that’s good too. He understands that being far to one side or the other is bad. Both are bad. The answer is somewhere in the middle.

[@BuckleUpPansies]

Like the message..keep the 'Tribe Mentality' in check. Put on your COMMONSENSE HAT, USE LOGIC, THINK FOR YOURSELF.

[@nekk-ra7080]

I know this is satire, but in terms of recyling, that aluminum can, along with other metals, is something that can be recycled over and over again. Plastics and paper, not so much.

[@jeremybrimmer1990]

What is it with some stacks of paper plates having chemical residue on them?

[@nekk-ra7080]

@@jeremybrimmer1990 I think it's safe to assume the coating on them is not made from electrolytes.

[@thespectator5259]

For sure OP. I think the joke is, *certain* "conservatives" will be anti-environment for everything, even when it actually makes economical/practical sense. When you take a viewpoint without actually looking into and more so just to spite the other side, then that's when you may be a wingnut instead of a nuanced person who just happens to lean a certain way politically.

[@jeremybrimmer1990]

@@nekk-ra7080 there you go then

[@douglascramer1501]

Answer: This is JLP taking the "persona" of the Conservative to the extreme, illustrating what could be construed as "conservatism", on both sides of the Political Sphere.

[@betornween]

No. He's mocking liberal tropes ABOUT Conservatives. Thanks for playing.

[@soniagridworker6427]

I am myself. Not conservative, not liberal. Thank You for the video- manipulation is not absent from either side. Divide and rule always stays true

[@vanessakammerer5602]

God gave you a mind of your own, to think for yourself, and question everything to find the truth. Common sense goes along way. God bless

[@lateblossom]

"Are there more than 2?" 🤣

[@dsc420247]

Not that matter!!!😉

[@paleocon777]

😂

[@charlesbaldo]

I am a liberal, the constitution starts at the third amendment, whatever it is. The 14th is the most important one, the 25th too, but only if Trump is president

[@dsprocks]

"I guess there were a few in the chamber" 😂 your writing is so genius man I can't believe how funny you've been since the old bandana wearing softer jp to the slab of marble beast we know today. Keep on putting out the good word and being funny man, God bless!

[@spitshotspitshot]

Great stuff bud

[@shaungiesbrecht4697]

I'm not a conservative but everyone thinks i am because i dont trust the government. Funny because that used to be a Liberal defining quality.

[@tarynbrent1]

JP’s the best:))))

[@TheNuclearGeek]

Fossil fuels come from the earth and fossil fuels return to the earth. It's the circle of life!

[@AuditTheSimulation]

Great Video!

[@rake.]

I'm an atheist, and conservative...is that legal?

[@Aurora3242]

I hope so!

[@rake.]

I just cringe when they assume I'm religious because I'm conservative.

[@chrisgrullon6786]

​@@rake.I can understand that, most conservatives are Christian and those conservative specifically have a big presence in mainstream media.

[@S0B3RDAD]

You're stepping on my toes JP 😂

[@nicholasdicaro2496]

Good stuff JP! Keep at it man! Much love!

[@jesterday2222]

1:43 JP holding random objects always makes me chuckle 😆

[@ryanduchaine3994]

❤❤❤ I'm DEFINITELY a Conservative then! ❤❤❤

[@PhaserBomb]

I wish you would have said " I am a conservative, We are a threat to democracy for asking where 60 million $ went for an app because believing in transparency is a crime because accountability is not part of defending our democracy"😂😅

[@alicia2496]

Underrated comment 😂

[@PhaserBomb]

@@alicia2496 I appreciate you, I'll follow you haha

[@AQUARIASGOLDENAGE]

Omg thisis funny! Ty Honey. I really needed some laughs today. Amd I do mean really. You're really talented ❤❤❤

[@brentdorenkamp4112]

Respect and love your content, humor, and wisdom JP!

[@mikepurdue7472]

Obviously, not all of this is true.

[@matthardy1853]

I didnt quite get the joke, has he fliped on us

[@crystalh450]

No, it's called being able to laugh at yourself. People used to have more of a sense of humor.

[@betornween]

​@@crystalh450No, He's mocking liberal tropes ABOUT Conservatives. Thanks for playing.

[@crystalh450]

@@betornween LOL. Whatever, dude. Keep pretending you know everything. Thanks for proving my point.

[@betornween]

@@crystalh450 I thought it was hilarious. You want to hear a joke? Say your name out loud.

[@markfregly4148]

The joke is that he's joking

[@loonewoof9074]

had me dieing when he said "i guess there was a few in the chamber"

[@rickystucker6812]

Im glad you got that sign to kick it. Made me laugh

[@Moontunas]

Whoa JP. Major screw ups here.

[@betornween]

He's mocking liberal tropes ABOUT Conservatives. Thanks for playing.

[@Moontunas]

Hahaha look a genius! My goodness how blessed we are to have your intellect. I specifically liked the part where you were condescending. Anyway, what he's doing is obvious, oh master of wits. Unfortunately some of what he's said aren't just liberal tropes, but his own projection of "fake conservatives". It's divisive and looking at the comments I'm not the only one. Seems like you're off the ball here. I'm sure JP appreciates you taking time off the teet to defend him though!

[@stoli4no_bor4e]

I am proud to be a conservative

[@caiman114]

Good dig on Warp Speed.

[@VDarksteel]

Glad you made this. People be able to laugh at themselves without feeling attacked.

[@tawnyatorgl8731]

There are extremes on both sides! lol... Crazy loves extremes no matter where they stand. I'm grateful to be a Bible reading, God fearing Christian who makes mistakes. I'm grateful I don't fit that hilarious description of either side. Most of, but not every conservative I know, recycle, compost, and are very responsible with their health, families, pets, and land. But then again I live in a small town, where we participate in cleaning up our river and lake. We share in our harvest of fruit and vegetables, honey and homemade goods. Oh! lolol... Our safety is tight on our homes, but never on our guns. 💪 Have a blessed day... Praying you have continued success in pulling back the drape on politics and bad behaving ideas...

[@badbigwolfe7951]

As a conservative, I don't watch clickbait.

[@betornween]

He's mocking liberal tropes ABOUT Conservatives. Thanks for playing.

[@badbigwolfe7951]

​@@betornween Thanks for explaining the obvious, you must be really smart. Humor is is supposed to make you laugh, which one of these made you laugh?

[@spitfirered]

You're The Best JP 👍👍🔥🔥💯💯👏👏

[@nick111655]

A great video!! I love the way you act out these real life hypocrisies. lots of humor, but sure tells it like it is. 😊

[@iknothatukno]

Yoooo this comment section is radioactive

[@truthiscensored]

I'm a Conservative, so of course I live in a trailer park, have 3 teeth and never been inside a book store.

[@amystancombe2248]

I understand the prepping for the apocalypse and can’t wait thing. That’s me

[@va3svd]

Nice! Sometimes it’s great to have a chuckle at our own expense. Good job, JP!

[@trishavalenti9267]

This one really confused me….homeschoolers can’t read? There were other things that bothered me too, but not wasting anymore time here….

[@falconsoar7312]

As a mom who homeschooled, I think he was poking fun at that meme that home education is substandard. To that I say read the home instructed founder's writings vs today's lawmakers. I rest my case

[@alexmashkin863]

So, you're a conservative

[@justanobody0]

you didn't get the joke that it is benefitial to not to be able to read, because then you can't be forced to read propaganda

[@NoOneToNoOne89]

He’s spot on. Didn’t get a single thing wrong. People crying hard in the comment section, because it hurts their fee-fees.

[@sarahmostacci1154]

That’s weird about the homeschooling thing. Homeschooling is a great way to go. They are very smart.

[@davidredford3111]

Not getting wher you were going with this one jp i watch all news but still determine that fox is still a better choice

[@betornween]

He's mocking liberal tropes ABOUT Conservatives. Thanks for playing.

[@TheProxy2]

he's saying that the media is driving people's morality to support EITHER side of the war so the war never stops. and what he's getting at is that this war has an ulterior motive behind and thats why the media has to keep the animosity going whether from palestinian side or from the israeli side. basically dont trust the media thing the conservatives always believes. he's just being a contrarian to the trend of supporting either side of the war

[@J_PIK]

I am neither a conservative nor a democrat. I vote for what sounds right and pick hobbies that interest me. I think politics is boring and as long as my family is safe, that is all that matters.

[@robertawinters9366]

God's blessings from Bay City Michigan

[@vikicanterbury]

Didn't care for this one JP.