What every Edmonton Oiler needs as a Christmas Gift

[@coolcook344]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Thank you for your informative podcast, the thought and pure analysis is the best re the Oil. Most appreciated.

[@k.jswidley9446]

Merry Christmas! But cmooon maaan.... "smooth ice" and "unlucky bounces" ??? 😂😂😂

[@TheOilJay1990]

Driasaitl has been voted best passer in the league by rhe playee a couple time I’m pretty sure

[@m.j.s.3838]

Merry Christmas. I’m real glad the Oilers have Leon signed and sealed. My Xmas wish for him is a healthy playoffs in ‘25, and in his stocking, more capacity to play with ANY linemates. I would (selfishly) give C.M. a new (team-friendly) Oiler contract for Christmas, and his stocking stuffer, bouncing baby McD twins in the wifely womb. Hyman, a 5000 USD gift certificate at a Mexican rhinoplasty clinic, stocking: a last minute invitation to the Big Tourney. Nurse: a chance to send Reaves to the locker room, bloodied and broken, stocking: his online haters fade away. J. Skinner: a defined role on the team; stocking: a bic lighter to ignite “The Fire Under the Ass”, without which nothing great is accomplished. S. Skinner + Pickard: a lucky penny, a rabbit’s foot, and an all expenses paid trip to the Blarney Stone. Nuge: a bic lighter like Skinner’s to ignite…, stocking: the ability to always play like he’s suddenly got “one more inch”. Ekholm: a Viking longship and crew for his family and team mates to enjoy on nice days in the summer on the N. Sask. River. Bouchard: zero mistakes when last man back, and one more shot that gets through to the net per game. stocking: Fred Flintstone mug. Arvidsson, Henrique, Perry and Ryan: anything they want from the Dr. Ho collection. Brown: another standing O. moment. Podkolzin: a dream visit from the baby Jesus, who teaches him how to be a 30 goal scorer. The Coach: a walking stick with a substantial knob. Emberson and Stetcher: they’re still here next year. The Janitor: a game winner in the playoffs. For, anyone I forgot or who wants one: a kitten.😊