What Going to the Doctor Was Like 200 Years Ago - Joe Machi

Joe Machi wonders what doctors even did in the distant past and calls out Tom Brady for his Deflategate defense.
Original airdate: September 2, 2016
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[@muraddiab6393]

I like how he unironically calls the audience “gang” it’s very substitute teacher-ish

[@mouthy_maestrod2992]

I think ots just a Jewish white dude thing bc ben Shapiro does it too😂

[@Lollita23]

Lmao😂 that takes me back

[@internet.pulp.tv.]

@@mouthy_maestrod2992 interesting. Do you know any more examples?

[@mouthy_maestrod2992]

@@internet.pulp.tv. no?😂😂 idk. It was a joke anyways but Ben Shapiro is Jewish and he does say gang

[@NewMexicoJoe505]

Harland Williams is the OG of calling the crowd gang in standup

[@saraigassmann9592]

Hideously dark humor coming from a jarringly jolly face like a 19th century circus clown... I like this guy

[@Sleazball_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 he does look like some freak show. BUT seriously I am soooo happy to know I am not THEE ONLY PERSON ON THIS PLANET WHO THOUGHT he looks funny and to me he looks dead and his body was reanimated by some evil species His eyes and lips look dead ASF

[@tuscon2192]

@@Sleazball_ he looks like Paul bearer

[@ChrisBrogan]

Jarringly jolly. I think this should be his tinder summary. :)

[@otizzlebabe8715]

Hate to see what you would say about someone you don't like

[@milliganx6278]

I completely concur.

[@imanf18bro]

New drinking game: Take a shot every time Joe blinks. Aftermath: Welcome to your new found sobriety.

[@PowderHeight]

LMAO 😂😂

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

He doesn't need to blink! HE SEES ALL

[@jeffreycherep8264]

If you play that game with Jim Norton,you'll drown.

[@SlyFunkyMonk]

I literally googled his eyes before reading your comment to see if he had a thyroid condition or something

[@biohacker2781]

Hahahahahahaha

[@mariahelizabeth_ent]

He's an adult Morty. Trauma and all.

[@ProfessorTimbo]

@Prince Otter Channel2 wow, calm down lol

[@mynameiskai141]

@Prince Otter Channel2 damn nigga chill fucks wrong wit you

[@lilmozzy3914]

im happy that so many people thought about the same thing

[@d.a.z3929]

"We're having fun probably"

[@TheRosyCodex]

@Prince Otter Channel2 dang bro I didn't mean it as an insult

[@stitchintime626]

His laugh sounds Krusty the Klown from the Simpson's with the eyes of like a true murderer.

[@mats7492]

Stitch In Time… hey kids

[@tomasjeraldtomjerry9654]

I noticed that immediately it's fuckin unreal how creepy that laugh is

[@XenoTravis]

When he first did that laugh I replayed it so many times. It was great.

[@eddymunster3938]

Good!

[@cruelcimmcia859]

Hey Gang ! Guhoohaahaha

[@jillian5050]

"some of these are gonna be a little dark here gang, let's buckle the seatbelts" i love that lol

[@ORGANICsoulJAZZ]

"Lots of idiots out there gang"

[@aegeon5650]

OrganicSoulJazz we need this on a T-shirt

[@michaelwheat2074]

Bruh I read this right as he said it 😭

[@dloveantaeallen3430]

U mean the LOI gang

[@kanashi8393]

OrganicSoulJazz I read this as he said it that’s scary

[@bluestogreen1693]

Perma-fraid

[@dc-nm9jo]

I love when his jokes bomb and he just barrels right through, total pro and shows how long he's been in the game.

[@pandorasboxofstuff186]

Evilpimp indeed it is

[@cjpockets]

Pandora's Box Of Stuff very good ol chap

[@randybonner9870]

dc999, you must be president of his fan club.

[@arnonroyna4420]

Mitch Hedberg did that a lot,

[@BrisLS1]

None of them were wasted on me. Stomach ache from laughing. Reminds me of Kevin Meany or John Pinette. Just flat out funny the second you look at him.

[@MrGuy__]

"all right gang, I'll cut to the chase: none of you are safe."

[@JamaicanMeCrazy]

😂

[@paul1mdrn]

The serial killer undertones are a bit suspicious.

[@scarlettsapphire780]

Very suspicious

[@FiveFourThor]

HAHAH dude i was thinking the same thing! he seems extremely fascinated with serial killers.

[@anydaynow]

Good cover. No ones ever caught any of the other serial killer comedians.

[@savanahstrange]

Yes! I was just thinking as I was laughing "wow these jokes are good but so dark! Oh god what if the comedian side is a front? Would I still laugh at this if he WAS a serial killer?" 😂😂

[@tsdutchboy]

Ah ya think so

[@sjbcatcher]

“It’s a tambourine, Bob. This is embarrassing.”😂😂

[@jbaby007]

This man was a ventriloquist doll in a previous life. Specifically, the one from Goosebumps.

[@ellie698]

Nah, just a woman doing a very uncomfortable impersonation of a man

[@ZenMuff1n]

I don't think any cupcake factory will cover for the expression in his eyes.

[@TheKanashimishow]

Well said

[@caelinnis]

lmfao he was really testing the audience

[@eidolor]

Taste testing

[@favoritemustard3542]

Testy testy, 1, 2 & thr~wee!

[@jordanlewis4983]

That’s horse and buggy thinking!

[@2okaycola]

That’s a chick

[@emmettdonkeydoodle6230]

@@2okaycola no

[@JohnDoe-ld7op]

"That'll be 5 chickens sir"

[@edenseal]

Joe is hilarious. I love watching him on Gutfeld.

[@stefanstiefsohn5398]

I like how he tells his serial killer stuff while clearly looking for a potential accomplice in the audience.

[@lizzyyork]

Love him. He's so dark yet looks so wholesome.

[@patrickfennell6372]

Serial killers usually look like Joe.

[@colleendito2046]

The most underrated comedian ever, I love this guy. "theres been a change in plans...." awesome delivery

[@Pumpkin0_0]

He's pretty good. Creepy. But good. It went from innocent jokes to completely dark humor.

[@skyluke9476]

if you call this dark, you dont know comedy

[@Pumpkin0_0]

@@skyluke9476 You don't actually know what dark humor is, do you?

[@favoritemustard3542]

The thing. . . the cool thing...... The thing thing is, he went there, & did that, *with* permission! How? Majority RULZ! & the laughter don't lie.

[@nekotfarmer]

@R J Calm down lmao, I've seen you say this on 5 comments now XD

[@2okaycola]

That’s a 🐥

[@freda2758]

He reminds me of an overly excited Ralphie May. I like him.

[@liligman]

Exactly this lol

[@skyluke9476]

ralphie may looked like an overly excited ralphie may

[@tamedshrew235]

This guy aint no Ralphie May.

[@tonyakarp]

"Bob! I can't play a song on this!" absolutely destroyed me. i cried. A+

[@imacloud11]

"there has been a change of plans" lmao

[@lelandshennett]

As a drummer I really appreciate that tambourine joke 😂❤️

[@proto-geek248]

As a drummer, you should know that playing a tambourine properly is no joke.

[@schipbreukeling3]

@@proto-geek248 well said Carpenter

[@a.rosesmith5998]

How are they not laughing harder? That horse cocaine bit was hilarious!

[@mixelplxsdad2705]

"Lots of idiots out there gang" Because he's actually confessing to his murders with an insane look on his face laughing about it. And everyone else laughs.

[@jkm4645]

He's awesome. Always great when Gutfeld has him on.

[@louisbrown4620]

Especially when he’s in the skits! So great!

[@dubiousn00b24]

Lol it's why im here. I wanted to see him in the wild cause he kills it in 20 sec spurts.

[@cflame13]

Never heard of this guy, yet his dark humor and really upbeat attitude made everything funnier. I NEED MORE NOWWW! (Also that laugh is fucking great!)

[@RickyAtoms]

Why did he do the Krusty The Clown laugh so perfect?

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

Because he is deranged, which is the best part about him

[@diegodelgado9764]

5:29

[@Sejoevia]

Love him and Joe Devito when they’re on Gutfeld.

[@bucsfan2565]

I hate the growing amount of “story” comics who, when they get a Comedy Central or tonight show spot, just tell a dumb story. I really love Joe Machi. It’s just joke, joke, joke, joke. No bs. And the topics are great.

[@_jomu]

He’d do well in the UK

[@WheelchairWolverine]

I love story telling comics like Dave Chappelle Seinfeld and George Carlin. I also love awkward comics like Joe. The way he smiles the whole time, tense body and then drops a dark one liner you’re not expecting is hysterical!!

[@scribblypibbles4129]

This guy is so underrated, his jokes just land better with a crowd with a dark sense of humor

[@ericfontaine2145]

So happy this showed up on my feed. Love Joe's style of comedy.

[@dumaskhan]

Wow, an actual jester....and I mean that with absolute respect.

[@danielbutlermedia6264]

Tig is starting to look really weird.

[@agathacrane1297]

Damn you. I can't unsee it.

[@PyroMan3]

came here just to say this

[@benjamincox4211]

Daniel Butler Media who is Tig?

[@CamxCam.]

@@benjamincox4211 Tig Notaro. Also, Google exists.

[@morgengabe1]

@@CamxCam. have you ever actually searched "Tig"? How are you so sure Benny there didn't look himself? Only thing relevant to "Tig Notaro" is second last result.

[@tuckertrujillo748]

Tell me doesn't sound like a Rick and Morty character.

[@doshi050050]

Looks and sounds like

[@moolardpexcellent5253]

That'll be five grapples..

[@rakanplayer3209]

his face lit up so much when he told jokes, it made me happy

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

He's honestly so freaking adorable in person

[@zeldabloom3582]

Love his "villain laugh". 😂😂

[@TTBoyArDee]

Joe goes from light to dark WAY to easily. And beautifully

[@Something_Unique117]

These jokes were so great. They were wasted on this crowd.

[@ladistar]

This guy is so underrated, how is he not bigger than he is now

[@jamesmcinnis208]

What is his rating?

[@rachelcarson7019]

What the hell was THAT?!? I’m afraid to laugh coz I think the dude really Does have a cupcake factory 😱

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

@Señor Payaso Naw, how can he murder you in your sleep if you know when he's coming?

[@iLuvGaming]

I need a special from him, like you never know what he’s going to say lmaooo

[@TheActiveAssault]

That burglar catchphrase got me 😂

[@Leora23]

Love the way he calls the audience “gang” 😂

[@XenoTravis]

Lol has nobody heard of Joe before? People seem to be on phase one... The "he looks weird" phase.

[@RedSaint83]

First impression here: He just seems to have an open face unlike that of other male comics - threw me off as well, but from comments on the internet (did a bit of research), it just seems like this is how he's like, voice and all.

[@ceaser8999]

I’m wondering where the fuck I’ve seen him before

[@Vertigo71414]

@@ceaser8999 He was on Last Comic Standing

[@ceaser8999]

Candace DeBoer yes. I saw his weird ass on last comic standing. Thank you

[@MuffinCapBackBlue]

I thought he was one of those transgendereds

[@corysmith1684]

I think I almost died. This is the single funniest bit I have seen in a loooong time. I had to pause it 2 minutes in to get ahold of myself.

[@RashtaEinthisB]

4:05 THERES BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS.... GIVE ME THE GUNS.. AND THE CASH..

[@ScrawnyRonnie89]

I really enjoy this man's talent. We need laughter in this world.

[@finessegod2]

I love Joe because I'm always 85% entertained and 15% disturbed that these things occur in his head 🤣.

[@carriej.4120]

😄😂😂

[@carriej.4120]

You have to appreciate Gilbert first

[@absurdlyy9009]

I find it so cute when he calls the audience gang and honestly I wanna be part of the gang now

[@bczarrockbeast6264]

He makes the guttfeld show for me love it when he's on

[@well-dressed-bird]

I know. I wish he were a permanent member of the show.

[@christinejanis6552]

@@well-dressed-bird me too, love him!

[@joanl5600]

I have to laugh just looking at Joe Machi. He is so funny!😂

[@christophergomez499]

I love this guys look and demeanor it makes his jokes great XD

[@kianjardine3666]

I’m mr meeseeks look at me

[@j.fragoso7451]

Is that really the voice actor?

[@subjectfoxgod9876]

@@j.fragoso7451 yes

[@theamishsoylentretailersof1952]

Wrong........Justin Roiland co-creator of Rick and Morty is the voice of Mr Meeseeks. Just Saying. Google it if you don't believe me.

[@TheMattPatch]

"How about never forget my breadsticks"

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

YESSSS! OG fans unite!!!!

[@osareafallire]

2:42 "I can't play a song on this." Haha!!

[@josienicholson8479]

I've loved this guy since his start in comedy and now I love watching him on "Gutfeld!"

[@tykeishecaldcleught6105]

He is hilarious!! Had me fr LOL at my desk.

[@tykeishecaldcleught6105]

@Tom??

[@Lethargiccharge]

Absolutely brilliant!!! Keep on killing it!!!

[@oscarless_oscar]

His high pitched voice makes it so much better 😂😂😂👍🏻

[@ellie698]

Not enough testosterone yet. She'll get there

[@stevedouglas7375]

Channel surfing and came across this. I laughed throughout the whole thing. Awesome! I wasn't aware of him, but I'm glad I found him. Very unique talent with funny and cool material.

[@zekec6088]

Maybe its partly the cannabis, but I laughed harder than I have in a long time at the cocaine horses bit. 😂🤣😪

[@Vecun]

This guy is killing my insides hahaha I absolutely love his jokes, his style of storytelling and probably most of all, that dark streak in his jokes. Really hits the spot for me. How the audience does not know when or how to laugh exactly, makes the whole thing even better. Dude has balls. Really big ones, as he says in his steroids-joke. I believe him haha

[@brianmathews2926]

I come back at least once every month to hear the "Burglar Jeff" catchphrase, I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a joke

[@CarStory]

I wanted him to win Last Comic Standing. Glad to see he is still doing his thing. Love this guy.

[@thomasstpeter2976]

Car Story yeah he was the best one by far that year, his problem was that everyone knew he was the best so they kept voting him into the bottom 2 so he had to keep using his good stuff. a lot of his stuff isn't tv suitable so he just plain ran out of material that was good enough to win.

[@erichiguera]

This is one of my top 3 favorite all time stand ups. Love this guy :P

[@shenanigans-20__20]

You make me LOL for real! 🤣 Thanks, Greg Gutfeld!

[@user-tr3kf9hs6g]

Last comic standing still standing as funny as ever. his dry humor is Great & HILARIOUS

[@paypavisiontv6771]

Dude this guy could be a serial killer with jokes! Cuz he had me DYING laughing! I really shed a tear lmmfao

[@davitrill4740]

He officially just made me a new fan of his dude is genuinely funny as hell 💯🤣😂on my granny kids

[@edwardram6785]

What's sadder than 1 baby in a dumpster? 1 baby in 10 dumpsters

[@bmoore1908]

Edward Ram I should feel bad for laughing at this, but I don’t good one 👍🏾

[@ladistar]

Oh shit that’s horrible but so funny Hahahaha

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

FBI OPEN UP

[@redstar5607]

I was just wondering where the dead baby jokes went!

[@idakate7]

The face and his expressions are priceless and then there are jokes too! Great comic. Love the face and expressions!

[@socratichero6612]

I like how much we've seen this dude grow confidence wise. Like, I came he has footage from years ago (early 2010s), and he seems like a completely different person. Good for him

[@BrockLanders]

I thought this dude was a lesbian at first

[@oosieweste]

Same

[@williambutler3630]

FYI, he has a joke about that.

[@kidmarvel2]

5:04 lmaoooo too happy the joke worked. A true comedian looked for the funny in such a gruesome thought.

[@jordanlewis4983]

TheYoung Cyrus reminds me a lot of Norm Macdonald where his smile is at the crowd’s negative faces rather than the positive reactions lol

[@TYBG85]

Joe Machi is great...and he looks like the Big Boy statue.

[@carniedph]

The bob dillon part was the best.

[@michaelwells2624]

The inspiration from Gilbert Godfried is apparent, and his own charisma takes it and knocks it out the park. Amazing.

[@carriej.4120]

you got it!

[@melany81]

I love Joe Machi! 🥰🤣

[@a787fxr]

This is how humor and sarcasm works. It's dark on one hand yet that's what makes it funny and you know that it's just a joke.

[@reddraco7779]

That back of the head brick joke was gold. This dude is a gem.

[@danieljones6389]

Did he blink at all? 😳

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

Joe doesn't need to blink. JOE SEES ALL.

[@crystal-angel1410]

Omg! I ALWAYS make serial killer jokes😂😂😂 I died when I saw this. Awesome job, man!!!👍👍👍🤘🤘🤘

[@CAMAROZSS]

If you actually see a man on that stage..... You are blind! You younger sheep are so used to beta males that you cannot tell them apart from women. This supposed comedian is a woman.

[@crystal-angel1410]

@@CAMAROZSS well, he goes by Joe and looks and dresses like a man, so no matter what, he's a man. Either way, who cares? It's about the comedy. Lighten up, plz

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

@@CAMAROZSS met him in person twice and he is definitely a dude. You're just jealous bc the guy with the high pitched voice is more talented than you 😂

[@Professor_Giggles]

“There’s been a change in plans, give me the guns and the cash” 💰 😭💀

[@nathanscovell2895]

Joe is awesome. He's what Morty would look like when he grows up.

[@XenoTravis]

5:28 I replayed that laugh so many times

[@titusalabat5173]

That's Krusty's laugh on The Simpsons.

[@steveeb00]

Grandpa Munster is that you?

[@meganrhode88]

For me, the best part of this very funny routine was at 7:21 Andres the expression of Glee on his face with the wonderful arm movements that accompanied it. It was the arm movements that did me in!

[@ericadams214]

That Burglar Jeff bit was hilarious. Lmao

[@AdamTheRaptor]

He looks like a creepy, overly joyous mime, and he has a unique delivery and style. Love it

[@jb1688]

His face is perfect..it does not belong on his body..but that skin is glowing

[@jakeguard9099]

It's been so long since I've seen him hilarious 😂

[@jsoo67]

The guns and cash joke was comedic gold.

[@maxmaiden4861]

Whenever I see this guy I think of the weird dude from Men in Black 3 who can tell the future

[@gabrielfrancis6912]

You Griff

[@Mr_Twiglesworth]

This got really good

[@nic3guy5585]

This is good shit 😂. Pure gold

[@derrickm2093]

Love Machi!!! I die laughing every time I hear him

[@jasonmcfreerun9528]

He's smiling and frowning at the same time