What Happens When You Have Too Much Fun | Boneheaded Boaters of the Week | Broncos Guru

[@johnarizona3820]

The guy with the drill powered craft=AWESOME! He took what he had and made it work. MERICA!

[@tedspeed3338]

Was it a suitcase? That would be awesome to see him close the suitcase and walk off with it.

[@wolfman231]

@@tedspeed3338 the propeller kits for cordless drills are sold online, but usually for kayaks. You're right, the suitcase takes it to another level!

[@ericdiekmann2308]

It's spelled America

[@dawsonharris5498]

I was just about to say, those two boneheads making fun of him saying he's gonna be on bonehead boaters of the week and clearly this dude is using some of the brain power he was born with. This clip is more so the two guys being featured than him.

[@gavinmcinally8442]

@@ericdiekmann2308 its Americana

[@raycalandra1887]

It never gets old. I often referenced you at our Power Squadron Boaters Safety Class. We always recommend covering the tow strap with a tarp or blanket for safety in these situations. If it snaps it doesn't fly as far.

[@carsonchambers5617]

Shake hands with danger intensifies, thank god it went flying back and towards the passenger side and not the opposite way. Could have hit the dude standing near the driver side. Gives me anxiety seeing people standing in the bite zone in videos. The other thing equally dangerous thing is to not pull from a drop hitch. Always think of that poor good samaritan woman killed in Arizona a number of years ago trying to pull someone stuck. Hitch broke and it flung up and back through the back glass of the vehicle killing her.🫤 Always gotta use actual damn tugging rated straps!

[@derrickschultz6871]

" Well... we didn't make it, " glad he took it like a pro. Not letting a little smash ruin the experience.

[@robertbeirne9813]

Probably didn’t use those outriggers anyway.

[@Mike_Ripper]

Probably not his boat! :-)

[@philgray1023]

The facial expression said it all.

[@scottgibson6735]

It's a time honored activity,for yachutsmen,afterntying uptheirbyacht,to relax with a cold one on the flybridge,and critique the later arrivals.It's a lot of fun,and occasionally,you might learn something. Thank you for the video

[@surfstarcc1]

The guy with the drills is epic. "I'm sending this to broncos guru." 🤣

[@michaelelder6372]

Absolutely my favorite channels to watch. Thank you for putting all of this together, I have found it to be entertaining as well as educational.

[@patfranks785]

You ever watch Alfred Montaner. The Chit Show.

[@doughesson]

Keeping your boat in a work trailer so that your wife doesn't know that you have a boat. Thank you Mr work trailer boat storage guy. "Real men of genius!" 1:55, I thought that he was going to tie that fender to her in case she falls overboard.

[@andrewmarshall360]

Now I have boat envy ! The drill powered dude is my new hero, I could slay some fish with that.

[@jasonmacklem1582]

Funny, the "well, we didn't make it" guy was try to get a sport fisher down Ole River at the Ono Island bridge. He must be new to the area. It is also is some of the shallowest water in Orange Beach with no marked channel.

[@franklaskus2395]

Unfortunately I was a guy going into hook up the car. Old escort wagon water was up to the top of the steering wheel. Trick is to open the hatch to leave the water out while you’re pulling the car to avoid all the weight

[@Ray56z]

Right at 9 lbs a gallon a filled interior to the top of the steering wheel level doubles the weight of the car. Boat lines, smaller straps aren't made for that weight.

[@gavinmcinally8442]

Its not a trick my friend, its common sense.

[@tonyhudson8698]

The Trick is DON'T LET THE towing vehicle go in the water,. Dum Ass for it to happen.

[@MFingChuck]

Most any car can tow a boat. Getting back up the ramp is a different story lol

[@jakemj03]

Hilarious and related to this video story for you Broncos Guru! My good friend does insurance; one day a customer calls him up with a claim; the story goes as follows from the customer: My wife and I were launching our boat. I (the husband) had backed the boat into the water *almost* enough to launch the boat. I got my wife into the drivers seat while I jumped into the boat, so she could back me in the final few feet, and launch the boat. My wife panicked and smashed the gas in reverse and drove the whole truck and trailer into the drink.... As the truck was still floating, my wife asked (drivers window was open) "what do I do?"... The husband telling the story to my buddy said, "I really wanted to say - just roll the window up honey!". Nobody was hurt and the claim was paid lol.

[@philgray1023]

My boss in Western Australia said, always carry a chain in your 4x4, never a rope. Because WA is basically sand, folks in cars get bogged just parked outside their houses. First time i used a rope to help some stricken car driver, he rewarded me by putting on his brakes as he hit the road. That broke my rope for the last time. 10mm chain after that. Never broke once.

[@stevebennett9839]

That tow strap breaking sounded like a gun going off, lucky no one was close to it.

[@jerrydiver1]

But probably entirely by chance; most people are totally oblivious to the danger.

[@wideglide03fxdwg]

All the videos you've put out and this never gets old!! And the funny thing is you'll NEVER run out of them! 🤣 although the rope breaking was kinda scary.

[@TIMEtoRIDE900]

It wouldn't surprise me if he had a couple foam panels and 1X4 under-water where you couldn't see it - - otherwise that $#!+ was CRAZY !!

[@sean270wn3]

A friends dad died pulling stumps when the chain broke

[@Niknteen1]

Always put a bag or a towel ..any heavy cloth, over the centre( middle point) of the tow line..Always make sure people are not near the line, never stand next to a tow line, even if it's Bagged.. Some people just don't seem to be aware of its Dangers?

[@jimwind7589]

@@sean270wn3 I knew tow truck driver that had his hand broken from a snapped cable. He was glad be alive though.

[@sean270wn3]

@@jimwind7589 good it was just his hand. break it or take it right off?

[@MLATX512]

When that tow-strap snapped I ducked. That is a trip to the undertaker right there.

[@Noone-jn3jp]

You have no idea how many people have been killed in the off road community

[@MLATX512]

@@Noone-jn3jp No, I don't, but I know it is a fairly regular occurrence. Several accidents, not all deadly, per year.

[@andystevens7557]

They showed us videos in the Navy of people losing limbs to snapped lines. This line was much smaller, but it probably could have taken fingers with it, or caused a nasty laceration.

[@sothedramallama]

We are NOT about to shame the guy with the cordless drill guy, he’s just out there living his best life and not harming anyone.

[@alanploetz7100]

Guy chugging against the current with his mate paddling off the bow reminds me of a recent ski trip to the Rockies. Group of guys rented a compact SUV which fit 3 guys & gear. Problem was it was only FWD with all-season tires & after a snow, it couldn't make the climb back the steep roads to the cabin. Depending on the slope, it took having one or 2 of the guys to push to make headway. But as soon as the pushing stopped, so did forward momentum.😆

[@largol33t1]

Seems when you hit the slopes, there are too many morons out there too! I've lost count of how many have NO clue how to switch their transfer case to AWD on their fancy $60k SUV, lmao....

[@americantaxpayer4551]

I get the strap aspect, lighter, easier to store, etc. But, I've pulled dozens of cars out of fields/woods, etc,, and never had a chain snap. One knick or tear in a strap and you get what they got at 3:33.

[@philgray1023]

Plus a 4x4 with 4 cubic metres of water on board weighs 7-8 metric tonnes. Not in the likely range of a snatch strap or vehicle.

[@stevesucio7790]

Until a chain does break and kills someone with flying chain. A broken nylon strap is no fun, but it beats a chain link to the dome. Best thing is to open the doors and drop some of that water weight, especially the rear hatch.

[@3mtech]

@@stevesucio7790 Also, 50 ft of chain weighs as much as the water. 🙂

[@r0cketplumber]

In 1940, my dad was a crewman on a Great Lakes iron ore freighter. A large hemp line snapped under tension, whipped past dad and cut the first mate in half. The poor guy took way too long to die. No way in hell will I use anything stretchy as a tow line, and even then I'll keep people out of the whipping hazard zone. A few towels hung over the line would be a good idea too, to absorb and dampen energy from a break if it occurs.

[@RaoulDukeSr]

You got er, and never be in the "bite"...shit can happen. Glad your father was alright.

[@doughesson]

I've seen a US Navy frigate taking the #1 mooring line to power on the capstan when the 6" Manila line snapped. The line whipped around the foc'sle & took the Executive Officer's legs off at the knees. One leg went overboard & landed on the tug where it hit a new sailor on her first day with Port Services.

[@patfranks785]

"Can my car tow a boat?" "How big is the boat?" FOR SALE: 2019 Escalade, slight water damage. $5000, OBO.

[@JasonW.]

Freshly washed. $65,000 Firm

[@davidbrewer8402]

@@JasonW. firm he knows what he has

[@sylviaisgod6947]

Comes with free live bait.

[@brandonboyd8473]

That lady at 1:29 is asking to knock herself out and fall into the water. She hit her head twice in 15 seconds. I couldn't imagine video taping this and not helping.

[@derrickschultz6871]

That's a danger zone. Her behind was up in the air. Steer clear.That fine Sheila was ready for mating. Luckily, Her husband was not far behind her, he's just getting the truck.

[@peterkacandes5905]

Always place towels or rugs over the tow strap to prevent a deadly snap.

[@toupac3195]

"Oh my God, Todd" is the winner always.

[@chazw3x]

Never use a ball hitch as a recovery point. They will break. If they don't break, you will weaken your ball and it will likely break during one of your tows or when you're trying to retrieve your boat.

[@vernonbear]

Watched BBC Countryfile camera crew struggling to get their boat out of Ullswater in Cumbria, they had an all singing and dancing boat, trailer and a Land Rover, more than enough tow vehicle, they slipped, span their wheels, went forwards and backwards on the ramp, just couldn’t understand why they couldn’t recover the boat.An old timer on ramp was watching on and enjoying the scene (just like we were), he strolled over and suggested putting the Land Rover into 4 wheel drive instead of it just spinning the two front wheels as the weight shifted on to the tow bar. Two minutes later, boat off the ramp and parked up, muted cheers from around the marina and a BBC crew all wandering around blaming each other for their failure 😂😂

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

It’s all fun and games until somebody hurls.

[@mazakari1]

If you end up at the boat ramp car wash, make sure you’ve got a proper tow rope and if you can, get the doors and trunk open. You need the water out - that’s where the excess weight is. Slow and steady is the way, or get the pro’s in !! 💵💰💵

[@jpeterson3140]

I love the secret boat 😆👍

[@danlevesque5437]

Personal outside storage space is just as good too

[@3mtech]

Except, rest of his life must suck

[@timdaniel5395]

Drinking and boats don't go together and the outcome is seldom funny.

[@jarrodts1985]

Ropes straps and chains can be scary when they snap.

[@Niknteen1]

Indeed. I've seen 1/2 inch Wire rope let go.. Its a scary thing..I cant understand why people will stand next to a tow line, and even more so why the person towing,, allows it.. Seems to be a case of Stupid and stupider all round? And, No Bagging of the line. wtf? Fines , large fines, may cure that stupid, it's a fast education getting the hip pocket savaged..

[@Blackfaced]

@1:07 BROS A GDAMN LEGEND.

[@garvincentcia2438]

1:09 is hard style to the fullest😎 🤯😎

[@cleanwillie1307]

I was involved in one of these kinds of stupid situations, but it was stupid on top of stupid. The people in front of me at the boat launch stupidly didn't hold on to lines and the boat drifted off after it left his trailer. I was next so the guy ran over and asked me to help so I quickly launched my boat to go after him, which went pretty well until after he had gotten off of my boat onto his when I realized I'd stupidly neglected to put the boat plug in before launching so we had taken on a lot of water. Fortunately I got the plug in and we took the boat into the main lake (low in the stern but still ok) opened it up and got on plane and I pulled the plug back out and most of the water drained. Disaster averted but lessons learned the hard way.

[@ShroomKeppie]

@@fastwin493 An automatic bilge pump is just a way to make sure your boat sinks with a dead battery.

[@davidoickle1778]

A very "sea worthy" BOX.

[@Cloudy011]

Always a good time

[@frankmorton1626]

Love watching the really Fat alcoholic boaters. They are hilarious 😂😂😂

[@3mtech]

"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life"

[@Jusaguy000]

Funny when you watching and you notice your local ramp .

[@thatairplaneguy]

Contrary to popular belief Tow straps don’t tend to turn into “flying projectiles” They’ll break at their weakest link and keep a strait line of being pulled in a strait line. While off roading I’ve seen a lot break and I’ve broken my share of straps and they have always stayed in the plain they were being tensioned in.

[@avalon1rae]

Great stuff

[@johnlowell5905]

The suitcase boat is pure genius! Wish I could hire the guy as a handyman. Just to witness his ingenuity

[@oxxnarrdflame8865]

Bronco Guru, if folks put their rigs in park and set the parking break your KZbin channel would be out of business. 😆

[@BackyardBeeKeepingNuevo]

“Yes officer…, but the boat salesman said my car could tow my boat…”

[@billynomates920]

buncha lawnmowers and not a boat. 😅 just got a new customer down on the waterfront, honey. yeah, wants me to go down saturday mornings to trim the seaweed..

[@davidpiacenza9033]

i live in gloucester ma. i see it daily.

[@mundanestuff]

If you can't afford the proper equipment, you can't afford the thing. Like snow tires and oil changes in cars, fresh tires on motorcycles, fire suppression in a race car, whatever it is, there's a bare minimum requirement that's much higher than "that guy" is able to satisfy, but still insists on bringing it. I tell my kids, expect to spend $1k a year maintaining that vehicle because if it's not oil changes, it's brakes, tires, coolant changes, evap leak, something will always be there even in electric cars. If you make it through the year with that $1k intact, roll it over because the next year it'll be something even bigger.

[@indianaslim4971]

As a retired mechanic I agree with you, I have told many people that you either have a new car payment or a repair bill, either way you will pay something and a maintenance bill is less expensive than a repair bill.

[@thediplomasta5891]

Wow, you went right to the evaporator leak. 🤣 Are you a chevy owner?

[@mundanestuff]

@@thediplomasta5891 Jeep. Toyota. Chrysler. This year three of our vehicles or kids vehicles had EVAP problem codes! And none were the gas cap lol

[@thediplomasta5891]

@mundanestuff ohhhh, that's a different evap than what I'm thinking of. I was thinking air conditioning evaporator. It's a pain to swap one out, in every car.

[@Ob1sdarkside]

Beer can island 😂

[@richardbeckenbaugh1805]

Emergency brakes are not designed to hold in reverse! If you don’t put it in park or put it in first gear with the engine off, you are a candidate for a dunking. When a friend bought a truck and told the dealer he was going to haul a boat with it, the dealer had the mechanics give him a little talk. The one thing that they said over and over is that the emergency brake on the Ford diesel would not hold with a large load in reverse. And that if he dunked it by being stupid, warranty would not cover it. He didn’t listen and was lucky. He was still sitting in the drivers seat when the brake let go. Got his foot on the brake real fast. Put it in park and reset the brake. Just barely didn’t dunk the truck. Lesson learned.

[@EricJohnson-tc3bc]

At 2:19 it shows somebody with more money than brains. Anybody who can afford to recklessly drive their boat under a bridge like that deserves no respect. HA HA HA, watch me wreck my stuff! And everybody on the bow laughs. Stuff like this destroys my faith in modern civilization.

[@peterlanum6970]

Step fathers boat. He gets home from work and nobody has a clue what happened. By the way he did make it through.

[@johnphillips2396]

@@_._._DJ_._._ That's what I was thinking.

[@Erated78]

So sad to see that beautiful caddy suv drowned like that.

[@gerhardvanwaltsleben8944]

Lekker man lekker 🇿🇦

[@careymcdowellthe3rd610]

I want to know how that Cadillac Escalade started and drove up the boat ramp the rest of the way that's impressive the only thing out of the water was the roof

[@malekodesouza7255]

“When in doubt, stay the hell out.” That bridge boater did not learn that lesson.

[@thediplomasta5891]

Actually it's: When in doubt, GO SLOW. 🤣

[@thediplomasta5891]

@Fastwin you just gotta KNOW your height. The clearance is marked at the waterline on the bridge. At least, they are here, in Florida.

[@thediplomasta5891]

@@fastwin493 well of course. Left leaning areas have always been like that.

[@user-oo8xp2rf1k]

Well: we didn't make it! At least he took it with good humour.

[@californiacountry209]

I had a friend that would be passed out and vomiting by early afternoon damn near every time I took him out.

[@chaosopher23]

If you find yourself stuck trying to get out, put the boat back in, and drop the trailer in the water. Get the tow vehicle out, then get the trailer, and make the attempt the right way. High tide is a really good time to go ashore, because the higher part of the tide zone is not that slippery. The low side is almost always slick. The other possibility is, if the boat is trailered, start the motor and give it just a little forward throttle to push the tow vehicle into the dry area. Yes, it might make a mess of the bottom, but that's tiny compared to the mess a sunken fuel tank, coolant system, and oil reservoir can make.

[@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038]

Yea, can't emphasize enough the danger of a breaking line - stand clear of lines under tension and learn what kind of load your lines can take.

[@jamesturncliff5960]

Just because you can afford the payments doesn't mean you know what you're doing 🤣😜🤔

[@Cyph3rX]

LMAOOOO dude I'm sorry but theres a certain culture of folks that are absolutely hilarious to watch try to do anything intelligently like thats 3 potentially life altering mistakes done within 30 minutes and dont forget they could afford the luxury SUV, the luxury toy on the trailer, but couldn't afford to not potentially cut somebody in half trying to tow 2,000lbs+ with a boat rope LOLOLOL

[@mr.e7022]

He is lucky to still have his head attached to his body.

[@Cyph3rX]

@@mr.e7022 Lucky him and innocent bystanders weren't cut in half or lost an eye to flying rope shrapnel this is like trying to warm up your oven by lighting a bucket of gasoline in there its just so stupid I can't believe they get 1 vote like me 🤣

[@philgray1023]

My wagon weighs 6,100 lbs dry. Fill it with 240lbs of diesel, 150lbs of driver and 4 cubic yards of river water at 8,000 lbs and you are trying to pull a lot of stuff up a hill. You are looking at needing a professional towing operator. Like the man said, leave your toys at home and call the tow truck.

[@pmaint1]

The guy in the orange hat is in the smallest boat in the world and he still manages to smash it into the dock. Unbelievable

[@cricri7066]

The dock is pretty big so its hard to miss it ;)

[@jaesbow]

Remember: it’s not how much can you tow, it’s how much can you STOP.

[@danratsnapnames]

and forida ramps are HORRIBLE with alge, i got very close to loosing a brand new toyota tundra into the water with nothing more than a 18 foot center console on the back of it.. all because the trailer wasn't setup correctly. sit the boat too far back and you will be screwed. had a real good friend notice it, and with a wrench he was able to move my boat stop forward 6 inches, and it made all the difference in the world.

[@brianturck274]

I don't care how good that e brake works, or if you leave it in gear, or park... if those back wheels get on that green or black algae and nobody stays in the vehicle with foot on brake.. your vehicle has a really good chance at going swimming...

[@danzmitrovich6250]

Arnold marine towing and salvage from shipwreck men

[@Ray56z]

Friend was using a tow strap to pull a stuck car. Car wasn't moving so he got out and it snapped whipping and if his spine hadn't been there he'd of been in two pieces. Luckily he died instantly. Seen a Jeep at the body shop that looked like someone had taken a giant knife and sliced the hardtop front to rear and the windshield down to hood level. Wench cable snapped and whipped back.

[@guestname5141]

Drain plug mafia.

[@dustintunis9347]

Towing with FWD isn't a great idea, but towing a boat with FWD is even worse. You're going to have to pull that boat up the potentially steep slick ramp with the tongue weight taking weight off your drive wheels. It can be done, but know your ramp and have somebody available to pull you up the ramp the first time, maybe even put a receiver on the front so you have more weight on your drives.

[@Lacroix999]

Narrator: ‘If you even have to ask if your car can tow your boat, it’s probably not a good idea to do it’ Me: remembers the time I towed a boat that was 800lbs over my towing capacity 30miles in my SUV🙉it wasn’t the best idea and probably the longest drive I’ve ever taken being scared shitless the whole way home expecting it to flip over at every turn

[@gc4644]

There are actually three (3) things in Life that are guaranteed: - Death - Taxes - Stupid Boaters

[@jaymerino1912]

My two favorite boaters.. Mo and Ron. Moron

[@jonnygranville281]

3:54 I HATE jet skis so it always warms my heart to see the tow vehicle sunk. I've been boating over 30 years and not yet had a positive interaction with a jet ski. It's like people's brains shut down on jet skis and they think going 5 feet from a fishing boat is a good idea. Also they go NOWHERE. Just around in circles and rip up and down the lake obnoxiously

[@arthurbrumagem3844]

The best way to get rid of jet skis are to throw a large daredevil with treble hook past them when they get too close. That always solves the issue

[@marvindebot3264]

Whatever happened to If it Floats I Boats?

[@johnmiller4348]

The guys with the tow rope lucky he’s still got his head attached 😱

[@garyeaton5719]

It’s a shame the under bridge boat didn’t show the carnage in the video. However, from the sound and open mouth reaction of the bow crew, none of which paid any attention to the bridge, until impact, that’s going to leave a mark on the boat and a bigger dent in their wallet.

[@thediplomasta5891]

Sounded like a pair of antennas playing the xylophone on the bridge. 🤣

[@wfdix1]

There has never been a requirement that having a lot of money means having a lot of brains.

[@brandonmann4652]

Miami ppl lol

[@jackwood8307]

👍

[@DonTruman]

If you need alcohol to have a good time then something's wrong.

[@pigybak]

answer; your can can tow anything!!M

[@mickcarson8504]

Not when you have too much fun, but it's when you've had too much drink. Or, you're on drugs.

[@wjatube]

That tow strap popping can kill a person. No thanks.

[@oxxnarrdflame8865]

Boats require alcohol to run. At least that’s my observation.

[@rcg9573]

Moronville, USA

[@davidrivero7943]

Shit for Brains , my ex would say. Surely she was talking about others. Surely.

[@jessebarnett4205]

Rich people buy boats thinking “there is nothing to it” and like all idiots they don’t bother learning before attempting to execute

[@mrkemblegilstrap]

cool vid! I'll subscribe if you tell me about the Broncos Guru name.

[@C5Ron7]

👍👍😎⚓

[@freespeech469]

KZbin turned my notifications off and unsub’b me from your channel. In case anyone else had this happen here. Commietube is getting ridiculous.

[@thediplomasta5891]

Seize him! 🤭

[@toddbaumann3980]

I would say 80%.of boat owners shouldn't be boat owner it like as soon as they step off.land they turn into just plain morons makes you wonder if maybe they shouldn't be drive on land either!

[@jaydubb3246]

You can buy a boat, can't buy a brain tho....

[@Jeff-kw8jj]

Every boat has DRUNK GUY OR GIRL...OH WAIT...A DRUNK, he, she, they, him, her, cis, non-cis, trans...OH FUKIT, NEVERMIND

[@gregakinson2800]

The bottom line is if you are void of common sense entirely stay home and watch others do it that can.

[@kennethmardis2132]

If you don't know how, get training

[@uzamakin]

oh man, you talk too much...

[@pieterentom]

The quy who talks constantly is very annoying.