What if Giorno ONLY Made Pitbulls and Babies?

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@waffles6280
@waffles6280 2 жыл бұрын
Part 6 gets completely broken halfway through because 1 of giorno's pitbulls survived and ran all the way to florida to eat the green baby
@fallintodisbear427
@fallintodisbear427 2 жыл бұрын
And if they arrive late, ignore C-Moon's gravity and mull Pucci to try and eat the baby inside of him
@dorcasmutton6335
@dorcasmutton6335 2 жыл бұрын
Pitbull orbital strike
@heladovegano9770
@heladovegano9770 2 жыл бұрын
And emporio gets fucking devour*
@angel-qi1kg
@angel-qi1kg 2 жыл бұрын
The pitbulls bail Jolyne out of jail
@SuperDababy2
@SuperDababy2 2 жыл бұрын
Jojo's never happens because the driver gets maimed by one of Giorno's time traveling Pitbulls
@alfredodelagarza7031
@alfredodelagarza7031 2 жыл бұрын
"This truly is a dog eat baby world." -Evil Giorno Giovanna (Probably)
@goroakechi6126
@goroakechi6126 2 жыл бұрын
“We live in a kennel based society”
@Diegoaub
@Diegoaub 10 ай бұрын
Implying that normal Giorno says "This truly is a baby eat dog world."
@zeepaladin9601
@zeepaladin9601 2 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of Giorno just doing challenge runs of only specific animals It's fucking killing me
@samsmith3878
@samsmith3878 2 жыл бұрын
Prosciutto is the new Abbacchio, because his Stand is a natural counter. The pitbulls become confused when the babies are elderly.
@T.Gonz1216
@T.Gonz1216 2 жыл бұрын
But the babies in the freezer
@sekri0940
@sekri0940 2 жыл бұрын
Instead of Gold Experience Giorno gets [ WHO LET THE DOGS OUT ]
@verifiedblackmale8798
@verifiedblackmale8798 2 жыл бұрын
Or if you want to play on his father's ability [MR. WORLDWIDE]
@jihi9376
@jihi9376 2 жыл бұрын
Actually a pretty cool stand name
@iansahleen1173
@iansahleen1173 2 жыл бұрын
Or [PITBULL]
@alilrevive7972
@alilrevive7972 2 жыл бұрын
@@verifiedblackmale8798 the requiem is called [MR 305]
@lewismartin3430
@lewismartin3430 2 жыл бұрын
localised name "who let the hounds out"
@owencrumb7284
@owencrumb7284 2 жыл бұрын
Diavolo: Flees Italy Giorno: Chasing him on a tidal wave of rabies infused pitbulls
@stephenlucas8836
@stephenlucas8836 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Giorno solved all his problems with unlimited bitbulls, and the one time he used a baby it set him down the path of evil.
@AutonaMech
@AutonaMech 2 жыл бұрын
@Hunterkage Joestar just because something is small doesent mean it's dense enought to compress into a singularity
@AutonaMech
@AutonaMech 2 жыл бұрын
@Hunterkage Joestar you cant because fermions cant share the same quantum position
@tdoyr
@tdoyr 2 жыл бұрын
@Hunterkage Joestar planet size pitbull
@derpfluidvariant0916
@derpfluidvariant0916 2 жыл бұрын
@Hunterkage Joestar Giant unexplained space baby to lure in the even bigger space Pitbull made of stars.
@The_KingDoge
@The_KingDoge 2 жыл бұрын
@Hunterkage Joestar give them aids so that when the Pitbulls tear them up its a bio bomb too.
@sebc255
@sebc255 2 жыл бұрын
At first, I was extremely confused as to how you even came up with this idea, but then all I could do was laugh at what was essentially "what if Giorno had 200% more Dio DNA?"
@neaosmt1562
@neaosmt1562 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ExpandDong420
@ExpandDong420 2 жыл бұрын
DIO Nucleic Acid
@Eddiegames9
@Eddiegames9 2 жыл бұрын
Giorno makes fuckin vampire monster babies like dio did in part 1
@cherryboikak7827
@cherryboikak7827 2 жыл бұрын
DioNA
@bowlocheerios
@bowlocheerios 2 жыл бұрын
He’s more dio than dio himself
@shadowgiraffe7502
@shadowgiraffe7502 2 жыл бұрын
Giorno spawns a horde of babies and gets Prosciutto to age them into grown men/women. Instant army
@Grunt0066
@Grunt0066 2 жыл бұрын
"The last time I checked are pitbulls faster than light speed?" I'm fucking dying XDD
@jacobwansleeben3364
@jacobwansleeben3364 2 жыл бұрын
Every anime powerscaler in a nutshell.
@Tenebrio-Morio
@Tenebrio-Morio 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobwansleeben3364 *Every powerscaler in a nutshell
@walterk9916
@walterk9916 2 жыл бұрын
What if Kakyoin *ONLY* possessed people and never used emerald splash, and Jotaro *ONLY* used Star Finger.
@ABP0727
@ABP0727 2 жыл бұрын
finger barrage kyah
@jinglejangle1533
@jinglejangle1533 2 жыл бұрын
Jotaro just becomes gin
@Bionicneobeak
@Bionicneobeak 2 жыл бұрын
Jotaro would finally be a good husband
@lewismartin3430
@lewismartin3430 11 ай бұрын
What if polnareff only shot his sword
@Kimonia6
@Kimonia6 9 ай бұрын
What if Dio only used the Hermit Purple ability he used once
@turbostrike1632
@turbostrike1632 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining every enemy Giorno fights just turning into a red mist the instant a pitbull touches them.
@smokeymacpott12
@smokeymacpott12 2 жыл бұрын
I just imagine Risotto using metallica to make the pitbulls invisible and I'm not sure any stand could stop that
@camedialdamage8180
@camedialdamage8180 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, how can he make things invisible using metal?
@JohnLegbert
@JohnLegbert 2 жыл бұрын
@@camedialdamage8180 Something something 'reflecting and bouncing light'. It happens in the Doppio fight, like, one time.
@yargolocus4853
@yargolocus4853 2 жыл бұрын
@@camedialdamage8180 he uses the iron in baby blood covering the pitbulls to camouflage them
@thanatoast
@thanatoast 2 жыл бұрын
Flaccid Pancake type beat
@algirdasltu1389
@algirdasltu1389 2 жыл бұрын
@@yargolocus4853 how di u even think of that....
@turbochomp
@turbochomp 2 жыл бұрын
Giorno easily defeats Mista by sending 4 pitbulls after him
@LISAN_AL_THAHID
@LISAN_AL_THAHID 2 жыл бұрын
"I Giorno Giovanna have a dream, that everyone across Italy will feel the power of the pitbulls pulsing throughout their body" - Evil Giorno
@mbot1901
@mbot1901 2 жыл бұрын
21:14 Giorno sends them each a box with a “gift” inside to compensate them for helping take down the boss. As they each open their box, the become horrified to see that the contents were not actually a gift, but a baby, which alerts the hundreds of pitbulls waiting outside each of their houses to burst in through the windows and doors, brutally killing them all.
@Notc4c
@Notc4c 2 жыл бұрын
you need to replace araki
@wormsign2637
@wormsign2637 2 жыл бұрын
Pitbulls vs Metallica
@skellington1716
@skellington1716 11 ай бұрын
"Do you believe in 'gravity'?" As a horde of pitbulls run towards the enemy, conveniently holding a baby Giorno created.
@corrinflakes9659
@corrinflakes9659 2 жыл бұрын
You can skip one pitbull biting you but can you skip all of the rest of the 99 pitbulls?
@jinglejangle1533
@jinglejangle1533 2 жыл бұрын
NO ONE CAN DODGE THE 100 DOG PITBURU SPRASHU
@LonesomeKrow
@LonesomeKrow 2 жыл бұрын
Giorno: “you can outrun time, but you can’t outrun the worldwide bloodlust of Pitbull.”
@JohnLegbert
@JohnLegbert 2 жыл бұрын
@@LonesomeKrow Mr. Worldwide?
@alilrevive7972
@alilrevive7972 2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnLegbert Mr. 305?
@JohnLegbert
@JohnLegbert 2 жыл бұрын
@@alilrevive7972 :)
@Unclaimed_Username
@Unclaimed_Username Жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining every fight ending with "and then an innumerable amount of pitbulls descended upon them"
@Unclaimed_Username
@Unclaimed_Username Жыл бұрын
My face hurts from laughing at the mental image of Diavolo STILL being stuck in a death loop because pitbulls keep appearing in epitath.
@drasticplastic1218
@drasticplastic1218 2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, if the pit bulls and babies still have the damage reflection ability, then this is one of the most powerful stands in the verse, hands down. Imagine star platinum vs 100 pit bulls, but all the pit bulls have royal guard.
@goroakechi6126
@goroakechi6126 Жыл бұрын
Vergil’s nightmare.
@seththeawesome3366
@seththeawesome3366 Жыл бұрын
And then Araki made evil Giorno canon
@prptheawesome4911
@prptheawesome4911 2 жыл бұрын
My first question was "How does Giorno heal people and, more importantly, how does he trap Bucciarati's soul in his body?" That dilemma was quickly solved.
@PJBloop
@PJBloop 2 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about Bruno.
@CloutmasterPhluphyy
@CloutmasterPhluphyy 2 жыл бұрын
simple, he puts them out of their misery lmao
@arcalyte4905
@arcalyte4905 2 жыл бұрын
@@PJBloop (we don't talk about bruno no no no)
@Franco-ty3yd
@Franco-ty3yd 2 жыл бұрын
He can't heal people he can only transform you into your baby-self.
@diegodankquixote-wry3242
@diegodankquixote-wry3242 2 жыл бұрын
A solution for bruno's life force ceasing is giorno could have turned Burno's body into a baby and burno's soul would now just be in the babies body rather then a decaying corspe. Bruno could also be turned into a pitbull too, but then he would be unable to talk.
@TripleSakaTrip
@TripleSakaTrip 2 жыл бұрын
The pitbull/baby strat becomes even more busted when you remember that GE has damage reflection.
@notaj_
@notaj_ 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO “the a/c is on. he has water and is listening to his favorite song” literally killed me
@jacobwansleeben3364
@jacobwansleeben3364 2 жыл бұрын
It's how you let people know that your dog is fine lol
@DerFilc
@DerFilc 2 жыл бұрын
The Beginning: Let's stick to Manga only The End: And this is how Evil Giorno And La Squadra take over
@shocknawe
@shocknawe 2 жыл бұрын
"Predator and prey" And here I thought that I was the only one feeding babies to Pitbulls.
@PKPrometheus
@PKPrometheus 2 жыл бұрын
Gold Experience Requiem's new ability just allows Giorno to revert people back into babies but with the mind of an adult
@indrickboreale7381
@indrickboreale7381 2 жыл бұрын
And then he kicks baby Diavolo into Tiber
@LonesomeKrow
@LonesomeKrow 2 жыл бұрын
Nah Gold Experience Requiem now can just straight up summon Mr.305 on demand
@bubalackgaming8892
@bubalackgaming8892 2 жыл бұрын
Real talk that is legit terrifying
@burneraccount8416
@burneraccount8416 2 жыл бұрын
Alessi but better
@PKPrometheus
@PKPrometheus 2 жыл бұрын
@@burneraccount8416 Alessi but based
@supershadic530
@supershadic530 2 жыл бұрын
I would give anything for this scenario to be animated and voice acted, just to have an entire Jojo arc to watch about Giorno killing people with pitbulls.
@evergreen8600
@evergreen8600 2 жыл бұрын
That might have just been the fastest 26 minutes of my life, thought this was just a funny concept clicking on this and ended up laughing way harder at the idea of all of this really happening. The use of the same stock image of the pitbull had me in tears
@paintedpig3021
@paintedpig3021 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who's been attacked by a pitbull I will say the ability to spawn a pitbull into life is a very dangerous ability
@sociallyawkard5675
@sociallyawkard5675 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who's also been attacked by a pitbull, I will ask, is the pitbull he spawns one of the goofballs who want to love and are lazy as fuck, or the aggressive type
@lilchromie
@lilchromie 2 жыл бұрын
@@sociallyawkard5675 this is pure chaos mode here, no sweet pitbulls allowed, these dogs are loaded with 2 things: rabies and roids.
@katymbeke8400
@katymbeke8400 2 жыл бұрын
@@lilchromie I think it's based on Giorno's intent, I think he can control the things he creates,so if he wanted them to attack then they would but if he wants them to be sweet little things then they would be.
@bubalackgaming8892
@bubalackgaming8892 2 жыл бұрын
@@sociallyawkard5675 What if it's just a coin flip, completely random each time
@sociallyawkard5675
@sociallyawkard5675 2 жыл бұрын
@@bubalackgaming8892 then that would be a balancer to evil giornos immense pitbull power (cause some will just snuggle the babies then attack them)
@RiverdudeCovers
@RiverdudeCovers 2 жыл бұрын
This is still without a doubt, the funniest fucking video about JoJo on KZbin, nothing comes close, I fucking died 😭
@n-extrafries-surprise
@n-extrafries-surprise 2 жыл бұрын
10:53 yes. Something that Part 5 really lacks is the climatic rooftop shirtless brawling. Come on Araki!
@deepdishspace7797
@deepdishspace7797 2 жыл бұрын
As a father and an owner of a pitbull I can confirm these are all absolutely viable techniques to become a Godfather
@kamiloalvarez5800
@kamiloalvarez5800 Ай бұрын
if your dog is not a dangerous monster and a piece of trash, then your dog is a good dog
@FSFSFS101
@FSFSFS101 2 жыл бұрын
“I, Giorno Giovanna, have some issues”
@khdo12346
@khdo12346 2 жыл бұрын
I like that this part is known for being the one where the main character helps his friends and they all solve things together, but it all turned into a Pitbull fiesta now I also like that the conversation went from "I think we should add some sort of size limitation" to "But what can he do about THE HORDE"
@INkTheWise
@INkTheWise 2 жыл бұрын
At the start of the video I thought he was gonna say "So was this a comic or a meme" "No I'm just insane"
@ne0space
@ne0space 2 жыл бұрын
Araki goes the the local Kindergarten and unleashes his rabid pack of pitbulls to get inspiration for his next Part 5 one shot.
@Ratta212
@Ratta212 2 жыл бұрын
This might be the most deranged and best video on this channel, good job guys
@dragocrafterr8286
@dragocrafterr8286 2 жыл бұрын
giorno being able to kill diavolo because his name is newborn is literal peak fiction
@woomyboy98
@woomyboy98 2 жыл бұрын
The 7 page Pitbull Rush was my favorite part of part 5 especially when Giorno said his signature stand cry "PUTA!"
@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451
@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451 2 жыл бұрын
Im imagining 7 pages of a tsunami of pitbulls chasing after cioccollatas helicopter
@notherapy4u
@notherapy4u 2 жыл бұрын
man I really loved the part where Giorno used his stand, Who Let The Dogs Out, with Little Feet and White Album in order to put tiny pitbulls inside ice cubes and defeated Purple Haze by unfreezing the ice cubes at the right time and undoing Little Feet in order to make sure the dogs weren't harmed
@cyrusmann5443
@cyrusmann5443 2 жыл бұрын
nah its peta cause he doesn't know peta kills pitbulls
@TerminaBroTheFirst
@TerminaBroTheFirst 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Sailor Josuke only stole your bitches - That guy probably
@diegodankquixote-wry3242
@diegodankquixote-wry3242 2 жыл бұрын
Would he be able to use his harem to attack people?
@TerminaBroTheFirst
@TerminaBroTheFirst 2 жыл бұрын
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 Would be really funny to see Josuke bombard Poor Tom with his own girl
@angel-qi1kg
@angel-qi1kg 2 жыл бұрын
@@TerminaBroTheFirst he uses women to beat tooru
@firepuppies4086
@firepuppies4086 2 жыл бұрын
Then they all have stands
@woomyboy98
@woomyboy98 2 жыл бұрын
@@angel-qi1kg He circumvents WoU's ability because the flow of calamity redirects to his harem of women.
@Xman34washere
@Xman34washere 2 жыл бұрын
what the hell happened here
@SiggyTundra
@SiggyTundra 2 жыл бұрын
this is fucking specific and arbitrary enough to be a part 9 main villain stand
@raruther59
@raruther59 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine this: The scene where Leaky-Eye Luca calls Giorno a baby and attacks Giorno’s frog with a shovel and gets killed by his Stand ability, but instead of a frog it’s a baby and Giorno calmly monologues about how life will defend itself as a baby crawls up his arm.
@michaelsayavong2656
@michaelsayavong2656 2 жыл бұрын
I know this was suppose to be a joke episode. But the idea of evil Giorno, is actually really interesting. Like the plot is is similar enough to the original,but with some drastic differences. Like Giorno still trying to take over the mafia and overthrow the boss. But does it for selfish reasons to benefit himself . You could make a series called “what if the Jojos were evil?” Examples: what if Josuke was evil? Josuke is still a delinquent, but instead of being a laid back & well meaning kind. Is the violent territorial kind of one, using crazy diamond to force his way in morioh. He still goes against Kira to stop his murder spree, but not because he cares about people. But because he see Kira as a threat to his territory. Like how Giorno became a member of La squadra, Josuke group would also be different. An evil Josuke wouldn’t befriend Koichi, and might let Okuyasu die in the fight with Keicho.
@randalthevandal4170
@randalthevandal4170 2 жыл бұрын
That would be so cool
@dazza2350
@dazza2350 2 жыл бұрын
Evil Jonathan: Dio just immediately gets put in his place and is too depressed to try anything with the Stone Mask
@_CNT_
@_CNT_ 2 жыл бұрын
Okay but I have a better idea: what if Josuke only healed Pitbulls and Babies?
@EinDose
@EinDose 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Evil Josuke wouldn't actually be, like, SUPER evil. He'd just be even more of a con artist.
@VicEntity
@VicEntity 2 жыл бұрын
​@@EinDoseI can 100% picture Evil Josuke striking an alliance with Akira Otoishi and Tamami Kobayashi and just hanging out with them running scams on people.
@opogen8299
@opogen8299 2 жыл бұрын
I legit thought this was a hypothetical "What if Giorno had schitzophrenia" or something but this is much better. Next try what if {Protaganist} was addicted to Lean?
@elilopez6260
@elilopez6260 2 жыл бұрын
Gappy on Lean would be insane
@n-extrafries-surprise
@n-extrafries-surprise 2 жыл бұрын
I have a better idea, what if {insert Jojo here} has bad anxiety attacks because they see amogus everywhere.
@turretboi
@turretboi 2 жыл бұрын
@@n-extrafries-surprise no, what if the joestars were crewmates and the antagonists were imposters. With nothing else changed and noone notices
@diegodankquixote-wry3242
@diegodankquixote-wry3242 2 жыл бұрын
@@turretboi but there are 4 balls amongus?
@turretboi
@turretboi 2 жыл бұрын
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 yes
@nantoghidrah
@nantoghidrah 2 жыл бұрын
Fither schlock videos are always an absolute blast, and this is no exception. Also I feel that the babies were kind of ignored in this, especially since Giorno would be able to create the almighty baby armour. But at the cost of being unable to use his pitbull army until he releases the armour. Meaning even evil Giorno cannot combine attack and defence and will lose to Dire.
@kirbyis4ever
@kirbyis4ever Жыл бұрын
He can augment his lethality by giving the enemies baby armor, forcing the dogs to eat them.
@thekingofstrategies13
@thekingofstrategies13 2 жыл бұрын
Now we just need Evil Giorno to face the All Powerful Yu Narukami, Who cannot be tricked.
@jacobwansleeben3364
@jacobwansleeben3364 2 жыл бұрын
900 aTtAcK
@firepuppies4086
@firepuppies4086 2 жыл бұрын
Then they talk to each other... "Why do you sound like me? You're not-" "Not finishing that one..." We know who said that last one
@biggiemunch
@biggiemunch 2 жыл бұрын
You think being tricked has anything to do with being attacked by a pitbull
@epicpl2891
@epicpl2891 2 жыл бұрын
@@biggiemunch But you see, the pitbull is not actually a pitbull, but something else turned INTO a pitbull, and as such Giorno's trick does not work against Yu Narukami as it is just a rock or whatever. Either that happens, or he throws a Megidolaon at Giorno.
@sock312
@sock312 2 жыл бұрын
P1 guys spin kick solos the pitbulls
@NataliaNeeSama
@NataliaNeeSama 2 жыл бұрын
"I, Giorno Giovanna, am COMPLETELLY INSANE!"
@notherapy4u
@notherapy4u 2 жыл бұрын
you know Giorno's desire for power could just be a satisfaction thing for power, like something he felt if he ratted out the gangster and had a craving for the power he held in that moment over the man's life, not just a side effect of him yeeting babies
@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv
@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv 2 жыл бұрын
does this ability to only create pitbulls and babies mean he can make Mr. Worldwide? His name is pitbull and he is bald like a baby so I don't see why not.
@jinglejangle1533
@jinglejangle1533 2 жыл бұрын
Thats this universes GER
@CloutmasterPhluphyy
@CloutmasterPhluphyy 2 жыл бұрын
he can create mr worldwide with his ability from GER
@elilopez6260
@elilopez6260 2 жыл бұрын
This is peak Jojo fan fiction, please make more
@moopiemilk-1
@moopiemilk-1 2 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Evil giorno isn’t real, he can’t make a pit bull and have it maul you to death. Evil Giorno that can make a pit bull and have it maul me to death:
@Amalaka1427
@Amalaka1427 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't contain my laughter and I hadn't even clicked on the video yet. 10/10 this is the content youtube was created for
@holdeezroger
@holdeezroger 2 жыл бұрын
Props to whoever did the editing work making all the pitbull based attacks, lost my shit at the chain link of pitbulls attacking a chopper
@ohno3736
@ohno3736 2 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: What if Giorno had none of Jonathan's genes
@adriahrin3284
@adriahrin3284 2 жыл бұрын
as someone who has not seen jojo's, this title is insanely funny
@n-extrafries-surprise
@n-extrafries-surprise 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has seen jojo's, this title is too funny to exist (havent watch through the video yet)
@drilltotheheavens1695
@drilltotheheavens1695 2 жыл бұрын
Meti and Flair discussions are peek KZbin content.
@nirabata3411
@nirabata3411 2 жыл бұрын
the stock transparent image of the pitbull really adds to the (gold) experience
@dumbledoresnape656
@dumbledoresnape656 2 жыл бұрын
I actually studied this in college. Its the Giorno-Pitbull-Baby theorem. It was created by Stephen D Telsa
@Jank_Hill
@Jank_Hill 2 жыл бұрын
Death by pitbull is still a better fate than the one Diavolo actually suffered.
@waydowndeepinthedisqus5765
@waydowndeepinthedisqus5765 2 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: What if Giornio was absolutely insane.
@justashitposter9372
@justashitposter9372 2 жыл бұрын
This just reads like a dungeons and dragon game gone horribly wrong
@thinkublu
@thinkublu 2 жыл бұрын
I think the thing is with things like the trees is they initially stay at their original size but the life force from GE causes them to grow quickly same happened with the beetle in what'shisname's head
@camedialdamage8180
@camedialdamage8180 2 жыл бұрын
So the bruno’s tooth would be a puppy but, then it just grows into a pitbull?
@owenbridgers
@owenbridgers 2 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect video. Nothing will ever, EVER top this.
@chadfishfruit
@chadfishfruit 2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@JKSJacoob
@JKSJacoob 2 жыл бұрын
The thing that makes this better is that I’m just imagining instead of a normal stand rush, it’s just a pitbull mauling someone to death with the same speed and intensity as a stand
@reptile1840
@reptile1840 2 жыл бұрын
2:40 no remember any attack on one of Giorno’s creation is reflected back at the attacker. This even happens to Koichi while he’s chasing Giorno. So doing this would only make it easier for the pitbull
@alexmelling5261
@alexmelling5261 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, so if the Koichi plotline is never resolved, wouldn't Koichi snitch to Jotaro about this ruthless pitbull-maker and have the whole Morioh gang pull up on him?
@clanjebb2017
@clanjebb2017 2 жыл бұрын
What could the morioh gang even do about this?
@camedialdamage8180
@camedialdamage8180 2 жыл бұрын
@@clanjebb2017 okuyasu could just straight up destroy entire waves of pitbulls while jouske can undo giorno’s transformation.
@idk-ov9oh
@idk-ov9oh 2 жыл бұрын
@@camedialdamage8180 ok, but would okuyasu be fast enough to get hid of all of the 1 million pitbulls that took over italy before getting overwhelmed by their sheer size in numbers?
@camedialdamage8180
@camedialdamage8180 2 жыл бұрын
@@idk-ov9oh I mean, he can fire them with a simple wave of a hand and the waves don’t seem to be stoppable. So technically he could just create a ring and destroy thousands at a time.
@fake9635
@fake9635 2 жыл бұрын
@@camedialdamage8180 but then the damage will be reflected to okuyasu and now okuyasu is dead
@cv4126
@cv4126 2 жыл бұрын
Giorno's new stand: Mr. Worldwide.
@OneColdRepublican
@OneColdRepublican 2 жыл бұрын
i dont know what the sudden trend is with having Fither/MetiNotTheBadGuy/Flair all together but i love it. i love all you guys channel and hope to see more collabs like this.
@tylercoon1791
@tylercoon1791 2 жыл бұрын
It’s JoJoJune. They’re always together for that
@coloneladams3936
@coloneladams3936 2 жыл бұрын
You, Flair and Meti’s commentary are legit some of my favorite material in all of KZbin. This is easily one of the highlights along with the Shlockulation and the Duwang Gang vs Adachi. I don’t know exactly what you’re doing, but please keep it up.
@Fickle2
@Fickle2 2 жыл бұрын
If only JoJo June wasn't once every 2 years because these discussions are great
@EpicBehemoth
@EpicBehemoth 2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I've watched this video no less than 8 times. This commentary is legendary
@Tenebrio-Morio
@Tenebrio-Morio 2 жыл бұрын
I like to think this Giorno can make other things, he just doesn't want to.
@halowaffle25
@halowaffle25 2 жыл бұрын
This is the question I've been asking myself daily since Golden Wind's anime released, it's about time we get to the bottom of this dammit.
@eesmareed
@eesmareed Жыл бұрын
I was already smiling through the entire thing, but the moment I suddenly heard "And then Giorno *intensifies* the drug trade" I started losing it and coughed out a bit of my drink. This is my favourite video discussion now. Thanks guys, have a good summer
@TheThunderbirdRising
@TheThunderbirdRising 2 жыл бұрын
This video is 100 year old Funny Valentine level of shitpost. I love it.
@afish2281
@afish2281 2 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title, I immediately thought about the banana scene with Polpo. Now I know how this will go down. Polpo: "Mmmm. Yummy baby." Narrator: "But little did Polpo know that the baby had a concealed pipe bomb!"
@CloutmasterPhluphyy
@CloutmasterPhluphyy 2 жыл бұрын
this version of giorno destroys any character in fiction u throw at him
@wormsign2637
@wormsign2637 2 жыл бұрын
Giorno’s theme is switched from Il Vento D'oro to Avalon.
@Elsa_Jay
@Elsa_Jay 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this as someone who's into power scaling and knowing how some relativistic reaction speed characters and some estimated building level durability people get beat by just normal Pitbulls is funny to me. Like Darkseid getting arrested by some average cops.
@sheepbook6389
@sheepbook6389 Жыл бұрын
God sends the tastiest babies to the hungriest pitbulls
@supermonkeybg5420
@supermonkeybg5420 2 жыл бұрын
This is the type of content I come to the fither channel for.
@LucarioGamer
@LucarioGamer 2 жыл бұрын
I was almost in tears from laughing so hard at this. Whoever on the discord came up with this idea needs a Nobel Prize
@dullededge1395
@dullededge1395 Жыл бұрын
the idea of stand that creates preators and prey designed for the predator to home in on at infinte speed is pretty cool
@EinDose
@EinDose 2 жыл бұрын
I have a counterargument to all of this: Rolling Stones! Bruno is effectively immortal during the majority of part 5, because Rolling Stones foretold his death in the fight against Diavolo. This means that Bruno can't die against Giorno, no matter how many pitbulls Giorno puts in his mouth!
@juwryyia5456
@juwryyia5456 2 жыл бұрын
the stone is a ball and dogs love balls. next
@notherapy4u
@notherapy4u 2 жыл бұрын
ok I have an actual logistic counterargument 1.fate, while being usually absolute, can be changed based off of circumstances or abilities. For example, Rolling Stone itself. It targets people fated to die soon, but that fate can be overwritten if they touch Rolling Stones. Besides, the exact date of Bruno's death is unknown. Rolling Stones doesnt explicitly have a set period of time before the death does it go after the victim, so Bruno could have died at any point of the course of the week that GW takes place in. He could've even died in the fight with Beach Boy. And even then, the fate is led by circumstances, as shown with King Crimson skipping time to create new fate. So in this universe, the day Bruno was fated to die wasn't the day he fought Diavolo, rather, the day he fought Giorno.
@CloutmasterPhluphyy
@CloutmasterPhluphyy 2 жыл бұрын
the pitbulls defy fate
@notherapy4u
@notherapy4u 2 жыл бұрын
@@CloutmasterPhluphyy technically speaking they guide it
@CloutmasterPhluphyy
@CloutmasterPhluphyy 2 жыл бұрын
@@notherapy4u the pitbulls guide and defy fate
@AceofDiamonds236
@AceofDiamonds236 2 жыл бұрын
I said I wanted something topping Enrico Sephiroth and you delivered. I'm just over halfway through and I'm crying from how hard I'm laughing.
@LordArie92
@LordArie92 Жыл бұрын
This insane idea just gets better every minute, thanks you so much for making this!
@brunobucciarati1570
@brunobucciarati1570 2 жыл бұрын
DIO: I'm proud of you son
@2tired2p1
@2tired2p1 2 жыл бұрын
Grateful Dead + giorno’s babies would be an interesting combo
@CHILLIN2540
@CHILLIN2540 2 жыл бұрын
10:13 This made me think "What is this is the original story and then Abbachio somehow obtained Moody Blues Requiem and rewound time and that's why he has such an unexplained hatred of Giorno, because he's taking out his anger from Bucciarati's death by the hands of evil Giorno on Giorno"
@blixxyblits8617
@blixxyblits8617 2 жыл бұрын
I think it would be funnier if he had his normal powers but if he just decides to exclusively make pitbulls and babys
@Davinator12
@Davinator12 Жыл бұрын
Now we don’t have to imagine
@dyl351
@dyl351 Жыл бұрын
My sick and loopy brain has me laughing like a psychopath while watching this video
@troggdorthesecond
@troggdorthesecond 2 жыл бұрын
Eat your heart out MasakoX. THIS is how you do a What If BD
@EthanShadows
@EthanShadows Жыл бұрын
This is the Giorno that took after DIO more than Jonathan
@diegodankquixote-wry3242
@diegodankquixote-wry3242 2 жыл бұрын
What If all the stand users we've met through jojo all have this mind set and powers can do much more then what they think. For example, what if the world and star platinum can independently stop all squirrels from moving as well or hey ya enables the user to morb™️? Interesting thought.
@angel-qi1kg
@angel-qi1kg 2 жыл бұрын
I like your thought process, Diego Dank Quixote-wry.
@PJBloop
@PJBloop 2 жыл бұрын
What if king crimson can erase time only when diavolo have diarrhea
@RADZIO895
@RADZIO895 2 жыл бұрын
Steel Ball Run, but Jesus is one of the runners and has all of his body parts by default
@biggiemunch
@biggiemunch 2 жыл бұрын
What have I done?? I accidentally helped in the creation of this by sarcastically asking if you were doing what if Joseph turned evil this year.
@n-extrafries-surprise
@n-extrafries-surprise 2 жыл бұрын
You help creating Fither's version of Jorge Joestar, thats what you've done
@biggiemunch
@biggiemunch 2 жыл бұрын
@@n-extrafries-surprise yes this is the Giorno that Ultimate DIO put in the coffin to be the DIO that the Stardust Crusaders fight
@NoobgamerHD
@NoobgamerHD 2 жыл бұрын
The most *bizarre* thing of this entire video is the fact that all these events were possible to be writen by Araki, what the hell xDD
@abaldrabbit
@abaldrabbit 2 жыл бұрын
Plot points: Bruno is never sent to investigate Luca’s death because he was killed by a pit bull which would look like a normal death.
@courtoflordjoe7212
@courtoflordjoe7212 2 жыл бұрын
This is probably the weirdest concept I have ever heard for a video, but it's strangely compelling. Thanks for the amazing video dudes, haven't laughed this hard in years.
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