Part 6 gets completely broken halfway through because 1 of giorno's pitbulls survived and ran all the way to florida to eat the green baby
@fallintodisbear4272 жыл бұрын
And if they arrive late, ignore C-Moon's gravity and mull Pucci to try and eat the baby inside of him
@dorcasmutton63352 жыл бұрын
Pitbull orbital strike
@heladovegano97702 жыл бұрын
And emporio gets fucking devour*
@angel-qi1kg2 жыл бұрын
The pitbulls bail Jolyne out of jail
@SuperDababy22 жыл бұрын
Jojo's never happens because the driver gets maimed by one of Giorno's time traveling Pitbulls
@alfredodelagarza70312 жыл бұрын
"This truly is a dog eat baby world." -Evil Giorno Giovanna (Probably)
@goroakechi61262 жыл бұрын
“We live in a kennel based society”
@Diegoaub10 ай бұрын
Implying that normal Giorno says "This truly is a baby eat dog world."
@zeepaladin96012 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of Giorno just doing challenge runs of only specific animals It's fucking killing me
@samsmith38782 жыл бұрын
Prosciutto is the new Abbacchio, because his Stand is a natural counter. The pitbulls become confused when the babies are elderly.
@T.Gonz12162 жыл бұрын
But the babies in the freezer
@sekri09402 жыл бұрын
Instead of Gold Experience Giorno gets [ WHO LET THE DOGS OUT ]
@verifiedblackmale87982 жыл бұрын
Or if you want to play on his father's ability [MR. WORLDWIDE]
@jihi93762 жыл бұрын
Actually a pretty cool stand name
@iansahleen11732 жыл бұрын
Or [PITBULL]
@alilrevive79722 жыл бұрын
@@verifiedblackmale8798 the requiem is called [MR 305]
@lewismartin34302 жыл бұрын
localised name "who let the hounds out"
@owencrumb72842 жыл бұрын
Diavolo: Flees Italy Giorno: Chasing him on a tidal wave of rabies infused pitbulls
@stephenlucas88362 жыл бұрын
I love how Giorno solved all his problems with unlimited bitbulls, and the one time he used a baby it set him down the path of evil.
@AutonaMech2 жыл бұрын
@Hunterkage Joestar just because something is small doesent mean it's dense enought to compress into a singularity
@AutonaMech2 жыл бұрын
@Hunterkage Joestar you cant because fermions cant share the same quantum position
@tdoyr2 жыл бұрын
@Hunterkage Joestar planet size pitbull
@derpfluidvariant09162 жыл бұрын
@Hunterkage Joestar Giant unexplained space baby to lure in the even bigger space Pitbull made of stars.
@The_KingDoge2 жыл бұрын
@Hunterkage Joestar give them aids so that when the Pitbulls tear them up its a bio bomb too.
@sebc2552 жыл бұрын
At first, I was extremely confused as to how you even came up with this idea, but then all I could do was laugh at what was essentially "what if Giorno had 200% more Dio DNA?"
@neaosmt15622 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ExpandDong4202 жыл бұрын
DIO Nucleic Acid
@Eddiegames92 жыл бұрын
Giorno makes fuckin vampire monster babies like dio did in part 1
@cherryboikak78272 жыл бұрын
DioNA
@bowlocheerios2 жыл бұрын
He’s more dio than dio himself
@shadowgiraffe75022 жыл бұрын
Giorno spawns a horde of babies and gets Prosciutto to age them into grown men/women. Instant army
@Grunt00662 жыл бұрын
"The last time I checked are pitbulls faster than light speed?" I'm fucking dying XDD
@jacobwansleeben33642 жыл бұрын
Every anime powerscaler in a nutshell.
@Tenebrio-Morio2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobwansleeben3364 *Every powerscaler in a nutshell
@walterk99162 жыл бұрын
What if Kakyoin *ONLY* possessed people and never used emerald splash, and Jotaro *ONLY* used Star Finger.
@ABP07272 жыл бұрын
finger barrage kyah
@jinglejangle15332 жыл бұрын
Jotaro just becomes gin
@Bionicneobeak2 жыл бұрын
Jotaro would finally be a good husband
@lewismartin343011 ай бұрын
What if polnareff only shot his sword
@Kimonia69 ай бұрын
What if Dio only used the Hermit Purple ability he used once
@turbostrike16322 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining every enemy Giorno fights just turning into a red mist the instant a pitbull touches them.
@smokeymacpott122 жыл бұрын
I just imagine Risotto using metallica to make the pitbulls invisible and I'm not sure any stand could stop that
@camedialdamage81802 жыл бұрын
Wait, how can he make things invisible using metal?
@JohnLegbert2 жыл бұрын
@@camedialdamage8180 Something something 'reflecting and bouncing light'. It happens in the Doppio fight, like, one time.
@yargolocus48532 жыл бұрын
@@camedialdamage8180 he uses the iron in baby blood covering the pitbulls to camouflage them
@thanatoast2 жыл бұрын
Flaccid Pancake type beat
@algirdasltu13892 жыл бұрын
@@yargolocus4853 how di u even think of that....
@turbochomp2 жыл бұрын
Giorno easily defeats Mista by sending 4 pitbulls after him
@LISAN_AL_THAHID2 жыл бұрын
"I Giorno Giovanna have a dream, that everyone across Italy will feel the power of the pitbulls pulsing throughout their body" - Evil Giorno
@mbot19012 жыл бұрын
21:14 Giorno sends them each a box with a “gift” inside to compensate them for helping take down the boss. As they each open their box, the become horrified to see that the contents were not actually a gift, but a baby, which alerts the hundreds of pitbulls waiting outside each of their houses to burst in through the windows and doors, brutally killing them all.
@Notc4c2 жыл бұрын
you need to replace araki
@wormsign26372 жыл бұрын
Pitbulls vs Metallica
@skellington171611 ай бұрын
"Do you believe in 'gravity'?" As a horde of pitbulls run towards the enemy, conveniently holding a baby Giorno created.
@corrinflakes96592 жыл бұрын
You can skip one pitbull biting you but can you skip all of the rest of the 99 pitbulls?
@jinglejangle15332 жыл бұрын
NO ONE CAN DODGE THE 100 DOG PITBURU SPRASHU
@LonesomeKrow2 жыл бұрын
Giorno: “you can outrun time, but you can’t outrun the worldwide bloodlust of Pitbull.”
@JohnLegbert2 жыл бұрын
@@LonesomeKrow Mr. Worldwide?
@alilrevive79722 жыл бұрын
@@JohnLegbert Mr. 305?
@JohnLegbert2 жыл бұрын
@@alilrevive7972 :)
@Unclaimed_Username Жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining every fight ending with "and then an innumerable amount of pitbulls descended upon them"
@Unclaimed_Username Жыл бұрын
My face hurts from laughing at the mental image of Diavolo STILL being stuck in a death loop because pitbulls keep appearing in epitath.
@drasticplastic12182 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, if the pit bulls and babies still have the damage reflection ability, then this is one of the most powerful stands in the verse, hands down. Imagine star platinum vs 100 pit bulls, but all the pit bulls have royal guard.
@goroakechi6126 Жыл бұрын
Vergil’s nightmare.
@seththeawesome3366 Жыл бұрын
And then Araki made evil Giorno canon
@prptheawesome49112 жыл бұрын
My first question was "How does Giorno heal people and, more importantly, how does he trap Bucciarati's soul in his body?" That dilemma was quickly solved.
@PJBloop2 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about Bruno.
@CloutmasterPhluphyy2 жыл бұрын
simple, he puts them out of their misery lmao
@arcalyte49052 жыл бұрын
@@PJBloop (we don't talk about bruno no no no)
@Franco-ty3yd2 жыл бұрын
He can't heal people he can only transform you into your baby-self.
@diegodankquixote-wry32422 жыл бұрын
A solution for bruno's life force ceasing is giorno could have turned Burno's body into a baby and burno's soul would now just be in the babies body rather then a decaying corspe. Bruno could also be turned into a pitbull too, but then he would be unable to talk.
@TripleSakaTrip2 жыл бұрын
The pitbull/baby strat becomes even more busted when you remember that GE has damage reflection.
@notaj_2 жыл бұрын
LMAO “the a/c is on. he has water and is listening to his favorite song” literally killed me
@jacobwansleeben33642 жыл бұрын
It's how you let people know that your dog is fine lol
@DerFilc2 жыл бұрын
The Beginning: Let's stick to Manga only The End: And this is how Evil Giorno And La Squadra take over
@shocknawe2 жыл бұрын
"Predator and prey" And here I thought that I was the only one feeding babies to Pitbulls.
@PKPrometheus2 жыл бұрын
Gold Experience Requiem's new ability just allows Giorno to revert people back into babies but with the mind of an adult
@indrickboreale73812 жыл бұрын
And then he kicks baby Diavolo into Tiber
@LonesomeKrow2 жыл бұрын
Nah Gold Experience Requiem now can just straight up summon Mr.305 on demand
@bubalackgaming88922 жыл бұрын
Real talk that is legit terrifying
@burneraccount84162 жыл бұрын
Alessi but better
@PKPrometheus2 жыл бұрын
@@burneraccount8416 Alessi but based
@supershadic5302 жыл бұрын
I would give anything for this scenario to be animated and voice acted, just to have an entire Jojo arc to watch about Giorno killing people with pitbulls.
@evergreen86002 жыл бұрын
That might have just been the fastest 26 minutes of my life, thought this was just a funny concept clicking on this and ended up laughing way harder at the idea of all of this really happening. The use of the same stock image of the pitbull had me in tears
@paintedpig30212 жыл бұрын
As someone who's been attacked by a pitbull I will say the ability to spawn a pitbull into life is a very dangerous ability
@sociallyawkard56752 жыл бұрын
As someone who's also been attacked by a pitbull, I will ask, is the pitbull he spawns one of the goofballs who want to love and are lazy as fuck, or the aggressive type
@lilchromie2 жыл бұрын
@@sociallyawkard5675 this is pure chaos mode here, no sweet pitbulls allowed, these dogs are loaded with 2 things: rabies and roids.
@katymbeke84002 жыл бұрын
@@lilchromie I think it's based on Giorno's intent, I think he can control the things he creates,so if he wanted them to attack then they would but if he wants them to be sweet little things then they would be.
@bubalackgaming88922 жыл бұрын
@@sociallyawkard5675 What if it's just a coin flip, completely random each time
@sociallyawkard56752 жыл бұрын
@@bubalackgaming8892 then that would be a balancer to evil giornos immense pitbull power (cause some will just snuggle the babies then attack them)
@RiverdudeCovers2 жыл бұрын
This is still without a doubt, the funniest fucking video about JoJo on KZbin, nothing comes close, I fucking died 😭
@n-extrafries-surprise2 жыл бұрын
10:53 yes. Something that Part 5 really lacks is the climatic rooftop shirtless brawling. Come on Araki!
@deepdishspace77972 жыл бұрын
As a father and an owner of a pitbull I can confirm these are all absolutely viable techniques to become a Godfather
@kamiloalvarez5800Ай бұрын
if your dog is not a dangerous monster and a piece of trash, then your dog is a good dog
@FSFSFS1012 жыл бұрын
“I, Giorno Giovanna, have some issues”
@khdo123462 жыл бұрын
I like that this part is known for being the one where the main character helps his friends and they all solve things together, but it all turned into a Pitbull fiesta now I also like that the conversation went from "I think we should add some sort of size limitation" to "But what can he do about THE HORDE"
@INkTheWise2 жыл бұрын
At the start of the video I thought he was gonna say "So was this a comic or a meme" "No I'm just insane"
@ne0space2 жыл бұрын
Araki goes the the local Kindergarten and unleashes his rabid pack of pitbulls to get inspiration for his next Part 5 one shot.
@Ratta2122 жыл бұрын
This might be the most deranged and best video on this channel, good job guys
@dragocrafterr82862 жыл бұрын
giorno being able to kill diavolo because his name is newborn is literal peak fiction
@woomyboy982 жыл бұрын
The 7 page Pitbull Rush was my favorite part of part 5 especially when Giorno said his signature stand cry "PUTA!"
@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc64512 жыл бұрын
Im imagining 7 pages of a tsunami of pitbulls chasing after cioccollatas helicopter
@notherapy4u2 жыл бұрын
man I really loved the part where Giorno used his stand, Who Let The Dogs Out, with Little Feet and White Album in order to put tiny pitbulls inside ice cubes and defeated Purple Haze by unfreezing the ice cubes at the right time and undoing Little Feet in order to make sure the dogs weren't harmed
@cyrusmann54432 жыл бұрын
nah its peta cause he doesn't know peta kills pitbulls
@TerminaBroTheFirst2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Sailor Josuke only stole your bitches - That guy probably
@diegodankquixote-wry32422 жыл бұрын
Would he be able to use his harem to attack people?
@TerminaBroTheFirst2 жыл бұрын
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 Would be really funny to see Josuke bombard Poor Tom with his own girl
@angel-qi1kg2 жыл бұрын
@@TerminaBroTheFirst he uses women to beat tooru
@firepuppies40862 жыл бұрын
Then they all have stands
@woomyboy982 жыл бұрын
@@angel-qi1kg He circumvents WoU's ability because the flow of calamity redirects to his harem of women.
@Xman34washere2 жыл бұрын
what the hell happened here
@SiggyTundra2 жыл бұрын
this is fucking specific and arbitrary enough to be a part 9 main villain stand
@raruther592 жыл бұрын
Imagine this: The scene where Leaky-Eye Luca calls Giorno a baby and attacks Giorno’s frog with a shovel and gets killed by his Stand ability, but instead of a frog it’s a baby and Giorno calmly monologues about how life will defend itself as a baby crawls up his arm.
@michaelsayavong26562 жыл бұрын
I know this was suppose to be a joke episode. But the idea of evil Giorno, is actually really interesting. Like the plot is is similar enough to the original,but with some drastic differences. Like Giorno still trying to take over the mafia and overthrow the boss. But does it for selfish reasons to benefit himself . You could make a series called “what if the Jojos were evil?” Examples: what if Josuke was evil? Josuke is still a delinquent, but instead of being a laid back & well meaning kind. Is the violent territorial kind of one, using crazy diamond to force his way in morioh. He still goes against Kira to stop his murder spree, but not because he cares about people. But because he see Kira as a threat to his territory. Like how Giorno became a member of La squadra, Josuke group would also be different. An evil Josuke wouldn’t befriend Koichi, and might let Okuyasu die in the fight with Keicho.
@randalthevandal41702 жыл бұрын
That would be so cool
@dazza23502 жыл бұрын
Evil Jonathan: Dio just immediately gets put in his place and is too depressed to try anything with the Stone Mask
@_CNT_2 жыл бұрын
Okay but I have a better idea: what if Josuke only healed Pitbulls and Babies?
@EinDose2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Evil Josuke wouldn't actually be, like, SUPER evil. He'd just be even more of a con artist.
@VicEntity2 жыл бұрын
@@EinDoseI can 100% picture Evil Josuke striking an alliance with Akira Otoishi and Tamami Kobayashi and just hanging out with them running scams on people.
@opogen82992 жыл бұрын
I legit thought this was a hypothetical "What if Giorno had schitzophrenia" or something but this is much better. Next try what if {Protaganist} was addicted to Lean?
@elilopez62602 жыл бұрын
Gappy on Lean would be insane
@n-extrafries-surprise2 жыл бұрын
I have a better idea, what if {insert Jojo here} has bad anxiety attacks because they see amogus everywhere.
@turretboi2 жыл бұрын
@@n-extrafries-surprise no, what if the joestars were crewmates and the antagonists were imposters. With nothing else changed and noone notices
@diegodankquixote-wry32422 жыл бұрын
@@turretboi but there are 4 balls amongus?
@turretboi2 жыл бұрын
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 yes
@nantoghidrah2 жыл бұрын
Fither schlock videos are always an absolute blast, and this is no exception. Also I feel that the babies were kind of ignored in this, especially since Giorno would be able to create the almighty baby armour. But at the cost of being unable to use his pitbull army until he releases the armour. Meaning even evil Giorno cannot combine attack and defence and will lose to Dire.
@kirbyis4ever Жыл бұрын
He can augment his lethality by giving the enemies baby armor, forcing the dogs to eat them.
@thekingofstrategies132 жыл бұрын
Now we just need Evil Giorno to face the All Powerful Yu Narukami, Who cannot be tricked.
@jacobwansleeben33642 жыл бұрын
900 aTtAcK
@firepuppies40862 жыл бұрын
Then they talk to each other... "Why do you sound like me? You're not-" "Not finishing that one..." We know who said that last one
@biggiemunch2 жыл бұрын
You think being tricked has anything to do with being attacked by a pitbull
@epicpl28912 жыл бұрын
@@biggiemunch But you see, the pitbull is not actually a pitbull, but something else turned INTO a pitbull, and as such Giorno's trick does not work against Yu Narukami as it is just a rock or whatever. Either that happens, or he throws a Megidolaon at Giorno.
@sock3122 жыл бұрын
P1 guys spin kick solos the pitbulls
@NataliaNeeSama2 жыл бұрын
"I, Giorno Giovanna, am COMPLETELLY INSANE!"
@notherapy4u2 жыл бұрын
you know Giorno's desire for power could just be a satisfaction thing for power, like something he felt if he ratted out the gangster and had a craving for the power he held in that moment over the man's life, not just a side effect of him yeeting babies
@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv2 жыл бұрын
does this ability to only create pitbulls and babies mean he can make Mr. Worldwide? His name is pitbull and he is bald like a baby so I don't see why not.
@jinglejangle15332 жыл бұрын
Thats this universes GER
@CloutmasterPhluphyy2 жыл бұрын
he can create mr worldwide with his ability from GER
@elilopez62602 жыл бұрын
This is peak Jojo fan fiction, please make more
@moopiemilk-12 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Evil giorno isn’t real, he can’t make a pit bull and have it maul you to death. Evil Giorno that can make a pit bull and have it maul me to death:
@Amalaka14272 жыл бұрын
I couldn't contain my laughter and I hadn't even clicked on the video yet. 10/10 this is the content youtube was created for
@holdeezroger2 жыл бұрын
Props to whoever did the editing work making all the pitbull based attacks, lost my shit at the chain link of pitbulls attacking a chopper
@ohno37362 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: What if Giorno had none of Jonathan's genes
@adriahrin32842 жыл бұрын
as someone who has not seen jojo's, this title is insanely funny
@n-extrafries-surprise2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has seen jojo's, this title is too funny to exist (havent watch through the video yet)
@drilltotheheavens16952 жыл бұрын
Meti and Flair discussions are peek KZbin content.
@nirabata34112 жыл бұрын
the stock transparent image of the pitbull really adds to the (gold) experience
@dumbledoresnape6562 жыл бұрын
I actually studied this in college. Its the Giorno-Pitbull-Baby theorem. It was created by Stephen D Telsa
@Jank_Hill2 жыл бұрын
Death by pitbull is still a better fate than the one Diavolo actually suffered.
@waydowndeepinthedisqus57652 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: What if Giornio was absolutely insane.
@justashitposter93722 жыл бұрын
This just reads like a dungeons and dragon game gone horribly wrong
@thinkublu2 жыл бұрын
I think the thing is with things like the trees is they initially stay at their original size but the life force from GE causes them to grow quickly same happened with the beetle in what'shisname's head
@camedialdamage81802 жыл бұрын
So the bruno’s tooth would be a puppy but, then it just grows into a pitbull?
@owenbridgers2 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect video. Nothing will ever, EVER top this.
@chadfishfruit2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@JKSJacoob2 жыл бұрын
The thing that makes this better is that I’m just imagining instead of a normal stand rush, it’s just a pitbull mauling someone to death with the same speed and intensity as a stand
@reptile18402 жыл бұрын
2:40 no remember any attack on one of Giorno’s creation is reflected back at the attacker. This even happens to Koichi while he’s chasing Giorno. So doing this would only make it easier for the pitbull
@alexmelling52612 жыл бұрын
Wait, so if the Koichi plotline is never resolved, wouldn't Koichi snitch to Jotaro about this ruthless pitbull-maker and have the whole Morioh gang pull up on him?
@clanjebb20172 жыл бұрын
What could the morioh gang even do about this?
@camedialdamage81802 жыл бұрын
@@clanjebb2017 okuyasu could just straight up destroy entire waves of pitbulls while jouske can undo giorno’s transformation.
@idk-ov9oh2 жыл бұрын
@@camedialdamage8180 ok, but would okuyasu be fast enough to get hid of all of the 1 million pitbulls that took over italy before getting overwhelmed by their sheer size in numbers?
@camedialdamage81802 жыл бұрын
@@idk-ov9oh I mean, he can fire them with a simple wave of a hand and the waves don’t seem to be stoppable. So technically he could just create a ring and destroy thousands at a time.
@fake96352 жыл бұрын
@@camedialdamage8180 but then the damage will be reflected to okuyasu and now okuyasu is dead
@cv41262 жыл бұрын
Giorno's new stand: Mr. Worldwide.
@OneColdRepublican2 жыл бұрын
i dont know what the sudden trend is with having Fither/MetiNotTheBadGuy/Flair all together but i love it. i love all you guys channel and hope to see more collabs like this.
@tylercoon17912 жыл бұрын
It’s JoJoJune. They’re always together for that
@coloneladams39362 жыл бұрын
You, Flair and Meti’s commentary are legit some of my favorite material in all of KZbin. This is easily one of the highlights along with the Shlockulation and the Duwang Gang vs Adachi. I don’t know exactly what you’re doing, but please keep it up.
@Fickle22 жыл бұрын
If only JoJo June wasn't once every 2 years because these discussions are great
@EpicBehemoth2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I've watched this video no less than 8 times. This commentary is legendary
@Tenebrio-Morio2 жыл бұрын
I like to think this Giorno can make other things, he just doesn't want to.
@halowaffle252 жыл бұрын
This is the question I've been asking myself daily since Golden Wind's anime released, it's about time we get to the bottom of this dammit.
@eesmareed Жыл бұрын
I was already smiling through the entire thing, but the moment I suddenly heard "And then Giorno *intensifies* the drug trade" I started losing it and coughed out a bit of my drink. This is my favourite video discussion now. Thanks guys, have a good summer
@TheThunderbirdRising2 жыл бұрын
This video is 100 year old Funny Valentine level of shitpost. I love it.
@afish22812 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title, I immediately thought about the banana scene with Polpo. Now I know how this will go down. Polpo: "Mmmm. Yummy baby." Narrator: "But little did Polpo know that the baby had a concealed pipe bomb!"
@CloutmasterPhluphyy2 жыл бұрын
this version of giorno destroys any character in fiction u throw at him
@wormsign26372 жыл бұрын
Giorno’s theme is switched from Il Vento D'oro to Avalon.
@Elsa_Jay2 жыл бұрын
Watching this as someone who's into power scaling and knowing how some relativistic reaction speed characters and some estimated building level durability people get beat by just normal Pitbulls is funny to me. Like Darkseid getting arrested by some average cops.
@sheepbook6389 Жыл бұрын
God sends the tastiest babies to the hungriest pitbulls
@supermonkeybg54202 жыл бұрын
This is the type of content I come to the fither channel for.
@LucarioGamer2 жыл бұрын
I was almost in tears from laughing so hard at this. Whoever on the discord came up with this idea needs a Nobel Prize
@dullededge1395 Жыл бұрын
the idea of stand that creates preators and prey designed for the predator to home in on at infinte speed is pretty cool
@EinDose2 жыл бұрын
I have a counterargument to all of this: Rolling Stones! Bruno is effectively immortal during the majority of part 5, because Rolling Stones foretold his death in the fight against Diavolo. This means that Bruno can't die against Giorno, no matter how many pitbulls Giorno puts in his mouth!
@juwryyia54562 жыл бұрын
the stone is a ball and dogs love balls. next
@notherapy4u2 жыл бұрын
ok I have an actual logistic counterargument 1.fate, while being usually absolute, can be changed based off of circumstances or abilities. For example, Rolling Stone itself. It targets people fated to die soon, but that fate can be overwritten if they touch Rolling Stones. Besides, the exact date of Bruno's death is unknown. Rolling Stones doesnt explicitly have a set period of time before the death does it go after the victim, so Bruno could have died at any point of the course of the week that GW takes place in. He could've even died in the fight with Beach Boy. And even then, the fate is led by circumstances, as shown with King Crimson skipping time to create new fate. So in this universe, the day Bruno was fated to die wasn't the day he fought Diavolo, rather, the day he fought Giorno.
@CloutmasterPhluphyy2 жыл бұрын
the pitbulls defy fate
@notherapy4u2 жыл бұрын
@@CloutmasterPhluphyy technically speaking they guide it
@CloutmasterPhluphyy2 жыл бұрын
@@notherapy4u the pitbulls guide and defy fate
@AceofDiamonds2362 жыл бұрын
I said I wanted something topping Enrico Sephiroth and you delivered. I'm just over halfway through and I'm crying from how hard I'm laughing.
@LordArie92 Жыл бұрын
This insane idea just gets better every minute, thanks you so much for making this!
@brunobucciarati15702 жыл бұрын
DIO: I'm proud of you son
@2tired2p12 жыл бұрын
Grateful Dead + giorno’s babies would be an interesting combo
@CHILLIN25402 жыл бұрын
10:13 This made me think "What is this is the original story and then Abbachio somehow obtained Moody Blues Requiem and rewound time and that's why he has such an unexplained hatred of Giorno, because he's taking out his anger from Bucciarati's death by the hands of evil Giorno on Giorno"
@blixxyblits86172 жыл бұрын
I think it would be funnier if he had his normal powers but if he just decides to exclusively make pitbulls and babys
@Davinator12 Жыл бұрын
Now we don’t have to imagine
@dyl351 Жыл бұрын
My sick and loopy brain has me laughing like a psychopath while watching this video
@troggdorthesecond2 жыл бұрын
Eat your heart out MasakoX. THIS is how you do a What If BD
@EthanShadows Жыл бұрын
This is the Giorno that took after DIO more than Jonathan
@diegodankquixote-wry32422 жыл бұрын
What If all the stand users we've met through jojo all have this mind set and powers can do much more then what they think. For example, what if the world and star platinum can independently stop all squirrels from moving as well or hey ya enables the user to morb™️? Interesting thought.
@angel-qi1kg2 жыл бұрын
I like your thought process, Diego Dank Quixote-wry.
@PJBloop2 жыл бұрын
What if king crimson can erase time only when diavolo have diarrhea
@RADZIO8952 жыл бұрын
Steel Ball Run, but Jesus is one of the runners and has all of his body parts by default
@biggiemunch2 жыл бұрын
What have I done?? I accidentally helped in the creation of this by sarcastically asking if you were doing what if Joseph turned evil this year.
@n-extrafries-surprise2 жыл бұрын
You help creating Fither's version of Jorge Joestar, thats what you've done
@biggiemunch2 жыл бұрын
@@n-extrafries-surprise yes this is the Giorno that Ultimate DIO put in the coffin to be the DIO that the Stardust Crusaders fight
@NoobgamerHD2 жыл бұрын
The most *bizarre* thing of this entire video is the fact that all these events were possible to be writen by Araki, what the hell xDD
@abaldrabbit2 жыл бұрын
Plot points: Bruno is never sent to investigate Luca’s death because he was killed by a pit bull which would look like a normal death.
@courtoflordjoe72122 жыл бұрын
This is probably the weirdest concept I have ever heard for a video, but it's strangely compelling. Thanks for the amazing video dudes, haven't laughed this hard in years.