WHAT IF Yoshikage Kira Won in Diamond is Unbreakable?

[@purplehaze2358]

Shigechi: Is that a real hand? Kira: No. *Part 4 ends*

[@wafagdplqs4421]

Lmao ! But I mean, who knows ?

[@chill7056]

If he was a better liar than yeah😂

[@redreaper2088]

He should have lied and said he was a ring salesman and that’s why the “fake” hand has a ring on it too covers two bases

[@Im_A_StarGazer_Reincarnated]

This is why part 4 was longer because Kira didn’t lie

[@tgnm9615]

"No, Im an artist. Thanks for thinking the sculpture is real. The horror movie team will happy with it"

[@axular7931]

I think what's interesting about Kira winning, is the consequences because he indirectly prevents the world from being reset by Pucci. Because if Kira kills Jotaro. Then Pucci loses all the knowledge he needs to start Dio's ritual. So Pucci would effectively spend the rest of his life in depression because he wouldn't be able to accomplish his goals without Jotaro's memories.

[@silvamlon]

I think there is still a small chance the heaven plan can be accomplished, although it would be even easier this time since jotaro isnt there he would problably find a stand user who had some sort of ability that brings jotaro back he might even find versus and use underworld to find jotaro and try to take the memories from underworld jotaro

[@chrismaeleon]

​@@silvamlon It's very unlikely for Pucci to find Versus, since in the actual Stone Ocean, he only found DIO's sons through the psychic connection (or gravity) of the birthmark he got when fusing with the Green Baby

[@ant4life45]

@@chrismaeleon why do you think he said there's a small chance?

[@purplehaze2358]

This also unironically applies to the rat by the way.

[@whyismynamehere]

@@ant4life45🗿

[@deltalord6969]

Imagine polnareff goes to morioh because he finds out someone killed jotaro and wants to avenge him but since kira won its exceedingly hard to impossible to find where he is. Polnareff would aimlessly wander around trying to claim vengeance but then realizing the hopelessness of the situation falls down to his knees angry and sad that he couldnt find his friends killer. But then, in that moment the arrow pierces his body with the intent to make his wish into reality. Now thats a storyline id like to see.

[@yerikdizon]

Bro imagine CD gets the beetle arrow and his reqiuem can “restore” memories of the dead. Allowing the soul of Jotaro to show the warriors who Kira is…

[@ithoughtso.7016]

isnt polnareff in a wheelchair after dio fight?

[@BeyondBathuu]

@@ithoughtso.7016 no it was after diavolo fight

[@ithoughtso.7016]

@@BeyondBathuu diavolo killed him. and before that fight it was shown he was disabled from the waist down

[@BeyondBathuu]

@@ithoughtso.7016 no wtf? he got disabled after their first fight and "died" the second one, after the dio (vanilla ice) fight he only gets some of his fingers and feet gone

[@Videogabemoment]

The idea of Polnareff going to Japan to defeat Kira is very amusing. Especially since it would develop a theme of him having to hunt for people with weird attributes regarding hands in an attempt to avenge someone close to him lmao.

[@boneman9751]

I feel the best ending for kira is him to literally just open up to shinobu. She wanted more action in her relationship with kosawku. All it would take would her trying to spice things up romantically and kira opening up about his “desires.” They become a freaky little couple and then boom, no more murder. He takes his desires out on shinobu (in a healthy way). If he does this before hiyato finds out, he could have literally just actually formed a relationship with the kid and he wouldn’t have had him trying to snoop.

[@SuperDababy2]

or Hayato snoops on Kira just to see his "dad" getting freaky with his mom, it would stop the part right there.

[@VidelxSpopovich]

Yeah, this was the ending I wanted honestly. Really wanted Kira to win and get mental help.

[@Scarshadow666]

Things could have honestly been better for Kira if he had a healthy process for his desires (if only commiting murder could've not been part of them). The dude could've just been a guy that really likes handjobs lol. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@shawerful5209]

All his problems would be solved, if kira realized that a moving hand is better than a cutted one

[@darkshark3906]

@@SuperDababy2that would’ve been more interesting to have him be a little bit reformed, but still needed to be put down

[@johnwendel702]

I love how I went into this knowing exactly what was going to happen and just being like "Yeah, he just wants to kill people every once in a while" but what I did not expect was playing into his family life and being totally normal with Hayato being just a weirdo

[@ianjin3417]

If you think about it, Kira winning would actively screw over Pucci since there’s no more Jotaro that he can memory disc in order to read DIO’s diary and attain heaven.

[@TheJadeFist]

Kira would have saved the world then by winning.

[@Majin_Koolaid]

​@@TheJadeFist you mean the timeline, Pucci does NOT destroy the world.

[@honkabazonka]

​@@Majin_Koolaid The world destroyed him, ifykyk

[@camiheartyt]

Remember that they had Remi there who was able to tell if someone was killed by Kira. Not only that but she could somewhat "sense" him. Idk if that was just plot but she points out his new face (and Hiato) when she saw their photos. She didn't say "oh that's him" but more like "these stand out". Kira also seems to have a bit of an ego and want's people to know about him and the murders even if he says he doesn't.

[@mannythemaniac1009]

Who ya gonna call

[@gavinbrown216]

@@mannythemaniac1009ghost girl!

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

His famous "My name is Kira Yoshikage, 33 years old"

[@BuetifullPersun]

It would have been wonderful.

[@nikoanimations2289]

😦

[@doctorcow]

🥶

[@SuperlyFranky]

I agree

[@KasaJiso]

Oh no.

[@starplatinum-sg8fh]

ora

[@buckhill12]

My personal favorite case scenario is the prisoner of love. It holds a bit of a positive ending considering that things play out right, nobody else has to die. The bite the dust ending is honestly the most likely cast scenario to happen if I’m being honest. Dude seriously fumbled the bag by not turning off the loop after he dusted the Jostars the first time.

[@cinnabarmanx4214]

Turning off the loop before they died would mean that they would still be alive, like how turning off the loop before Rohan died meant he didn’t end up dying.

[@gamingnamehere1560]

@@cinnabarmanx4214 even better. bites the dust actually activated when the truck was about to run him over.

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

Kira being able to be Kosaku would be a good groundwork for a Kira redemption, as well. Imagine him, after assumimg Kosaku's identity, realize what he did was fucked up, and start to become more like what he was in DMQ, but as a freelance detective instead of a hitman.

[@TheJadeFist]

The happy ending would be kinda nice... sort of. He just settles into the quiet happy normal life he always wanted.

[@TheJadeFist]

@@gamingnamehere1560 I tell you the first time I saw that, I figured he just blew himself up and that's why he was in the alley. Being dead his stand would stop working (usually that's a rule even if the are exceptions) and so he wouldn't go back in time. With his good fortune and control over fate, only he could defeat himself kind of thing.

[@NutsFromBerk850]

As the best villain in all of jojo, i can confirm that if kira won, he would most likely not take kosaku's life as kira would win. So no identities would be stolen, and he would kill but live a quiet life at the same time

[@wafagdplqs4421]

Mr President ?! It's an honor to see you paying a visit to our universe.

[@NutsFromBerk850]

@@wafagdplqs4421 why of course. i always have to check in on the people of my country

[@robertmoreau8663]

Honestly, you are the second best villain but very close to first

[@christopherchocolate69420]

Arabia Fats is better

[@NutsFromBerk850]

@@christopherchocolate69420 nah those bullies from part 1 are better

[@randomguyorsmth]

WHAT IF Yoshikage Kira Had A Foot Fetish Instead?

[@ko7015]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@rezhassan9132]

Open toes shoe sales go down once people realise it gets them killed

[@emaster9663]

personally, i like 3.5 because its kinda wholesome. Kira gets trapped in love, which causes him to lose the need to kill the Morioh warriors just wouldnt need to follow him anymore because they have no idea who he is and hes not killing anyone anymore so overall, its kinda just good for all of them

[@nonope1715]

Except reimi, and all the previous victims

[@just_sadd.]

METAs: polnareff subtitles: pull nerf, uhlref, fold a ref

[@oliverrobinson5541]

If Kira beats Jotaro then the universe never gets reset cuz Pucci never gets his memories.

[@Xive_Kanlroper]

what if kira didn’t have the biggest ego towards anything, actually had real combat skills and not running skills, and was probably like 10% smarter with the usage of his abilities/brain

[@FunnyStripes]

At that point, it'd be like speculating about the "what if" of Okuyasu being intelligent. The character becomes wildly OP, can easily smite and solo everything and everyone, and thus they become considerably less unique and interesting as they are with the "human limitations" they have.

[@METAsMETAs]

@@FunnyStripes this guy is right^

[@miimiibeschde4818]

What If Kira went to the Gym He talked about before destroying Kochi?

[@wikipediafollower]

Literally all Kira needs to be ridiculously broken across tons of different franchises is knowing how to exploit Bites the Dust. It's an incredibly terrifying power in just about any setting if you think about it without the plot contrivance of knowing how stands work without having one like Hayato. All he needs to do his bait one near death experience with a highly televised person and he could wipe out countries

[@Wattson19]

Kira *had* fighting skills.

[@aceofconquest5745]

The speed wagon foundation getting involved would be very interesting. Perhaps Jolyne when she is grown up (before being framed and put in jail) goes to Morio to find who killed her father, attracting Kira b/c of her hands to herself. And Pucci is sad now since he has to find an alternate way for the Heaven Plan to work. Perhaps Limp Biscuit can revive Dio consciousness from the bone. Or Pucci stalks Jolyne to Morio and find that Crazy Diamond is a thing and tries to steal the stand to revive Dio's bone so he can learn what was in the Diary form Dio himself. Or he sees Hermit Purple exists and wants to test the stand to see if it can extract the info he wants in a janky way.

[@SuperDababy2]

she wouldn't be framed because Pucci wouldn't need her to bait out Jotaro, there is no reason to get the final few Joestars involved with his plans.

[@jcp1296]

The only one of those that might work is hermit Purple because Pucci probably knows he exists and its abilities aren't explained that much. Limp Bizkit explicitly cannot revive Dio via the bone, Pucci tries it in p6, and Josuke also explicitly cannot bring people back from the dead, especially if they've been dead as long as Dio.

[@PooBoi_YT]

Here's some What If concepts: What if Pucci never met DIO? What if Straizo successfully killed Speedwagon? What if DIO turned Pucci into a vampire? What if both Giorno AND Diavolo were not worthy of the Requiem Arrow? (Diavolo would prob just stomp everyone tbh) What if both Josukes swapped parts?

[@lpfan4491]

If Diavolo would really win the final standoff is in the what if-stars, but yeah, Giorno is pretty dead in that scenario.

[@horactixtv]

5:23 It most likely does, actually. Kira walked right next to SHA while approaching Koichi. If SHA couldn't discern friend from foe, Kira should've been blown up since he was right next to SHA and his heat signature would be closer.

[@SuperDababy2]

He also doesn't get hurt by his own bombs. When he thought he won with BtD, he thought he blew up the ground under him and didn't think it was weird that he wasn't hurt.

[@horactixtv]

@@SuperDababy2 This is true. A common misconception is that Kira is damaged by his own bombs due to the Stray Cat Air Bomb combination. This is most likely because he's combining abilities with another stand and it's not completely his own bomb anymore. Contrast that with when Kira barged into an apartment and blew up the boyfriend point-blank with no damage unto Kira whatsoever.

[@steelballrunner636]

Maybe part of the reason Kira kinda had feelings for Shinobu is because of the "body," or at least face of Kosaku. Similar to how Jonathan's body still had some lingering control in competition with DIO when he took it over. This is extremely unlikely, but it was just an interesting thought I had.

[@KWBR1123]

Since Cinderella can change someone’s fate, it’s really likely that Kira changing his face to altered his fate in love to match kosaku’s, that being to stay with Shinobu

[@WildTonyAppears]

I really can't imagine Kira living with Shinobu's hands tempting him for too long before she becomes his next victim. Whether this could lead to him being found or not is another matter, but if done in a moment of weakness, he might leave a trail of evidence behind.

[@The_Scronkle]

What if Hiato said who Kira is on the radio. Would that just kill everyone in Morioh? That would surely lead to Kira getting caught as there would be investigations on why the whole town disappeared

[@METAsMETAs]

Technically, this would work if he stopped the loop but I would see it more as a stalemate than anything

[@SuperDababy2]

everyone would die then anyone that listens to the recording also dies, he just wins

[@gamingnamehere1560]

thats only if the loop is off. that would fix itself if kira is playing it safe and keeps the loop

[@lpfan4491]

Everyone would randomly die on the next loop with only Kira himself having an idea(but no confirmation) as to why. I can totally see it working because the disappearance of an entire town in an instant is a major deal, but that would require Hayato being ready to sacrifice the entire town including his allies and his mother just to push the guy into a tough spot and...I don't exactly think that would be in his toolbox, he wants less people to die, not more.

[@michaelcarlton1484]

Morioh is a great town, but the fact that it had four different serial killers over the course of a single summer (Angelo, Keicho, Akira, and Kira) makes it a lot worse sadly.

[@Novakage-g5n]

I wouldn’t really call akira a serial killer since he only killed one person but everyone else I agree

[@michaelcarlton1484]

@@Novakage-g5n To be fair, he was still trying to kill people. He killed Keicho, shot the arrow at animals, and then attempted to kill Joseph and everyone else in his way. He's a failed Serial Killer, but was close to becoming one, so I'm still counting him.

[@darkshark3906]

@@michaelcarlton1484he was trying to defend himself from joestar’s gang so he was just a killer, not serial

[@MagmaMKII]

It wouldn't matter who Kira got to impersonate, he would get found out sooner or later. Remember the conversation between Rohan and Joseph in the station, he was living someone else's life and trying to emulate this person's personality and mannerisms, someone close to this person would eventually think something's wrong and get suspicious and this would eventually lead to him get found. All he really achieved by impersonating Kosaku was buy time, so unless he got really lucky and got to impersonate someone super reclusive without family or friends things would still play the same way they did.

[@nobgs4505]

It's sorta the theme of part 4, the strength of human spirit. Hayato, despite being a basic kid who has no stand powers, was able to deduce what was going on and became Kira's biggest threat next to Josuke. As long as there are good men in the world, Kira will NEVER get away with it and have his beloved quiet life.

[@Renotaraa]

It's also interesting when you consider that kosaku having relationship issues with Shinobu is also a good cover for his change in behavior. To the outside eye it could be explained as trying to better himself to make things work with Shinobu. But again Hayato being weird is the reason things fall apart. I think Meta is right in saying that if Kira kept his mouth shut, Hayato would get less suspicious of him overtime. Especially with Shinobu being in love with his father now. What is he supposed to say? "My dad changed and now my mom loves him"

[@Unhappytimeaper]

@@nobgs4505 I guess to an extent, Hayato isn't normal. Sure he is just a kid without a stand and is a majority importance but he is still a stalker who filmed his family before the events of Kira. It's noted that its his distant and personality makes him different from the other kids, and because of this + his long term stalking of his family he was able to pick up on things being weird such as the interactions of Shinobu and Kira trying to emulate being a good husband from the start. None of this isn't to say Kira at the time wasn't being weird and people would have likely began to doubt/look into this sudden change in bahaviors to a person but it would take a certain personality type to actually figure out the problem.

[@lpfan4491]

Yeah, Hayato is kinda perceptive to an unnatural degree. This incidentially ended up being a good thing because he ended up being able to figure out stands relatively faster than people who can actually see the things(Lmao), but it's still kinda crazy overall.

[@riatrapgaming6415]

One of the ways Kira could win is if he just made an effort to learn how to fight/defend himself with his stand, and utilize his stand's abilities to the max during a fight. Then strategize the best way to use his abilities to defeat his enemies. Killer Queen doesn't need to be the same type of stand as Star Platinum to win.

[@Dexter_Blue]

do "could jotaro survive pt 7 and 8?" please i think it would be cool

[@wafagdplqs4421]

Indeed

[@troycoley-cn5bb]

I agree

[@mystrenula3911]

I think the Stardust Crusaders as a whole night be a bit more fair

[@METAsMETAs]

Ok I think I can do this later in July maybe

[@Taubenmann1510]

Kira killing Jotaro would make Pucci's plan impossible

[@craigcaldwell2966]

I might be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure (at least in the anime) Hiyato's mom does say a throw away line about his obsession with camera's. There's a possibility he has a reputation around town as 'that kid with the camera' and yknow since he's an elementary kid, no one would really pay him much mind.

[@aljazslemc9569]

Literally Kira should've turned the phone into a bomb before leaving.

[@Dra-san]

Nice new METAs upload!!!

[@000-v7j]

Alt ending Kira is caught waits about 1 minute BTD activates he then deactivates it kills hayato or somehow gets away from him

[@TheJadeFist]

Kira's normal nature in the context of JoJo's is simply he's basically the only character wearing normal clothes or isn't horribly disfigured.

[@Gabriel-HeavenlyKing]

I personally liked scenario 3.5 due to kinda ending on a wholesome note compared to everything else

[@enderflame1006]

Kira is one of my favourite villains. I was actually rooting for him during his time as kosaku. Obviously, his kills are irredeemable, but he could've escaped his old life and achieved peace with the kawajiris. Also I'm a big fan of Queen songs💀🐱💣💥

[@Receptionist_]

Damn bro same here

[@tomashenriksen1091]

5:26 sheer heart attack can differentiate between Kira and others. This is shown when Kira returns and walks alongside sheer heart attack, right before beating Koichi

[@lordkira5137]

W intro

[@kungfuvoodoo9889]

Scenario 5 would be pretty fucked up because for the majority of people life would go on like normal with the mysterious disappearances of people that nobody could possibly uncover so people might feel uneasy about that but eventually would get used to it. But the one person who would just be totally screwed would be Hayato, knowing the truth but also knowing that he could never tell anyone what's going on since Bites the Dust would erase them, plus he couldn't even kill himself if he wanted to, he'd be forced to keep living in that nightmare. Poor kid was probably traumatized enough by his limited experience with Kira in the canon but imagine him having to grow up in this situation, his mind would just completely break.

[@4ragazzivendrame130]

if Kira just pressed the button instead of talking nonstop he would’ve won

[@genesismultiverse4896]

We can agree kira's end was the most ironic one there ever was he dies of an ambulance an ambulance is a dr vehicle so one he dies of something about preserving life and like josuke's ability and two he died with no one knowing him basically what he wanted to live as and when he looked back in the ghost street he was grabbed to eternal torment by hands the thing he obbsesses over

[@RookieREX]

Kira getting schnasty with Shinobu is all i needed to hear.

[@theworstchannelyouhaveever9573]

What if all of the Stardust Crusaders were still alive after part 3?

[@miimiibeschde4818]

Avdol would just be help joseph everywhere (and He would be in P4 too) Kakyoin would then be in P4 And iggy lives His Dog Mafia livestyle

[@theworstchannelyouhaveever9573]

​@@miimiibeschde4818Part 6, Kakyoin has a son, and he marry's Jolyne after part 6, or marries Irene instead of Anakiss (assuming Pucci still does reset the universe.)

[@miimiibeschde4818]

@@theworstchannelyouhaveever9573 that's Jojo Fan fiction writing and I hate it

[@theworstchannelyouhaveever9573]

​@@miimiibeschde4818I mean Will had a son after Phantom Blood, plus I think it can help give Kakyoin more personality by having a kid of his own.

[@Champeonic]

I really wish diavolo won ngl. Araki teased King Crimson Requiem and now I really fuckin want it. Ger was cool and all, but imagine Kcr😄

[@arminkir9389]

I. Just realisee if kira killed everyone then part 6 would never happen with no jotaro no purpose in jolyne being framed sooo ermes would evantually get revenge on sports max either with the help of gwess or others emporios stuck in prision samething for anasui and weather

[@MathiasWolfbrok]

True, not to montion with Jotaro's body gone I don't think Pucci would have a way to recover the Heaven plan in any way, shape or form... Unless he redoes Dio's research from scratch, but in that case he'd reach Heaven much, much later than '06 And then depending on whether the Speedwagon Foundation manages to reach Polnareff before he encounters Diavolo to investigate Jotaro's death, then Giorno's gang wouldn't have the extra intel in the Colosseum and I'm not sure Diavolo would have a reason to confront the gang directly... (Barring any Requiem arrow shenanigans)

[@insectwarriorjojo7780]

that true. also gwess be somewhat anti hero. if Hermes recruited gwess. maybe thunder McQueen be a love insert for Hermes. maybe f.f still be ally? miraschorn : maybe can be an ally? But? marylin Manson is a stand disc. along with highway to hell. But? be nice see marylin Manson and highway to hell and goo goo dolls. be more ulitzed. also be fun see Hermes vs pucci. and events of part 6 be her story. after fighting sport maxx. I think? if mirsashorn played her cards right?: get langer wrangler on they side. much him and anasui kinda be simalir. report be nice to McQueen. also I can see him sacrifice himself for Hermes. towards sportsmaxx or pucci. if pucci kills him first with made in heaven? then they lost they one chance. weather still fated to die. anasui probably still die. or rangler take the hit. now thinking about it. jumping Jack flash near-perfect counter towards made in heaven. mirashorn won't do much. But? marylin Manson sacrifice himself. rare stand sentient moment. also thank mirashorn for money they collect it. and Hermes and then change him. also wrangler and anasui kinda bond. But? different views and personalities. But? empiro point it out. also i ship mirascorn with mr.rangler. be twisted version of anasui lovestruced Lee Roth Halen after Jolene Patton cujioh. gwess. be mess up jobro. there so many possibilities for what if part 6. But that my storylines of what if for part 6. sorry for my long version.

[@Car_b4ttery]

i feel like jotaro would stop time and throw sheer heart attack at kira

[@justarandomguy983]

that's a hilarious idea

[@TheGodsofGreece87]

To try and make a happy ending, a what if sanario where Puchii looses, and then a part idea (in the original universe/ timeline)

[@steelballrunner636]

Knowing how the idea of "Fate" works in Jojo, I wouldn't be surprised if Kira gets fucked over in every scenario somehow. He is simply fated to die in some way. Maybe even by another stand user since stand users are naturally attracted to other stand users. Like gravity.

[@acergy9734]

For that Scenario 4 I find it extremely interesting of a sidestory involving Hayato growing up and trying his best to murder Yoshikage Kira. Possibly even forcefully activating bites the dust on different occasions when he's about to be put into a very bad situation. Trying to find out a way to be able to kill off kira fast enough for him to be unable to recall bites the dust. Perhaps he even gains a stand throughout all of this. Though it may be intersesting still to have him be a non stand user throughout this all. "Groundhog Day of a Serial Killer vs a Child Over the span of a decade" sounds like it would be such an interesting story.

[@MsAnimefan95]

I recall once seeing a meme saying that if the regular gang had failed, it would have fallen to Yukako, Antonio, Mikitaka, Hazamada, Tamami and Yuya to take on Kira. I'm not sure Morioh's chances would be that great.

[@Cats_on_fire]

Welp atleast you have a start

[@leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459]

7:33 dream's speedrun theme imidiatly played on my head after reading this lmao

[@harishhimanshu8732]

the main problem create by that dog who took shigechi sandwich

[@Gimanha]

Pucci would most likely still get the memories as he would research the Joestar family and all surviving members, and eventually find josuke. From there he would learn of his stand and would likely steal his stand disc one way or another, and give it to someone to get dios corpse. This then lets him get the memory disc of dio from his dead corpse, letting him complete the heaven plan.

[@CVireq_]

In the last scenario wouldn’t Josuke die along with everyone else?

[@Harvestinberrys]

I figured kira left the store because he didn't want to risk getting caught up in sheer heart attacks explosions, plus hes super arrogant and figures its a lay up.

[@d4rk_04k6]

the thing i love about jojo is the fact that wins and loses all reflect on human nature. it doesnt seem like all the characters have uunflawed logic and brains but instead shows how fatal being overconfedent/egotistical is.

[@NateTmi]

I always wondered if he could some how not die on the last fight. If only the last fight was changed in some way, but I could never think of what I would need to change. Just that it seemed like he had a few choices in and leading up to that fight

[@Renotaraa]

So basically Hayato being weird saved the day

[@WolfHeroEX]

I think I'd be sold on the concept of Kira miraculously reforming if it involved scene where Shinobu notices his nails have grown long and offers to cut them for him. Granted, it changes nothing about the myriad of evils he's done, but I wonder if his mind could take such a concept.

[@VidelxSpopovich]

This is what I always wanted for Kira.

[@filetofish5121]

I need a Kira falling in love with shinobu and redeeming himself fanfiction ASAP

[@Receptionist_]

Im curious, If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? It can be anything. No rules except for more than the 3 wishes u got

[@jacobwansleeben3364]

If Kira won, Jotaro would've been dead, so Pucci never would have been able to enact the heaven plan, as he wouldn't be able to steal Jotaro's memories. Also, Koichi would be dead, so he never would have gone to Italy, so he never would've had his briefcase turned into a frog, so Leaky-Eye Luca would never hit the frog with his shovel and died, so Bruno never would've investigated his death and met Giorno, so Giorno would never find and overthrow the boss and Polnareff would stay in hiding until he's inevitably found by the mafia and killed and his stand arrow would either be lost or taken by the mafia. At least Jolene gets to live a normal life with Romeo.

[@arikira5492]

There was this fan fic I read on Ao3 called A cat's place is on the roof, and a birds place is in the trees that goes over the 3.5 scenario, and I think it was a perfect "Kira wins" scenario- in the fic, the main things that help Kira win is 1 he doesn't say his plans outloud 2 Hyato doesn't isn't as creepy with the whole spying on his parents thing 3 Kira genuinely falls in love with Shinobu and that overrides his need to kill 4 He actually has a plausible explanation for why he's acting strange - and that explanation is that he almost got hit by a car, and the near death experience/slight brain trauma he got when his head hit the sidewalk made his memory a little wonky, and made him want to be more present in his wife and son's lives. This os a lie of course, but it works wonders for making him less suspicious to Hyato, who accepts that this near death as an explanation for things like practicing his signature.

[@TheEverythingEnthuiast]

for situation3 i'd say he does something similar to Part8 Kira, where he get's fake hands instead

[@Jacksontrooper777]

3:34 perfect timing on the music

[@doodleman07]

"freak in the sheets" 😂😂😂

[@ironmaster8925]

What if Dio won, leading him to confront Diavolo's Mafia and then Maybe even Yoshikage gets involved because Dio's world domination threatens his quiet life.

[@miimiibeschde4818]

Dio would probably ask keicho, okuyasu and kira to help him (It is also important to know when dio would win in this scenario e.g. If vanilla ice Just killed the entire group)

[@mr.heguydudeman1649]

Liked the vid, but I would have liked to hear more about what happens after he won like how parts 5 and 6 would have been affected.

[@justinweber4977]

One possibility if Kira kills Jotaro or gets a new face and slips into the shadows, is to involve Joseph again, if we assume Hermit Purple can still perform Spirit Photography, they could get an image of Kira, and maybe even observe him a hit if he can repeat his TV trick.

[@urm0m69]

Rohan found it weird that Hayato was stalking his dad

[@Georgefloydthesneedster]

Are you ever gonna do a Scariest stands: Wonder of U?

[@wafagdplqs4421]

He did it. At least, I think so.

[@Georgefloydthesneedster]

@@wafagdplqs4421 I know, but he only did it very basically. I meant more like a remake of it like he did with MiH

[@kippeen8195]

One thing you forgot which kinds throws everything off. Stand users are destined to he attracted to each other. Eventually someone would find him

[@bambinazo123]

Man I really like the "freak in the sheets" because it's so funny that somehow morioh gets a happy ending from him winning

[@randomdbfan6527]

Scenario 3 would just be kira getting some of that shinobu coochie thus making him less likely to go after hands lmao ez solution

[@squigglez-official]

Unrelated but I let out a HUUUUUUUUGE fart and my stomach ache went away.

[@ripelime]

very nice, shiza Chan!

[@bankaihampter2802]

The intro gave me cool idea. What if Light Yagami was in Diamond is Unbreakable, with Death Note being a stand

[@frozenburrito2.087]

Alternate ending: Kira never sees the Mona Lisa painting, therefore never getting his erection, therefore he never discovers his hand fetish, and never kills people cause he has no motivations to do so

[@louieguo2909]

"Kira would be a freak under the sheets" 💀💀

[@CubemasterXD]

if bites the dust takes out the warriors, part 6 cant happen, which is interesting, because that means we can blame the universe reset on kiras ego x)

[@benjamincuevas9627]

The Remains of The Day is the most ironic film to be Kira's favorite.

[@masteryoraerasante]

Yeah, I always thought Hayato was weird. Sure, in the end he was right, but the path to it was... I'm guessing Hayato is some kind of neurodivergent, and if he had all that equipment his real dad probably was aware of it and Kira not knowing would be the key reason to be suspicious of him.

[@TheJadeFist]

10:30 It might have been hard to find him the first time, but we can't forget Joseph Joestar is still around, even if a bit senile. He has a pseudo-clairvoyance as an ability. He would be well suited to look for some one, especially if/after his grandson was killed by some one, he'd be motivated to do something.

[@GammermanBob]

Ideal win scenario: he falls in love with Shinobu and walks away from killing all together

[@i_forgor_whar]

plot twist: Shinobu IS THEN FOR SOME REASON REVEALED TO BE into hands as well, i dont know how this would be thrown in, but there's that

[@MikeDaddyMCS]

What if instead of revealing his identity Hayato just says that Kira is doing some Diddy type activity to convince the others to beat his ass

[@MegaBichiX]

11:30 i always thought those were an internal monologue, it was supper weird when he started thinking out loud in the anime, but those are speech bubbles, so yea, its just weird

[@enomiellanidrac9137]

2:25 I think the word you are searching to qualify Kira is "unassuming".

[@etgamer16]

On the Bright side if Jotaro dies then Pucci never gets access to Made In Heaven I wonder how that timeline would turn out

[@72SinSae]

Kira couldve just blew up the hand in the bag

[@daltonbecker4494]

One thing to consider I considering Kiras ego: How long could he live as Kosaku? Think about it for the rest of his life he has to stare at a face that isnt his and every time someone says Kosaku he has to actively remember to pay at attention. For someone like Kira that would be MADDENING.

[@wissionary]

METAs is my favorite Jojotuber because they replied to my out of pocket LOST finale rant

[@tabletaazul784]

But what about the Speedwagon Foundation? They'd see Jotaro and the ppl helping him suddently died/ went missing. Since they already know Kira is a stand user I think they'd send investigators so look for him or even use tje stand arrows to make stand users to see if anyone gets an ability to catch him. Not sure how the SP Foundation would act but it'd be a cool idea

[@jamalwalker04]

They'd get killed to kira was going to make sure anybody who ever even spoke of pursuing him was going to die

[@LegoManiac_101]

What if Light Yagami and Yoshikage Kira switched universes?

[@andyballiet3600]

Already a video on Light vs the Morioh Warriors made by another guy.

[@craftihlow69]

Shigechi: *doesnt take the wrong bag Part 4 ends

[@TheJadeFist]

Kira is terrifying because, simply touching any random object could vaporize you without a trace. If he was sneakier about using it, could take down just about any one regardless of how strong their own abilities might be. Even going all the way with it, he was destroying time and fate with his pseudo-requiem upgrade, if he persisted, there is no telling to how far his power to destroy could be taken. It wouldn't be beyond reason to assume he could even kill an immortal, even as he was in Part 4, he could have instantly killed Dio (provided he was able to touch him or a random object)

[@SlashinatorZ]

So Reimi would never leave the alley

[@VidelxSpopovich]

Kira’s defeat was so ridiculous. Araki had to take him completely out of character to make it happen because he wrote the gang into a corner.

[@VidelxSpopovich]

@@initial_sequence The Truth.

[@wildlastname5814]

​@@VidelxSpopovichVegeta x chichi >>

[@VidelxSpopovich]

@@wildlastname5814 Future Trunks x Android 18

[@Dark_rat]

"No one can escape his destiny" - Yoshikage Kira

[@UI-jy6fr]

What's especially about kira winning is that Reimi's soul never finds peace. She'd be forever trapped in the mortal plane, forced to witness more tortured spirits appear in the air.

[@fengshuimaster7880]

imo i think jotaro could win against SHA and kira by himself as he was protecting koichi, and if he was 1v1ing sha and then kira came in he could probably deduce or kira just outright saying it that koichi is dead which would give him a rage amp because nobody kills such a reliable guy like that. the one time we see a rage amped jotaro vs kira, he looks more like spongebob than an anime character and still absolutely dogged the fuck out of kira. tl;dr i think jotaro could 1v2 kira and SHA. Edit. also if jotaro dies one of 2 things is happening, 1.hiroshima pt2, sponsered by the speedwagon foundation. Or 2. SCR commits mass genocide

[@rainydays8408]

Stands attracts other stands when the number of stand user raise the chance of him being discovered

[@Dbombre]

6:50 even if he was in italy, DIU takes place in the 90s and telephones were a thing, the speedwagon foundation is a power ful and rich company and could most likley get in contact with polnareff. even if they coundnt, DIU takes palce in 1999 and afetr jsut a few years the internet became super fast n stuff and as shown in golden wind that takes place in 2001 that polnareff has a computer when he calls giorino and the gang so the pseedwagon foundation can get in conatct with him through there

[@tentaclefather2069]

14:08 what if he just claims that hyato is crazy "sends him away to some school or hospital for disobedience " but actually can just kill him off or actually send him off than he'd be corrected?

[@Dbombre]

Jotaro after findin kosakus body: hey what if we blood tested this corpse *DIU ENDS*

[@shaymininfernape7088]

I would like it to be explored like if other stand users were drawn to him cuz thats like how fate works in the show like from future jojo characters or something