What In Oblivion Is That? | Two Worlds

[@insectfeetdan]

Mayhap.

[@Vondora]

forsooth

[@muffinboymcgee7411]

Two Worlds came out about half a year before the first Witcher game. However, remember that the Witcher games were preceded by a series of short stories and novels that had been a fixture of nerd culture in Poland since the 80's, and that Reality Pump is a Polish studio. The vague similarity to Geralt is probably still intentional.

[@zechariahzen.6364]

The fact that the dev team voiced the lines makes me want to play it.

[@benjaminhaines6565]

Everytime I hear default bird noise in other media I think of this game. Two Worlds is truly a 10/10 experience.

[@TheMaulam12345]

yes so many good memories of this game. and in TW 1 you can actual climb to the mountain you see. TODD.

[@Blisterdude123]

@@TheMaulam12345 Yeah...but why? There's nothing there other than the ability to fall out of the game world lmao

[@SmackdownMadness]

34:42 the brightness of the sand 🤣🤣also this game has the greatest jank in gaming history

[@Stuppern]

I remember, playing this for the first time - and actually be more confused at the attack animation for the sword, more than anything else - its hilariousl 😂

[@PKDionysus]

After spending the majority of the day watching your videos, I have realised the fact that we aren't friends may be the most depressing thing I can think of. 🤣🤣🤣

[@SayNoToGENO]

Absolutely love your videos. Keep them coming and I’m sure you’ll rake in subs. I also appreciate the out of the blue edgy jokes that come from out of the blue lmfao. Thank you for the vids!

[@masterblaster831]

Hell yeah

[@FailureOfAName]

Especially when micky d has been on break for ages and this guy turns up

[@JumboFe1337]

As a kid I knew the game was bad but I loved playing this with my friends online we all had high level characters one of my friends was above level 900 on his main character honestly if the game wasn't so laggy with its FPS drops it will be an absolute gem in my opinion. Two Worlds 2 looks a lot better runs a lot better but it lost a lot of the RPG charm that's the first one has. I have a core memory of the first game where I went to GameStop with my cousin to buy the game for him got it for like $2 when we got him online I got him some pretty cool heavy armor and he tried to cross a river with it and ended up drowning because he never leveled up his swimming skill and lost the armor still one of the funniest memories I have of us playing that game.

[@moonrock115]

God i remember playing this game when i was 20 years younger and just starting in highschool. I remember not having a clue where i was going or what i was doing, and wound up finding my way to a city where all the buildings were japanese inspired, and the guards were all samurai. I remember getting into endless fights with the local guards and grabbed one of their katana's for myself and somehow figured out not only how to enchant stuff, but that i could "fuse" weapons together endlessly to make them stronger. I enchanted my Katana to do spirit damage (so i could kill ghosts which in this game are pretty much unkillable unless you've elemental damage of some sort) and kept killing the guards, taking their katana's and fusing them into mine until eventually i left the city with a katana that did over 6000 damage and pretty much one-shot anything you pointed it at. It made quick work of the final boss who i also have little idea how i even found xD

[@donkeydudeful]

You should play Two Worlds Two when you're done. The magic system in both of these games were so great. The jank was definitely something to be desired, but I enjoyed it back in 07'.

[@inferndragon]

When I went through this whole game. I skipped this whole main quest entirely since I wasn't really into RPGs. So I popped over a wall and started exploring the world accidentally stumbing on 'main quests'. I just remember devouring enemy body parts for stats. And becoming super powerful from exploiting the broken game entirely. Because I jumped over a fence. Most of the NPCs didn't even load in. So I was mainly fighting in unloaded chunks.

[@TrueBarlowed]

Dreya, you simply must watch the speedrun of this from GDQ 8 years ago.

[@thepiratedoggo1996]

i enjoyed this game, but in a "so bad it's good way" like i had a ton of fun messing around in it, but it's defo some jank and the dialogue is perfection.

[@Area51UFOGynaecology]

love this game, its hilarious

[@Area51UFOGynaecology]

funny is that there exists a perk tree that improves swimming speed ^^

[@HaxAras]

I was told in 2021 that Two Worlds III wasn't in development, and that they were looking for development partners.

[@aegismagusangelteeth]

i loved two worlds so much as a kid i explored the entire map, and though it's utterly dogshit in retrospect, it had some ideas and mechanics that were somewhat fun to play around w at the time, i loved the variety of different biomes and the different types of people and magic, the game sorely needed more time and polish but it was pretty fun honestly

[@Blisterdude123]

I tried to explore the whole map on a recent attempt to play the game for a second time. I finished it once, years ago, remembering nothing about it really, but I know I basically never wandered from any roads because there were no quests outside of them. I can now definitively state that 99% of the map outside roads and towns or quest locations is empty, there's nothing there. 80% of the game world as a whole in this is just completely empty lmao They could've just had this game be like 1/4 the size and it would've felt fuller, if anything, because there'd be so much less empty space.

[@PKDionysus]

6:11 LMAO!!!

[@ShiningLion]

Probably the best video title in YT! 🤣

[@Blisterdude123]

9:04 - My dude, the game ran like that at launch. On every platform. It is absolutely not a 'new hardware' problem. You've always been able to count every frame of movement in this game by eye lmao Just wait till you get to combat. The game nearly crashes with every swing of a sword. I tried to explore the whole map on a recent attempt to play the game for a second time. I finished it once, years ago, remembering nothing about it really, but I know I basically never wandered from any roads because there were no quests outside of them. I can now definitively state that 99% of the map outside roads and towns or quest locations is empty, there's nothing there. 80% of the game world as a whole in this is just completely empty lmao They could've just had this game be like 1/4 the size and it would've felt fuller, if anything, because there'd be so much less empty space. I'd strongly recommend nobody else be crazy enough to try and fill in the whole map in this.

[@spencerstevens2175]

Two Worlds 2: Too Much To Handle They should have definitely gone for "Three Worlds" for the third one.

[@shreyansus]

This looks like such a Hodgepodge of Morrowind Oblivion and Dagerfall 😭😭😭😭😭

[@scoob2cool516]

oh malort how lucky am i to have found this video and your channel.

[@minkalampinen9519]

This voice acting is somehow even worse than in Gothic. Glorious!

[@CreateR900]

I think I have this game stashed away in my storage unit…I don’t think I’ve actually played it

[@MaynardKeenanX]

Two Worlds 1 Cup

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

I oddly enough never got much out of the first game, the 2nd one however... Great times.

[@Lakefront_Khan]

Two Worlds 2 was Platinum tier jank.

[@mercytms4145]

Both two worlds games were overshadowed by borderlands at the time for me. But the games were a scuffed form of entertainment... like a val Helsing DVD lol

[@vtheman1850]

Built my first non shit PC around this time after landing a good job, for some reason this game came with the GPU. Honestly even with a brand new top tier machine... I booted it up and went "Lmao WTF"

[@lucasshepard6416]

48:48 Did you call Bury Zenek unlikable?

[@honusbakewell7546]

The Taint!

[@masterblaster831]

Forsooth.

[@DoublePlus-Ungood]

OMG I legit don't know which is htting me as "old" the game or this format of video where a person who plays old games for the first time, dunking on it because it didn't have the benefit of using current tech lol. I'm being completely serious I haven't seen someone use this old chestnut in a while.

[@Dreyameir]

Thank God Harland J. Voiceacting invented the voice actor in 2009 🙏

[@blooddumpster3427]

It wasn't just compared by anyone to Oblivion. It was written on the box "Like Oblivion on Steroids!!!" I was stoked for this game. I took it back within the day lol. I hate this PoS. I bought it again a few years ago because I had seen a few videos in later years. Nah. Sorry. Instant regret. Will never have fond memories of this but am glad others can get something out of it.

[@RevHancock]

1:00 does that not look like it's trying to say Two II worlds?

[@whinegummi6329]

as a german, playing for "some time", never heared of this game ;) regarding german reviews: they always suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu c ked

[@hideshisface1886]

I hasn't been just compared to Oblivion... Nooo... It was marketed as 'oblivion-killer'... Yeah. That didn't quite work.

[@Temaile]

Howling at the voice acting. Even if they are rando's from the office, I mean, do they not ever have a dialogue irl? I should hope any normal person knows how to speak in a normal voice lol.