What is the Best Chocolate Milk?

I taste test 8 different types of chocolate milk in a head-to-head bracket tournament to determine which is the best of them all.
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[@seandbeezy13]

I love the internet... Where else an I going to watch a people judge chocolate milk?

[@criticalhits228]

Preschool

[@wmonger]

+Critical Hits lol

[@FrequencyVibrations]

Critical Hits no

[@NxDoyle]

At an agricultural fair/exhibition. Or, in niche pornography

[@sarahmoviereviewer4109]

Same

[@Jazszzz]

One of the most important questions put before mankind.

[@ericleming1734]

God bless you Jazszz •.

[@JuJuTron09]

I’m so far down KZbin in quarantine I found a guy judging chocolate milk

[@WAYZE__21]

thats relatible

[@simplekaliber2393]

Too Bad we Couldn't find people judging water brands

[@mttex2628]

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[@JuJuTron09]

@@mttex2628 stop

[@mttex2628]

@@JuJuTron09 they asked

[@tylerd.1]

Nothing is better than Nesquik. That shit is childhood!

[@ericleming1734]

God bless you and stay safe tonight XT_Games •.

[@christopherm4540]

your blinded by nostalgia. god have mercy on your soul.

[@RetroGamerDx2012]

Yea I love the ads

[@RetroGamerDx2012]

I drink went I go to the gym

[@phatmartyplays332]

@@christopherm4540 when you are a kid they are amazing but disgusting once you’re an adult

[@TheDMCornelius]

If you haven't tried Borden's Dutch Chocolate Milk I highly recommend it. Best chocolate milk I've ever had!

[@WildBillHickums]

You are kidding, that stuff is great but very expensive

[@WildBillHickums]

Bill Hicks I meant aren't not are

[@calebkennedy7335]

I agree it's the best

[@williamwest8924]

Yes it is

[@jeffdekimpe1746]

Elsie the Cow!

[@pmgaming17]

Nesquick and trumoo are my favorites

[@DavinAddison1]

Promised Land Midnight Dark chocolate milk is the best

[@1kdb681]

Davin Addison THANK YOU

[@josephcooper1329]

it's liquid fudge sickle! If it was in this video it would of won hands down.

[@maltherunner]

yep 100% agree

[@shoeboxjameson]

Facts. That stuff is bomb

[@Mistakenshadow]

Call me crazy but I like the 2% better then the whole. But hands down Promise land. Trumoo is a good second.

[@wharfblarg6150]

What the fuck am I doing here? How did I get here?

[@rotary_13b78]

Alex Rigney I'm hesorry e because I poured myself a glass and thought to myself "what is the best chocolate milk" and now we wait

[@smol1211]

Isaac Schuetter ikr XD

[@DLBlckwl]

Scratch all those! Without Borden your contest is moot! This is like having a best car contest without Bugatti.

[@brandon4098]

Hell yeah. Bordens is the best

[@codyzent6471]

You mean Koenigsegg

[@mr.speyside5240]

Ferrari

[@saifullahfarooq2570]

*Honda Civic

[@ghazypangerang6118]

@@saifullahfarooq2570 *Lada

[@aliciasama8219]

Chocolate milk addict here. Found this video and couldn't not watch it. I haven't played it yet but I'm excited.

[@GainerSoCalLA]

Horizon Organic Milk with Ghiradelli Chocolate Milk Mix. You need to start with organic milk which has a creamier, sweeter taste.

[@GuitarGenie523]

Thanks for the shoutout man! Hope you enjoyed the logo! :)

[@zildmania]

I always get thirsty for milk when I watch this video

[@TheSam2382]

god dang it my boy TrueMoo was so dang close

[@shadowmino9]

TruMoo boys we all know who the real winner was.

[@iamrobo_]

***** Brilliant.

[@0re011]

Trumoo should've won

[@AnythingLounge]

IEat ChildrenForDinner u capping dumbass

[@cylassmith5484]

I like 🍵 and 🍫 milk

[@shannenwilliams439]

I don’t care what kind of chocolate milk I get, I love them all

[@spongebobsquarepants2175]

I was rooting for trumoo the whole video! we came so close :(

[@cavaliothorson7755]

I just had it yesterday and Trumoo is the best tasting one, no contest.

[@jamiepirie9758]

I'm from New Zealand, When I tried TruMoo (whole fat) in California i fell in love, even brung the bottle home

[@OfficialRedTeamReview]

would love to try the last two but i can't seem to find em near me =/

[@ericleming1734]

God bless you RedTeamReview •.

[@epiquestealer7702]

I’m pretty sure you can find bottle trumoo in a gas station but I’ve only seen it in a gallon once

[@gandalfstormcrow7943]

My brother’s mother’s sister’s son said he saw a friend of a friend drinking it in 1994. This friend said he got it off a friend.

[@user-vt5wo5wp8o]

rip

[@brownjersey69]

I'm ELATED that you did not pick that nasty not-really-milk crap like almond or soy. However, I have my favorite chocolate milks and, to add insult to injury, the best chocolate milk I've ever tasted was by a dairy in Virginia called Shenandoah's Pride which is no longer in existence thanks to its parent company, the now defunct Dean's Foods, Inc. J/S. Bottoms up!

[@ivanpetroviccroata3349]

I don't need sleep. I need answers!

[@matthewjones857]

Lewis road creamery chocolate milk is THE BEST! Seriously, New Zealand is going crazy over it.

[@cannedshoes]

You haven't had Promised Land, dawg.

[@AnythingLounge]

Canned Shoes no I haven’t but everybody has different taste so just because u think it’s good doesn’t mean I’ll think so to

[@skittlesbutwithchocolatein2274]

true

[@ArtsyPhalanges]

Every time I get the flu I crave milk like drugs, I don’t know why I just do. Anyways, because I can’t have milk because it’s the worst thing to have when your sick, so I watch this video because it helps with my craving 😂

[@quadruple_h]

Now we’re asking the real questions

[@POCOHONTAS1875]

I love all the store brand chocolate milk. Lucerne, Wal-Mart s,Fred Meyer.

[@TryHardChimp]

I love how the Lucerne jug is so crushed. XD

[@derrickrose9255]

Nesquick has changed their chocolate milk taste over the years. It tasted awesome when I was in high school. I heard self life of nesquick depending on their flavors its between 2 to 3 years.

[@LTtactical1]

my favorite chocolate milk is Darigold old fashioned chocolate milk, if you have never tried it, it is a chocolate milk worth drinking.

[@Mr.56Goldtop]

Unfortunately a lot of chocolate milks are made with 1% milk these days. Watery chocolate milk, YUCK!

[@clutchhawks1268]

Milk is nasty anyway it's puss. The best way to drink chocolate milk is with carnation.

[@Mr.56Goldtop]

Clutch Hawks That is absolutly not true!

[@clutchhawks1268]

seattwa But it is. Boil milk and it will turn into skin. Milk is not for human consumption.

[@Mr.56Goldtop]

JokerCirca66 Who are you talking to?

[@clutchhawks1268]

JokerCirca66 Who's the vegan? Not Me Lol

[@jj-oo6oi]

I like nesquik powder.

[@vanmueller149]

Chuck Taylor same

[@scbbc8186]

Yup the order of superiority is Nesquik Powder, Hersheys Syrup, Nesquik syrup - I never had ovaltine so I can't compare it.

[@onenonlyprincess2]

makes me gag. (blech)

[@AnythingLounge]

Joshua Ervin you’re a special type of special

[@memyi2479]

@@AnythingLounge 😂

[@WOMPITUS]

The best is actually Borden's Dutch Chocolate milk

[@thedisabledmermaid]

agreed

[@kimlsnyder]

Yup

[@efsmoon]

I love Nesquik More healthly than others

[@BleiteTV]

finally a good vid about it

[@RipTard]

What's the best chocolate milk you've ever had? What is the Best Chocolate Milk?

[@lukemcdowell8314]

King soopers :)

[@LetsPretendWeKnow]

culders

[@tylerwhite2006]

Riptard you have to try promised land chocolate milk, ive recently discovered it and its by far the best

[@bigstam1234567890]

I think you should try the greek milko chocholate milk!

[@radw1999]

You should try darigold it's my favorite personally

[@davidv6588]

I haven't had decent store bought chocolate milk since Hershey's used to make whole milk chocolate milk back in the early 00s. Now I just make my own. We also have amazing chocolate milk at work. I work at a college and the dining halls have flavored milk from a local dairy. Thier chocolate milk is amazing. Much better than anything you can get in a store. Unfortunately I can only have it at work. Otherwise I would buy at least a gallon a week. Probably for the best that I can't.

[@whatever.3442]

why the fuck im watching this 6 years after the upload and why im enjoying this

[@mariabunn]

One of the best drinks out there

[@eliothorowitz5627]

As a chocoholic and a brooklynite who grew up on egg creams, you need to find fox's ubet chocolate syrup....nothing better!

[@thejoker5454]

I like Borden chocolate milk. You've probably never heard of it

[@TheOneRealGavin]

Heard of it

[@Gabes348]

I love you--r guitar! Haha just I love you both

[@DudeUnperfect21]

I love TruMoo! You pour it and it and you can see the creaminess and it's not too thick, tastes amazing.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

you should do a coffee creamer test. there are several brands.

[@AuntBibby]

i used to drink a lot of lucerne. now i wanna try king soopers and trumoo to see if theyre really better!!

[@kingrob9993]

You forgot 2 of the best to review. Borden Dutch Chocolate milk and promise land. Those are my favorite by far.

[@maltherunner]

You have never had good chocolate milk until youve had promised land midnight chocolate milk.

[@bkd2117]

how can u do a chocolate milk contest without Bordens dutch chocolate milk? disappointing! lol Bordens would have crushed all of these hands down!

[@ninak01]

Are you Dutch?

[@bkd2117]

Levi Ackerman lol no!

[@ninak01]

+Brian Dixon I am O__O

[@bkd2117]

+Levi Ackerman awesome :)

[@ninak01]

+Brian Dixon thanks dude ^_^

[@SuperSusiehomemaker]

Haha nice! my dad says Borden milk is really good and creamy. I personally like Hersheys but man it didn't survive the first round :(

[@davidv6588]

If you think Hershey's is good you have never had truly good chocolate milk. You get some whole milk, sugar, cacao powder, cornstarch and a pinch of salt and vanilla, throw on a stove. Hershey's will taste like actual shit in comparison.

[@merlinklink3872]

Best job ever

[@juliansilva7744]

It's like him: Take the Cola Wars challenge

[@fazebeast6986]

well im Australian and the best choclate milk here is Oak which is sooooooooooo Good

[@LaraStar511]

bloody oath mate

[@laserdonkey6469]

For me hands down Borden’s mmmmm hell yeah

[@marcusfsproductions]

i'm gonna go buy some chocolate milk right now!

[@Orlanzepol123]

Love your method of reviews. Not too much talking

[@Ncholasbloom]

my favorite on that list is between nesquick and hersheys

[@dennispeskov3681]

nesquik

[@fluffyricebunny]

Darigold old fashioned chocolate milk is THE best!

[@adambomb1017]

Yes! It tastes like melted Chocolate ice cream!!

[@jrehr90]

Darigold is the best. The thick expensive stuff!!

[@pawi1856]

a man of culture

[@abdullahamjad3380]

I was drinking day fresh while watching this video....!!!

[@jenislyjensen]

What? Nesquic is the best for sure. I just tryed it.

[@thatpianistgirl6189]

jenisly jensen ikr xD

[@222yovis]

Ikr

[@honeyxsmile6257]

jenisly jensen Ikr

[@xxjj_p14yzxx67]

ikr its my fav the best

[@ngallardo1994]

This is the content the internet was made for. Thank you sir.

[@user-kw8nx1fc7l]

I used to hate hershey’s syrup when I was a kid, now it’s my favorite one.

[@skygamer6897]

As a citizen of Wisconsin i am sort of a judge of this and its mixing hersheys syrup into milk

[@Seminoseque]

I love Chocolate Milk too, but we don't have any of that brands here in Spain. (I think that I could find Nesquick, only.) But if you have the chance and came around here, you should try Cacaolat. It's my favourite, i think it's awesome.

[@RipTard]

It sounds like I need to try some international milk!

[@a_pufferfish9842]

RipTard one day go to each state and try their finest choclate milks and decide the best choclate milk in the world! :P

[@projectpepperoniproduction2528]

+Rita Mendes In Portugal you can find good chocolate milk in a shop called continente

[@GainerSoCalLA]

Soy americano, pero vivía en España cuando encontré cacao Nesquik. Mezcla el polvo con buena leche. Sabe más a chocolate que nuestra versión, porque hay menos azúcar.

[@ivanperez2211]

Seminoseque your from Spain Im from there and I love Spain

[@GetDownCrazy12345]

Dairy gold chocolate milk is my favorite but I recently tasted yoohoo chocolate milk and it's pretty good too.

[@delaneyscherr904]

Best video I’ve ever seeeeeeeeeennnnnnn 🍫 🥛

[@Sunny-vl5de]

this is my brain at 3 am

[@samuelbernal9047]

Promised Land Milk is great. Made here in Texas

[@SuperBabyMario0C]

This youtube not texas

[@TheOneRealGavin]

Don't have that I'm from pennsylvania lol

[@dilbertdoe601]

Borden's Dutch chocolate!

[@Taylor_Brooke]

Nesquik powder and milk is my favorite so far

[@ShiggyMiyamo]

Yup, powder is the way to go.

[@edh7492]

Nesquik made with the chocolate powder and fresh full cream milk with a whisk

[@Spydet2733]

tru moo is so gross

[@DevilRedGaming]

i'm with you there

[@Togekii]

Never thought I'd side with you

[@DLBlckwl]

SirNimrod Yes agreed! Tru Moo SUCKS.

[@ARNRF67]

If you get the low fat version it sucks, but this one, with the red top is whole milk and it’s a lot better, I’ve tried both.

[@hellopeople3184]

The whole milk is great and amazing but the other kinds are terrible

[@WildBillHickums]

Hershey chocolate man, its my favorite by far

[@MrFrye12345]

same here

[@DevilRedGaming]

definitely

[@davidveilleux944]

Huh? They discontinued that years ago. Here, anyway. Do they have it other places? The only thing I've seen around here is a the lowfat garbage. Junk food is not supposed to be low fat. If I'm going to drink something like chocolate milk, I want whole milk.

[@EpicGamer25]

Yoohoo

[@trixppypoolgamezz5157]

agree 100%

[@harryburrows1593]

such a sad sad time for a mother to look inside his child's ear and see a hector bug

[@Jaxwalkk]

Going off my childhood the nesquik and safeway of what ever r goated

[@violinplayer101]

I've tried Almond Breeze's chocolate almond milk, and I actually like it better than regular chocolate milk!

[@Sukiroofficial]

Yeah

[@icee8820]

Darigold

[@alaric1575]

Bruh, I always come to this video when I'm drinking chocolate milk..

[@whiplash1973]

Tru Moo is the Shizzle. Never tried King Soopers but will look for it now. Thanks!

[@mkemph24]

TruMoo and Nesquik are my favorites

[@NorthFloridaMan]

Yehaaa

[@dangerousfingers6358]

Mason Kemph trumoo taste like raw crab or something i had to poor it out

[@supergeek0227]

Yeah

[@honeyxsmile6257]

Mason Kemph yeeeees

[@pedrofernandez3893]

Borden Dutch Chocolate whole milk

[@brendonshelton4590]

Great video

[@Fkallyall]

Forget everything that's going on this the real deal idk why it's not on the news

[@lionheart7183]

If you ever go into Iowa you can't beat A&E s triple cocoa chocolate milk mmmmm a must try

[@RipTard]

I'll keep that in mind. There are so many chocolate milks I haven't tried!

[@charlie93837]

Finally, someone from Iowa!

[@johnlautner5770]

yes best milk

[@trcooper5793]

+John WorleyThat just sounds like heaven.

[@bobbiemurphy3211]

yessssss! I'm from Iowa and AE chocolate milk will always be the best!

[@mrR3B3LZ1]

WHERE IS THE PROMISED LAND?!?!?!?!

[@Melodias_Tunez]

The one that would come in a bag with a straw at school.

[@kimmydayo581]

Trumoo is the chocolate milk at my school for lunch

[@greenestpicklebean7747]

I like chocolate milk tooo ~

[@zacharyjohnson3303]

kroger chocolate milk PERIOD.

[@goldcoastfilms7065]

Same as king soopers

[@jomac2046]

Best CM I ever had was in Greece,can't remember the name but it was sure good stuff.

[@blazingender4400]

My favorite would be truMoo because it's very creamy and so chocolaty, I can drink it forever!!!

[@taliam3811]

you haven't tried chocolate milk until you've been to New Zealand and had the Lewis Road Creamery chocolate milk! I'm telling you, that shit is literally to DIE for

[@ericleming1734]

God bless you Talia M •.

[@mrfish1742]

promise land fo sho

[@vinemont20]

Definitely the best.

[@timphillips9469]

I like the king snoopers too

[@ianmangham4570]

I have often wondered

[@adamzaidi1748]

Hands down the best chocolate milk on Earth is "Promised Land" at Krogers. It's a bit expensive ,but it's worth every penny and it tastes like melted chocolate ice cream. It is the best!

[@D_R757]

Promised land is the best

[@fcold9402]

Promised Land Midnight Dark Whole milk awesome.

[@johnathonadams1877]

You need some over the moon chocolate milk

[@PinkSander]

Chocolate Milk straight from the jug from an brand is normally too sweet for me, I normally do a 50/50 chocolate to white ratio. But the only brand I don't have to do that with is TrueMoo, it's wonderful on its own.

[@eli-huyasharal3913]

Nesquik is not milk

[@thatpianistgirl6189]

Gad Yisrael I know, you're right, but it's a powder that u mix with milk, so it's called "chocolate milk"

[@Michael-bp6gd]

It also comes pre mixed, so it is.

[@nicholasbazouni5184]

I LIKE STRAWBERRY MILK.

[@udfkiddo]

Go home

[@benraifsnider8182]

My favorite chocolate milk is from a dairy farm that is local to where I live. Always fresh, never bad.

[@ShiggyMiyamo]

Always gonna be Nesquick for me. Always got it way back when it was just called Nestles Quick.