What Is the Largest Animal You Can Beat in Hand to Hand Combat?

[@jacopomariani7985]

"Everybody would fight a dog as big as a rat, but none has the bravery to fight a rat as big as a dog". Sun Tzu

[@mr.miscellaneous9144]

Me in runescape: allow me to introduce myself Me in real life with normal rat: oh s**t oh s**t

[@kaismithley6173]

a rat the size of a dog is fucking wayyyy scarier than a dog those fuckers are vicious

[@mftripz8445]

@Recruit Lucier imagine the ungodly shrieks you’d hear at night or in the sewers constantly

[@shiyanth]

capabara

[@RS1234-h4c]

Your goddamn right

[@colinkerr6106]

“he’s probably talking to other girls” me and the boys:

[@Lightning_Dragon_]

This is the first youtuber that I have ever seen discuss on his chances on beating a PENGUIN or POODLE in a 1v1. This man is a legend

[@viceroycat6376]

Code geass, hell yeah

[@peedypxblo]

I fought a tiger earlier in my life I just didn’t have the cameras on.

[@nojusspudys8291]

Look at this pethie pexblow dude, what a casual

[@itzdev4660]

Flightreacts vs Mike Tyson would be a draw

[@jjkj1526]

@@itzdev4660 they fought already, flight won they just didn't have the cameras on

[@self4797]

Did you die?

[@husseinalwashah1489]

Oh the cameras on, the cameras been on the whole time

[@christiandeleon2869]

Girls locker room: “gym class is so gross” Boys locker room: (this video)

[@nafin9063]

In mine we talked about an underground kangaroo boxing ring where you would bet on kangaroos fighting each other and there would be select boxers who could go in the ring themselves to fight some kangaroos

[@rachaelevans168]

It’s much worse than this in the boys locker room ngl 😂

[@Peacemaker-96]

There's been a war in our locker-room over lion vs tiger!

[@TheTroublemakersGuild]

"A penguin, is not taking me out" -Birdman

[@cameronjohnson5256]

You did not, need a comma

[@TheTroublemakersGuild]

@@cameronjohnson5256 He paused

[@thenoodle7171]

I saw this as soon as he said it lmao

[@de_soot]

Alternate title: Grown man talks about beating up animals for 12 minutes.

[@mr.miscellaneous9144]

Compared to my 12 hours experience

[@NickNakelski]

*Ph title

[@bigdjw13]

😂😂😂

[@TheRealSlimShady509]

Let me catch my 40 year old son talking about the underground animal fight league

[@muzzpurp3637]

@@TheRealSlimShady509 Vick shit

[@willgolden]

Let me catch my son losing a fight to a penguin

[@Leminies]

Lmaoo

[@nnightkingj]

@@jimmymht01 let me catch my son letting a penguin reach his eyes

[@TimesX]

@@jimmymht01 dawg I’m fucking dying we rl talking about squaring up to to mfing penguin 😂😂

[@Cj-xt6tv]

@@jimmymht01 let me catch my son draw blood in a fight with a penguin

[@entova]

Try fightin it in a kitty pool to make it even lol

[@Matrix609z]

Had me rolling when he started talking about the penguin and bigger animals 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ivo5637]

Birdman probably hasn’t seen happy feet them penguins built different.

[@samcharles3363]

Bruh I’m reading a book for English and these dude are shipwrecks in Antarctica and they club THOUSANDS of penguins in like, two days

[@thehat8006]

Nah, hippos are definitely a tier 1. They kill the most people in africa. In fact they might just be meta breaking.

[@bigclown23]

Bruh they're strong and can run SUPER fast plus those teeth do work

[@pabloescalante7536]

yeah , people die bc of hippos and you can’t even outrun them they rule the waters of africa

[@WesgVick]

They kill crocodiles too.

[@WesgVick]

Elephants kill lions for lols. Lions eat those things out of desperation.

[@thehat8006]

Upon further observation, hippos are tier 0. Banned from ranked gameplay.

[@nickl3001]

Birdman: You'd be a huge underdog Russians: Hold my vodka

[@SeanG-yy7rs]

They are in tier 1 with lions and bears and stuff

[@BrennenK]

Einstein’s been real quiet since Bird dropped this video

[@afriking]

i wonder where he is

[@Seahorsie_]

He’s tryna come up with a response video

[@eugenelenskih2885]

down diabolical

[@loftywastaken2386]

Here before someone replies with some dumb shit

[@Squiddy3633]

They call him Albert E cause he's extinct now.

[@trivialize]

was gonna go square up a poodle in the underground animal fight club but then birdman uploaded

[@StaliasFable]

you're pretty low down the food chain bud, i'm being matched up against my sisters Gerbil

[@lordchai]

not funny 😶

[@Runterhoberts]

Tell Michael Vick I said what’s up and that I’m a huge fan

[@BrennenK]

Bro you just broke the first rule of fight club...

[@Squiddy3633]

I've seen a dude turn a poodle into a box. The children were scarred that day at the carnival.

[@kofi3846]

Birdman: We don't got the teeth Toddlers and weird kids: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@zakgriezmann9988]

" a penguin is not taking me out"

[@thomasweeden2683]

@Lmao Phaosr hey cmon those are the exceptions to the rule

[@Gold-Entertainment]

@Lmao Phaosr Birdman finna lose the 1v1 against Rico

[@DzinkyDzink]

"Fight underwater"

[@CaptainCJ97]

@Lmao Phaosr he gonna learn today

[@scottb296]

Be careful! They can slide down ice really fast and peck at your nuts!

[@JackHagar]

This is the most Joe Rogan, non Joe Rogan video I’ve ever seen

[@iamvros9226]

Facts

[@IVIRnathanreilly]

If it can't 1 shot you you could probably beat the shit out of it. People beat the shit out of big dogs attacking them all the time. You can reliably fuck up things in the water if you are 3 times their weight. Chimps would fuck us up though. We actually need Joe to talk about this.

[@beyond-v2j]

A hippo is the absolute last thing I would want to fight against. They’re severely underrated

[@Xgil2Play]

I wonder how they're underrated. Hippos move fast on land and water, their jaw strength is unbelievably high, plus their weight and the fact they're extremely territorial, easily makes them one of the most threatening wild animals we know. Grizzly Bears and Polar Bears are the most dangerous, not even a tiger would stand a chance against them.

[@roronoalaw7772]

@@Xgil2Play A polar bear, no but a Siberian tiger definitely stands a chance against an average grizzly since the weight isn’t a huge difference

[@Lord_of_Proboscidea]

Bears, hippos, buffalo, moose and big cats would be the most brutal Elephants would make it quick.

[@rymtotheprime11]

Hippos are one of the deadliest animals in the world

[@Braaage-]

and they can run at 48km/h

[@Nocturnous]

I was at a hippo exhibit and there was only a layer of fortified glass between me and the hippos. I went against it and one hippo came out of the water, to me, and went against the glass. He stood up fully, wide mouthed, and I never felt so small and weak in my entire life.

[@lunapetunia3778]

I botch slapped a hippo and it dont do shit 😠

[@lonleybeer]

I heard that it tore an Egyptian pharaoh to shreds RIP bruh

[@zachpalmer2836]

Hippos are the most dangerous wild animal in the world. Hippos kill crocodiles FOR FUN

[@edwelch3723]

Furries vs eugenes. The ultimate matchup

[@yourboykester4099]

I got furries in the second round

[@fwightweacts868]

Eugenes winning because theyre not as gay as furries

[@TheReal_Retr0]

They typically go hand in hand lmao

[@javierp461]

Girls: He’s probably out with other women Me and the boys:

[@randomtortoise2121]

My recommend blessed me with this video and this video blessed me with this comment.

[@name.2268]

69th

[@gabrielr2968]

i already did hand to hand with the biggest meat out here...

[@dylanhamilton4850]

Okay, okay then

[@ceros1901]

Hah gayyyy

[@alexanderjiang1993]

It ain’t gay if it’s Ooooubre

[@unsuspiciouschair4501]

Sus

[@mofal_bluk9472]

Damn man, you have my like for that one. ... btw i am your 69th like

[@Udhdbdbdbgff]

Y’all sleeping on the penguins In Madagascar the penguins were taking humans out with one flipper

[@rex8355]

fact bruh even lions are scared of them

[@NickNakelski]

If you’ve seen penguins fight they poke each other’s eyes out with their beaks and use their arms as baseball bats.

[@flaviusbelisarius7517]

@@NickNakelski just Sparta kick off their feet then jump on their chest with your knees. Dead in under a minute

[@Schizophrenic_potato_bruh]

Tf u talking bout penguins in Madagascar

[@michaelmurphy6285]

@@Schizophrenic_potato_bruh woosh

[@jamiek9780]

Could you imagine someone doing full Jui Jistu on the back of a wild deer and straight snapping their shit up 😂😂😂

[@paytonderksen3507]

Search up Bryce Mitchell man, he killed a deer with a rear naked choke

[@roo5ter70]

@@paytonderksen3507 was just comment that man. 😂

[@dut5725]

i believe there was this rusian man that fought a bear with an axe and then killed it by choking it.

[@timhertens8502]

Their is actually a guy that choked out a Mountain Lion

[@roronoalaw7772]

@@timhertens8502 It wasn’t an adult

[@Riky366135]

I was about to jump in the gorilla exhibit and fight him but Birdman uploaded.

[@ryanschmidt3913]

Harambe would've won that fight if that little kid didn't call in sniper support.

[@elijahfyffe5176]

@@ryanschmidt3913 Kid got his kill stolen

[@omon2766]

Got chased by a coyote when I was a kid, if that same coyote wants a round 2 I ain't backing down

[@waunthomas598]

Bro wtf 😂😂😂😂

[@neopolitan9156]

Kick his ass bro im rooting for you

[@chesscomsupport8689]

The coyote is probably dead right now, so... I guess you won?

[@waunthomas598]

Chesscom Support It’s cool his next living Relative the human race not having this shit 😂😂

[@omon2766]

@@chesscomsupport8689 This happened about 11 years ago so yea prolly

[@hip-hop1016]

I’m dead. My man talkin bout squaring up wit a penguin

[@floatyseagull9472]

Let me catch my 35 yr old 5'8 cod athlete son trying to fight the neighbor's poodle

[@king-qi2ks]

Wait he 5’8 😭

[@unsuspiciouschair4501]

@@king-qi2ks yes

[@StaliasFable]

this is plagiarism

[@ZJrdnZ]

Damn didnt know the bird is that short

[@husseinalwashah1489]

Damn bird is short.

[@Tonyyytonetone]

One of those 1 Ton ancient tortoises, doesn’t stand a chance

[@Emmanny]

If you slapped with that flipper its over

[@handoroxpurooskotto2771]

if it didnt just bite your hand off, it would hide in its shell or ignore you and you'd hurt yourself trying to punch it lol

[@rafaelb2934]

@Lmao Phaosr I'd kidnap them and throw them off a cliff bro

[@isaiahtibbs3022]

They ain’t shit in ark so idk I’m liking my chances

[@Tonyyytonetone]

@Lmao Phaosr I am simply built different sir

[@roysonthedoctor1958]

Pretty sure any Dude With a fresh cut could 1v1 any animal

[@saiya-boy6225]

“You’d be a huge underdog” go ask the Russians that they really built different.

[@TheBanditoLad]

They’re just crazy, not necessarily stronger or faster, just crazy...

[@jaketheman9183]

What it do comrade.. I have been summoned

[@fwightweacts868]

@@TheBanditoLad Well that is very necessary in a fight.

[@burgerbandit3646]

@@jaketheman9183 pfft, what a fake Everybody knows you cant summon a Russian. They only show up when they run out of Vodka.

[@wabalubadubdubdub]

@@burgerbandit3646 WHERE IS MY VODKA!

[@Squiddy3633]

Fighting a mosquito is like the final fight of a really good anime for me.

[@AtariBoogie]

@Fernando Bale 😂💀💀💀

[@Azmedon-AU]

Yeah just ask Saitama about that.

[@Squiddy3633]

@Fernando Bale I will put on the fedora.

[@bluepeng8895]

Actually, mosquitos kill around 750,00 people a year, so they’re ironically one of the most dangerous animals

[@Squiddy3633]

@@bluepeng8895 well in that case BRÖTHER, GET ME... THE HEAVY FLAMER

[@mileh-c2093]

U jus kno this guys back of the classroom talks were elite

[@sinpie]

Now I can’t get the image of birdman knocking out a penguin out of my head lmfao

[@invincible2466]

Everyone gangsta till the penguins start throwing hands

[@cadenr395]

Girlfriend: I bet he’s cheating What I’m actually doing:

[@sinnah-kf5hd]

controversial topic: should Deathrow inmates be able to compete in gladiatorial games to lessen their sentence?

[@Mental_Abortion]

it would be entertaining af depends on the animal they throw in tho

[@supremebm4256]

Fun, but no

[@biohazardlnfS]

Nah that should be the death sentence instead

[@MoistyRain]

I'm fairly certain that violates the 8th amendment: "no cruel and *unusual* punishments".

[@theghostking-7951]

@@MoistyRain so make it optional. If you want a chance at freedom Square up against Joe exotics finest tiger

[@BaldguyWifi]

Tierzoo: you’re wrong and here’s why.

[@Supiragon1998]

His videos on humans account for intelligence/weapons, and aren't really about fighting animals (our sweat and long-distance running only an advantage when we hunt herbivores).

[@tonybellick7841]

Aye stop playing like sh*t Philly is hurting

[@dxrkwoody9478]

Ayo 🥶💚 gang Seahwks yessirr

[@BaldguyWifi]

@@tonybellick7841 I’m dogshit what do you expect

[@canibezeroun1988]

@@Supiragon1998 But do we get no tools? The spear checked many a Sabertooth tiger.

[@ains2904]

I'm like 90% sure I could take a land whale.

[@coober-_-3395]

Ye the only game plane will be keeping distance and quick in and outs

[@Lord_of_Proboscidea]

So a fat person who eats McDonald’s all day?

[@darkChocol8]

*Russian guy enters chat* *All the bears in a 10km radius: Timbers = shivered

[@bobfty2680]

Khabib once wrestled bears when he was young.

[@maksudshtrudel1089]

@@bobfty2680 yeah, but it was a baby bear

[@gabrielellis2511]

maksud werewolf a bears a bear bro

[@ARANDOMLITHUANIAN]

You guys heard about the russian janitor who was in a fight with a bear and bit its tongue off

[@luckywoo2120]

@@ARANDOMLITHUANIAN bruh what

[@Derrick_The_Great]

I wrestle the anaconda in my jeans everyday, I’m sure that counts

[@anthonytapia2789]

Proof?

[@fwightweacts868]

I need some visual evidence

[@rordongamsey3057]

@@anthonytapia2789 can be found on the hub

[@pee-pee-poopoo69]

You mean mealworm?

[@infinitetundra]

This question makes you a prime guest for Joe Rogan.

[@LasooRagheed]

Believe it or not, i was just walking in africa, and i got attacked by 2 lions. The female lion jumped on me, but i managed to land a uppercut and knocked it out. The male lion started biting my legs but i managed to get on the ground bottom position and landed a nice triangle choke from the bottom. I than got up, and walked home, after putting the male lion to sleep with the choke, knocking him out.

[@obi6496]

yeah sure bro

[@Trollamollex]

@@obi6496 He's telling the truth, I was there to clap

[@husseinalwashah1489]

Cap

[@ethanbirch7033]

I assume you do jiujitsu. Very Impressive sir. What belt?

[@TheEctomorph2002]

@@ethanbirch7033 conveyer

[@yktvflex4749]

The bird man community funny asl love y’all frfr

[@greenthunder1000]

It’s funny asf to even imagine a grown man throwing hands with an emperor penguin lmao

[@iyoutubeperson4336]

Imagine on epstein island they only had animal fights

[@BriasRocks]

Probably did😂

[@CrashoutsDaily]

8 year old girl vs 4 year old chimp

[@iyoutubeperson4336]

@@CrashoutsDaily i really want to unread that comment

[@Tarkovian2]

@@CrashoutsDaily lmao im sorry

[@alexandersolis3790]

@@CrashoutsDaily like what type of vs?👀

[@shirou2.049]

I thought of this my entire life and someone finally asked the question

[@GodfreyFirstEldenLord]

Same... like every single day

[@shirou2.049]

@@GodfreyFirstEldenLord sometimes I just wake up in a cold sweat at night wondering can I beat up a cheetah

[@hlyfthr]

EVERY SINGLE DAY MAN

[@shirou2.049]

@@hlyfthr your goddame right

[@Tarumarugan]

This dude is hilarious! He’s talking bout he feel confident throwing hands with a coyote 😂😂.

[@swanziii]

They only have them teeth bro I heard a story about a guy that chocked a coyote to death when it bit his arm

[@Tarumarugan]

@@swanziii nah i don’t doubt it, it’s just the way he said it 😂. Talking bout they not built for the 1v1 lolz

[@Rspsand07]

@@swanziii If we're thinking of the same story, it was a mountain lion.

[@swanziii]

@@Rspsand07 ya I also heard that story it was a mountain hiker right

[@dragonmaster951753]

I'm squaring up against a goldfish on land. All day

[@bluepeng8895]

Goldfish? Bruh, I can take on a great white shark on land

[@WassupDL66]

smh home court advantage

[@malaklranal1681]

@@bluepeng8895 Smh, I could take on a WHOLE WHALE on land

[@dragonmaster951753]

All right tough guys calm down. I didnt drink enough red bull for that

[@user-xk3zf2yj5r]

Now this is quality content

[@stonewesson]

Anyone have a bigger meat than me? I’m rocking 6.2 RN

[@ceros1901]

Yo wassup blitz

[@AdrionVolts]

Millimeters or centimeters?

[@mealycobra9851]

@@stonewesson packing a 6.5 rn. 7 on a good day

[@ceros1901]

@@mealycobra9851 bro I’m rocking a 2.5in on a good day wtf

[@jaydenf8299]

Don’t underestimate poodles, man. Them things were originally hunting dogs

[@TheSuperhoden]

My boss got a poodle, he walks marathons with that monster or even 150% that distance. weird dogs

[@lavenderk1ss948]

One pushed my brother off the stairs

[@envoxzerth3312]

Look most people can’t beat a grey wolf in a 1v1 melee only but me on the other hand, I’m built mad different I think I can clap up a giraffe 6 days of the week.

[@vilekami2142]

Actually most fully grown men can beat almost any wolf in a 1v1, what he said about coyotes also goes for wolves. Sure they are bigger but just like coyotes the hunt in packs and aren’t made for 1v1s the only way it could kill u is by making u bleed out or ripping out ur throat which both are very hard to do unless u sit there and fucking let it eat u.

[@alpacawithouthat987]

@@vilekami2142 Yeah, but you also have nothing on the wolf besides breaking it's bones. So I really think it comes down to who deals the most damage first because if the wolf takes out an artery it's over. If you snap the wolf's legs or neck, it's a win for you.

[@zeon5061]

wolfs are almost 3 feet tall without even standing on their hind legs. They can weigh up to 60kg ( 120ish pounds). A wolfs neck is thicker than that if a human . No way you're Snapping that. Human hands can't break bones. Al wolf will probably rip out anyone's throat before they even had a chance to do anything.

[@mq1405]

Mate, ur dreaming... a giraffe would kick u into next week

[@envoxzerth3312]

@@mq1405 nah im built different

[@seandoyle5083]

I was real confused when bird was tweeting about fighting a mountain lion but now it makes sense.

[@blakedurston]

You should definitely turn this into a series. I actually came on KZbin to find animal vs animal fights and this happened to be in my subscriber list I was surprised that you’d post this but it’s great.

[@yourboykester4099]

“Coyotes ain’t built for the 1v1” 😂😂

[@ALCentertainment]

My life’s mission is to fight a kangaroo. Just pure hands, all boxing, I would pay to do it

[@R3D-3Y3-B4ND1T]

Just go to Australia

[@xaymichael]

I Hope U Win My Guy

[@zeon5061]

Please don't. Have you seen those fuckers. They looked jacked. It'll probably kill you.

[@ALCentertainment]

@@xaymichael I Will FAM!! Just for you G 🙌 imma beat the breaks of that Kangaroo

[@ALCentertainment]

@@zeon5061 my fight with the kangaroo kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGXYZJ93lNF7ic0

[@BecomeSomething444]

I can beat a gorilla in a hand to hand fight I’m just built different 🦍

[@tyshawnalexcee5321]

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[@matthewiraheta1466]

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[@skrrt1156]

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[@erick-gc1ej]

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[@3PT.]

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[@WesgVick]

I fought a tiger once. Damn stuffed toy packed a punch lol

[@drewmays7094]

If we're talking HAND to HAND combat I could beat a T-Rex

[@thesweboy2873]

Good for you to be able to beat a skeleton. That's a tough one!

[@jaketheman9183]

@@thesweboy2873 he said that cuz T-Rex’s have tiny hands numbnuts

[@RealDerekDean]

Yooooooo Both of these replies were straight Eugenes smh

[@thesweboy2873]

@@jaketheman9183 And you can't make up rules with an alive T-Rex you fool! It will always use everything but his arms. Probably even Body Slam. You're a moron to think you can dictate what attacks an animal can use.

[@NickNakelski]

In a boxing match yeah 😆

[@armandogaitan2655]

Bro, I’m thinking a swan would drop most people lmao.

[@TheSuperhoden]

Meh. I was walking my dog and got into a fight with over 10 of those fuckers. Admittedly my dog is 190lbs and i do a lot of mma, but we won :")

[@robustgameclips6898]

Nah, it's actually pretty easy to man handle them. They're all bark no bite.

[@GenesiisDavid]

Physically, I think humans get bodied by every large predator.

[@grumpyghost1809]

Nah I am the large predator. B U I L T D I F F E R E N T

[@presleychan3625]

True, humans just don't have any natural weapons like fangs or claws. Honestly our only hope with any medium-large predator would be somehow strangling them.

[@Sam5D]

humans are superior only because our intellect allows us to make tools give a 6'1 smart fit male an unbreakable spear and we become meta

[@Steph-sk3xb]

Depends on the size and condition of the man fighting the animal I guess. 99% of men couldn't beat a puma but that mountain dude would win for sure.

[@japanesebitter1066]

Some people can take on gators and crocodiles tho but that’s about it

[@AB-gu9ui]

You forgot about kangaroos, those mofos can scrap and kick fools into oblivion

[@3elawi]

They’re natural kickboxers. They even put eachother in choke holds and shit

[@FortunePathVenerable]

The largest animal a human can take out bare hand with relative ease is a human .

[@fuitgummy7938]

Hippos are the most aggressive animal just thought u wanted to know cuz u said their underated

[@rileycox1895]

Kill the most people of any animal every year

[@SparSchwabe]

i mean yes they are dangerous but i think most of these deaths come from people not respecting them and keeping their distance

[@sto1238]

Ya they kill new people than lions

[@GabrielSilva-lp4ft]

@@rileycox1895 mosquito

[@TheOutlawMan]

Hippos are professional body stackers

[@jaealexander403]

If I see Birdman in my lobby... *IM LEAVING*

[@enormousiserratic8276]

Thanks to SBMM, this probably ain’t gonna happen bro

[@3elawi]

Imagine you’re walking with birdman and you see a penguin. You look at Birdman and he starts squaring up.

[@iamdogger5871]

I can beat all of them. I'm simply constructed alternatively.

[@TheOutlawMan]

I am merely formed uniquely.

[@yellowtitan6040]

Assembled in an unorthodox manner

[@shrekonion8307]

Im merely designed dissimilarly

[@bluepeng8895]

Me is strong

[@TruTrae]

My fabrication is rather dissimilar to the average homosapien.

[@kat06090]

Anyone who knows about the secret underground fight club, don’t talk about it 😠

[@3.6bviews19]

Rule number 1 of fight club, don’t talk about fight club

[@start2panic829]

6:08 they aint built for the 1v1s lmao

[@mrknowitall8336]

Reminded me of when someone told me he believed he could kill any animal with his bare hands. I had problems with legendary grizzly bear in RDR2 WITH guns

[@duartemorais9063]

After watching this video, I feel like goin through the forest, just knocking out random animals

[@hhPrimus]

The biggest animal i could fight and win against is maybe a tortoise- I’d be faster but I’d maybe go for the eyes. It could maybe bite back tho

[@chibbacurley62]

lemme catch my son debating hand to hand combat with a lion

[@smo-king6504]

That's a tiger chief

[@chibbacurley62]

@@smo-king6504 its the sense of it

[@smo-king6504]

@@chibbacurley62 aight even debates it at like 3 minutes so you out fine sir

[@Meatwad.Baggins]

I have actually fought a coyote in the wild. I was young and I would say a grown ass man could take one easily.

[@The_Oddasity]

so no finna talk about that 9 kill napalm strike, man even birdman paused to look at that

[@ianace6862]

We’ve gotta acknowledge the fact that this dude went from 7-4 to 44-4 in like 2 minutes. That was nuts

[@ventrova5962]

The Channel "TierZoo" answers this question pretty well

[@egotrips4810]

It calculates humans using their intelligence/ability to create tools, not what Birdman is saying in terms of 1v1 hand to hand combat fight to the death.

[@frankzatank7382]

@@egotrips4810 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioW9mH-piLdohpo he was probably thinking about this vid. He says some non-intelligent strengths at 0:43-1:03.

[@revolverparker8246]

Tiger: eating my guts ALSO TIGER: GG

[@thegodpineapple6152]

Are we fighting with clothes on? I feel like having shoes on would change the game

[@nandrolone.is.underated]

very true i would give up like 10%-20% of my strenght if i could wear any shoes i could find on the net of my liking haha

[@blxeflares6280]

My boy bird asking the important questions

[@samcharles3363]

Hippos are one of the scariest animals ever. They’re exstremly territorial and can cut you in half with their jaws plus can run faster than us

[@jaealexander403]

*If you ever see me fighting in a woods with a Grizzly bear* *HELP THE BEAR*

[@ceros1901]

🧢

[@BigBobbyWetto]

Then I'll call the ambulance...but not for you!

[@witzzy7910]

I got that reference

[@evil2862]

Poor bear never had a chance

[@IIIbbbsss]

He built different

[@wikbe2]

Soon after this video PETA wants to know your location

[@DaPhenomAce]

Animal Planet used to have a show like this back in the day and it was crazy to watch as a kid. I saw a polar bear lose to a walrus and was never the same after.

[@GoogIe_sheets]

So that’s why he was asking weird ass questions on twitter

[@grabe15]

Fighting a buck vs fighting a doe deer is like fighting Conor mcgregor vs fighting Jake Paul

[@wyatt4790]

This is the true.

[@Cecilxii]

@Lmao Phaosr lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@CodeAG4]

“We don’t have the teeth” we can break our own teeth because of the power of your jaws

[@theCODboss115]

Maybe you can take penguins on land but I heard they’re a joke online.

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

Ngl bruh, I could prolly take an elephant. I'm just made different.

[@dylanhamilton4850]

Nah bruh we ain't built different we just simply built

[@afriking]

i defeated a whale once but the cameras were off. wish u guys should see it

[@TheRPGentleman]

Your head is built different, but that's about it as far as I know.

[@beleagueredbeluga5228]

What about a wookie?

[@Trollamollex]

With or without your light saber?

[@TheMilkman04]

I used to live out in the woods in Vermont, I have a pack of coyotes in the back woods that always come around and I used to have two massive lab mixes (almost the size of mastiffs, the big one (Pluto) was about 120lbs and an aggressive border collie (only to other dogs and obviously coyotes) but we would let them out at night when they hear their coyote buddies howling and go and join them for the night, Pluto actually became the Alpha of the pack and would lead them around all night. Sadly Pluto was ran over when he was younger a couple of times, which fucked up his hips and legs so once he got old he could barely walk so we had to put him down, Midnight (the other lab) got cancer and was extremely overweight so we had to put her down as well. Crocket (border collie) we still got.

[@josephgreen4389]

Mike tyson can beat a lions and tiger ass with a mean left hook because........ "I'm Mike Thyson."

[@taahakhan2385]

I think he has a pet tiger who's now fully growned

[@reynaldomorales1100]

What's the largest animal you can beat hand to hand combat My wife

[@biohazardlnfS]

😂

[@Patrick__7]

😭😭😭

[@bucsfan2565]

Michael Vick is on that low level stuff. Birdman wants to fight the real monsters.

[@antonioc.5778]

7:50 Let me catch my son fighting penguins in the Artic 😂😂

[@winterwhittle8380]

I feel like most people could legitimately take a German Shepard if their life really was in danger, that mf only got one attack if you grab it’s neck that’s game over

[@oceanoccupant1761]

Humans gotta nasty grip. Just wish we could be like our ancestors again with some sharp ass teeth and be crazy ripped.

[@diobrando7774]

Remeber even if you are in a forewt you can pick up a rock so you won't destroy your own hands

[@kashif121101]

Have you seen a German shepard go crazy and bark at you? German Shepherd vs man gets done every day when the cops set a dog on a criminal the dog always seems to win

[@bikingman7]

I’ve played cod, I know where the r3 button is

[@kashif121101]

@chico you have to get passed a very fast and scary bite to get to its neck I would think 8 out of 10 times the German Shepherd would win

[@crablord7934]

This ain't exactly hand to hand, but one of the, if not the most famous Ancient Chinese poet Li-Bie fought off a tiger with a sword while he was mildly drunk.

[@psyK45]

Some people are just built like that

[@MsDeathGuy]

Imagine a person losing to a penguin ,how would that fight go?

[@sandro5535]

Penguins got strong wings.

[@shaunconnally4794]

This is the most random and most interesting thing to ever hit my inbox I love birdman

[@bryantnojang709]

Let me catch my son calling for back up vs a racoon

[@رجلاً-مجهول]

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