This is like being a designated driver watching your mate getting pissed.
@Goonerboy-mz1ey3 ай бұрын
Worryingly he probably only drank about a pint 🥴
@DaveBloke-tg5wv3 ай бұрын
Ha ha, and slowly watching everyone start talking bollocks!
@caeserromero30133 ай бұрын
On Fosters? How old is your mate? 6? 😂😂
@garrz323 ай бұрын
🤣
@TheAmericanDane3 ай бұрын
I’d rather be the designated driver than get drunk on any of that sh*te
@adtoa2865Ай бұрын
There was a story in Australia about the lorry driver who was delivering 10;000 bottles of fosters to an outback pub. The lorry broke down in the middle of nowhere in 40 degree heat with no shade. The driver was rescued after a nightmare 7 days. None of the bottles had been opened as he had survived by drinking his own piss.
@GeorgeSmith1066Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@SW-ok8qrАй бұрын
Is that supposed to be a joke? Of course, Only a fool would drink alcohol in heat.. 😂😂😂😂😂
@gartshorescottАй бұрын
Tennents....its not even 'beer' !
@SW-ok8qrАй бұрын
@@gartshorescott what is it then tea or coffee?
@richardwadd9769Ай бұрын
In Australia it would be a truck. No one here says lorry.
@elee61573 ай бұрын
Carling will always be my worst. Brewed with depression
@discostoo3 ай бұрын
"Brewed with depression extract" - not even the real fucking thing.
@pskourides3 ай бұрын
Thx for ur comment, nicely put :)
@drewtatt64873 ай бұрын
Carbonated piss
@waylingtons3 ай бұрын
Carling comes with fag ash readily tapped into the can.
@stepheng87793 ай бұрын
Fosters every time
@timbert46722 ай бұрын
Just in case you foreigners are wondering, Carling and Fosters are only popular in the UK because people wash their cars with it.
@westie0113uk2 ай бұрын
Don't be so stupid....... People use Glen's vodka to wash their cars
@timbert46722 ай бұрын
@@westie0113uk That’s used for cleaning the engines and components during rebuilds, it’s especially handy with old carburettor engines as since it is already classified by the automotive regulatory agency as industrial grade starting fluid.
@dinkyman85912 ай бұрын
Glucose syrup in beer? Yuk😝
@methanedirigible2 ай бұрын
@@westie0113uk Glen’s vodka is amazing tbf. It will cut through anything. Grease, oil, stomach lining. It’s a miracle liquid.
@alexflorin67402 ай бұрын
Carling was good for beginners. Boosted your confidence at drinking a lot without getting drunk 🤣🤣
@andrewward7168Ай бұрын
He's definitely finishing them all off then waking up at 3am on the kitchen floor cuddling the remnants of a donner kebab 😂
@hoilst265Ай бұрын
He definitely did the video chapters after necking all of these.
@RandallSlick3 ай бұрын
It's always a surprise how marketeers have completely exploited the Brits' complete disinterest in quality. What saps we are. Dismal.
@ArtyFactual_Intelligence2 ай бұрын
Brexit voters.....
@thefyrdman2 ай бұрын
@@ArtyFactual_Intelligence Really? You think it's Brexit voters who find slapping some European branding on something allows them to pass over quality? Get lost. I never found a single Remain voter who could tell me about the EU institutions or how they operated, but ohhhh those European vibes man; who cares about power being diffused away from the people when being in the EU makes me feel part of something continental!
@hmu053662 ай бұрын
@@thefyrdmanyeh it’s been proven. People who voted to leave are less intelligent lol
@smythharris26352 ай бұрын
@@ArtyFactual_Intelligencefound the chattering class brit..... 😅 love from Ireland.sláinte
@smythharris26352 ай бұрын
That didn't stop Madonna or Lady Gaga selling millions either😅
@EddieSpaghettiFN23 ай бұрын
If ever a man was “taking one for the team” it’s right here, drinking 9 beers purely for public interest. Legend status unlocked 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
@qpruleok57983 ай бұрын
What you on about he gave Madri, glucose syrup and all an 8 mark not that long ago, he never mentioned glucose syrup in it then 😂😂😂 I can not stand any of those shite lagers and there additives. Craft ales, bitters, ipa, stouts for me
@TheRflynn3 ай бұрын
Like watching a review of nil all draws
@jonjames73282 ай бұрын
Are you sure the UV (UVA) light traveling through the green glass of the Stella bottle gives the hops a “skunky “ taste? Thanks for your research btw.
@davidhathaway82712 ай бұрын
Absolutely what a hero! But someone had to do it! Cheers
@peterluundgren36Ай бұрын
He ended up 'looking at the microwave on the clock' 😂
@toucantex3 ай бұрын
Madri is the worst, just for the fact it isn’t Spanish or ever has been. It’s a completely made up lager only ever brewed in the uk
@chrishope90683 ай бұрын
Brewed in Tadcaster. Truly awful stuff!
@qpruleok57983 ай бұрын
He gave Madri an 8 mark not that long ago 😂😂😂 with its glucose syrup too ??????
@chris67963 ай бұрын
Madri is shite for sure
@TheKevtro1013 ай бұрын
Interesting to find out it's actually carling of old 🤔
@stupossibleify3 ай бұрын
So? I don't give a damn about the country of origin
@paulsawtell39912 ай бұрын
What a waste of time. I have a true story about Stella, back in the 80s I managed a pub which had Stella lager. There were six chaps who'd come in and drink it three times a week. One evening one of them brought it back to me at the bar saying it didn't taste right. I declined his offer to taste it but offered him a refund or another drink. However the day after I phoned our cellar service where the chap said: "Oh, complaining about the taste are they?" I said: "You know something". He told me there had been a problem at the UK brewery so they'd been importing the real stuff from Belgium.
@maxfrere48712 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@martifingers2 ай бұрын
@@maxfrere4871 Wonderful story.
@GavinAtkin2 ай бұрын
lol!
@timbert46722 ай бұрын
@@paulsawtell3991 That’s a good one! Real Belgian water source, not some bleached tap water from the UK.
@cooldood372 ай бұрын
Lived in Belgium , never drank Stella, jupiler is the most popular lager there.
@gstephenson94422 ай бұрын
Marketing this brown water to remind you of your cheap package holiday at a Spanish resort full of Brits. Truly the quintessential British drink
@mattp71363 ай бұрын
This is the equivalent to comparing different types of animal piss.
@Manos-de-Piedra3 ай бұрын
😅
@ArtyFactual_Intelligence2 ай бұрын
I bow to your experience in these matters.
@Ultraviolet132 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 and the winner is ... 🦘
@lesliehart2 ай бұрын
at least you know which are diabetic
@andydavies58172 ай бұрын
Best comment yet!! PMSL!!
@analogdistortion3 ай бұрын
It's a damn shame that in most sports / lager pubs nowadays you can't even find one decent lager on tap
@edstar78943 ай бұрын
@analogdistortion Down south some ok ones fro fake ‘craft brewers’ have crept in. Camden lager and Beavertown Lager for example. You don’t see carling or foster for example, much at all.
@analogdistortion3 ай бұрын
@@edstar7894 I don't like any of the beers you've mentioned. It would just be nice if there was a decent lager on at the lager style sports pubs. They could just serve one lager from a decent Czech or German brewery.
@looney70222 ай бұрын
I used to be a bar/cellar manager of a Scot&Newcastle pub in the mid 90s that sold Becks on draught, they bought whitbreads out and I cried when we had to change it to Kronenberg
@ArtyFactual_Intelligence2 ай бұрын
Watch the footie at home with a bottle of Fullers Golden Pride for £3
@user-zy9yg2eu5t2 ай бұрын
Stella is delish you're a mug
@madkeithpet58923 ай бұрын
I used to drink Stella back in the 1970's. It was then imported by Whitbread's and had a beautifully floral smell to it and you got the occasional piece of hop in your glass from the dryhopping that they gave it in the cask. It was strong too, five pints and you probably wouldn't be making work in a fit state the next day. Nowadays it's just an OK lager.
@stevel99143 ай бұрын
Had a mate who worked at Whitbread as a chemist.... in the late 80's/90's he was part of a group of chemists tasked with speeding up the brewing process of stella whilst matching the taste. I wonder what chemicals they added and filtered to attempt that objective
@Wimpleman2 ай бұрын
They weakened the recipe and it's nowhere near as nice. I feel like the unfiltered version is more similar to old school Stella
@philandrews1002 ай бұрын
When is the book coming out? I'll buy it! 🙂
@hewittjohn2 ай бұрын
The old 5.2% steller is still available and it’s the best. Just hard to find.
@albo25912 ай бұрын
@@hewittjohnavailable where? Where have you most recently found it?
@garyhart64212 ай бұрын
Black Label was always metallic to me. "What's the difference between Bud Light and sex in a canoe? They're both f***ing close to water." America even adds Sugar to their Bread.
@davelister29612 ай бұрын
Yep. UK white bread is c. 5g of sugar per slice, American white bread is c. 15g of sugar per slice. It's basically cake.
@lpatterson500524 күн бұрын
So do we
@The_Original_Geoff_B2 ай бұрын
As the pump in my favourite pub says - "It's lager. It tastes like lager". Small wonder the six hand pumps of real ale are always much busier.
@lpatterson500523 күн бұрын
Isn't real ale flat though and stronger?🤮
@petethompson35103 ай бұрын
What do you wanna bet that after filming, he picks an argument with a neighbour or maybe a random piece of kitchen equipment.
@olinpaul3 ай бұрын
If it's the neighbours playing that shite music he's well within his rights.
@petethompson35103 ай бұрын
@@olinpaul That shite music is pretty shite
@truthteller999993 ай бұрын
He'll put a vest on first.
@MilesRudge2 ай бұрын
All piss. Utter rubbish. If it's made by a major brewer and you drink it, your bonkers!
@SkratchersOtherWorseChannel2 ай бұрын
Can he tell the time?
@looplil30443 ай бұрын
The sad thing is that most people won't see these as the worst beers in the UK, they'll genuinely see them as 'premium' beers! It's incredible how low people's standards have become.
@PaulRandle-sc8qk3 ай бұрын
The reality is that "premium" has nothing to do with quality. It now means "more expensive because it has to pay for a huge advertising budget".
@kieranbarry81933 ай бұрын
they were always low :)
@TheKevtro1013 ай бұрын
They don't chase flavour , they just wanna get drunk
@stupossibleify3 ай бұрын
Surely what matters is your enjoyment of the beer
@liampw203 ай бұрын
How many people consider carling or fosters premium?!!
@neil13903 ай бұрын
I offered a homeless drunk,a can of Bud Light, and he said no thanks,I don't drink that piss!
@noelmajers63692 ай бұрын
The original is hardly better (having spent a few years over there...). You know that mass brewing is in a bad place when it is brewing a shite version of a beer that was never that great to begin with. All of those reproduction beers are pretty appalling.
@Spiritismo_2 ай бұрын
Did you make that up?
@jezzdavis90592 ай бұрын
If he was alcohol dependant, it'd be pointless. You'd want at least 7%.
@TheLiamMurphy2 ай бұрын
It's durt!
@markrainford12192 ай бұрын
@@Spiritismo_ 😂 Even down and outs have standards.
@paulf9487Ай бұрын
As Sean Lock referred to Carling, a driving beer.
@TheKnobCalledTone.2 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Fosters is a practical joke that Australia has played on the rest of the world for decades
@arturobandini40783 ай бұрын
Much respect to you for drinking these cans of swill in one sitting.
@GreggFellows3 ай бұрын
that looks like a line up of the usual suspects suspected of a heinous crime
@captainmeatsadventures79543 ай бұрын
The sad thing is Holsten Pils, Stella and even Bud used to be amazing beers when they imported them back in the late 80s and 90s
@gazmix5893 ай бұрын
yes lamot pils & kaltenberg too
@Swans_And_Ducks3 ай бұрын
I remember drinking Holston Pils in the late 90s until i couldn’t walk just to get a free ‘Oooo, suits you sir” T shirt in the local boozer.
@stepheng87793 ай бұрын
@@Swans_And_Ducksit's always been pi55
@ivanamassivedump87153 ай бұрын
You can still get the imported Stella's here in Coventry but you have to go to an independent off licence.
@burlatsdemontaigne61473 ай бұрын
Regular Holsten beer was very good too. Orange can. Used to see it on draught too.
@pauldonohue7536Ай бұрын
Love my ipa's, NEIPA's and craft beer, yet i have a soft spot for a carling, or a Morreti on a hot day 🤷🏼♂️ But we (the UK) need to do far better with its lagers, the Czechs and Germans put us to shame, we do craft and ciders just as good as anyone, lagers? Poor
@greyknightsrealm8251Ай бұрын
I've learned something from this, which is that it's glucose syrup that causes the bad hangovers. I never knew that. I'm an ale drinker really, but very occasionally I have been known to buy a bottle of Peroni, or similar and I've almost always woken up with a headache that often lasts the whole of the next day to some degree. I've always blamed "chemicals" in these lagers, but never really knew what they were. Sat here on my third bottle of Wye Valley HPA knowing that I'll be fine in the morning and yes, the ingredients don't mention any nasty stuff.
@GilbertSyndromeАй бұрын
The vast majority of hangovers are caused by dehydration.
@lpatterson500523 күн бұрын
Peroni brewed in Italy I got from lidl doesn't mention glucose syrup?
@davien82973 ай бұрын
Watching you get slowly sloshed and reviewing those rubbish beers is more entertaining than watching England at the euros 😀😀 Nice one Simon 👍🏻
@jokesaside92073 ай бұрын
It still amazes me how you walk through Tesco and see people pick up a crate of carling…. It isn’t even any cheaper!
@tobytroubs3 ай бұрын
The power of Marketing
@cactusdan943 ай бұрын
I think what it is, is that it is just ROUTINE for some people. For the past 25 years they have been just grabbing a crate of carling/fosters or whatever cheap crate they have on offer at the front of the shop, they probobly dont even go down the actual beer isle. Alot of people who started drinking in the 70s/80s and even 90s are like it. What i think it is, is back then, the supermarkets didnt have the massive selections we do now. It was probobly just a a small selection of cheap lagers, then a few different ales. My Dad loves trying all the "craft" beers, but even to this day, he just grabs a 4 pack of boddingtons or fosters, purely out of habit.
@garyfowkes8794Ай бұрын
Washing piss water
@GeorgeSmith1066Ай бұрын
I genuinely feel sorry for those people when I see them with their precious mega-pack of Carling. I love all kinds of booze but would rather never drink anything ever again than touch that stuff. Bloody awful!
@apolloniusbeitsman5444Ай бұрын
Tes cooperates
@gar64463 ай бұрын
My pet hate is formerly premium beers that have been moved downwards to fill a role in a conglomerates portfolio or line up usually after a take over or merger. Lowenbräu for example.
@71simonforrester2 ай бұрын
Hear hear
@hmu053662 ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@nathangamble1252 ай бұрын
So we now have low brow Lowenbräu?
@71simonforrester2 ай бұрын
@@nathangamble125 That is hilarious, but unfortunately true. I loved Lowenbrau when I first started drinking beer
@jetpigeon8758Ай бұрын
I have been drinking beer all my adult life, and I have tried all of the beers mentioned, and San Miguel is in my opinion the finest UK brewed Lager beer. Fosters and Carling are for non drinkers.
@worldofenigma19 күн бұрын
Have you tried Freedom brewery? They do some lagers I think, and brewed in the UK/England. There is also West brewery I think based in Glasgow.
@Twittler12 ай бұрын
Moretti was an old, high quality brewer in Italy. Heineken bought it, and the first thing they did was close Moretti’s two breweries. Ever since it’s ‘brewed’ in the Netherlands and the UK. It’s been decades since a single drop of Birra Moretti was produced in Italy. I like Czech lagers, but only the ones brewed in Moravia and Bohemia. I really liked Staropramen. Draught, can or bottle, all brewed in Czechia. One day, I got a few bottles, cracked open the first one, and it was disgusting. I knew immediately what the problem was - looked on the back of the bottle, and it was brewed in the UK. Thankfully, if you find it on keg, that’s still brewed in Czechia (I think). At home, Czech brewers still brew in accordance with the ‘Rheinheitsgebot’, the sadly now unenforceable German purity law. Holsten. I used to drink draught Holsten, the regular lager, in my local in the 1970s. It was brewed in Hamburg, and was delicious. Holsten Pils was also from Hamburg, but only available in cans or bottles, even in Hamburg! Like Carlsberg Special Brew, it was revolting, sweet and overly malty, and only drunk by those with no taste buds and determined to get pissed as fast as possible. They were both high ABV, the Carlsberg SB at around 9%, the Holsten Pils about 7%. In the pub one day, got my usual pint of Holsten, and it was horrible. I asked the cellarman about it, and he told me it was now brewed in the UK! I went back to Light and Bitter! Stella used to be lovely beer, I remember the ads in the 70s, extolling its slow maturation. It was six weeks! Then it disappeared for a while - I believe the brewery went bust, and it took a while for someone to take it over. It went to a big corp, and suddenly reappeared, with a strong marketing campaign. It was still 6%, but was nasty, and the premium price had gone. It now cost the same as all the other rubbish, and was brewed in the Netherlands and the pint I was drinking in the UK. It was from that time on that it started to get its horrible nickname, ‘wife-beater’. Not too long ago, there seemed to be an attempt to take it upmarket again to counter that name; I saw the ads extolling its long maturation time - one (1) week!!!! The only lagers I’ll buy on draught now in a pub are Budweiser/Buvar, Staropramen (for now), and Pilsner Urquell. Otherwise, it’s Draught Ale for me. At home, I’ll have B/B, PU, a few other imported Czech beers, beers from local Bavarian Rheinheitsgebot breweries (Augustinierbräu Helles Vollbier is a favourite), and, strangely, Carlsberg Export! I find its taste and mouth feel pleasing, with no unpleasant aftertaste. And yes, it’s brewed in the UK!!!! Now, if only I could find Fischer’s beer from France in the UK. That really is nice, again still brewed to Rheinheitsgebot rules by Bräurerie /Brasserie Fischer in Alsace; it’s a small family owned brewery. At least it was; I hope it’s still a thing!
@RS-xq6je2 ай бұрын
Theres still beers sold that claim they are brewed in accordance with it only x4 natural ingredients i think it claims
@Twittler12 ай бұрын
@@RS-xq6je That’s right - water, malted barley, hops and yeast. Under that law, before it was overturned, any brew with any other ingredient(s) couldn’t be called beer in Germany without a modifier, ie; wheat beer, rice beer, etc, etc. Any brewer still claiming to brew in accordance with it that actually isn’t is committing a variety of consumer law offences.
@RS-xq6je2 ай бұрын
@@Twittler1 interesting thanks. At the moment I really like aldi rheinbacher 4.5% (but tastes higher) £3.50 for x4 500mls the price is right and for me it tastes better than the more pricey stuff. Used to love Stella but it's changed so much, I liked their unfiltered version for a while but now it just doesn't taste the same. I've always been picky with my beer
@StraitKnopfler2 ай бұрын
That's interesting. I'm not saying you're wrong but I remember very distinctly there being 330ml cans of Moretti that stated they were brewed in Italy. I recall it because I used to actively seek them out. I'm not sure if they're still available, but this was about two years ago. I agree that all bottles and 440ml cans I've seen say they are brewed in the UK. Edit: After searching online I've found that to definitely be the case. Moretti appears to not have its own distinct breweries in Italy anymore, but it is produced in Heineken's plants in Italy. So there is still Moretti brewed in Italy, just not in Moretti breweries.
@Twittler12 ай бұрын
@@StraitKnopfler I think I read somewhere a while back that the Manabrea brewery may have something to do with that, but don’t hold me to it.
@billyboy98103 ай бұрын
It's no wonder we have so many people dying of diabetes in this country. They're all sitting there in their compression socks drinking sugar added shite and enjoying it. A great British brewed lager would be fantastic but I would still go for German lager all day long, cheers Simon, taking one for the team once again.
@heiltd12863 ай бұрын
If you bothered to look there are some great British lagers. I'm astonished by the complete absence of inquisitiveness that most people exhibit.
@t00ty_fru1ty3 ай бұрын
Try west brewery st.mungo made in Glasgow. Set up by a German micro student then sold on, but the beer remained great. Perfect German lager! BTW draught about Scotland it is amazing and won German awards.
@noggintube2 ай бұрын
Ansbach and Hobday are worth a look for nice British Lager too. Their Kolsch style is really nice, along with Ansbacher.
@sixtysecondsofstephens23863 ай бұрын
Frustrating when it's sold as a foreign beer when it's not.
@mickbanner2 ай бұрын
It's called a recipe. Just like Chinese/Indian food made with British produce. Passing on fermentation processes and slightly different ingredients
@mattysmith832 ай бұрын
American diners are everywhere in the UK. Should they be banned?
@ambrosejeremiah78692 ай бұрын
The customer is always .........................Bamboozled. I have the knowledge of the breweries' operations which soothes me as I drink my knockoff copy of Stella.
@thatladfromsheffield2 ай бұрын
It....frustrates you?
@maxhaughton19642 ай бұрын
@@mickbanner Well, quite, Chinese and indian food in the uk is usually nothing like the "real thing" unless you go somewhere at a higher price point
@MalcolmXpat3 ай бұрын
carling isnt 4%, they have previously been to court regarding false advertising, its closer to 3.7%. unbelievably they somehow got away without prosecution and can legally advertise it as 4%
@jammybizzle6663 ай бұрын
It's + or - 0.5% tolerance on labelled ABV I think
@MalcolmXpat3 ай бұрын
@@jammybizzle666 Carling advertises the lager as 4% alcohol by volume (ABV) but it has been brewed at 3.7% since 2012. ABV was reduced in order to cut tax on Carling products, the firm said during a hearing brought by HMRC. According to EU laws relating to the labelling of alcohol, products are allowed an ABV tolerance of +0.5% or -0.5% on products between 1.2% and 5.5% ABV. Carling are cutting their ABV by over 7%. Scandalous.
@MrGloverLover2 ай бұрын
Not true @@MalcolmXpat
@ArtyFactual_Intelligence2 ай бұрын
Cats are known not to produce anything remotely comparable to 3.8%
@couchslouch13Ай бұрын
I think most of the beers in this video are 0.5% less ABV than advertised
@JohnRoper-h4bАй бұрын
Bottled San Miguel is brewed in Wolverhampton, not Burton, there's no glucose syrup listed in ingredients and I think its delicious!
@colonel_carlitoАй бұрын
you certainly need to try san miguel in the philippines where it’s from. absolutely delicious
@grahamoliver5370Ай бұрын
At least they're making something in this country. But I'd rather drink the British fake Spanish beer Madri over Fosters 7 days of the week. Personal choice obviously.
@caeserromero30133 ай бұрын
Fosters only became popular in the UK due to the Barry McKenzie cartoon strip in the early 70's. They chose Fosters lager for the character as it was recognised amongst the Australians as being an absolute joke of a beer. But Brits didn't realise, started buying it in large quantities and Fosters pushed it to the limit with the successful Paul Hogan adverts in the 80's.
@markf32292 ай бұрын
No one in Australia drinks that cat piss Fosters
@robertscriven6022 ай бұрын
Yes no one in Australia really drinks Fosters. There are so many better ones over there. And here for that matter....
@caeserromero30132 ай бұрын
@@robertscriven602 Yeah, I like VB. Used to be able to get it in Tesco but for some reason they stopped selling it more than 10 years ago....
@AcesH1gh2 ай бұрын
Vaginal backwash @@caeserromero3013
@paulbaker94552 ай бұрын
They call it skippy piss
@pompeyjim3 ай бұрын
Amstel for me. That dog shit was the last straw for me a few years back, and made me go looking for decent beer.
@heeeeeyyyyyyyyy3 ай бұрын
Amstel in the Netherlands is so much better, it’s night and day different.
@SlurpyDave2543 ай бұрын
I had Amstel in Spain...couldn't get half way down the pint, absolutely dreadful stuff
@TheBigMidweek18893 ай бұрын
It's one of those things you only buy once.
@71simonforrester2 ай бұрын
It's always the beer available in a cheap all inclusive hotel too!
@andymcgrath22362 ай бұрын
Here in England we are good at cider and craft beer Best lagers are Czech and German you don't get hang overs with them english lagers are full of chemicals Fosters is the worst beer ever
@Wimpleman2 ай бұрын
Nah, Carling is worse. Fosters last time I checked just tasted of absolutely nothing, whereas Carling abuses your taste buds.
@Corky3412 ай бұрын
I used to ger regular hangovers from 'one too many' Warsteiner, when I lived in Soest. :-)
@EvoraGT4302 ай бұрын
@@Corky341 Another name for Warsteiner is of course "wobbly".
@arto97752 ай бұрын
My da says that all the time about German beer, never listened to him tho lol. Is it actually true?
@Wimpleman2 ай бұрын
@@arto9775 only 1 way to find out!
@tubesomething14 күн бұрын
Interesting, as I'm partial to a St. Miguel or a Birra Moretti. I wouldn't touch any of the others with a bargepole unless it's in a lager shandy in a pub that I've been forced into. I appreciate the approach to testing them all - you're a brave man!
@CM-dw3ghАй бұрын
The look of disapointment after the swigs on the first two are priceless😊
@jameskrell43923 ай бұрын
The things you do to enlighten the masses about Britain's rip of fake beer 😂🍺 This is wrong and should be made illegal, after all you can’t call a Cornish pasty Cornish if its made in Devon.
@truthteller999993 ай бұрын
If you buy a pasty in Devon, you can just call it BETTER.
@jameskrell43923 ай бұрын
@@truthteller99999 You could do but I wouldn’t. I live in Devon and I can tell you the places in Cornwall where you can buy excellent pasties, well above average. From Lands End to Liskard, I can’t say the same for Devon.
@truthteller999993 ай бұрын
@@jameskrell4392 Well, I could tell you where to buy amazing pasties in Devon, but I won't waste my time, as you've already closed your mind and don't deserve them.
@biscuit42592 ай бұрын
It was when we were in the EU - there’s a directive that we participated in developing to protect regional produce.
@kavasir70422 ай бұрын
@@biscuit4259 They actually removed protected status for Newcastle brown ale, then they shifted production down south to tadcaster or something and that was when we were in the EU...doesn't taste the same either.
@chrisbartram66443 ай бұрын
"What's the difference between Bud Light and sex in a canoe?" "They're both f**king close to water"
@alanthomson12273 ай бұрын
Thanks to Python .
@steve-bk1qd3 ай бұрын
boom boom
@chollis3803 ай бұрын
Shouldn’t that be what’s the similarities, and not what’s the difference?
@thisisnotforalltosee18753 ай бұрын
Would that sex in a canoe involve Dylan Mulvaney....?
@johnharley51573 ай бұрын
Yeah, brewed in Mortlake - literal translation, "Dead Water" - exactly what it is...
@noescape99233 ай бұрын
A north american hall of shame is required- budweiser, coors, canadian molson etc. All taste like sh!t.
@jackaubrey86143 ай бұрын
Michelob (brewed in the US) used to be pretty decent - never could stand the rest.
@snowballsvlogs6212 ай бұрын
Stella in the states at 5.6% on draft is a good beer.
@1977Futre2 ай бұрын
I used to love michelob@@jackaubrey8614
@jkmb5758Ай бұрын
@@jackaubrey8614 20 years ago, I spent 2 years in the States. I was quite fond of the Michelob Amberbock.
@WalesRadioАй бұрын
Americans have come to prefer sweetness in everything. Whether that is evolution or the power of advertising is a matter of debate.
@NewsJunky19662 ай бұрын
I don't particularly like lagers and prefer German wheat beers. However there's one fairly nice lager/beer that remains brewed in its country of origin, Super Bock. A Portuguese Lager Beer with 35 Consecutive Gold Medals. Its ingredients are stated as: Water, Barley Malt, Unmalted Cereals (Maize and Barley), Hops. Only made in Portugal and only comes in bottles.
@Sabhail_ar_Alba11 күн бұрын
The Portuguese Crystal beer (5.1 ABV) is also very good - Water, malted barley, un-malted cereals (maize and barley), hops
@Connorthecob2 ай бұрын
So informative! You've singlehandedly changed my future drinking choices mate - subscribed! 🍻
@sdw_713 ай бұрын
A friend of mine only ever has all these crappy brands in his fridge. Whenever he offers me one I politely decline and ask for a cup of tea instead!
@helenloughton24182 ай бұрын
Surprised you have friends supporting that shit club
@ricolasroc58902 ай бұрын
Love this video. The passion and loathing of these beers is special.
@ChocolateTampon2 ай бұрын
I once went out with a girl and her surname was Carling. Two fingers for head was accurate.
@ArtyFactual_Intelligence2 ай бұрын
Went down a treat I guess.
@bigbywolf5862 ай бұрын
😂 best comment, bravo 😂
@IIJAMZYII2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@garylancaster86122 ай бұрын
😂
@carlt926525 күн бұрын
Victoria malaga is the best when a actually on tap in the costa del sol its lovely
@Mrmallet77725 күн бұрын
Im not taking advice from a guy who pours beers like that 😂
@pastyman0013 ай бұрын
How is this allowed. I used to work in what was Dept of Trade & Industry Consumer Affairs policy covering origin marking. You could put a geographic place name on a product even if not from there so long as you put a corrective place & description on there so as not to mislead consumers. While I'm at it, all British Lager is absolute rubbish and not at all good for you as full of chemicals . Ale is way better.
@garethwilliams9763 ай бұрын
Which is the worst is a matter of personal preference but one thing is undeniable. Making purchasers believe by labelling that a beer has been brewed abroad when it has not and only having a tiny note on the rear of the can denoting the true origin is deceitful and should be banned. The origin should be prominently stated on the front of the can and on the pump.
@Spica10003 ай бұрын
Well, for me, larger is always inferior to proper ale. Having said that, I personally don’t think you’re getting the best experience out of a can anyway, should always be from a bottle! Cans always make the beer gassy and taint the flavour some what
@josephberrie95503 ай бұрын
ffs mate its lager it says it on all the cans and bottles......DUH
@Spica10003 ай бұрын
@@josephberrie9550 I suppose you know what your on about! I vertically don’t ! Have another can, think you’ve already had a couple !
@1972hermanoben2 ай бұрын
Cans don’t impair a beer’s flavour any more than a keg will 😅, cans can’t leak gas but capped bottles can to a small degree. Either way, I agree there isn’t a single ‘beer’ in this test that’s really going to stand up favourably against a decent well-kept ale.
@mjudec2 ай бұрын
Odd, because cans should allow the beer to be fresher. The important thing in all cases is to pour into a glass as both cans and bottles are over carbonated to improve storage. I used to enjoy ale but since it went all craft and super super choppy it's been ruined for me. Proper Helles or Pilsner remains my preference, though not the crap these craft breweries wrongly label pilsner or helles.
@bens14912 ай бұрын
Always wondered why I had a strong dislike for San Miguel, now all is clear. Great Vid
@Shagyamum2 ай бұрын
Carlsberg, fosters, or cruzcampo. Taste like stale piss.
@IIJOSEPHXII3 ай бұрын
My local off licence was carrying imported San Miguel and it was great. Had a really distinct flavour. I used to get a can every few days. Then one day I was drinking a can and the flavour had gone. Looked on the label and it said "Brewed in the UK"
@mjudec2 ай бұрын
To be honest, Spanish San Miguel isn't great. Best lagers here are Alhambra reserva (the green one) and estrella Galicia. Happily you can get estrella Galicia in the UK now, I believe. And it's properly imported. Spanish beers generally are quite light, so may be less well suited to UK climate where a more robust taste is wanted. German beers are great for that, but always read the label... I can still get proper Belgian Stella Artois and it's night and day from the horrific stuff in the UK. I live near Gibraltar so can easily sample both.
@georgeyboy81862 ай бұрын
@@mjudecI'm going to try an estrella Galicia next time I see one thanks for the tip
@grimTales12 ай бұрын
I found the imported San Miguel once as well
@1977Futre2 ай бұрын
Happens all the time. Happened with Becks. Used to love it. sharp and bitter...really drinkable. Then one day nothing. Moved to UK.
@mjudec2 ай бұрын
@@1977Futre Becks must've been ages ago. I remember hating becks but having it one night in Berlin (back 2010) and realising it was completely different.
@AndrewSmith-ug8tz2 ай бұрын
Thankfully, I live in Bavaria, Germany. Until the EU overturned the 500 year old German Purity law, due to EU rules on trade agreements, it was ILLEGAL to sell these fake, chemical, beers in Germany, ILLEGAL! The mystery to me is, why do they call it lager in the first place? no one else does, lager means store/warehouse in German. Beer is called bier!
@stuwhite23372 ай бұрын
I remember reading about the German beer purity laws when I was studying economics in the early 90's in the run up to the 1992 Maastricht treaty. Not one of the EU's finer moments.
@354sd2 ай бұрын
What's the best German beer?
@stuwhite23372 ай бұрын
@@354sd if you go to Germany then beer you buy in the local bar is usually the best!
@gbentley81762 ай бұрын
Is lager not a wagon encampment? Suppose they drank it there; hate the gassy UK rubbish.
@bazpearce99932 ай бұрын
I used to enjoy a can or four of Stein. I'm not sure how well it goes down there, but i remember it being tasty compared to the regular.
@steve-bk1qd3 ай бұрын
Cruzcampo 'Seville' ...coming at you from an industrial estate in some Godawful part of the UK - Salud mis amigos !
@nickvickers34862 ай бұрын
Cruzcampo has a pretty shitty rep here in Spain, although when it is 40 degrees in Andalusia a few cañas of it will go down quite well!
@SQUIZZLER242 ай бұрын
Fosters is the only lager I’ve ever had that gave me a raging hangover off just two pints. Wasn’t even pissed, just felt genuinely ill after drinking it and woke up the next morning with a blasting headache. The whole time I was drinking it, it had this weird sensation it was “beer-flavoured soft drink” rather than actual beer, with a strong metallic tinge, as if the can had leeched into it, despite then being brand new cans straight off the shelf. Absolutely horrendous.
@alexfenton2292 ай бұрын
Agreed! It's the only weak lager that gives me the arse and makes me aggressive after a couple of pints 😂
@nicholascarrington42022 ай бұрын
I believe that some weaker beers have cogeners added. They are natural product from the brewing procee, but they're the compounds that give you the hangover. Methanol is probably the worst it breaks down into formic acid and formaldehyde(used as a preservative in such things as embalming fluid and those nice specimens you see in glass jars in museums). The darker the drink, the more cogeners.
@jodyswallow1008Ай бұрын
Half a pint of Fosters kills me the next day. I avoid the stuff at all cost.
@Mrmallet77725 күн бұрын
3.7 percent why bother
@mindematt2 ай бұрын
All of UK lagers are worst than the worst. Imported lagers only and Belgium beers the way to go! 🍻
@MadMarchTaffy3 ай бұрын
I am convinced that there is a brewery in Burton with only one massive brewing vat and a canning line with all the Euro Fizz brands that go through it - same stuff - different cans
@alexlangford62913 ай бұрын
I bet Simons garden hasn't got any slugs.
@robinho1978.3 ай бұрын
Not any live ones that’s for sure
@stevebrand16192 ай бұрын
@@robinho1978. Never heard the term drunk as a slug though😂.
@billd100012 ай бұрын
@@stevebrand1619 beer traps for slugs is an old method of slug Annihilation, any cheap shite beer will do
@stevebrand16192 ай бұрын
@@billd10001 of course i knew that but the fate of hung over slugs is rather extreme😥
@davebellamy4867Ай бұрын
Not now anyway!😂🤣😅
@MrModamanReviews3 ай бұрын
I can't believe that anyone would be surprised that light, commercial lagers are on the sweet side.
@MKOFT3N2 күн бұрын
Why San Miguel is the most popular beer in the UK I will never know. Finishing a can of it is a real challenge.
@johnnyfreespeech58152 ай бұрын
I remember a few years ago Tesco Extras were selling much smaller cans of San Miguel Especial (I think they were 330ml like soft drink cans) and we were drinking them in the workshop every day after work in the summer at the car dealership I worked in at the time. They tasted nicer than the cans that you get now and were also 5.4% All the other ‘beers’ here I wouldn’t touch with a barge pole though… Edit - I just found out that those smaller 5.4% beers were imports. No wonder they suddenly disappeared from shops after a few months and no wonder they tasted so good lol. My old man worked at the same place as me and he in particular loved them, I’ve just bought a load of 500ml imports off the web as a nice summer treat for him. Happy days!
@matt-ir1xqАй бұрын
I've always liked a san Miguel tbh and much prefer it over fosters or carling. Pretty shocked it came the bottom of his list but yeah the taste has somewhat gone to shit over the years. I find the 600ml bottles taste the best these days.
@terrylalley3 ай бұрын
Full bodied review. Excellent viewing. Your bravery in drinking some of that, deserves a medal.
@johnbailey46183 ай бұрын
The whole UK lager brewers need a big shake up , and start making proper larger . Absolutely no reason why we can't have a decent home brewed larger in the uk
@Ken_oh5453 ай бұрын
Who wrote this, Loadsamoney? He was always 'larging' it 😂
@chrish2153 ай бұрын
It does. But why should beer be sabotaged by tax. We have high living costs and nothing to show for it.
@heiltd12863 ай бұрын
It's 'Lager' not 'Larger'. What's concerning is that people like you will be voting in the upcoming General Election.
@jimmymcguire82173 ай бұрын
@@heiltd1286put that can of Stella down 😂
@heiltd12863 ай бұрын
@@jimmymcguire8217 I don't drink Stella. Stella Unfiltered on occasions.
@Jonsson4742 ай бұрын
Correction. Holsten is still brewed I Hamburg. In Altona. Altona is a Hamburg district. It’s just not brewed in the old brewery since Carlsberg bought it.
@MrGoogle-f4j2 ай бұрын
Last I checked, Kronnenbourg that is brewed in UK is brewed with Finings and so in my opinion it SHOULD be on the worst list. Its cutting corners and if I wanted fish in or with my beer I would just drink a good beer with some seafood😂 With that said beer should be simple? What you reckon?🤷🏻♂️ Veggies beware!
@greva29042 ай бұрын
I’m about to admit to sacrilege… I actually really like Kronnenberg! Moretti can be ok in small doses, the rest of this lot I avoid like the plague. In fact I’m proud to say I’ve never drunk a single sip of Carling, Fosters or Madri. Or in fact any of the others featured here, come to think of it.
@MrGoogle-f4j2 ай бұрын
With all that said, kronnie does still a bit better than carlsberg, carling and fosters. If I had only these to choose of course
@Twittler12 ай бұрын
@@MrGoogle-f4j All beers everywhere, except unfiltered varieties, have finings added AFTER brewing. It’s not ‘cutting corners’, it’s established practice, part of the maturation stage. Most large corporate brewers now use artificial finings, whereas most smaller and more traditional ones still use dried and very finely ground fish swim bladders (essentially ballast/buoyancy tanks). Finings are added after filtering to drag unwanted solids down to the bottom of the tank/barrel/whatever, where they settle as ‘dregs’. They completely settle out of the beer. Without finings, that process would take weeks, and still wouldn’t be complete - finings do the job very quickly and far more thoroughly. Also without finings, your beer would be cloudy and full of tiny, slowly decaying floaters; yum! Do try and find out about stuff before broadcasting your ignorance.
@MrGoogle-f4j2 ай бұрын
@@Twittler1 i did find out, its unoficially called the German standard. 4 ingredients only. And should in theory like Heineken, holsten and many others be suitable for a vegetarian which I am not by any means - but is a good indication and entry standard for competitive brewing. P.s the french Kronnenbourg does NOT use finng so wrong again. Its a UK thing.
@Twittler12 ай бұрын
@@MrGoogle-f4j Finings aren’t an ingredient, they’re a clearing agent, aren’t used in brewing the beer, and don’t remain in it. They don’t dissolve in water. They join the other ‘impurities’ at the bottom of the tank, and are drained away. Most breweries don’t use swim bladder finings any more - they use artificial, non-soluble agents instead. They probably call them clearing agents or some such. What I do know is that if the beer is perfectly clear, it’s been fined, whatever has been used to do that. All beer. Everywhere. No exceptions.
@davidgallagher165Ай бұрын
Im 70 and I've been drinking Stella Artois since i was old enough and still do. The best thing ever to come out of Belgium 🇧🇪. Was even better at 5.2 abv.
@Snowdog2711Ай бұрын
You clearly haven't tasted Leffe (and that's just for starters amongst Belgian beers)
@extramild13 ай бұрын
Do these brewers hold their customers in contempt?
@heiltd12863 ай бұрын
If you look at the people who drink these beers, you'll see that the contempt is justified.
@Fitzrovialitter3 ай бұрын
@@heiltd1286Astute.
@nigelwatson27503 ай бұрын
The guys at Maku Brewing in Finland were singing your praises, Simon. I was drinking their excellent beer all weekend at the Iskelmä music festival in Pori.
@holycannoli642 ай бұрын
I wondered why this came up in my recommendations 😂 God bless you, Nigel.
@martinroberts43913 ай бұрын
You missed Corona, which is now brewed in the UK. Was one of my favourite beers, I served in the royal Navy for 12 years and knew that no matter where in the world you stopped Corona would always taste the same. The flavour profile changed a few years back and that coincided with the brewing coming to the UK
@71simonforrester2 ай бұрын
That's rough , the original was really good at not giving you a hangover!
@ihallsworth24 күн бұрын
My Dad once got hold of Australian brewed castlemaine XXXX. So much better than the stuff brewed in Burton
@paulhannan97392 ай бұрын
Fosters = "WET ... but not too bad ... the best fake International beer" 😁 Carling = "Mucky" 🤔 Madri = "Exactly the same as Carling" 😮 Carlsberg = "Very sweet, very very sweet"😮 Bud Light = "Sweet, sweet, sweet ... it's like a Haribo!" 🤕 Stella = "Skunky!"😵💫😵💫😵💫 Moretti = "Sweet, sweet, sweet, .... actually, that's not too bad" 🤔 San Miguel = "Atrocious ... everything you don't want in a beer ... really is a horror beer" 🤢 Holsten = "Sweet, sweet, sweet, ... like a melted Haribo!" 🤮🤮🤮 Top class critical opinion. Much appreciated. 🤩👍
@Etalex773 ай бұрын
Guys, it's pretty easy: Just avoid any lagers under 5% and those made with maize, glucose syrup or rice. This way you'll likely be ok. It's not 100% waterproof, but a good rule of thumb.
@marcustankus44243 ай бұрын
Glucose syrup is the work of the devil , A USA food and drink filler to bulk it out the product as cheaply as possible .
@pgf2893 ай бұрын
I don't think they even have to label that though, I'm sure some of the Polish lagers (which are decent compared to the shit he's just drunk) have something like that in which adds sweetness, but you won't see it listed on the can...
@nickbrown64573 ай бұрын
What lagers are 5% and over and available in the supermarket or local shop? San Miguel, Holsten, any others? I can't think of any. I'm all in favour of stronger and nicer lager, but often can't find anything in my local shop.
@Etalex773 ай бұрын
@@nickbrown6457 Budvar, Staropramen, Tyskie, or, if you can't find those, Heineken. Tyskie and Heineken are not great beers, but are much better than any of the crap showcased in this video.
@digitig2 ай бұрын
Rice can be ok if it's traditional for the brewing region - basically south and east Asia. *If* it's done well.
@nedseagoon51013 ай бұрын
I used to love an Aussie beer in the 90s called Victoria Bitter. It came in a stubby bottle with a green label. It was quite malty. You don’t see it anywhere now.
@stephen15622 ай бұрын
VB Bitter a kind of cross between bitter and lager, brewed in Melbourne. Excellent stuff
@lesliehart2 ай бұрын
absolute crap, the best is Boags or Cascade
@stephen15622 ай бұрын
@@lesliehart Thanks for your insightful comment Leslie
@andrewcarter19662 ай бұрын
Remember drinking Victoria Bitter in OZ in stubbie bottles in the 80s. Genuine CUB beers out of Melbourne, inc Fosters, totally different to what appeared in UK. Ice cold midi glasses on drafts absolutely hit the spot.
@ratttttyyy2 ай бұрын
@@lesliehart Aussie beer is generally pretty crap IMO. You're much better at wine.
@pubert48453 ай бұрын
Absolutely right, San Miguel is utterly foul.
@Manos-de-Piedra3 ай бұрын
Not worse than carling
@DamonSlater2 ай бұрын
Where can I buy non-UK brewed lagers?? And which ones would your recommend? Even Staropramen, Pravha, Peroni, CruzCampo, Asahi, they all seem to be brewed in the UK
@dexterbeef11322 ай бұрын
Your local Polish shop usually has a range of Lagers, some of which are actually quite drinkable!
@albo25912 ай бұрын
All of those drinks would be considered‘premium’ in a supermarket or pub but ive tried them all time and time again and i find a glass/bottle of any of them hard to finish.. they go flat and taste bad. Asahi is absolutely terrible, they advertised that hard on james may in japan then it was all over the place in England
@neilstorey47722 ай бұрын
Aldi sell some nice German larger reasonable price as well for a pint bottle
@brendanpells912Ай бұрын
Lidl, Aldi. Just double check the label. The Twoj polish supermarket in Nottingham has a good selection of beers from central and eastern Europe.
@harriergr7728Ай бұрын
I import my favourite beer (Bier) from Salzburg, it’s called Stiegl, It works out at £3.24 for a 500ml can. The downside is that you have to buy 24 cans, shame that. Austrian Food UK is where you can find it.
@judeskii2 ай бұрын
First time I have found this channel. Great work. Learned so much about green bottle taste issues and Burton water . As a non UK person i do find it odd that there are no real genuine UK lagers. I used to enjoy the Guinness hophouse 13 (yes, Irish) but it seems to have disappeared off supermarket shelves. Had a lovely unique taste.
@-Pol-2 ай бұрын
Yes, me too and it was friends that introduced me to it. It was popular by word of mouth and not premium priced . I wonder why it's disappeared?
@lukedaniels77502 ай бұрын
There's plenty of genuine UK lagers. Try Lost and Grounded Keller Pils to start.
@ravenhandleyАй бұрын
@@-Pol- still available in Ireland and NI - i was in belfast a couple of weeks ago and was delighted to see it
@DaleSteel3 ай бұрын
That moretti is stronger than you think and leaves you a rocking hangover
@DavidB-py8nz3 ай бұрын
Si wasn't you saying madri was a good lager when you initially reviewed it a year or 2 ago? I thought you was quite positive about it!
@andrewsteer88603 ай бұрын
There’s zero reason to have to buy anything like this, pretty much every supermarket these days sells at least 1 proper, German lager, even Stella unfiltered is brewed by Camden Town brewing company and is a relatively inexpensive step up from this garbage!
@pigknickers29753 ай бұрын
I'm not an expert but didn't Camden (where I live) get bought into Heineken?
@andrewsteer88603 ай бұрын
@@pigknickers2975 they did, you’re absolutely right but they’ve sort of been left alone as I think they were already profitable. Most of their beers are still somewhat decent
@GrahamWalters2 ай бұрын
Madri is brewed by the same brewery that make Coors and Carling, it's got no Spanish heritage whatsoever and is totally brewed in the UK. Most of these beers are fine in the country of origin, it's Allied Breweries that ruin them. Moretti in the UK is like cats piss compared to Moretti in Italy.
@markcallaghan83892 ай бұрын
agree not even a full 5% abv cats piss.
@ingopaul672 ай бұрын
Allied Breweries was merged into Carlsberg-Tetley in the mid 90s, so not been around for years. Bass (Molson Coors), Allied Breweries (Carlsberg-Marstons), Whitbread (AB InBev) have all been responsible for these fake foreign beers, not to mention destroying our brewing heritage.
@mufc7557Ай бұрын
I like moretti .. 660 with a pizza god stuff
@colonel_carlitoАй бұрын
moretti in italy is what all the homeless drink..cheap and nasty
@ihallsworth24 күн бұрын
Thing is if you throw millions behind an advertising campaign ansd do things like sponsor the premier league then you can con the masses.
@michaelporteous30833 ай бұрын
Home Bargains got Spanish brewed Mahou 4 pack 330ml bottles for £4.99 just now ,what a difference in quality compared to other UK brewed Spanish beers
@scottb59073 ай бұрын
Mahou is really great.
@MLAM1683 ай бұрын
Victoria Malaga is much better than Mahou IMO.
@scottb59073 ай бұрын
@@MLAM168 I agree that it's better but I wouldn't say it's much better.
@Jbaxter7363 ай бұрын
hi Simon That is why I do not buy Heineken-branded products produced in Manchester. I would rather spend my money at the lights of Robinsons or Joseph Holt, or smaller local breweries in Greater Manchester and the north-west of England.
@markmanc-zw3td3 ай бұрын
Holts bitter - bang on mate , but their lagers are good too !
@Jbaxter7363 ай бұрын
@@markmanc-zw3td Yeah, correct, my friend. The lager I'll drink on draft is Joseph Holt's Diamond Premium Lager.
@briandawkins9843 ай бұрын
Heineken is corn syrup like- dreadful stuff. 🇨🇦
@markmanc-zw3td3 ай бұрын
@@Jbaxter736 When I was younger, there were lots of choices of beers from smaller Gtr Mcr breweries- Boddingtons (not at Strangeways & crap now imo) Holts, Wilsons, Lees, Oldham Brewery,Hydes, Robinsons, Chesters (under Whitbread moved from Gorton to Salford) And if that wasn't enough you'd get the odd Tetleys from over the hill in Yorkshire Leeds.
@Jbaxter7363 ай бұрын
@@markmanc-zw3td Samuel Smith also had quite a lot of pubs in the Salford area back then, and they were also from Yorkshire.
@Gilberto903 ай бұрын
I feel like part of the problem is that Burton water and Burtonised water is great for ales but for lagers it’s no good. I wonder what the composition of the water in Pilsen is like? I did have a can of UK Cruzcampo recently and I was surprised that I didn’t find it too bad and I felt it tasted similar enough to the original; although it’s been a few years since I had some in Spain and it wasn’t really one of my preferred beers there anyway.
@Bloomazz2 ай бұрын
I recently had a year in Australia, hearing the usual Fosters jokes about it being piss and so they export it. Couldn't find it anywhere, saw a can of it floating around the street once. Finally when I got back home I had a pint as my first when I got back. Hands down better than any of the draught I had in Australia. And I've never been a fan (and still wouldn't get it if I any decent beers were priced the same)
@Elvis35-772 ай бұрын
Tennent's for me, piss water made from quality Scottish piss water!
@jasonpratt9273 ай бұрын
My local is a One Stop owned by Tesco so I can get Old Peculiar and Timmy Taylor's Landlord but to name a few ! 👌
@tarbyonlineful3 ай бұрын
Carlsberg Export is definitely brewed in the UK (iirc as with San Miguel in Northampton, but who knows where it is with the way these big brewers like to chop and change ). Madri used to be brewed in Tadcaster as well
@MrGloverLover2 ай бұрын
It still is brewed in Tadcaster, and Burton
@SlurpyDave2543 ай бұрын
Now Simon that is the ultimate ' TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM'😂😂
@raymondo1622 ай бұрын
taking the pee
@lmarcinn25 күн бұрын
All those beers are originally much much stronger...
@ihallsworth24 күн бұрын
Have you tried Czech Mates from Thornbridge?
@DaleSteel3 ай бұрын
I've gone off larger over the years. When I'm on holiday I like it. I thought it was just me but I now realise it's because the beers I loved (1664 ) are completely different now they are UK brewed
@josephberrie95503 ай бұрын
larger what the eff is larger..is it nearly the same as LAGER
@albo25912 ай бұрын
1664 has been reduced to 4.6% .. I would go for the 4x 5% pint tinnys for 6 quid simply cos it was a good deal but I wouldnt bother buying it at all now
@markjohnathanappleton86423 ай бұрын
Another excellent video Simon, unfortunately the uk don't know i to produce a good lager, except independent breweries, Samuel Smith's organic pure brew lager is the best brewed UK lager
@Jaystars3 ай бұрын
Golden Eagle from Brew York is a nice lager
@chrisiser4860Ай бұрын
Love seeing you have a BentSpoke T on, absolutely fantastic brewery. 👍👍👍
@The.EpicureanАй бұрын
Mate, I've been saying for years that the pisswasser from the Trent is detectable in all the beers brewed there. Horrible.
@ratemybeer13 ай бұрын
Also I got to admit I drink a bit of bud light on Keg (much better than Can) to keep me sober sometimes saves me getting in too much trouble..