What Is the Worst Marriage Proposal?

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[@WarKeineAbsicht]

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[@telectronix1368]

Where can I go to buy some clones of Caldwell Tanner? Asking for a friend.

[@goneaway9945]

Yess

[@MrNotThatFamous]

At somebody else’s wedding

[@TheTrippyCity]

Oh yes, and without the one proposing consulting with the bride and groom. Even if they had their blessing it's still tacky.

[@RoboThot711]

At your own wedding to someone else

[@ZXChris93]

Oh my god. I work wedding receptions. I feel the cringe so bad when this happens, and it happens more than you think. It really changes the focus on the married couples day to the engaged couple. I have to give the bride and groom a bottle of champagne or something at the end of the night just because I feel that bad for them.

[@Crescentknight8189]

You're definitely the worst couple in the world if you do that.

[@maryallgier195]

At a funeral

[@nakitamaria1940]

The intro is so unnecessarily dramatic. I love it.

[@bluesdjben]

Nakita Maria It reminded me of the Onion News Network. I was wondering what happened to Clifford Baines.

[@PatrickAllenNL]

I love it

[@HH-yp3ht]

Same, so are the suits

[@bearifiablepau2095]

try "necessarily dramatic". n_n

[@mcdaviddeservesbetter8]

Throw the ring on a table. Blankly ask, “So are we gonna do this crap or what?”

[@chiranthiem.k.h.1597]

That sounds amazing though

[@MidnightSonnet]

If they both have funny personalities, that could work very well. I could see myself laughing and saying yes to that kind of proposal. :P

[@SaitoGray]

My sister was asked like that. They not together anymore...

[@rasp6572]

honestly i would prefer someone to do it that way

[@emiliew5553]

rosa from brooklyn 99

[@sheen2243]

Katie is the best host for this show because she is perfectly crazy for this role. *Katie was just explaining her pubic hair idea when I wrote this....😂😂

[@tayeb7031]

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes

[@WombatNeil]

Lucifer Sheen I’ve only seen a couple of episodes, but I feel like she’s just using this show to workshop/get first impressions for things she’s actually planning to do.

[@ErikaCrist7749]

"Picture this!!! : I wont"

[@ninethousandfaces2070]

I remember when my girlfriend hinted that any proposal she received had better involve multiple rings, the element of surprise, and have some real impact. Turns out hitting her with a donut truck was not the most conducive to a happy marriage.

[@dropout]

Nine Thousand Faces yikes

[@OccasionallySmart]

Lmao.

[@TheAguydude]

Propose at a jewelry store.

[@iluvmyswamp7948]

Putting the ring in somebody's food.

[@astarte2607]

I read it as foot for some reason. Lol

[@TapDanceDruid]

Not the person that you are proposing to though, just a random person in the restaurant

[@dexter111344]

Yes, put the ring in a stranger's food nearby, possibly in a pastry they are consuming so as to ruin their entire meal experience, and as they are choking on the ring they just put down their esophagus, you get down on one knee and say "will you marry me? Your ring is inside that man, but I assume someone here knows the Heimlich maneuver, so your ring should be coming right up." How can your significant other say no when there is someone nearby literally choking on the love you exude?

[@habitual_lover]

or putting the ring in a neighbouring table’s food

[@lucxsia68]

To expand on this and make it worse: intricate ring hidden in chili

[@norefunds4731]

"311. The band, not the date." *NEVER FORGET.*

[@NewMessage]

The one you make to the Judge in Divorce Court.

[@telectronix1368]

New Message with a CH heart. It's like Ant Man meeting Steve Rogers. :-)

[@ironicdutchmoonshade]

Drug them so much they won't remember anything, then marry them. As they wake up, instead of asking "will you marry me?" You ask "will you not divorce me?"

[@fionafiona1146]

That's bad

[@davidvondoom2853]

Sounds like you're firm believer in asking for forgiveness, rather than permission.

[@mysterym2269]

Every proposal that ends with a no

[@heatherhan2100]

Caldwell is such a nerdy beefcake I can't.

[@jammail5425]

With that chin tho.

[@heatherhan2100]

@@jammail5425 YES!

[@blackanimecat2]

Nerd beefcake is the perfect descriptor. He does a great robot voice but also a sharp jaw with thick shoulders. He looks like clark kent actually.

[@heatherhan2100]

@@blackanimecat2 he totally does, glad I'm not the only one that sees the resemblance.

[@blackanimecat2]

@@roachybill I've had several expiriences where i like a guy or girl for their nerd-centric no-face internet content and then they upload a vlog at a confrence or something and it turns out they're surrealy attractive. Most recent guy was Super Eyepatch Wolf. He does anime content from an animator perspective and he looks like he could bench me.

[@gavinbrandgavin581]

An Ex of mine proposed to his current husband at his Mothers Funeral.

[@benji_kay]

wOw

[@shawnouko2997]

His?

[@shawnouko2997]

His? So its also a woman proposing?

[@schoolaccount6394]

Shawn Ouko gay people exist shawn

[@alastorbutwithagun]

I'm sorry, but he said YES??? W H A T

[@thedevilhimself6936]

"You're presenting a Black Mirror right now." *And THAT'S my new phrase for the week.*

[@MissNikkiGregory]

Bravo to whoever creates those icon/logos for each idea.

[@allature]

The pubic proposal logo sickened me. I love it.

[@vietimports]

this is probably the best group of people so far. bring in the tide ceo guy and we're golden

[@dropout]

vietimports his NAME is BRONNEN LAW MOOLIGUY

[@-Ryodan]

@@dropout Petition to have his name on every video please be this!

[@dawnmoore9122]

The CEO of marriage

[@JLConawayII]

What Katie said is possibly the creepiest thing I've ever heard. My brain can't even process that scenario.

[@justinbuergi9867]

Spider man proposal. The guy had them put his proposal in the game, but by the time it was released, she’d left him and started dating his brother.

[@TreytheBeast03]

Justin Buergi ..... you good bro

[@thotdestroyer4j164]

An F for our fallen comrade

[@aylishmorehouse666]

I read a thing about how she had basically already broken up with him, didn't actually like video games ( and therefore would never want to be proposed to that way) and was actually just friends with the brother

[@justinbuergi9867]

Aylish Morehouse yeah I know, but it’s still really bad.

[@rainbowblackout]

In the 1990's in the Uk I watched a man on live breakfast tv ask his girlfriend to marry him, when a film crew arrived at her door. She said no and then told the tv host she had dumped him about a week ago and never wanted to see him again. The man had lied to the tv programme about the situation.

[@danabasiloy]

" what a beautiful thought you guys, _we all have the same pubes_ " *i absolutely died of laughter at this part*

[@mythellaneous2082]

Last time I was this early, the Try Guys were still at Buzzfeed.

[@Katie-wf1lx]

Mythellaneous and now Keith works at College Humor!

[@dillion308]

I cAN’T bre a t h e

[@Katie-wf1lx]

Nicole Falvey lol no, it’s a running joke that Keith and Grant are the same person because they look so much alike. I was going to r/woosh you but I felt bad.

[@anderh.4737]

Videoing it and putting it onto KZbin with clickbait then showing it to the one you love after you get 1,000,000 likes.

[@EthalaRide]

Leading up from the start, all of these were like feasibly cringy and then Katie just comes out with *a wild haymaker of WTF!*

[@hyliastone286]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 101

[@jamesonmoore1837]

Oh, I've heard Caldwell on Drawfee, but I'd never seen that mighty jaw.

[@bunnygirl8]

more like jawfee amirite

[@emerz3530]

@@bunnygirl8 You *are* right but I hate you for that

[@wickedamoeba8719]

Public proposals are just awful.

[@stan_nonna]

As are pubic ones.

[@colossal5863]

6:35 Trapp almost said 'healthy relationship' There's nothing healthy about collecting pubes..

[@pembrokelove]

*Waits patiently for the new “All Pubes are the Same” merch

[@deezye636]

Every time Katie says her last name I swear she’s pronouncing it wrong

[@WriterBen01]

I love the increase in production value x3 it looks amazing.

[@BlackCover95]

I think their Dropout money is trickling down.

[@JoshH-nf1qg]

Katie: “say it with pubic hair” Grant: evil laugh

[@SilvanaLTD]

Caldwell's proposal would definitely work...because of the implication

[@CaptainDoomsday]

This wasn't fair. They all came in thinking about real things humans have done and Katie just bludgeoned them with The Crazy Zone.

[@genesiswalker573]

Katie very much deserves her own show. This had filled the hole in my heart.

[@cresmanuelquimbo2074]

Omg Caldwell's back

[@whiteCourier]

Henry VIII themed wedding proposal (aka "you be dead within ten months" theme)

[@freddiehowell6878]

anything followed by "I am a week late so we might aswell"

[@frangg23]

The worst marriage proposal I’ve ever heard of happened in real life and I read about it in a rich people magazine here in Mexico City. Apparently the guy called the woman pretending to be a stranger who kidnapped her father and was now demanding she go to a public place to negotiate a ransom. She goes, and instead of her kidnapped father, she finds her family and friends performing a short flash mob, and her man proposing to her. In the magazine they made it sound romantic, with a quote by the woman which went something like “it was so unexpected and so US”.

[@LILProductions]

When you're too nervous to say yes cause you think it's a joke.

[@Doodlebob108]

My cousin had a big extended family cruise a while ago and first day right after the ship took off she told her husband she had been cheating on him and wanted a divorce right in front of everyone and ruined everyone's trip.

[@smurfsfan3996]

I dont believe in proposal, i am waiting till marriage

[@williama2349]

In the intro as the questions are moving around Katie, all of them are serious philosophical questions, except for “What is the worst time to poop in your pants”. I love it!

[@ChasehaWing]

Katie wins. Honestly I thought she was going to propose with like, a ring made out of pubic hair

[@loganricherson]

I like how that is somehow less disturbing than her actual proposal

[@RoboThot711]

How'd they get Beverly Toegold the 5th on this show?

[@edwardkolmos3780]

Good to see that he’s thinking about his future with Erlin

[@TheModernVIkingNor]

On a 12 hour (full) plane ride (preferably just after takeoff)

[@MidnightSonnet]

Honestly, public proposals and flash mobs are great ways of proposing. The only problem with those options is if the person doing the proposing is jumping the gun. You have to know your lover inside and out before taking that plunge. If your lover is shy, introverted, and gets anxious being in large crowds, a public proposal of any kind is a terrible idea. But if you know your lover likes flash mobs and extravagant acts of love, then you're on the right track. To be perfectly honest, I kinda wish I'd been proposed to in a dorky way. I've seen Pikachu flash mob proposals, video game themed proposals, anime themed proposals, ect, and they were all so much fun to watch. :) But my fiance is still quite introverted and socially awkward, so of course he wouldn't do those things. :P We're still working on getting him out of his shell. :)

[@daredgobbo4535]

So you give them their pet and inside their mouth is the wedding ring. But the pet will probably choke on the ring so yeah... Bad proposal

[@jaschabull2365]

I can see some people finding that adorable though. Getting an engagement ring from a cute little doggo.

[@onewhocollects6658]

Have it in a basket that the doggo carries to the woman/man/attack helicopter.

[@elsypie9834]

*Is she that crazy or is she just an amazing actress? We might never know...*

[@loganricherson]

Yes

[@hannaa.679]

WHY KATIE WHYYYYY I don't even understand where this idea came from WHY

[@k.m.2629]

I see Caldwell in the thumbnail, you know I'm gonna click that video!

[@MrMwmussel1]

I mean if we are just making up stuff the I think using the ashes of a dead family member to spell it out. Bonus points if that is also how you let them know the person died.

[@hyliastone286]

You're awful. ...*Pushes you onto table and rips open your shirt* And I have never been more turned on in my life.

[@MrMwmussel1]

Hylia Stone ☺️ My kind of person. 😈

[@brianmorton9419]

I’d say worst proposal (or a bad addition to any bad proposal): after your SO gave you an ultimatum

[@nicoles_handle]

hey caldwell baby we miss ya

[@CosmicNebula444]

Noooo not this show too! Curse you lack of income allowing me to support these wonderful content creators while also viewing their beautiful creations!

[@chlochlocrosby6620]

The graphics and structure of the show has improved exponentially but is still soo entertaining! Good work!

[@markdoherty6610]

Having a party and your partner has told everyone attending that you already said yes so you get there and everyone's like "Congrats! Where's the ring?" And you're standing there, wondering what the f*ck is going on because why is everyone congratulating you the most remarkable thing you've done recently was your partner.

[@spike229]

Katie always has the craziest ideas. everyone else's ideas suddenly became normal as soon as she started talking.

[@laurenkadlec659]

I love how it keeps getting more crazy. Grant’s actually happened, a cruise seems like something that has been done. Mike’s is a little more crazy, then Katie’s is just bonkers

[@codyhameha7107]

A proposal at sea guarantees a “yes” Because of the implication

[@timstiteler4817]

Grant's face at 6:19 Way to into this

[@danimations1440]

Worst marriage proposal? Any one I do!

[@jaschabull2365]

Gotta say, I love Katie's intellectual voice. Though I also have to say, previews ought to be more openly marked as such, it's kind of shady to give viewers what looks like a full episode until they get a "this is a preview" popup some ways into the viewing.

[@noradyer9524]

as a 9 year old myself and my entire elementary school were conscripted into a flash mob production of Bruno mars’s ‘i think i wanna marry you’ for our vice principal, we were not very good. we spend an entire school year practising.

[@gachaelephant6841]

This is hilarious, did they say yes?

[@mechamyu]

My fave parts of this show is whenever someone encourages Katie. The joy. It just melts my heart.

[@Nico12420]

Pubic Hair is probably the craziest marriage proposal! It's either the one being proposed to gonna say yes because he/she sees your hard work or he/she is gonna be disgusted!

[@brandonstolz6283]

Lol, BEST INTRO. Katie and Gina Linetti may as well be the same person :p

[@hyliastone286]

Ohmygodyou'reright.

[@melissathomasvoice]

My S/O and I have basically been obsessed with each other for 4 years but the pube thing is still WAY too far hahahaha

[@subruhh]

Why is it the guy always proposing

[@blackanimecat2]

Because men have the potential to make proposals uniquely awful.

[@anilkumarsreesafety]

Watch the Friends episode in which Monica tries to propose to Chandler...you will know why😏

[@krazyk931]

It's a tradition that's been passed down in society not sure what the origin is though

[@DangerSquiggles]

@@krazyk931 The origin is that most patrirchic societies consider women as property of a male guardian. Traditionally, the man would propse the marriage to the father of his bride and negotiate a deal, basically.

[@MidnightSonnet]

Because people are scared of change. I wish more women proposed.

[@njcwolf4654]

Speaking of proposals, my brother went out to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring, and then 2 days later found out that she was pregnant. He still hasn't proposed yet, but at this point it's gonna be less of a, "Oh my God that's so sweet! Yes!" and more of a, "Well I'm literally bearing your child so it'd be kinda a dick move if you hadn't..."

[@matthewmerez5257]

Putting the proposal in a video game Easter egg.

[@TheAguydude]

It's been done a few times. A recent case is the Spider-main proposal fail. A less recent case of this happening would be the proposal Mika hid in Atari's Klax on Game boy color. While she said yes, it was still a disaster. The flaw was that when he suggested she try out the special code, she just never got around to it. Years later, he told a gaming magazine about the code, then left out the magazine, which called her out by name, out with the game all set to be played. Checking youtube also shows at least one person who stuck a proposal in a random flash game.

[@MattyB00M3R]

So I guess asking all the kids at the daycare if they like the way my thong looks everyday is.....NOT the way to go?

[@dropout]

Big Matty Nice 3/10 probably not

[@darryljack6612]

Honestly when I get into a serious relationship, I'm not even going to put myself through all of that untill I hear a complaint about marriage first, that way I know she wants to get married and I don't jump the gun. Then i wait a month or so after when it was brought up and then propose.

[@onewhocollects6658]

I'm taking this idea. Thanks

[@annachristine3775]

There was an r/Am I the Asshole post recently written by a guy that very publicly proposed to his relatively new girlfriend (her reason when she rescinded her yes in private was that they were moving too fast) on a cruise without ever talking to her about them wanting to marry each other. He was pissed that she said yes in the moment to spare him embarrassment then told him no when they went back to their cabin, “because she lied to him” and got his hopes up. He had no sense of empathy about how embarrassing the whole thing was for her, and didn’t get that the fact that they never talked about marriage very much put him in the wrong. Girl dodged a bullet.

[@oliverfulayter5515]

So Caldwell. My boss's bf asked him to go on a group cruise for 7 days, and proposed to him in front of everyone. My boss said yes, and then after the trip had to tell him that he didn't want to get married yet but felt he had to say yes or it would ruin the cruise and time everyone was having. They're still together today, just not married.

[@hoschiyoshi7327]

Love the question in the intro 0:25 💩Please do an episode on it!

[@geckoladyemma]

I laughed my ASS off when grant said "all pubes are basically the same" and Katie went "GRANT, GRANT, GRANT..."

[@helenemelon]

The worst proposal is actually Mr. Headstone in Our Mutual Friend. He punches a grave marker, sucks on his wounded hand so blood runs down his face, and (when she refuses him) says "then I hope I may never kill him" about her other suitor. He also says she could lead him to do evil if she wanted to and after this proposal fails, tried to kill the other guy

[@Anna-ux4xk]

Katie’s idea has me crying

[@noelsnotes]

There's no way collecting pubic hair would take years. Also, I know about the hair

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

Get the marriage papers ready, then give them to your partner pointing at the place they should sign, saying nothing but “sign here”.

[@JadedOne420]

I love how when Katie's idea first comes up, there's a lot of "Nooo, nooo, Katie- nooooooo." Like she's still the kid of the group, even in brainstorming.. XD

[@baseboned]

it's confusing and frustrating that there are full episodes of rank room on youtube, but this one is just half WITH NO LABEL WHATSOEVER

[@808Fishii]

Yay another episode!!

[@alexmarian4642]

What about at someone’s funeral? Proposing to THE PERSON IN THE COFFIN

[@KS-ip2yu]

At the start there are lots of serious questions that philosophers have been questioning for ages, then it just says ‘when is the worst time to poop in your pants’.

[@revazzambakhidze3481]

I know he isn’t even in this video (I think), I went to a improv show once, and zac was in it. Good job, zac😅

[@rhombicosidodecahedron4821]

public (or any) proposals should be talked about first. If it hasn't been talked through with your SO, probably just don't propose. It can be a surprise even if you've both decided mutually

[@kinos6503]

Oh wow! Didn’t realize Rank Room got a makeover

[@inigofreed4373]

when philosophers debate what the worst is, a question they usually phrase as what does it mean to live the good life, they don't just enjoy entertaining examples, the point is to debate what makes something awful. Is a perfect mirage proposal from a wealthy attractive person awful if they are blackmailing you into living that life? is a sad or gross mirage proposal from the love of your life a problem? When you plan the proposal in advance, are you not asking them if they want to marry you during that planning, so in fact the proposal is a sad spreadsheet agreement made in advance of the lip service which is supposed to be romantic? I think the perfect proposal comes as a surprise, before you had even considered the possibility of marrying the person. It happens on a park bench or at a restaurant with a question like what do you think about marriage or do you plan to get married not will you marry me. Once you've sorted out that you intend to date for a few years then if all else is well get married, you have essentially begun your engagement. I'd also like to point out that for many people, a proposal comes not from their beloved, but from their parents. In some arranged marriages you don't even see the other person before you are married like when your college assigns you a roommate. For many of us, this would be the most horrible proposal, but it is normal for over a billion people, many in other cultures romanticize it.

[@icouldbeakiwi]

when they are puking, not after, not before, but when they are puking. they are clearly showing signs of chewed food re-enter our realm of being, and the person in question is urgently saying ''yes i know honey but can i please just ask you something?'' and the question hits just as the puke hits the ground. whatever the circumstance of the puking, its clearly not the time or place, nor romantic at all

[@meloD30]

4:55 Grant, remembering that Taco.

[@ariasmith3830]

This is just from the top of my head, but: an x-ray photo of your so's body, in which you see a diamond ring in their digestive system

[@ancaaa008]

I ADORE you, Katie!!!

[@lilydalbkce3249]

I love how each one got slightly less realistic. Idea 1: It happened Idea 2: It very much could happen. Someone needs to have a conversation about not proposing on the first day of a cruise but it could happen and someone could think that it's a good idea. Idea 3: Okay... If a guy did that to me we would be done so fast... Idea 4: wtf?

[@UkuleleLauren]

Oh my gosh, I knew someone whose uncle proposed to his girlfriend on Facebook. Like made a status update saying “Will you marry me?” .....so cringey.

[@4llowyourdream]

I'm surprised there wasn't 'At somebody's else funeral'. Like you've been in love with this one person and the second their SO is lowered in their grave, you propose. Even better if you make it a flash mob with the help of all people at the funeral.

[@LOVEISATWOTONTRUCK]

Can i get a like from College Humor for simply mentioning Caldwell? That seems to be the key.

[@gomee23]

I was once seeing a guy who changed his relationship status to 'dating me' after one date. I found our from my mother

[@lealta1481]

You must have really made him fall in love. That's impressive

[@thebrownlantern5504]

'But that shows commitment' and then trapps face🤣

[@linkeffect82]

Here is my idea for the worst proposal: Proposing to your significant other while dealing with the fallout of overflowing sewage that flooded your home. Great preview by the way, quite funny and creative!

[@Dream146]

Grant I'm going to tell you now, no good plan has ever started with the words "So, she's asleep"