What's the Best Use of a Time Machine?

[@Lil-Goblina]

Grant just doesn't understand the many things you can accomplish while dressed like an owl.

[@tguerraew]

This comment is underrated

[@lego4virgo]

Fool middle school kids into thinking they're going to Hogwarts, for example...

[@joelistinsky3073]

I have been staring at this the whole video and I still don't know what it means

[@smudgedout5979]

Like terrifying Josh Ruben

[@MWalkah]

@@smudgedout5979 Not Josh, 'Cathy'. But a very nice reference to 'Come Macrame with Me'. Props, dude.

[@FrancisR420]

I love how Grant got off the hook so thoroughly he had a witness cooberate his alibi and his dad pick another suspect but that's still the best use of a time machine

[@theiaraine]

even when you can avoid a situation with such a defense it doesn't change how embarrassing it is. Your parents still called you into the room with porn on the family computer.

[@quen_anito]

I love how Grant was so freaked out by Katie's story that he started sweating.

[@quack2390]

700 likes and no replies, nice

[@Valentina_hi]

Risotto Nero No one questions it

[@reesethealpaca4790]

If Katie was octuplets... would she be Keightie

[@chillmansi]

underrated

[@noahsakko1778]

Nice

[@K1RTB]

K8E

[@strawberry942]

@@noahsakko1778 Why hello dear leader.

[@alannoob1926]

👍

[@chasef89]

"If you're a parent watching this, that's never how the internet is." DUDE! Some of us are still clinging to old lies. Don't let that cat out of the bag.

[@ragnhiiildhermann6406]

But Katie, how can being the rightful heir to the Russian throne be any good if you have seven octuplets you have to share it with?

[@Kookie-zv4bu]

Do you not know what a monarchy is? IF she'll be the oldest (emphasis on if), she won't have to 'share', she rules as a single figure

[@asuspiciouslackofspirits4444]

it is downright scandalous that you don't think that the ensuing political battle, filled with much backstabbing and scheming as each octuplet contends for the throne, would be a veritable playground for Katie Fucking Marovitch.

[@coolbeans7297]

I'd go back to show Sir Arthur Conan Doyle every Sherlock adaptation ever created. His biggest fear was that Sherlock would be his legacy and watching him watch The Great Mouse Detective would be hilarious

[@stanamilanovich3956]

You are very cruel.

[@redsands1001]

Sherlock gnome?

[@coolbeans7297]

@@redsands1001 absolutely

[@obviousalias132]

Plot twist: someone traveled back in time showing Arthur Conan Doyle The Great Mouse Detective and that’s how he got the inspiration for Sherlock Holmes

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

At least also show him Jurassic Park.

[@spaceheroes2]

"When you think of Katie Marovitch what word comes to mind?" Cocaine!

[@roda75]

OMG that was my thought

[@volcanoherogc6057]

No, it’s microcaine A new women’s product by Katie Marovitch.

[@littleblueclovers]

“I’ve BEEN to parties with you before. You hated every moment of all of those?” “YES!” Hits too close to home on both sides.

[@jabrettell]

I saw a webcomic back in the early 2000s where a guy invented a time machine, but he discovered he could only go backwards in time, because the future hadn't happened yet. So in the end of the comic he was stranded at the dawn of time. I have never been able to find it since and I loved it

[@zSpirall]

Dude... if you ever find the comic let us know... I super want to read that too...

[@happylilshit4288]

SAME

[@santiagotellez1505]

Omg the webcomic went into the future

[@paolarosano8051]

Leaving a comment in case someone finds it

[@ninjaturtles4348]

But that's dumb he could still always go back to the exact time he left because that had happened

[@angelmalloy40]

I absolutely love rank room. It’s so dumb. Do it always. Thx

[@darksoulenvoy932]

"If I'm dressed like an owl, I think it's fine." 😂😂😂

[@OurFoundingLiars]

I was going to say stop the reptilian war from happening, but closing a porn tab might have to come first. Keep asking questions.

[@LazyMe420]

Where can I find a good kitchen cleaner please?

[@heysiri4935]

Something else came first

[@Warkupo]

I mean, butterfly effect right? Closing that porn tab would also stop the reptilian war.

[@steven22]

@@Warkupo thank you soooo much

[@steven22]

@@Warkupo I'm dying

[@minecci258]

Imagine the dissapointment when you step into your time machine, type "End of humanity" into the console, watch the lights flicker, listen to the sounds it makes or whatewer your time machine does, you step outside all hyped up, then you look at the newspaper and its just the next tuesday

[@Sir_Duckyweather]

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

[@scrubby2]

Lol then bring yourself into 10 years ago, for the rest of your life.

[@Kage617]

Imagine the confusion as it takes you to the past. Dun dun duuuunn!!!

[@anitar1674]

Literally the plot of the umbrella academy? 😂

[@chrissiefirefly5732]

umbrella academy

[@jobansand]

Save the Library of Alexandria, or get the Greek steam engine the attention it deserved.

[@rezadteimouri]

Kabir Kumar It would be cool to take pictures and visit the 7 wonders of ancient world in their prime... before 6 of them vanished mysteriously...

[@DerektheDalek]

Saving all of Doctor Who’s missing episodes is way more important... 😋

[@dreadling7497]

ALIENS!!!!

[@zeusdemi6858]

@@DerektheDalek Artifact rescue man, lost movies, books, statues, etc. Grab them around the date they disappeared, bring them back.

[@themastermason1]

Give the Romans a copy of the US Constitution, plans for a blast furnace and the smallpox vaccine.

[@ShawnBirss]

Freaky Queer Middle School Dance is one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard. But Ally being all into Hitler and stuff means I'm kind of torn now.

[@T-REXCROFT]

@SharinByaku8 but you have no choice but to accept the invite. You will be rounded up by an adult owl.

[@propogandalf]

She's not into Hitler, she just doesn't want to mess with our current timeline. Also she was leaning into Grant's joke.

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Imagine thinking Ally is into Hitler

[@diego_buenfil]

I would memorize things from the future, afterwards I would go back in time publish them as predictions and as the last prediction I would write "all people with a name that starts with the letter A will die in 2020" then wait.

[@fatetreat]

My prediction is... this will happen anyways, also for people whose name starts with bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, eventually.

[@Alex-tb5xm]

Diego Buenfil My name is Alexander, but my friends have always called me Sasha, it’s a Russian nickname for Alexander, so I’m safe.

[@AldenteFettucino]

Damn it, I'll be 21 in 2020. I don't wanna die before I can taste booze!

[@hellfun1337]

@@AldenteFettucino looks like somebody's mom is reading their KZbin comments...

[@tommo9176]

This is so incredible. So all your predictions are proven correct, you gain traction and like world renowned status and then that is your last prediction and you just leave the world hanging. Fk me that is brilliant

[@kathish1549]

The raw lesbian energy radiating from Ally in the Philip Seymour Hoffman answer was a euphoric mood

[@helenarosno]

I would be too afraid to change anything too far back, but I would manipulate time to start and stop whenever I needed

[@originalneverknown]

ZA WARUDO

[@damjanresek8474]

@@originalneverknown tomarei tokiwo

[@angelicabomination1699]

Okay this brings one problem to mind the only reason we can't push air is it moves so if you froze time with say a stop watch AIR WOULD BE A SOLID YOU WOULD SUFFOCATE AND BE UNABLE TO MOVE TO RESTART TIME is this not terrifying to you? Lol (sorry way into physics and chemistry)

[@originalneverknown]

@@angelicabomination1699 No? The idea of stopping time has never been limited to the constraints of space-time. Either they are stopping time in the only way actually thinkable irl, which is to say that, time would also be frozen for them, and so they would not even know that time had been frozen as they would only resume perceiving things as it unfroze. The other option is that they surpass space-time as a whole, which is more classically depicted as them being able to move through a world that is effectively "frozen" in time. In this, more fantastical, option, you would be able to interact with things as anything that comes into contact with "you" is affected normally, as it surpasses space-time the same way you do. The more realistic you want to get about time-stopping, the more problems you encounter. You state that stopping time would make air solid and you'd die suffocate. But that creates new problems, like, why are "you" only unfrozen, what parts of you are unfrozen, what even is "you". TL:DR; Don't apply physics to things which are about surpassing physics.

[@ekremkirmit6581]

This reminds me of a quote, it goes: Time Travels are only for two kinds of people: Immortals and Madmen

[@kinsmed]

Need Grant and Ally to co-write sketches, largely centered on Ally's aggression.

[@Trollingunicorn3]

chas ames i mean there was that murder sketch like 2 weeks ago that is quite literally exactly that

[@gabrielgiron5213]

These unscripted videos are the best thing CollegeHumor has come up with. EVER. It's so entertaining and hilarious to see everyone in their natural state, not acting. Not only does it make me love them more as individuals, but it makes me want to work at CollegeHumor.

[@gaminggumba8191]

Katie’s best use for a time machine is to kidnap a teenage girl and only let her out when she is very old as a trophy because everyone has seen a movie about how she was killed... This was Katie’s CHILDHOOD FANTASY!!!

[@iamsorryicantthinkofacoolu4931]

If Katie could use a time machine, she would go to the future when cocaine is no longer banned and she can snort it whenever and wherever she wants.

[@tguerraew]

Being illegal never stopped her, I don't see why that would be an issue

[@clawwer4404]

@@tguerraew there will never be a future when cocaine is no longer banned XD

[@heycharliemot]

@Jack Hulls coca cola's brand wasn't an accident ;)

[@Thieverpedia]

So she couldn't become addicted?

[@FrancisR420]

Why would you bet on cocaine being legal in the future when we know for a fact it was legal in the past?

[@TrickWithAKnife]

Freaky Queer Middle School Dance could be a great film. Especially if that was the title.

[@licitchaos]

Cocaine! When you think of Katie, the one word is cocaine. Come on CH!

[@Monetdehaan_]

Christopher Taylor THANK YOU

[@manognya6]

Exactly

[@scrubby2]

They are colleagues, friends, they dont talk like that. Katie is more serious now than she was back then.

[@NewMessage]

Annnnd Katie mockingly saying that 'cameltoe' bit is my newwww ringtone.

[@dragoncurveenthusiast]

Since I was a child I have dreamed of a different kind of time-device, like a savings bank. When you wait for a train, stand in line somewhere or are just bored for whatever reason, you put in a couple of minutes or half an hour, which you can then use at a later time when you want/need it. Learning for an exam, having a nice time with a friend who has to leave at a certain time to catch a train etc. I spent much of my childhood and teenage years waiting for trains or being on them way before smart phones were a thing. I had lots of time thinking about the nitty gritty details of this device.

[@drothganger]

Yo, I just wanna say that the middle-school dance idea is magical and that should be a whole movie. Like, with a Perks of being a wallflower vibe. And there should be a high impact speech by Older-Ally to her younger self and all the friends revealing to them the truth about themselves and how it's okay. And everyone is crying and I'm buying this movie.

[@jarvisjames]

Go back in time and get your younger self to sing hit songs on KZbin. When they get released, sue for copyright, or get royalties, kerching.

[@Varatil]

The [whoosh] of the Fertility Drugs card in response to Jess saying "You could kill your mom" is just stellar timing. I think my neighbor may hate me for how hard I laughed.

[@leninade20]

This ep was definitely missing Raph's barely stiffled giggles, but was fantastic all the same.

[@highqualitywritinginstrument]

"BUT I'M DRESSED AS AN OWL, GRANT!" -Ally 2018

[@redsands1001]

Favorite thing among many great things in this one: ally reacting in shock to jess being into phillip seymour Hoffman. Guilty pleasure: Grant's following OD joke. Best editing choice: the fertility story. "you could kill her", awkward pause and glance then title card covering everyone. Agreed that Best use of time travel presented is the queer prom.

[@zoedark1183]

I felt the same way about the editing choice, I lol'd so hard, cause it just felt like, 😥"you could kill your mother" ✨Fertility drugs✨

[@neilchavan1272]

Honestly I would go back to when religions were created and see everything happen in person so I can see the truth about most religions, like the monotheistic religions and like Hinduism and Buddhism that’s what I would want to see

[@remcothoen3297]

This is what I was thinking, go see if jesus is the real deal. Maybe find a way to take evidence of the answer either way it goes, the hard part is going to be convincing people.

[@Mykl0000]

Dr. Blockcraft lol, but you can only really be one, so I guess be Jesus then go find everyone else

[@James3-5]

@@remcothoen3297 you can finally ask him whether "blessed are the cheese makers" is in fact metaphorical and refers to all makers of dairy products or should be interpreted litterally

[@neeneko]

Eh, screw the butterfly effect, best use of a time machine would be to go tinker with various turning points in history and see how far developed humanity can get in the same timespan.

[@dreadling7497]

it would be cool if you could see what happened if you did change something

[@SomeTigerBass]

So playing Civilisation in real life? I'm in.

[@orchdork775]

That would be an interesting show or movie :p

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

neeneko nah, bang historical gays

[@justinphillips4450]

Read the book "Aristotle and the gun" for a taste of that exact idea.

[@millyroman7887]

Ally used a time machine to go back and undo dying her hair

[@triluisgun]

This was such a strong episode. At first i was thinking it started too strong with Grant's story but it definitely didn't come down after that. It had me laughing the whole time.

[@ArifShahz]

I will go back in time when the big unsolved mysteries happen and see what really happened then go back to future and solve it. I will be the greatest detective ever.

[@NewMessage]

To go back, and stop the making of Hot Tub Time Machine 3, of course. Done and done, btw.

[@Bananaficiary]

Zach Arbogast no that’s the point of his comment

[@ArgonTheAware]

But now that is done, then go back and stop them from making the other two of them

[@aidreamers]

Jess is my soul animal. I feel the same way about parties. Love being asked. Love getting dressed up. Love it ending. Don't love the actual party lol

[@dupersuper1938]

"If I'm dressed like an owl I think it's fine."

[@LittleBitch-ow8gg]

Imagine the news headline: Deranged Bird Woman Steals Children From Homes.

[@JesterAzazel]

Ally in an alternate timeline: I'd go back to when I was 12, and some crazy lady kidnapped me and made me to go a queer dance. I have no idea why she did it, but it was very confusing and scary. When she left, she just said "Alright, I have to go save Hitler now."

[@Stuie299]

This was the best episode of rank room yet. You should do another episode with Ally, Jess, and Grant.

[@elijahpepe]

I would police time, so nobody could change the past.

[@DecafInvidia]

Slow down there captain Braxton!

[@hrishiv27]

Too late. Look up 9/11/16. You just got bamboozled.

[@brentvettel5343]

Your gonna have to stop me first

[@ninjaturtles4348]

What if someone was supposed to change the past to keep the current timeline

[@bonbon2225]

Just destroy the time machine

[@kappelikapeli1401]

Grant should had just blamed his sister 😂

[@CCartman69]

She was his alibi! Never throw your alibi under the bus!

[@kappelikapeli1401]

@@CCartman69 what if she had bailed to make sure she wouldn't get blamed?

[@CCartman69]

@@kappelikapeli1401 But she didn't. If she had, then it's fair game.

[@dracos24]

9:00 Had to doublecheck the date on this video when he said "it could happen in the next couple months"

[@justinphillips4450]

2024 here, and same.

[@olajuwon8575]

Changing ally’s hair colour back

[@DecafInvidia]

Actually they used a time machine and filmed this before dying Ally's hair. Then posted it today.

[@izzyperformingarts3855]

Ayyyyyy

[@TotalElipse]

Guys just release the card game version of this show you're obviously working on.

[@patriciaa4451]

I'd attend every major sporting event and bet on everything. I'd start a cult and become a prophet.

[@Kookie-zv4bu]

I am afraid of the power you possess

[@KreeTheBasilisk]

Don’t forget to buy the old courthouse and turn it into a casino!

[@quietman208]

Back to the Future

[@atlaspagura8838]

Big Klaus from The Umbrella Academy

[@maxtheleopard]

1- Go back in time 2-Steal uranium ores from Soviet Russia 3- Come back to the 21century and sell it to Russia 4- profit

[@robertjoasilus5230]

How would you store the uranium

[@maxtheleopard]

@@robertjoasilus5230 In a lead container

[@sanjaytewari16]

If u again steal it and sell it to Soviet Russia. Double profit(maybe it was you who gave them in the first place)

[@maxtheleopard]

@@sanjaytewari16 Lol maybe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ninjaturtles4348]

So your plan is to attempt to steal uranium from the Soviet Union and potentially give them access to a time machine (clap, clap)

[@rachelrachel9152]

I almost screamed at the hard cut after "you could kill [your mom]", also I'm glad grant asked that question cuz i was thinking the same thing

[@haveoneonme]

hands down the best collegehumor series

[@tomleonard830]

I would travel to the Library of Alexandra with a team of scholars and make copies of all the books/scrolls before they are destroyed. I think changing the past would be too dangerous, but learning about parts of the past that are lost to the present should be safe-ish and grant us great insight into the past.

[@christopherpounders3841]

Going to the point that either the last star goes out or when the universe reaches zero kelvin... and MAYBE getting to see the universe restart! Going off of Grant’s idea of the last date on the machine... also the idea of a time machine where you get baby selves can go to “freaky queer middle school dance” is a great idea... just a letter that showed up and was like... “come to a dance that you can just be yourself.” You guys are awesome 😂

[@andjuggling]

Grant was sincerely pained when he was told that he lacks what Philip Seymour Hoffman has, even as a joke. I love that vulnerability. Thank you for sharing your honest, expressive face, Grant. I feel you. Sensitivity forever.

[@andjuggling]

Also Ally looks like she's sincerely emotionally invested in freaky queer middle school dance.... everybody is more invested in their ideas here than in most episodes. This is the best episode of this that I have ever seen. Thank you for sharing your truth.

[@casketdancer]

I was carrying around my laptop in one hand watching this while doing the dishes and I laughed so hard I nearly dropped it at "one of eight"

[@erilassila409]

When's the next episode of Fantasy High coming to KZbin?

[@finnyb3658]

Eri Lassila the Tuesday after next, I believe

[@cdbradford7987]

They wont be uploading past episode 4. The rest is on the website they advertise for during the show.

[@Joshua-th5hq]

@@cdbradford7987 wait what? Oh no. Dropout isn't available still in my country.

[@louisfrey1197]

@@cdbradford7987 no, they will upload the first 8 episodes to KZbin

[@erilassila409]

@@cdbradford7987 oh crap. That website isn't available in my country.

[@kimbrolyy]

But which time travel rules do we follow? Alternate universes? Closed loop?

[@BlackCover95]

I’m assuming it’s BttF rules.

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Yay more rank room!!! This makes up for the dimension 20 hiatus

[@heycharliemot]

HIATUS??? is this for real?

[@geekwithglasses2897]

heycharlie Just for yesterday and next Tuesday After that it’s business as usual don’t worry

[@divijkhaitan1619]

A moment of silence for those who missed that the Hitler thing is a joke

[@totallynameless8861]

@@mercurial-mons And the butterfly effect is present in everything, it's not unique to time travel. The world is warped irreparably by war, and can have consequences that linger forever. Being triggered by war isn't a character defect; in fact, being triggered or emotional has nothing to do with whether or not you're reasonable. Being a glib asshole about genocide doesn't mean you are insightful, it means you've missed the point. It doesn't make if you say, 'it's just a prank/joke, bro', it's still fucked up that you're laughing.

[@musiclikerperson]

​@@mercurial-mons it's kinda destroying a better world for a crueler one though isn't it, picking the one with more torture, killing, suffering and generations of trauma just so we can have the world we already know

[@rhombicosidodecahedron4821]

The look on Katie’s face when Jess said she could kill her mother...😂

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

The middle school dance one is just so wholesome and sweet im gonna cry

[@vparker1543]

I'm watching this on April 22, 2020, I feel that this is the time Grant wants to go to, to see the end of humanity. Staying indoors for another 2 months will do it quite nicely.

[@ryleigh0noelle]

Grant really just described "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[@spaceheroes2]

This is one of the funniest videos I've seen this year. I love this unscripted content! These four especially are hilarious and have great chemistry with each other

[@fournierman]

3:05 I can relate with Jess, mostly. I can enjoy a party once in a while, as long as I can just listen to other people's conversations and avoid most of the small talk.

[@dionneelsayed3890]

This is my favourite collegehumor sketch by far. Katie is hilarious from the second she speaks. I want to be part of this!

[@THEJPIndustry]

This isnt a sketch its a show they continoued on dropout But yeah its a great episode

[@The_Jabez]

I remember in the days before I had my own computer and we had a family computer, my dad used AOL as the web browser, I had an account but it was a supervised account, my friend had recommended a website for cheats to games, I went on it. The next day my dad looked at my history, at this time AOL counted pop-ups like proper history, so one of the pop-ups was for gay porn, my Dad saw that and thought I was looking at Gay porn. he talked to me about it later, which was a very strange conversation for a 10-year-old who had no real grasp on the concept of sex, let alone that some people were attracted to people of the same gender. So I would say that pop-ups do catch people out every now and again... though maybe not for Grant...

[@Anna-ux4xk]

This was the greatest group dynamic ever I haven’t laughed this hard in so long

[@NicAyBear]

This video is jam-packed with iconic moments for me.

[@jonocasuyon4252]

"too bad he gave himself the shot" GRANT HAHAHAHAH

[@davesecx]

This feels less like a skit and way more like 4 friends just hanging out shooting the shit. Really enjoyed this a lot.

[@MidnightBloomDev]

*Step 1:* Go back 10 seconds & grab yourself *Step 2:* Repeat

[@TheActualCathal]

The Philip Seymour Hoffman prelude is now my audition monologue.

[@porkchopman8183]

"I believe the end of the world is far into the future" 2020:

[@Alex-rw9nn]

They said a lot of prophetic things in this episode

[@camhoneyager]

I think the best use for a time machine would be as a conversation piece. I’ve always wanted to have something badass just sitting in my living room that sparks interesting conversations while me and my friends sip cocktails. Also it’s probably safer to never use it cuz u know butterfly effect and stuff.

[@ModaTheYoda]

Id travel back to to 2018, when this video was posted.

[@babydollface]

But... unless youtube ends, you'll still be able to watch this video in the future

[@damjanresek8474]

@@babydollface you obviously dont get the joke

[@matthewwriter9539]

I will pay you big money for your time machine blueprints.

[@babydollface]

damjan resek I don't think it's supposed to be a joke. They're just trying to be cute.

[@matthewwriter9539]

In fact if you let me borrow your time machine for a day I'll give you $40 million after I'm done with it!

[@TheMahbub100]

It's really amazing how much you guys enjoy each others company.. Hope your friendship & colleagueship & our beloved College humor stay like this forever...

[@AmodSandeepa]

Porn tab😂😂. Grant's the best.

[@abracabadass]

Ally having a full crisis over Jess's crush on Phillip Seymour Hoffman is the best thing in the world

[@babydollface]

This is my favourite show in this channel!

[@greene.apples]

This is one of my all time favorite series on KZbin

I see Katie i click I clicked as fast i could

[@Koniakki]

Yeah, same here! Katie is scary af! :p

[@willr8764]

Put together a collaberation between the Beatles and Wu-Tang Clan. Bring the ticket to ride in the muthafuckin ruckus!

[@nicktheawsomeman]

I have a question about time machines. So we know that it would take you forwards or backwards in time, but does that also move your space. What I'm trying to get at is if you go forward in time would you being Underground considering how far you move forward in time and how much sediment builds up. Or will be space around your time machine be altered to make it so you are still at ground level. Or vice versa if you go far enough back in time will your time machine drop a little because the ground is lower than it was.

[@tychowozniaki9269]

It would only be possible to go forward in time if fate exists (which I doubt) So you would only possibly go back in time, but you are right about the place thing.

[@dreadling7497]

six words "time and relative dimentions in space"

[@halflife2fun]

dont forget factoring in rotation of the earth, orbit around the sun, orbit around the galaxy, and any possible directional movement through the universe

[@boxhead6177]

The HG Wells book the Time Machine, applies that the machine doesn't move and it got covered over and took 1000s of years to be uncovered by errosion. After that its been more common in fiction to apply your travel through another dimension and materialize instantly at your location with location in space also changed, the idea if your manipulating time the relativistic effects of space are irrelevant. (which is lame depending on the writing).

[@badsoup8857]

I can relate to the party one. When someone asks me about my life,I don't know anything. What day is today? What did I do this week,month,year? It's just such an unpleasant feeling.

[@105hilltop]

ally’s idea is basically the plot of the umbrella academy

[@pokemonplaya7714]

Only the End of the World answer would not create some form of paradox/butterfly effect purely because it’s the only one that travels forwards, not backwards

[@sunflowercara8691]

Katie has Lupus? But it's never Lupus...

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Sunflower Cara nice

[@kaipogonsalves3526]

I wonder how much people had to google who philip seymour hoffman was...

[@MrNotThatFamous]

loving this podcast

[@ionceateapinecone]

Grant at the end of 2018: "I mean it (the end of the world) might happen in the next couple months"

[@JustinY.]

El Psy Kongroo

[@CyberKnght]

Justin Y. Here before this blows up

[@bubblebozo]

Justin Y. That was fucking fast Justin chill

[@josephbevan1036]

Justin, Why?

[@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690]

Porque? Explica

[@0174710]

only a mad scientist can understand this comment.

[@remisan7214]

this is definitely my favorite video of this month, I've rewatched it so many times

[@NotTheBelt1]

How is there already a dislike

[@abagoffrogsandeggshellswit8031]

I have a few questions that seem fun and intriguing to answer!! (Hopefully) 1. How is the world going to end? 2. What two celebrities would have the cutest babies?(genders do not have to be applied) 3. Who is most likely to...(with the actors, producers, writers, anyone on the College Humor team) 4. What is going to break the internet? 5. If you changed one aspect of humanity, what would it be? 6. What would you do with 10 billion dollars? 7. What laws would you make (or repeal) as supreme ruler of the world? 8. What is the most/least useful super power to have? 9. If you could change one thing about human anatomy what would it be? 10. What is the closest thing to real magic? I love you videos!! They’re so funny and relatable! I hope you continue to dig deeper into fun and questionable topics! 🤔😜💕

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"He is hot" Ally: gay confusion

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Go back and time and leave myself a note that says, “stay away from Glenda!!!”

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fertility drugs that result in multiples work by increasing the number of eggs released during ovulation. But identical result from a single fertilized egg that splits creating two embryos. Identical triplets/quadruplets are extremely rare and identical multiple birth in any greater quantity has never be recorded.