What is War? (Part 1)

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Runesmith

Runesmith

Күн бұрын

A guide for all y'all who don't know how to run or write a war. Part 2 has a battle guide, don't worry.
/ runesmith
I always feel like I missed an error, but hope the vids good my guys

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@Runesmith
@Runesmith 5 жыл бұрын
Oddly, I got a lot of heat for supposedly hinting at some current political state. I have never seen the news, and was not aware that we had politicians. The hypothetical situation I created was based on the Egyptian pyramids and their creation, nothing more. Thank you
@Great-Runas
@Great-Runas 5 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@44Tuckster
@44Tuckster 5 жыл бұрын
If you don't want heat then just dont. A forced political jab only makes your content worsen
@Axolotl42
@Axolotl42 5 жыл бұрын
What forced political jab? He clearly just said the situation was based on the Egyptian pyramids. Why you gotta bring politics into this?
@44Tuckster
@44Tuckster 5 жыл бұрын
@@Axolotl42 Egyptians didn't have elections and they didn't build the pyramids in deceleration of a national emergency. But fine deflect the criticism by calling it heat and taking the piss instead of address it and trying to improve
@wastucar8127
@wastucar8127 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I found the Egyptian pyramid references very funn
@dorkydangerous6553
@dorkydangerous6553 5 жыл бұрын
War has changed, it's no longer about factions, alignments, or racial stats. It's an endless series of proxy encounters fought by murder hobos and npc's.
@reddragon9064
@reddragon9064 5 жыл бұрын
what you talking about War, War never changes
@dorkydangerous6553
@dorkydangerous6553 5 жыл бұрын
@@reddragon9064 fight me.
@reddragon9064
@reddragon9064 5 жыл бұрын
@@dorkydangerous6553 lol that a joke cause if not mine was it a fallout quote
@fabipower1
@fabipower1 5 жыл бұрын
@@reddragon9064 idiot
@3nertia
@3nertia 4 жыл бұрын
That's actually how it's always been. Knights and peasants for the right to pay taxes to their king/queen heh
@wateroflife8955
@wateroflife8955 5 жыл бұрын
Well son, when two people hate each other very much. . .
@InquisitorThomas
@InquisitorThomas 5 жыл бұрын
And that's where baby comes from.
@benjaminworton8784
@benjaminworton8784 5 жыл бұрын
more lack thereof
@nightshadowdarkthenomad6023
@nightshadowdarkthenomad6023 5 жыл бұрын
And that’s why we have the second admendment
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 5 жыл бұрын
Ben_W10 Well not necessarily.
@benjaminworton8784
@benjaminworton8784 5 жыл бұрын
@@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 shhh
@spaceninja7687
@spaceninja7687 5 жыл бұрын
"Imagine Hitler on a black dragon...Imagine magic Hitler" -actually I think Hitler would try to fly the whitest dragon out there or the most Aryan he could find.
@shadosnake
@shadosnake 5 жыл бұрын
He would be a high elf too
@tylerdetert5459
@tylerdetert5459 5 жыл бұрын
White dragons are ironically the weakest of the chromatic, but the most ferocious and beast-like.
@bredt2750
@bredt2750 5 жыл бұрын
@@shadosnake he would make gnome extermination camps too
@halismeful
@halismeful 5 жыл бұрын
@@tylerdetert5459 I'm pretty sure that just helps the metaphor.
@charlottewalnut3118
@charlottewalnut3118 5 жыл бұрын
Space Ninja Nah green dragons for gassing his enemies
@InquisitorThomas
@InquisitorThomas 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Logan, but if you bring a 9th level spell and a Dragon to a battlefield and the enemy doesn't, then you clearly deserved to win, the enemy was obviously stupid.
@chimerazeta1714
@chimerazeta1714 5 жыл бұрын
It's true, I was the dragon
@kyara7032
@kyara7032 5 жыл бұрын
It's true, I was the wizard.
@RxtohTheMighty
@RxtohTheMighty 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry guys, I was the Gunslinger that shot both of them
@chimerazeta1714
@chimerazeta1714 5 жыл бұрын
@@RxtohTheMighty but my wizard knows abjuration and I'm a black dragon so I have piercing resistance :)
@samza360
@samza360 5 жыл бұрын
That's all well and good until the Empire of Map-Paintia uses the fact that you used a 9th level spell and a dragon as an excuse to turn you and your spoils into free real estate
@grantmitchell6738
@grantmitchell6738 5 жыл бұрын
“We’re a us, not a you” - Shakespeare
@RandomPerson-xf9yn
@RandomPerson-xf9yn 5 жыл бұрын
r/iamverysmartlywooooshed
@odiwalker3973
@odiwalker3973 4 жыл бұрын
Normal people: "Lol who would want to start wars because of bananas?" United Fruit Company : *heavy sweating* 1900's US Marine Corps: *heavier sweating*
@blazer168
@blazer168 3 жыл бұрын
Sad but true
@lucase.crusader1196
@lucase.crusader1196 3 жыл бұрын
Idk about bananas but i'd kill everybody for my coffee.
@voidstrider801
@voidstrider801 2 жыл бұрын
Wars have been had over spices, it's not that absurd to suggest it could happen over a fruit. It is funny though.
@mandalortemaan7510
@mandalortemaan7510 2 жыл бұрын
The U.S. Government : *heaviest sweating*
@NearlyH3adlessNick
@NearlyH3adlessNick 2 жыл бұрын
Wars have been started over a _bucket...._ Bananas actually have some tangible value! War doesn't seem so crazy when you look through history at some of the other things we've killed people for
@limbersauce8360
@limbersauce8360 5 жыл бұрын
Reasons for a war of expansion: 1:To get more land, so the ruler can brag about it's size 2:BANANAS
@LunarTales
@LunarTales 5 жыл бұрын
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
@poisonedoak6563
@poisonedoak6563 5 жыл бұрын
Rulers bragging about the size of their bananas
@romeochavez1111
@romeochavez1111 5 жыл бұрын
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Wars *Banana War flashbacks*
@therisenhunter7864
@therisenhunter7864 5 жыл бұрын
don't forget tee
@adamkaris
@adamkaris 5 жыл бұрын
The Risenhunter who’s talking about golfing?
@caityreads8070
@caityreads8070 5 жыл бұрын
"Imagine magic Hitler." So, Voldemort?
@IrvingIV
@IrvingIV 4 жыл бұрын
👏
@CodfishJoe
@CodfishJoe 3 жыл бұрын
But with dragon
@evannibbe9375
@evannibbe9375 3 жыл бұрын
Kamryn Turner Yeah, J.K. Rowling forgot to limit the number of spell slots people have, and so had to substantially reduce the power of their spells or have additional hand-waves to limit the number of times things like the Fidelius Charm and Cursed Fire were used.
@XPtoLevel3
@XPtoLevel3 5 жыл бұрын
Logan, this is a great and informative video. To those who are upset over the "Political Jokes"? Trust me guys, I know Logan. He's not making political jokes to be political, if anything he's trying to make you laugh. Sometimes, and I know it sounds crazy, we make jokes to be funny... and not to be political. Who are you to decide "yeah you deserve people to be angry at you because I can't handle humor". Get over your personal stances and enjoy some entertainment. We're not here to offend you.
@XPtoLevel3
@XPtoLevel3 5 жыл бұрын
also, for FUCKS SAKE IT'S A VIDEO ABOUT WAR??? THAT'S PURE POLITICS!
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 5 жыл бұрын
Pin this so more people can see
@Nionivek
@Nionivek 5 жыл бұрын
I know this is a bit late but "Political" isn't the same as "Partisan" (everything partisan is political, but not everything political is partisan). I normally wouldn't bother because I understand your sentiment... But far too many don't know the difference and are confused that a discussion on the importance of education isn't an invitation to talk about class warfare. Now if you will excuse me I have to get Schmobama to stop putting children in cages while drone bombing their parents, You know typical Egyptian things.
@jackacid1210
@jackacid1210 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! People should see this comment more, you should pin it.
@g0oberdm417
@g0oberdm417 3 жыл бұрын
@@XPtoLevel3 It's okay dude, there's a good subset of any community who actively seek out controversy and thereby have a reason to criticize the individual (whether justified in reality or not). The people who actually like Logan (which are like, the 99.99% of the viewers) we know he's making jokes and being non specific :))))
@wetzel4806
@wetzel4806 5 жыл бұрын
So, if I've understood correctly: Hitler studied the occult to try and get war dragons, Donald Trump is a Sith Lord planning on making a Lazer firing wall, and bananas are the only just cause for war because they're going extinct.
@Nyives
@Nyives 5 жыл бұрын
Dingle Flump *
@kevinaustin51
@kevinaustin51 5 жыл бұрын
Get your D F’s right geese *Squawk*
@Scortch-lo3xy
@Scortch-lo3xy 5 жыл бұрын
yep
@ventexovakon2178
@ventexovakon2178 5 жыл бұрын
...I want a laser border wall now.
@smile-tl9in
@smile-tl9in 4 жыл бұрын
@Michael Fox in other words a megalomaniacal dictator worshiped by millions of morons and made one of the biggest fuck-up of his universe that pretty much doomed his empire. Got it. Don't worry about your lawn. Start cleaning your house
@John-doe955
@John-doe955 5 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, invaded Russia during winter.
@marten5270
@marten5270 4 жыл бұрын
Are you mongolian though
@theapexsurvivor9538
@theapexsurvivor9538 4 жыл бұрын
Just bring a jacket and maintain supply lines, if you start in the winter you can keep expanding for much longer than if you start in summer.
@tatersalad76
@tatersalad76 3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@g0oberdm417
@g0oberdm417 3 жыл бұрын
This has happened too, French and German soldiers are rolling in their graves.
@dylandarnell3657
@dylandarnell3657 2 жыл бұрын
Russia: Ha ha, look at these idiots invading in the winter. Russia: _invades Finland in the winter_
@shandaniel2999
@shandaniel2999 5 жыл бұрын
I’m hoping you cover mass combat rules and how to run it.
@d4s0n282
@d4s0n282 5 жыл бұрын
yeah lol
@danielhanson2417
@danielhanson2417 5 жыл бұрын
Shan Daniel rule number.1 DON'T
@jerrin1528
@jerrin1528 5 жыл бұрын
Have a wave attacks after a round and reduce minions and foot soldiers health to 1. Still have the players roll a damage die because that will show how many minions killed in a turn. Make turns last 15 seconds instead of 6 so it makes sense that you killed so many in a small period of time. Have each soldier miniature be worth five soldiers in a compact unit and when ever it attacks, make 5 attacks by that unit.
@user-tp5ox8zj6u
@user-tp5ox8zj6u 5 жыл бұрын
Strongholds and Followers has a free section with warfare rules
@202mc4
@202mc4 5 жыл бұрын
Just play some free wargame rules (such as Kings Of War or the 9th age and use the players as heroes (obviously converting d&d stats to wargame stats)
@theposhdinosaur7276
@theposhdinosaur7276 5 жыл бұрын
8:09 "Imagine magic Hitler" OKAY I WILL (I apologize in advance) Name: Adolf Hitler Race: Human (variant) Feat: Inspiring leader Alignment: Chaotic Evil Background: Soldier Class: Sorceror, draconic blood-line (green) Level: 10 Stats (point buy based) Str 10 Dex 14 Con 12 Int 10 Wis 12 Cha 16 (+4) Cantrips Poison spray (obviously) Message Friends Create bonfire (You know why) Mold earth (ya know, to dig em mass graves) Mage hand (so he can heil at range) 1st level spells Chaos bolt (lunacy) Charm person (propaganda) 2nd level spells Darkvision Detect thoughts (paranoia) Mind spike (to track the "Tabaxi") See invisibility 3rd level spells Fireball (artillery strike) Gaseous form (seems more fitting than fly) 4th level spells Greater invisibility 5th level spells Cloudkill (signature move) Dominate person (more propaganda) Necromancer build is also acceptable for army of Nazi zombies.
@shukuala9502
@shukuala9502 3 жыл бұрын
His draconic bloodline must be white though
@jamesistryingok
@jamesistryingok 3 жыл бұрын
Never in my life have I seen the fucking greatest and absolute worst character created.
@lordodysseus
@lordodysseus 3 жыл бұрын
Imma use this for one of my characters.
@imgonnasneezeachoo
@imgonnasneezeachoo 3 жыл бұрын
You know, I wasn't sure why you didn't pick BattleMaster but I see now this is terrifying and now must be fought with a level 20 Way of the Hand Monk
@dylandarnell3657
@dylandarnell3657 2 жыл бұрын
This is horrible. I'm leaving a comment so I can use it next time I run a game.
@johncrawford3321
@johncrawford3321 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t know what it is, but I know one thing. War... war never changes.
@atomicbamboo2453
@atomicbamboo2453 5 жыл бұрын
Memes, memes never change.
@Pfeifenkraut
@Pfeifenkraut 5 жыл бұрын
Shit, too slow.
@danielgordon84
@danielgordon84 5 жыл бұрын
Unless you’re in Metal Gear. In which case... War...has changed.
@Pyreleaf
@Pyreleaf 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Gordon If you were to, say, bullshit your way to crafting an iron golem that can BRRRT with magic missiles and shoot fireballs out it's ass, would that count as a fantasy metal gear?
@Niemandzockt
@Niemandzockt 5 жыл бұрын
I used to think the same thing.
@samza360
@samza360 5 жыл бұрын
War? Huh! What is it good for? Territorial expansion!
@Volvith
@Volvith 4 жыл бұрын
"... Because usually, if you're the only one riding into battle on a dragon, casting high level spells, you're a war-criminal." Me: Well, you are if you leave witnesses. :D
@frankg2790
@frankg2790 4 жыл бұрын
History is written by the victor and if you have a fucking dragon and the other guys don't, you cannot lose unless they have a ballista or a trained marksman with an arrow made for killing dragons.
@botondhetyey159
@botondhetyey159 Жыл бұрын
@@frankg2790 I prefer Matt Colville's take on this, which is that in the end, it takes numbers to hold the line. If you have an army and a dragon, and the enemy has an army, sure, good. If they have an army, and you only have a dragon, you may burn 100s alive, but sooner or later, your dragon will die, not by a single dragon killer superman, but just by thousands of tiny cuts.
@rolfneve
@rolfneve Жыл бұрын
@@botondhetyey159 except by all means it doesn't. If you have a dragon, you could easily just roast (literally) first the people commanding the army, and then the front lines. Lines don't tend to hold when someone just saw their mate and 60 others being instantly vaporized. Routing was historically how most armies lost
@teathesilkwing7616
@teathesilkwing7616 6 ай бұрын
@@rolfneveyou’d have to find and reach the leaders, in which time + the time before the death is realized, your dragon got free acupuncture by a huge amounts of arrows. Or a few hit you and you fall and splat.
@shandaniel2999
@shandaniel2999 5 жыл бұрын
What is war! Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more!
@MCYonazz
@MCYonazz 5 жыл бұрын
But then it's war, so... baby do hurt me?
@alexlawson4173
@alexlawson4173 5 жыл бұрын
Hit me. Hit me harder.
@starringvincentprice
@starringvincentprice 5 жыл бұрын
What is War? Baby they hurt me.... They hurt me... I’m no more What is War?
@kevinaustin51
@kevinaustin51 5 жыл бұрын
Love is war
@danieldosso2455
@danieldosso2455 5 жыл бұрын
Why does love always feel like a battlefield?
@catcocomics1601
@catcocomics1601 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine Wizard Hitler running around nuking 6-year-old wizard-wannabes and stealing their wands on a Roblox Harry Potter server
@Ender13123
@Ender13123 4 жыл бұрын
Me trying to go to sleep "It's okay, Magic Hitler isn't real" (From the shadows) "I cast ze fireball!!!"
@arashparthian_112
@arashparthian_112 4 жыл бұрын
Ender13123 I cast poizon cloud
@ocularorb4021
@ocularorb4021 3 жыл бұрын
no he'd cast cloudkill
@zerobrain4764
@zerobrain4764 2 жыл бұрын
He should have just casted fire bolt, commeners have 1d8 hp or 4 on average.
@Toven_WaveWatcherFi
@Toven_WaveWatcherFi 5 жыл бұрын
It's only a war crime if you lose.
@jamesistryingok
@jamesistryingok 5 жыл бұрын
Logan: I'm going to teach you how to wage war Kim jong un has entered the chat
@jamesmclean8901
@jamesmclean8901 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@goosetheendtable8984
@goosetheendtable8984 5 жыл бұрын
Humanity: Runesmith: Welcome to a video where I teach you how to wage war!
@thehalberdier4774
@thehalberdier4774 5 жыл бұрын
"Who help you with Californian rent." You have my utmost sympathies.
@BobWorldBuilder
@BobWorldBuilder 5 жыл бұрын
People are really good at advancing technologies with war potential. In any setting that has high level spells and dragons, they would probably be almost exclusive to war!
@silverstar7843
@silverstar7843 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine Magic Hitler on a Black Dragon. The best final boss in a fantasy setting. Period.
@camerongunter6232
@camerongunter6232 5 жыл бұрын
Silver Star I believe a White Dragon would be better suited for him and his Aryan bias
@Pink_Noodle
@Pink_Noodle 4 жыл бұрын
Albino black dragon, there we did it
@patrickgambill9326
@patrickgambill9326 5 жыл бұрын
This may be dark, but another possible motivation for war, may be a distraction. Perhaps an unpopular king wants to distract from questionable domestic policies. They may also target political enemies during a draft. This could lead to an interesting villain
@wriestduke8043
@wriestduke8043 3 жыл бұрын
Tsar Nicholas the Second is an example of this
@zerobrain4764
@zerobrain4764 2 жыл бұрын
@@wriestduke8043 Im pretty sure it was because people hated him so he tried to wage a war so he can look good.
@wriestduke8043
@wriestduke8043 2 жыл бұрын
@@zerobrain4764 yeah, thats what i was saying. Tsar Nicholas waged war with Japan to try and distract his population from how shit of a ruler he was, and lost.
@racekitty
@racekitty 5 жыл бұрын
Using unconventional tactics to the enemy makes you a war criminal but to your people you're a war hero it's a matter of perspective really heck all wars are a matter of perspective
@frankg2790
@frankg2790 4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that history is written by the victors.
@marcospatricio8283
@marcospatricio8283 3 жыл бұрын
Well, Hannibal wasn't considered a war criminal for using unconventional tactics to trick, flank and encircle enemies (he's still a war criminal, but because of other stuff). Neither was Rommel (i mean, he was a nazi, so there's probably some war crimes in there, but the reason behind them isn't flanking people really well). Nor Caesar (who ALSO commited war crimes), or Scipio... My point is... Everyone is a war criminal.
@imgonnasneezeachoo
@imgonnasneezeachoo 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcospatricio8283 Same thing goes for basically every leader too. Every (or most) president(s) is in a sense, a war criminal.
@whensomethingcriesagain
@whensomethingcriesagain 3 жыл бұрын
1:20 A great example of this is what happens to Sabrina Glevessig in The Witcher 2, she singlehandedly won a battle by calling down a storm of fire, but decimated her own side's forces as well, and was burned at the stake for it
@NachoBran_CandyCabbage
@NachoBran_CandyCabbage 5 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that my first thought after reading the title of this was "Space Marine!!!" shouted in an Austrailian accent?
@InquisitorThomas
@InquisitorThomas 5 жыл бұрын
I thought "WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR??? Huhuhuhuh"
@202mc4
@202mc4 5 жыл бұрын
WEH ARE SPESSH MUHREENS! AND WEH SHULL KNEW NO FEHUR!!
@Unk0wnHope
@Unk0wnHope 4 жыл бұрын
Something to note about invasion wars, is that the advancing force must leave behind some of their soldiers after each successful siege to occupy the town/city, meaning that their forces diminish regardless of casualties as they advance. This can mean the invadee can leave only skeleton guards at each checkpoint the invaders occupy to conserve their strength to repel them at their capital, when the invaders have left most of their men behind.
@ssimpson3288
@ssimpson3288 5 жыл бұрын
WAR is a stat in baseball that stands for Wins Above Replacement. It's an attempt by the sabermetric baseball community to summarize a player’s total contributions to their team in one statistic. For example: My Wizard has a WAR of 8.7 because he carries the rest of his party on his back.
@wefen18
@wefen18 5 жыл бұрын
OH GOD!!!!! I'm A TABAXI. I DON'T WANT MAGIC HITLER ON AN ANCIENT BLACK DRAGON TO KILL ME!
@felisleo101
@felisleo101 5 жыл бұрын
Good to see another Visalia-D&D player making good. Keep up the good work, Runesmith. 👍
@techattack6803
@techattack6803 5 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the rest of the series. This should be really helpful for one of my projects. Thanks in advance, Logan.
@OurCelestialAnatomy
@OurCelestialAnatomy 5 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff man. All of your videos have helped me so much as a new DM.
@djinnglebells241
@djinnglebells241 5 жыл бұрын
I just started watching your videos and they are pretty good, just so you know my personal opinion your videos that don't have a very heavy tone like this one and are kind of comedic are better then the ones that feel kind of heavy like your planes video, just keep doing what you are doing.
@NonApplicable1983
@NonApplicable1983 5 жыл бұрын
Sieges and raids are a lot more common than battles in full scale war because they’re much less risky for everyone involved. Any competent commander would try to avoid a battle unless they’re absolutely certain they will win or they have no other choice. The easiest and more reliable way to win a war is to take your enemies’ territory (by taking their castles) and deprive them of their resources (by taking their crops).
@larmoth401
@larmoth401 4 жыл бұрын
I can't remember their name but there was a well regarded Historian who said that when talking about Historical warfare it's more efficient to talk about the reasons peace happened than it is why war happened.
@evannibbe9375
@evannibbe9375 3 жыл бұрын
larmoth401 Yeah, mostly the real reason is to solidify support behind the leader, and in cases where the King fights in the front lines (like Pharaoh and the Chiefs of Celtic tribes did), be remembered in the stories of the common people.
@Lucasfghjsokfdkjheu
@Lucasfghjsokfdkjheu 5 жыл бұрын
I love the names you chose, dude!
@nargenhargel9233
@nargenhargel9233 5 жыл бұрын
War, hoo What is it good for? Absolutely nothin yeaaaah
@Paul-A01
@Paul-A01 5 жыл бұрын
As you can clearly see in this video, it's good for lots of things.
@harrytattersall86
@harrytattersall86 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a new DM nad this series is really helping me write my homebrew campaign for my party. You the man, Logan.
@notionofchivalry3002
@notionofchivalry3002 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention the most common war today the unforgiving Console wars
@chimerazeta1714
@chimerazeta1714 5 жыл бұрын
Love the Star Wars reference...saw it coming as soon as you said Rebellion. Literally anyone: Look! Rebels! SW Fans: WHERE
@buttersquids
@buttersquids 5 жыл бұрын
Listen here mate It would be insane to suggest that you don't want to commit a complete extermination of the Tabaxi race Like wtf man
@evannibbe9375
@evannibbe9375 3 жыл бұрын
I believe that Magic Hitler will gain the support of Reddit in eliminating the furries.
@StarWindEnergin
@StarWindEnergin 3 жыл бұрын
Your videos on these subjects are so damn helpful as a DM I can't even express it properly in words. Thanks for making them.
@anonymouscrab2013
@anonymouscrab2013 5 жыл бұрын
I can hardly wait for part 2! Nice work
@arandomzoomer4837
@arandomzoomer4837 5 жыл бұрын
Yay I love war! Man I remember that time my leg rotted off from gangrene after a spear wound, it was a blast and it really built character!
@Ignensis
@Ignensis 4 жыл бұрын
"Keep politics out of the most political activity there is plz" ^big brain commenters
@triyuga
@triyuga 2 жыл бұрын
These tactics vids are my fav in your Library.
@gratuitouslurking8610
@gratuitouslurking8610 8 ай бұрын
For anyone curious, 'I want to kill all Tabaxi' is in part how Dark Sun became such a nightmare plane.
@Arthiel7
@Arthiel7 2 жыл бұрын
Ma'man, please, make an entire world history channel and narrate it like that! With your comments and analogies of course! I would watch it... nay, I would MEMORIZE it all! :D Brilliant stuff as always!
@hastur2587
@hastur2587 4 жыл бұрын
This was great I’m about to go into a campaign about a huge turf war and this might help
@AzraelThanatos
@AzraelThanatos 4 жыл бұрын
You also have punative wars similar to raids that are relatively common when split like that. Basically, one side gets fed up with being raided and don't have the resources to hold or just don't want the other sides territory, so they stomp in, burn it to the ground and salt the earth...essentially what Rome did to Carthage
@LoveyTheDon
@LoveyTheDon 3 ай бұрын
This was so great and thorough, thank you!
@Lukos0036
@Lukos0036 5 жыл бұрын
Magic Hitler on a black dragon loses to magic Churchill on a giant bottle of brandy, Magic Roosevelt on a giant wheelchair, (too soon?), magic Stalin on a giant gulag, and magic France on a flying baguette.
@plasmaballin
@plasmaballin 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't "Hitler on a black dragon" just what GoT season 8 turned Daenerys into?
@marcospatricio8283
@marcospatricio8283 3 жыл бұрын
No, silly! She's hitler in a wyvern!
@prestonjones1653
@prestonjones1653 4 жыл бұрын
"Imagine Hitler on a black dragon. Imagine magic Hitler." Well now I know exactly what sentence to NOT describe D&D to my synagogue friends with.
@2ndThought_
@2ndThought_ 5 жыл бұрын
You make great content. Keep it up! :)
@baldrodinson3380
@baldrodinson3380 5 жыл бұрын
So please enlighten me. This video? *_What is it good for?_*
@omegagilgamesh
@omegagilgamesh 5 жыл бұрын
Some people tell me that 90% of wars are caused by religion. I'm of the opinion that in 90% of those wars, religion was the excuse, not the reason. If a king wanted to expand and control a certain region, do you think the peasantry would fight and die because their king wanted them to? Leaders always needed to give more reason than that, so they would find something more convenient, such as different religions as the reason, different ethnicities, blame their neighbor for some crime committed against them, so on and so forth. A good example is the 1954 coup d'etat of Guatemala, which was backed by the CIA. The reasons/excuses given were because the current president, Jacopo Àrbenz, was planning to align the country with the Soviet Bloc, of which the was very little evidence. What IS known, however, is that the United Fruit Company (UFCO) was the one who lobbied the Eisenhower administration with these claims, and that Àrbenz was trying to pass labor and agrarian reform in Guatemala. UFCO had a virtual Monopoly on fruit, transportation, and exportation in Guatemala, so these reforms very much threatened them. Add to this that the director of the CIA, Allen Dulles, was a board member of UFCO, his brother was both Secretary of State and owner of a law firm that represented UFCO, and Ed Whitman, principal lobbyist for UFCO, was married to Eisenhower's secretary, they had a LOT of both the ears of and influence over the US government.
@TacDyne
@TacDyne 4 жыл бұрын
You need more thumbs up for stating reality!
@lkcdarzadix6216
@lkcdarzadix6216 4 жыл бұрын
@Church of Walterany reason to start a war
@sandstorm7147
@sandstorm7147 5 жыл бұрын
I love these names so much
@djsalad5752
@djsalad5752 3 жыл бұрын
0:00: Sun Tzu, probably
@CasEavey
@CasEavey 4 жыл бұрын
This is like the 4'th time I've seen this video and honestly, it's still the same video. War never changes
@pandawithagun1207
@pandawithagun1207 5 жыл бұрын
Please do a video on demon hierarchy I really want to make a warlock pact of the fiend and knowing how demons work would be very helpful
@sblinder1978
@sblinder1978 5 жыл бұрын
That was a chilling conclusion
@RxtohTheMighty
@RxtohTheMighty 5 жыл бұрын
"Think of magic Hitler" Freaking Drow dude...
@sadlad5258
@sadlad5258 5 жыл бұрын
In that case it'd be Magic Hitlette
@soderium6729
@soderium6729 5 жыл бұрын
But a drow has black skin and white hair and since that is very un-aryan our Fuhrer shall not accept such demirace /s
@xo-1320
@xo-1320 4 жыл бұрын
@@soderium6729 you do know there is a black version of Nazism right?
@user-vm9xz4kv9z
@user-vm9xz4kv9z 2 жыл бұрын
@@xo-1320 you know it's a joke right?
@rexgar0092
@rexgar0092 4 жыл бұрын
Great video. Informative and made me laugh.
@samoelcerv4798
@samoelcerv4798 4 жыл бұрын
With this ....i learned a ton .... will be easy to create world ..... will be realistic Thank you for your info
@whensomethingcriesagain
@whensomethingcriesagain 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, Dingle Flump got me
@honooryu5374
@honooryu5374 3 жыл бұрын
8:05 I knew some day I would hear that sentence. I actually heard a similar, but it was sailor moon magical girl Hitler.
@fakename3168
@fakename3168 2 жыл бұрын
What do you think about a game where the PCs are gorilla fighters in a civil war that have to plan out attacks on patrols and set traps to weaken their targets to level the fights against stronger opponents? Sorta like the events in don’t escape 4
@Fenriswolfer77
@Fenriswolfer77 3 жыл бұрын
"Imagine Hitler on a black dragon." His name is Ashnard and technically this dragon is still a human being.
@wesleybrock315
@wesleybrock315 4 жыл бұрын
Well I want to give you heat for suggesting that high level magic wouldn't see use. That's just not true. If anything the presence of magic would be an accounted for aspect of war and military tactics in Faerun or whatever DnD context would look more like modern warfare and less like Medieval. Both armies would field mages seeking to neutralize the opposing sides magic. Mages would be used like artillery and mass formations would be rare given how vulnerable they would be to side artillery. Covert actions and mobility would be important to victory and shock troopers meant to rush headlong into battle would like be outfitted and trained to survive magic attacks. i could even see elite shock troopers being given anti-magic field projectors.
@brandonk8948
@brandonk8948 3 жыл бұрын
I really want to play a campaign where the group is in charge of placing a new king on the throne and three musketeers medieval-style face-off opposing forces from other lands attempting to overthrow the established monarchy. Be so much fun role-playing that scenario with a group who knows how to character backstory and create intriguing plots that could lead to betrayals or war outcomes.
@Its-Just-Zip
@Its-Just-Zip 2 жыл бұрын
So I guess our d&d world wizards are weapons of mass destruction now I like this
@prome3439
@prome3439 3 жыл бұрын
Im currently RP'ing a Homunculus who is on the brink of making WW1 with his newly acquiered Elven Empire. His motiv: Geneticaly egnineered communism and peace for everyone. How? Killing and resurecting everyone. And just around 2-3 ingame weeks before it kicks of, i get this Video recommended! A blessing^^
@ryan-cochran
@ryan-cochran 4 жыл бұрын
Hi I'd like to thank you I'm making my first game and after watching like 164 of your videos I am ready
@peterrasmussen394
@peterrasmussen394 5 жыл бұрын
What is war? Baby do hurt me. Do hurt me. Always.
@nerdlingeeksly5192
@nerdlingeeksly5192 4 жыл бұрын
And the video comes full circle now we know why everyone hated that one mage on a Dragon, he's got a shaddy past.
@robbomegavlkafenryka6158
@robbomegavlkafenryka6158 3 жыл бұрын
0:39 Economics and Alliances are two big ones too.
@matthewholmquist8870
@matthewholmquist8870 2 жыл бұрын
What is war!? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more
@SladePate
@SladePate 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Logan, very cool!
@LampseekerForevermore
@LampseekerForevermore 2 жыл бұрын
As a level 20 noble sorcerer I managed to use the meager army of my home kingdom and the ability to true polymorph myself into a green dragon (because his draconic ancestor was green), to conquer the majority of the map
@vigilantsycamore8750
@vigilantsycamore8750 2 жыл бұрын
"Religious wars are most often based on an argument between two radicalist groups of two different religions" 17th Century Europe: "Hold my Reformation"
@magnusdallas4447
@magnusdallas4447 5 жыл бұрын
I love these names
@gabriel300010
@gabriel300010 5 жыл бұрын
2:45 indeed. the farmers win all the time, specially against big empires. doubly so if they farm rice.
@connierule3902
@connierule3902 5 жыл бұрын
At 7:53. That's not what ruffles feather. That'd just rub them the wrong way. If you wanna ruffle feathers you gotta go for the Kenku.
@Heimdall209
@Heimdall209 5 жыл бұрын
According to Clausewitz, war is actually a logical affair, where it is the socially sanctioned means of conducting violence in order to acquire material, territorial, or political gains. So this makes this video an embellishment of this fact. Also very fantastical.
@Jarulf4477
@Jarulf4477 10 ай бұрын
I know this is quite late to post on an old vid but if you're interested in a bonkers example of religious wargare, look up the Ikko-ikki in Japan.
@Runesmith
@Runesmith 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the watching of video www.patreon.com/runesmith
@peepeefart
@peepeefart 5 жыл бұрын
Is that Octopath Traveler music in the background? Yes!
@X4nthem
@X4nthem 2 жыл бұрын
RS: "What is War?" me internally: "baby, don't hurt me"
@shaldlay2478
@shaldlay2478 3 жыл бұрын
when a D&D video is more informative than an actual history class
@kylepessell1350
@kylepessell1350 5 жыл бұрын
Strangely enough, I'm about to start a campaign where I'm on a warpath against 'Elf Nazis' that have apparently been a secretive evil force for a long while in this world. They occasionally cause trouble just to remind others that they are still around. Their last 'occasional trouble' burned down the temple that was my character's childhood home and caused them to take an Oath of Vengeance.
@thedamnguy2896
@thedamnguy2896 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the kingdom of sample text. Truly wonderful
@Germanil
@Germanil 5 жыл бұрын
ROMESPAIN WILL RULE THE WORLD!
@MCYonazz
@MCYonazz 5 жыл бұрын
¡Glory to Romespain! ¡Viva el caesar!
@psmt1234
@psmt1234 5 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GLORY OF ROMESPAIN AND ITS ETERNAL GOD EMPEROR!
@lubulordofkhone4491
@lubulordofkhone4491 Жыл бұрын
"war therefore, is an act of violence intended to compel our opponent to fulfil our will" -Carl von Clausewitz
@The_Somewhere_Monarch
@The_Somewhere_Monarch 3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: over the last 10,000 years only 7% of recorded wars were caused by religion. (Source Encyclopedia of Wars volume 5)
@pontusvongeijer8986
@pontusvongeijer8986 5 жыл бұрын
This video violates my feeling of safety. It encouraged me to think about magic Hitler and now Im litterally shaking in fear. :(
@202mc4
@202mc4 5 жыл бұрын
Just to be sure: you're ironic, right?
@pontusvongeijer8986
@pontusvongeijer8986 5 жыл бұрын
202mc Yupp. It is however quite hillarious that you feel you need to ask. (Im not saying its unreasonable to ask, my point is more that its funny the internet is such a place that warrants your question.) :)
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