What Ruby Rose REALLY Thinks of Qrow [FT. TypicalMari] (RWBY Thoughts Parody)

Ruby Rose is always fond of her uncle Qrow, but even a simple soul can grow weary of a drunkard's antics.
Thanks to TypicalMari for providing the voice for Ruby, check her out on Instagram here: / mari.fandubs
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[@CrumblingCube]

Thanks to Mari.Fandubs for making this possible! Check out her stuff on Instagram: instagram.com/mari.fandubs

[@isabellewilson5314]

“Why do I feel like I’m about to get a giant plate of cookies?” OMFG I CAUGHT THAT REFERENCE XD

[@ChaoticUrges]

Isabelle Wilson What is it?

[@silverscreen842]

Majin Ryuusei First episode.

[@fuffofox]

Isabelle Wilson Haha! Yep. Cookies!

[@asantesmith6722]

Ozpin gave Ruby a plate of cookies in the 1st episode in Volume 1 after she beat up Torchwics thugs.

[@_coffeekreamer_215]

YASSSSS

[@kaicreech7336]

Is no one going to comment on the fact that Drunk!Qrow has the same personality as Ruby.

[@blakechandler167]

Kai Creech Ruby is drunk 24/7 confirmed.

[@sailormoon367]

I can see it but may you please expand on it?

[@asuna5701]

I want Ruby’s thoughts on Oscar

[@SirSailorStar]

I think we might get those in the actual show.

[@nightmarefox6483]

SirSailor Star we need Rose Garden I the show

[@billlee3851]

"What a noob" xD

[@StKing317]

I do not ship it

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

@@StKing317 but I do

[@sayori4568]

Happy Thoughts..... Oh...I'm sad again

[@willscarashatfitthroughthe4049]

NO. NOT HERe. the wounds are too fresh.

[@Agileon8]

that fits not only for ruby but also your pfp (sayori I mean)

[@miam9989]

Sayori me af

[@crocodielz625]

I did *KNOT* expect you here

[@miam9989]

Sadist ohhhhh shiiiiit

[@viosiocraft58]

I'm impressed, that's a really good imitation of the original voice !

[@satele42]

that was soooo great lol "Why do I have the feeling I'm about to get a giant plate of cookies?" was sooo good

[@mugensamurai]

That Ruby voice actress did a great job.

[@Vergil9O]

1:31 So what you're saying Miss Rose is that Oscar is going to give you a stack of his sweet sugary goodness to inhale in the course of a few seconds? And you've done that before, but with a substantially older gentleman, after which he granted you acceptance into his very prestigious school? Oh my...

[@EmilioReyes_97]

M'aiq The Liar Boi get your mind out if the gutter, its to clever for trash XD

[@muriloaraujo6421]

Oh my fucking god

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

Haha your wording choice brings me life

[@otaku-thing2927]

As in cookies, not cum.

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

@@otaku-thing2927 oh jesus wtf

[@marcrizkalla9936]

0:51-1:03 Somebody was going to say it eventually, i just didn't knw who

[@131tris]

1:30 that 'wanting cookies' line right before Oscar's dialogue got me thinking...Oscar really looks like milk and cookies(chocolate chips one)😂😂 his hair's brown,the freckles,the white clothing..am I the only one thinking about this??😂😂😅

[@nagol2602]

Ruby: I’m starting to wonder who the real adult is here. Me: The answer is Ren.

[@pinkspiritcosplay4607]

Please tell this is not the only one "what ruby really thought" 🙏🙏🙏 It's so awesome keep going !

[@CrumblingCube]

Thanks for watching! This is the first of hopefully many.

[@crimsonsnow3617]

My friend saw this and asked me if he was drunk And I said he's always drunk 😂

[@DThorne19]

XD I’m not gonna lie, this came at the PERFECT time. Really needed a pick-me-up and you guys were on the money this time. Big thanks to you and to Mari.Fandubs!

[@CrumblingCube]

Thanks had a lot of fun writing this one!

[@onealsvc]

Same here, I really needed this tonight.

[@cunningsmile4166]

1:50 Well after having ZERO luck for ANYTHING since they gor there, finding Oz was a hell of victory for Qrow

[@curvingfyre6810]

i lowkey consider this cannon.

[@curvingfyre6810]

apparently, ruby isnt salty.

[@ameliakeane3533]

When Ruby mentioned Weiss I started to cry.

[@CrumblingCube]

Yeah this was written well before that episode came out, but man it hurts all the same.

[@twinodoom]

Salinity levels rising

[@nobleswordsman2731]

It would've been funny if she also mentioned the fact Qrow wastes all their money.

[@mizushiru2605]

White rose seriously seriously seriously seriously seriously seriously seriously

[@shay-dd8zc]

I just love ruby's face on the thumbnail

[@victorselve8349]

1:19 you may miss weiß but cinder didn't

[@CrumblingCube]

Oh god. Is it possible to laugh and cry at the same exact moment? Because I just did.

[@Oasis_Oracle]

After watching episode 11 of volume 5 at 1:21 kinda hurts

[@astrojade3611]

“I’m starting to wonder who the real adult is here” Probably Ren or Ozpin tbh

[@ej.crusing6130]

I love how all the voices are slightly deeper than what they actually are as this is something that actually happens

[@marcopohl4875]

stil wondering what ozpin thought there: remember he already lost his cool last time they talked about qrow being drunk, and now he's super plastered!

[@walterzx230]

1:04 don't forget the edgy past

[@insufferableanarchist]

dat white rose doh

[@blazingeagle9452]

I think Ruby is the adult there. When her Uncle Qrow gets drunk.

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

Hey maybe do one for Hazel, dude talks so little be funny if he was like a chatterbox in his head.

[@slipstreamtechnician2811]

I think it would be funny if they did the opposite and had it just be howling wind, kinda like one of the old RT shorts and at the end reveal he's got it stuck in his head for some reason

[@kaitlynreid2383]

"I think her uncle needs help". Lol Oscar you don't know the half of it

[@emilianomerendino3311]

I love their bonds,but this was amazing

[@cortana009]

Oh I'm sorry I thought this was what ruby thought not the whole FNDM...

[@sorbittis]

1:15 May this ship sail

[@shadowgsokami9932]

1:35 The real thoughts of Ruby, "My cookie sense is tingling."

[@starflame34]

Nah, Ruby isn't upset about losing her mother. If she was, she would have been asking questions since Volume 4 about what happened.

[@itzt0nic419]

1:15 * nosebleeds *

[@yas1364]

❤️ Ruby: Why do I feel like I am about to get a plate of cookies? I love ruby so much!

[@juliaamiri7689]

Weiss, just think of Weiss...

[@silverscreen842]

Rosegarden 4 life.

[@onealsvc]

Silver Screen this is the only ship I actually agree with.

[@tannerhahn7508]

Both of you discuss me

[@tannerhahn7508]

Disgust*

[@perspectiveotaku3438]

Cinder Fall Well I doubt cinder has the best intentions for ruby so your opinion is mute.

[@_coffeekreamer_215]

Grrrrrr

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Qrow is my still my favourite drunk boi

[@kinooo___]

0:51 noice Volume 2 reference

[@aless2906]

"not salty, just saiyan" Ok I had to do that

[@jewelcassie8016]

Ruby's inside: ok calm ruby happy thoughts like cresent rose,zwei,rice my waifu.

[@1musamune]

This was perfect do MORE

[@Aelethil]

I would have loved to hear Qrow's thoughts here.

[@ZekromVA]

0:33 now we know Qrow is really Rick

[@taykaitlynfn]

“Oh! I did it!” -qrow *falls off couch*

[@-v-1145]

1:53 Nora: oop

[@EastAvenger]

I love this

[@fallouthunter2802]

I like this voice after better than the actual ruby voice actor

[@skwills1629]

Over 1000 Likes, and no dislikes. Sweet.

[@Arkhivez]

I subscribed to you after Episodes 11 and 12.

[@GoldPrince2468]

I wonder if the silver eyes can do more than magical explosions? Like what if Ruby has laser eyes?

[@kappapride6332]

"I AM NOT A THING! I'M LEONARD CHURCH AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE!"

[@mandyimvegetaallen1943]

I like to know what Jaune thoughts are

[@altersasmr]

Awwww ruby misses her bossy wifu

[@iceluvndiva21]

Ok as much as I love this riffing? I still love how qrow is just happy to have accomplish something he set out to do: find the current host for ozpin. Plus he’s glad to hear from an old friend who he knew was dead but could come back. You can’t tell me that you wouldn’t be overjoyed if you had that happened. So yeah while hilarious and perfect for riffing? I love the sentiment behind this scene

[@goodhunter968]

Qrow in the beginning is drunk as hell

[@winxcat93]

Nail it

[@ellen-fs3pl]

boi birdie probably drinks cause best friend died

[@veto3436]

I cant believe i just found this out oscar pine= ospin take out the car in oscar and take out the e in pine and you got ospin

[@UpintheAir1395]

Lol, that salty Ruby voice tho :) "Well what if I want to help myself to a tall scotch right about now?!?!? Huh.... where did that come from?"

[@CrumblingCube]

Ruby is really just a salty cookie.

[@muriloaraujo6421]

"Or Weiss" Why everybody fucking shipp it

[@sugdolomar]

But in volume 3 she was so excited to see him! :'(

[@WhyLychee]

THE COOKIES MADE ME CHOKE

[@CrumblingCube]

Next time on Death Battle... RUBY ROSE VS COOKIE MONSTER.

[@WhyLychee]

Crumbling Cube That needs to happen *--*

[@emomerinague2644]

This is so funny and amazing

[@ChristopherCapersJones]

Ha! Savage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sflaningam7680]

Heh heh, "again"

[@zenaku8508]

Ruby just being done with qrow

[@rravenexe661]

IM TOO STINKIN DRINK

[@lethithuylinh8055]

WHY WE HASN'T HAD WHAT WEISS REALLY THINK YET?????

[@CrumblingCube]

Soon, friend, soon. We'll cover all of team RWBY soon enough.

[@lethithuylinh8055]

Crumbling Cube yes!!!!! Thank you very much!!!!!

[@nousername191]

Salty Ruby is the best!

[@MakiPcr]

Ruby at the end is me; Qrow did shit

[@jayreid2513]

No-one gang up on me. Ruby kind of sounds like Twilight Sparkle. still good though

[@Snowmanbutternips]

Lol

[@flandrescarlet2903]

Mind reader

[@umu8912]

Oof

[@chiccynugs7164]

HAHA I DID EHT!

[@naomiklijs5912]

Yeey Im the 10th to like

[@Narinjas]

LOL :3

[@typicalmarivo]

Thank you for having me voice Ruby! It was great to work with you guys!

[@oscarstainton]

You did a really great job as Ruby, I hope you get to do more in the future! :)

[@TheDunnDusted]

Excellent job, couldn't have been done better.

[@arandomqueerfanpeep7655]

you did good

[@katredd1498]

Typical Mari rooster teeth should have chose you for ruby's actor

[@actingbuggy]

MARIIIIIIIIII! You did a fantastic job! 💕

[@gracekim25]

I love this

[@namelessbritton6915]

That triggered Ruby though

[@iceluvndiva21]

Cute yet terrifying

[@Mickspad]

I want there to be a Ren version where whenever it shows him on screen, he just isn't paying attention or is the most spastic person in existence

[@zombiegirlhearteater5218]

This is probably accurate! XD

[@nana2030]

Ohhhh I LOVE THAT SOOOOO MUUUCCHHHH ! !!! Ruby is so funny ! XD

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

YAY Ruby's thoughts! More please!

[@slateoffate9812]

You should make thought videos for other characters in RWBY as well.

[@walterzx230]

Lawrence Gist Jaune, your turn

[@sweekwangtan1315]

Ok calm....happy thoughts like.. *Cresent Rose* *Zwei* *WEISSSSSSSS*

[@dannyboym4260]

Omg it kinda does sound like ruby

[@jyrusianliong2788]

Oscar's full name makes sense to Ozpin. Here it is Ozpin, Oscar Pine it makes sense. OScar PINe just change the S to a Z.

[@trathanhtran8850]

Ruby thinks about Weiss

[@behindthemirror2215]

and then she thinks about pyrha and then penny

[@RedDragonForce2]

@1:14 In a TOTALLY platonic way.

[@cunningsmile4166]

"I wonder why I thought Qrow was a cool uncle, EVER. All he does is get drunk and pick fights with everybody. Not to mention his stories are largely just him hitting on girls. I'm starting to wonder if this where Yang picks it up from."

[@jessieh0928]

What Yang really thinks of Raven!

[@AliAwesome]

"Oh, is there a world to save, or nieces to take care of who just lost their mom?" "I C A N T T E L L I M T O O S T I N K I N G D R U N K"

[@Jstck1]

Now edit Oscar and Ruby's thoughts together

[@wolflordxyz]

yes the whiterose reference tho