hitting your straps' comes from horses in harness, they wear straps to keep them in the correct gait.
@alfnoakes3929 ай бұрын
"Blowing smoke up your arse" was, bizarrely, an early way to try and resuscitate drowning victims.
@TheAccidentalViking8 ай бұрын
I came here to mention this. 👍
@alfnoakes3928 ай бұрын
Which makes you as peculiar as I am ...@@TheAccidentalViking 😄
@TheAccidentalViking8 ай бұрын
@@alfnoakes392 I'm just a spermologist.
@angeladawn8059 ай бұрын
Ah Russell, when I revisited the Motherland after a 22 year absence, and tried a Costco coffee, it was pissweak. The poms can make a good builder's tea, but know nothing about coffee. 😊
@Fsrjtyttzma9 ай бұрын
Yes you have “coffee” well done….
@lozinozz75678 ай бұрын
Watching Russel is the best antidote to a shitty day 😂😂
@aleonflux11389 ай бұрын
He's not wrong on the kiwi. Seriously... it can't fly, it's a poo-brown ball of fluff with a gigantic beak, and its standard defence tactic (apart from running away) is lying on its back and kicking its feet in the air.
@fergusporteous-gregory25579 ай бұрын
And they sound like demons
@alfnoakes3928 ай бұрын
Squeaky demons. Hearing them call to each other when feeding (Mrs Kiwi calls to Mr Kiwi to take a break from egg-sitting to come and join her worm-hunting) is a special moment.@@fergusporteous-gregory2557
@hallowedground41018 ай бұрын
The literal point of having a coffee in the morning is so you can take a dump 5 minutes later
@_.Marz._8 ай бұрын
Exactly. Cleans the system out before hopping in the shower 😂 Nothing worse than having to do one at work
@eliakimjosephsophia45429 ай бұрын
He's lovely. Wish I'd made it to New Zealand.
@ahorrell9 ай бұрын
He's not wrong about the coffee
@alfnoakes3929 ай бұрын
I stopped drinking coffee when I came to NZ. 25 years of black tea.
@Kurobeau9 ай бұрын
Would he prefer coffee that doesn't make you shit? haha
@antmanatthemoment72339 ай бұрын
At least we know how to keep our beer cold
@timpope72749 ай бұрын
Aww. Did he upset you ? 😂😂
@antmanatthemoment72339 ай бұрын
@@timpope7274 nah, just some banter
@wissbaa9 ай бұрын
News Boy needs soooooo much more credit!!!
@alfnoakes3929 ай бұрын
20 years ago I was working on a Ward at Auckland hospital when he came in to visit a mate who was a patient. The Nurses collectively nearly swooned, just stood there desperately trying not to embarrass themselves.
@kiwigirl84208 ай бұрын
Omg he’s right on with the grunting
@ataimd8 ай бұрын
Hitting your straps refers to harness racing....when a horse is running well he'll hit the straps of the harness that go over his shoulders in a sort of rhythm, he taps against it as he moves.
@Go_Home_British_Raj9 ай бұрын
He's great, love that interview with Greta cracking up
@MadCatLady289 ай бұрын
He's right about the helmets, spotted a stray one down the right hand side of the onramp south off Hobson street a couple of days ago.
@SO_DIGITAL9 ай бұрын
I don't understand the helmet thing..
@MadCatLady289 ай бұрын
@@SO_DIGITAL people keep taking them off the rental scooters. It's annoying.
@wordzmyth7 ай бұрын
@joisagirlsname the rental scooters should have to have the helmet attached back on to get your deposit back/or cause a charge to your card. And there should be charger docks in the streets, again get a big discount if you get it back to a dock
@MadCatLady287 ай бұрын
@@wordzmyth I'm aware this is the system. I have no idea why/how they do it. But central city has LOADS of helmet-less scooters around.
@djr33869 ай бұрын
John Cena is looking good 😊, it was nice of him to interview Russell Howard.
@thug4lyfe9 ай бұрын
haha, hoooleeelyyy!
@wordzmyth7 ай бұрын
Women have a hidden laugh is so great and so true! Mine is a kkkkkk sound ive just discovered through this. Also our coffee is perfect, all the eest is water. Also make the scooters smart so they know if the helmet is there or not before they charge your card. But make the per mile cheaper. Right now it is similar to a taxi. We need scooter docks so they are mostly charging not just littering the streets
@shanemacnee9 ай бұрын
wells awkward strap hits
@mucous-membrane9 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha ... hilarious AF. Totally as funny as the Matt and Jerry show. Actually, it's just like the Matt and Jerry show. I wonder why? Stretch your humour into 7 Sharp. That'd be the shit. Subversion is the new black. 1:12 hahaha ... also that 'dark web' joke. Vunderbar!!!
@obi-nt8ed9 ай бұрын
A strap is what you hit a horse with to get going
@MargaretCraigie9 ай бұрын
Unless, like so many other creatures in the world, the pelican used to exist in Denmark but is now extinct?
@53glowe8 ай бұрын
Bad coffee in NZ...America is 10 times worse ☕️😟
@Jack-rc1yl9 ай бұрын
I wonder what Russell would make of Newsboy?
@obi-nt8ed9 ай бұрын
Same thing we did tall ,goofy, and classic nz dry humor
@SO_DIGITAL9 ай бұрын
can I "sit"?
@ajdesigns69798 ай бұрын
Jono and Ben are just as funny if not funnier 😁
@13infbatt8 ай бұрын
Cringe .
@Fsrjtyttzma9 ай бұрын
Along with the rife ageism, appalling employment market and zero prospects. I made a huge mistake coming to NZ and after 6 miserable years I am finally getting back to civilisation and real prospects. I cannot wait to NOT be bombarded with the never ending dissatisfaction of life in NZ. Goodbye and good riddance.
@julianskinner36979 ай бұрын
Aotearoa doesn't suit everyone.
@bhanani54809 ай бұрын
That's on you for staying that long and being misrable but all the best wherever you end up.
@ultrainstinct64969 ай бұрын
Haere ra!
@_.Marz._8 ай бұрын
Sounds like you just wanted citizenship.
@PauroMareikura9 ай бұрын
Who😂😂😂😂
@Jannfndnanakid7 ай бұрын
it's incredibly important for people to talk about some random persons mind numbing drivel, but any political topic definitely needs to have it's comment section locked. thanks 1news
@mitchellwahl32549 ай бұрын
What do people find funny about him? Someone pease let me know...
@ElGordo19599 ай бұрын
I think you need to look inside, not outside for that answer Bro...
@johnnyboy15869 ай бұрын
Comedy is subjective
@Fsrjtyttzma9 ай бұрын
What do people find funny in top NZ comics? ….are there any!?
@johnnyboy15869 ай бұрын
@@Fsrjtyttzma I agree I always thought our comedians were a bit lame,maybe Billy t james ,Peter Rowly,Dave Mcfay and John Gatsby were not to bad but the was a long time ago
@ThunderRoad18 ай бұрын
People who have a sense of humour will find him funny, those who don't, will wonder.
@mixmastermootree8 ай бұрын
russell was cool till he platformed that bigotted wha quit jordan peterson