What’s a story you’ve been wanting to tell but no one has asked yet? 🤣😭

[@DoodleDog-ii3oc]

The educational system has failed that girl

[@sushm_7767]

Yeah, would call her stupid.. but like who taught her that?

[@777gpower]

Life has failed that girl, if whales rolled across the country- you wouldn’t need school to tell you.

[@GlippusGlorpus]

As a whale, I can confirm that we do in fact do just that every year.

[@TailsXFries_AKA_LJ]

Brain cells are lost. This must be an American story, because where else would you hear this? Florida is a stretch, but crazier things happen down there

[@mysterypie]

Ragebait

[@frogboi7]

I was waiting for her to say the smart answer of “a dead whale is actually incredibly dangerous because of the gasses that build up in it’s corpse, and running a car into it could cause the body to explode from the excess pressure.” And then she said what she did 😐

[@yigitryan4050]

Ok let's ignore the stupidity, if i understood it right i think she's saying that she would purposefully hit a whale with her car, and if so can we all agree that she's gonna die on impact, also what did dogs do?

[@lariiin21]

She said those are the only two she *would* swerve for. Meaning miss if they were in the road. 😊