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[@trustmaker1014]

EEEK! A wedding dress with POCKETS?? Definitely something to brag about! How do you even find that???

[@dawnmrodgers]

Yeah most women’s dresses don’t have pockets so a wedding dress with pockets is rare!

[@FranireFly_akaFranswa]

We can't even get pockets on our regular pants, let alone wedding dress!!

[@addyshorhnr3544]

Finding one is probably very hard, getting one would be rather easy as long as you are ordering custom and not fitted

[@ManyaSoboleva]

@@FranireFly_akaFranswamy prom dress for my last year of high school had pockets. happened by chance, and i found out while arranging the tulle about my hips.

[@taylorslade961]

Just ask the person doing your alterations. Pockets are super easy to add to dresses. Hell, you can even buy pre-made pockets.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

I get the wedding dress with pockets thing. Do you have any idea how hard it is for a girl to find ANYTHING, even a pair of jeans, with pockets? The ones I have are purely decorative and completely useless.

[@ChrisTownsend98]

Honestly, (and this goes for all the Cheerleaders) if your fellow cheerleader misses her cue on purpose and drops you flat on your ass (literally) tell your coach. I know, I know "snitches gets stitches" but this is one of those moments that it's really necessary.

[@ZoeSFX]

Pockets on any women's clothing is a brag, and we WILL tell every person we run into, to share the amazing news of pockets my leggings that I've had for 2 years now have pockets. I tell everyone. I mean everyone, especially the girls. I even do everything i can to remember where i got them and cost. Pockets are national news to us ladies.

[@rallyman6442]

That's not actually what I expected him to look like but he looks good like a fun step dad on vacation

[@ManyaSoboleva]

As an autistic woman, my brutal honesty is a curse, not a blessing. I tend to answer rhetorical questions. THAT is how much of a curse it is.

[@Lavender2005]

I make people mad with it, it hurts their feelings when i tell them their drawing isn't scary to me

[@boostershgames3090]

Would love to see a topic around board games. Such as best tabletop moments.

[@megansimplystitch]

D & D was my jam 1990 to 2004. My now husband had a large friend group in college. 9-10 people were interested in a long game. We met twice a week for 4-5 hours. My friend & I either made a big dinner or picked up some cheap pizza. We had wine coolers or Boones Farm, Zima & bud light. It went for 6 months. The whole game finally finshed. It was just before we scattered for new jobs, schools & moving out of state. It exists in a bubble of those good old times in my brain. Amongst the good, bad & other. It was 1994. I miss it sometimes. ❤

[@lordoffrost6264]

@@megansimplystitch i never played dandd my grandma gave me a starter edition but my dad did somthing with it

[@megansimplystitch]

@@lordoffrost6264 I'm sorry to hear that. You can sometimes find a starter kit in 2nd hand stores /used bookstores/ game stores, or go online. If you want to go to a physical shop, I'd call ahead. Have a good one.

[@gregynutbutter]

​@@megansimplystitchI've just started playing dnd been playing 2 years with buddies from high school haha four dice sets a mini figure and a rediculous dice tray later and it's the most fun i've ever had haha the stories are unending lol I'm currently playing a half-orc wizard that occasionally has orcish urges and eats the bodies of our foes 😂😂😂😂 man I love Dnd!!

[@emili9715]

Respectfully Sir, I'm gonna keep bragging about my pockets!!!!

[@AnnieMay14]

In eighth grade, I was the "smartest" of all the eight graders, meaning I had the best grades that year, and on graduation, I was the third "smartest". I like to brag about those times because it was hard work for me. I used to get bullied in school, so bad, in fact, that I tried to kill myself multiple times. I had only falling grades and not only had to repeat the sixth year but also had to change schools to a "worse" one (left the gymnasium, went to realschule). I fought real hard with mental health and school and needed a lot of help, but I managed to become the best in my class and I will never not be proud of it. It showed me that I am smarter than I thought and capable of bigger things than I expected. I am better than those bullies wanted me to think I am.

[@jackst9017]

Hard work pays off. Congrats man.

[@Shenn3165]

One way to help with smelling gasses, if you get a whiff of something, don’t stand there and keep smelling it, if it’s certain gasses, too much in your system will eventually kill you, get out as soon as you can.

[@SparkSpire11]

5:11 all I thought in that moment was "I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed" lol

[@toxiccupkakexx5900]

46:39 story I can relate hard to. I worked for an oil changing shop as a tech and I was also a state inspector. I would get so many remarks like “are you sure you know what you’re doing?” to “I want an actual tech/inspector to look over my vehicle”. It was annoying, but I had crew members and my managers would always back me. One guy in particular that really set me off, was an old grumpy man that came in for an oil change. Another crew member went to speak with him first, but was being talked down by the guy.(I don’t remember what he told him unfortunately) so then I got thrown in to speak and service write his oil change. This grumpy old fart went full gear to being an a$$hat and rude towards me. Part of the service writing part is getting the customers info, like name, number, vehicle info, etc. He refused to just give me his name and it’s company policy to ask for it, I was calm for the most part, although started raising my voice just because I aaa getting annoyed. He kept telling me “I don’t have to give you f-ing name or info! Stop f-ing asking! I want to speak to a MAN tech!” I got very heated that I walked away and told my manager he needs to deal with him. After they serviced him my crew mates later told me he was trash talking my other crew member and I. Saying he “doesn’t trust a woman to touch his vehicle” I again don’t know what he said about my crew mate, because I was solely focused on the crap comment he was saying about myself. I have many other stories about that time I worked there, but that one struck me the hardest. He also came back months later for another oil change and didn’t realize I worked on his car until after it was done. The smug grin I gave him when he realized it was me lmao

[@somethingaboutlemons3540]

TL;DR: A man came in complaining he got the wrong hose for his new fridge. Doubted me, a woman, after I gave him the right one. And then said man had to figure out the hard way that he was plain stupid because he bought a dishwasher hose in the first place. Had a similar experience when I worked at a home improvement store. A middle-aged man came in to replace a refrigerator hose because the opening for the one he bought the day before was too big to connect to his new fridge. I was confused because we have ones that fit universally, but gave him the benefit of the doubt and figured he probably got a "special" one (I was still kind of new to appliances). After spending a few minutes figuring out what fridge he bought exactly, I found that it was one we had in-store at the time and got more confused that the one he bought didn't fit. I didn't question it, though. I just walked him over to where we keep our refrigerator hoses and gave him one, told him to have a nice day, then went back to the appliance desk. He finds me again sometime later to bug me about the hose and I told him that the one I gave him will work just fine. I sh!t you not, this guy said, "I just want to make sure you gave me the right one because I don't want to come back if you can't do your job." I instantly got annoyed and finally asked to see the hose he came back with (a fault on my part for not asking that in the first place). Right there, on the front, printed in big, bold letters was the word "DISHWASHER". I practically threw the hose back into his cart and told him in a less-than-nice tone that the hose I gave him will *definitely* work because it's for refrigerators ONLY and not dishwashers.

[@MrHoll87]

I have two. The first one about overhearing people talk about you. My dad, stepmom, stepsister and I all planned to go on vacation to Florida together several years ago. The trip had been planned for about a year. One night my dad calls me to finalize and ask if I wanted them to buy my plane ticket at a group discount and pay them back later. I informed my dad that I couldn't afford to go due to just missing a bunch of work without pay for being sick and not having enough vacation time. I could tell he was disappointed and I felt bad but there was nothing either of us could. We finished the call and hung up only to have him call back. He had butt dialed me without knowing. This happened three more times and on the fourth and final time, I listened thinking maybe he was actually trying to talk to me. Instead, I overheard him ranting to my stepmom about how lazy I was and how I could never hold a job because I'd quit just before getting fired for putting in minimum effort, and how even my younger brother (whom had never had a full time job at the time and just goofed off in college with his friends) was harder working when he wanted to be than I was. I wasn't so much hurt as I was frustrated, not angry either though. I talked to some family members and a friend about it and they all encouraged me to call dad back and talk it out. I've always been on very good terms with my dad and we're generally very open and real and honest with each other. So I waited a few hours to make sure my emotions were in check and let him know what happened and what I overheard and how unfair and unfounded his claims about me were. I reminded him how much I've done for the family, how young I was when I started working to support the family and that he's never actually worked with me on a job and has no idea what my professional work ethic looks like. He apologized and admitted he was wrong and since then, he has been more understanding of my frustrations with work life. The second about managers. I was not the manager but the customer. I was at a GameStop and inquiring about a hot ticket item I desperately wanted. The item always sold out as soon as preorders went live and finding one was impossible without paying gouged up prices online. I asked this associate on the floor if I could preorder and she said unfortunately, preorders were not available for that item (which was false). I asked if I could put down a deposit on one. She got coy and hinted I could give her some money for sure. When I asked if she meant giving her money to go towards reserving me a copy of the item she said "Or just give me money to put towards my grocery bill!" I laughed and said nah, but she wasn't kidding and persisted. When I was checking out with the item I did buy, I asked the cashier (a separate employee) if there was a manager present I could speak to real quick as I wanted to report the young lady employee who essentially tried to rob me. The cashier pointed to the woman who tried taking my money to buy her own shit, she was the manager. I did not set foot in another GameStop for literally YEARS after that. Too many bad experiences from shitty employees.

[@Yellowbeing08]

4:17 I relate so much to this one, I suffer from insomnia too (although I have it pretty much under control, I take one melatonin candy every night, sometimes I need to take two but at the end I am able to sleep 6 hours and a half at least - most of the times -), when I go to school sometimes I complain about the fact that I slept less than the other times, like "aw man... tonight I studied 'till late and my first melatonin candy had no effect at all, so I needed to take another one, now I'm so freaking sleepy." And one of the two boys I share the desk with will be like "pshhh noob, tonight I only slept three hours" in a bragging tone... like... bro... why the heck are you so proud that your sleep schedule sucks?!

[@Yellowbeing08]

34:58 It didn't COMPLETELY make me grow up but here's my "I need to grow up" moment: I was 7/8. My brother was being a total dumbbutt and was causing A LOT of trouble to my parents my brother was like 15/16 at the time. He started skipping school, he disappeared for days without saying something. He made my parents extra anxious; at that point I understood it: my brother was causing a lot of problems and causing my parents stress, my mom the most. I wanted to do something, so I decided that I needed to start maturing; if my brother was causing so much problems, I must balance it by being as less problematic as possible. My mom now brags about how I'm mature, she never needs to tell me to do my homework while with my siblings she always often to, and stuff like that, while I am always there, knowing that my younger self is proud of succeeding while my present self is sad that I couldn't enjoy my childhood so much. Sometimes (even if rarely) I let myself be a bit more childish, I feel like I deserve it.

[@drgnfsh9006]

My grow up moment was when i, as an 11 y/o, minorly bumped my head on the underside of a table, any pain was mainly from shock and faded as soon as i realized what happened. I was the absolute only person in a room full of 16 or 17 kids who was younger than 14. These kids i lived with 24/7 for 7 months straight. And i sobbed like a literal baby over a minor bump. They all politely ignored it, but the shame was there and kicking my butt. I quickly learned that my first instinct to pain should not be an overblown sobbing fit. The only downside was that like 3 years later i was quite literally thrown 7 feet in the air (started on the 4 ft side of an inflatable obstical course- that was basically a bouncy castle mosh pit for kids- and stood on a 1.5 ft wide inflatable wall and everyone, which mainly consised of like 10 middle schoolers and 3 highschoolers who were built like bricks, jumped at the same time) and landed straight on my tailbone. A nearby adult was rightfully concerned abt the 14 yo girl who was now laying on the floor, not moving, and asked if i was ok, which prompted me to start laughing, as if i had landed in a pile of leaves instead of on a hard gym floor, get up, give him a thumbs up, limp a couple of steps before the pain faded for the most part, and immediately get back on the obstacle course. Somehow i was surprised that the adult had to file an incident report because i was fine, i just kinda freaked him out. So i was humiliated into having my first response to pain be rather merry laughter, like this was a joke and not potentially broken bones

[@name5845]

i used to have a friend where she would brag about how stupid the drama she’s involved in but would constantly start new drama

[@Shenn3165]

I don’t care how fit somebody is, if your urge for life preservation is strong enough you’ll push yourself to run faster.

[@honeybadger1233]

People that brag about being an A-Hole to a cashier just because they want to hold up the line because they know someone else in the line is in a rush. Bonus points if they really have to force the “brag” into the conversation and are shocked that when you don’t respond positively to the 5th time they’ve retold that story to you in the past week.

[@threestans9096]

first story is the epitome of the dangerousness of bleeding heart syndrome. theres nothing regarding race that makes you have more human worth, however, to deny basic biology is ignorant. Look at the rates of sayyy glaucoma in different races…how about heart disease….i believe asian ancestry has a gene that causes their face to flush when they drink alcohol, some races are more prone to certain diseases, and this make certain races inherently better or worse than others in regard to those specifics. This has no bearing on an individuals worth though-a human is a human, is a human. Sometimes differences are better or worse, lets not act stupid. If you need to view someones troubles in life as equal to everyone elses just so you arent a judgmental dick about their basic human worth, maybe you should think about that for a lil. Theres a reason medical studies split population by race and other groups-everyone is not built the same, and there are patterns, and it helps to find the patterns so you can screen people earlier and catch things sooner, and many other reasons.

[@armadilloalien854]

The one with bragging about being smart in highschool, I agree a lot. I had really good grades in highschool technically I was in the 10% with the highest grades at my school of over a thousand students. Although when I went to college in a stem field that's when I met people who were really smart, it's amazing how smart some people are.

[@Recurve04]

OK, the hit by a bus comment made me lose it. 😂😂

[@victoriagrayson5082]

I like that you're showing your face now. It doesn't take away from the enjoyment. But I have a problem, now I can't just put your videos on in the background and multi-task because I don't want to miss your appearances!

[@cayisgai]

The story about people bragging about little sleep hits hard. I am a diagnosed insomniac and i usually struggle to sleep, my friends/ bf ALWAYS compare and try make me feel like i should be lucky for getting 2 hours a night. It sucks.

[@sabrinatorgerson888]

Now I have a story that goes with Story 5. My grandma couldn't smell anything. She had been losing her sense of smell since she was in her mid 40's. By the time she was in her late 60's she couldn't smell anything. She also had a gas stove. So there were a few times that when she was reaching for something that involved reaching over the stove, she accidentally pushed in the knob just far enough to release the gas, but not far enough to trigger the ignition. So gas would be escaping and she had no idea. Luckily she always managed to notice a bit later when she went into the kitchen and see the knob turned. But learning that was scary. And because she couldn't smell anything, it easily could have went very wrong.

[@mrnonsense1031]

The biggest things I've seen only losers brag about in my experience: -How cool they are/were in high school -How they "almost joined the Marines" -How they got a "great deal" at a fast food place (they most likely berated some poor schmuck making minimum wage until they buckled) -How much money they dumped into crypto

[@addyshorhnr3544]

Unless that deal was off of coupons then that’s more of information of great coupon deals

[@thisisnotmyname3048]

Drinking game: take a shot every time he says "you know"

[@Rebelartist83]

Scoring three touchdowns in a single game in 66 at polk high...while lamenting being a shoe salesman and marrying a Red head ..idk though Al Bundy is cool not sure if hes more un lucky in life vs being a loser lol

[@paulleckner9148]

You beat me to the punch by 1 year ago.

[@basssage2894]

27:18 Is wild sean connery appears💚🤘love the videos. Love the content. Thank you for being you

[@xsatisx]

Things my best friend brags about Wanting to be a boy Changing their name How little they sleep How she doesn’t have a mom Being gay (likes boys but claims to want to be a boy do technically gay in their words) Hating pink Bring a fan of anime Having a bunch of mental eases she doesn’t understand the meaning of Ur 14, Naomi. Grow up.

[@ifyouhaveghosts6]

That isn’t bragging…also that’s kinda mean :/ sounds like your friend is trying to get your support by venting to you and may need to get professional help. Instead you deadname them and make fun of them on the internet. It’s okay to set boundaries if you don’t want to be the subject of that venting.

[@jessederosiers2184]

♤Kinda disagree cause sure I'd feel bad the first time but she's using to brag and bragging is very annoying.

[@ifyouhaveghosts6]

@@jessederosiers2184 yes, that is true. But like I said they could set boundaries for that with their friend. We don't know them in person so yeah it's hard to evaluate

[@cristalschroeder4485]

49:38 that got very dark very fast😂

[@Evolution1101]

15:00 The old man was following them through the OVERGROWTH?! Dude, they were being stalked by Tarzan! I'm losing my sh!t over here imagining an old hobo swing through the trees behind OP and his chunky girlfriend. XD

[@summerdais325]

My sister was class valedictorian, first chair clarinet, first singles tennis, NHS officer, class officer, 35 on her ACT, and she had a very high score on her SAT as a 7th grader (Midwest Talent Search), NMS?, just on and on, and these were just a few of her accomplishments in her early years. So, I have always considered myself to be less than, especially given my extreme social awkwardness due to undiagnosed ADHD (age 25 with confirmation in the past two weeks) and ASD (probable, being referred for testing. I was a run of the mill gifted student with natural athletic abilities. I'm not even that now, and I haven't been since age 25 athletically and cognitively I was obliterated by a 2nd significant TBI in 2010. That means there was a first and over 20 mild TBIs, encephalitis, meningitis, and encephalopathy. Oh, turns out I have EDS, too. Diagnosed at 48, second opinion confirmation at 49, and going on for further evaluation to make certain that I don't have classical or vascular EDS. Today, I miss my dad. I will say it, I'm depressed. 3 close friends died, best friend is moving away. My heart monitor showed...some things. Tomorrow I have a chemical stress test. My hip isn't doing well after a recent dislocation that didn't play nice. The warrant is out for the arrest of my home invader. I would love to know WHY they went with that. The AH went over a 50-52 inch high security railing and forced open my locked sliding door. I was on the phone when it happened. The police saw him in there. The officer said that they would come back to ge ...nvm 😢 Sorry: TL;DR It hit me today that my very hard life won't be getting any easier. The idea of 20+ more years of this is unbearable. Knowing that I will never find love and will spend the rest of my life alone is probably the worst part. Knowing that I have never been loved or will ever be loved by another 😢 I don't think my dog even wants me. Can't blame her, my sister, or anyone for not wanting me.

[@ifyouhaveghosts6]

First of all, I am sorry you had to go through all of that. Second, I know I cannot relate to your experiences as I am just a young adult. But I don’t think that you aren’t or can’t be loved. This may sound naive, but I find that love is actually all around. It doesn’t always have to be romantical love, it doesn’t always have to come from others. It can begin with self love as well. And you seem like such a well-spoken and genuine person. Give yourself more credit for your accomplishments, you deserve it. And love is also attracted to oneself by spreading it and exuding it. I wish you all the best things :)

[@mrdonutswildride7808]

Sometimes you just roll snake eyes. Life goes on.

[@summerdais325]

@mrdonutswildride7808 It does, and I will. Thx btw You are absolutely right. I'm a fighter.I had a very weak day. Best way I can honor my dad is by living the best, fullest life I can.

[@karolinap1901]

I'm sorry this is happening. Don't let this stop you. You have more control of your life than you think. Go to therapy, eat healthier, try walking as an exercise, try new or old hobbies, all that could help you feel better.

[@liwiathan]

🫂

[@veronicaferris6633]

Australian here How do you know an Australian likes you? The more they ‘rib’, insults, you! If they act passive to you. Then you are not liked!

[@simongerold4992]

Undipendent of this Video. "Mainly Facts", you are my Favoriten youtoube Story Teller. I've heard a few others, but your style keeps me on your site.

[@jcjensoninspaaaceinc.578]

for exploring abaondoned places, i did with some friends a couple days ago. Was chased out by owner. Scary asf. But hey we found some cool relics!

[@aliceiannayoust307]

Story 2 with the dishes situation is so relatable. Had this roommate that was as bad or worse that the ones op describs, like kiteral chunks of food in amongst the dishes and spilling out over the counter. I cant leave my own dishes nore that 24 hours either, same with the hand washing. I wash dry and put away my dishes each day, often multiple times a day.

[@ThRavenGod]

About the one story about the customer wanting to talk to a male. I work at Walmart. It's surprisingly not just the male customers. I have had a ton of female ones do the same

[@creamking7784]

No because I went outside to walk my dog at night as soon as the creepy stories came on and my dog started growling

[@jomoon1240]

Im bad about bragging about how cheap something was lol i love me a steal of a deal

[@magoo1717]

I have a co worker that brags about his football days and how many women he been with plus he has been married 4xs. He is around 53 years old it's sad

[@meezbeerde6264]

Oh wow he is not ok talk to him

[@crgwal]

Brutal, the fact his brother even agreed 😅

[@timvance836]

There are gas leak detectors. I use them all the time for work.

[@queentophat225]

In regards to people bragging about smarts. One of my favorite sayings is "You never want to be the smartest person in a room. if you are, you won't learn anything." You never stop learning. Learning helps us change perspective and look at situations from different angles, make better decisions and even help us with different tasks.

[@sadlad2.018]

That mustache is on point

[@ElisaSarah]

23:00 wtf..... Talking shit about others is normal. Oh now I am 100% more happy about being weird, abnormal and being an autist. I only say bad things about people once pressured to do so, but then I will follow up with a positive thing. Only persons I talk mad shit about is my father, his gf and myself (I have depression)

[@BlindStarLily]

45:00 I was on the opposite of this. I needed to learn how to tell my friends that I didn’t like jokes being made at my expense. This one friend of mine, S, had a very smart mouth and, come to think of it, she and I were really only friends because we knew the same people, not because we got along. One day in winter, it was warm enough for me to make myself look cute without bundling up too much. I love fashion, so expressing myself via clothing is a really important part of me as a person. I put a lot of effort into the day’s outfit and my hair. At lunch, the topic of clothing came up, and S semi-jokingly told me, “To be honest, you look like a basic bitch,” and then another friend kind of piggybacked and said that the boots I had on made me look like a horse girl. I tried to laugh it off, but I was genuinely fuming on the inside. After lunch, most of us had the same class, myself and S included. I don’t know how it came up again, but the topic of clothing returned, and I remember trying to say that I didn’t feel comfortable having them talk about me like that, but I couldn’t finish my sentence because I started crying, something I rarely do in front of people. Thankfully, they got the message and I’m pretty positive none of us jokingly insult one another at all anymore, and honestly it’s better for all of us.

[@racmanov]

About being honest. I allways say that i am bruttaly hones when someone ask me for opinion. And if they are ok, well off we go 😅 It is also true people are offended way to easily nowdays. And i regard people to higher standard. If you cant deal with honest well intentened criticism, then you have aome growing up to do. I work as a dev. When somebody fcks up we dont sugarcoat it. That is why every problem is resolved quickly

[@exman5087]

thats what he looks like

[@markhilltaco4079]

I totally disagree with the race one. If I was Sherpa I would brag about how I don't need as much oxygen. There is such thing as positive and truthful racism

[@WaterQueen000]

I brag about having all 35 achievements and 71.8 hours on Little Nightmares 2

[@skittlemenow]

The mustache and voice make this guy look a bit like Droopy Dog from the old Looney Tunes in a good way. Or I am way too high again.

[@mospeada1152]

Story five - I am guessing you will need to change your habits

[@knightstalkerVA]

Bragging about how good you are at videogames. Ya I'm a gamer big time and I like being good at them but if you feel the need to brag about being good at video games, that tells me that's the only thing valuable about your life.

[@ImJustSage]

i got friends who’s entire personality revolves around designer clothing and women. the most obnoxious shit

[@The-Negative-Commentator]

35:11 I got into a fight at school and then showed up to 7th pd late thinking I was the shit I was on my phone during class my ap world teacher pulls me out of the hallway and says “you need to grow up man” showed up to class on time from that point on and got my shit together

[@RRICKYSPANISH]

I think the editor goofed up or the title is wrong at 10:55 is a story from a previous video and its also Story 1?

[@andrewlanglois6362]

32:24 Yeah! WELL.... they sound like idiots, if they Can't get past that Stigma. Californian here, (39M) I have Autism, live with my older brother while taking Horticulture classes (Agriculture Based), and I'm managing well & independently. I buy my own groceries, and commute with public transportation, without assistance. I've been diagnosed at 4yo, and I received some of the help I needed.

[@Whammytap]

Narrator: Substitutes "eff" for f***, "bee" for b****, and even "poop" for sh**. 😇 Also narrator: Casually refers to reading "Hustler" magazine. 😂 Just giving you a hard time, love your channel! ❤ These stories are keeping me sane at work.

[@darkstraylily1477]

Good lord why are people... jeez. If you see someone follow you in the woods - CALL THE COPS!!! Especially if it happens again. Your inaction costs lives. Sigh.

[@lolvely1]

Story number one is sus. I feel like OP is trying to find justification for something incredibly specific that happened to them, by someone they dislike of a certain race. To begin with, the whole question is "What's something only losers will boast" and the OP's concern was being proud to be born a certain race. This is skimming the line in a way, because honestly speaking, who's to say what one person will call pride/being proud of who they are, that another won't call enjoying being born Black, Asian, German etc. There are distinctions between races,, Example : "I'm glad I was born Black, because due to the many hardships our race tends to go through, I'm a lot more prepared for the world when I had to venture out. My friends of a differing race, in contrast tended to view the world in a way that had not prepared them as well." I get why dude said semantics, because while I mostly agree, the whole conversation makes it sound like the Op is round about saying they hate a specific race for being proud of who they are, It's just a weird response to me. It's a weird question to file it under too, very tongue and cheek/backhanded beat around the bush-I'm-being-vague, while making a specific point. Anyone else catch this, I don't know why this rubs me the wrong way?

[@alexanderkreczkevich8100]

In reference to Story 3, don't also brag about how it's so easy for you to fall asleep and how well you sleep. While I'm happy and gald you don't suffer like those of us with sleep disorders, bragging about it is saying I'm somehow less then because I've had insomnia since I was a baby, something I have no control over. Instead be like the narrator and say it more matter-of-factly. Because what one person sees as a positive attribute, can be seen as a negative to another. Just think about if, who would you rather have watching your back so you can sleep safely, the person that can fall asleep at the drop of a feather or the person that's stuck awake and alert*. Also in reference to Story 5: Any woman (or person in general) that has pockets on/in thier wedding dress is a keeper in my book. What? Think about it, not only do they knows how to look physically gorgeous, beautiful, and sexy but also has enough foresight and/intelligence to make it practical also? Well that's just different but equally if not more Important kind of gorgeous, beautiful, and sexy.

[@psycake1310]

I was once told that I won the 'genetic lottery' for being white in a derisive, bitter tone, in an effort to discredit me. Mind you the person who made this claim was also white. Perhaps it was the difference in cultural background, but I can assure you that I've learned something important from this exchange: when a person has to go after your ethnicity, your genetics.. The innate, immutable attributes to try dehumanizing you, really consider if they are worth keeping around. Despite their little outburst, trying to hide their adopted racist mindset, they overplayed their hand in front of me and my former friends (who she convinced through a lot lying with assertions that I was dangerous), made herself out to be a covert racist. In uttering 'genetic lottery' in a one-sided argument, unironically, it will speak speak VOLUMES of how that person sees the world.

[@iononcantomascrivo]

I wouldn't necessarily say it makes them a loser, but one subject that is really tiresome: gender identity or sexual orientation. I'm gay myself and it's not the most important or interesting thing about me. It's not my whole personality. It took me years to become secure in who I am as a gay man and find my place in this world. Being able to be comfortable in my own skin (now in my 40s) is one of the most exhilarating things I've accomplished. On the other side of that coin, if all someone has is who they sleep with, how they dress, how they present themselves to the world or anything in between, it just screams definitely boring and beyond pathetic. On a final note, back when I was in high school, which is close to 30 years ago, it was considered to be quite rude to label people and point out their differences. Now the community that claims to be so welcoming and urges others to be true to yourself, love yourself, be who you are and all of those positive virtues, is doing everything it can to stand out and make their differences so glaringly obvious. How is that inclusionary? It's not. It's the antithesis to the word community and is borderline hypocritical.

[@MerlotWines]

Not Fed Up, F***ed Up. I would stumble over 15 minutes of reading aloud, but I noticed you looked puzzled when you read that (one of the pizza guys).

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

Please do not explore abandoned hospital buildings. Although it is rare, there have been cases where people have found orphaned sources of radiation from the machinery. The most infamous example is the Goiana Tragedy that happened in Brazil. A person scrounging for scrap metal unknowingly found a radioactive isotope of caesium, and passed it on to someone he knew. He cracked open the case and gave the glowing blue powder to any of his friends and family who wanted any, including his 5 year old daughter. His wife eventually figured out what was making everyone in the city sick and brought it to the hospital, but they didn't believe her because nobody thought the sickness was radiation poisoning - not even her. When the information finally got to the right people who went to inspect the hospital, they initially thought their geiger counters were broken because the levels were so high. Once they realized just how bad the situation was, the Brazillian government acted quickly. Everyone who was exposed was rounded up. Homes and objects had to be destroyed. Those who died from radiation poisoning were buried in lead-lined caskets. It was a national catastrophe.

[@granziii12]

How many "bitches" they get. Yeah buddy, those notches on your belt are failures, not trophies. I don't look at my body count and see anything to be proud of. Those were relationships that could have gone places that I have it in my head that I failed. The vast majority of them cheated on me, but I didn't turn into some woman hating incel. I just kept working on myself. Learned how to cook, started taking care of myself, cleaned up a bit more, got a job, learned how to communicate my feelings and what I mean better, learned to be patient and understanding. I'm still me, I still make jokes and have fun, but I know how to treat people. Then I see people like them who just doubled down and go all Andrew Tait. What a waste of genetics. So no, I don't get "bitches", no I got me a best friend, an amazing partner, an absolutely brilliant and wonderful woman who loves and believes in me. That's because I'm the kind of person who deserves this. You on the other hand, can't keep a woman after they fully understand who and what you are. That's what you earned in your life.

[@greeneyes9866]

To be fair I never win the lottery I never win gambling I never even win bingo! so if I did win the lottery I'd be lying if I say I wouldn't be impressed or proud even knowing its a "chance"

[@haileyfrankenstein7797]

10:12 my biggest we need to leave now moment was last year's Halloween. Me and my friends were trick or treating (me,s,l,h. S's little brother c, and my little brother j) there was this one house that had a dog that we were all petting the man told us that he had a cat and we should go inside. S's little brother c decided to go in and see the cat and my brother (despite me saying if you go in there I will kick your butt) goes in too and so does my friend L. My friend H walks back to the parents since she's not a cat person. But me and my friend S knew our brothers wouldn't be safe by themselves so we went in (mind you I have a knife buried in my candy bucket just in case) we go in and the first guy who told us to come in closes and locks the door behind us. There's a guy sitting on the couch next us, and a guy whose in a arm chair on the other side. The guy who locked the door had moved to were the gap was between the arm chair and the couch and the easiest path to the door. The cat was in the middle sitting on the coffee table, my brother, S's brother, and L were all petting the cat (all 3 of them are boys and me, S, and H are girls.) Another guy comes out from a doorway (one of the other only ways to get out) and stands there blocking it. My friend S notices this stuff and starts whispering to the boys we need to get out of here and I grab on to the knife in my candy bucket and open it up just barely showing it (the point) at the guy on the couch cause he started standing up towards my brother, the guy who locked the door could also see it. So I look towards the guy in the gap (the boys were in a crescent shape around the cat and S was standing in between her brother and the guy in the arm chair while i stood in between S, my brother [I'm overly protective over S, H, and my brother], and the guy on the couch and the guy in the gap between the door and the couch) and say that "We Are Going To Get Going. Our Parents Are Probably Waiting For Us Outside" and my brother and S's brother start to protest. I tell them through my teeth grabbing a hold of my brothers arm with the hand not on the knife and say "WE Are Leaving Now" and walk towards the door pulling my brother and S pulling her brother, and L following behind. I look at the guy who told us to come in saying "we need to go out parents are waiting" and he goes and unlocks the door. I tell my brother and S's brother to go first and her go after, than L goes, and I'll go last (because I'm going to make sure the youngest and S get out first safely beacuse as stated above im overly protective over her+my brother) when we get out my brother goes to say thank you but I just grab his arm and pull him away when I see the door close again I smack him upside the head and say "what were you thinking you don't go in strangers house" and I go and tell my parents and they say "nothing happened your probably just imagining that cause your paranoid your fine." I did not imagine it and my friend S even remembers it.

[@brooklynconquergood1851]

For story 2 of the pizza delivery driver thread... kind of reminded me a the great Gatsby... all those people only there for the money and parties... but in the end... no one..

[@georgiewatson8688]

I have house- and flat-shared in numerous places and people are disgusting but my way around it was to clean it all up and i mean ALL of it. Not only wash everyone elses dishes and put them away, i would clean all the work surfaces, tiles, splash backs, descale the kettle (forgot to tell the housemate who was in at the time and nearly poisoned him 😂), wash all the fronts of the cupboard doors, clean the fridge inside and out, emptry the bin that no-one ever emptied, clean the bin in the bath with bleach, vacuum and mop the floor twice, once with bleach and again with some nice citrus cleaner and NO-ONE ever mentioned it. I did it about once a fortnight, there were 5 of us and i lived there for 2.5 years. I mean, at least it was clean for me but the resentment really built up!

[@OrdinaryMan1999-tn4hh]

Semantics aside they are correct though. Being proud of one's ethnicity on the outside shouldn't carry any weight but when you add that to a modern society that is highly offended you get pushback if you're white, being proud of that would have others label you a racist and so on. Besides pride by definition is pleasure from personal and close associations achievements i.e a country. Being proud of what you are and simply existing is more hubris than pride. Either way Mainly Fact it's not difficult to understand where that OP was going with their argument. That pride should stick to the definition anything more and it turns into a discussion about Hubris and let's be honest if you do defend Hubris tell me why that is lol.

[@theawsome2aidengroup575]

Story 3: i can sleep almost anywhere, I used to sleep on the floor, couch, bed (obviously), vehicle, omg, i can even fall asleep in a school desk, whats wrong with me 🤣

[@wallacebistline3273]

I’ve always been brutally honest and I HATE it………I usually don’t relize its insensitive till long after the conversation

[@chrisnemec5644]

Story #1 under "I am the boss" reminded me of a thing that happened while I was working at a cafeteria in college at the dorms back in the day. A Kevin was berating a co-worker because he said the food there was nowhere near good enough for his daughter. Kevin then demanded to talk to a manager. Our manager, a middle-aged African American woman comes out to him. He shouts something along the lines of "Look lunch lady, I said I wanted to talk to the manager and NOW!!" Manager tries in vain to convince him that she is the manager. I decide to step in and tell him that yes, this woman in front of him was the manager. Kevin decides to give me a healthy sock to the jaw and causes me to fall backwards into a young woman who was with a football player type guy. He wasn't amused by this, naturally, and I apologized to them for this and told them to blame Kevin. Manager tells another worker to call campus police. Long story short, campus police drag Kevin off kicking and screaming that he still wanted to see the manager and he KNOWS they're hiding him. TL'DR: Kevin doesn't believe supervisor is supervisor at a dorm cafeteria, has to be dragged away by campus police.

[@paulleckner9148]

Al Bundy scored four touchdowns his senior year at Polk High School. Now he sells shoes at the Market Street Mall in Chicago, Illinois. He is married to his wife Peggy and they have a daughter Kelly and son Bud.

[@paulleckner9148]

George Louis Costanza (GLC) has a claim to fame. At the pizza shop, George has the high score at the video game Frogger. After he purchased the machine, George tried to bring it home but it was destroyed by a truck as George tried to get it across the street. (Seinfeld)

[@ZoeSFX]

There is nothing wrong with humble bragging. Like I've been telling everyone lately who asked what's up lately i tell them how i was hired on to a massive happened house touristy attraction add SFX makeup artist

[@125jmankis]

If you find someone brags about what they did in the military, 9/10 times they're embellishing or straight out lying about what they did. The more badass the service member, the more humble they are. So that guy that's bragging about how he was the top of his navy seal class? He probably was to incompetent to do his own job and spent most of his time doing the most menial tasks possible so they could just get him out of the way.

[@meamme8]

The not taking a day off thing isn't because I think it's some superior work ethic thing, it's because I literally can't afford to, the cost of living is so high and wages remain stagnant. It's almost impossible to build your way out of poverty without some kind of help and I'm not being given any help. Being able to take time off is a privilege not everyone can afford.

[@monkeyboy19761]

I am brutally honest and I'm surprised how many family members still talk to me... I'm absolutely not proud. I have issues.

[@homeschoolprojectsandprese1053]

My mom (who is elderly) has virtually no sense of smell. It just sometimes happens with age. Luckily, the dangerous thing in a natural gas leak IS carbon monoxide, so that is what the detectors are for.

[@Rebelartist83]

Mainly facts dude a carbon monoxide detector will pickup natural gas since natural gas is one of the causes of carbon monoxide..i had a gas leak once in my old apt and got it rectified and had a detector but I was so scared of the stupid stove i had my brother whos liscensed to fix this stuff shut off my stove..and just used an electric stove and crockpot for the duration of my lease..till I could get an all electric apt...but yeah gas leaks suck and are pretty dangerous but any carbon monoxide detector can pick up natural gas usually unless the dumb things defective

[@stormjin2242]

@50:00 about the tech work part, i just have to say, i always find it funny when people think women cant fix tech, the person that did the math better and faster than the computers could to get us to the moon was a woman, the director of CERN is a woman, and several others, woman have been and continue to be leading figures in the tech field, and honestly have some of the more impressive accomplishments, not because there woman, but because getting a man to the moon is just awesome, and the only human accomplishment more impressive imo is the continued operation of the ISS

[@Ic_me]

I have this friend but not really friend like I met her years ago, so I added her on fb and she mostly post everything about her and her kids and so on, and so her dirty laundry is out there like when she married a military guy and she claims that she was abused and all that jazz but lots of the guys family commented on her post that it ain't true however he end up going to jail and of course his career is fck up! Then they got divorce, she married again, got another kid divorced, married again got kid and divorce, other words she end up being married 4 times and 4 different baby daddy! And all of it she have a nerve to be proud of being a single mom which everyone knows that she all have child support and she is proud that she ain't taking any BS from anyone and she is married again to a military guy and damn I hope she won't fck his career while she collects child support and brag about her snotty attitude! I stay friend w/ her on fb for entertainment purposes! Lol

[@taylorslade961]

The dresses with pockets comment is obviously from a man, who's clothes have never not had pockets. Clothing marketed to women almost never have usable pockets and the shirts are almost always see through. Women get to brag about good clothing finds as often as we want.

[@NS-jt4kg]

Not bragging, but jamila Jameel actually took the time out of her day to reply to me and convinced my boyfriend to see the doctor about his hyper mobility (she has EDS and I thought my boyfriend had it too)

[@TheImmolation]

As a previous delivery guy I'd say the sketchiest place I went was behind an apartment building at night. I was then promptly robbed by 3 people.

[@kaylafuller8948]

My ex is 40 and brags about not having a job but having money. He had to sell his house to get that money. He also brags about the many women he has slept with since I left him. I couldn’t care less. I am happy about being married and not sleeping around

[@nikkiderringer]

at 43:55ish... The whole thing about friends talking down to one another all the time... I've never been able to do that. I've seen women do it, and it's awful. I also hate to see women call each other 'bitch' all the time, even if it's in a friendly way. I just don't like it. People should build one another up, not tear each other down.

[@nathanward9745]

32:25 That's how I've been feeling the past year. I know I have adhd and autism so I'm a little different but it's only recently that I realise how different I am. The whole feeling like you're an R and finding out it's true is just too real. I just want to fit in with everyone else, man.

[@Shenn3165]

Clear urine is also bad, that means you’re flushing too many minerals out of your body with water, including salt which your body needs to survive.

[@deaddevilking]

Being proud or bragging about your race is the same basic thing as all these rich kids that go and spend their daddy's money and then say oh look. I'm a good business man Being proud or bragging about your race is the same basic thing as all these rich kids that go and spend their daddy's money and then say oh look. I'm a good business man

[@anthonytonaus8497]

So fun fact about gas pipes. When you here stories like this it's probably because someone didn't use the right wire to braise the piping and slowly but shortly it'll corrode and fail.

[@michaelnilio6746]

Generally speaking, if you feel the need to constantly boost about how many people you slept with or who you're currently having sex with, then there's a good chance you are insecure in one form or another.

[@michaelsimons3283]

Race is a little more complicated. Certain races have reasonable cause. White supremacists are not the same(different societal circumstances). You have to treat someone equally if you are going to judge them equally

[@jlaakso1706]

By all means take pride in your accomplishments but also take pride in who you are as long as it's not to the detriment of others. Otherwise it seems that either gay pride shouldn't exist or homosexuality is a choice. Be proud of who you are! Just don't use it to put down others.

[@karinalumen9722]

I will say this again! Gratitude looks like bragging/pride to those that do not care or know about you. All theses people could have been grateful and wanting to share.

[@BlatantDisregardForYourFeels]

Exactly!!!

[@lenoxpI]

I’m proud to be an American because at least I know I’m free 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 It’s a song don’t kill me europeans 😅

[@tsquaredtim]

I totally agree with the first one. I'm a white male. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I'm neither proud of these facts nor am I ashamed of them they're just facts about me.

[@poisonapleproduction]

I think that one person is confusing complaining about having little sleep and bragging. I’ve never heard someone brag about not sleeping