What's the deal with THE WEEPING PENINSULA?

[@morekiemadness3880]

The most comedic part about Irina's death in my opinion is the fact that when you examine the clearly dead body it says and I quote "she's dead" like we couldn't tell.

[@xnotasweatx]

Yeah, she’s dead

[@LowIntSpecimen]

"She's dead" "Ok"

[@Bova-Fett]

Big Firelink Shrine energy

[@Josh-fj9hi]

I think it did it so it removes any doubt before you see her again to show that something is clearly up

[@watertommyz]

​@@Josh-fj9hi Except her body stays there, even after finishing Hyettas finger maiden storyline.

[@battlericky17]

Hey Dark Tark, They werent servants or slaves, they were Student Athletes

[@OCMOOO]

Amateurs really

[@genghisfarn]

Ahhhh a stoodent athulete you say good sirrah yes yes

[@battlericky17]

@@genghisfarn i’ll given you 40 for the winged misbegotten and 50 for the large ones!

[@MiniT2025]

Say, what's that old ea sports sayin'?

[@SonKunSama]

Student atholetes

[@dweebpatrol]

Don't forget, Edgar doesn't even try to get the sword back. He abandons his blind daughter to guard a sacred sword but it's already been taken so he just sits around. Then when the player shows him they recovered this sacred relic he's just like "rad you can keep it".

[@andyghkfilm2287]

Well, yeah. He’d already failed. He didn’t care about the sword or even who had it specifically-he just cared that he failed to prevent the enemy from having it.

[@nightscout9979]

He can be a summon for the boss fight, but he's certainly subpar at his job. Edgar could have also given Irina the twig, and if he did so, it would have saved her life.

[@MrBuch169169]

What is the DEAL with the Weeping Peninsula? You ever seen this place? It's not weeping! And it's not a Peninsula! Should call it roundtine.

[@spicec3613]

*laugh track*

[@jon_knee5]

The wc3 peasant “jobs done”😊

[@ceezyr-eaga3275]

Thats Golden Order Buchanan! GOLDEN ORDER!

[@wayward5219]

@@ceezyr-eaga3275 We need a new order, an order of the LOUTHSOME DUNG EATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@masons215]

best comment on youtube ever

[@heypeople874]

“That’s cannon, it’s in the lore.” If these words are said by non NG+ players they have no meaning, but when spoken by a NG+ player their true power is conveyed. Thank you for these videos, they really are a fun watch, can’t wait to see the next one!

[@elitedonut1089]

Me and melania had sex That's cannon, it's in the lore. I did NG+

[@AdminAbuse]

Canon*

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

Yeah the good old weeping peninsula. Everything is terrible there. -The first person you meet has terrible eyesight. -The servants have terrible anger management issues. -The first father figure you meet in game has terrible parenting skills. -Some space elf looking bloke wants to shank you there. (Which is terrible) -The evergoal demands a key for the terrible version of a talisman you can get for free elsewhere. -Basement Sellen will always just moan at you. (Which is also terribly rude) -The weather is terrible there too.

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

What a terrible account of terrible things. How terrible of you.

[@helloitsjay38]

You forgot the terrible dung eating deathbirb that spawns at night outside the castle. Terrible.

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

@@helloitsjay38 yes, this too is terrible.

[@nebulouscat2210]

God after reading this I just feel ter- awful

[@natinekochan6489]

Bone Man's Terrible Adventure

[@djspicy8286]

These are seriously so fun and funny to watch it’s just the simple jokes and sound affects mixed with the top notch editing it’s so good 👍🏾

[@battlericky17]

The fart noises literally get the same amount of crazy laughter from me LOL

[@p4stagg448]

@@battlericky17 same

[@battlericky17]

@@p4stagg448 fart gang 🫡🫡🫡

[@slyassassinxx4466]

Fr, this guy never misses

[@ginosko_]

Does anybody have any idea who that guys face they keep showing is ? (With orange sunglasses )

[@Miguel-ci1dz]

After some deep thought, I finally came to the conclusion and this guy is in fact funny

[@holidayarcher6265]

👍

[@B1g_B0sssss]

That's canon, its in the lore.

[@sinister7290]

Yes he shoves it up that far

[@nicholasbennett13]

I've watched your elden ring videos so many times because I love them so. Seeing this upload made me weep with joy

[@heyhey7708]

Same!! I keep returning to his dung eater video it was so funny

[@OfAndalu5]

Haha glad I'm not alone. "It's cannon. It's in the lore" &/

[@aidenmatsumoto-anderson4104]

Omg same I keep watching the same ones over and over again xD

[@Jay-ht8el]

same there man pretty good montage and funny dude

[@erosion2205]

I second haha

[@Fuggernaut]

“That’s canon, it’s in the lore” makes me laugh every time.

[@revanknightjedi172]

Favorite line for lorewriters

[@battlericky17]

His one liners make me borderline shit myself with laughter

[@johnnyfivehole5957]

It’s become a meme to say with my friends about EVERY topic. “Burgers are so much better with Gouda on top, it’s in the looooore”

[@kaitlincassidy9222]

I say this out loud in real life now as if I expect someone to know who I'm referencing smh Dark Tark deserves more viewers!

[@macblant8319]

That should the quote of every single day

[@michaelmaguire4147]

You actually do see Yura die. It's in the sunken church just up the hill from Lux ruins past the Mariner. You find him on the ground, have a chat, he dies, and then his npc killer invades.

[@requiemagent3014]

I just love that you use "Stand Unshaken" so much in your videos. I wouldn't mind seeing some RDR2 lore videos in your style.

[@connorhatzifotis7712]

I want to know how Irina wrote a letter while being blind.

[@watertommyz]

She likely escaped with another individual that helped her escape, but they probably didn't make it. likely even one of those servants

[@m.divinepi1402]

That's easy, by using the power of a blind slaver girlboss

[@HiddenRealm]

Real answer is probably that she wasn't always blind, and can write just using muscle memory... I would at least hope that people that are used to writing don't need to actually look at the paper to write.

[@justanordinaryguy._.7399]

@@HiddenRealm most reasonable reason is that she escaped with someone, they both safe for awhile and she ask them to help her with writing the letter. Unfortunately, after that. They got ambushed and only she managed to survive and the letter were finished just before the ambush begin.

[@Drawnartist]

The simple answer to this.... she wrote it herself. How do I know this? Because she literally says my eye sight is WEAK not nonexistent. She also says "I saw this..." and "I saw that.." a couple of times when talking to her. So she isn't totally blind. The blind fold makes it seem that way sure but its a video game and blind folds are part of character customization so they just gave her one 🤷

[@drfabulous2804]

Jokes aside, I love the Weeping Peninsula. It has such a well thought out layout and story from the bridge to the castle. More Castle is one of my favourite dungeons

[@plantman1093]

I hate all castles that have flying enemies, my melee build struggles with them

[@TheWonkster]

@@plantman1093 gravitas

[@VespoLiveGaming]

I defeated the Morne castle boss and got the sword without ever finding Edgar, so I missed out on most of the quest line

[@SlotterYT]

So the real story is that everyone wants to defile your corporeal flesh, and Radahn is the hero, we’re just part of his story? Works for me!

[@NeoConker626]

That's canon. It's in the lore.

[@fritzkraut5833]

Dark Tark, what are the lore reasons for the misbegotten not simply flying away from castle Morne with their wings (that are capable of flight)?

[@DarkTark]

Their wings are made of wax and they were given to them by their father who was a master craftsman. If they fly too high, the wings will melt and they will plummet to the ground. This will result in their father mourning them.

[@fritzkraut5833]

@@DarkTark Thank you. I never knew that that was canon and in the lore.

[@brandonyoungkrantz8279]

@@DarkTark W reference

[@likehowdudehelp]

@@DarkTark bruh

[@meruem6106]

T H A T ' S C A N N O N, I T ' S I N T H E L O R E

[@oxmora1178]

Canon*

[@TheWonkster]

I cannot count how many times I've blasted and slashed my way through an ocean of ancestral guardians and giant wolves, or killed an pretty strong npc only to get ganked by a handful of rats I didn't see scrambling up behind me

[@bgiv2010]

I actually met Yura within like 10 minutes of coming above ground. It's like I was made for this game.

[@tacittempo7774]

Same but my playstyle is always go right when given an option for direction.

[@ТесакВнаушнике]

Sweeping peninsula from the Morbius themed Elden Ring DLC

[@maniac117]

Ah hell yeah, exactly what I need today

[@kanseich.6042]

This video is real It's in the lore

[@prestonzalewski4179]

The next elden ring video we’ve all been waiting for. Your series is amazing😭

[@HoseB932]

“That’s Canon, it’s in the lore.” Is what kills me Every time.

[@p4stagg448]

I really like the whole three fingers/frenzied flame questline and ending, I got it on my first playthrough, but I think many people could completely miss all of it, which is kinda sad because of how cool it is!! Also amazing video I've loved all of your videos and get super excited when a new one comes out!

[@trenta.958]

Eternal Poo ending is even better

[@NateTheGreat368]

I did every quest on my first except dung eater because I killed him and goldmask it's too hard for me without googling but I used the miquella needle thinking I could get touched by the three fingers again so I was forced to do rannis.

[@trenta.958]

@@NateTheGreat368 You have to use the Miquella Needle in the area where you fight Dragonlord Placidusax, and only if you are the Lord of Chaos and don't want that ending, destroying the entire world of Elden Ring.

[@Maffo__]

Let's fucking gooooo, the goat of elden ring lore is back

[@ivandankob7112]

NG+ in this game truly looks like a victory lap

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

Im glad youre on the side of the misbegotten. Most other lore channels just consider them wild beasts and portray Edgar and Irina as the good guys.

[@Threeheadedgnome]

I like your mention of Yura being completely missable. It was one of the few NPCs I more or less totally missed and couldn’t do any of his quest line for because of this exact reason. By the time I met him it wasn’t him it was Shabriri. Think he even had a line about taking Yuras body and I was just like “oh~ who dat?”

[@Aaron-nv3ei]

I don't know what it is about your videos but I can't get enough of them. Was waiting this upload, thank you.

[@sydposting]

This is the most wonderful way to start a Friday, your uploads always get a good laugh out of me. ETA: Dude, I watched the video expecting just memes but I also came away with greater appreciation for the game design, you truly are a man of many talents.

[@paulroche7588]

Bro I’ve been waiting for the next elden ring video! I’ve watched the other ones no less than 5 times each and I die laughing each time, I literally can’t go into the subterranean shunning grounds now without calling the enemies big mama like father like sons, or doing Ranni’s quest without giggling think about their eyes wide shut bang club…..still searching for the mythical dung eater bang cut scene too; prepare to cry

[@jrobertsson6893]

Man. I feel like a absolute smooth brain that I didn't realize Irina and Hyetta are the same person.

[@kindlingking]

They aren't, you can see Irina's corpse is still where she died

[@envoyofrot7046]

I mean we cannot be 100% sure sadly. They use the exact same NPC model and Hyetta also only appears after Irina dies not before. However what speaks against it is that Irina's Corpse stays at Peninsula even after meeting Hyetta so idk what to think of it

[@trenta.958]

@@envoyofrot7046 Why did you word your reply that way?

[@MattBG67]

@@envoyofrot7046 We can be sure because Hyetta doesn't appear until Irina dies and the quest cannot progress without it, whether she stole the body or copied it, doesn't matter, in both cases she pretends to be someone she's not. Basically the way the Frenzied Flame works from behind the curtain to try to draw you to it's cause, similar to how Shabriri took Yura's body.Hyetta wants to be a finger maiden and interestingly enough, the only one with whom she fulfills that purpose is you and through you, no accidents or coincidences here. Also not every corpse stays or disappears, it seems to be pretty inconsistent in the game.

[@acorns-r-us]

Hyetta is irina reborn. There's a shield in the demihuman ruins on WP that references it

[@weeger3930]

Honestly these are the best vids on youtube. Dude is so fking funny.

[@ledzep215]

These videos are easily one of the best things to come out of Elden Ring's release. Keep up the great work my dude!

[@Dan-ic9zt]

most underated channel on youtube? yes. yes it is.

[@mrpadrocat]

Thank you for validating my inability to find Yura I didn’t even know that quest line existed until now and I have so many hours into this game

[@GarciaJose.]

God I’ve been waiting for more of these videos

[@JustSnowglow]

Thank you, John TarkSouls

[@bo8113]

Oh fuck yeah, shared immediately.

[@duncanshepherd1253]

That BYOND reference brings back memories. Probably the most obscure reference I've ever understood.

[@SlanFanMyMan]

I like edgar’s quest it’s the most relatable one for me

[@adahairingtonch.3288]

I too relate to sitting around while on the job, doing nothing as everything around me crumbles, and it begins to affect my personal life until my loved ones leave me and I blame it on others

[@gibraltar2843]

@@adahairingtonch.3288 He’s literally me

[@adahairingtonch.3288]

@@gibraltar2843 no he's not he's ME

[@gibraltar2843]

@@adahairingtonch.3288 no I called it first

[@adahairingtonch.3288]

@@gibraltar2843 shoot, i've been got

[@dominicghamilton]

This channel is underrated as hell. You deserve way more subscribers.

[@johnnylaw8168]

Love these videos. Can’t wait for more!

[@iDontRember413]

We gonna ignore the fact that a blind person WROTE a letter

[@Barquevious_Jackson]

The best comments tend to get no likes. Thank you noble detail noticer.

[@pat242-kun]

This comment deserves more likes

[@Sanguiris]

Ah yes, the Area where I didn't go until I went through Caelid and Liurnia and only realized it's there when I got to Leyndell

[@ShadowLynx777]

Omg more Tark Dark content!

[@bladingduck3661]

Anytime you say "that's cannon, it's in the lore" I actually feel like fact checking😂 I cant tell if you're joking or not at this point

[@EclipsaEldrich]

Fascinating

[@jj-lc4nh]

I have been waiting since you were live

[@doomslayer8025]

Holy shit I’m on ng+7 and max level and didn’t know about this thanks!

[@aradpeoxer5975]

I know this shit gonna be funny

[@Valentein_]

Tark, you are quickly becoming one of my favorite KZbinrs, your clever edits never fail to make me laugh, keep up the good work!

[@B1g_B0sssss]

The title cought me so off guard. Love your Videos tark.

[@crkoopman]

Love your humour. Videos are gold. I’ve checked back everyday for new videos just in case youtube forgot to notify me. I have re-watched more times than I care to admit. 🍻

[@soysauce9287]

Water australia

[@ashton3856]

you can summon edgar for that fight against Leonine Misbegotten his sign is kinda hard to see as its in the water to the left of the boss room, so he was not just sitting on his bench the entire time. really fun video though I love your editing style and voice over energy.

[@HitTheR0ad]

7:11 Let me tell you what's fun... My first run (I bought the game at launch), I took the usual route: I ignored Blaidd and killed Darwill alone (because I still haven't met our Big Boy Wolf), I found the beautiful region Weeping Tutorial, I talked to Irina...then I got lost , I ended up on Caelid, so I tried to fight Margit (killed him easily)... I ended up having a hard time on Godrick, to the point I really hate this guy... he puts swords on birds and he's a piece of shit, man). When possessed by hatred I defeated Godrick, I took a vow to defeat every damn Godrick-related thing I encountered. So I decided to help Irina, and send the letter to her father... but I couldn't find him. I clear the castle, take the "Iron Throne Sword"... and then I met Edgar... who said that he was ordered by Godrick to protect the Sword treasure, and he must protect the thing about his daughter. For some reason, the game didn't count that I already defeated the boss, so I have to equip the sword, literally show my sword to Edgar, who said that he will live happily with his daughter... who died. Edgar is on his knees crying and swearing revenge... So I equipped the Grafted Sword and beat him to death with the sword he chose over his own daughter because Godrick said some BS to him. POETIC! Then his spirit invaded me in Liurnia... and I equip the same sword again hehehe.

[@fwuni]

that gunna joke💀

[@JuanJose-ks8uv]

everytime i open your videos i jump straigth to the outro and then comeback to watch the entire thing. keep up the good job

[@austinsavage5962]

I love that shes so worried about her dad but hes just chillin what a chad

[@tajvir]

love these videos man

[@veszekium5693]

The giant archer dude is my favorite guy to mess with. I’ve become so accustomed to him I just charge straight at him.

[@roosterPR64]

by far the funniest elden ring content out there

[@PurpleAppleDrink]

Irina's body is still at there when Hyetta appears. Yura's body disappears from Second Church of Marika when you see Shabriri at the Zamor Ruins site of grace.

[@MattBG67]

Doesn't really matter, since until Irina dies, Hyetta cannot appear, whether she stole her body or copied it or whatever, she's impersonating her in both cases

[@ᾍδης-ο8ω]

Whats the sword with the white flame in his left hand?

[@squawk4391]

Helphen's Steeple

[@watertommyz]

the only problem is Irinas body stays where it's at, even after finishing Hyettas finger maiden storyline, so I doubt they're the same character.

[@bacon-237]

I genuinely love your uploads, keep up the good quality.

[@EldenRingBuildsArchive]

Two things: 1 You can summon Edgar for the boss fight if he reads Irina’s letter, so he actually puts in (some) the works 2 there’s several mines where the misbegottens use the miners as slaves, so basically, they were just jealous of the blind slaver girl boss being better at the job

[@vardamir0397]

I found yura as the very first npc when i played through first...i roamed aimlessly, playing the game without any knowledge or expectation (new to souls genre or fromsoft games), and stumbled upon him as the very first vendor aside varre who's forced :) That was, after having my foolish ambitions beaten by the tree sentinel about 20 times...

[@ronantheronin3521]

This truly is some prepare to smile and laugh wholesome chungus lore.

[@johnm.9597]

Dude your delivery is priceless and the vids are God Emperor of Mankind tier. Good work, keep it coming 😆🤣

[@Raoul9753]

4:12 and thats why the Whip you find tin the castle has been my secondary weapon ever since. Its really great against flying enemies.

[@BagoNickles]

Thank goodness this is canon, and it’s in the lore

[@blitzboy2934]

I know absolutely nothing about Elden Ring and I found your channel from your Signalis video, and my god are these videos great. I’ve just been listening to them while doing other things and I love it.

[@Tarnthewarrior]

1:50 Tark: what in earth is that? Everyone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[@ianwheeler5054]

Ah, yes. An obscure 1 frame SS13 reference. Well done!

[@tazzhart4628]

Your dulcet tones is the main reason I watch your videos. Most expressive monotone voice in the land betweens.

[@yourfriendlycynic]

"If you cheer him up"

[@iaintookthatbb6599]

My god thank you so much for making me laugh this hard!!! I’m such a fan your vids the comedy is just my taste!!

[@SylvesterAshcroft88]

Stroking Edgar's sword is the true endgame of Elden Ring.

[@impositor.]

Its not Yura in the Mountaintops its Shabiri. You can find Yura dieing in some church in the altus plateau. Shabiri just uses Yuras body.

[@brumbpotungus1408]

I was also disappointed by the Night's Cavalry, mostly because he got stuck on a tree and immediately fell through the map. Gravity remains undefeated

[@sorlakgear]

Your videos feel like a nice and funny fever dream, I'm gonna hear your voice in my delirium induced head.

[@meinsauerkraut]

Ngl, you are one of the only KZbinrs in the world with rewatchable content

[@mackmagoo9936]

holy fuck this is absolute gold especially with the random pictures that come up

[@bruhman5829]

“Lines of Yelough” got me

[@Hepheat75]

I love this guy's humor.

[@Spiggo97]

That Voodoo Vince Soundtrack around 15:52 brought back some memories man

[@krux6786]

I didn't realize that the Weeping Peninsula existed until I had already been in Mountaintop of the Giants.

[@8-ball397]

At 15:34 is that in the face of evil?

[@hermit_36]

11:12 made my day.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

14:58 It can also literally fall. I attacked it, went "oh shit, that's way too strong". The last thing I saw was it rush attacking into the banister on the side before I retreated to the site of grace. Then it just fucking died. I'm guessing it stepped over the banister

[@cosmocourtois3345]

These videos are so good it makes me want to new game+ them immediately after finishing them.

[@argosvinandi5064]

Your my favorite elden ring creator, this is good shit right here boys.

[@dylanwebb8567]

Sweet fuck hearing the Katamari soundtrack near the end sent me on spiritual voyage downstream along memory lane… this was me soiling myself. Thank you, Dark.

[@battlericky17]

This, is how you start a goddamn friday!

[@filipelopes99]

If you try to kill the dragon and die, you can ask yura for help. He will have his sign at the stake of marika when you respawn after dying

[@touko7447]

dont bite the hand that weeps

[@cayben7253]

gosh dolly dang i hope you name your 100k special "whats the deal with Dark Tark" while making a draw my life