What's the deal with LEYNDELL and THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER?

[@jameslebus2432]

Can’t wait for the homelessness DLC so we can finally enter the shelter and contract rot from sharing the single toilet

[@martk647]

Auch tearjerking lore

[@ThirdEyeAngel]

😂❤

[@evanmarogen]

Kind of wish there was a dark souls/hobo: a tough life game.

[@B1g_B0sssss]

Random question, but what is the quote qnd soundtrack at 13:42 ? At first i thought it was from americans mcgees alice, but i couldn't find it.

[@Pimpshrimpin]

@@B1g_B0ssssspretty sure the song is from silent hill idk about the quote

[@H3yItsLee]

Finally some extended lore to the intellectual know as the Dastardly DooDoo Devourer

[@ExpandDong420]

Aka The Reviled Excrement Devourer

[@deadfurydbf9647]

Aka the Evil Excrement Enjoyer

[@truth6919]

the crazy caca consumer

[@saviolbnful]

The Nefarious number two nibbler

[@IronSoulElf]

@@truth6919 that was my 6th character's name. It was a bleed build

[@kararender1742]

i learnt 2 things from this video 1 - the deal with leyndell 2- rykard is my mother

[@pineapplescone5025]

always proud to be a dark tark supporter in these dark times.

[@bigounce9]

Hah i get it

[@CYB3r_D3m0n]

That's cannon, it's in the lore.

[@3000deaths1]

111

[@lexinim1133]

Always glad to find another Tark Head.

[@AdminAbuse]

@@CYB3r_D3m0n canon*

[@shallowphoenix]

He has literally become the way I learn lore and I’m not ashamed, also erdtree 10/10 for looming things

[@Phiil1]

The fact that he didn’t just jump straight into dung eater redemption story and, instead, walked us through the path inspiring him to retake the path is next level narrative push.

[@ph0en1x99]

It is amazing that you can finally achieve the mythical BioWare fade-to-black bang Dung Eater cutscene!

[@WaldoKrayt]

Loved the video, the memes mixed with actual lore bits and theories are great! In my opinion though, i think that throne is for Godfrey himself considering there was cut content of godfrey adressing the tarnished next to a huge throne in a room similar to the one where the two fingers are, so that could be it considering aswell that place is pretty much next to his Shade bossfight.

[@luna7157]

It seems like Godfrey had that exact same throne built everywhere he went. Stormveil? Big chair. The real Roundtable Hold? Big chair. Final cutscene of some endings? _The same big chair._ I'm honestly starting to think there may have been a big chair in Morgott's arena _after_ defeating him, but I may have hallucinated that one after seeing it follow me throughout the game. If I looked harder, I might even find another.

[@KamiEneru]

@@luna7157 I know there are multiple chairs but I like to think that he just carried the same one with him everywhere he went

[@Late0NightPC]

Agreed. Godfrey was around during the earliest age of the Golden Order, since he chosen as the first ever Elden Lord. Then if you look at the city, compared to the Roundtable hold, the Hold feels distinctly different, both literally as it's build with a totally different style, and also that it is literally separated away from the rest of the city, as though it was built long before the city was. Tarnished Archeologist even made a great connection that Godfrey was the leader of the 13 Crucible Knights in a manner that really invokes the idea of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round table, and what do we see right outside the throne room? A round table filled with weapons very similar to what the Knights all use. He takes that to show the moment that the Crucible Knights and Hoarah Loux chose to give up the equal rule of the round table, where there was no single head of the table, for the structure and hierarchy of the throne room now that Hoarah Loux became Godfrey, the first Elden Lord. Though I do definitely think the Shade is entirely Morgott's spell, rather than being any kind of actual "shade" of Godfrey because of the promixity to the Hold. Down in the depths of the sewers you can fight Mohg, or rather, an illusion of him that protects the pathway to the Frenzied Flame, and right behind him is a seal cast by Morgott. Morgott oddly doesn't seem to call Mohg out as one of the "willful traitors" like the rest of the Demi-gods, which considering he's happy to sit and wait for the coming of his new Dynasty, seems like he and Morgott have a deal. Mohg won't bother Morgott's rule over the city, so Morgott won't interfer with any of his plans like kidnapping Miquella, and they both know the Frenzied Flame is bad news for both of them if it gets out, so they're willing to protect it together. "Margit" isn't immune to any kind of status effect, in either place you fight him, however that fake Mohg is, and it doesn't seem to be Mohg using the same type of spell, but some sort of actual "puppet" illusion that automatically protects the area. And of note, Goldfrey is also immune to status effects, suggesting he is something similar to the Mohg illusion. Which it all seems to build to the idea that Dark mentioned, that Goldfrey is basically what Morgott uses to prevent anyone from getting close enough to realize the ruler of the city is an Omen.

[@cynder7904]

my favorite end to this quest is still using the wizard guy from Ranni's team's drugged drink to turn him into a puppet. guy slaps in HP and Damage.

[@panopticpunk]

if you kill him immediately after you give him the potion - you get to keep his gear, AND get him as a puppet. Dunno why it works. Just does. ;)

[@chopsandtoots]

Tragically I finished Ranni's quest and because she kills Seluvis you can't use the potion anymore. 😢 NG+.....I'm coming for you, Dung Eater.

[@InChristWeTrust999]

Did you know that if you complete the Dungeater’s quest line and then hit his corporeal form while he’s dead on the chair in his jail cell 1 million times, you will actually get the real, canon Dungeater ending? Basically, you marry Ranni, but then ending up divorcing her and marry the Dungeater instead. After the ceremony, The Loathsome Dungeater goes to throw the usual bouquet of flowers into the crowd of wedding guests, however, instead of a bouquet of flowers, he actually proceeds to throw his own dung at the crowd as they stand there in disbelief, covered in the Dungeater’s excrement. After the wedding, you both go on a honeymoon to The Weeping Peninsula, where we finally get to witness the mythical, fade to black bang Dungeater cutscene. This is all cool and everything, but there is a catch. Getting this secret bang Dungeater ending actually has implications in real life. Once you finish Elden Ring and see the secret Dungeater ending, he actually shows up at your house, squats in your kitchen and eats all of the food in your fridge and cupboards. Because of this heinous act, you eventually begin to starve, until one fateful day, you are actually forced to eat your own dung, therefore becoming… The Loathsome Dungeater. Suddenly it clicks. It all makes sense. It was you. You were The Loathsome Dungeater this whole time, and it was only by unshackling your own corporeal form that you were able to realise this. What a revelation. The secret bang, fade to black Dungeater ending was truly a once in a lifetime experience. Everyone should experience it at least once, but a word of warning; do so at your own risk. Don’t become Elden Lord. Become… The Dungeater.

[@zakbrown9256]

This is the best thing I’ve ever read. 😂

[@InChristWeTrust999]

@@zakbrown9256 haha I’m glad you got a kick out of my beautiful words

[@maximusthedude8305]

Was NOT expecting the Start Trek: Enterprise reference lol. And the call back to the Mythical Dung Eater Bang Cutscene (TM) was great. Really funny stuff as always mate

[@jojipoji2322]

I love that the reason you cannot enter a homeless shelter is because you already have a home

[@udobybreak6393]

8:36 glad to know I wasn't the only one that made that mistake, Fromsoft's level designers are massive trolls.

[@HenryGreenEngine3]

Leyndell is the most accurate depiction of being lost in a big city I have ever experienced, right after actually being lost in a big city

[@JP12345]

That thing about Rykard being linked to the round table hold it's something I have never heard before but weirdly enough it does make some logical sense

[@RedpoiintEDITZ]

FINALLY. THE BANG DUNG EATER CUTSCENE

[@ILike2KillYou]

The best notification one can get is a Dark Tark Elden Ring banger

[@KATinBLACK]

Whoo! Let’s go! My man got all up in that Dungeater seedbed! It’s a really long quest line, but worth it in the end when you’re holding the child you had together

[@HectorWalrussy]

This is the first time I've wanted to be homeless, there must be such great lore in the shelter

[@cayben7253]

I really love your straight forward emotionless delivery of humor 😂 keep it up king!

[@alexandrefigs]

0:58 Isn't this a thing in the game though, with the enemies that transform when you hit them and drop a larval tear.

[@WaveFe]

Im so glad this channel is on my resume it looks so good.

[@YSOchris]

Actually the Most enjoyable Elden Ring Content Creator at the moment.

[@Quinn_M35]

I'll never not love, "its canon; its in the lore."

[@KazeBlack]

The dragon in Leyndell is in a moaning position so I don't think that it was killed by the demigods, I am certain it just felt the need for self-pleasure and was so good at it that the overexcitement got the upper hand.

[@d.robinson6262]

This is.... Canon, it is..... in the lore

[@NWolfsson]

It "stumbled and fell" on the giant spear and was too ashamed to call the hospital when it realized it couldn't pull it back out... Tale as old as time.

[@danila4322]

Are you 12?

[@vishalnagaraj5343]

Bolt of Grand Sex

[@viperleviathan9021]

Your humor is unmatched, can't wait to see more!!!

[@compatriot852]

Is Dark Tark describing Leyndell or Birmingham? I'm pretty sure one is much more habitable

[@ThomasOwOD]

Birmingham

[@Dapryor]

😂😂

[@DanielLopez-ki8qk]

I live in eager anticipation of all your uploads. This is another banged video, much like the mythical BioWare fade-to-black bang dung eatsr cutscene.

[@ChamplooEvan]

It’s crazy that your videos are the quality level of someone who deserves over a million subs because it hopefully means you never completely change the type of content you make

[@nicholasbennett13]

Another dark tark upload to make me forget my parents divorce ❤

[@FatuBilgic-yp3xw]

Skill issue

[@alexflores2567]

I seen a lot of Elden ring KZbinrs but no one comes close to this guy. Subscribed!

[@noy-v001]

ur sense of humour is godly...thats canon its in the lore

[@ymfos]

" the real journey is the friends we made along the way, whatever that means" So funny 😂

[@scavengersix2161]

1:00 Morgott Everywhere System unironically would be glorous and terrifying.

[@Mothware]

Y'know, watching an Elden Ring video, I didn't expect to receive a Star Trek: Enterprise reference, but I definitely appreciated it.

[@jakebrill5990]

Love your videos. Your sense of humor us right up my alley.

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

16:00 if the Dung Eater ate everything in my fridge, does that mean that I stock my fridge with dung? Does that make me the Dung Eater this whole time?

[@Dools1217]

Your videos always make me laugh, thanks for the great content! And never forget "it's true, it's in the lore."

[@centurosproductions8827]

"I will defile you next." "My seedbed is ripe and waiting." Yeah, this man is trying to seduce you.

[@felipeolmos4054]

Really deep stuff covered by this video, as always, thank you Tark.

[@Citrusee]

It is an interesting take that Rykard could have been the leader of the Roundtable hold 🤔 No one else seems to have made this observation (Besides ur mother)

[@paulroche7588]

Another banger Tark! Please do a Fia quest video! Everytime you upload I get hype af, these videos slap

[@jotakuchan7310]

Dude I seriously adore your style of videos. Whether it's more elden ring or different stuff like the silent Hill 2 Video. Keep up the good work 👍

[@chazisdead5413]

I was prepared to cry, but I was not prepared to laugh, and have a stunning resume

[@rinhatsuyuki7090]

I never knew how much i needed another D.T Video until i received it.

[@Celastrous]

This is your best video yet

[@upsettispaghettivulture]

"Poo is disgusting and I hate poo" truly a prophet of the modern era

[@Coach_B2024]

This is now my favorite channel on KZbin.

[@rajburtonpatel6702]

tremendous video. laughed out loud at “I died”. Keep it up dung tark

[@Chroma9]

2 Things I Gotta Say: 1) They kicked out the homeless and made it a PvP shelter. I don't know what I expected. 2) The song played when mad tongue Alberich is on screen. I know it, but I can't place it and it haunts my waking nights.

[@Joseph_Uzui]

Another hilarious Elden ring video, please continue making Elden ring/from software videos you’re so good at them

[@syzygy_fan]

The random enemies roasting your Jordan's before turning into a literal beast are the werebears and giant trolls from Lyndell and Caelid respectively.

[@NameTaken1191]

It's always a treat when I see that you've uploaded a new video. You always make me laugh.

[@The.nib69]

Never played a souls game or Elden Ring but MAN these videos are *chef’s kiss*

[@DefecTec]

Dude you have to play, if you have free time and want to play a game, normally it’s a waste of time but these are art

[@NUTBIBLE]

9:14 I legit am just finding out about this area....I've had the game since launch..

[@EduardoNicoleit]

FINALLY A NEW VIDEO. I WAS LOOSING HOPE...

[@daswizard5861]

Hey man you got a new sub. Funny and progressivley getting better edits.Keep it up!

[@Shoebil]

Never have i regretted smashing that bell button for my main man, Dark Tark

[@joshuarusty7395]

Man dark tark is probably the best elden ring comedy gameplay I've ever seen

[@S4my-no2no]

There is an area that is hidden to the tarnished that is sacred to the perfume people. It is the back alleys of lleyndell, where they are able to sell the special perfumes and get that good good. That is canon. Its in the lore.

[@giantspacemonstrdev]

"Melina immediately divorces you but she lets you keep the dog". That was too relatable man T_T

[@irgendwer3610]

9:03 I think I remember seeing cut content that it was supposed to be designed for Godfrey, he has non boss fight dialogue

[@poppywoo842]

absolutely amazing series :)

[@malfeasance3251]

I've been waiting forever thank you mister tark

[@Beastowe]

Been waiting for your next video and wasn’t disappointed in the least. Keep up the good work

[@mykol4254]

Clicked so hard and fast my seedbed formed and ripened in front of my eyes

[@twiz476]

I enjoy these videos keep it up 👍 you have a style of humor that is very reminiscent of Uberdanger, but without the sudden loud noises and yelling.

[@shamahoraga]

You are danger Dolan. I’m convinced. Your humor punches me in the ribs

[@zakbrown9256]

I started using your drip, it looks so funny, it really suits the mask, now it’s cannon and I’m the lore that Lionel was an Albanuric the whole time!

[@battlericky17]

As usual i love your hilariously comedic openings 😂😂😂 you and the damn dung eater

[@benzur3503]

So ironic, that the last seedbed curses can only be found within the area filled with enemies who attack you with soap

[@SgtFrankBatman]

The Enterprise reference made me very happy and also got the song stuck in my head again

[@deutschvanderlinde6900]

Fun fact from the end of the video: High rates of divorce in developed countries is one of the classic examples of misunderstood or misrepresented data, that my data science prof. took a whole class to talk about. It goes like this: There is a steady rise in the number of divorces in the western world as economies progress and quality of life improves. Its often used for propaganda by the more conservative side as an argument against modernization and shit. But the reality is, marriages and divorces arent short term events. It takes decades before marriages fall apart. And the older the couple are, the longer it takes them to separate(unlike anyone in Elden Ring). So the couples that are separating got married probably decades ago, before they had much freedom about who and when they'd marry. With a more progressive society more people mutually separate, or women leave toxic relationships, as they are less and less socially or financially dependent(very much like everyone in Elden Ring). One good thing is, the divorce rates are nosediving, as less and less people are forced into unhappy marriages, and thus the ones that do get married now are liable to be together a lot longer(hopefully thats how it goes in Elden Ring).

[@dabiggestratintown]

10:14 it all makes so much sense now...

[@deependrasahu4112]

😂😂😂

[@theChilest]

This is the OFFICIAL dung eater channel in youtube.

[@tmt_0488]

finally, a man who knows my pain to the legendary armament achievement

[@TurkeyBoy517]

This guy deserves more subs and views 👏

[@rileythompson874]

"They were probably very large, so we can safely assume it was your mother" had me rolling

[@catsforcomms1952]

I rewatch this often to hear “it’s the loorming theeng. That loorms”

[@wezcuz6072]

You deserve millions! Whenever you drop a video ik my day will be good

[@boxy2k8]

When you jumped onto the indestructible standing corpse guy at @4:31 the pillar looks like ET

[@Zelska]

Rykard being my mother was way funnier then it should have been lol

[@711ramen]

Props on using the classic Silent Hill music at the Sorcery Evergaol Ghost Town.

[@PWizz91]

Your witty commentary has earned a new sub

[@lillyclarity9699]

holy shit divine divinity reference, nice, I thought I was the only one who played that series before it got popular

[@salomonserur]

Dad you came back from gettin newport cigarettes after 2 months. Truly a moment in time

[@josephhausser3096]

This is soo funny, man he has my sense of humor.. God I love it. Keep it up, earned a sub

[@haleynaga5671]

Thank you for the good vid man, really fun one

[@wallisushi]

You’re a legend, you’re videos are so entertaining! Keep it up! I’m also here for that sweet KZbin money

[@ramanand5187]

Erdtree is truly one of the looming things ever made. It looms, and it's a thing as well.

[@jordanwillnance]

My fav videos rn. Thank you Tark 🙏🏼

[@Rannos22]

That beyond joke was so obscure and I want you to know I appreciate it

[@ggjade]

The giant chair could also be for Godfrey. Therefore this could mean that Godfrey can be my mother

[@FurtiveSkeptical]

The ol' 'Giant Mom Blues' huh?

[@Super-Senior-Impermanence]

man i love to play the videos just for the asmr

[@FTZPLTC]

Dung Eater quest is literally just an accurate representation of how two tops decide who has to switch.

[@TecTitan]

The way you describe Leyndell perfecftly encapsulates America today. Hey-o

[@_Bunger_]

INSANE thumbnail it took me 5 seconds just to click cause my brain couldn’t comprehend what my optic nerves were sending it

[@adamdunbar2668]

Seriously one of the funniest Elden Ring videos.

[@cool-guycharlie6380]

Jeez. I JUST got to leyndell. I don’t think I’ll ever finish this game haha

[@nachiketrao5285]

Loving your videos more and more with each new uploads😂 ! Keep going Dark Tark 🫵🏼💪🏼