What’s the dumbest way a PC in your group has died? Part 3 (r/dndstories)

What’s the dumbest way a PC in your group has died? Part 3 (r/dndstories)
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[@ezrah.2650]

"Duck!" _"Where?!"_

[@Mini_Squatch]

And then for the druid to be taken out by a tree. oh the irony.

[@lordbiscuitthetossable5352]

The fact that was the immediate response made this moment *golden*

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

Still gotta say it though... "Props for staying in Character." ;o)

[@ezrah.2650]

@@gnarthdarkanen7464 I've actually never played DnD. I'm a homeschooled 15 year old who never goes anywhere where they play this type of game. Don't you usually get to roll for save in situations like this?

[@mattevans4377]

@@ezrah.2650 Failed perception roll. You can't dodge if you don't know what's coming.

[@AshersAesera]

Second Story: Unless he's got a bunch of heavy gems on him he should be able to float on the lava, maybe even walk on it.

[@handlebarfox2366]

Seriously, how dense do you have to be to fall through molten rock?

[@factorrandom1864]

or just dm and player having no idea about this fact

[@kyvremthedestroyer9085]

As the dm, my party got an entirely optional quest to go kill a dragon thats been stopping trade from coming through the mountains. They accept, and were actually doing quite well. One of the party gets downed by succeeds his death saves and just chills in a corner since he can’t do anything. The rest of the party get very close to killing the dragon till the Monk panics and flees the scene, leaving the barbarian to die. The barbarian fights for his life and inevitably dies. The Monk then comes back and kills the dragon. Basically, if the Monk had held his ground and kept fighting, the barbarian wouldn’t of died.

[@velrockartminiatures]

Our DM has a 100 sided dice called the "Skullcrusher" die. Every session, each player gets one use of this die, if you roll 95-100 you get a success with some sort of grandiose outcome. If you roll a 1-5 then you fail, and I'll just say you don't want to fail. So we are fighting a group of pirates who have pulled up next to our ship and most of us have jumped over to theirs to make fighting a little easier as most of us are melee characters. Our Barbarian is on the edge of their ship on the opposite side of the enemy captain from our Bard. When it gets to our Bard's turn, he lets out a Thunderwave that the Barbarian fails the saving throw for. The Barbarian goes overboard and attempts to climb the side of the ship to get back into the fight, and in an attempt to do so faster, decides to roll the Skullcrusher. He rolled a 6. So he's safe right? Wrong. In an earlier session, one of our players rolled a 94 on the Skullcrusher and in an act of mercy, our DM allowed it to be successful, with the forewarning that the next roll that comes close to a failure would be extra detrimental. So, this roll of a 6 was indeed a failure. A giant shark proceeded to leap from the ocean below and chew our Barbarian in half while tossing him around like a rag doll. His lower half was taken by the shark as the rest of him sat at the surface of the water screaming and thrashing as a giant Kraken tentacle grabbed him and pulled him to the bottom of the sea. Now, the Barbarian player's new character is a Warlock who's patron is the very same Kraken that killed his character (I think). P.S. Before myself (a Paladin) and our Cleric could decide what to do with the Bard for technically killing a fellow party member, the Bard was killed the next session by evil fish people. P.P.S. We are running Tomb of Annihilation so we can't revive anyone.

[@sirariusritter4250]

Wait, 95-100 and 1-5? if it was 96-100 than you could just use a d20 and not carry around a d100, then again, we all are little dice goblins.

[@velrockartminiatures]

​@@sirariusritter4250 Because it's 100 sides, we can watch it roll past a lot of numbers. It makes it very nail biting

[@sirariusritter4250]

@@velrockartminiatures Fair enough

[@00blaat00]

That story from 08:01 is set in Midkemia, Raymond Fest's world. Awesome! Go read his Riftwar series, everybody!

[@nvfury13]

My story, home brew setting (dozens of worlds and full Planescape content, all connected by weird Gates and Rifts) but connected to those. We even had a run in with The Enemy eventually.

[@00blaat00]

@@nvfury13 Is Discworld in there?

[@nvfury13]

00blaat00 It was, only ended up being used for a short arc though.

[@nvfury13]

00blaat00 Heck, I’d even done the work to tie Palladium’s Rifts setting (and all their settings tied to that) to that weird multiverse of a campaign.

[@opheliejean3423]

He got attacked by 6 bushes.. should have stuck with the gang man, the forest is dangerous

[@rompevuevitos222]

Being completely unaware of how powerful an enemy could be in my first campaign, my paladin faced and fought an army of at least 30+ undead, by himself, at lvl 5... A party member's heroic sacrifice (RIP) and the DM taking pity on me led to him barely surviving, but the monk's attempt at pulling my ass off the fire was the last thing he did

[@eastromangaming1033]

My character almost got sucked into a vacuum tube but luckily the other party member saved me saved me in time

[@killerdustbunnies]

Made a human druid for a 3.5 campaign who died 3 times in one in game day. First fight, purple worm swallowed him whole. DM ruled that any living thing inside the worm took 1/2 damage from any physical attack that hit the worm... Fighter killed me while cutting me out of the things guts. 3rd fight, 4 zombie young adult red dragons breath weaponed me AT THE SAME TIME, while in bear form. Smoking pile of ash was rezed by a mage of our 'guild' 6th encounter, passed thru a room with enervating ray traps(yes, plural) got hit by 1. Still alive at this point. Magic walls go up, trapping us in the hall between the room with the rays and a new room with a trapped devil. Seeing no where to go and no way out that didn't include releasing the devil my character tries to push back thru the magic wall. He succeeded... And was hit by 3 enervating rays and one crit. When the DM realized my character should be dead again... He retconed that the devil somehow was able to spare me for a future favor. After that Zek rod is animal companion horse off into the sunset, too traumatized to continue with adventuring. Never to be seen again

[@swolie]

One of my character tried to get a griffon drunk... It was in a open space... I was on top of it... I roll like a 4 to see if I would stay on it.

[@Garenzo314]

How is someone going to 'sail past' their target if they are drop-kicking it? That's a stupid GM determination.

[@funnyblog100]

1:10 But you wouldn't sink in lava....it isn't water it is molten metal and rock. It is over three times denser you would just float on top of it.

[@kurroshin750]

So I was playing a Dragonborn bard-barian.. my character had been cursed with lycanthropy and I needed to cure it before we fought the BBEG because he could control werewolves. I went to the main protagonist arch mage that we were working for to see if he could cure me.. well he used a wish spell to cure me and the DM ruled the arch mage wasn't specific enough and I died from the spell.. I was a little miffed.

[@filthysewerrat3490]

Easy, remember bastion from my last comment, his bandit leader slave stabbed him, then got slaughtered. Bastion tried to steal his eyes and rolled a nat one with his poisoned dagger, cut his finger and died

[@TheTownGuard]

He tossed a brick at a wall and rolled a 1, It bounced back and crited him.

[@daleyhuard3675]

Why the roll??

[@realshaperio]

Ah yes, D&D 1

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

That reminds me of a (supposedly true) story of a would-be vandal who threw a brick at a window in order to break it, and the brick bounced off and hit him in the head, requiring a hospital visit. I also seem to recall reading that the window "glass" in this case was actually plastic, for the exact reason that it wouldn't break as easily as glass.

[@TheTownGuard]

@@daleyhuard3675 He asked for a roll

[@GZilla311]

Daley Huard The wall's AC?

[@tevynwright3214]

"Is there fall damage in DnD?" Yes. Yes there is.

[@Dickgobblery47]

Not when you have 143hp and ac18 plus Shield 🛡 and is raging

[@doomgod314]

Every single PC I make has inexplicably some how suffered massive fall damage. I have a reputation

[@CryptidVulpes]

Durable totem bear barbarian says no

[@THEotherGUY337]

@@doomgod314 ..

[@Vox_Essentia]

Are you suuuure?? Nah, I'ma jump that well anyway

[@robertedwards4510]

we were running a one shot, and have a lot of homebrew spells, one is called big boom. it does exactly what it says. it gives fireball a 300ft radius. they used it in a last attempt to kill the boss. the boss was a pit fiend. it's immune to fire. the spell killed everyone.

[@nomobobby]

"Who ever heard of creatures who are immune to Fireball?!" Wizard's last words before TPK.

[@r.j.penfold]

New spell: Big Oof. Just as everyone dies from Big Boom, the Roblox oof sound effect is heard from the heavens.

[@Tacocatv]

Oh God a 600ft diameter just sounds like a nuke

[@Anton_Jermakoŭ]

Fireball is not a good single target damage spell anyway

[@chadman905]

I was still new to d&d. I was under the impression that common clothes counted as light armor. 7 sessions into this 10 session campaign, my monk triggers a fire trap. DM: "You manage to dodge the flames but your clothes catch fire". Me: "What clothes?" Table bursts into laughter. Bard: "just be a man and take off your clothes, handsome! (Bard kept trying to seduse me but I kept passing the saves) Me: "SERIOUSLY GUYS. I can't wear light armor so I can't wear common clothes". Table gets dead quiet. Bard: " You're serious, aren't you?" I nod. DM: " SO YOU WERE IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT WHEN YOU WERE AUCTIONING MAGIC ITEMS 4 SESSIONS AGO?!" Me: "yep" TL;DR: Monk spends months with a party and auctions magic items to an entire town and no one realized he was naked the entire time.

[@lordbiscuitthetossable5352]

Sometimes, dignity is the only thing that dies. XD

[@SH-qs7ee]

I really don't want to know what Flurry of Blows is for this monk....

[@MazTheOriginalGod]

@@SH-qs7ee Oh but I do...

[@Drejzer]

@@SH-qs7ee do note that (at least in dd3.5) unarmed strikes can be made with any part of the body... (And there is a feat that lets you deal piercing damage with unarmed strikes)

[@jessegd6306]

Stealth 100000

[@averytallgremlin2097]

One of my friends ate a solid gold frog that I openly anounced was cursed, which was also covered with eldritch writing... And then complainrd when his soul was trapped in the frog

[@iododendron3416]

And thus, the chocolate frogs from Harry Potter were born.

[@MrDmitriRavenoff]

Our party's Wookie failed a DC 5 jump check and fell off of Cloud City. DM gave the two closest PC's rolls to grab him, and they both rolled garbage. Bye bye Newbaka.

[@somedrunkdude5728]

*wookie SCREEEEAAAaaaammmm...*

[@saturniidspectre]

Ooh, there's a Star Wars tabletop RPG, or is it D&D Homebrew?

[@astaymirschosen9545]

@@saturniidspectre yep and as far as I know it runs on an old d6 only system I used to play a droid named WLK-R7... everyone just called me "walker"

[@megagamernick9883]

@@astaymirschosen9545 there’s edge of the empire which uses its set of dice and my friends play it a lot

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

@@astaymirschosen9545 There are 2 more modern versions, one uses the D20 system of AD&D 3.5 and the other uses the Saga rules of AD&D 4.0 (or something very close to 4th Edition, I don't know, I refuse to acknowledge or play Saga Edition)... The most TERRIFYING Star Wars D20 game I ever heard of had a friend of mine KNOWN for killing Game Worlds (not just campaigns, WORLDS) somehow convinced his GM to allow him to play an Ewok Jedi Guardian... at least it wasn't a Jawa Jedi...

[@dinoslurp9016]

I was a DM for a group of 3 who wanted a fightpit campaign. The party wizard, Wayland Zard (Way Zard for short) had gained a curse that made him lose 1 hp for each spell cast. He had just ended a tough fight with a massive snake in the arena, with 1 hp left. After succesfully killing it he, knowing casting another spell would end him, cast magic missle to riddle the body full of holes and slipped away into unconsciousness. None of the other players wanted to save him so he quietly passed away failing three death saves while being carried on the fighters back. The party realized he was gone after they found the wizard was naked as he always just illusioned his robes.

[@PedroKing19]

Why did no one try to save him though?

[@mateoforester7786]

I as player was presented a nuke with 3 wires to cutt. I thought that the bomb would simply cease to work if I cutt all the wires. So i bought some sheers and blew up myself and new York is now a smoldering crater (This was actually a tpk). "I cutt all the wires!" Is now an inside joke in our group.

[@masmurdermonkey9233]

Well, how else could you be certain?

[@spacecore4629]

*Cut

[@RedrumZombies]

I just got hit by a nuke in the Magic capitol city, Im from, with 2 party members of party A, and it was because of Party B. Lucky the campaign is crazy and it was nearly all undone.

[@christophersanders3252]

Little known fact, there is usually an on/ off switch.

[@Irisassassin]

@@christophersanders3252 I just learned this from Sherlock five days ago XD

[@dante6605]

I remember when this channel didn't even have 1k subs. I feel like a proud parent.

[@declanberry8879]

Same.jpeg but on different account

[@joshuae5935]

Dante, Of the Satanic Section bro samee

[@austinerickson4512]

See that boy over there

[@jordancarlson9071]

Im first sub over on neon goblin right now Feeling hopeful 🙃

[@lordnul1708]

We were running Unearthed Arcana, my character was a smoke para genasi mystic who died because I had him pull the wrong lever in a castle. His last words, which were cut off mid sentence circa Sopranos: "Why...does he even... have... That...lev..."

[@hannahdigioia692]

Emperor's New Groove! I like it.

[@Butterhooten]

I was playing a level 1 rogue with an entertainer background. My group was settling in a town for the night and I didn't want to pay for the night so I decided to street perform in the street next to the lodging rolled a nat 1 trying to juggle my daggers, my level 1 rogue gets stabbed with all three daggers while trying to catch them, so I have to roll 3D4 damage on a PC with only 9 hit points. Long story short, rogue accidentally stabs themselves three times while trying to juggle

[@pinkpuppy6423]

Second ever session I had ever played. My character found a bag of magic beans, and my DM encouraged me to plant one. A bullette shot out of the ground, in melee with the entire level 2party. Our sorcerer tried to run. The bullette insta killed him with a single attack. Never felt so awful XD

[@salmonmeister]

One person in our party is notorious for making terrible decisions because he just wants to see what will happen. This time he was playing as a halfling and we were in a lair of some sort. The DM casually mentioned there was mushrooms and he immediately said "I WANNA EAT THE MUSHROOM." Even with a lot of shouting from the rest of us and the DM saying eh most likely will die, he did it anyways. Thanks to an NPC with a healing potion, he survived with 1 hp. He then proceeded to nat 1 fail a perception check and walked off a cliff and died.

[@Dualbladedscorpion7737]

I feel sorry for the bard.

[@UndercoverDigital]

The party walks into the main foyer of a haunted castle & we get immediately attacked. I rolled absolute garbage and was killed by a flying candlestick literally ten seconds after walking into the room.

[@mattlayman5844]

We played some deadlands and my friend got hung for stealing a horse. None of us wanted to risk arrest and save him so we watched him struggle, piss himself and finally die

[@chairflipper4313]

My friend (chaotic something rogue) was turned into a duck by a divination hag after he attempted murder and also messed with the severed hand and eye of Vecna, a necromancer.

[@Trumpeter.Pratt2]

Here is a little fun history After a boss batlle of an extremely long dungeon crawl our mage was extremely low. (like 1-2 hp )Being the greedy little shit he was he decided to grab a cursed ancient artefact and got cursed with "having to roll for everything for a day" here is how it went Mage:so if i wanna go across the room i have to roll? Dm:yup Mage: i wanna go across the room Mage: *rolls* nat 1 DM: *rolls damge* nat 20 After that our dm had to describe how our mage tried to walk forward hes legs failed and faceplanted so hard that he died

[@aesiro1336]

So that one stupid houserule is a curse?

[@catfishofthewoopass]

Male druid seduced a female dragon while fighting and then became a sex slave to the dragon he rolled a 20 for subduction but didn't manage to escape So I made a second campaign dedicated to his great escape Edit. Didnt originally escape. But eventually did

[@AlphaOmega1237]

I was running my first game. One of my players created an elven woman called Shitalicious. I allowed it because I thought "why not?" During the prologue, I threw high level enemies at them expecting them to run away. They did, but Shita ended up engaged with the BBEG. Shita asked me if he could throw shit at the BBEG to blind him and get rid of his reaction. I allowed it, and he rolled a 3. I described how the elven woman slipped and fell on her own shit and how the BBEG proceeded to raise his trident over Shita and impale her in one strike.

[@THEMithrandir09]

Hey, I love these videos, but can you please read out all acronyms at least for the title? I am new to DnD so TPK, BBEG etc. Were a problem at first

[@deathcap.]

Good Idea!

[@BrianVaughnVA]

Every so many videos I tend to read out the acronyms, as long as I know what they are. Fret not, you shall hear more of these in full in the future.

[@aidanjackson5084]

Recent occurrence in a Tomb of Annihilation campaign. Our Dwarf Barbarian was attempting to swim across a Raging River to get to the other side to fight a Poison Arrow Sniper, instead of crossing the Log Bridge that lied over it. He was doing pretty well on his Athletic throws to swim across, until he got halfway there. At that point, he began to roll low on his Athletic checks, despite having a +7 to them, and slide closer to the edge that overlooked a pool of Lava. Needless to say, the Dwarf died going downriver while screaming "I'm good at this!" At the top of his lungs.

[@stone9302]

During my first session was the first time I had a character death, and despite being a DND rookie, it will probably remain one of my dumbest deaths. My cousin was the DM, and her boyfriend and I were the players. I was playing a Human rogue and he was an Elven bard, so we were both pretty squishy to begin with. We were playing the Dragon of Icespire Peak campaign, part of the Essentials Kit. After some shenanigans in town, we pick up a quest to warn an old lady a day away about the dragon that's been flying around. When we get to her place, and she is being besieged by a manticore. My character was an experienced burglar whose skills were rusty after years of disuse, and wanted to try to sneak the woman out. The bard on the other hand... He wanted to fight it. So I tried to sneak attack it. I role, and... 1. The thing was now alerted to my presence and charged at me Right at me, straight past the bard. The bard does not attack it, and instead proceeds to go to the lady. My character is not the type to take that kind of betrayal lying down, especially when he has lost half his health. What my character didn't know, was that the bard had gotten a healing potion from the lady. But since my character didn't know about that, he proceeded with operation bardic doom. My character yelled to the manticore, "Look, he's stealing your meal." The manticore then goes after the bard. I fail another arrow sneak attack, and it goes after me. The manticore then gives us the option to pay it off. We have enough money, but the bard has other plans. I then try to get the manticore to team up with me to kill the bard. The bard does likewise. We go back and forth like this until it just finishes me off. It then goes after the bard and turns him into mincemeat. We both actually enjoyed the total BS our characters engaged in and reused our characters when we played again with more people. All in all, I thought it was a hilarious way to end my first session.

[@Aphelion87]

Ok so funny story I've played that campaign before and died in that same encounter. I was playing a half-elf monk and in a previous adventure had obtained a Pole of Colapsing, a small pole that can extend to up to 10 feet long and shrink down at will. So we were fighting the manticore and the DM says it flies up and tells me to make an attack of opportunity. I tell the DM I want to jump up and ride the Manticore as it flies. My plan was to put the small pole upright in its mouth and activate it to either break its jaw or potentially even shatter the skull. I succeed my rolls to grab it and the DM tells me I need to make strength rolls every turn to hold on. My very next turn, I rolled a 5. DM then describes how I lose my grip and fall to my death

[@allbankbasalisk___2005]

Hey there. I was DMing a game and it was my first time so I was a little psychotic. As in I had every one roll to wake up and a player rolled a Nat 1 I was so surprised as I had a thing for if that happened but in my shock I just said "you sleep in so much your body gives up and you die" Tl;DR player rolls to wake up and fails causing them to die via sleeping in

[@jukesdtj656]

I was doing a campaign where while the rest of my party had kept dying, I had yet to even take damage, and I joking claimed I was doing a no damage run. After a fight with a CR 4 Speed Specialized Warforged, during which I used my Stones Endurance ability (Goliath Fighter btw) because they exploded upon death, we were teleported into the middle of the forest by a Fey, and had no choice but to play his games. We managed to escape the forest without running into a single encounter and left behind a sad and lonely Fey. A few minutes later, we chanced upon a small child hacking at a tree with a wood sword, and I asked him what he was doing. He told me he was training to become a Warrior, I said "Oh cool" and continued on. As the party is walking past, the little shit turns around, and hits me with his sword, doing 1 damage. 1 point of damage that I can't negate because I had not taken a short rest since I last used my Stones Endurance ability. Being a Neutral Good character, I do the natural and reasonable thing and drop kick the kid into the tree.

[@houseofmartok4518]

WHAAAAAT??! I take it your DM changed your alignment after that. lol

[@jukesdtj656]

@@houseofmartok4518 Well I didn't actually drop kick the kid, I just rolled intimidation against him and he ran into it. I just thought saying I drop kicked the kid would be funnier, because it's what I actually wanted to do at that point.

[@EinTeufelskreis]

It may be a not as spectacular as other stories but quite a dumb move: Currently play in a game (5e) with some friends. 2 Paladins, 2 fighters, a rogue, a blood hunter and the druid. We were level 2 in our third session and he was actually on his second druid as the first one died in a combat with some skeletons in our opening session which was kinda unlucky for him. (He tried to save a friend who was knocked out and the dice simply didn't go his way. Also two of the party members decided not to participate in the fight, so we had a hard time.) Anyway we were in a magical dungeon inside a mine. The creatures in there were giving us a hard time (some of us nearly died and we just survived because we helped each other out several times) and all of us were quite careful by now... except our druid. After passing a saw trap (which the druid activated to see how it worked, but didn't take too much damage) we reached a room which was far bigger than the others with a giant obelisk in the middle of it. I was like "Sounds like a boss room to me" (I literally said something like this and it was telegraphed through the description by the DM), but our druid decided to enter anyway. Lucky for him the DM concepted the room to be a riddle for us before the boss fight. So after some discussions we solved it and a stair into a dark room emerged. While trying to figure out if our characters with dark vision could see anything the druid decided he'd had enough, so he went down the stairs... having almost no armor (AC 13) and being not a strong fighter. He faced three nothics down there which gave him instant damage with rotting gaze, we all rolled poor on initiative (so the creatures began) and he was torn into shreds. We even carried his corpse through the rest of the dungeon to revive him, but the ritual to do so failed almost causing an old lady to die. So he lost two characters in three sessions. After that he said he wouldn't participate in this campaign any more. Sorry for the long text.

[@houseofmartok4518]

When you said "Sounds like a boss room, to me," I have to wonder what kind of inflection you spoke with. If the main stress was on the word boss, it could have been interpreted as boss as in "cool" or "awesome." If that's the case, he could have taken it as a sign that you thought it was a good idea to check it out.

[@tienshinhan4164]

In our party’s fledgling campaign during our 3rd session, following some combat with some kobolds, our party stumbled upon some gas spores. They are mushrooms which when ruptured inflict a nasty effect if you fail a constitution save. This effect reads that an affected party member will roll a d12 and add your CON modifier to determine how long they have to live without intervention. One of my party members had a horribly stated character. And he had a negative one CON modifier. Upon failing his CON save he rolled a D12 to determine how many hours he had to live. He rolled a Nat 1. Upon rolling the DM and affected party member both concluded that by rolling 1 and having a negative 1 in CON he should immediately die. Thus the noble and childlike Rat, (which was his full name) and his familiar, (also named Rat(who was a demon masquerading as a rat)) met an untimely end.

[@admiralkeelhauled42]

I was tired of playing a character that everyone else hated, so I blew himself up

[@zieftheknight6061]

Mr ripper when is that stream of you playing yet?

[@BrianVaughnVA]

Fear not Zief, just going through some big boy problems while we sort out the stream. We want it to be as good as possible for everyone.

[@drowninginyuqisdeepvoice8697]

He wanted to walk elegantly down the stairs... rolled a nat 1.

[@Kualinar]

Attacking a cokatrice WITHOUT an actual weapon. After all, he's a xychil and have those builtin swords... What could go wrong ? Fails his save against petrification, then, fails his system shock when returned to his normal state.

[@getthegoons]

Party was low level Fought an old enemy of theirs that was reincarnated into a Demon to try to get revenge (long story short she was a cultist) After killing her, creepy necromancer PM's me to ask if he can take some parts to study. He sneaks away a couple fingers. Several sessions later, party is attempting to figure out what the bbeg's jolly green ally is. It's a fucking green dragon. Green dragon toys with them a bit, debating them while sort of hinting at dissent from bbeg. He makes it clear he's in control, and can kill them at any time (not really, it'd be a hard fight but the party had a solid chance if they went for it.) Towards the end of the conversation, dragon is about to offer the players a deal, to go raid a castle a rival follower of the bbeg was in charge of. Necromancer cuts off dragon to bet his life on a coin flip. He fucking loses. Dragon rears back to acid breath, wizard declares he eats the demon fingers. Fuck. Decide to d100 it, a crit fail revives the demon on the spot, killing him, while 25 and below teleports him to to hell, away from immediate danger. 23 He wakes up in Avernus, the lowest pit of Hell. He technically isn't dead, but he probably won't ever make it back.

[@jonathonhunt5387]

Remember the necromancer/fighter. But if you dont 20th level 15 wizard 5th fighter long story short vampiric touch with two melee touch attacks and action surge. Post campaign one shot two lvl20s from campaign me and the rouge 3 new players lvl 15, a too cool for skool druid, a edgelord ranger, and THE lawful stupid palidin. Guess witch one tried to deus vault me as soon as he found I was a necro wizard. Needless to say it didn't go well for him.

[@michaelwardell819]

It was me, twice. Was playing my first ever dnd campaign, Tomb of Anhilation. My first character, a Goliath ranger (yes, I know, not optimal) and the rest of the group was lost in the woods of chult, so I cast speak with animals, and asked the dm if there's any animals nearby. "Yes, you see in a lake nearby that there's a crocodile in the lake" so I go speak to the crocodile. "Hey Mr crocodile, do you know where we are right now, we're a little lost" the crocodile responded "hm, yes I will tell you if you enter my lake" I asked the dm for an insight check, rolled Single digits, and the dm says " he seems sincere, you don't think he's lying." So I walked into the lake, immediately got swarmed by 5 crocadiles and an alpha crocodile who bit my character and dragged me off. My party just watched me then walked off. I don't blame them.

[@Sharles0001]

We were playing 3.0, freshly out at the time, we converted our old high level character (lvl 15-16) we played for many years on AD&D, then when we visited a special Elder Sage living at the top room of a tower of nearly a miles high. The wizard of our group wanted to impress us and decided to jump out the window (instead of taking the stairs again) and let himself fall to the ground to cast a spell at the last second before he hit the ground. so far nothing wierd, but the Dm do his job and ask the wizard "What spell do you cast?" The wizard answer: "Cat Fall, it garantees I always fall standing on my feet" I tell him; "Dude, you still fell a whole miles!" Then the DM read the spell and confirm it: Generous amount of Ketchup spread over about fifty foot around the landing zone...

[@shad070]

I don’t think the was stupid, but kinda funny. I was playing a rip off Kratos since when i made it i was very into god of war(Goliath Barbarian). We had gone back to this slave town he had helped liberated after coming back from the other town we had delivered stuff for the local black smith. But when we arrived we saw zombies, and the leader of the town was freaking out that a Lich spawn was there. After evacuating the people, we made our way to the Prison, where we got introduced to our new PC and some other strong NPC’s. I volunteered to stay with the criminals at the bottom of the stairs, when the rest of the party got jumped by more zombies. I had decided to leave with NPCs, until the Lich had captured us. It took us to the mines where they were about to perform a ritual. They needed more sacrifices so they left again and i was stuck in the other room. So once the rest of the party arrived, we had to start fighting the Lich spawn and an Undead Minotaur (the other crushed by boulders) They had snapped the Lichs arms and decapitated it so it could not perform magic. So once i had left the room, they were beating on the lich skull and then when it got to my turn, i decided to smash the skull on the Minotaurs head. I killed the lich but the Minotaur then grabbed a nearby mine kart and smashed my PC and dealt 46 damage. We were level 2 and i had 16 hp. Nat 20 to hit and instant death. I knew my character was gonna die because i asked to change characters but that still caught me off gaurd.

[@dennismarinos2129]

On one of my first campaigns as a player I was playing a noble barbarian half orc (thanks dad for being so drunk to fuck an orc) I had left for adventure with some adventures a human rogue and an half elf wizard. The dm had us picked special items for role play reasons. The rogue had a simple of his fallen noble family. The wizard had a ring of his wife who was cursed and he was trying to find a cure. And I had a fucking monocle :) (it was from my grand grand father, my father gave it to me before the adventure as a sign that even half blooded I still was his son). At some point around the 5th session of the campaign we get caught by the right hand of the bbeg and around 10 bantits.we were on a camp in a forest and they would take us to the bbeg.I have to mention that until then every time I had entered rage I would seal my monocle on my clock to prevent it from breaking. The right hand took it from me and said "ha no gold no jewls, it's worthless. Just like you" he said with a grin. And then he throw it into the fire. The dm went into a cut scene and described how my character felt the rage n him explode and everything went red in his eyes. Then he described how I tore apart the rope binding me and ran towards the right hand literally tearing apart bandits at my way and that when I reached him I freaking separated his head from his body and then collapsed. Was my GM a big mortal combat fan? Maby. Was is freaking awesome when it happened? Heck yeah!

[@vaporhtrail4350]

Rolled 2 nat 1s as a rouge with advantage on a stealth roll. Got found out, tried to run. Came up to a gap in the ground 60 feet deep but only 10 feet across. I had low strength and well. It was either die to being stabbed by several enemies or try the jump. I failed it and with my lower health went splat

[@slugman7070]

I had a tieflin and globlin launch my Genasei at a dragon using a ballista so I could get in range to smite it it. their aim was off, I missed, the dragon laughed, I was used as a clay Pidgeon. I was dead before I hit the ground

[@loafofbeans2699]

I missed a punch and hit my own leg so hard that my incredibly explosive spine blew up the city i was in. Apparently street samurai's with a nuclear core is a bad idea

[@Drengr_Kami]

My Dwarven friend thought that yeeting the Paladin across a puzzle room was a good idea...he died

[@zephyrstrife4668]

That last tale is one where the dice are trying to drop hints that you should play a different character now.

[@PurpleSnailShaman]

Hello. One player from 2 campaign s had both his characters accidentally die in stupid ways in 1 real life week. One refused to run from angry undead and the other jumped from a flying mechanical dragon wayyy in the air onto a mountain to get to a certain death dungeon. more details in my comment on ur last video

[@lemonking3793]

In the middle of a combat encounter he walked up to an obviously evil statue of Strahd, and touched it, summoning 5 shadows to instakill his character.

[@21imasavage54]

I critet a f*ck up and rolld a 20 on a bunny I turned it into paste and i rolled a 1 to eat and chocked on the bullet

[@squeakerjo]

We had a player who wanted to switch characters, so we sacrificed her to lure a group of Kobolds into a pit, a la Timon and Pumbaa.

[@nvfury13]

8:01 Holy chit! My story made the vid! Thanks!

[@bogustoast22none25]

Nick V let me join you.

[@mattevans4377]

Valheru Vader sounds like the next villain of a campaign....

[@nvfury13]

Go for it! My story and campaign.

[@hipnyah]

I'm dm but I still shake my head at this one. I started a new campaign with 5 newbies. Due to adult time constraints I had to start people at different times. I started the first 4 at the same time turn after turn to get them accustomed to the game and to see if they even want to continue (they all do and love the game now) the 5th person tho, one hour in she decided her kenku was a true bird brain. There she is newbie armor and daggers and a rogue. She is walking thru a city alone to meet up with the rest of the party when 5 very mean looking humans walking directly to her with unblinking staring while seeming very angry. She says "imma wait right there to see what they want" me:"they look like they really want to hurt you." her:"maybe they're friendly and misunderstood." me "they're pulling out their weapons and trying to surround you, the city guards are probably REALLY REALLY CLOSE. and these guys are very angry...." she says "ok I'll wait"... One turn later when they tell her to give them all her money she fights back and dies in less than a turn. She is now known as bird brain because of it.

[@nazgul1730]

We were trying to use democracy to solve a revolution, my party was invited into the castle to talk with the king. My friend (who was a cleric) yelled echo and my other friend in draconian yelled “yeet” and was immediately taken by the others of his race as a war cry, so our party died trying to fight castle guards

[@derpyshark3305]

Total party kill from a Gnome with a crossbow

[@masmurdermonkey9233]

Can falling trees crit you? I didn't know that.

[@adriannelson4214]

Some traps do roll for attack. Personally, I think opening a door in a dungeon and finding the pointy end of a ballista trap that just rolled a Nat 20 is the last thing I want to face.

[@sprogdragonhisbisbisginsjd972]

I rolled a nat 20 with a trebuchet in a castle siege once. Hilarity ensued, and it was a very short siege.

[@FrequencyNegative]

I was playing a Goliath in 3.5, good at climbing and jumping and being strong. We were exploring a dwarven stronghold when we found a giant spiral staircase going up. The stairwell had no walls, and the bricks were ancient and crumbling and as we set foot on the stairs, found we had entered an anti-magic zone. (Our DM was tired of us avoiding everything with flight, dimension door, and feather fall combos.) With my insane bonuses to Reflex, Climb, and Acrobatics, I told everyone to climb onto my back (and I carried the other party members) as I ran full speed up the stairs. This way, if any stairs broke, only one character would have to make saves. Needless to say, it was going great until I critically failed hundreds of feet up the stairs. Over the edge we go! The entire party is now falling to our deaths in a anti-magic zone. My character threw each party member back on to the stairs, but was unable to save himself, falling to his death. He is now forever remembered as "Fumbles, the Stairs Giant".

[@Wavemaninawe]

Shouldnt that be 'Fumbles - the Altruistic Stairs Giant' ?

[@ObiWanBillKenobi]

What is DsE? Me not knowing seems to be costing me the whole joke.

[@antonioscalleta7097]

I'm sorry to ask this. But what happened to the original narrator? I hope he's ok. -Sincerely a concerned fan.

[@BrianVaughnVA]

The original original narrator retired, that was the Text to Speech bot. After the TTS bot retired, the primary two narrators he hired on were myself and Dave. I'm fine, but Dave is busy.

[@davemakesnoises]

Hey Brother, very kind of you to check in. I turned 30 and broke up with my girlfriend the same week (week of valentines day) and have been working day in/day out to move my storage around and lock down a new apartment in LA as quickly as possible since we did live together. I have the new place set for a move in on Thursday, and i’ll be back on track for you sweet angels by end of the week. Thank you for your patience, it has been a struggle but i am glad folx like you are in my corner. So much love, see you soon boo ❤️

[@antonioscalleta7097]

@@davemakesnoises It's great to hear that you are still powering through even after all the troubles. Can't wait to see you again in videos!

[@Mini_Squatch]

I mean just because you're immune to fire damage doesn't mean you can swim in lava. That stuff is fucking DENSE.

[@BrianVaughnVA]

I thought that myself, but then I remembered my play through of Dark Souls... Maybe they thought - with high enough resistance or immunities I can do whatever I want!

[@nagoo3662]

the Elven Druid in my party decided that all these cobwebs in the trees needed to go and so lit them on fire... the dwarf "me" ran to the nearest creak found the deepest spot in an attempts to save himself...I rolled under the creek bank and managed to save my life, the rest of the party... all elves BTW didn't make it

[@Psychomaniac14]

good morning

[@BrianVaughnVA]

Morning!

[@brandonwort]

Played Rock Paper Scissors with the devil, lost my soul and was turned into a soup.

[@sekliley7587]

Was running tomb of annihilation, the party had a guide and a few other things, but they were still level 1. They went into the jungle, I think they were planning to stumble around until they found something of value. The first thing I have them see is the mother triceratops encounter, as a “hey look a dinosaur, we should probably not do anything too risky.” Then one of the players decided it would be cool if he could tame it. I gave him multiple warnings that this was a horrible idea but he insisted. The character ended up gored on one of the horns instantly dying

[@SeeMyEvil]

the irony on the lava guy XD

[@joelrobinson5457]

YES

[@lukewarden]

Favorite Narrator!

[@BrianVaughnVA]

I try my best Luke.

[@ninjastsr9738]

I was once playing as a tibaxy rogue (idk how its spelt) and our party was fighting the bbeg (a necromancer that was raising the dead of waterdeep to take the city over.)the fight wasn't going well and the cleric of the team had already died and everyone was low from previous fights so I thought I would flank round by going up a tower on the outside. I rolled a nat 1 when I rolled dex to climb. I was bending over the top of the tower helplessly hanging a skeleton from down below shot at me rolled a fucking nat 20. Shot me up the arsehole. My lifeless body fell 300 feet down landing on my friends pc (a drow gunslinger) he also died. Sorry for the essay if anyone reads this

[@leonardovergara5620]

Skeletons in Minecraft: Also, that happens when you're slaves of the Dice.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

I guess you mean tabaxi. The way I remember it is that it sounds a bit like "tabby" as in a tabby cat.

[@ninjastsr9738]

@@melkiorwiseman5234 yeah

[@donnapower697]

ok so during a campagn i was playing was possibly one of the funniest series of deaths ever, i was playing a sorcerer and we were fighting a black dragon and i had killed it by stabbing it from on top of a cliff when it was taking off. unfortunately, all the other party members were below the dragon and ALL failed to get out of the way of the dragon and all(except for the bard) died from the dragon falling on them. the table was roaring with laughter for about 7 minutes.

[@theTheoryofEvil]

Our wizard got on top of a shed, set it on fire, then flashed an dragon. He killed three others. A ranger decided to run back and find a necromancer. The necromancer revived the two innocent people in exchange for the body of the wizard. The wizard is now a manticore zombie creature of the necromancer’s creation

[@hexi-gone35]

My Gnome fell in a hole, a foot wide, 4 feet deep, and said hole got covered by a fallen tree, my DM felt so bad the sweet Gnome had horribly suffocated to death, he made a side quest to ressurect her

[@MitchBurns]

So in 3.5 frenzied berserker has a class feature that makes it so they won’t die no matter how low their health gets as long as they stay in frenzy (like a super rage). Well our frenzied berserker was at like -400 hp or something stupid when an enemy caster hit him with “calm emotions” he failed the will save and was forced to end his frenzy, killing him instantly.

[@dalthewarrior6066]

Okay our group consisted of two teifling warlocks (I was one of them) fire ginsa rogue and an Angel sorcerer. It was a monster hunting one shot. So we make it to the island and start hunting down a (forgot what it was called) lighting unicorn. We make it to the boss and one of the teifling warlock decided to tame it. She failed the lighting unicorn proceeded to charge up a bolt of lighting. She got completely destroyed leaving nothing but her feet.

[@Faleg]

The guy who drowned in lava should have lived, lava has the density of rock and things don't really drown in it. They can be dragged under by the lava's motion, but they don't drown.

[@breadrolllavelle9684]

So. My DM, a cool guy btw, Decided that an NPC would be a druid. -my character is a druid. The guy was my druid's mentor- My druid was killed off by getting pushed into a CONVENIENTLY PLACED MEAT GRINDER!!! I threw a dorito at the DM out of rage-

[@itsjamiehere_]

It was my first game of DnD, set in an Industrial/Steampunk Era Me, A Half-Orc Barbarian and a Human Steampunk Era Version of a Wizard (I guess?), were in this Giant Warehouse/Refinery Area where this, once refined, highly Explosive Material is being, well, refined. Four Workers, all equiped with Flintlocks were standing infront of a giant Crate full of this Stuff. Our DM told us that, with enough force applied to the Material, it explodes. My Character, being the low IQ Half-Orc that he is, tries to throw his Battle Axe at the Crate. I rolled a 1. He throws the Axe which falls onto the ground 7 feet in front of him. I go to pick it up when the Wizard (?) shoots a Bullet from his Flintlock into the Crate. Nat20. Not only does it kill all of the Dudes, but because i was within Radius, I died Aswell.

[@HenriqueLSilva]

Honestly they were lucky DsE decided to quit the group on his own. That kind of gameplay has "problem player" written all over it. "why are you defending your brother? I'm just playing my wacky disruptive jackass [lol-im-so-random] character right! After all, it's not like dnd is a multi-player activity where my fun isn't the biggest priority or something."

[@goosed5455]

I was Azul, a wizard tabaxi. I was that one chaotic player that always looked for danger, did the opposite of what npcs wanted, MADE A FREAKING DEAL WITH A DEVIL, and jumped out windows during fights. I wanted to see what the afterlife was like, and my group was in a canyon, looking for a cure for a head priest so they could find out what the "Shadow Spear" was. It started raining. Okay, before we get into this, here's the cast of this story: Owl Arracocra (Lets say Joe) Human (Lets say Anna) Elf (Lets say Jhon) DM They find a secret entrance in a cave to a dungeon and Joe brings Jhon and Anna to it, as the entrace is high up. Meanwhile, there's a tsunami coming, and I say the most iconic line in the campaign ever: "I want to walk into the tsunami" The encounter in the dungeon with twig blights, meant for four people, only had three. They all died because of me and we ended the party in the afterlife.

[@dravenbladesong1]

Level 7 group encounters Dark Angel who successfully casts Charm Person, then Suggestion on Barbarian who crit fails both. Dark Angel suggests Barbarian kill sleeping party member. Neck Snap

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

Shadowrun Story: It's times like that that I REALLY like having the Cat-Fall Spell (it reduces the effective distance you fall thus reducing the damage taken on landing - if the spell reduces the effective distance to 0 or less than 6 feet, you take no damage. As a side effect, you also land on your feet)... Levitate is also a GREAT spell to know when in situations where falling could be a problem...

[@ajallday961]

MY DM KILLED OFF ME BEFORE I EVER GOT TO PLAY!! I was very new to D&D. I made a character but I moved and lost the character sheet so it was technically the 2nd Player I ever made. I was making a monk with a neutral alignment trying to figure out what deity I should worship. My DM suggested the FRICKIN LADY OF PAIN!! Because of the way he described her I thought she was super cool and perfect for my neutral monk to worship. The moment I wrote “lady of pain” as my deity he snatched my character sheet and ripped it to shreds ☹️ he failed to mention the lady of pain hates being worshipped and the fact that anyone who does worship her she kills them by erasing them from existence 🤦🏽‍♀️ my boyfriend and I were doing a 1 off campaign with this guy because I’m still new to the game and my BF tried to warn me but the DM snatched my sheet before he could actually help. Neither of us saw it coming and I died in cannon and had to create a new character with a new name. I got to play as a different monk but I didn’t enjoy the session because the DM ended up killing the entire party by having our campsite attacked be dire wolves 20 min into the game...he was an ass and we are not friends anymore. He never apologized for killing my character and he laughed as he ripped up my paper. My boyfriend (now ex boyfriend and good friend) DMs now and his campaigns are actually fun and unique. That other DM doesn’t have many friends anymore....not surprised 😒

[@marinetoast88]

My firbolg died to salmonella. Our allies were having a big breakfast feast of meats such as ham, beef, lamb, and. . .chicken. Basically, our allies had a traitor that poisoned one of the food items and the DM's dice decided that it was the chicken and that the player eating it would be me. It wasnt a hard DC, (maybe an 11?) But I rolled a 4 on my first save, then a 2, and finally at my last roll our wizard yells out " Dont roll a one!" And what did I roll? A NATURAL FUCKING ONE My level 3, 7,8" Firbold Druid died to poisoned chicken.

[@Eldrave20]

In a 2nd edition d&d game, my DM was playing around with a new race. We were allowed 5k gp per level to equip our characters straight from the dm guide, at listed prices. Our problem player outfits himself with gauntlets of ogre power, girdle of storm giant strength, and a hammer of thunder bolts. The DM describes a ghost at the top of a hill X distance away. Problem player declares he running up to it to attack, (seeing only exp in his eyes). A guest player had some home brew "wand of psionics", and wanted to shoot it, not knowing what it does. Per the rule of fun, the DM rolls up some random abilities for it, and a psionic blast hits the problem player, and the ghost, because it's a cone-shaped attack. The problem player rolls on the psionic vs non-psionic table and ultimately becomes permanently feebleminded. He says, "That just s*cks! So I sit down, put my finger across my lips, rubbing them up and down, ('bp-bp-bp-bep'), and smashing the hammer into the ground. In my mind, he is still there to this day. If I were the DM, I'd name the place Thunder hill.

[@toffeefeathers]

She ran into a ankheg infested hive alone to grab a dead child. She was a very fun character that I was pretty sad to see go

[@summyt09]

One of my teammates had a flask of oil. We were fighting 10 zombies, a few of which were on fire. I’m sure you can see where this is going. He threw the flask (which had a 50% chance of exploding and killing himself), and it blew up all the zombies. The entire cave started rumbling, and we all ran outside. Out came a swarm of hundreds of zombies, which, instead of attacking directly, merged together and made a ZOMBIE DRAGON. It had the stats of a young white dragon, but we were all around level 3. We killed the dragon, and he was the only person who died. Keep in mind that if he hadn’t done that, we could have just killed the zombies, and gone into the cave with the advantage of stealth.

[@Raoul9753]

Well, it wasnt really dumb, more embarassing... I once died in my first session, first combat, first round... against a giant rat. I played a Hexblade Warlock with 10 max HP. We meet in a town and a shopkeeper promised us a healing potion to clear his basement of rats. Standard Level 1 Quest, so we go down there and find 4 Giant rats (We were a Party of 4 too, so easy encounter). ( To clarify: we played with the ruling: "a nat 20 on an attack doubles the damage") So, first round, I roll bad on initiative, a rat is on before me, comes towards me, attacks... nat 20. Giant rats do 1d4+2, the DM rolled a 2, damage is doubled, so I take 8 damage. Ok, no problem, its my turn next and these things only have 7 HP, I use hexblades curse for bonus damage and healing afterwards, attack... and roll so bad I miss the 12 AC of that damn rat... Ok so I am here with 2 HP left next to a giant rat... I decide I hide behind our Barbarian who already killed his rat in one swing, I run, the rat gets an opportunity attack... Nat 20... max dmg of 4+2... doubled... to 12 damage... leaving me on -10 HP. Exactly the magic number it takes to kill me outright. Yeah... so thats the Story of how My character lived exactly 1 round against a freaking 1/8 CR rat...

[@mimisler]

Not me, my little brother, and this happened years ago so my memory's a little rusty. We were playing with some friends in a campaign my partner was DMing. He’s very liberal with loot, the cr of monsters, and letting us try whatever we want. My little brother was playing a kenku wizard, i think we were level 4 or 5, and we had just cleared out a nest of illithids with an elder brain... that was behind a wizarding academy and was psychically deadening the town's population (aka everyone was depressed). During the fight, we broke through the wall between the cave the illithids where living in and the library of the academy, so after the fight, the wizards came to examine things, make sure everything's really dead, figure out how this happened, etc. the party was wandering around looting the place, we're all pretty low on everything, when my brothers character found a hole in the floor leading to a large cavern. He decides to climb down a rope to investigate, without checking how deep the hole is. “Are you sure you want to do this?” our dm asks “Yes” “Ok” The rope’s too short. He falls, takes some damage, but is still standing. Except when he calls for help, no one can hear him, and he finds out that he’s on a rocky pile in the middle of an underground lake, with no way to get to the walls, which curve up and in anyways. “I cast thunderwave, cause people will hear that, right?” “Sure, give it a try" We all fail our perception checks, the wizards fail their group perception check, some stalagmites fall around him, which gives him an idea. “I cast shatter, up near the ceiling, so the rocks will fall and i can climb them. and like, people will hear that, right?” “Are you SURE?” “Yes” Everyone fails their perception checks again, and he fails his dexterity save to avoid the falling rocks. He is crushed under a pile of ceiling, and dies instantly. We found the cavern later, safely descended, and found some of his clothing and a leg poking out from under a rock too big for any of us to move. My celestial warlock got to perform the first funeral in her god’s name. He rolled a new character for the next session.

[@jf148]

This happened in my current campaign my dudes halfling bard got wrecked. We enter a cave and hear a battle going on, my party is trying being sneaky. We hear a monster speaking a language we didn't know. So my buddy decides to cast Comprehend Language. (I believe that's what it was.) The enemy just sees my buddy casting a spell and then proceeds to shoot him. The DM rolled a Nat 20, plus a had a sneak attack bonus, and got multiple extra attacks..... The bard died with a 1 hit KO..... LITERALLY.

[@adeptusvoxradio]

Pathfinder 1e, about 15 sessions into the campaign.The orc barbarian dived into some sprt of giant sacarb's claws to recover a fucking +1 ring of protection AFTER wstchung our wizard get halplessly eaten by said giant bug! The ring, btw, was the wizard's... Fucking eejit

[@epicfiredragon0819]

In a nutshell, in our one-off group we had a half-orc who was a Russian accented orc-Jesus worshipper, at the end of the campaign we are in a room with a metallic red adult dragon, half-orc charges at dragon, yelling and I kid you not “PRAISE ORC-JESUS” he dies, I talk to the dragon peacefully and set him free and become filthy rich.

[@greenglacier1992]

Are DM made the unfortunate mistake to give us some uncommon magic items, gnome Ranger (that guy) his hands on a Bag of Tricks, decided to try out his new magic item rolling a 4 he pulled out an *axe beak* after traveling to another plane (getting into a bit of trouble with the law) we completely circumvented the DM's plans with a Nat 20 (to randomly guess the combination home) , so there we were falling through the sky it's like a DC-10 deck save, are Dragonborn Paladin (other that guy) *rolls a Nat 1* Ranger "can I have my murderer Chicken Land on him" And that's how are Dragonborn Paladin died by being *crushed by a Chocobo*