That's what happens when you just put the text in, add the audio, render it and don't watch it before uploading. Someone has been lazay here.
@jessicoooooooo87162 жыл бұрын
these comments are always my favorite
@lol57762 жыл бұрын
17:24 "If you come here I'm gonna crem GONNA CREM GONNA CREM GONNA CREM GONNA CREM GONNA CREM GONNA CREM-" "...I don't like the sound of your friends"
@Caldera_Scarab3 ай бұрын
Better than a wattpad fanfic
@jeffmccrea93473 ай бұрын
...GONNA CREM GONNA CREM GONNA CREM... What are you complaining about? The story said the guy was hit between 35 and 50 times. The narrator was only emphasizing this point. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jordandennis67942 жыл бұрын
GONNA CREM!
@goofgoobernicus2 жыл бұрын
I don't like the sound of your friends
@BucketOfOofs6 ай бұрын
@@goofgoobernicusGONNA CREM!
@CameronCravesJellyАй бұрын
@@BucketOfOofsTranslate that to English 💀
@Michelle-cy9sj2 жыл бұрын
17:25 - 17:48 (that’s how long it goes, if anyone wants to skip that part) That repeating part is SUPER annoying! How did no one see this before posting the video? I had to mute my volume it just got on my nerves too much! 😂
@jodeboyd83862 жыл бұрын
agreed. I "don't like the sound of it"
@ArcanineEspeon2 жыл бұрын
@@jodeboyd8386 why the "suspicious" "quotes?"
@Mario-SunshineGalaxy642 жыл бұрын
The people that run these type of channels are extremely lazy and don’t care if the videos are unrefined. As long as they generate views they’ll keep on pumping out mediocre content. It’s also engagement bait, viewers comment to complain and it somehow makes the videos more lucrative for the KZbin algorithm.
@chaotic110 Жыл бұрын
I thought my headphones glitched 😂
@beardedhoosier887 ай бұрын
It happens in EVERY video they post
@snekboi37152 жыл бұрын
Cmon man you can at least preview your videos before you post them. I love these videos but it drives me nuts how lazy the creators can be.
@travisbarker51752 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think it’s funny 😅
@Mr.andMrs.Smith_04202 жыл бұрын
I was just about to post the same thing lol, like come on dude, do you edit your videos at all? 😕
@ryanschoeff2 жыл бұрын
CRAMGONNACRAMGONNACRAMGONNACRAM
@yourvirtualidollei96092 жыл бұрын
literally
@rrule5702 жыл бұрын
Based
@ArtsyChick242 жыл бұрын
So I'm carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business. Suddenly my husband storms in in a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman," he says. He was crazy about it, and he kept on screaming, "you been screwin' the milkman." And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
@pauljordan44522 жыл бұрын
I hope you didn't!
@sapphicgeek242 жыл бұрын
He only had himself to blame.
@Manhandle7302 жыл бұрын
Shut it. Your cats would actually be happy if you left the house every once in awhile. If you’re going to lie at least write something worth reading.
@indridcold84332 жыл бұрын
If he was too stupid to keep charging at you after running into your knife the first time, it is a good thing his DNA will not carry on. He did the world a favour. I just hate that he soiled your knife with his worthless blood. Sue his mum for damaging your knife and for bringing a worthless POS into this planet.
@gnhun1012 жыл бұрын
Cheating and attempted murder? Damn
@ledam26542 жыл бұрын
Gonna CRAM, yeah, gonna CRAMMM
@gabefranzese23212 жыл бұрын
Gunna cram gunna cram gunna cram
@BucketOfOofs6 ай бұрын
GONNA CREM!
@carolinecheney2 жыл бұрын
He had it comin’! He had it comin’! He only had himself to blame! If you’d a been there, if you’d a seen it, I betcha you would have done the same!
@gerstein032 жыл бұрын
Glad it wasn't just me lol
@carolinecheney2 жыл бұрын
@@gerstein03 great minds think alike!
@heathermiller57652 жыл бұрын
Lol I could hear the song in my head as soon as I read it. I was wondering if anyone else had also thought of _Chicago_ 😄
@Hedoneo02 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@imabagel73822 жыл бұрын
IF YOU’DA BEEN THERE IF YOU’DA SEEN IT I BETCHA YOU WOULDA DONE THE SAME
@Jenkinsc372 жыл бұрын
"As of Friday, that's now his 700 hp coffin." God-DAMN, poor dude. He had it coming with how stupidly he was driving his car, but still that's fucked up.
@therealdirtydan72272 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing 😖😔
@Amayawolf_012 жыл бұрын
Some guy on a motorcycle went speeding past my family on a highway (well above the speed limit), weaving in and out of traffic. We saw him about 15 minutes down the road talking to police, who had pulled him over since the area was covered in speed traps. All of us laughed and cheered. Glad the guy survived because he had no protective gear on, but we all were half expecting to see a smear on the road a few miles down and were quite amused to see he got pulled over instead
@xfuriousapex2 жыл бұрын
Girl I used to know was in college at the time. Spent her summer living with some friends in another state. They sublet an apartment. She bragged to me about how they were trashing the place and would face no consequences because by law they were not responsible, the actual renters were, and they were assholes anyway so they deserved it. I tried to talk her out of this but she didn't give a damn what I had to say. Well, while she was out of state she and her roommate were also subletting THEIR apartment back at college. When they returned their apartment was so trashed they couldn't even move back in until massive repairs had been completed, and found themselves temporarily homeless.
@queencharlibee19912 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Ha. Should've listened to you. 😂😂😂
@tguns1 Жыл бұрын
A former friend of mine was cheating on his fiancée for several months until, a few months before the scheduled wedding, he leaves his loving fiancée to be with his sidepiece. Turns out his sidepiece was even worse, and cheated on him with multiple men. In the words of the Joker: "You get what you f**kin deserve!"
@supark9443 Жыл бұрын
Disclaimer, this gets a bit dark. So when I was seventeen I went to a conference for work. I knew a guy who was in his forties who worked at another company which was also a vendor at said conference. We hung out for dinner. Then he offered to walk me back to my hotel room. Okay, fair enough, this hotel's massive. Nice dude. Then things get bad. I was very naive and I let him into my hotel room, whereupon he turned and closed the door with his back to said closed door. Then he said something like, "I wish I wasn't married because I'd love to have sex with you." To a minor. I was dumbstruck until he hugged me and started groping. I'd been training in martial arts for a while by then, and everything just clicked. I don't remember much after that but the next thing I do remember is walking him backward out the hotel room with his fingers and wrist bent backward. I told him that if he ever tried to lay a hand on me I'd make sure he was dead or wishing he was dead in a very calm voice. What really made this the "he had it coming" story though, is that the next day I was stupid enough to go to a reception party this dude's company was holding. I figured nobody would notice me since there would be a lot of people there. I was dead wrong. He noticed and tried to grab my arm. Please note, nobody from either my company or his knew about what happened and I'd meant to keep it that way since I thought the situation had been resolved. So my manager walks in to see me slamming a fist into this guy's metacarpals so hard they instantly start to bruise. So the whole story came out after that. He didn't deny it, but the really damning evidence was (and I don't remember this part because I was probably still in shock) I told HIS boss something like, "Well I didn't want to drag his screaming body downstairs for security. He grabbed my butt and said that he wanted to have sex. I didn't break him on either incident because I figured he still had stuff to do at this conference." So yeah, considering that he solicited a minor this guy definitely had worse coming.
17:25 "If you ever come here again I'm going to CRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAMCRAM" I think the AI got to "excited"
@jeffmccrea93473 ай бұрын
I was an evening manager for a gas station in the 1970's. There was 2 of us working but I was solely responsible for the cash and closing. I held the keys. If the other guy made a sale, he came to me for change or gave me the cash. I got into a friendly argument with this guy over proper procedure for jump starting a car. This guy was a friend of the owner. Even though I was correct, (I was one year into a 2 year diesel mechanic course at this point), I got fired. The guy they hired to replace me was just out of drug treatment. One night two weeks after being hired, he went back after closing, unlocked the door, stole the $500+ cash from that night's receipts and left the door unlocked on the way out. I heard this from my friend, the mechanic who still worked there.
@esmooth919 Жыл бұрын
"As of Friday, that's now his 700hp coffin." That got dark hella fast! 😱
@wesleymiller6674 Жыл бұрын
That zero tolerance policy story really pisses me off. These schools are supposed to prepare kids for the adult world, but they don’t employ the same level of judgment or deliberation them selves, and punish innocent people as a result. I really hope that the parents got an attorney and sued the school. I’m a lawyer myself, I would’ve sued.
@pearldragonz2 жыл бұрын
TLDR: Spoiled nephew get his butt handed to him for teasing a street wise cousin. So I have a pretty big family and there are night and day differences between some of the family units. At the time one of my brothers and his kids had temporarily moved back in with my parents and I. His oldest daughter was about 12 and had a pretty rough life. One of my sisters had her own family and they were a lot more well off. Her youngest son, who would have been 13, was an annoying spoiled brat. Like have a full on temper tantrum because he couldn't drink his dad's last can of Pepsi. On this day my sister came for a visit. The niece, nephew and I were all three watching TV when he decided to start teasing her. He was being pretty rude, making fun of how poor she was and how shabby her clothes looked among other things. I told him to knock it off but he just dared me to do something because he'd tell his mom. I told him he didn't have to worry about me. If he keeps it up she'll tear him a new one. The moron laughed and said a girl couldn't hurt him. Then he started teasing her again now taunting her and daring her to hit him. Well that's what she did. Three or so hits to the face then half a dozen more when he hit the floor and she jumped on him. He had no clue how to react, I don't think he'd ever lost that badly before. There was a brief stunned silence before he noticed his nose was bleeding profusely. At that point he went into full meltdown mode. Thrashing around on the floor screaming and going beet red. When he started breaking stuff I had to get him in a bear hug and bring him out to his mom. He supposedly got grounded for two weeks but I doubt it stuck. This kid was such a turd I couldn't help but feel satisfaction when a girl handed his arse to him.
@jesschristabel49002 жыл бұрын
Well..good for her is all I'll say haha
@ChristopherCapersJones2 жыл бұрын
17:25 Why the hell did it malfunction?
@xxscribbledragonxx97442 жыл бұрын
this channel does it all the time 💀
@6dabz2 жыл бұрын
So we comment about it and boost the video I think
@Julesb21832 жыл бұрын
met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago And he told me he was single And we hit it off right away So, we started living together He'd go to work, he'd come home I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner And then I found out "Single" he told me Single, my ass Not only was he married Oh no, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you know So that night when he came home from work I fixed him his drink as usual You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic
@jesschristabel49002 жыл бұрын
He had it coming! He had it coming! He had it coming all along!
@deletedTestimony2 жыл бұрын
Is that a song or what
@Julesb21832 жыл бұрын
@@deletedTestimony yes, cell block tango from the musical Chicago
@derpylemon8524 ай бұрын
Oh shit that’s from cell block tango
@rMarsupian7 ай бұрын
My new neighbor poisoned a neighborhood stray cat (she was TNR’d, young and sweet, but no one could get her indoors)…Anywho, a year later he went out on a boat with two friends, the boat capsized, and they never found his body ✌️
@AngelRasmus35 ай бұрын
The gonna crem gonna crem gonna crem loop then the 'I don't like the sound of your friends' made me laugh so hard my throat hurts!
@GreenAppelPie2 жыл бұрын
If op is wondering why he got a thumb down, it’s the annoying repeating part in the vid
@funnydude3082 жыл бұрын
Swear it’s like they don’t give a fuck
@Kreschavier2 жыл бұрын
@@funnydude308 I mean, you still watched it. They won't give a shit unless every single person on the internet avoids their vids for a full year.
@ceostra36762 жыл бұрын
I had been passed by an impatient driver on my way to work one morning and found out they were going the same route I was towards my work. Before I turned into the parking lot, I watched as she passed another driver by going into oncoming traffic and was lit up by a police car sitting nearby.
@itz_Max_yall2 жыл бұрын
The best part of this whole video is 17:23
@1EnterNameHere2 жыл бұрын
“ GaNnA cAm- GaNnA cAm- GaNnA cAm- GaNnA cAm- GaNnA cAm- I don’t like the way your friends sound”
@albertocabezas2822 жыл бұрын
I was using the pedestrian crossing when a stupid in his big and noisy motorcycle passed in front of me and a woman. It was literally centimeters away and this guy could run over me. He badly tried to take the street corner and lost control of his moto. The moron was wearing shorts and nothing more than a helmet to protect himself. He run over the very hot asphalt on his bare knees and shins and probably his motorcycle was very damaged. The woman yelled "well deserved, you had it coming, a**hole!".
@incurableromantic4006 Жыл бұрын
15:00 - I'm shocked *shocked* that a drug dealer turned out to not be a very nice or considerate person.
@benm42902 жыл бұрын
Gonna créme
@BucketOfOofs6 ай бұрын
GONNA CREM!
@westtexastiger2 жыл бұрын
The snowball story was hilarious.
@GlizzyGobbler622 жыл бұрын
IM GONNA CREM
@志瑜杨2 жыл бұрын
My younger cousin hit me and was going in for another hit when I pushed them and they fell to the floor. They tried to tell my family that I pushed them, but no one believed them and I didn’t get in trouble.
@Manhandle7302 жыл бұрын
Wait, you fought two cousins? At the start of your story it sounded like one person…
@志瑜杨2 жыл бұрын
@@Manhandle730 They can apply to one or many people. The gender of my cousin that did this is irrelevant, therefore the usage of “they” is correct in this instance.
@platypusnduck2 жыл бұрын
17:32 did anyone hear the voice over reapetedly go 'im a cram im a cram'
@PeterShipley12 жыл бұрын
ya got to love the Max headroom cd skipping 17:50..
@neshawarren18232 жыл бұрын
My little brother was making some comments about my older brothers wife, then girlfriend, Older brother flipped him on his back Not only was that out of character for my older brother but the younger hasn’t dared comment on his wife again 😂
@insideoutcabbage2 жыл бұрын
“CRAMGONNACRAMGONNA CRAMGONNACRAMGONNACRAMGONNACRAMGONNA” “I don’t like the sound of your friends” YEAH AND I DON’T LIKE THE SOUND OF THESE CRAMGONNA AUDIO GLITCHES! 🤣
@paul1543302 жыл бұрын
I used to have a friend who was kind of an entitled prick, one day he got to tipsy and started becomen a mean drunk and acting out, we got into a fist fight and he tried to get me expelled from university and work so obviously stop being friends, i changed my group of friends, found another, and years later this guy started dating of one of my friends and arrived at a party of mine without even knowing, you should have seen the face of this guy when he knew he entered the wrong place, got his ass beaten and the girl broke up with him after she knew all the stories and info I got over the years.
@t-dogtyler36262 жыл бұрын
Everytime I hear something like GONNACRAM in these videos, I always think my phone is somehow stuck
@chubby_blobfish2 жыл бұрын
"As of Friday, that's now his 700 hp coffin." Jesus Crispy Christ that's just sad.
@chiakinanami75082 жыл бұрын
At this point i think you’re purposefully leaving the glitches in 💀
@myself-cs5fr6 ай бұрын
Snowballs! I remember the lawns out on front of my housing estate got turned up, for some reason (replanting grass or something) - the mud dried into a bunch of little hard muckballs (some had stones in them) - an old brown car was driving by and I threw one hitting it right on target. The guy stopped and reversed....we ran like stink and he chased us into the estate. I turned a corner and jumped into a neighbour's hedge and watched as he drove by several times scouring the estate for us. He eventually drove off. I never did that again - still feel bad about it. For what's it's worth, it basically disintegrated into a cloud of dust it was so dry...but still made a good thunk when it hit the car
@foxinabox00653 ай бұрын
> 15:42 "and all that jazz" > "What's your best example of 'He Had It Coming'?" This entire thing was always an elaborate reference to CHICAGO
@Professor_MemesSquad5 ай бұрын
I think he's gonna cram
@AmbientsonarVA2 жыл бұрын
I went into chick a fill a once and ordered a chicken sandwich meal and told them no pickles. I then proceeded to pull out a card that I knew didn’t have any money on it and feigned ignorance in attempt to get a free meal. The guy said it was ok and gave me my food. I walked away thinking I had gotten away with it but when I bit into the sandwich moments later it had pickles on it. I got what I deserved.
@melkiorwiseman52342 жыл бұрын
You got yourself into a real pickle. ... Or vice-versa.
@AmbientsonarVA2 жыл бұрын
@@melkiorwiseman5234 lol, exactly
@ClareBearBunny Жыл бұрын
He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame
@jodeboyd83862 жыл бұрын
17:24 SOMEBODY GET THAT COMPUTER BOT TO A DOCTOR!!!
@gerstein032 жыл бұрын
The better question is why cellblock wasn't used in the thumbnail
@choc41012 жыл бұрын
That ranger actually had a blessing in disguise lol. Could have died
@blondiezwrld9 ай бұрын
At first, I thought the glitch was my TV having a malfunction. Only until I realized the video kept on proceeding. Was the glitch annoying asf? Yes. Was the glitch funny to me for no reason at all? Also, yes. 💀🤣
@alymatronicdeeare82652 жыл бұрын
"I don't like the sound of your friends"
@therealMrGrey3652 ай бұрын
CREM GONNA CREM GONNA CREM GONNA CREM GONNA CREM GONNA CREM GONNA CREM GONNA CREM GONNA ...... I don't like the sound of your friends 😂
@KinGizzard Жыл бұрын
Gonna cream x 97... I don't like the sound of your friend
@jodeboyd83862 жыл бұрын
"I don't like the sound of your friends" know what I dont like the sound of? Three words being repeated a million times
@EndlessSummer8883 ай бұрын
Some guy in a pickup was about to take a parking spot when someone in a whacking great big SUV came outta nowhere and stole it. Guy in the pickup got out and started yelling and swearing at this guy. All of a sudden, another guy got out of the SUV's passenger side. 6'6", bearded, jacked, full patch Hells Angel. But I didn't stick around to see what happened.
@boxmike875 ай бұрын
Gonna cram
@dont-call-me-et-al2 жыл бұрын
C’mon man - fix your repeating dialogue around 18:00. You’re one of the biggest reddit recap channels around and legit almost every single one of your videos has this fatal flaw. Fix it - there is literally not one good excuse in any multiverse that would constitute laziness of this insane caliber. I could do what you do so easily… but I don’t have nearly 500k subscribers to answer to.
@juliane.mfarias92852 жыл бұрын
17:30 gonna cru gonna cru gonna cru
@HigbieFaragozaАй бұрын
Great video, really enjoyed the discussion! I have to say though, while I get the idea of consequences for actions, sometimes it feels like we jump to “he had it coming” too quickly without considering the whole story. Like, can’t we find a balance between accountability and empathy? Just a thought!
@meganveloso77112 жыл бұрын
HE HAD IT COMING HE HAD IT COMING HE HAD IT COMING ALRIGGGGGGHT
@davidshay42332 жыл бұрын
Love the glitched text sounding like I'm gonna creme
@scarecuervo2 жыл бұрын
17:26 this shit scared the hell out of me
@maegannope914019 күн бұрын
the thing abt driving in icy weather in texas is that depending on your area it is very rare so driving in snow is almost never a problem for the average texan. a majority of us have never driven on ice or snow. my mom called in to work the 2 times ever that it's gotten icy here and her boss understood. so why that guy was speeding in snow i'll never know but i can assume overconfidence and a lack of knowledge of driving in the snow. also i took drivers ed in texas, they never talked abt driving in snow. so rlly id have no idea what to do but my brain is fully developed so id be slow as a rock.
@dirtyprancing59303 ай бұрын
Ivy Leagues chew small town kids up.
@j.tgrooms2 жыл бұрын
Micah Bell.
@jordandennis67942 жыл бұрын
Leviticus Cornwall
@Kreschavier2 жыл бұрын
Biggus Branchus
@paulagoeringer94662 жыл бұрын
Please go over your videos. Does it take that much time to check it for those annoying errors?
"to which he was told 'if you come here I'm gonna cRAmgonnacRAmgonnacRAmgonnacRAmgonnacRAmgonnacRAmgonnacRAmgonnacRAmgonnacRAmgonnacRAm..."
@noaiko4329 Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna cram gonna cram gonna cram....
@pollynicklas52202 жыл бұрын
10:45 thay sounds like a dude my sister knew - he had a Grand National that was modified for a quarter mile and drove that thing crazy! Racing people down random streets on the wrong side of the road, etc. I wonder if he killed himself in that car or another one!
@AA-hg5fk Жыл бұрын
No editing of audio issue, disliked.
@BucketOfOofs6 ай бұрын
Womp Womp
@kevinsundelin863916 күн бұрын
Welcome to the channel, it's as lazy as any other TTS channel
damn the one about the sister dying of cancer. My best friend since childhood took her own life when we were 16. Another friend I had recently had a falling out with said the week after that I should kill myself. He got his karma, unfortunately tho it wasnt me punching him in the face.
@goofgoobernicus2 жыл бұрын
CRAM GUNNER!
@Acidicguts7 ай бұрын
GUNNA CREM GUNNA CREM
@ShadowCollie1412 жыл бұрын
So the narrator can pronounce Lieutenant correctly but not aluminium?
@RVDDP25012 жыл бұрын
17:25 - 17:46 - WTF????
@SamC3792 жыл бұрын
If he braked after backing out of his parking space the 32oz ice coffee would spill backwards not over the windshield!
@ariadne0w16 ай бұрын
to start with yeah, but water runs downhill.
@echatzaki87776 ай бұрын
17:35 the glitch
@exceedcharge12 ай бұрын
Crab gunner
@BerylGay5 ай бұрын
17:38 REMIXX heehee
@easternwoyer3876 Жыл бұрын
17:48 I don't like the sound of that reading
@ruquang892 жыл бұрын
he had it coming, if you'dve been there, if youdve seen it, i bet ya you wouldve donr the same
@bibichan062 жыл бұрын
I hate it when the sentence repeats. Do you have to make it so fricking long? Geez. It always ruins the video for me
@alyssamorgan7472 жыл бұрын
Karma will always win in the end folks.
@cat-jv2yt2 жыл бұрын
gonacramgonacramgonacram
@falenone2 жыл бұрын
Fix those damn glitches damn
@BROKEAZGAMER16 күн бұрын
United healthcare CEO
@RedditS4ories5 ай бұрын
Not bad
@emilykent92412 жыл бұрын
Meegraine
@pauljordan44522 жыл бұрын
Meegraine Markel, darling.
@stevetessendorf73786 ай бұрын
First story is fake. If the guy backed up and braked the coffee would have tipped backward and run over the back window.
@ariadne0w16 ай бұрын
Nah. The cup probably tipped backwards, And then the coffee went down the windshield because gravity and a downward slope, instead of rolling 3+ feet on the mostly flat roof, and maybe even up a bit, to get to the back of the car.
@niles81026 ай бұрын
Andrew Tate 😅
@iriswoodhead61327 ай бұрын
What is this Reddit site?, I’ve just come across it, who is it run by ? I’ve just run through a few of your posts, and honestly, I’m shocked, it’s an awful site, there is know wonder that the world is going mad with sites like this, if people were not mad before coming to this site they would be after, not for me thank you, you should be closed down, it’s a weird site, that spins untruths from the ones i have seen so far.
@mooncalicus38746 ай бұрын
I'm. Gonna. CREM
@nothingheretowatch7371 Жыл бұрын
Gonna cam
@EllisAnastasia-z2q3 ай бұрын
Hegmann Rue
@bladebarnes78842 жыл бұрын
First
@The_Guy_Who_Asked722 жыл бұрын
You want a cookie or smth?
@phoenix4022 жыл бұрын
@@The_Guy_Who_Asked72 wow, when even the guy that asked doesn't wanna hear it, you know something's fucked xD