What's Your Most Bad A$$ Escape?

[@christiantieberg7083]

7:21 so you telling me this dude tricked a police officer at disney by doing the cha cha slide

[@AdventureHusky]

Cha cha real smooth~

[@Maple_Mayhem]

That or the Cupid shuffle

[@thomasdr08]

Turn it out

[@sunnyjs]

yes

[@joshuarichards4681]

God that story is so fake tho

[@aquanautorange885]

I have to add mine here. Sophomore year of college. I'm at my neighbor's apartment (down the hall from my apartment). None of us are 21. Cops come and someone let them in. Everyone freezes... Everyone except me. I bolt to the kitchen, tuck into a cupboard, and "fall asleep". A little less than an hour later I wake up, with an intense cramp in my leg...it gets so bad that I decide its better to get arrested for underage drinking than stay in that cupboard any longer. A cop sees me crawl out and he asks if I showed them (the cops) my ID (they were still trying to gather everyone's information). I say no, that I don't have it; it's in my apartment, next door. One cop walks me down the hall to my a?partment door, but it's locked and I pretend I don't have a key. The cop begins to tell me he doesn't believe me, but just then, another underage guy tries to run away, past the cop and me, going down the stairwell. Cop grabs drunk guy, and tells me to go back to the apartment down the hall with the other police. I go back down the hall and begin to walk past the police officers standing by the apartment entry, making my way towards the elevator. By this time, several people who were booked were allowed to leave. As I'm walking down the hallway, I see one girl crying and leaving by herself. So, when I get to the other officers at the end of the hallway, I tell my lie: "my girlfriend just left alone and she lives on the other side of campus... I don't want her walking all that way by herself...can I please catch up with her and go?". They ask if I showed my ID to the cop who was standing by my apartment, and I say yes. The cop near my apartment was in the process of screaming at the dude who tried to run past him. They let me go, thinking the other officer had my information. And that's how I was the only person out of 30+ people to not get busted for underage drinking that night.

[@tinyq555]

But how did it go with the girl

[@cosmicseal7977]

@@tinyq555 like every reddit story they have now been married for five years

[@Isabel-cm7vj]

You can get arrested for underage drinking?

[@putyourmilkbeforeyourcerea2640]

I didn’t know that either I thought you might have to stay in a cell for a week or something.

[@aquanautorange885]

@@tinyq555 She walked to an apartment a block away from mine to meet up with others who were arrested. I went with her. She was nice, but I wasn't interested in her and everyone there was either crying or very upset, so it wasn't a fun place to be...but I stayed there until I was sure the cops left. I also didn't tell anyone there I wasn't caught, because I didn't want someone to be angry and rat on me. So I just sat around and stayed silent, but inside I was doing backflips.

[@bioowl2893]

So, about 5 years ago my best friend and I were 13 and "training to be ninjas" in abandoned buildings in our neighbourhood. One day as we were training we notice a car slowly pass infront of the building, at first we think they are just going to pass by, and we were kinda hidden, but then started panicking when we heard the car stop and the door open and shut as someone got out. We then find a room in the building and stay as quiet as possible as this man is shouting for us to come out as he was blocking the only exit. However, he didn't know what we have been preparing for over a year for...it was our time to shine. (For context: this building was abandoned midway through being construction and had no windows or roofing) We make our way across dry gravel, which should've been making so much noise, to a windowsill and began climbing to the top of the wall where the roof would've been. The man was looking for ground targets and so didn't look up as we did the classic Assassin's Creed crouched wall walk carefully watching him making sure not to move too fast or cast shadows in his line of sight. We get to the other side of the walls, where he had parked his car, jump down with a tuck and roll and bolt it towards the woods about 2 minutes away. We hear this man shout behind us and start his car in pursuit but we get to the woods and split up to meet at my friend's house 20 minutes later. The guy decides to go after me but I was so far ahead I managed to get to a small dried creak and hid just under the rock ledge the man stood on. I waited holding my breath till he eventually ran for like 2 minutes the opposite direction from my friend's house.

[@seantalas2574]

Lewa Ollyn that’s pretty terrifying imagine if he caught you omg

[@bioowl2893]

@@genderaffirmed017 One does not simply hide in the shadows, first the shadows must be part of you....then to like a crap ton of parkour

[@Ammarx1]

this is so terrifying and cool at the same time lmao

[@voidiarc1587]

I’ve been in a somewhat similar situation, It was around late 2nd semester of 7th grade and I was in the introvert group whose hobbies consisted of mainly video games and we were all pretty big assassin’s creed fanboys and the type who tried to do the same free running the Assassins did. It was an early release day on a glorious Friday and 3 of us went to hang out over at my house and after spending the rest of broad daylight there we decide to spend the night over at friend 1’s house, our path over there was through a somewhat deserted area, it was dark but before 10 and we were traveling through an apartment complex so we didn’t think it was that dangerous, the complex was near empty except for all the parked cars and a creepy adult in dark clothing. So we soon realize that this guy was following 3 nonthreatening pre-teens, we get paranoid and try to lose him. Then as we take a corner to a building’s side with a stairwell, I take a glance and see something that’ll terrify me for the next 2 months, the barely lit figure closer and now sprinting like life depends on it. I’m shouting for us to run and we scram in different directions, Friend 2 and I book it up the stairs and go down different directions in a hall while friend 1 sprints on the sidewalk we were on. He follows after the 2 of us and I can hear these footsteps getting louder and closer after we’d quickly went up the stairs. A hall had openings on the sides like they wanted to buy windows but ran out on the budget. I proceed to climb into the opening and start to climb upwards on the side facing outwards using everything I could grasp onto (with some frantic flailing) and am able to pull myself up to a sort of empty roof (it was a bridge-like hallway on the 2nd floor that connected both sides of the complex with a small park like area below.) I hear creep’s footsteps come by and try to keep quiet as possible while moving in the other direction, hearing every small noise from me thinking I’d be snatched because of it. After he’s far enough I brace and jump down to said grassy area, and straight towards friend’s house which was still a bit away but arrived there in a 15 minute speed walk and sprint consisted of meeting with my friends who thankfully got away, and being even more paranoid than before. We were absolutely done with it all, sweared to secrecy and then just collapsed on the couches

[@bioowl2893]

@@Ammarx1 it was

[@justsomenessiewithinternet53]

When I was trapped in a fishnet, but escaped *just before* it was going to be lifted.

[@chriscollegia2901]

Omg more cryotids with internet access

[@notky848]

IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE SOMEWHERE

[@Haterfrdude]

Hey I found u again, I was sad because I thought I would never see you again

[@jasonjamrs7413]

Are you a fish or a bird last time I checked we don't Hunt humans

[@Elle-zu8fi]

Jason jamrs look at the account name

[@Flush.103]

best escape- was playing the xbox in the game room and heard my dad come out of the room (we are not allowed to play at night) he is gets very mad when we play video games in general. so i turn off the lights and the tv, he walks in (im behind the door when he opens it) as soon as he goes to grab his controller for his room to watch netflix, i run out the door and it slams behind me, i went into my room and acted asleep, i heard his scream bc he thought there was a ghost in the room, woke up and walked in on him asleep under covers in the corner. this dude, 40 yo bodybuilder, hid under covers in a corner bc he didnt wanna get attacked by a ghost.

[@shelbysmith1542]

But did he cover up his feet?

[@hollyfur9325]

This man has to watch mr. Nightmare

[@jayd6621]

I don't typically interact and/or like comments, but I enjoyed this one so much I decided to like it.

[@turdburger9947]

I would

[@idiotkid3607]

Fake or not, thats kinda funny

[@CorruptGlitchexe]

The one about helping the police officer up wasn't just bad-butt, it was also surprisingly wholesome. It gives me faith in humanity.

[@CaliforniaCarpenter7]

Oh man, this video brought back a memory from high school. Probably going to get buried but here goes. I was on lunch break in 9th. Grade when two guys met up in one of the major walkways and started the tough guy run around. Fights never happened at my school and I knew these guys were just puffed up and not going to come to blows. After they circled around eachother for long enough a little crowd formed. I had an Orange Fanta 3/4 full with all the carbonation still there; it wasn't flat. So I secured the lid half way and low-key *S M A S H E D* the thing into the ground in front of the tough guys. It exploded in a shower of sticky foam and as soon as one of the guys gets dusted, he throws a punch out of instinct. The other guy retaliates and now they're having a full blown fist fight in the middle of the way. I made my escape. Going directly behind the building nearest to me. On the way I pulled off my hat, shades and hoodie and stuffed them into my backpack. I rolled up my jeans capri style for good measure. I filed in with some people going to class and away from the melee. Clean getaway. :)

[@heaventoast]

CaliforniaCarpenter7 tldr?

[@theyhate_sean1756]

@@heaventoast fights never happen at my school, but when one almost happened, I slammed my pop on the ground and started a fight with a clean getaway?

[@Micha-dn1cj]

👏👏👏

[@ronenboyme7414]

nice, bonus story!

[@mikedebeer1280]

@@heaventoast just read it why are you so lazy?

[@xnith3488]

All of these stories make me realise how lame my life is

[@theArab__]

Same.

[@cheezebun0325]

Same ;-;

[@supercooledits123]

dont feel so bad: i can tell you, atleast 75% of these are fake asf

[@emberdragon4248]

@@supercooledits123 Alot of r/thathappened material

[@Phoebe5448]

Me: *laughs in nerdy chick who plays video games and reads books since I was 10*

[@shaiapoufsviolin2057]

*I’m starting to question if the voice telling the stories is a human or not-*

[@Lunar_r]

Same dude, same

[@ammyowl473]

SaMe

[@Relaxingtitan]

It glitches decently often so I assume it’s not

[@Cometsarecool]

It isn't.

[@potatomilk1234]

It’s a bot but it’s starting to sound more human as I listen

[@gracepicklebottom]

this was back in late 8th grade, right before i lost my marbles, but thats irrelevant. middle school was unsparingly awful and full of events for me, and sometimes i would just hide. i'm autistic so communication has always been a rough spot. i was in an altercation with a teacher, i was genuinely losing sanity by the minute, and i had made my mind up that i was gonna escape school like i was in one of those riddle school games. my middle school had a very strange layout - one side laid a storage box attached to the school to make more classrooms, the other side is where the 5-6th graders had their classes, and that's where they would last expect me to be, because i had gone there one too many times to play basketball with the younger kids or cry. i put on my best "i'm supposed to be here" face and walked down the hallway, avoiding the eyes of anyone in authority, because *they all had walkie-talkies.* ridiculous, i know. i was planning on hanging out in the outside area of that part of the school to think of my plan, flex my super ninja skills, and panic the teachers. asshole move, but i was fighting demons. eventually after 2 periods i saw a teacher through the glass windows of that area, looking around for something, most likely an autistic escape artist. i thought to myself this is it, this is when you run, so i climbed the fence separating school grounds from the outside world and i ran as fast as i could towards my house - i only lived like 2 blocks away, and i usually walked home from school so i knew the route like the back of my hand. i didn't stop running, with my backpack clinging to one shoulder i was as fast as the wind. super loud, but fast. i eventually reached my neighborhood, at that point i looked like i just climbed out of a lake because of all the sweat accumulating. i walked nonchalantly to my house, thinking about the consequences i would face. i reached my driveway, where my dad was hosing the car down. he squinted, saw it was me, and then i broke down crying. he sighed and brought me inside, got me a snack, and we watched iron man 2 in the living room until i fell asleep. middle school traumatized me.

[@Bigtexmex6000]

Mad lad

[@galaxycat9966]

I have ADD and am an introvert. I have 2 friends and am not looking forward to 8th grade after being in virtual for a year

[@kelvinmann7993]

More like almost terrible escape but.. In senior year of HS I finally had my first gf and I went over to her house for the first time to help her "take down her Christmas tree." Well I don't think we ever finished, but at some point we ended up going upstairs to her room to make out. Out of nowhere, someone opens the door downstairs. It was her aunt. Just to mention, her family obviously didn't know I would be there and they are religious. So cut to me having to hide in her closet upstairs for about an hour or so. She did come to check on me at one point until her aunt came upstairs. Luckily she still never caught me in the closet. But to fast forward a bit, her parents would be coming home soon and I needed to get the hell out of there quick. The only other option besides the front door? Her bedroom balcony. Nothing to latch onto on the way down...just a drop. Scariest shit of my life

[@kropolis_]

JustAnotherTroll ooof.... I mean you escaped.. congrats? Lmao

[@kelvinkinyanjui3545]

Yeah bro shit was crazy but the ass was fat so you know where I’m at

[@hazellevesque7773]

(Please excuse the storytelling, heard this story years ago) My great granddad (I call him papa) used to be a medical runner for the army in wwii. It was cold, so he put on a jacket that had came from a dead doctor. It had the doctors symbol thing on it. So then he got captured by the enemy. He told them he was a doctor. They wouldn't kill doctors. So they made him run between the lines to his army. He managed to get across without even getting grazed by a bullet.

[@tedhooks1814]

There was a reason the guy who switched passed the rule not to snitch,, he had snitched before.

[@themaddoctor5304]

Wow, that's incredible luck.

[@theflameonline4003]

Me: watching this for fun, didnt realize that this was an hour long. Look at me now its 1:51am and Im still thinking of that guy who got away from all the people who were most likely more fit than him. Jackie chan style a whole neighborhood only to meet up with his friend in a parking lot.

[@txxes_2174]

Thank you you saved me

[@57778]

Frick its 3:11 Aaaaaaaaa

[@CHEF-55457]

So agreeable. 1:09 am turned 1:10 am

[@theflameonline4003]

@@txxes_2174 Your welcome! XD

[@FeRless-yg3cc]

Only 1? It's 5 for me >:)

[@hannaborchard5402]

Was sitting here thinking I didn't have a better story than painfully and awkwardly ditching and dodging a friend that came back cross country to visit a year after she ghosted me when I reached out for support when my dad died... But the cop one made me remember a time I was borrowing this old beater with expired plates because my family didn't have another vehicle and my mom was sick as all hell. There was one town that would always bust me for it, where subsequently my sister went to school there and my mom had quite a few doctors appointments there, and I got way too many tickets in that town. One day, I was picking my sis up and she hadn't eaten all day so we went to McDs. While we were there, a jackhole cop that knew the vehicle pulled in and parked right next to us, then came inside to linger and scope the place. He was wandering around and scoping people out. I had three tickets for expired tags already, would be damned if I'd get another at that point. Tried to wait him out until he figured out something better to do, but he kept lingering. Me and sis played it cool, waited until he eventually went to the bathroom and made our break. The d-bag had parked so close to the driver side door I couldn't even fit in the space between. I had to climb in through the passenger side. My heart was pounding so hard because his cruiser was less than a foot away, and I was trying to finesse a fracking suburban out of a tiny parking space. Made it out, got out the back entrance of the parking lot and took a maze of back roads to get out of that town. Felt like a ninja after an hour of cat and mouse in the McDs of him questioning randos and then managing to time the escape just right. Still hate the cops in that town. They absolutely will not cut you a break.

[@Brucie7702]

My mums grandma was the 1st jewish refugee to enter the uk in 1942, and my mum's mum (my grandma) was the first Czechoslovakian jewish refugee born in the uk. My great grandmother escaped via a plane from poland to sweden, then a boat from sweden to scotland. Its pretty cool to know my jewish great grandmother escaped occupied nazi poland and Czechoslovakia.

[@adrienneharding7145]

My most bad ass escape was from an abusive marriage. It was October 2003, and I took my 5 kids (all under age 12) and ran. Just ran. No money. No job. I got to a new town, moved into a local shelter, and within a month, had a job and 3-bedroom apartment. I had to do it again a year ago...different marriage. Was homeless for a year with a full-time job. I’m tired now!

[@mrdoge9508]

38:18 This guy be escaping like an AoE priest

[@kevinzhang3495]

Escaped a 10-on-1 chase with friends who had airsoft guns and I barehanded. The hunting ground was a small residential area with many low-rise apartments and lots of tropical trees. Somehow I was decided to be hunted and all of a sudden I could not find myself a weapon to defend myself. I had no choice but to hide and find opportunities to sneak out. I hid in bushes, behind old unwanted cars, on the roof, in the garage, behind electrical boxes to evade someone armed with a loaded airsoft. Took no bullets, did not get caught, and somehow someway snuck out of a hunting garden patrolled by ten teenagers, unscathed. Not the best but totally epic for me.

[@michaelholub5027]

I was young and signed a lease a bit too expensive for my budget. Fell behind on some important things like car license and such. I continued to drive for 8 months because my car had this really cool feature. If I went into neutral and didn't use my brakes, I could turn off ALL of my back lights. I mean the license plate light, the red runners, all of them. I quickly learned all of the alley's and back ways in my neighborhood, and never broke the law downtown. At some point I learned that compliance with the law is worth more than avoidance, and became a good driver. It was an expensive lesson, but meh, I've spent more on loose women 3 states away.

[@eloy89]

Half of these stories would make great comedic scenes in movies.

[@doge8825]

Yeah given how fake they all are

[@raze9450]

@@doge8825 doubt it

[@themaddoctor5304]

@@doge8825 way to kill the mood

[@thefastcommenter7774]

First story seems fake. "Everyone cheered"

[@xfuriousapex]

I used to do urban climbing. One night a friend and I climbed onto the roof of a high school. This was in a super-wealthy neighborhood with a massive police presence. We were on the second floor roof. Just for the heck of it I tried to pry open a third floor window. It wasn't locked. So we climbed through and were exploring. We ended up going down to the second floor. We heard a TV somewhere, so we knew there was security, but we thought if we stayed super quiet they'd never know we were there. What we didn't know was the building also had laser detectors in the halls. I learned this a couple years later when I told this story to a student there. Anyway, we sneaked past the teacher's lounge. I decided I wanted to see inside, since when I was in school the teacher's lounge was verboten for students. I just happened to catch a glimpse of light moving through an exterior window. I stepped forward to see what that was. Police cars were all over the fucking place! No sirens. No flashing lights. They were sneaking up on us. We had no way of knowing if there were cops in front of the building or if we could open the doors from the inside, but we had no choice but to race down stairs and bolt through the front entrance. It worked. And there were no cops. We ran a couple blocks, then I said we should slow down and just walk normally. No sooner had we done that than police cars came whipping around a corner and passed us. By the time we had gone another block all the cops turned on their flashing lights. Even from where we were we could see the building was surrounded. It looked like a carnival back there. We just kept on walking. There must be a thousand places to hide in a building that size. I bet they searched for us all night.

[@eyekhan2414]

When I was playing tag in elementary school, my friend and I were trapped in infection tag. The was one tagger on the left and one on the right and nowhere else to go because there a fence. Right as I think we are screwed, my friend dives and then slides under one of the kids and runs away. I was in absolute shock and got tagged. I was super jealous of the rest of the recess.

[@abrahamlincoln8748]

My town had a global climate change strike including an optional school leave. I was one of the many people who left because it was a chance to leave school. I make my way to the back of the group and find myself talking to some guys who share the same philosophy as me. We make a plan to get slushees at the 7 11 coming up so that we would be separated from the rest of the larger group. We did, and we walked downtown to drink and talk. The rest of the group left to go to Chipotle, but I only had 2 bucks, of which I used getting a slushee. So I passed on the chipotle and it was me alone. As I was about 20 ft. from turning the street, my gut told me to look behind me. As I did, a police car at the far end of the block completed it’s turn. Now, I look young, I was 14 when this happened and people confused me for being a tall 10 year old. I was nowhere close to the climate change strike, so I couldn’t use the excuse that I got lost. I was 1 of 3 people on that street, of which the other two were easily college students, so they could see me easily, and more importantly, weed me out easily. The lights went on, I turned the corner and booked it to a bush near the bus center. I swiveled around and peered through the bush, just as the officers came around the corner, got out, and moved into the stores, I used this opportunity to book it to the bus center, at that moment a bus en route to pass my house was there, and I looked as I got within 10 feet of the bus, the police had come out of the stores. I circled around to the front door, got in, paid. And at that moment the bus driver went on the route. That bus driver, Mr. Alexander, is my hero. As I sat down, I looked and saw the police car passing by the back of the bus. I sat back and let out a dramatic sigh of relief. I am not the kind to do this, I am very much a milquetoast, weird, nerd type kid. So to me this felt like I had just escaped prison. TL;DR: Ran from police for getting out of school due to climate change strike.

[@kevinwise1997]

While playing a game of zombie tag at a church retreat, I was one of the last people that hadn't been turned to a zombie. In the last three minutes of the final round I was spotted. A mad dash ensued and as the chase continued more "zombies" joined the pursuit. Keep in mind this was all going on at night, and I know the camp like the back of my hand. Several fancy maneuvers later I come around the back side of the pool on the other side of the camp. I slid into a dark shadow and covered my mouth and nose to try and conceal my heavy breathing. The group of "zombies" came around the corner and didnt see me in the dark. They looked around for a few seconds. And as the did the alarm bell went off signaling that the round was over. I was the only one that was "alive" and the closest one that was near me was two feet away from me. He jumped when I let out a victorious yell! Suffice to say it was going to be the greatest get away the church's of the panhandle had seen

[@lolzee3747]

"Nah, doc, leave the anistetic. Just break my wrist."

[@imtired222333]

38:13 what is this "WOLOLOLO" thing he read on Reddit??

[@Enderplays12]

He probably read something about acting like an absolute mental psycho, and freak out the "big boys" so much they run. It probably worked because he did cause some nasty damage prior.

[@cressthunderhawk1492]

Yeah, basically you act like a nutcase after you show some sort of danger. People will think you're on some crazy drugs and don't wanna mess with that. Crackhead strength is a thing and the people mugging people know that

[@Khornecussion]

WOLOLOLOLO is an Age of Empires reference... is how your priests / missionaries would convert enemy units. Their weird language / audio sting was " WOLOLOLO. "

[@scribblerstudios9895]

@@Khornecussion YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! "Start the game already!"

[@lestatangel]

@@Khornecussion Valid point.

[@GRDSHK]

I was like 17, I had a joint on me. I was riding my bike and I saw a cop. He didn’t even take interest in me until I was overtly sketchy and dashed across the street, rode through some bushes into a neighborhood. Then it was on. I ended up using green belts and an untended yard to ride through to get over to the main road. Dumb young fun.

[@alexanderstevens3814]

my high school has an elaborate tunnel system under it from the 50s. my friend and I are on the rifle team, so we have easy access to the basement, as the range is down there. we would regularly explore these tunnels. there was this one part, where a door divided the main maintenance tunnels from the storage tunnels. we were in the storage part, when I heard the faintest jingle and click. I turn to the door, and from under it, I can see the shadow of a guys shoes. I hiss "run" at my friend, and we sprinted down hall, and as we were rounding the corner, we heard a lego city worthy "HEY". we ran under and over pipes in the dark back to the range, where we took off our sweatshirts, and tried to calm down and stop panting. TL;DR ran from janitor in pitch dark basement tunnels.

[@swepli]

Sorry if I'm late, this was in my recommended. THIS is my greatest escape story yet! Kinda sad bc this was when I was 8, and I'm in high school now. Background: When I was in second grade, I was hated by everybody in the school bc I didn't have a religion. (I don't like the label of atheist, so...) I had enemies everywhere I went in that town, and I only had two friends because I loved Pokemon so much. Their names were T. Hill and M. Hoffman. I doubt they would be scrolling through YT right now though, but it is possible. Anyways, M. had moved away (I think, but she was gone some of the time) and I don't even know where T. could have been. So, I went to lunch all alone that day and went outside to recess, but it was pretty dang cold and I forgot my boots. So, I was stuck wearing a dress and heels in Utah, of January. Story: I opened the double doors that lead to the outside, and I saw snow as far as the fields could go. Snow mounds up by the field, snowmen in the field, and igloos around the usual school area in between bushes. I turn a corner, and three or four older kids (think about 5th or 6th grade, me in 2nd/3rd) pick me up. (There were no teachers anywhere at the time) They carry me around off to their field mound, and start talking about how long they think it will take me to stop breathing if they put my head in the snow. I sit there, terrified, but then I see the guy holding my legs is kinda weak, so I violently jerk my legs and he falls to the ground. I don't know where he went, but I think he might have ran off. I was a force to be reckoned with. Everybody always saw me running in heels *faster than them*, but I don't know what these guys were thinking. The two holding my arms and body let go from me moving around too much, but they soon try to come after me. I kick one of them in the crotch (I really hated this one, he always lied, cheated, and tore apart my homework after he was done belittling it despite me being correct on all my homework 95% of the time.) and the third guy tried grabbing by arms to hold me back. I donkey kicked him in the leg (shin, maybe?) and I took off towards the school doors. They were still on my tail. I turned a few corners and ended up by the double doors but then saw the igloos by the library windows (idk why they were open, and they were massive windows too!) and I hid in one. It was fairly small, and almost to the point of collapsing, but I stayed there until those three guys turned a corner. I jumped into the library window, and I tried telling adults but again, nobody liked me even existing in this school. I told my mother and even though she did believe me, she said there was nothing we could do anyways. There were no other teachers or cameras, so there was no evidence of me kicking some ass besides the very few preschoolers that were paying attention to their own games in the hills of the field. I ended up being called to the office and had to say sorry to the guys, but they never said sorry to me. Goddamn zero-tolerance policy. It doesn't even help with problems like this. They never messed with me again but threatened me if I said anything about this to the other kids. Oh, hell nah. I told every person I could tell and the guys became unpopular once people realized *they DID get beaten up by a one kid half their size.* We moved shortly after though, so I don't really know what happened to them after that. That was my bravest, most challenging moment in history. I'm really calm and chill now, so I have never done anything like that since. It's one of my most vivid AND early memories too, so that's a bonus for when I tell my future friends about this in the far future.

[@bombdotcom2168]

I never really had a badass escape story, but I do have two escape stories that sound badass when I don't explain the details- I'll share them both with and without the details. A bit of context about the house I was in- It was a one floored house. My room had three windows, one large one in the center of the wall and two smaller ones on either side of it. First story Without details - I snuck out through my window after I was stabbed in the arm and ran to a friend's house With details - I was stabbed in the arm with a pen by my brother after a fight got out of hand. My dad was sick in bed. He couldn't even sit up long enough to drink water without getting nauseous. Usually he was able to break up the fights but since he couldn't the fight just escalated. My brother tackled me and grabbed a pen before stabbing me in the arm with it. I kicked him off and ran to my room, holding the door closed until he stopped trying to get in. I packed up my backpack with some money I had hidden in my dresser, some candy, my phone and charger, and some headphones before climbing out of my window and running away to my friend's house. Second story Without details - I snuck out through my window and ran down the street to a gas station to meet with my dad after a fight. With details - My mom had become violent and aggressive toward me after my dad left the house to get away from her. He was going to take me with him, but he had to leave before she attacked him and I didn't have my bag packed yet. He stayed nearby though so he could come pick me up in a bit. I got into an argument with my mom that almost to turn physical. After she went out for a smoke out back, I jumped out of my window, which I'd removed the screen from previously, and ran for the dirt bike path in front of the house. I followed the trail all the way down to the gas station near the entrance to the neighborhood and went in to ask to borrow a phone. I called my dad and he picked me up from the gas station. I guess they do kinda sound cool but I dunno- I feel like the ones with details are just sad.

[@GrumpSupport]

I used to live abroad as my dad worked with the military overseas, but I didn’t live on base. I did have a bunch of school friends who did, and one time when I was staying with a friend after school we walked to the housing half of the base and decided to hang out in an abandoned apartment complex. I was never super rebellious and I also was terrified of authority, but there were five of us, and this wasn’t one of those things I went into knowing it was definitely illegal. I kinda just didn’t think about it until I was already in it and got somewhat spooked. Because of this, when we all discovered the hatch to the roof of the complex and scurried up, I was low to the roof and kept an eye out. A few minutes later, I spotted a patrol car on the road that was maybe 40 yards away, and prayed that they hadn’t seen anything as it drove by. Well fast forward another 30 minutes and we were all making our way back down through the building when we heard the chains on the doors to the complex drop, and heard an MP shout to stay where we were. We had snuck in initially through the little windows that were like at the top of the basement level to let natural light in, and most of us were out by then. I heard the MPs shout and wriggled my way out of the window again while the other kids that hadn’t gotten out yet scattered. The complex was facing a fairly dense patch of forest with tall trees, and so as soon as my feet felt the ground again I rocketed through the forest. We all ended up finding each other again at a playground that was on the other side of the forest, and even saw some MPs walking around the area. I guess no one got a good look at us cuz we weren’t questioned or anything, but it still stands to be one of the only few times in my life that I ever ran from the cops. If I had told my younger self that I’d find that funny someday, my younger self would never have believed it.

[@improbablycommenting8469]

When I was seven me, my little sister, and my little brother were playing in the pool. It was all fun and games until I swam underwater. My little sister jumped on my back, holding me underwater for about a minute. My great escape was managing to get her off of me and running away.

[@kvproductions2581]

The police officer who let the kid who helped him go was a really wholesome story

[@ryanpeach2]

Man did the entire metal gear solid campaign

[@Coolkid10809]

This video is "how I escaped the cops drunk" and "how I survived a historical breakdown"

[@wolf-mf7hz]

This makes me miss hanging out with my friends

[@projectx7453]

I did skipped a bunch of classes really easily without getting caught. None of the teachers really suspects anything because I always look like I got somewhere to be. And if they know something is up then I would just tell them that I had turn in some late work. I’ve been doing this since 9th grade and nobody was able to notice that I was skipping. And don’t worry, I was only skipping the classes that weren’t part of my grade.

[@themaddoctor5304]

I remember once at summer camp me and some friends were night swimming in the lack instead of being in bed. A counselor spotted us and everyone tried to run. I however, swam. Using my skills of swimming underwater I managed to get a good ways down the shoreline and snuck back to the cabin without being caught.

[@abrupt9842]

In ww2 my grandmother was riding horseback near her village in Germany. Russian soldiers were riding towards her so she took off. She went zipping through trees and a big field until she looked back to see the Russians backing off. She kept running until she realized why they had stopped. She was riding through a mine field and amazingly never set off a single mine. If the horse had stepped on a mine then my father and I wouldn’t be here

[@charlestyner8631]

My badass escape happened with dogs and cops (go figure). I took my 2 pitbulls to a park down the street from my house where I would let them shake the fuck out of the swings while pushing them. I decided to spark a blunt that I rolled at the house on a bench while my dogs went at the swings and tire swing. There were 2 notorious rottweilers that always got lose in our neighborhood that just so happened to come to the park. The park was also known as the spot where all the drug addicts did all their shit, so cops were always patrolling the area. The rottweilers decided to come over to me and started growling fiercely at me while I'm smoking which definitely fucked up the little high I had. I saw a patrol car passing and put out my blunt slowly so not to give the dogs any reason to get froggy. I gave my dogs a whistle that they always knew as, "Get your asses over here." They ran over and saw the rottweilers close to me and immediately attacked them. Either, the cop saw the commotion or heard my whistle (I still don't know), but he drove on the grass to coming towards my direction and the rottweilers took off after seeing him pull up and my dogs fucking them up. The officer gets out and asked me if I was alright. I tell him yes and he admired how well behaved my pits were after the incident. He tells me that he smells "weed" and asks if I've been smoking. I tell him yes and he tells me, "at least you're honest." Then asks me, "Do you have anymore on you?" I tell him that I do and he tells me, "Good, because he would need to fire up after some shit like that and to have a good day" before he pets and compliments my dogs again before leaving.

[@SpidermanFan92]

In senior year of high school I had finished all my classwork for my last three classes of the day. My teachers were all pretty cool letting us free to study in the library or whatever just not leave campus. I played my teachers real cool saying i'd be practicing in the band hall, but I really took off during lunch for home and never came back. Dogging teachers and security, got really good at sneaking out.

[@alanqp6228]

me and my friends were all around the age 13 at a kinda park where you would take wood boards ,hammers ,and nails. the only way to get in was a small doorway with a employ standing with a clipboard where yo had to put ur name ,age ,and signature so use being a bunch of smart shits timed it and figured out that every 30 min the lady standing there would take a 2 minute smoke break so that s when we moved we were able to sneak in and hid in a small Woden structure for a while but the moment we exited we ran into an employ who asked where our supervision was we bolted jumping over a Woden fence and spilt up all my friends got caught and being 5ft 9in and surrounded by like 5 of these employees I say in the deepest voice I've ever heard "uhhh have u seen my niece" and suddenly with a extremely confused faces the all went back to their stands and I walked right out of their

[@IAmADragonHearMeRoar]

it wasn't the magnitude, but the frequency with which I did this. My mom was a massive control freak during my teens and early 20's, so she didn't approve of me staying out late with my bf for any reason. So instead he would drive over at 3am and park by the nearby pool in the neighborhood and I would sneak out of my room, downstairs, and leave out the basement back door. I knew where every squeaky floorboard was so i could avoid them, and I even did it without letting the cat out of my room. (he eats houseplants so could not be trusted in the house at night so he spent nights in my room.) After exiting the house I had to sneak up and around the backyard and through the neighbor's backyard so I didn't set off the motion sensitive security lights by my mom's room or it would've woken her or her husband up. Only THEN could I stop sneaking and make the 5-minute walk to the neighborhood pool. I did this a lot and the only thing my mom ever noticed was that I wasn't home for her to get mad at me for not waking up early enough. I still don't know what she was so mad about, she likes my bf, I took care of all my responsibilities and chores. She just never had enough control over me I guess.

[@Irisassassin]

The mustard bomb was epic

[@Time2YouTube]

Holy actual sh*t, you reminded me of a story when I was 9. It was the day after July 4th, and me, my mom and my mom's boyfriend were just chilling and lighting off fireworks with me. My mom let me light off my first firework when we were nearly out of fireworks to light. My gut told me that I was too young to light one but I did it anyway. However, since I was afraid of burning myself, my mom handed me her cigar she just lighted so I could light the firework off. I proceeded to light the fuse, then ran about 20ft away to the near end of the beach. What I didn't know was that this firework didn't shoot up that far, but it was pretty big. Literally just before the fuse went off, I got a leg itch and proceeded to move my legs in a tunnel position (I don't know why I did that to this day) and then the firework lit off but misfired, shooting STRAIGHT between where I had moved my legs and proceeded to explode not very far behind me, making my ear ring. If I hadn't moved my leg to this day, the firework could have easily blew my leg off or killed me, and it still gives me nightmares. I also stayed FAR away from fireworks after that point because I was afraid one was going to misfire and kill me. F*ck fireworks, I have a life, and no firework is going to end it early.

[@Coasters3356]

7:19 is the cha cha slide.

[@melj7172]

Omg that "bad superman escape " story had me dying with laughter! I can just picture it so clearly!

[@RobandSijay]

*" I **_Spirited_** through those woods" i'd like to see someone do that*

[@MrANTICRAZY]

School had a MANDATORY all student meeting. The principal spent an hour and a half explaining the meaning of the word illumination. I stood up and said "well this hasn't been illuminating at all. So class dismissed?". And left.

[@MrANTICRAZY]

I should mention I was a senior and 18. I was furious that my afternoon was wasted and I had to call out work for that. Safe to say I didn't attend anything outside of school hours.

[@Sfoof]

Ah yes, whenever I go to a gas station. I go to seven dash eleven.

[@ashlynd3640]

Husband and I moved into our own apartment last weekend and my mom got slapped with an eviction notice 3 days later because my little brother shot a BB gun at an old lady who lives in the apartment complex (we were living with my mom, my brother is 10) I think that was a slick escape 🧐

[@crazywyvern4704]

Dude if someone is following you, if you turn around with a really creepy smile/grin and other creepy things (“he would look good on my wall”) they probably wouldn’t follow you thinking you were a serial killer or what not

[@cressthunderhawk1492]

Sometimes when i'm on an empty road and i see a cop parked on the side facing the opposite direction of me, i'll put some distance between us and then swerve back and forth in my lane (i never pass into other lanes incase someone comes out of nowhere) and 80% of the time i see the cop flip a u-turn and while they're doing that i dive into some side road or street and park somewhere. I don't do this often, maybe once every 8 months or so and i have been "caught" a couple times. My go to excuse is i was drinking water and started choking. This usually follows with a drive safely

[@generaltullius4511]

Bike Knight just wait till that same cop is there...

[@KC-xh5bs]

@@generaltullius4511 LOL!

[@hazellevesque7773]

34:03 Am I the only one who read that in Shaggy's voice?

[@tmccz1940]

Annabeth Chase yes

[@Subieghost]

Yeah, you are XD

[@computernerdinside]

When I was on a straight road (long and empty, no turnoffs or traffic really) doing a 0 - 100 - 0 mph run with some friends (stupid teen years) and flew past a cop doing 104 in a 45. He slams on his brakes so hard I thought for a sec I saw smoke come off his tires. I imagined the super-speeder ticket and said "NOPE." Flicked off my lights, turned, and burned. Left, right, right, left, straight, yada yada. Turned on my lights again a few blocks away and cooked it home, parked in the back. At first I was scared of how screwed I was, but I passed the cop going so quickly, after dark mind you, that he probably couldn't tell if the silver blur that passed him was my dad's Kia Forte or another random Chevy Cruze. I was out of sight before his party lights came on, and he never showed up at my house, so my friends later thought it was badass, where I was shitting bricks in the moment.

[@skittlemenow]

I normally hate any story that has someone dressed as Jack Sparrow but the on here was absolutely brilliant with quite the fitting end to his escapades.

[@ceilingunlimited2430]

7:40 The greatest story ever told.

[@juliusquasar1565]

I smothered a fellow patient in the sanitarium, ripped the hydrotherapy console fountain out of the floor, tossed it out the window, and escaped from there.

[@princessmarlena1359]

Julius Quasar Hey, Chief!

[@steveneardley7541]

I was hitchhiking cross-country in the 1970s. In New Mexico, I was picked up by a young guy, who revealed a violent, sadistic streak in his conversation. I told him I wasn’t going any further and wanted to be let off. He pulled a hunting knife on me, and said “You’re not going anywhere!” I didn’t say anything. I knew I had to play my cards right, and anything I might say could make the situation worse. I also thought, “This isn’t James Bond. The doors don’t lock or anything. We’re in the desert. When he stops for gas, I’ll make my move.” That’s what I did. When he got out to pump gas, I jumped out of the car, and hightailed it to the convenience store attached to the gas station. I hung out in the gas station for a full three hours before sticking out my thumb again. I figured he might be waiting for me, but would eventually move on. Years later I saw the same guy in the Student Union of the University of Colorado. He recognized me too, but I just gave him a stare that said “Don’t even think about it.” God only knows what he was up to. He definitely wasn’t a student.

[@mrman7790]

One hour of Reddit, I am happy

[@cosmicseal7977]

Profile picture checks out

[@IGNACY-fp8zo]

My father was born in Poland, during the worst parts of Communism in the 60s. He somehow managed to join the west German Bundeswehr, and so he escaped those reds. He went on to become one of the most famous athletes from the area he moved into.

[@Sci_X1]

Can someone explain the wolololo thing at 38:20

[@davidhunter7369]

That jack sparrow story was legendary.

[@monkey-trial...6578]

Got grounded for minor infraction. Climbed out of bathroom window upstairs and made my way down the roof being careful not to kick out the eaves through once perched and ready to jump down from the edge. My only obstacle was my dad in his study so I plan a plan to crawl along the ground to avoid him then take a slightly longer way so I would be in his line of sight on my way to the pub which was directly down our lane. I worried a bit over the distance I needed to fall into the lawn. Making myself as low as possible I landed on my feet and immediately rolled forward onto my knees then got up and ran the way I planned. My best friend next door who was a boy thought I was so cool! I got to the club and enjoyed a pint before my parents found me half an hour later. I was 15. I dont remember getting in that much trouble.

[@Destiny15]

It’s crazy hearing about these ww2 survival stories. Like a whole different universe 🤯

[@gj8683]

Love the way Otkin says "crap."

[@notastrangeperson2298]

1:31 saying “everyone else waiting for the bus cheered for me” ruins it.

[@KC-xh5bs]

Maybe they did?

[@beaverdctor]

I was a senior in a Catholic high school and one year we had to attend the Stations of the Cross Mass in class order (seniors first, then juniors, etc). Me, a senior, went and came back in time for my next class while it was the juniors' turn to go. My art class was 99% juniors and my only other 2 senior buddies had decided to skip class without me, so I was left alone with the teacher who hated my guts because when I had her as a junior I kept asking lots of questions in Theology class. She insisted I had to go with her to the mass with the juniors because "She couldn't trust me not to make a mess in the classroom", I asked her to please let me work on her project rather than attending the mass again, because it was due soon. She was relentless. So we went, I was furious. Once we were there, I decided I wasn't having it. For those unfamiliar, that sort of mass requires you to stand up and kneel very frequently, so once everybody (and the teacher) kneeled, I bolted and hid in a friendly teacher's class. The teacher was livid the next day, but couldn't do anything. A few years later, that teacher quit because "Teens were too unruly". Her reign of peenhood is over. Fuck you, Mrs. R

[@kimsmith1746]

The one and only time in high school, that I went TP-ing (toilet papering - you take toilet paper and throw it into the trees and bushes at your 'friends' house). My friends and I were chased by some car. We got to my car, and they gave chase. I got out on the highway, took the next off-ramp, and turned off my car's lights. Then went across the lanes of the exit to the on-ramp for the same highway, pulled onto the shoulder and parked with my car off. The car chasing us turned right at the exit. Pretty tame, but I was proud of my 17yo self for being clever enough to outwit my pursuers....still am, over 30 years later.

[@HappyGrims]

Haha I got one, when I first started dating my boyfriend, I was weary about coming over and meeting his parents so soon because of past experiences so we decided to wait a bit on it. One day he got the whole house to himself and his mom would be home around 6:30 after work. We got to hang out in his room, watch a movie, cuddle, get steamy, etc, when all of the sudden we hear the front door open like 30 minutes earlier than expected. I wanted to meet his mom, but not like this. So my boyfriend had me hide in his closet just as the same time as she tried opening the door. He shut it and said he was changing and they had a small conversation. He decided to distract her by taking her to the garage to show her something on his car and I made a break for it while they were busy. I made it out to my car and waited for him to come back out so we could drive around for his work (he was an Uber eats driver at the time) His mom never knew I was in the house, made him lunch which we ate together in the car, and we’re still together to this day. His mom is an amazing woman, I love her and she treats me like her own daughter :)

[@heaventoast]

The window one was absolutely astonishing

[@adamweed7462]

After school I was always the first to get home. which ever kid was the last to unlock the door had to put the key back. So I really identify with the breaking in story. I eventually just left my second story bedroom unlocked and left the ladder in the bushes

[@ceilingunlimited2430]

20:19 Balls.

[@githon1541]

I love it when the TL;DR is true but not exactly what you imagine happening. The more difference between the two, the better.

[@tuqn2377]

This channel is so underrated

[@rundownpear2601]

Me and my ex had countless times where we were doing “cool things” and finished up right as someone walked in

[@cassidydaub1]

The one where op and his brother break into their own house is exactly like any dnd session ever lmao

[@QuiverCraft]

The Disney story may have won. Best one so far.

[@deniseb3897]

Back in the 80's I had a buddy who worked 12-14 hrs. a day as a roughneck on an oil rig. He found out his sweet young wife was banging close to all of the guys in this apt building they lived in. When he said he was leaving, she said "Only with the clothes on your back. I'll have my "friends' beat you up if you try that." Of course she had never worked. As I'm leaving to meet him there my oldest brother calls me and offered to help. We're standing at the base of the stairs of his apartment when this BIG 18 year old jock looking guy acts like he's walking by and then just shoots up the stairs. I'm 6'1' 200 lbs. and my brother is 6' 150 lbs. and as I am coming up on this guy from behind I have to reach UP and grab his shoulder. As I'm turning him I'm swinging my fist hard, Suddenly my friend got brave and jumped at the guy that he knows is fucking his wife. So my swing hits my friend in the shoulder just as I notice my older brother has jumped on the "lover's" back with his arms around his neck. So the guy starts RUNNING with my brother hanging on his back and I'm running next to him so I can punch his face. Oh no, my brother's head is next to the guy's head, so I can't do that. So we're all running together and I start punching his floating ribs. Suddenly we run over a couch and land in a pile and the young guy runs off. I watch out the window and he's running from door to door in the courtyard gathering more of her "friends". We all grabbed an armload of my friends stuff and ran to the 2 cars. As we're shutting the doors this small mob of about 10 young men with baseball bats, chains and other assorted weapons surround our cars. Apparently she was keeping everybody happy except her husband. I see a couple in front raising their weapons. Suddenly I just got SO PISSED! I yell ATTACK, ATTACK! My brother and I jumped out of my car and my friend jumped out of his and the thugs, apparently, had never considered this development. For just a few seconds they ran back about 20 feet and we jumped in our cars and left. Clean get away!! Suddenly I realized that my friend, in the excitement, had gone the wrong way. The driveway in that direction dead ended into where the dumpsters were kept. I stopped my car about 100' from the mob that was standing in the driveway facing my direction and waving their weapons and screaming at us. I think we may have stepped on their dicks by bluffing them. Right about then I see my friend's car behind them in reverse hauling ass toward the crowd. They heard the engine, turned and saw him at the last second and leaped out of the way. He gets up next to me and he was beating the steering wheel and laughing so hard that he was crying. I had never seen him so happy.

[@Waftey]

My best escape was running away from a fight in high school. On the 4th floor of my school building, I suddenly turn the corner and meet some dudes I publicly fucked up a few weeks ago by snitching on them beating up and forcefully taking stuff from people who were too scared to tell. So there I was, turning the corner to get something I left in the classroom before going home, it turns out they tried to find me and I already left but unluckily went back just at the right time to meet them. By the time my face registers in their heads, I bolt down the stairs, hearing them follow after me, I then actually go down the stairs to the first floor and turn the corner instead, waiting for them to go another direction instead of this corner, unluckily, this doesn't work and they turn the corner too. I had no choice but to sock one of them in the face with the comfort room door as I run inside closing and locking it. I then hear many knocks and kicks on the plastic door as I place anything and everything I could find in front of it. A small wooden stool that was rotting, a mop and a janitor's cleaning trolley. All of which I knew wouldn't hold the door close if it was bashed open but put it there anyway. I then see a small window on the other end and take the stool away from the door and use it to climb out the window, but because of the school bag on my back, I had to throw it out first and then climb out. I then go take a look from the corner and see those four idiots still waiting for me to come out the door and left as I held my laughter as I knew they'd be waiting there for a very long time.

[@garrettdesoto1740]

Based on the details mentioned at 23:32, they were most likely at MIT. Just makes the story even better.

[@Cade-ou4qn]

13:00 that was interesting to me bc I am big in WWII and never heard of an escape like that

[@CheshireCat-cm1si]

5:42 This story is wild from start to finish, and sounds like something from a comedy movie.

[@gretachiapperino3024]

(I was 13) sorry for my bad English, i am italian. One day my mom asked me if i could buy something from the market near our house. I went to the market, bought the things my mom wanted, when some random guy, asked me if i wanted a candy. In that moment i knew i was in danger, so i said "in this market they sell candies. I can buy them on my own". The guy did not say anything and went away. I dont know if it was kinnda an escape, but im still proud of what I said🗿

[@WaxyLT]

The Disney story sounds like a story Disney would write

[@sequoia1171]

I was at a barbecue at my friend's house on his property up on a mountain. We were in a big parlor room with a wraparound deck sloping down a hill with Windows all around. I looked up and saw five men all dressed in black tactical uniforms stacking up towards the front door.. without any hesitation I opened the sliding glass door and ran out on the deck and jumped off of it down a steep slope full of giant ferns and redwood trees and undergrowth. It was a marijuana task force raid and everyone at the party went to jail. They sent officers and dogs looking for me and I hid 2 miles away under a log in a creek bed like I was hiding from the predator for several hours before I hiked the creek to a road and hitchhiked back to town. This all happened in the middle of the night.

[@nievesassassin]

This escape video sounds more like, don't drink and you won't get in trouble

[@bubbadouglas5467]

When I saw the guy who ran with a injured knee It gave me a memory because i was born with my talus bone (Bone that lets you bend your foot) to be forever fractured from a birth injury. The reason why is that I ran from the cops for 5 miles to get to my house from being under aged and drinking, had to be in the hospital for a week because of it. Hurt like hell.

[@Jzombi301]

so at the end of sophomore year in high school me and a lot of my friends all have younger siblings that were graduating middle school and we all were forced to attend. it was also the middle school that we had all gone to together so when we were there, being the dumb teenagers we were, we felt like we owned the place. at one point, one of my friends told us about this secret place that we could go to, which happened to be the roof of the gym. he showed us the optimal way to get up. you had to go around to the backside and climb up the drainage pipe like you were rock climbing. it was at a spot in the building where the corner went inward instead of outward so it was easier to climb. there were little groves in the walls for footholds and handholds. once you climb up the pipe there was a lower roof you could get onto. then you had to climb up to the top roof which was a lot easier. i dont really remember the exact details since it was 6 years ago but i know we did it twice that day. the first time was chill. im pretty sure there were like 4 or 5 of us just chillin up there for a while until we got bored and decided to get down. the second time there were only 3 of us. it started off like normal. we climed the pipe, got to the top of the building, and hung out there for a little bit. by this point you could tell the sun was going down but it wasnt getting dark yet. then as we decided we should probably get down to regroup with our families, we hear someone shout. apparently we'd been making a lot of noise from talking and banging on the metal pipes and vents, or at least enough to attract a security guard. i actually dont really remember the timeline or exact details on what happened next but it either went one of 3 ways: 1. we climbed down together, the dude talks to us about why its dangerous to be on the roof and why we shouldnt do that and he lets us go (most boring and honestly not the way i think it happened) 2. we actually didnt know there was security waiting for us. we decide on our own that its time to go soon but one of our friends decides they want to go down now and me and the other decide to stay on the roof a little longer. he climbs down and then we hear someone elses voice and then our friend talking back to them. we listened to what he was saying and realized he was a security guard (or something like that, might have just been staff that took a security position that day). we eventually feel guilty and come down so that we're all getting caught together (noble but lame. also might not have been what really happened) 3. same thing that happened in #2 but we stayed up there and kinda screwed over the other friend. then we quickly but quietly went down when we thought it was clear and went around the building the other way we came from. pretty sure thats what really happened. i dont remember if the guy saw us or not. if he did we ran away before he could get to us and then we blended in to the crowd of people. luckilly the ceremony was over so everyone was leaving. not a very epic escape story but thats all i can think of right now at 2am

[@hamburgeryumyum7491]

My badass escape: I was 11 or 10 years old at the time. Me, my brother (who was three years older then me) and my cousin (who is the same age as me), we were going to see a movie. My father brought us there and left us there, we watched the movie (i forgot what the movie was) and now we were waiting untill my dad came to pick us up. We had 5 or 10 minutes. Outside the movie theater there was a maze with thin walls and the exit was the entrance. We saw a group of teens (boys and girls, i think they were 16 or 15 years old), we were being boys and we starting waving at them. They didn't like it, and then we pointed our middel fingers while we were laughing (we were kids). They started cussing us out and started walking to us. We ran away and they ran to us. We ran in the maze. We were all the way in the west part of the maze next to the wall. The outskirts and the actuall walls of the maze, were short. My brother could get over them. Me and cousin couldn't. We heard them come into the maze. My brother got out of the maze. We were very scared but it was so funny. They searched the maze and were saying: ''where are you guys?'' ''come out, we won't hurt you'' ''tell us where you are''. One kid got so close to us, i really had to laugh so hard!!!!! My cousin had an panik expression and was wispering without talking: ''no no no no!!!!!!!'', i had to laugh so hard. After that they went away. There also was a stone there lying on the ground and we called the stone Henk.

[@DariusCee]

My greatest escape was sneaking outside from my window to McDonald's getting about 2 cheese burgers and a 20 pice mcnugget then dipping back to my house just before curfew.

[@umbra0393]

This is not much but i still remember this to this day.... On that day, we have this sport festival going on so there is no class. I was walking around the school because I got nothing to do that day until one of my friends ask me to join them so I stayed but I'm outside. I am sitting on the outside corner of the room with there other classmates. I decided to play games on my phone I was really enjoying it when there teacher spotted me while going inside there room and pointed his finger at me as a warning. I was honestly terrified because it was the first time I got caught by a teacher and with the other students telling me that " you need to go " didn't help at all. So in a panic moment, I swiftly put my phone in my bag and stand up. I was wearing a school uniform that day but for some reason -_- I decided to do something stupid. I decided to run and do a side vault (it's not perfectly executed) in a tiny gap between a student and a wall, with the chair as a support (the wall is also rocky so it kind of hurts). I stopped for a moment to look if the teacher saw me, seeing he's not there I ran away as fast as I could. PS. Thanks for the students that warn me to go even if it's not necessary.

[@datboi.66]

I was doing a escape room with friend I have small wrists and when the group goes in they are hand cuffed so I slip my hands out before we even get in the room

[@agentboi4794]

7:28 Cha Cha real smooth

[@KaiyaCorrbin]

You know, that one about the police chase with the boys and the firecrackers....had they stayed there and were honest and apologized to the cops, they most likely wouldn't have gotten in trouble. I don't get why people think it's a better idea to run...

[@JesusChrist-tw2vz]

I think it all depends were you live each state is different

[@seancarroll4886]

5:31 wow that’s like a movie scene

[@scrim1284]

Im sweating , im high and im crapping bricks got me

[@lovelydolltime8006]

Once when I was in 5th grade, my evil substitute teacher (I'm not even exaggerating, she was evil) decided to make the whole class wait for someone's mother to arrive after the bell rang. Since the bell had already rang, and I was worried the gate would be locked when the class was finally dismissed, I decided to simply just open the door, run out of the building, and go home. Some kids were like "ooooo you're ditching", but on that fateful Thursday, it didn't matter, and besides, the day after, I had an orthodontist appointment anyways, so I wouldn't have gotten in trouble when I returned to school that Monday because she would have forgotten about it 3 days after the incident. I never got in trouble for it and never looked back on it since.

[@josephreagan9545]

I fail to see how a father trying to protect his (underaged) daughters chastity is "overprotective"

[@j_mmy]

17:43 is the greatest story ever.