What Scares Comedians | Netflix Is A Joke

Comedians joke about what scares them. Tom Segura, John Mulaney, Nate Bargatze, Michelle Wolf, Shane Gillis, Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle, Melissa Villaseñor, Taylor Tomlinson, Sebastian Maniscalco, Fred Armisen, Leanne Morgan, Naomi Ekperigin, Phil Wang, Ian Karmel talk about their irrational fears.
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[@treetrain]

I love Neal Brennan, he makes me feel like I can recover from anything I am strugglin' with :p

[@JamaicanFujoshi]

The stamp thing is so true! Old people always know about stamp prices.

[@cdub2751]

😂,Fr!🤣

[@matthewtitmus1272]

Good to know I'm not old yet!

[@eeccee11]

😂

[@Lettuce_get_intuit]

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[@TomMSTie1138]

That's how my elderly Mother likes to extend exhausted phone calls.

[@rlhayessr9940]

Ahhh yes ladies…put EVERYTHING in your mouth❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥😂😂💯💯💯

[@jannfreshoff]

3:53 Baby J fears by rehab. Avoid addiction!!❤❤

[@David-R.]

12:09 🤣🤣🤣🤣 caught me off-guard with this one 😂 genius!

[@keishaguilford2170]

How you still gonna kill him. He smiled he liked it lol

[@JoshisJoshisJosh]

Oh shit - no one remembers The Gate That was definitely 4 little white boys doin 80s activities by that green box. Great film

[@jbwhetstone]

Totally remember that movie. I loved it.

[@thomasgougeon2543]

Naomi Ekperigin referencing the gate fucking killed me haha. You know they made three of those movies?? All terrible lol and she's not wrong. Each time a group a little white kids open a portal to a hellscape dimension and they're like, whoopsi! Like they spilled fucking Kool-Ade

[@isaacgarcia771]

Apparently, you and 10 other people who liked your comment, are in favor of low-key Racism masquerading as Comedy. But I guess it's OK because it's against Whiteboys right?

[@Spudstrodamus]

The Indiana Jones bit was terrible

[@eeccee11]

😂 11:08 I lied too and my teacher was like, sure....

[@eeccee11]

The hand gesture when referring to gun owners 😂😂😂 hilarious edit: 6:17

[@jg2611]

9:50 (she wore the couch blanket from "Rosanne" )

[@jc3m]

Melissa Villaseñor is aging goals, for sure. She’s only gotten more beautiful with time.

[@michealinman1119]

Being called out on stereotypes is funny.

[@robins.9700]

As hilarious as he is, Chappelle was spot on right about the school shooter stuff

[@Fuzzybuttcheeks]

This started funny and sunk fast

[@1100scottder]

Enjoyed using that hard HW a little too much.

[@258firebird]

Hwhys that bad??

[@roadlesstraveled34]

...."I got out and got back on the ride again, AND IT HAPPENED AGAIN!" OMG, Mr. Armison, what the hell would possess you?!?!

[@MiNuSThisDay]

Ian karmallllllll the best

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

He looks like Matty Matheson, lol.

[@joseveijanen6520]

Hwait boi

[@Cancun771]

Why is this in the Michelle Wolf playlist?!

[@Leontotaram-ul1mf]

Cool video

[@autisticari1925]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MervilleJr]

More amusing stuff.

[@rusty_rockets]

*Note to self - never watch Fred Armisen stand up. That was embarrassingly weak.

[@reavenwildfire7146]

We now have artificial bees so the world would not end, however I still would rather have real bees in the world because they do a better job, even though we now do have and know how to do the same thing the bees do.

[@isaacwebb6086]

And it all the lesbians disappeared no one would even notice

[@trentscott8345]

Someone needs to teach Naomi how to pronounce "white"

[@jc3m]

You’re missing the joke there, buddy. The pronunciation is a part of the whole deal.

[@muckswon]

Indeed Netflix is a joke. Where are the jokes?

[@JuanRodriguez-mg9nc]

hwite boys

[@andrefcoutinho]

Now that’s scary! At least for me!

[@latetotheparty4785]

KZbin would have us believe only scientists get scared, according to video titles.

[@johnrumpf6014]

Who is the lady with the bad jokes with a crocheted blanket on?

[@Captain_porkchop90]

Not good jokes but i love her accent

[@19714955]

Howite boys

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Hwite

[@theMister07]

2nd 🥈

[@RamblingSailors]

Forever stamps.

[@brandonsmith9815]

Fred arisen was the best

[@finleyfletcher4534]

hoowwww, he was awful 😖

[@peterfoy4060]

1:10 How would lesbians perishing lead to the end of the world?

[@mainreason9601]

Right? Are all women lesbians? It would end as we know it?

[@bobedwards7455]

Fred Armisen has never even made me crack a smile...ever

[@maorhamagniv2221]

that was the one I laughed the most at

[@pas-kv8ud]

Fred Armisen is not funny at all.

[@money4me26]

I'm I the only one that can't stand the way the last one says white?

[@Mjbjr666]

Armisen should stick to minor movie roles. That was so bad.

[@rieandromeda7105]

When you gays do it, dont you full yourself either?

[@kenfu9334]

instant skip to dave chappelle like what the f was the rest on this video for? tha f peace from germany

[@luhellin196]

It’s a 9-5 retail job listening/watching a female stand up ‘artist’.

[@francobenevento7598]

The blonde lady with the southern accent is the least funny person I've ever seen.

[@OrganicGreens]

Thee was like two jokes in this whole thing the rest is had to watch. Comedy is dead.

[@nickiacono9574]

Sometimes stand up isn’t always jokes, it’s a mix of funny stories & jokes.

[@merickful]

The Earth isn't flat, and you're not the only person on it.

[@FreeFree-ur4zq]

Unsurprisingly, Chapelle is the only bit worth watching 😢

[@amandamorris9773]

I grew up having school shooting drills, and I never understood why they made us do it. I always thought, "Shouldn't you be protecting me? You're the adult. I don't know what to do, especially if we are outside." It used to scare me so much. They would have us hide in the coat room if we were in our room. The students by the windows were always told to make sure the window was shut and locked to pull down the blinds. we all had to go to our coat room and be quiet while the teacher was responsible for locking the door and turning off the light, but they never would tell us what to do if we were outside, in the gym, at lunch, or at the library (none of which had doors that you could lock or have anything that you could hide under/behind) and that scared me a lot.

[@theshapeexists]

Chappytalking about shooters being white people clearly hasnt been to chicago or nyc or California.

[@settheory2219]

He was talking about school shooters

[@Randaddy96]

​@@settheory2219Yeah, it happens in Black Scools also, it just doesn't get reported. 276 black kids killed in Chicago in 2021. Not all at schools, but all killed. In the gun free city of WOKE officials all Democrat.