Once again Kevin proves he's a criminal mastermind by stealing our hearts
@Cholm2 жыл бұрын
That was so terrible and yet so accurate
@playerchris2 жыл бұрын
So you could say he’s a real “phantom thief”?
@NiCoNiCoNiCola2 жыл бұрын
@@playerchris he's not a Phantom Thief, but more of a Pale Ghost
@youtubeviolatedme71232 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he stole my chastity
@abhinavranjan982 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about this statement is there is no way of knowing whether Kevin steals your heart in a wholesome way, or just to sell it in the black market.
@Mette_Abildgaard2 жыл бұрын
“What can be my name? Perhaps Not.Guilty.” This is why Kevin is not only a military genius, but also a legal genius.
@kahlebhowarth-jennings96882 жыл бұрын
“Good evening mr guilty”
@pedrovallefin84062 жыл бұрын
@@kahlebhowarth-jennings9688 "Mr Guilty" was his father. He prefeers to be called "Not".
@cocablack2 жыл бұрын
Not guilty
@imspudus2 жыл бұрын
He’s also an acrobatic and architectural genius
@connordorman1172 жыл бұрын
He's Saul Goodman's wet dream. The perfect client.
@Nightswarmer2 жыл бұрын
Accidentally cheesing his way through a game, only to get stuck when purposely cheesing is exactly what we've come to expect from Kevin..
@Tracho-n7m2 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Roehl no
@deusmortem90482 жыл бұрын
dont forget the abrupt ending also lets mass report thks mfer in your thread
@Random.Lobster8 ай бұрын
..?
@Feral_Bog_Witch2 жыл бұрын
Imagine you scream at a thief in your house and the thief goes 'AARRGH' exactly like startled Kevin
@batarang062 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me happier than Kevin committing a crime that isn’t genocide related.
@antonizajkowski96982 жыл бұрын
HSFAHABSVSHAAH WHAT
@claytonmurray5372 жыл бұрын
Yet.
@Jezzibolt2 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me happier than Kevin committing a crime that is genocide related.
@jimpickensisourwayoflife21262 жыл бұрын
It's always a joy when Kevin plays weird steam games it's like the company made these games for him but it's a gift for us
@kevinkesserwani25332 жыл бұрын
We love you and adore you oh great Jim Pickens you are humanities savior
@cecil27422 жыл бұрын
Haha that would be cool. Really anyone can put a game on steam i think so maybe they secretly make all of these weird games just for Kevin 😊
@justinwebb17142 жыл бұрын
Praise dear leader
@bruceluiz2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: Tehe, I'm named NotGuilty so you can't- Game: DENIED *Forcefully crashes*
@bobparr50892 жыл бұрын
I love how he hits a car and the police are called but when he runs over a person walking they don't care lol
@Raooka2 жыл бұрын
I mean the person inside the car could call the cops but the dead pedestrian can't?
@bobparr50892 жыл бұрын
@@Raooka Thats true, but you'd still think running someone over would be reported by somebody though
@blueninja0122 жыл бұрын
this is america, cars have more rights than people
@sigmamale41472 жыл бұрын
@@blueninja012 real
@Raooka2 жыл бұрын
@@blueninja012 if that's so why did I get in trouble for driving my car through the mall?!?!
@Ludrovisco2 жыл бұрын
8:42 You Know... here in Brazil we have an folklore storie that follows this logic: "Curupira". Curupira is an florest spirit that takes the form of a boy with his feet backwards, and he uses this to make people get lost in the jungle because they would be going backwards from where they wanted to go by following his footprints
@johnmarston902610 ай бұрын
Liar
@goldensloth79 ай бұрын
rude
@deoyx2 жыл бұрын
"I'm walking comically slow" bro, crt TV's are heavier than the weight of my sins, you're lucky you were walking at all
@chara76502 жыл бұрын
Kevin going around removing everybody's door handles is some new level of niche cheekiness. Military genius.
@rain33392 жыл бұрын
hagrid
@mariuszpudzianowski84002 жыл бұрын
Very realistic portrayal of arrests. Police is telling you to stop, then yelling something in alien language, then they punch you.
@humlegard-gaming2 жыл бұрын
Always enjoying to see Kevin play games like these, keep up the good work!
@IcepersonYT2 жыл бұрын
I imagine the reason why you keep stealing so many identical objects from the same peoples homes is they look for a replacement, go to the pawnshop you sold it to and go "This looks exactly like what I had before!" and buy it back only for you to steal it and sell it again.
@lenutavadana.9372 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the people that live in this neighbourhood
@Niobesnuppa Жыл бұрын
That's hilarious
@some-replies11 ай бұрын
Tight knit community
@poutinedavid89372 жыл бұрын
I feel like Kevin's the only person to sneak into a house, steal something, then cue the cutscene intro to the mission AS he's leaving.
@draco5991rep2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't steal a guitar for someone that is smashing them into pieces, I'd rather keep it for myself
@macario88362 жыл бұрын
You've "got me on the first half, not gonna lie..."
@JoshHenderson162 жыл бұрын
The Kevin McCloud reference is such an esoteric joke, love it.
@krazyxki2 жыл бұрын
8:59 The Kevin Macleod joke was such a niche but appreciated joke 😂😂
@endlessoul2 жыл бұрын
Kevin playing with the exaggerated swagger of an American Thief
@drunkgamer75392 жыл бұрын
Kevin, I don't think you know this or ever think you would have such an impact on people. I watch your videos during panic attacks, they really help me calm down, your humour, your voice, ig everything you do calms me down. I just had a panic attack just 15 minutes ago and all I did was watch your video, the one about the school campus, sorry I couldn't pay much attention to it but it was your voice that really took the edge off me. Thank you Kevin and keep on making videos forever.
@Manterok2 жыл бұрын
"get outta the way! I'm a criminal!" Lmao 🤣
@rhawkas26372 жыл бұрын
I love how he's there to rob them but just leaves all the stacks of cash that's just laying on the tables and whatnot. XD
@Random_Furryyy2 жыл бұрын
“Sherk is in the closet” -Call Me Kevin 2022
@firewolf00652 жыл бұрын
I actually really enjoyed this, I'd love to see another episode
@ZakkWyld3332 жыл бұрын
Lost my mother not long ago, binge watching your vids has really helped me through the dark times, you are the best Kevin! Thank you for all the laughs bro!
@Allnightwar2 жыл бұрын
The Camera trick where you drive backwards is so genius I am humbled by your ingenuity!
@casperthesociallyawkwardgh68112 жыл бұрын
I feel represented lol "a nice 12 hour sleep" The most relatable thing on the internet to a person with chronic fatigue lol.
@goldensloth79 ай бұрын
orrrr severe depression!
@MariaTex32 жыл бұрын
Things we've learned about Kevin's home: 1) Bathroom television because he's not a peasant 2) Bathroom guitar also because he's not a peasant
@YooranKujara2 жыл бұрын
Surprised Kevin isn't doing Cult of the Lamb yet given his reputation
@seidimeow2 жыл бұрын
oh no, you get those 3 door bell rings and your tv is OFF
@seidimeow2 жыл бұрын
but what the feck- the art & vibes of this game are immaculate ✨
@awesomeashton2 жыл бұрын
Y'know it's gonna be a great day when Kevin uploads.
@turg69632 жыл бұрын
Kevin I have been going something really though and ur videos are really helping me,keep up the good work 👍🏻
@offa6432 жыл бұрын
Another game where Kevin can break in and cause chaos, probably my favorite type of television lol
@kiyo93412 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard of this game but I’m sure Kevin can make it chaotic anyway!
@l00pz0n22 жыл бұрын
Stop right there! “No” that def worked kevin
@VelvetThunderB992 жыл бұрын
This is a real better call Saul moment at 14:07
@nicololacson17092 жыл бұрын
This game finally justifies that one time when someone attempted to steal my 13-year old laptop that has already been bruised and broken, has no actual battery left, runs only with the charger plugged, and boots up after the 7th-ish attempt to turn it on.
@Starfloofle2 жыл бұрын
I like how "attempted" means they didn't even succeed lol
@PoptartParasol2 жыл бұрын
How can a laptop bruise
@Starfloofle2 жыл бұрын
@@PoptartParasol internal damage :D
@garretteverett26132 жыл бұрын
*sound of a car backing directly into a row of motorcycles at a biker bar* "I'm here."
@martajajackson18362 жыл бұрын
1:24. "WHY is there a chair in front of the urinal?" I LOVE YOU KEVIN. 🤣🤣🤣
@CairoCreations2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching you for a year or two now Kevin. I don’t comment much but I really enjoyed this video! I enjoy all your videos actually- but this made me laugh out loud a good few times! Your content always makes my day! (Your my favorite Irish KZbinr)
@lh35402 жыл бұрын
I love how nothing is American. The license plates, the police box, the accents. A+.
@lenutavadana.9372 жыл бұрын
What funny is that there a Polish game developer
@some-replies11 ай бұрын
It's the town of America in Poland. Common mistake
@cwovictor32812 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this game's got the same charm as Thief Simulator. Janky as hell, nonsensical, and I love it.
@Kiryu_Chan2 жыл бұрын
The true military Genius using his full power
@Spudsbottom2 жыл бұрын
"His version of sleeping is just staring off into space" Same though.
@gottron55212 жыл бұрын
5:51 that "hello" sounded like that "hello, I'm under the water" meme xD
@thatkidsgotsoul95912 жыл бұрын
When it comes out, Kevin should play "Squirrel with a Gun"
@WildBluntHickok2 жыл бұрын
"Can I Beat 'Squirrel with a Gun' Without Firing a Single Shot?"
@TechStomper212 жыл бұрын
god i wish we had more stealth games that aren't even gimmicky like just genuine stealth where if u get cauhgt u die or restart
@mariusacripina81922 жыл бұрын
If that interests you, the you should check out "Styx: Master of Shadows" or the "Thief" Series.
@TechStomper212 жыл бұрын
@@mariusacripina8192 yes I've played both actually they are so good
@SaturoAnni2 жыл бұрын
Haha love how the first holding the door opening worked 😂 and loved the moment where you got into there with the guy and he was just standing there, with you not being able to move, but after you tried to move away you both went to other directions and parted ways like you talked to each other 😂
@treyrandolph47202 жыл бұрын
Ya know, this is one of the best ways to play this, and it got me thinking, was gonna say you should play thief simulator, but I looked and you already have, gonna have to go watch some of your old videos now.
@variaxi9352 жыл бұрын
Okay, this was way more interesting than expected lol in a few ways reminds me of stealth in a bethesda game haha
@joeyrb45092 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see Kevin playing a really interesting game with a very riveting story which definitely makes alot of sense.
@jumpyspiderlady84542 жыл бұрын
To Kevin’s editor; I love the sound effects
@danielwakelyngreen86752 жыл бұрын
I feel so honoured to be so early to a CallmeKevin video. He Makes me smile so much
@4ntwnhs_lot2 жыл бұрын
You are not the only one
@lucyread2 жыл бұрын
such a joy
@tankpea22 жыл бұрын
Hello there
@chefyboy27482 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that Kevin stole the entire North American continent!
@rhawkas26372 жыл бұрын
1:15 "Why is there a chair next to the urinals?" Wait, you don't use a chair when you use the urinals? And here I thought not liking soup was weird. XD
@目-o8l2 жыл бұрын
Kevin the criminal genius finds out how to break into a home by breaking the game
@austinkuklinski63542 жыл бұрын
Kevin is a thieving genius
@laras6782 жыл бұрын
The Croatian(?) attempting a southern American accent was a nice touch.
@KindGentlemanThatIsntKind2 жыл бұрын
This is like a training sim for Kevin too steal stuff without commiting anymore crimes
@mutt78832 жыл бұрын
The best part of the game is when you get caught, with the warbled "get down on the ground!" lol
@seidimeow2 жыл бұрын
let the chaos begin ˎˊ˗
@mariahbenetatos2 жыл бұрын
What's American theft? Come over here, steal something and find out XD
@Wacdonaldnoneyt2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about Kevin’s videos is that he doesn’t play the game in the way it’s supposed to be played
@DavefromWork2 жыл бұрын
American theft 80's. the 80's part is very important kevin!
@DBswag_2 жыл бұрын
This characters in this game looks like they're from LA Noire if it was made in the 1980s.
@budaroddy2 жыл бұрын
another facet of the genius in kevin, theftery genius
@pedrovallefin84062 жыл бұрын
Dont think theftery is an actual word. But we are talking about Kevin, his genius cant be measured by normal standars. So inventing a word to describe him its almost a necesity.
@popcat68562 жыл бұрын
Kevin really is a criminal genius
@AweEmperorofChickenKilling2 жыл бұрын
who doesn't love a high quality game like this?
@tripleconsonant2 жыл бұрын
glad i was off today to watch another masterpiece
@GlizKhalifa2 жыл бұрын
Kevin clearly hasn't used the Trickshot chair in the bathroom before
@h4jk3rn2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure what it is, maybe it's the hair, the sunglasses and the shirt that look very similar to the ice cream company that Steve works for in Stranger Things because that guy in the loading screens looks very much like Steve Harrington from Stranger Things to me.
@rubinolas69989 ай бұрын
It's like American Psycho, but you're not a murderous psychopath, you just shoplift
@shouldbewritig2 жыл бұрын
Kevin playing this is the same approach I have to playing We Happy Few. Sneak into peoples houses, take everything, then hide in the trash if I get caught.
@alexisasheep65542 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what this was gonna be like when it popped up on steam and I'm so glad kevin is the first I watch playing it
@gasriel30662 жыл бұрын
This is just a Detroit Simulator.
@jacobburch75552 жыл бұрын
Please make more on this game this was hilarious
@TurbidTG12 жыл бұрын
I hope everybody has a great Monday and is staying safe out there! You’re awesome. ❤️
@Debbiefromcompliance2 жыл бұрын
I hope everybody has a bad Monday and is living dangerously out there! You’re adequate, I guess.
@godisverygay2 жыл бұрын
@@Debbiefromcompliance we need more people like you. you also seem kinda okay-ish.
@TeddyOG2 жыл бұрын
The premise is amazing, stealing from a small ass town where everyone knows each other, have cheap ass stuff, selling to the one pawn shop in town, and obviously Kevin Kevining things is too funny
@TF2CrunchyFrog2 жыл бұрын
11:32 Why is this game using microwave props as "TV sets"?? Look at that thing! It's literally a microwave... but in the living room. It has the boxy shape, metal walls, air vent slits on the side and top, and a button field on the front to the side of the "screen". They just added a curved screen with a static image on it, to make it look like a 1960's TV!
@belebenpanda2 жыл бұрын
Didnt realise Steve Harrington from Stranger Things had adopted a life of crime!
@emileepitkin59952 жыл бұрын
Not me almost spitting my drink out of my nose from laughing
@PatrickSteel2 жыл бұрын
a Shrek Mod for Stray exists now, just so you know, might be a perfect fit for a video
@chalicebearer2 жыл бұрын
Please do more of this!!! I was on the floor the whole video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chalicebearer2 жыл бұрын
@Paul Yoxy I could make a list, but we don’t have that much time
@DynamiteGuys2 жыл бұрын
"At least she's not in the kitchen all the time now." 80s Men: :o
@megangorski2 жыл бұрын
it’s that thing we did that we celebrate every thanksgiving
@YourGuyShy2 жыл бұрын
“Not guilty” You’re definitely guilty after that.
@evenberg84992 жыл бұрын
3:05 This car is clearly an AMC Eagle / Pacer / Gremlin all at once. 😊
@SkippysBacon2 жыл бұрын
You have a gift for making terrible games fun to watch with your commentary! Hoping to see more of this one.
@JohnDoe-on6ru2 жыл бұрын
It's like the movie The Ring, except instead of a phone call your doorbell rings 3 times, and instead of dying your TV gets stolen.
@petrabotha831411 ай бұрын
0:50 I hope Shrek knows that when he feels ready to leave the closet, we'll all be here to support him. ❤
@ThymeHere2 жыл бұрын
This is great
@ConnanTheCivilized25 күн бұрын
Cops catch you: Mr. Burglar you owe the Loch Ness Monster ‘tree-fity!’
@bigbubbabonney30412 жыл бұрын
Brought back some old memories about Kevin bringing up bathroom tv. I had a tv in the bathroom when I was a kid. We just set it right on the dryer
@atticuslorenzo83602 жыл бұрын
Video was hilarious as always. I’d like to suggest that you and some mates play “the blackout club”. I think you’d find it hilarious 😂
@Jo-zi5px2 жыл бұрын
I don’t even own a console of any sort, but Jim in other realms is fascinating
@some-replies11 ай бұрын
"Cutscene me!" Letterboxing can't help you here Kevin
@leafgreen62 жыл бұрын
30 seconds in and this game is a treat
@aBronyPlays2 жыл бұрын
3:56 it's about the chair! The antique chair! The antique wingback cousaac chair!
@BlackKnigth3232 жыл бұрын
I think I'm not the only one in this cult that wants to see Kevin play "The Cult of the Lamb"