What the feck is American theft?

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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

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@NiCoNiCoNiCola
@NiCoNiCoNiCola 2 жыл бұрын
Once again Kevin proves he's a criminal mastermind by stealing our hearts
@Cholm
@Cholm 2 жыл бұрын
That was so terrible and yet so accurate
@playerchris
@playerchris 2 жыл бұрын
So you could say he’s a real “phantom thief”?
@NiCoNiCoNiCola
@NiCoNiCoNiCola 2 жыл бұрын
@@playerchris he's not a Phantom Thief, but more of a Pale Ghost
@youtubeviolatedme7123
@youtubeviolatedme7123 2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he stole my chastity
@abhinavranjan98
@abhinavranjan98 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about this statement is there is no way of knowing whether Kevin steals your heart in a wholesome way, or just to sell it in the black market.
@Mette_Abildgaard
@Mette_Abildgaard 2 жыл бұрын
“What can be my name? Perhaps Not.Guilty.” This is why Kevin is not only a military genius, but also a legal genius.
@kahlebhowarth-jennings9688
@kahlebhowarth-jennings9688 2 жыл бұрын
“Good evening mr guilty”
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 2 жыл бұрын
@@kahlebhowarth-jennings9688 "Mr Guilty" was his father. He prefeers to be called "Not".
@cocablack
@cocablack 2 жыл бұрын
Not guilty
@imspudus
@imspudus 2 жыл бұрын
He’s also an acrobatic and architectural genius
@connordorman117
@connordorman117 2 жыл бұрын
He's Saul Goodman's wet dream. The perfect client.
@Nightswarmer
@Nightswarmer 2 жыл бұрын
Accidentally cheesing his way through a game, only to get stuck when purposely cheesing is exactly what we've come to expect from Kevin..
@Tracho-n7m
@Tracho-n7m 2 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Roehl no
@deusmortem9048
@deusmortem9048 2 жыл бұрын
dont forget the abrupt ending also lets mass report thks mfer in your thread
@Random.Lobster
@Random.Lobster 8 ай бұрын
..?
@Feral_Bog_Witch
@Feral_Bog_Witch 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine you scream at a thief in your house and the thief goes 'AARRGH' exactly like startled Kevin
@batarang06
@batarang06 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me happier than Kevin committing a crime that isn’t genocide related.
@antonizajkowski9698
@antonizajkowski9698 2 жыл бұрын
HSFAHABSVSHAAH WHAT
@claytonmurray537
@claytonmurray537 2 жыл бұрын
Yet.
@Jezzibolt
@Jezzibolt 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me happier than Kevin committing a crime that is genocide related.
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 2 жыл бұрын
It's always a joy when Kevin plays weird steam games it's like the company made these games for him but it's a gift for us
@kevinkesserwani2533
@kevinkesserwani2533 2 жыл бұрын
We love you and adore you oh great Jim Pickens you are humanities savior
@cecil2742
@cecil2742 2 жыл бұрын
Haha that would be cool. Really anyone can put a game on steam i think so maybe they secretly make all of these weird games just for Kevin 😊
@justinwebb1714
@justinwebb1714 2 жыл бұрын
Praise dear leader
@bruceluiz
@bruceluiz 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: Tehe, I'm named NotGuilty so you can't- Game: DENIED *Forcefully crashes*
@bobparr5089
@bobparr5089 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he hits a car and the police are called but when he runs over a person walking they don't care lol
@Raooka
@Raooka 2 жыл бұрын
I mean the person inside the car could call the cops but the dead pedestrian can't?
@bobparr5089
@bobparr5089 2 жыл бұрын
@@Raooka Thats true, but you'd still think running someone over would be reported by somebody though
@blueninja012
@blueninja012 2 жыл бұрын
this is america, cars have more rights than people
@sigmamale4147
@sigmamale4147 2 жыл бұрын
@@blueninja012 real
@Raooka
@Raooka 2 жыл бұрын
@@blueninja012 if that's so why did I get in trouble for driving my car through the mall?!?!
@Ludrovisco
@Ludrovisco 2 жыл бұрын
8:42 You Know... here in Brazil we have an folklore storie that follows this logic: "Curupira". Curupira is an florest spirit that takes the form of a boy with his feet backwards, and he uses this to make people get lost in the jungle because they would be going backwards from where they wanted to go by following his footprints
@johnmarston9026
@johnmarston9026 10 ай бұрын
Liar
@goldensloth7
@goldensloth7 9 ай бұрын
rude
@deoyx
@deoyx 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm walking comically slow" bro, crt TV's are heavier than the weight of my sins, you're lucky you were walking at all
@chara7650
@chara7650 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin going around removing everybody's door handles is some new level of niche cheekiness. Military genius.
@rain3339
@rain3339 2 жыл бұрын
hagrid
@mariuszpudzianowski8400
@mariuszpudzianowski8400 2 жыл бұрын
Very realistic portrayal of arrests. Police is telling you to stop, then yelling something in alien language, then they punch you.
@humlegard-gaming
@humlegard-gaming 2 жыл бұрын
Always enjoying to see Kevin play games like these, keep up the good work!
@IcepersonYT
@IcepersonYT 2 жыл бұрын
I imagine the reason why you keep stealing so many identical objects from the same peoples homes is they look for a replacement, go to the pawnshop you sold it to and go "This looks exactly like what I had before!" and buy it back only for you to steal it and sell it again.
@lenutavadana.937
@lenutavadana.937 2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the people that live in this neighbourhood
@Niobesnuppa
@Niobesnuppa Жыл бұрын
That's hilarious
@some-replies
@some-replies 11 ай бұрын
Tight knit community
@poutinedavid8937
@poutinedavid8937 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Kevin's the only person to sneak into a house, steal something, then cue the cutscene intro to the mission AS he's leaving.
@draco5991rep
@draco5991rep 2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't steal a guitar for someone that is smashing them into pieces, I'd rather keep it for myself
@macario8836
@macario8836 2 жыл бұрын
You've "got me on the first half, not gonna lie..."
@JoshHenderson16
@JoshHenderson16 2 жыл бұрын
The Kevin McCloud reference is such an esoteric joke, love it.
@krazyxki
@krazyxki 2 жыл бұрын
8:59 The Kevin Macleod joke was such a niche but appreciated joke 😂😂
@endlessoul
@endlessoul 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin playing with the exaggerated swagger of an American Thief
@drunkgamer7539
@drunkgamer7539 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin, I don't think you know this or ever think you would have such an impact on people. I watch your videos during panic attacks, they really help me calm down, your humour, your voice, ig everything you do calms me down. I just had a panic attack just 15 minutes ago and all I did was watch your video, the one about the school campus, sorry I couldn't pay much attention to it but it was your voice that really took the edge off me. Thank you Kevin and keep on making videos forever.
@Manterok
@Manterok 2 жыл бұрын
"get outta the way! I'm a criminal!" Lmao 🤣
@rhawkas2637
@rhawkas2637 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he's there to rob them but just leaves all the stacks of cash that's just laying on the tables and whatnot. XD
@Random_Furryyy
@Random_Furryyy 2 жыл бұрын
“Sherk is in the closet” -Call Me Kevin 2022
@firewolf0065
@firewolf0065 2 жыл бұрын
I actually really enjoyed this, I'd love to see another episode
@ZakkWyld333
@ZakkWyld333 2 жыл бұрын
Lost my mother not long ago, binge watching your vids has really helped me through the dark times, you are the best Kevin! Thank you for all the laughs bro!
@Allnightwar
@Allnightwar 2 жыл бұрын
The Camera trick where you drive backwards is so genius I am humbled by your ingenuity!
@casperthesociallyawkwardgh6811
@casperthesociallyawkwardgh6811 2 жыл бұрын
I feel represented lol "a nice 12 hour sleep" The most relatable thing on the internet to a person with chronic fatigue lol.
@goldensloth7
@goldensloth7 9 ай бұрын
orrrr severe depression!
@MariaTex3
@MariaTex3 2 жыл бұрын
Things we've learned about Kevin's home: 1) Bathroom television because he's not a peasant 2) Bathroom guitar also because he's not a peasant
@YooranKujara
@YooranKujara 2 жыл бұрын
Surprised Kevin isn't doing Cult of the Lamb yet given his reputation
@seidimeow
@seidimeow 2 жыл бұрын
oh no, you get those 3 door bell rings and your tv is OFF
@seidimeow
@seidimeow 2 жыл бұрын
but what the feck- the art & vibes of this game are immaculate ✨
@awesomeashton
@awesomeashton 2 жыл бұрын
Y'know it's gonna be a great day when Kevin uploads.
@turg6963
@turg6963 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin I have been going something really though and ur videos are really helping me,keep up the good work 👍🏻
@offa643
@offa643 2 жыл бұрын
Another game where Kevin can break in and cause chaos, probably my favorite type of television lol
@kiyo9341
@kiyo9341 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard of this game but I’m sure Kevin can make it chaotic anyway!
@l00pz0n2
@l00pz0n2 2 жыл бұрын
Stop right there! “No” that def worked kevin
@VelvetThunderB99
@VelvetThunderB99 2 жыл бұрын
This is a real better call Saul moment at 14:07
@nicololacson1709
@nicololacson1709 2 жыл бұрын
This game finally justifies that one time when someone attempted to steal my 13-year old laptop that has already been bruised and broken, has no actual battery left, runs only with the charger plugged, and boots up after the 7th-ish attempt to turn it on.
@Starfloofle
@Starfloofle 2 жыл бұрын
I like how "attempted" means they didn't even succeed lol
@PoptartParasol
@PoptartParasol 2 жыл бұрын
How can a laptop bruise
@Starfloofle
@Starfloofle 2 жыл бұрын
@@PoptartParasol internal damage :D
@garretteverett2613
@garretteverett2613 2 жыл бұрын
*sound of a car backing directly into a row of motorcycles at a biker bar* "I'm here."
@martajajackson1836
@martajajackson1836 2 жыл бұрын
1:24. "WHY is there a chair in front of the urinal?" I LOVE YOU KEVIN. 🤣🤣🤣
@CairoCreations
@CairoCreations 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching you for a year or two now Kevin. I don’t comment much but I really enjoyed this video! I enjoy all your videos actually- but this made me laugh out loud a good few times! Your content always makes my day! (Your my favorite Irish KZbinr)
@lh3540
@lh3540 2 жыл бұрын
I love how nothing is American. The license plates, the police box, the accents. A+.
@lenutavadana.937
@lenutavadana.937 2 жыл бұрын
What funny is that there a Polish game developer
@some-replies
@some-replies 11 ай бұрын
It's the town of America in Poland. Common mistake
@cwovictor3281
@cwovictor3281 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this game's got the same charm as Thief Simulator. Janky as hell, nonsensical, and I love it.
@Kiryu_Chan
@Kiryu_Chan 2 жыл бұрын
The true military Genius using his full power
@Spudsbottom
@Spudsbottom 2 жыл бұрын
"His version of sleeping is just staring off into space" Same though.
@gottron5521
@gottron5521 2 жыл бұрын
5:51 that "hello" sounded like that "hello, I'm under the water" meme xD
@thatkidsgotsoul9591
@thatkidsgotsoul9591 2 жыл бұрын
When it comes out, Kevin should play "Squirrel with a Gun"
@WildBluntHickok
@WildBluntHickok 2 жыл бұрын
"Can I Beat 'Squirrel with a Gun' Without Firing a Single Shot?"
@TechStomper21
@TechStomper21 2 жыл бұрын
god i wish we had more stealth games that aren't even gimmicky like just genuine stealth where if u get cauhgt u die or restart
@mariusacripina8192
@mariusacripina8192 2 жыл бұрын
If that interests you, the you should check out "Styx: Master of Shadows" or the "Thief" Series.
@TechStomper21
@TechStomper21 2 жыл бұрын
@@mariusacripina8192 yes I've played both actually they are so good
@SaturoAnni
@SaturoAnni 2 жыл бұрын
Haha love how the first holding the door opening worked 😂 and loved the moment where you got into there with the guy and he was just standing there, with you not being able to move, but after you tried to move away you both went to other directions and parted ways like you talked to each other 😂
@treyrandolph4720
@treyrandolph4720 2 жыл бұрын
Ya know, this is one of the best ways to play this, and it got me thinking, was gonna say you should play thief simulator, but I looked and you already have, gonna have to go watch some of your old videos now.
@variaxi935
@variaxi935 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, this was way more interesting than expected lol in a few ways reminds me of stealth in a bethesda game haha
@joeyrb4509
@joeyrb4509 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see Kevin playing a really interesting game with a very riveting story which definitely makes alot of sense.
@jumpyspiderlady8454
@jumpyspiderlady8454 2 жыл бұрын
To Kevin’s editor; I love the sound effects
@danielwakelyngreen8675
@danielwakelyngreen8675 2 жыл бұрын
I feel so honoured to be so early to a CallmeKevin video. He Makes me smile so much
@4ntwnhs_lot
@4ntwnhs_lot 2 жыл бұрын
You are not the only one
@lucyread
@lucyread 2 жыл бұрын
such a joy
@tankpea2
@tankpea2 2 жыл бұрын
Hello there
@chefyboy2748
@chefyboy2748 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that Kevin stole the entire North American continent!
@rhawkas2637
@rhawkas2637 2 жыл бұрын
1:15 "Why is there a chair next to the urinals?" Wait, you don't use a chair when you use the urinals? And here I thought not liking soup was weird. XD
@目-o8l
@目-o8l 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin the criminal genius finds out how to break into a home by breaking the game
@austinkuklinski6354
@austinkuklinski6354 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin is a thieving genius
@laras678
@laras678 2 жыл бұрын
The Croatian(?) attempting a southern American accent was a nice touch.
@KindGentlemanThatIsntKind
@KindGentlemanThatIsntKind 2 жыл бұрын
This is like a training sim for Kevin too steal stuff without commiting anymore crimes
@mutt7883
@mutt7883 2 жыл бұрын
The best part of the game is when you get caught, with the warbled "get down on the ground!" lol
@seidimeow
@seidimeow 2 жыл бұрын
let the chaos begin ˎˊ˗
@mariahbenetatos
@mariahbenetatos 2 жыл бұрын
What's American theft? Come over here, steal something and find out XD
@Wacdonaldnoneyt
@Wacdonaldnoneyt 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about Kevin’s videos is that he doesn’t play the game in the way it’s supposed to be played
@DavefromWork
@DavefromWork 2 жыл бұрын
American theft 80's. the 80's part is very important kevin!
@DBswag_
@DBswag_ 2 жыл бұрын
This characters in this game looks like they're from LA Noire if it was made in the 1980s.
@budaroddy
@budaroddy 2 жыл бұрын
another facet of the genius in kevin, theftery genius
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 2 жыл бұрын
Dont think theftery is an actual word. But we are talking about Kevin, his genius cant be measured by normal standars. So inventing a word to describe him its almost a necesity.
@popcat6856
@popcat6856 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin really is a criminal genius
@AweEmperorofChickenKilling
@AweEmperorofChickenKilling 2 жыл бұрын
who doesn't love a high quality game like this?
@tripleconsonant
@tripleconsonant 2 жыл бұрын
glad i was off today to watch another masterpiece
@GlizKhalifa
@GlizKhalifa 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin clearly hasn't used the Trickshot chair in the bathroom before
@h4jk3rn
@h4jk3rn 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure what it is, maybe it's the hair, the sunglasses and the shirt that look very similar to the ice cream company that Steve works for in Stranger Things because that guy in the loading screens looks very much like Steve Harrington from Stranger Things to me.
@rubinolas6998
@rubinolas6998 9 ай бұрын
It's like American Psycho, but you're not a murderous psychopath, you just shoplift
@shouldbewritig
@shouldbewritig 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin playing this is the same approach I have to playing We Happy Few. Sneak into peoples houses, take everything, then hide in the trash if I get caught.
@alexisasheep6554
@alexisasheep6554 2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what this was gonna be like when it popped up on steam and I'm so glad kevin is the first I watch playing it
@gasriel3066
@gasriel3066 2 жыл бұрын
This is just a Detroit Simulator.
@jacobburch7555
@jacobburch7555 2 жыл бұрын
Please make more on this game this was hilarious
@TurbidTG1
@TurbidTG1 2 жыл бұрын
I hope everybody has a great Monday and is staying safe out there! You’re awesome. ❤️
@Debbiefromcompliance
@Debbiefromcompliance 2 жыл бұрын
I hope everybody has a bad Monday and is living dangerously out there! You’re adequate, I guess.
@godisverygay
@godisverygay 2 жыл бұрын
@@Debbiefromcompliance we need more people like you. you also seem kinda okay-ish.
@TeddyOG
@TeddyOG 2 жыл бұрын
The premise is amazing, stealing from a small ass town where everyone knows each other, have cheap ass stuff, selling to the one pawn shop in town, and obviously Kevin Kevining things is too funny
@TF2CrunchyFrog
@TF2CrunchyFrog 2 жыл бұрын
11:32 Why is this game using microwave props as "TV sets"?? Look at that thing! It's literally a microwave... but in the living room. It has the boxy shape, metal walls, air vent slits on the side and top, and a button field on the front to the side of the "screen". They just added a curved screen with a static image on it, to make it look like a 1960's TV!
@belebenpanda
@belebenpanda 2 жыл бұрын
Didnt realise Steve Harrington from Stranger Things had adopted a life of crime!
@emileepitkin5995
@emileepitkin5995 2 жыл бұрын
Not me almost spitting my drink out of my nose from laughing
@PatrickSteel
@PatrickSteel 2 жыл бұрын
a Shrek Mod for Stray exists now, just so you know, might be a perfect fit for a video
@chalicebearer
@chalicebearer 2 жыл бұрын
Please do more of this!!! I was on the floor the whole video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chalicebearer
@chalicebearer 2 жыл бұрын
@Paul Yoxy I could make a list, but we don’t have that much time
@DynamiteGuys
@DynamiteGuys 2 жыл бұрын
"At least she's not in the kitchen all the time now." 80s Men: :o
@megangorski
@megangorski 2 жыл бұрын
it’s that thing we did that we celebrate every thanksgiving
@YourGuyShy
@YourGuyShy 2 жыл бұрын
“Not guilty” You’re definitely guilty after that.
@evenberg8499
@evenberg8499 2 жыл бұрын
3:05 This car is clearly an AMC Eagle / Pacer / Gremlin all at once. 😊
@SkippysBacon
@SkippysBacon 2 жыл бұрын
You have a gift for making terrible games fun to watch with your commentary! Hoping to see more of this one.
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 2 жыл бұрын
It's like the movie The Ring, except instead of a phone call your doorbell rings 3 times, and instead of dying your TV gets stolen.
@petrabotha8314
@petrabotha8314 11 ай бұрын
0:50 I hope Shrek knows that when he feels ready to leave the closet, we'll all be here to support him. ❤
@ThymeHere
@ThymeHere 2 жыл бұрын
This is great
@ConnanTheCivilized
@ConnanTheCivilized 25 күн бұрын
Cops catch you: Mr. Burglar you owe the Loch Ness Monster ‘tree-fity!’
@bigbubbabonney3041
@bigbubbabonney3041 2 жыл бұрын
Brought back some old memories about Kevin bringing up bathroom tv. I had a tv in the bathroom when I was a kid. We just set it right on the dryer
@atticuslorenzo8360
@atticuslorenzo8360 2 жыл бұрын
Video was hilarious as always. I’d like to suggest that you and some mates play “the blackout club”. I think you’d find it hilarious 😂
@Jo-zi5px
@Jo-zi5px 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t even own a console of any sort, but Jim in other realms is fascinating
@some-replies
@some-replies 11 ай бұрын
"Cutscene me!" Letterboxing can't help you here Kevin
@leafgreen6
@leafgreen6 2 жыл бұрын
30 seconds in and this game is a treat
@aBronyPlays
@aBronyPlays 2 жыл бұрын
3:56 it's about the chair! The antique chair! The antique wingback cousaac chair!
@BlackKnigth323
@BlackKnigth323 2 жыл бұрын
I think I'm not the only one in this cult that wants to see Kevin play "The Cult of the Lamb"
@TheShed747
@TheShed747 2 жыл бұрын
The return of bot guilty
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