what the LIQUOR you drink says about you

[@MrTod1984]

For Smirnoff: “You're 14, about to make the worst decision possible, and about to mix an unholy concoction with all the booze in the house you could find so your parents don't find out.”

[@how775]

Spot on

[@wesleyballard6217]

Me growing up

[@abellopez.]

Cuervo is the 16-year old let's try tequila worst idea ever. Ever.

[@abellopez.]

Just stick with liquor before beer, in the clear mantra

[@michaellang-uc8gg]

Make you wake up in your parents car ass drink

[@CancerExl]

The Hennessy and Grey Goose is spot on 😂

[@UncannyLiving]

You grew up in the streets aka Black people

[@ZiggyZell]

Took the words right out my mouth 😂😂

[@Geor_546]

Where is Johnny walker doe?! That’s how you know it’s a real man’s drink😂

[@nicomontoya743]

Fact

[@Leo-Bluez]

The grey goose...

[@circeciernova1712]

Jäger makes me think either an overenthusiastic frat boy, or somebody's German grandparents. No in between.

[@StoneyBaloney69]

There's also only use me blade I'm sure that guy helps keep them in business

[@thestone8187]

My mom and dad used to drink it before I was even a thought but they only drank it because my mom thought my dad loved it and my dad thought she loved it so they’d both force down shots of it at the bar till he said “I can’t believe you like this shit” to which she replied “Wdym I think it’s disgusting”. Idk why I’m telling you funny story I guess

[@juc3eoncs32]

Right lol, I’m country and I drink grey goose

[@lyserggic]

@@juc3eoncs32 its almost like this is a joke for content

[@AllStarJD]

Then there's my misanthropic ,extremely alcoholic friend with childhood trauma who inhales the stuff.

[@Colin-b7v]

"You're a good guy, you've just got a little bit of sugar in your tank" chad take. No judgement, just a little ball busting.

[@Inventor1488]

It's not a chad thing to be afraid of shaming people for sexual degeneracy. God made man and woman

[@voltah6508]

@@Inventor1488bro shut up

[@sathira_anuk5179]

​@Inventor1488 Shut up grandpa

[@_Sloppyham]

@@Inventor1488lol, what a loser

[@AmazingRebel23]

@@Inventor1488the real degeneracy is promiscuity, not men liking sweet alcohol. Feminine men doesn’t mean they’re making up genders.

[@Coheed420]

Fun fact: grey goose made their bottles really tall so it forces stores to put it on the top shelf

[@analogueoverdigital929]

And it's trash vodka.

[@BruhNo-e4l]

​@@analogueoverdigital929all vodka is trash who you kidding

[@RepublicOfGrowth]

​@@BruhNo-e4lThe quality of a vodka is determined by how much aftertaste it has. If a vodka has no aftertaste or flavor or even smell, then it is a good vodka

[@AlexTheGreat3497]

I love vodka

[@Unstrict]

​@@RepublicOfGrowth new amsterdam gas

[@JesseMonster]

Jack Daniel's: You snort cocaine and binge drink for days. I know because I've been there for 10 plus years 😔

[@_YohAsakura_]

And mad cigs and some blunts or joints, I been there a couple years and I ain’t goin back. And Jack taste good to me. I can drink it with no chaser. And it gets you right for the buck.

[@_YohAsakura_]

Or a lot of beer packs

[@ClearGalaxies]

Try green tea and chilling out next time 😅

[@eddy.edd.ed.]

Nasty. Edit: Disgusting.

[@RonnieMcnuttGaming42O]

Are you still there?

[@donediditagainj4991]

I feel attacked at the Hennessy statement I think I need a lawyer 😭😭

[@rachetCD]

idk why it's such a hood thing to drink Henny 😂 there's so much more out there

[@Genes-hb7jo]

Don't be skirred to try out new drinks. I always tell people that they're way better cognacs than Henny. Or dwell into certain whiskys.

[@bobross4616]

Its actually good. Way better than other typical Liquor. I'm not really much of a whiskey guy, but its definitely one of the better ones i've had.

[@Controllerbreaker]

Fake gangster

[@Controllerbreaker]

​@whiteboywithanipod7708 fake

[@cewlgeechigod348]

The Henny one is HILARIOUS 😭😭

[@officeroinker440]

Hennessey: youre black

[@IsmokeHiphopLive]

your so clever man.

[@ariesboy2133]

Or mexican

[@DexterJrParks]

No gtfo with that racist bs

[@R41ph3a7b6]

True

[@R41ph3a7b6]

​@@ariesboy2133yeah

[@haleydubz]

Bruhhh why is this so accurate, I was waiting for the Bacardi 😂

[@yungsnoop47]

Yo no lie, I've been abusing my health by over eating, smoking weed, drinking bad liquor, popping pills but one shot of jagermeister and I'm feeling completely different than any other drink I ever had. I feel so clear minded and numb at the same time. I stepped outside to smoke a cigarette and I just couldn't stop noticing all of life around me it was like meditation.

[@michaelfrenette3044]

The fireball was spot on 😭

[@jerbsherb4391]

I wasn't underage when I started but I was definitely new to drinking.

[@Gavyn-u3t]

Stg bro bro🎉

[@maybeoptify]

@@jerbsherb4391never drinking underage is crazy

[@MacenW]

​@maybeoptify no it's not. It's called making the right decisions.

[@jdm1671]

Literally and im having it tn

[@Ungovernable1]

The Jim one was spot on lol.

[@GoA-112]

The crown royal peach perfectly described my uncle lmao

[@Andino.]

Dude did Hennessey dirty😂

[@aburningbear3138]

All facts though 🏀 😂

[@elevatedgame3016]

I personally felt attacked 😭😂😂

[@reallilzay]

@@aburningbear3138the basketball emoji is crazyyyyy 😂😂😂

[@didisaythat4230]

It was completely inaccurate.

[@Andino.]

@@didisaythat4230 no it wasn't

[@Sneakybear22]

" You're low on cash" Bro had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NQjones]

😢

[@bigbanddamu100]

Lol. Tht crown royal violated me so bad 😂

[@Originalchili]

I think I dodged a bullet, I drink crown apple not peach lol

[@miguelindonesia3076]

@@Originalchilifr

[@_YohAsakura_]

Haha

[@JayGuttie]

Bruh why is this shit so spot on specifically with the Jack Daniel’s & Hennessey 😂

[@dannyboy768]

Jim Bean one is soo true. i love Jim Bean ❤

[@kona702]

Same..my fav!

[@ClearGalaxies]

Jim Bean

[@Lejeron]

Drinking some jack daniels on the rocks while watching, i dont usually drink it till i’m blackout drunk, i just enjoy a glass or two of it at night and in the evenings before bed. The taste is just wonderful, you taste the barrel of wood in which it sat for awhile along with all the flavors.

[@Ironn199er]

Jager always makes me wake up in someone’s yard

[@Brandenuzis]

Last time I had jager I pissed in a police car and got arrested for indecent exposure lol had my ass speaking German

[@minhnguyen5888]

Jager is kinda too light for my taste. He's completely true about Tequilla though, a couple of shots and slices of lime and you're ready to down the whole bottle.

[@DJRobbieTroncoRemix]

very true I know cuz it really happent to me

[@naro6477]

Figure it out dude.

[@fish578]

That’s not jager, that’s alcoholism

[@derekjohnson3954]

I feel personally attacked with the Jose Cuervo one 😭

[@Ninachristmas2024]

This is a hilarious video. I also feel informed…..times, places & people came to mind with each drink description….

[@elijahcota2408]

“a little bit of a slimeball”😂

[@ThinkHarderr]

the comment i was looking for

[@Levitatinglevi55221]

The fire ball is the most truthful I’ve heard

[@EEEEEEEEmma]

*Me drinking fireball whiskey* My identity has been compromised.

[@Lord_Kratos69]

Same here at 15

[@susanegley4149]

I'm 49 having fireball in my hot cocoa. 😂

[@Yehhbb]

Future AA member drinking fireball

[@TacoTaco901]

@@Lord_Kratos69no frfr

[@BigCatSwox]

​@@susanegley4149almost barfing reading that

[@endnotessherman3153]

I like pink Whitney and the flavoured smirnoffs mixed with ice tea. It’s a really good combo.

[@berrygames6631]

The fireball one is so true

[@Soldierofgod96]

Only weird motherf***ers drink fireball

[@jayloncorbett2922]

Bull

[@syr6041]

I drank fireball like water in High school, cheap and sugary.@@jayloncorbett2922

[@guestc142]

I specifically bought one for my 18th birthday a couple of days ago lol. Never had it either but it's funny lol

[@shechshire]

@@jayloncorbett2922It’s a popular liquor that’s been over marketed or shown on commercials like Smirnoff so consequently it became very popular with minors that want to drink & of course wanna be cool & drink the popular liquor. Try asking a minor what Remy Martin & they have no idea.

[@tripsaplenty1227]

Wild Turkey: You thrive on hating your own life.

[@Lonetoker1983]

Homie said little bit a sugar in the tank 😂😂😂😂lmao

[@Dtxcityboy]

😂😂😂

[@squiddwizzard8850]

I've got a bit of sugar in the tank and I have never had whatever that is

[@Lonetoker1983]

@@squiddwizzard8850 🤣 😂 🤣 you wild

[@Calico-fw6li]

Bristish cigarette ​@@squiddwizzard8850

[@firstnamelastname956]

Everybody is a little gay once in a while

[@MohnishShende]

Jäger: German grandmother who likes to have a little sip before sleep.

[@cloudshifter]

Damn, I didn't expect that about Bacardi Blanco. It's always my go to especially for Mojitos and Daquiris

[@HHRnBcin]

Hennessy! He hit the nail on the head 😂

[@kellyballaro7846]

I'm 57 and although I don't do the bars anymore and haven't for years, this guy's take is spot on

[@1yup13]

Ironically the first person to ever show me peach crown was in and out of jail 😂

[@_YohAsakura_]

LOL. I gotta agree. Nice one getting them on point and some of them somewhat right. Crown Royal, Henny and Jack for me and some Jim for my boy that likes it👍

[@JohnnySteppa]

As a grey goose enthusiast, I can’t disagree. I am absolutely a slimer😈🥴😂

[@Skelterbane69]

Same. I bought it for the bottle and then found out it tastes better than all other vodkas.

[@lemonmane69]

@@Skelterbane69 vodka isn't supposed to taste like anything. Unless it's flavoured of course.

[@Skelterbane69]

@@lemonmane69 Well lemme tell ya that all vodkas I've taste, which is many, taste like acidic vomit. Grey goose, just a little less so.

[@HenshinFanatic]

Grey Goose is overpriced, overmarketed trash. Hell it's made by the French! Like hell they'd know how to make a good vodka. For good vodka you need the nationality of origin, Polish. Chopin and Belvedere being the créme de la créme among Polish vodkas.

[@BlrrrdFa]

Thats facts.. im a mix of jager hennessy and daniels.. and thats pretty accurate

[@notforposers]

Fireball has been sued because they advertise as whiskey, but they’re actually malt liquor.

[@CharlesBra509]

That’s because they sell fireball whiskey and they also sell “fireball” the one that doesn’t say whiskey is made of malt liquor because it can get away with legal regulations and can be sold in gas stations. The kind you will buy in the liquor store is real.

[@hypelock1474]

Platinum Vodka: you like to feel fancy, but you're on a budget

[@Ithot213]

I like how the only liquor the says 'You drink' is Jack Daniels

[@Steambull1]

Go-to when I started drinking (age 17-18): Jägermeister, which was also the first drink I ordered in a bar. Go- to when I stopped drinking (age 22-23): Johnnie Walker Red, or just any single malt when ordering in a bar.

[@Mtoutdoorsman]

Fireball is so true ain’t had a drink of that shit since highschool, threw it up to many times 😂

[@Originalchili]

It has so much sugar

[@jimmytwo-times4394]

“A little bit of a slimeball” lmao

[@eddienash2152]

You just gotta little sugar in your tank 😭😭😭

[@crazymage9636]

I like how the goose makes me hit my head and goes sleep walking.

[@Dushanesully]

I was waiting on that Hennessy and bro got it right wtf 😂

[@JRKing-nm7fi]

I hate to admit but yea 😅

[@Originalchili]

Yea allt of rappers drink it and popularized it years ago, personally I think courvoisier is pretty similar and you will save a few bucks

[@random_me666]

Fireball is spot on XD. Shit was fire tho.

[@EUROPAONTOP]

Currently 16 love the Jager drinking it rn actually. I started drinking it at 13 gotta love being from Eastern Europe lol

[@sotou.3481]

How you get it

[@chins.]

Wow, starting your journey to alcoholism before you can even legally drive. Impressive. AA any % speedrun

[@lazymuthafkr9921]

Nothing about that is cool brother man

[@M901-m4j]

13 is crazy I hadn’t even had my growth spurt yet but by 15 I was drinking heavy.

[@ghostfrieza2904]

Started when I was 12 here in the US. And yes I am very proud of myself

[@JeniOnly]

The Jose Cuervo is lowkey true, I went from drinking through the holiday’s to drinking by myself in my room. Had to quit before it got worse! I had fun though lol 😂😭

[@davidsantillan7785]

Hennessy was to accurate 😂

[@thebanditman5663]

Captain Morgan: If you're drinking before 12:00 you're not an alcoholic, you're just a pirate.

[@HighKing9000]

The tequila was accurate 🤣

[@ToneStevens]

That Henn statement was on point!! 😂😂😂

[@elit3j0sh12]

I'm Bacardi and The Description was straight up accurate 😭🤣😭🤣

[@michaelmaynard937]

Man he was right. I was too young for fireball but now I'm 21. I still love fireball

[@TanMann23]

i’m glad the 99 enjoyers have been spared

[@Originalchili]

Aka alcoholics 😂

[@TanMann23]

@@Originalchili yes sir 😂

[@ClearGalaxies]

Live another day

[@lucax2300]

Spot on with the Jack for me, minus the bar fights. Too many ways of getting hurt by unorthodox means : the counter, some glass, the floor, running into or accidentally hitting other peiple, etc.

[@CupcakeDeity]

I drink anything. I like flavor though so I buy flavorful stuff if it's more affordable. Because no one drinks alcohol for the ALCOHOL flavor. We drink it to numb the pain of existence or ignore our problems till the next day. Vodka and whiskey gets the job done fine but it's expensive and tastes like ass so If I can find a good MD or Steel Reserve I get those. If not, I check for other stuff until vodka and whiskey are all I find

[@jimit.4220]

No you don't drink it for the alcohol flavor, you drink it for the other flavors that are created through fermentation, distillation or aging. Probably the only reason you're saying the stuff you're saying is because you've only had cheap beer and liquor.

[@CupcakeDeity]

i've had tastes of whiskys and wines worth over a hundred dollars a glass, they tasted good. But not as good as any juice or soda. Was it more COMPLEX? Sure. I give fuck all about complexity, though, in a similar fashion to how i give fuck all about art.@@jimit.4220 It aint that hard to admit most hard alcohol does not taste good. Also, the cheaper stuff has tasted better too. A watermelon flavored Steel Reserve tastes better than an 18 year Sazerac, mate, i dunno what else to tell you. You can accept it or not, no skin off my nose

[@furkanbozdag8198]

You drink it because you have no faith

[@CupcakeDeity]

@@furkanbozdag8198 jesus can turn water to wine so fuck you he is an alcoholic too

[@pro-socialsociopath769]

I obviously don't care about the alcohol taste, but I absolutely love the burn you feel while consuming anything high-proof by itself. I looove the burn, getting tipsy is just a side-effect. I would literally drink something that doesn't even get you drunk if only it could adequately simulate the burn of something strong. :)

[@WelderVp]

Dude, spot on. For most of these

[@339gabriel]

The Bacardi description applies to crown royal drinkers

[@darriusslater3897]

Facts

[@chrisb4859]

No, Crown Royal drinkers are dads with 3 kids who should be divorced but aren't (speaking from experience)

[@339gabriel]

@@chrisb4859 Keep fighting the good fight brother. Do what’s Best for your family

[@Droid6689]

​@@chrisb4859Implying they were married

[@LowEndPCGamer100]

It most certainly does NOT!

[@J4CK-q7t]

You are spot on with the tequila my man😂😂😂

[@zacksmith5618]

After puking my guts out from Goldschläger, im sticking with the fruity drinks. I cant even chew Big Red gum without gagging.

[@matthewreilly3652]

Its like hes crossed eyed but not

[@Brandenuzis]

I got sick as fuck from rumple minze when I was 19 and still to this day mint anything makes me gag violently. I have to use unflavored tooth paste. Not the regular spearmint or menthol shit.

[@L-8]

The fireball part was so accurate

[@luccas2832]

lmao this true ash

[@baronghede2365]

I love green tea, Blessed Be.

[@garrett3698]

Well, I feel good about me and my jåger.

[@Popcorx]

What does it even taste like

[@garrett3698]

@@Popcorx licorice and bad choices

[@tsoii]

Jäger not jåger å and ä are completely different letters

[@charliebaker1427]

Lmao damn i just like how smooth and not trashy tasting goose is for mixed drinks

[@IgoTpaynus69]

This is very accurate! Im vodka the cheap one Was Hennessy...slowly becoming ever clear 😂😂😂

[@anthonyanthonymorones4226]

Are used to drink, but if I did, I will go with jack Daniels number seven and my best advice for the people out there are the boys and the girls if you do drink stay at home it’s better that way give me a thumbs up or comment

[@richardsholly5329]

This guy's spot on 😂😂😂 Bro I'm done, I'm drinking the Vladimir right now

[@gilbertoescamilla1662]

Yooo I'm drinking Hennessey as we speak and he's right

[@kingsharkll5545]

What u drinkin rn

[@Spike84]

@@kingsharkll5545 semen

[@LanguageBLOX1_Alt]

Fun fact: people can drink whatever the hell they like because it tastes good not because it isnt 'cool enough' lmao

[@wafflcoptr]

Spoken like a flavored Effen drinker

[@stylzeswift9705]

One word.... Remarkable....But also truthful...

[@patrickmanasco5905]

Alternative title: X number of reasons to drink actual good brands that people seem to never have heard of

[@JenniferRhodonite]

Cruzan Rum: You drink while smoking weed to feel something

[@XxlilgavinxX]

Shit I enjoy henny tbh even though I come from an upper middle/lower upper class background 😭😭😭

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

Cultural appropriation, lol jk jk

[@R41ph3a7b6]

How true. Edit: But what does "a little too much sugar in your tank" mean?

[@stinkymart3173]

Just creative

[@Lupo32]

Hint * if put sugar in your cars gas tank it won't run .

[@itsmikkaa]

LMAOOOOO Hennessy is so spot on. Every guy I know that ONLY drinks Hen is like that 😂 . All the guys I know that drink Jacks are the worst to be around when drunk!

[@catalan500_8]

The Jager got me questioning this list’s legitimacy lol

[@dvsh7168]

He was spot on about the Hennessy my cousin fits that exact description lmao😂

[@paulkenjerski5137]

It's actually kinda scary how its so easy to polish off everclear over a weekend

[@kjc3693]

I drink Jack and I don’t watch anything except my fists flying around the bar scene.

[@tannermurphy1157]

I was expecting you to fail, but as I stare at the empty bottle of Jose on my coffee table you hit the nail right on the head

[@JustGabeRaul]

Dude the fireball one is pretty accurate for me, I’m 21 now but my first experience drinking was at 16 with fire ball. Fun experience, don’t remember much of it. but for a long time after that I couldn’t drink actually good whiskey without remembering the taste of fireball.

[@ryanh3176]

Water means I can’t drink alcohol. Because I’m a terrible drunk asshole and “that one guy” who acts incredibly stupid. Then spends three days apologizing, (mortified because of my actions) with a hangover. Water. I’m happy with water. Y’all should try it.

[@Mellow.21]

I felt called out with that Jose Cuervo comment

[@Mellow.21]

Then the henny popped up

[@accountname9872]

Jack Daniels: i have absolutely no taste in liqour, so i grabbed what everyone knows.

[@kaleeacollins1893]

He had the Hennessy on point and the barcardie 💯💪🏽and the Smirnoff he on point 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattg1611]

It’s hilarious because when I was underage, all I drank was fireball, now that I’m 22 I don’t even touch the stuff anymore 😂

[@rajjaahtge1058]

A little bit of sugar in ya tank lmaooooo

[@Steve-b9t7y]

I don’t care for the clubs. But the ladies and lay’n the pipe is spot on.

[@frickimiss2969]

"I'm low in cash just need a cheap drink to get lit" that's me all the way 😂

[@jovonlewis-xh8mb]

Bro that hennesy fact he said was a BAR respect 😎

[@machiavellllia]

Yukon Jack: You’re insane

[@Glxckz-hw9pl]

Jim beam always be having me chillin 😂

[@kevinthomas2906]

Damn right. No need to act out of character. 😂

[@u121386]

Jameson: you’re Irish

[@NgehAnne-pr7ze]

A stray bullet hit me with the Smirnoff 😂😂😂

[@RudyRamone13]

Bro, Everclear. Many a drunken night, rest in peace Vic!!!

[@yosiyas2012]

This is the most accurate description i have heard in a while