what the LIQUOR you drink says about you

[@officeroinker440]

Hennessey: youre black

[@IsmokeHiphopLive]

your so clever man.

[@ariesboy2133]

Or mexican

[@DexterJrParks]

No gtfo with that racist bs

[@R41ph3a7b6]

True

[@R41ph3a7b6]

​@@ariesboy2133yeah

[@MrTod1984]

For Smirnoff: “You're 14, about to make the worst decision possible, and about to mix an unholy concoction with all the booze in the house you could find so your parents don't find out.”

[@how775]

Spot on

[@wesleyballard6217]

Me growing up

[@abellopez.]

Cuervo is the 16-year old let's try tequila worst idea ever. Ever.

[@abellopez.]

Just stick with liquor before beer, in the clear mantra

[@michaellang-uc8gg]

Make you wake up in your parents car ass drink

[@circeciernova1712]

Jäger makes me think either an overenthusiastic frat boy, or somebody's German grandparents. No in between.

[@StoneyBaloney69]

There's also only use me blade I'm sure that guy helps keep them in business

[@thestone8187]

My mom and dad used to drink it before I was even a thought but they only drank it because my mom thought my dad loved it and my dad thought she loved it so they’d both force down shots of it at the bar till he said “I can’t believe you like this shit” to which she replied “Wdym I think it’s disgusting”. Idk why I’m telling you funny story I guess

[@juc3eoncs32]

Right lol, I’m country and I drink grey goose

[@lyserggic]

@@juc3eoncs32 its almost like this is a joke for content

[@AllStarJD]

Then there's my misanthropic ,extremely alcoholic friend with childhood trauma who inhales the stuff.

[@bigbanddamu100]

Lol. Tht crown royal violated me so bad 😂

[@Originalchili]

I think I dodged a bullet, I drink crown apple not peach lol

[@miguelindonesia3076]

@@Originalchilifr

[@_YohAsakura_]

Haha

[@Lonetoker1983]

Homie said little bit a sugar in the tank 😂😂😂😂lmao

[@Dtxcityboy]

😂😂😂

[@squiddwizzard8850]

I've got a bit of sugar in the tank and I have never had whatever that is

[@Lonetoker1983]

@@squiddwizzard8850 🤣 😂 🤣 you wild

[@Calico-fw6li]

Bristish cigarette ​@@squiddwizzard8850

[@firstnamelastname956]

Everybody is a little gay once in a while

[@haleydubz]

Bruhhh why is this so accurate, I was waiting for the Bacardi 😂

[@elijahcota2408]

“a little bit of a slimeball”😂

[@ThinkHarderr]

the comment i was looking for

[@cewlgeechigod348]

The Henny one is HILARIOUS 😭😭

[@Sneakybear22]

" You're low on cash" Bro had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yungsnoop47]

Yo no lie, I've been abusing my health by over eating, smoking weed, drinking bad liquor, popping pills but one shot of jagermeister and I'm feeling completely different than any other drink I ever had. I feel so clear minded and numb at the same time. I stepped outside to smoke a cigarette and I just couldn't stop noticing all of life around me it was like meditation.

[@MohnishShende]

Jäger: German grandmother who likes to have a little sip before sleep.

[@u121386]

Jameson: you’re Irish

[@Ironn199er]

Jager always makes me wake up in someone’s yard

[@Brandenuzis]

Last time I had jager I pissed in a police car and got arrested for indecent exposure lol had my ass speaking German

[@minhnguyen5888]

Jager is kinda too light for my taste. He's completely true about Tequilla though, a couple of shots and slices of lime and you're ready to down the whole bottle.

[@DJRobbieTroncoRemix]

very true I know cuz it really happent to me

[@naro6477]

Figure it out dude.

[@fish578]

That’s not jager, that’s alcoholism

[@Ithot213]

I like how the only liquor the says 'You drink' is Jack Daniels

[@notforposers]

Fireball has been sued because they advertise as whiskey, but they’re actually malt liquor.

[@HHRnBcin]

Hennessy! He hit the nail on the head 😂

[@rajjaahtge1058]

A little bit of sugar in ya tank lmaooooo

[@Dushanesully]

I was waiting on that Hennessy and bro got it right wtf 😂

[@JRKing-nm7fi]

I hate to admit but yea 😅

[@Originalchili]

Yea allt of rappers drink it and popularized it years ago, personally I think courvoisier is pretty similar and you will save a few bucks

[@thebanditman5663]

Captain Morgan: If you're drinking before 12:00 you're not an alcoholic, you're just a pirate.

[@Lejeron]

Drinking some jack daniels on the rocks while watching, i dont usually drink it till i’m blackout drunk, i just enjoy a glass or two of it at night and in the evenings before bed. The taste is just wonderful, you taste the barrel of wood in which it sat for awhile along with all the flavors.

[@jimmytwo-times4394]

“A little bit of a slimeball” lmao

[@Mtoutdoorsman]

Fireball is so true ain’t had a drink of that shit since highschool, puked it up to many times 😂

[@Originalchili]

It has so much sugar

[@kellyballaro7846]

I'm 57 and although I don't do the bars anymore and haven't for years, this guy's take is spot on

[@BlrrrdFa]

Thats facts.. im a mix of jager hennessy and daniels.. and thats pretty accurate

[@JayGuttie]

Bruh why is this shit so spot on specifically with the Jack Daniel’s & Hennessey 😂

[@CupcakeDeity]

I drink anything. I like flavor though so I buy flavorful stuff if it's more affordable. Because no one drinks alcohol for the ALCOHOL flavor. We drink it to numb the pain of existence or ignore our problems till the next day. Vodka and whiskey gets the job done fine but it's expensive and tastes like ass so If I can find a good MD or Steel Reserve I get those. If not, I check for other stuff until vodka and whiskey are all I find

[@jimit.4220]

No you don't drink it for the alcohol flavor, you drink it for the other flavors that are created through fermentation, distillation or aging. Probably the only reason you're saying the stuff you're saying is because you've only had cheap beer and liquor.

[@CupcakeDeity]

i've had tastes of whiskys and wines worth over a hundred dollars a glass, they tasted good. But not as good as any juice or soda. Was it more COMPLEX? Sure. I give fuck all about complexity, though, in a similar fashion to how i give fuck all about art.@@jimit.4220 It aint that hard to admit most hard alcohol does not taste good. Also, the cheaper stuff has tasted better too. A watermelon flavored Steel Reserve tastes better than an 18 year Sazerac, mate, i dunno what else to tell you. You can accept it or not, no skin off my nose

[@furkanbozdag8198]

You drink it because you have no faith

[@CupcakeDeity]

@@furkanbozdag8198 jesus can turn water to wine so fuck you he is an alcoholic too

[@pro-socialsociopath769]

I obviously don't care about the alcohol taste, but I absolutely love the burn you feel while consuming anything high-proof by itself. I looove the burn, getting tipsy is just a side-effect. I would literally drink something that doesn't even get you drunk if only it could adequately simulate the burn of something strong. :)

[@jovonlewis-xh8mb]

Bro that hennesy fact he said was a BAR respect 😎

[@zacksmith5618]

After puking my guts out from Goldschläger, im sticking with the fruity drinks. I cant even chew Big Red gum without gagging.

[@matthewreilly3652]

Its like hes crossed eyed but not

[@Brandenuzis]

I got sick as fuck from rumple minze when I was 19 and still to this day mint anything makes me gag violently. I have to use unflavored tooth paste. Not the regular spearmint or menthol shit.

[@JeniOnly]

The Jose Cuervo is lowkey true, I went from drinking through the holiday’s to drinking by myself in my room. Had to quit before it got worse! I had fun though lol 😂😭

[@codymetz8689]

Jäger: Your a metalhead

[@chrisram5689]

Jim Beam spot on 👍

[@charliebaker1427]

Lmao damn i just like how smooth and not trashy tasting goose is for mixed drinks

[@stonerplus1]

My grandfather drank a 5th of Jim Beam on the weekends!

[@garrett3698]

Well, I feel good about me and my jåger.

[@Popcorx]

What does it even taste like

[@garrett3698]

@@Popcorx licorice and bad choices

[@tsoii]

Jäger not jåger å and ä are completely different letters

[@Steambull1]

Go-to when I started drinking (age 17-18): Jägermeister, which was also the first drink I ordered in a bar. Go- to when I stopped drinking (age 22-23): Johnnie Walker Red, or just any single malt when ordering in a bar.

[@richardsholly5329]

This guy's spot on 😂😂😂 Bro I'm done, I'm drinking the Vladimir right now

[@aayushanand7295]

Dude just mentioned an articulated list of the best drinks in the world. I'm drunk on 19 glasses of militay level solid ass whisky every day coz of this! Thanks for making my life a misery

[@StephenMills-c8b]

I consistently drank that flavored smirnoff through out high school since it was just mid. Didnt have to worry about breaking the bank but it was a hell of a lot better than Heaven and Hill Vodka. Or any other cheap vodka. Everyone would get their own bottle and get thrashed.

[@catalan500_8]

The Jager got me questioning this list’s legitimacy lol

[@gilbertoescamilla1662]

Yooo I'm drinking Hennessey as we speak and he's right

[@kingsharkll5545]

What u drinkin rn

[@Spike84]

@@kingsharkll5545 semen

[@ReDevil_999]

Bro roasted smirnoff💀

[@JesusGarcia-en3pj]

I’ve been drinking bourbon for a while… just got into Hennessy. I like the sherry flavor. Its a good alternative to Macallan and more available at bars.

[@Henry_117-u3u]

I drink to take my pain away i just havent been myself lately because im missing love its so hard for me to love too because im ugly.

[@deleteduser1266]

no alcohol: youre making the right decisions

[@arkad6329]

Honestly; all of them are for the same people as the fireball. If you have more refined tastes, you’ll find yourself a nice local whiskey and appreciate the taste… if you don’t have anything local; a Makers Mark will do just fine, also… Try a nice Rye whiskey(Redemption, is a decent start)

[@CommentorX]

Seven years sober.

[@terrywilson1119]

That jose cuervo one was way too true 😂

[@R41ph3a7b6]

How true. Edit: But what does "a little too much sugar in your tank" mean?

[@stinkymart3173]

Just creative

[@Lupo32]

Hint * if put sugar in your cars gas tank it won't run .

[@XxlilgavinxX]

Shit I enjoy henny tbh even though I come from an upper middle/lower upper class background 😭😭😭

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

Cultural appropriation, lol jk jk

[@andyfrndi6140]

Gray goose is spot on 😂😂😂😂

[@lucax2300]

Spot on with the Jack for me, minus the bar fights. Too many ways of getting hurt by unorthodox means : the counter, some glass, the floor, running into or accidentally hitting other peiple, etc.

[@YesIAmDavid]

Well as a jaeger drinker, I’m not a country boy, and we don’t own a ranch. I just like the flavour of alcohol infused cough syrup for some reason

[@rosieweeks7664]

Fun fact: I DRINK EVERYTHING!!!

[@machiavellllia]

Yukon Jack: You’re insane

[@liamjenkins1500]

Dude looks like hes roughly 30,000 years behind in evolution

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

Malibu Coconut: You’re a bit beachy.

[@taaaybands4375]

Crown royal description spot on

[@vizisolutions]

Grey goose has been my go to the past decade. I aint never had money though lmao

[@Stellarspace95]

Im still dazzled by fireball 😂 that shit is good

[@StupidDamDummy]

That fireball for underage people was damn near spot on. I remember before i turned 21 i tried to steal one from the gas station counter. The dude popped outta nowhere and caught me, he said PUT that shit back! 😂😂😂

[@747WaysTheLabel]

Yea u def ona fireball 😎🙌🔥🔥

[@kevinbenitez8540]

Keep doing what you’re doing big dawg

[@MorphoRTX]

why do you look like a guilty child when you talk

[@ciscolopez3936]

That peach crown just hits different 👌

[@BigOTheRapper97]

Jäger: I feel like the hillbilly with a banjo

[@CollinMarsden-js9gy]

I like that I’m a Jim beam drinker. I work a lot and drink a lot and love the lord and our country.

[@_YohAsakura_]

LOL. I gotta agree. Nice one getting them on point and some of them somewhat right. Crown Royal, Henny and Jack for me and some Jim for my boy that likes it👍

[@thatdude9625]

I agree with Jim Beam

[@allgoodtoday829]

Big corporate and big banks hate the counrry boys that kno how to survive, its more difficult or impossible to control those who r self sufficient and can survive independently without needing them to do so

[@summertimeadventures3518]

Me right now as a kid: 👁️👄👁️ ok so I know what to drink when I’m 21

[@Ruben2Lit]

Do illegal moonshine next

[@marcuscarlson2788]

as someone who drinks pink Whitney, I am new to drinking and indeed male (I just turned 21 like 2 months)

[@zakkmylde1712]

I cant look at a bottle of Vlad without gagging from an incident in high school and I'm almost 33.

[@schuppsi1154]

BarCadi and Jäger are the best for sure

[@hordegaming4771]

Smirnoff to me is basic vodka, what you'll most likely get when asking for vodka mixed with anything in the UK, as for my favourite? Johnnie Walker. That's a man's drink a proper Scotch

[@leeroyc4148]

America's education system on display

[@MarioPerez-ko3tx]

This is like the horoscopes of liquor 😂😂 i thought i seen it all

[@The_Bourbon_Tater]

The most accurate yet! 🤣🤣🤣 🥃👈

[@hypelock1474]

Vladimir and Everclear, never fear, it steers you clear from trouble far and trouble near🍻

[@Zeke-gosy44]

Ain’t nothing smoother than crown royal😂

[@stylzeswift9705]

One word.... Remarkable....But also truthful...

[@stonystarkindustries]

never seen this facial expression so young . always wondered where it came from

[@ohnobro4760]

Crown royal one made me think of trailer park boys for some reason 😂

[@soft.nd.golden]

Why is this so accurate

[@rolie25]

What, no Captain?!

[@firstlast8258]

Your a pirate a butt pirate probably

[@user-ye6hw5hw2i]

The Hennessey hit different

[@Huele.polvodemoniado]

This guy… you buy one beer. You have no say in this conversation 😂

[@kjc3693]

I drink Jack and I don’t watch anything except my fists flying around the bar scene.

[@julianmiranda8965]

I hate how Hennessy gets such a bad reputation so much history in that brand

[@Tessa_Wolf_]

I usually drink the 50% blue labelled Smirnoff vodka straight shots.

[@bankrupt_batman]

This was mostly accurate. I just think the Jager one was wrong. I think Jager should be the bar fight liquor, and wild turkey is for hunters. Still got a laugh out of me, though. Great deductions. I would know. I'm batman. (I'm a Jager drinker)

[@raphael.cavalcanti3301]

What about Laphroaig 10 CS smuggled illegally to my country because it's forbidden to sell anything over 54%?

[@CourtneyTyeryar]

Hennessy was so accurate ❤

[@noahlee1785]

Personally any vodka tastes good if you sip on it long enough but I have to say its a mistake trying to drink some everclear without watering it down ive tried and i still regret

[@melissasolinski2614]

Jd in my 20s and jim bean in my 30s. Spot on

[@shanko9343]

The Hennesy opinion is spot on 😂

[@davidgarza3860]

If a video screamed "im projecting! And i keep sugar in MY tank!" Maybe im projecting... Lol

[@lildrake2519]

Fireball one is spot on

[@jovonlewis-xh8mb]

Dudes on point 🤙

[@chrishill9707]

That crown royal peach is the last thing I had before being locked up 💀