WHAT WERE FREDDIE MERCURY'S FINAL WORDS?

#Celebrity #LastWords #Game
What were the final words of your favourite celebrities, including Freddie Mercury from Queen? Find out on Digitiser Deluxe - featuring Mr Biffo, Paul Gannon, and Sanja, plus special guests Chris Jerden Cooke and Sooz Kempner! The winners receive a luxury memorial!
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[@vexphoenix]

Lovely to have Chris on finally! Really loved the ballad of sir Clive and felt he fit in really well :D great work from everyone involved as usual, love these deluxe eps (still love the regular ones too!), great demented comedy xD

[@SmoothEmJay]

Any digitiser episode with Sanya is an instant win from me :D

[@JimBlimey]

I'm going to have the Ballad of Sir Clive in my head for the next week again :|

[@EggBastion]

*_O H H Y E A H_*

[@Eight-Bit-Kit]

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do" - Oscar Wilde "I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's a record" - Dylan Thomas R.I.P. Eli, hope the death clears up soon

[@MissingDataNull]

With Eli, Paul and Sanja dead, I think it is the perfect time for Fat Sow and Beanus to steal the spotlight with "Digitiser: Pork & Beans".

[@martinlynn4733]

Eli died for our noodles but on the friday he rose again

[@Digitiser]

Actually, on THIS Thursday he'll rise again.

[@martinlynn4733]

@@Digitiser awesome 😎👍

[@JOHNFAARNHAM]

The new format of Digitiser is so fresh . It’s natural and surprising...really loving it. Every video is unexpected , the content is funny and the vibe is like putting on a comfortable pair of slippers . Well done guys

[@JOHNFAARNHAM]

I mean the old format was great too.....but I never know what to expect every episode now. The whole cast is charming as can be

[@turnbull832]

Its interesting how biffo buried Gannon with his wife. Paul's like a family pet at this point.

[@tipi5586]

Bork bork, i hate trump, bork bork. Yea, family dogs will kill your following online. Unless they're cute. Paul ain't.

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

You were strangely apt at 20:28 by picking Guillermo del Toro for the depiction of Chris, not just because of the visual similarities, but because Guillermo actually plays a character called "Deadman" in Death Stranding, so it all fits in incredibly well! Also! I'd like my final words to be "I've hidden 200 million pounds in the..." and then die.

[@RFC3514]

Missed a good opportunity to use GabeN, though.

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

@@RFC3514 Gay Ben could have worked too! Half Life ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

[@theartistformerlyknownassh9534]

17:55 lmao Sooz is great and possibly a witch/possessed, that reaction was almost too instant.

[@stevemorrey6401]

Fun Fact: Alright, maybe not fun, Irrelevant Fact: When I was a Bus Driver on the 11s in London I almost ran over Adam Faith twice near his flat on the corner of Beaufort Street and King's Road. In fact most of us at the garage had almost run him over. How that sod managed to make whatever age he did with his road sense astounds me.

[@ubertoaster99]

Amazing!

[@Digitiser]

This is a good anecdote.

[@nameless5413]

Everybody has to die, why not say something profound ... like "Gazpacho soup"?

[@Digitiser]

But how will you know when it's time?

[@nameless5413]

@@Digitiser i believe it was George Carlin who explained we get 2 minute warning .) (yes he did so in jest i know) Regardless i would've let you know but alas i am not dead so i do not know.

[@lewissalter3137]

Love love love every thing about digitiser deluxe. The weekend now starts Thursday evening.

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Lewis!

[@RolexTharsus]

You got my all time favourite famous last words from Mr Faith in there! Another great deluxe episode

[@samanderson5762]

I enjoyed the the creative handling of the camera woe!

[@Digitiser]

I'm glad. It was a pain in the arse.

[@BloodrealmX]

The only one of the execution methods I didn't remember was the Roman Candle. If I recall correctly, the Brazen Bull and Blood Eagle were more _theoretically_ designed torture and execution methods and don't have hard evidence of them actually being put into practice historically due to being impractical for time and/or resources, much like the Iron Maiden.

[@logarithmix]

george mackay as paul gannon, ive been thinking about it for a month and yes they look alike

[@SoozUK]

Right, I thought Mr Biffo had used a photo of me in the reconstruction bit and made it all black and white and couldn't figure out which photo of me it was. Just realised it was Patty Hearst.

[@CJJC]

Biffo went with my suggestions for the lookalikes of you, Gannon and me.

[@Digitiser]

I did!

[@Balasca]

I can't believe Eli changed Paul's watch

[@Digitiser]

Hah!

[@lsjuko]

fantastic episode guys

[@Digitiser]

Thank you!

[@strongcoffee7]

I laughed so much at the use of Belinda Carlisle and Charlie Brooker and I am not sure why ….

[@acidarrow]

Hah, I easily knew all the torture/execution methods and weird deaths from my research. My perfectly normal research I might add.

[@The1whoseektheunknow]

Why my historian cap on, i agree to this. Perfectly normal and not at all weird research.

[@catonthehowlingmoonrecords9529]

That intro was absurdly hilarious, haha :)

[@catonthehowlingmoonrecords9529]

Eli is dead.... Hmmm... I sense a Fat Sow interjection on the horizon.

[@catonthehowlingmoonrecords9529]

I stand corrected... I imagine she would have said something like this... "RIGHT! YOU'VE GOT A FACE LIKE A GLOOMY WELSH MONUMENT ON A GREY AND FOREBODING DAY!"

[@Digitiser]

Rest assured, Eli has risen again...

[@catonthehowlingmoonrecords9529]

@@Digitiser Can't keep a good man down. Hope you are all well, sir.

[@richiefearn4214]

Omg I’m sorry Mr Biffo I’m stealing that funeral piece at the end for my funeral that was funny you masterful legend 🤣

[@Digitiser]

You're welcome!

[@The-Underbaker]

Is it weird that I knew the majority of the answers for rounds 2 and 3?

[@Soopytwist]

I find it utterly tragic that Freddie's last words were "Pee Pee". Had he had is wherewithal as he passed he could have said "Goodbye everybody, I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth".

[@ahandsomefridge]

I've heard Radio Peepee is going to be Freddy Mercuries next post-mortem hitsingle.

[@botulismsauce]

Really a+ material

[@Digitiser]

Thanking you!

[@BobMonkeypimp]

What'll I do? When you are far away and skies are blue What'll I do? When I'm alone With only dreams of you and I am blue What'll I do? Nice that you had Lesley Joseph on the show.

[@AcornElectron]

Content consisting of what could be considered consistently consistent content..... Obviously some people think it's weird. Well it's not YOU'RE WEIRD Keep up the good work fellas and all ☺️

[@richiefearn4214]

Some times you have to embrace the weird ,because weird is wonderful 👍😉

[@Digitiser]

We can't NOT be weird, alas...

[@ReEnthused]

Wonderous chaos

[@ohnoitschris]

I did pretty well in the first part, nailed questions #1,2,3 and 5, but then fell flat on my face on the rest

[@Kumimono]

I'm creeped out. Not by the dead-y dead-deads, but when team name Ogre Battle was mentioned, a tune from said said game was playing from my stereo. :o

[@Digitiser]

:-o

[@SpeccyHorace]

"Barry from Spain" Eli would have loved that rubbish, haha.

[@c.l.7525]

Yay Mrs. Biffo is back!

[@Digitiser]

Yes she is. Well spotted!

[@c.l.7525]

@@Digitiser Yes, I'm good like that.

[@brianartillery]

You'd have to go a long way to better Margaret Thatcher's: "I can see oceans. Oceans of flame, and feel their heat." Or Philosopher Bertrand Russell's immortal: "Mother, I've shit the bed!" Hard to beat, both of them. The only thing to worry about is a priapic inability to close a coffin lid.

[@anumeon]

I was half expecting heaven to have an Eli at the end there.. :D

[@Digitiser]

He's back this week.

[@RichJohn]

You should sell the 'digital funeral' clip at the end, could make yourself a fortune! I that would look fairly good at my funeral, although people might ask why I needed two caskets.

[@Digitiser]

Spare one for your shoes.

[@user-dg8rw9eu1x]

I am going to continue to think Freddie said , "Phoebe" because Peter Freestone was said to be at his bedside when he passed. Freddie's nickname for Peter was "Phoebe." That makes for sense to me.

[@lunarmagoo]

Sooz 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@glenmcculla6843]

LOL RIP yor wiv da angles now.

[@sirkowski]

Patty Hearst lol

[@DarthPerkins]

My mother's last words were "What are you doing with that pillow?".

[@ohnoitschris]

>cameras all died a minute after talking about burning Christians 🤔

[@johntgw]

Despite it not offending me in the slightest, I thought it was quite funny how they proved they'd insult any religion by avoiding mentioning any other 'sensitive' religions ;-)

[@CadillacHobo]

@@johntgw They're british, insulting other religions will get them arrested.

[@johntgw]

@@CadillacHobo To be fair, they are clearly joking and mean no offence to anyone or any group. Having said that, though, you are probably right that, in theory at least, in the UK you could be in trouble for insulting certain religions on camera.

[@Gambit771]

@@johntgw Sooz did seem to be offended on behalf of Jews as soon as Roald Dahl was mentioned

[@johntgw]

@@Gambit771 Ha ha, yes - it's a bit like me pointing out how brave my political satire is and then abusing Boris Johnson.

[@DarthPerkins]

I watched 'Bohemian Rhapsody' at a friend's house on Christmas Day; he asked why I was leaving early and I said I was going while it was still a happy ending, before he got his test results.

[@SkeletonDanceParty]

Jack Daniels died of blood poisoning from kicking his safe he couldn't get open one morning.

[@RFC3514]

Dali's last words should probably be translated as "where's my watch?", not "clock" (it's the same word, in Spanish).

[@Digitiser]

Oh, DALI!

[@Symbioticism]

Missing Eli madly

[@Digitiser]

He's back this week!!!!

[@Symbioticism]

@@Digitiser My bleeding heart can rest easy. Will light a candle and sing sad songs until his return.

[@trevorrandom]

Deluxe death quiz

[@wazmanmarsh]

At 19:45 looks like you are thinking of beans!!!

[@mikeburgess6153]

Sooz needs to be on every episode.

[@Digitiser]

Glad you enjoy her. More Sooz next week.

[@CJJC]

I’ve come back to this after a few months and seeing me and Sooz next to each other it’s hard to believe we’re members of the same species. It’s an eye-boggling comparison.

[@mattwinter2654]

cant believe they didnt do scaphism

[@mathieuleader8601]

Oscar Wilde commented about the duel to death of wallpapers

[@Infamousuk]

Why does that gentleman look like Gabe Newell? You said you was getting away from the video games .. what's going on???

[@CJJC]

I hereby confirm Half-Life 3.

[@jasonsalisbury7965]

@@CJJC sending this to Kotaku on Thursday

[@adamdenby1282]

Whos eles going to have that epic song stuck in head lol

[@Digitiser]

Job done.

[@dannynewey4056]

CJC sounds EXACTLY the same as Larry Bundy! 😊

[@dannynewey4056]

*Jr. Lol

[@ohnoitschris]

I'd like to see more Larry on Digitiser

[@DarthPerkins]

Was Sooz a Bonnie Tyler tribute act?

[@jasonsalisbury7965]

#GetBentDali

[@Cranilla13]

Chris Cooke did "Sir Clive Sinclair" song?

[@Digitiser]

Yep. He sung it, played and wrote the music.

[@DarthPerkins]

My last words will be "...AND I'M TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME!"

[@Sheathking]

Did Chris write "Hair Eater" by Liver & Onions? It's my favourite.

[@CJJC]

I’m glad you enjoy it! (I didn’t write that one)

[@Jaws19show]

Also, did you use Patty Hearst as Sooz's stand in???

[@Digitiser]

Yeah! I basically used people others have said we look all like. Personally, I think Sooz is the only one that's kind of accurate.

[@Jaws19show]

@@Digitiser Patty Hearst is a very niche lookalike 😁

[@begulamemes2555]

Freddie was so sick 🤵🏻‍♂️

[@johntgw]

Some good (almost) apophasis in this one :-D

[@Digitiser]

I looked that word up, and I still don't understand.

[@crispysteve42]

Well while we have Chris and Biffo roaming the comments section it seems like a good time to ask, are there still plans to release the Found Footage soundtrack?

[@crispysteve42]

@Lockjaw Emporium oh, hey man! always nice to see someone I recognise in the comments section of one of my favourite things

[@CJJC]

It’s not a no.

[@Digitiser]

It's not a no.

[@Jaws19show]

RIP eli. Wiv da angles

[@masdawg]

Thoughts and Prayers

[@MikeStavola]

I have that watch (in glow in the dark) and "get stupid" is the default word scroll. And it's terrible.

[@jasonsalisbury7965]

Would it count if you farted so hard that you gave yourself a heart attack? I mean, sure it's a technicality but I think it might count.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Elvis had a stillborn twin

[@Digitiser]

Elvis had a stillborn twin... Doo-dah! Doo-dah!

[@HesterLeveret]

I learned about every single one of those awful execution methods at a very young age and I wish I bloody hadn't.

[@illmnts]

Wait til you hear about Scapism

[@HesterLeveret]

@@illmnts Unpleasant!

[@mathieuleader8601]

the gums have no gingervitis

[@Sweaty_Ken]

More otters please

[@Digitiser]

Fox not good enough for you?

[@Sweaty_Ken]

@@Digitiser No, only otters. Always otters.

[@adachezero]

More Sanja please. Heaps more.

[@Digitiser]

Yeah, yeah. You'll get lots more.

[@DarthPerkins]

Obviously Aram Faith wouldn't knock Channel Four...they showed re-runs of 'Budgie'.

[@Bowerprods2011]

Best Digi Ever definitely didn't get bored to death :)

[@Digitiser]

Result!

[@strongcoffee7]

Make the funeral piece adaptable (maybe for one or the whole family!) for jolly alternative virtual funerals when we are all dead from pandemic nightmares.. when really I've been eaten by foxes in my front garden as I have run out of toilet roll...but want to make an effort...could we also have an atheist version..just black.. and an agnostic version where instead of God there is maybe a jaunty owl?

[@peterdoa1]

high body count durring you production judging by the open credits

[@Digitiser]

Yeah, we're quite accident-prone.

[@markpitt5248]

I for one will mourn the death Eli, the true talent of Digitiser. By the way was he a Christian?

[@Digitiser]

No, we just burnt him anyway.

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@lmpst7915 Oh yeah! As far as I can tell from Cheapshow, he and Paul are atheists. Not sure if Eli's parents' cult had a specific god or if it was more like OG Buddhism where it was just a guru talking about spiritual stuff. I wish I could remember which episode he name-dropped the leader in. I think it was a more recent one with a guest ...

[@SoozUK]

@@mastermarkus5307 I was the guest.

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@SoozUK Cool, so it WAS that one! Check out Cheapshow Episode 146: Sonic Showcase Showdown more Sooz as well as a peak into Eli's backstory!

[@thekelvingreen]

YOU DIDN'T INTRODUCE GANNON. HE MUST BE FUMING. Also hashtag geekgasm, I notice you used the original Warhammer font in your round titles! (Yes, I know it was used in other places too, probably before Warhammer, but to me it's the Warhammer font, so there.) #famouslastwords - one of my housemates at university had an ancestor who was "famous" for being the first person ever killed by a train. Apparently he was more or less sliced in half and his last words were not, as you might expect, "YEEEEAAARRGHHH!" but rather "Sir, I fear I have met my death." I knew four of the five execution methods, so that makes me only 80% murderous psychopath. Although the four I knew were the really nasty ones, so maybe 80% is 100% in this case.

[@Digitiser]

I did introduce him, I just cut it out. He gets an intro, along with Eli, in the titles!

[@thekelvingreen]

@@Digitiser you cut his intro? That's even worse! Gannon's gonna get ya!

[@AurochsHorn]

Who was sooz’s deep fake?

[@Digitiser]

Patty Hearst!

[@TheIndulged1]

Not going to lie that fox is distracting, I nearly got OCD. Still great game Gloria Gaynor's last words I will survive zombie Gloria, love the song I was a embalmer as a teen, quit because girl's found it creepy, yet still look at gravy diffently

[@neilgrundy]

Should I or, for that matter, anyone else be worried that I knew all those forms of execution?

[@Digitiser]

We're only slightly worried.

[@smacksalad]

KZbin for the aged always starts with a comment about how uncomfortable the chairs are. Still, musnt grumble.

[@Digitiser]

We're catering to an elderly audience.

[@smacksalad]

@@Digitiser There is catering?

[@markjempson6608]

#ONEBIGBEAN

[@Digitiser]

#Beans

[@markjempson6608]

#browns

[@mathieuleader8601]

Death Quiz the be all and end all of psychocomps

[@smacksalad]

Sorry for your loss. Would you like a pen?

[@Digitiser]

To put in the coffin?

[@smacksalad]

@@Digitiser I think a pencil case would probably be more convenient.

[@AcornElectron]

Quick one for Chris because I’m a nosey t£&t. Psoriasis? If so...... cosentyx. It’s crazy effective as long as you don’t mind trading 5 years of life and monthly self injection.

[@CJJC]

It’s exactly that and I appreciate the recommendation. Currently I’m largely on top of it but I’ll write that down in my notebook.

[@AcornElectron]

CJJC it’s honestly been like magic for me. Went from skin patches on elbows, knees, scalp covered, psoriatic arthritis in joints for 25 years to zero evidence it ever existed in a few months. It’s expensive but it’s available on the NHS.

[@CJJC]

Retro Jeegee Thanks so much for this.

[@brianm6337]

So- can I have the winner's crap?

[@Digitiser]

The funeral?

[@oedipism386]

And you guys call Larry an edge lord...!

[@Digitiser]

We're Edge KINGS.

[@DarthPerkins]

If I was in the Brazen Bull, I'd spoil everybody's fun by making sheep noises.

[@glenmcculla6843]

Spot on, Anthony.

[@indiaalphanovember8217]

Here's a thought... WTF

[@Digitiser]

Good thought.

[@happyotter9]

Damn I love cheesy intros.

[@GTArajgaming]

killed by a disembodied head you say?...... death was a head of it's time

[@illmnts]

I met a guy in hospital who got infected from punching someone in the face and catching his teeth. In a time before antibiotics I could see that being fatal.

[@squits]

Spectacular, I like God

[@vegoutwithvegge]

Wonder if people have thought Biffo's wife was his Daughter and that's why he always introduces her as "My Wife" in every video.

[@Digitiser]

"Ha ha"

[@Doiknowyou566]

Everybody’s talking over everyone else..

[@Digitiser]

Yeah, we do that to irritate you.

[@DarthPerkins]

George Michael's last words were "Destroy the paperwork and tell everyone it was natural causes".

[@Digitiser]

Perkins! Comment less, please, or wait until you've watched the whole vid and collate your comments into one mega-comment.

[@DarthPerkins]

@@Digitiser In future I'll itemise them in bullet points according to how funny they are; not funny at all at the top ranging to simply offensive at the bottom. Is this Biffo? Is your OCD going off whenever the little bell rings and you have to read the comment? Honestly, you're like Pavlov's KZbinr.

[@smartdonald6481]

I hate this thumbail

[@evadigiovanni2629]

I kinda thought it was a little disrespectful

[@andyc6542]

@@evadigiovanni2629 Get a life. Disrespectful? Some people are offended over the most inane, pointless things.

[@justaguygettinby2140]

I mean, Gannon's like sugar in a roast dinner at this point.

[@Digitiser]

What does that mean?

[@justaguygettinby2140]

Just my personal feeling in that I love the cheapshow shtick, and have nothing against it at all, but with the new digi direction and how it feels to me (very subjective I know) that style of humor can come across as a bit jarring. But please, view this comment as one fools feedback, and not a nasty troglodyte poke in the eye. :)

[@Digitiser]

No, don't worry. I honestly just didn't know what you meant! Gannon's going to remain a part of Digi for as long as he wants to, because I enjoy messing around with him, and he makes me laugh. I think our eps are a sum of the different personalities involved. For me, the chemistry that's there with all the people we've had on these Deluxe eps - including Sooz and Ash - is the best this channel has ever been. You're going to have to continue putting up with me in every ep, but Gannon will still be there in most of them. For me, when he's at his silly and surreal best, I rely on him to make up for my relative lack of experience as a performer!

[@justaguygettinby2140]

@@Digitiser And this, good sir, is why I follow and appreciate the work that all of you do. Onto the next!