What White People Say To Brown People Reversed

What White People Say to Brown People and if it was Reversed
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[@calebtimes453]

"Soo do you like have 20 boyfriends......"

[@whiteeagle7831]

i always talk to white people who i think are racists like this i flip the game bruh PS : im arab

[@LittlePunjabiKid]

Same, why put up with it, at least they can face the same issues thrown back at them and make them think and reliaze before they continue on... lol

[@Sahib659]

White Eagle we need to be friends

[@whataway8180]

White people? If you call us white then by the same respect, you are brown, not Arab. Ps: I'm German-American btw. Yeah?

[@RumbledKoala]

Taqiyya is dark and full of taharrush no he didn't justify anything, he corrected him, white eagle generalised all white skinned people as white, so he said that generalising brown people as brown shouldn't technically be racist, if he generalised all white skins as white

[@fazalsayyed6169]

are your parents divorced 😂😂😂😂😂

[@akidinafrica6924]

Idk but that is so typical for white people and their family status. lol rip to nuclear family structure

[@ryashaum]

damn

[@slushiev132]

Hey i can assure you im white and i dislike mcdonalds........ never said i dont lime tacobell tho

[@comradeuro4255]

Fazal Sayyed I think they meant "black"

[@comradeuro4255]

Wait no, that would be "have you ever met your father"

[@prasty1486]

I am half Indian, half french and I live in France, once someone asked me why I didn’t had the "red dot on my forehead"... they thought it was natural.

[@Nijilove78]

sent ☠️☠️ can’t believe someone thinks the bindi is natural ✋🏾

[@prasty1486]

jk • 전국아 yeah that’s stupid

[@Peacemaker-96]

Oh

[@sussykanyeballs176]

Many Indian women wear it. But only if they wish to. He/she probably thought that was normal after watching bollywood movies.

[@Ask35720]

What the fuck..haha..pimple bindis.

[@aleesham6604]

“So do your parents like, not care?” hahahahaha

[@God-T]

Taking piss_out of white people 🤣🤣 completely normal.. Taking the piss on another culture... 😨😨 racism.. 😂 Right?

[@14DANESSJ]

@@God-T Depends... Some white people are sensitive af

[@mocto647]

@@God-T that's not the point of the video. They aren't saying that racism is ok. They're saying that things some white people say would be strange if Indians said it.

[@mannyokafor4609]

@@God-T bruh the white people where saying it to the brown people. im a conservative trump supporter, i think ur confused

[@SanilJadhav711]

@@God-T Nice, you missed the whole point of the fucking video

[@valm5363]

"So do white girls ever settle down" IM DEAD

[@slasher3428]

Oh yeah yeah

[@krytietv1684]

Oh shit she's dead

[@mrcrazychickengaming7918]

Lol but most do settle down

[@hemskywalker7924]

Mr Crazy Chicken Gaming you mean settle down several times..... Lol

[@hemskywalker7924]

@Telive Qwenton Yup.... except little girls.

[@icollectstuff8677]

Me and my Indian friend are always super racist to each other. Its a good time.

[@meghanachauhan9380]

Omg no you lacist!! 😧😨😧😨😧😨😨😨

[@oleum5589]

That’s true friendship 😂

[@datwhiteboi6256]

I heard a story online about how two friends one was white and one was black thay were making racist jokes towards each other and then someone else overheard it and reported it in, the white guy got kicked out of the college

[@julianne1066]

Dat White Boi Oh. Oh! No.

[@nagys36snn]

Dat White Boi well, in glad i don't study in the us

[@orangetoes223]

“Do your parents just not care?” Yes. The answer is yes.

[@meghanachauhan9380]

Oooof intensifies

[@chadpowell1832]

Letting you know that a random stranger on the internet cares :)

[@user-px8lu4wp6e]

Ooooffff

[@amiused2157]

Asian version: “Omg you’re 29????!!!! You look so young” Reversed: “omg you’re only 29????!!!! You look so old”

[@billbertboyce324]

Are you feeling okay? This very video features asians. I assume you mean east asians

[@experienceexperte3096]

@DIGITAL east asian is different from asian ... asian means everyone in asian ... east asian is yellow people (racist term but it's so that you know the difference)

[@navijha122]

@@JV-dr1ti how so? out of genuine curiosity. And also why the need for being snarky?

[@Nick-dr4ec]

East asian version: omg are you Chinese?

[@judsonbonneville6685]

ARR ME LUCKY CHARMS POTATO POTATO POTATO

[@sjhorton1184]

I died laughing!

[@graciegj63]

Judson Bonneville I'm Irish and I thought that was hilarious.

[@alexisjankowski3281]

I loved it! And I love Lucky Charms!

[@conorl9305]

Judson Bonneville I'm Irish and I'm not a snowflake so I'm not offended

[@hugh6025]

I thought lucky charms were an American thing, I've never seen them here

[@mosipd]

You know what's funny? In India, this is exactly what Indian people do when they see a white person. There are always those types of people in every culture, and depending on what culture you're currently in, those are the questions you're gonna get.

[@squidbad]

@Mr. Thanos the predators hunter thanks, I've always wanted to be told I'm like a pink elephant

[@ohyeahyeahyeah8396]

How to offend a Black Person - So, which field your grandfather used to work?

[@squidbad]

I find it hard to get offended by being told that I'm at fault for something my great grandfather may or may not have done

[@ElMagnifico0709]

@@ArcticZombie How do you know that ? Oh, right.. cuz the version history your ancestors wrote is the most legitimate one there is ? Your ancestors tried to brush it under the rug, but could never brush their shoulders off. Neither can you.

[@laughable6650]

mosipd That’s the joke, idiot.

[@IsabelleBoiten]

‘I lOVE JESUS!!!’ Lmaooo

[@cupcakesbiggestfan7954]

Glad I’m not the only one who found that the funniest 😂 😂

[@sameerwahabshamimchowdhury8647]

Lmao.

[@negativeiqpoints396]

This is our oil now

[@experienceexperte3096]

Yeah, Jesus is love son of God and humanity why wouldn't everyone love him 😊

[@billa9034]

"This is OUR oil now" The USA wants to know ur location.

[@ALRIGHTYTHEN.]

If you have oil, we already know your location. We’ll be by later to take that mess off your hands.

[@ALRIGHTYTHEN.]

Yeah, unfortunately ASSHOLE was already taken.

[@vaskedagame880]

i tought u were gonna say soviet athem plays... *SOVIET ATHEM PLAYS*

[@sarthak8810]

LMAOOOOO SOOOO GOOD

[@dungeonmaster7974]

Britain: my island

[@ButterMango]

'i love bland food' I LOST IT LOOOOOL

[@saneelahaseeb8375]

I swearrrr

[@thinkgreenlovepurple]

same! best line!

[@alexk7425]

ButterMango white food is still better though haha

[@joycedunnell3182]

'ketchup adds sooo much flavored!' I died......lol

[@unaizakhakoo2294]

thinkgreenlovepurple I will always and forever love desi food better cause it has FLAVORRR

[@darkhawk1979]

"I love Jesus! Hyuk yuk yuk!" Gold!

[@YoungLinkk]

'Murica!

[@angelstarfire]

Lol yea

[@JackMeoff46]

darkhawk1979 *THIS IS OUR OIL NOW*

[@palmchika13marycharry9]

*when i buy pizza i totally eat it with a fork and knife* 😂😂😂

[@heygirl6386]

i actually do that when its too hot to touch or too messy with my bare hands. life hack!!

[@shepherdlavellen3301]

I actually do when I'm back in China

[@user-dz4pb2ll3k]

@@shepherdlavellen3301 cuz yall chinese are white wannabes so its not surprising

[@lukebircharchive3833]

Fun fact: That's how they eat pizza in France.

[@shadowllght]

@@user-dz4pb2ll3k You're special aren't you. Cutting the pizza into 1/8th is an American thing. Italians eat it with fork and knife. You're a "white wannabee" either way like this

[@ShouryaMusica]

I like the way that every brown person has to be Indian.

[@dontwastetimeyouarelosingr8172]

They maybe arabs , iranaian , srilankan , pakistani , bangladeshi

[@dontwastetimeyouarelosingr8172]

@Smokey Smith Mexicans looks like indian 🙄 original Mexicans

[@dontwastetimeyouarelosingr8172]

@Mister Master, Slapper of Ass but they are racially brown means they can be white but their race is brown

[@dontwastetimeyouarelosingr8172]

@Mister Master, Slapper of Ass original middle eastern are brown but now they are mixed

[@vishwajeetnandyaduraj4804]

@Alannah T But aren't punjabi and tamil Indians. It's like calling Indians Asians.

[@anunkash5185]

this is like what buzzfeed tries to do, but epicly fails at.

[@zynix3698]

Being racist while pretending not to be?

[@hosni2]

ZyniX 36 *stereotypical

[@abandonedmushroom2535]

Trueee

[@zynix3698]

​@ШИРИШ Racism is caused by ignorance.

[@rippedreaper7279]

"Do white girls ever settle down?" - Best Line Ever

[@sebastianll3783]

so true!

[@lss922]

+Ginsuma Married women who wanna "party with the girls" are in dire need of a little bit of the good old slap-in-the-fuckin-face medicine administered by their husbands. Stay at home with your families you fuckwits. Grown ass men who go to discos and such are just as despicable.

[@AtrumMixer]

Actually most married women in first world countries need a night out with the girls just like married men need a night out with the boys. Raising a family takes a lot of energy and parents will have to recharge from time to time in order to refuel their individual side. The other cultures you mention are male dominated and none individual based. That means a woman who spends time outside her home without her husband is seen as legit sexual prey because she's breaking the societal norm.

[@davidwalz94]

The Invictus One Indeed, it made me pause and giggle

[@rippedreaper7279]

Andrew Olson​ I have better things to do in life than find a fake profile picture. I'm 22 years old and been working out bodybuilding and mma since I was 14, but thats irrelevant in this topic of white girls never settling, I fucked so many of them to a point that I just don't give a shit about them anymore (like eating the same food over and over and eventually getting bored of it) I pass them to black guys now 😂

[@shahilh]

*Quotes a line from the video* *Gets 1.6k likes*

[@lonewolf202]

@Maltodextrin while you have three, I can count too

[@Marqan]

*Describes a comment* *Gets 260 likes*

[@danibot3000]

You just described what 60% of youtube comments are about - recently

[@rayandaas1695]

Update, 3.4k

[@bronzeanon985]

I know, crazy, right?

[@kianamirshahi3500]

“Naan bread” gets me everytime just like “chai tea” 😂

[@harshitarao2225]

Bread bread tea tea

[@MrOssyMoro]

I like garlic naan a looooooot.

[@gal749]

I love fromage blanc cheese

[@everythingisawesome2903]

That's so fucking cringe! I mean "chai tea". What the fuck that is!? It's just tea!!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@thequeertelope7941]

me, a russian person, in whose language "chai" literally means "tea": 👁👄👁

[@BillM1960]

"Ketchup adds sooo much flavor" - LMAO

[@ZIbroweed]

Why don't people say this more? I swear, our culture isn't appreciated enough :'( jk jk

[@davidojo6830]

"I love bland food!!" is amazing!🤣

[@be7169]

It's that yummy High Fructose Corn Syrup. Mmmmmm

[@noticias6111]

The part about cuisine...not going to lie about how it makes me think how I don't find Central and East European cuisine to appetizing personally.

[@kevinzhango1723]

Ketchup is the s***

[@pacomarveeny9640]

Brown guy: the Irish accent is the FUNNIEST! White guy: ...I’m from England.. Brown guy: SAME THING! Being Irish I literally spat my drink and dropped my jaw SO SHOOK HAHAHAHA

[@marjorierene427]

Paco Marveeny OMG MY FELLOW IRISHMAN!! (Or girl)

[@pacomarveeny9640]

Gabriel R Irishman haha

[@wipmegrandma8780]

Paco Marveeny yea Im english and the feeling was basically the same. About the only thing in the video that go me riled up haha

[@maxonmendel5757]

Literally even other white people just shrug and say “same thing”

[@arhamshahid5015]

@James Bond I think it a cool accent and am not white.see how quickly your argument falls appart

[@NMETSGChan]

The white stereotype was so much funnier with guns and girls sleeping with tons of guys. I'm literally LMAO!

[@meghanachauhan9380]

Duuuuuuuude whassup duuuuuuuuuuude

[@yusha1059]

@@meghanachauhan9380 Ello madam. Ur apple has virus and it will take all ur monei if u dunt tell me the bank detaild.

[@joshuajagmohan4553]

@@meghanachauhan9380 xd

[@user-px8lu4wp6e]

@@yusha1059 lmaoooooo

[@dontwastetimeyouarelosingr8172]

That's why my parents don't allow me to marry with whites 😭

[@rikymartinstephen3356]

Girl: Are there like any hot Indian guys? Hrithik Roshan : Let me introduce myself.

[@naturallyunbothered8860]

YES

[@JamieTransNyc]

Great answer Mr. Eleven!!!

[@user-px8lu4wp6e]

Jokes on you, Dayanand is the most handsome. Yes, I'm a teen. Yes, I'm old fashioned. Yes, we exist.

[@muhammedshaheen2744]

@@user-px8lu4wp6e nobody doubted your existence in the first place

[@gitanjalidas5542]

There are many hot guys in India.

[@brandondonahue2965]

I think brown people should make those remarks. The world would be a funnier place if we could all poke fun at each other and not make a fuss.

[@ramiroortiz1459]

Brandon Donahue Yeah

[@neerajindra9097]

I LOVE BLAND FOOD

[@muhammadalifaqsha9014]

+Neeraj Indra I do love bland and spicy food 😂

[@fernybell263]

All my brown friends do is poke at pop culture

[@alaplaya5]

Me (peruvian) and my friend (vietnamese) like to talk about our different cultures and common trends of each countries. Don't really understand the problem O.o I mean as long we don't make fun of each other's culture, it should be ok

[@nomicake8607]

lmao good job iisuperwomanii, totally didnt copy this.

[@mariahwasa5210]

Nomicake I know right!!

[@nightingale4786]

exactly!! I'm kinda bummed no one really called her out on this yet :|

[@mahirafarhin5129]

in what video?

[@kornilious]

mahira farhin Things white people have told me. It’s basically the same video.

[@amya5369]

and neel's is way better too. her's kinda has a really bitter undertone and isn't really funny (and i'm brown fyi)

[@cromabu5090]

The Irish accent is the funniest I’m from England Same thing *car bomb intensifies*

[@gal749]

I'm just offended they said the Irish accent is funny And I don't even speak Irish

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

Shillelagh flinging intensifies

[@elitemeemoosood9869]

@@gal749 same, I'm actually Indian but I still got offended, when they said that england and ireland are the same I-

[@notusingmyname4791]

speaking of car bombs and irish, I dare anyone to go to a bar in ireland and order an Irish Car Bomb

[@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327]

*Now* I know why all my Indian friends have American-sounding nicknames!

[@ALRIGHTYTHEN.]

It’s called culture appropriation.

[@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327]

And *that’s* called pettiness.

[@samuelhartley1979]

Heh. I was talking to an indian girl once who had a simplified English name and she got really surprised when I called her by her indian name.

[@matthews1366]

There was somebody at my school who was called Sreecharan (idk how to spell lol sry) but he just called himself bob

[@MrALenCar321]

@@matthews1366 it's the simplest Indian name.

[@Grumpy_old_Boot]

**throws imaginary grenade** This OUR oil now !!

[@xxdomoxxkunxx]

+Grumpy ol' Boot fools, you wouldnt throw a grenade at the oil!

[@Grumpy_old_Boot]

Domo Von Imperium Everyone knows that throwing explosives at burning oilwells is the way to put them out!!!

[@lemanyk]

+Grumpy ol' Boot pls, americans never say like that. They say "We will bring you democracy" or "In the name of democracy"

[@yvrelna]

+Gennady Leman "we'll bring you democracy but if you guys voted for some guy we don't like, we'll come back."

[@Gadwlel]

+Grumpy ol' Boot lmao, yeah, I loved it haha

[@GraphiteBlimp27]

Tbh the things the "brown people" say to white people are actually hilarious. I'd never dream of saying the things the whites said but somehow I don't feel offended when it's reversed lol

[@kevinnio]

You shouldn't feel offended anyway :p

[@GraphiteBlimp27]

***** I thought the intent was to show whites how offensive that kind of thing can be, but maybe not.

[@zoyahaque4017]

Nah the intent was to show how ridiculous some of the stuff white people say is.

[@kevinnio]

Indeed.

[@GraphiteBlimp27]

Zoya Haque Which is why if I heard what the white people said irl I'd probably find it funny too.

[@ServerDweller]

"are there like any hot Indian guys?" Ouch... That hurt...

[@NotSandhorst]

same.... :( im probably only a 5/10 in the looks department though when im with my uncle people literally turn their heads around to look at his face XD so yes there are some lucky ones

[@meghanachauhan9380]

Ill never understand how people think Bollywood girls are hot 😐

[@davidshepherd1634]

There's one right here ;)

[@pursuitsoflife.6119]

@@meghanachauhan9380 idk if racist but sure, there are 1000s of them

[@MrALenCar321]

Majority of black guys white women date don't look like Brad Pitt either. Looks don't matter if you have big...

[@jaymahakaal5354]

Matt started his comedian journey after this video

[@ishhaatt569]

Bro I saw the thumbnail and I was like there is no way that is Matt rife bahahah 😭

[@palmchika13marycharry9]

Lol this is soo *accurate* people think all indians watch Bollywood

[@palmchika13marycharry9]

@Vinay S LOL my mom is guynese and Indian and my dad is guynese and indian Asian so i kinda eat it every 2 days of the week sometimes lol

[@palmchika13marycharry9]

@Vinay S LOL my family Indians ar vary watter down they sound more guynese than anything

[@palmchika13marycharry9]

@Vinay S lol😂

[@rashmi.nityaaa]

excuse me, I prefer *Tollywood*

[@jackdellow]

palmchika13 Mary charry ahem t-series

[@rockwall5329]

I LOVE JESUS HUEH HUEH HUEH

[@notusingmyname4791]

that was the funniest part!!!!!!! along with *gun noises and explosions* this is our oil now!

[@adelinelie1866]

feeling offended ._.

[@grayblackhelm9761]

Adeline Lie Don’t mind it. It’s _mostly_ innocent chatter.

[@sirboringname]

NAH THIS IS OUR OIL. *soviet anthem plays*

[@grayblackhelm9761]

If you're on the internet Then you have no life *Le Wilde cat appears* *Salute*

[@colfdralegend]

“So are your parents super strict?” “So do your parents just not care?” I think I’m both of these people... weird

[@karthikeyan3d319]

best of both worlds

[@paysmenot2624]

They are super strict in what they want/expect from you. They don't care about what you want for yourself.

[@starlegends3092]

Ya

[@meggi8048]

Everytime somewhen finds out i am from Germany its "NAAAAAZI"

[@AmyElkington]

All I can think about when I think of Germany is sausages and sauerkraut

[@NotSandhorst]

NAAAAAAAAAZIIII!!!

[@sumwhatkeezy]

@@AmyElkington and beer ;)

[@unkraut7427]

Same lol, it happend several times on vacation

[@unkraut7427]

@@sumwhatkeezy the holy lifejuice

[@Panzer_Runner]

1:39 *spreading freedom and stealing oil intensifies*

[@ccb36]

f r e e d o m

[@user-tn7kl3sq2r]

Ezio Auditore where did allah get involved

[@meghanachauhan9380]

@@user-tn7kl3sq2r allah doesn't like freedom?

[@user-tn7kl3sq2r]

chikni dimistri oh okay i see

[@mahdiabderraouf5795]

@@meghanachauhan9380 Why to disrespect your Creator...

[@jimmykeochinda1173]

This is our oil now

[@qyotox4143]

Lmaooo

[@sarahtaylorsversion]

@Shockwave Sucks Nah, it's MY oil, obviously.

[@PhillipAmthor]

*usa entered the chat*

[@jannn1192]

I'm Sri Lankan And Have been called Indian and African ;-;

[@yesminsalima4924]

Same XD

[@user-fj6sp5qq6m]

Same 😂

[@poison6084]

I'm part Irish , and people think I'm part Turkish 😂😂😂😂

[@cham1763]

I’m Sri Lankan and I’ve been mistaken for being Hispanic multiple it might be cause I’m lighter skinned than most Sri Lankan’s but idk

[@elli1080]

Im srilankan too and for me it was indian and mexican

[@alexlee8353]

“Hey how come you don’t wear a SnapBack?”” 😂😂😂 I’m dead

[@dr.snowman4883]

idk if this is true or not because I don't talk to people.

[@randomquestion7592]

Same.

[@mynicknameisrovi5399]

Dr. Snowman Its fake, no one talks like this

[@nickycocaine]

Dr. Snowman You should try it some time. Majority of us don't act like this!

[@Rohan-cw9zj]

Dr. Snowman lol

[@harper6032]

I'm dead XD Same, though

[@LtSarge]

Actually while living in Japan and turkey, I did experience the reverse. "You from America. You been to hollywood, you know tom cruise?" I was also assumed to be a cowboy, and extremely wealthy for some reason. And I shortened my name after they couldn't pronounce it. So the "What if" part is misleading, cause it does actually happen. I didn't find it insulting, I was just like, ah, this is what it feels like, and was having fun with it. When people go from their own cultures to a new one, its not uncommon to experience stereotypes from the locals meeting you. Its what they have absorbed knowledge of your own culture and are simply curious.

[@geneticsandcivilization9762]

+LtSarge Just say yes. I've been to Costa Rica, in some small villages where they had never seen a white, blonde boy before. They asked me if I was an actor, if I owned "every Mercedez" etc. I would just say yes to intrigue them. And that's how I became a celebrity in a Costa Rican village.

[@WitheringintheDark]

+Genetics and Civilization Hah, I don't think i'd be able to resist the urge to fuck with everyone I met either. Works even better if you closely resemble a celebrity. Dye my hair a few shades darker I could probably fool some Costa Ricans into thinking I was Daniel Radcliffe myself.

[@oremfrien]

+WitheringintheDark I remember when I first went to Australia and I sat in on classes at a local high school -- I was a sophomore at the time and followed an Australian sophomore to all of his classes. I took detailed notes, answered every question from the teacher, and pretended to be an all-star genius (because we had literally learned this material at my school a few months prior). I was then asked how I knew everything and said how in the US, every student is quiet and a strong note-taker and everyone is worried that whatever is said will be on the exam, that I am actually the worst student in my class, etc. An American exchange-student came up to me later and whispered: "Your school is so scary." The other Australians looked on in horror.

[@Pl3rion]

+LtSarge When I was in Japan, I had the exact same thing happened. My name was hard to pronounce so i always just shortened it to Chad. My real name is that of a certain Friend from the TV program of the same name. I found it rather amusing.

[@natrone23]

+LtSarge I have a Black friend and when we went to Japan they would ask him if he played in the NBA or if he was Shaq O'neil....................my friend is 5'7

[@chadpowell1832]

I'm Brown and I don't care about these questions tbh, They get a conversation started and aren't offensive to me just funny ^^

[@gal749]

Yeah, some people are genuinely curious

[@jana731]

@@gal749 yeah, true, in my friends group in high school there was a girl from sri lanka and like she literally wasn't allowed to do anything in her free time. After being friends with her for 3 years we asked her what would happen if she came out lesbian to her parents and she said they would literally throw her out of the house. We were a little shocked tbh.

[@gal749]

@@jana731 This doesn't have anything to do with my comment, but sure

[@Mojo6660]

Its not funny its the least racist comment that said in this video

[@idkanymore9812]

NOT ALL BROWN PEOPLE ARE INDIAN🤦🏽‍♀️

[@itsmeSmile]

it's the same thing

[@idkanymore9812]

ItsmeSmile what do you mean ?

[@douglasthompson9070]

@@idkanymore9812 It's called a joke.

[@idkanymore9812]

Douglas Thompson yeah Ik but not all brown people are Indian... Facts

[@douglasthompson9070]

@@idkanymore9812 Developing a sense of humor is a wonderful thing.

[@Fredministrator]

remember the 90 when casual interest in other cultures wasn't seen as racist and and anoying question was just an anoying question?

[@Fredministrator]

I get the joke, I know this channel. But Satire wouldn't work if there was no problem and in my experience that problem wasn't as big in the 90.

[@addygreen8919]

Good old times

[@landon7612]

Honestly though, if only

[@tamillaigidova7919]

I have the ”privilege” of being a millenial.

[@danidejaneiro8378]

Do you remember in 2018 when three decades of the same annoying questions just started to seem a bit fucking much and maybe I'm not here to educate an endless queue of retards and defend/explain every ignorant stereotype they have about people who look/pray/live the same as me? No? You must be a straight white male who doesnt have to endure this on a daily basis, then. Otherwise, you'd be able to relate. Thanks, though.

[@reemar2168]

"I LOVE bland food" so me 😂😂😂

[@tribequest9]

This white guy felt the sting on that one.....ouch!

[@abinansriranganathan6934]

Sri Lankan part is very relatable. Almost everything is relatable.

[@carminetancioni7444]

*smokes* "DUUDE! WASSUP DUUUUDE!" Lmao I love you guys

[@blah7983]

Irish accents can be hilarious

[@akidinafrica6924]

until connor McGregor breaks your jaw......

[@SebL2478]

Irish and scottish accents are by far the manliest.

[@frankdrebin7949]

Ayreesh acksints can bi so hellairies

[@maximusdarkultima]

top of the morning to you laddies!

[@MustafaShams]

and the scottish one too!

[@wickedmonkeylover]

"You must have lost your virginity supper younge" wtf lol I didn't know that was a stereotype

[@dachaoskitty7163]

It's a stereotype that white girls are easy, so that implies they lose their virginity at a young age.

[@ashishbhatt3467]

Its probably that blonde girl stereotype and the way hollywood protray white teenage girl. every one had 2-3 bf etc.

[@ZIbroweed]

Thank Hollywood. This is what the world thinks of the West.

[@jadeshepherd8627]

A lot of 18 year olds in Sutton In Ashfield (small uk town, this is from my experience) have already had babies. A person who I used to be best friends with became a chronic liar yet she actually got pregnant at some point.

[@NLTops]

Jade, this is a good example of how stereotypes are born. We take our personal experience as anecdotal evidence that a certain group acts a certain way. No matter how large your sample size it's almost unavoidably a generalization.

[@90sbabe47]

"potato, potato, potato" LMFAOOOOO IM SCREAMING

[@walnut9472]

😂😂😂

[@CrossingTheStreetArt]

"what's the deal with cutlery? It's so weird" lol xD you killed me

[@admubs3696]

"say something in Indian"

[@politicalstatus197]

White here! Literally busted a gut laughing at the stereotypes being thrown at white people. I don't get why people get so offended when someone is using stereotypes, I find it hilarious!

[@Roescoe]

Because their identity is too closely tied with race. I laugh at jokes at white's expense too because I don't consider it something that integral to me.

[@goldengeek3320]

James Bond, since when is getting butthurt at something I subjectively find offensive and then responding with a relevant OFFENSIVE remark bad? It is not defensive to respond by taking a stab at the offender's race. Defensive is when after I insult somebody in such manor they try to make themselves or their own race look good to recover. Like seriously you used counterattack and defensive to refer to the same action ahahahhahahahah! I do not understand why succeeding at communicating in a heated situation means getting the first stab at the other person in a smart-ish sounding way but then they are not to respond? And even if you did not mean to offend, what really makes it bad is calling them butthurt and refusing to further appropriately communicate. After you both fire shots you could try to work it out instead of point out the fact that yes you were offensive and thus made someone butthurt. Saying black people are more likely to commit a crime is a FACT (when compared to white people and with the assumption we are in the U.S.), saying you specifically (black person... presumably) are more likely to commit a crime is a stereotype... i.e. a relevant and actually good comeback. Oh and finally, James Bond, your comment itself is a negative (from your point of view, refer to my first sentence of the first paragraph) stereotype about white people... you should really consider A. trying to be more understanding when someone takes offensive to what comes out of your mouth (even if you think it is not offensive, it's their feelings hurt not yours) and B. try to cherish or at least comprehend every unique individual's attributes as factors that cause such a response of offense (or any response at all).

[@goldengeek3320]

You misunderstood completely ;/ Our entire exchange was about how in the hypothetical situation you set up what would be the right thing to do and it was about how you were making wrong statements. I am not calling you stupid because this was a bit convoluted (and meta :D) and I could have been a little more clear. Please do not say I was twisting your words. I used your quotes to put emphasis on what I was referring to and I took entire whole quotes NO TWISTING THEIR so please learn what twisting means. If you take anything from this exchange be it is that if you were to offend anyone in any future communications what you describe in your first comment is not the right attitude. It is not fair to not let them respond if you were the offensive one. You are welcome to comment again with your thoughts (and I will gladly read :D) but if you are going to repeatedly argue with no new original thoughts then I might not respond. And for the love of all that is anything please know that in the english language it is acceptable to quote someone in the same context that quote was said if in its entirety and its not considered twisting words. Like damn, seriously learn that.

[@goldengeek3320]

Fair enough... to be honest this was kinda fun. :D Btw the black thing works with any race even white if you think about it. Having that last comment with the first would have probably avoided this whole thing :D be careful what you write because that first comment was a little triggering before you represented yourself. Cya

[@SerenityScratch]

Political Love you could say the same thing the other way around

[@austinadams6810]

I know that the reversal was supposed to be negative but I legit found it funny and would love to have a friend like that. I personally really enjoy it when neither of us get offended and have an exaggerated discussion about culture

[@shilloe13]

This video literally aged like fine wine.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

No, it figuratively aged like fine wine. If it literally aged like fine wine it would taste better.

[@faqi7076]

Pop songs; *i like how DIFFERENT every song is*

[@yikushieda]

ahaa yes best part of the satire

[@lol...]

Friday is pretty outstanding

[@madamebkrt]

Best part of the whole video

[@lerno2617]

@@madamebkrt I swear

[@weighingmc9595]

ツFaqi why are you here?? You commented on one of my vids. 😂

[@tahreesuh]

This is baisically what people in Indiana and Ohio say to someone who is from Ontario witch is only a 6-7 hour drive. They ask about iggloos,Maple Syrup and if it snows there all the time.

[@unacceptablesisterpeter3431]

Yes they do and yes it does. 😇

[@MrOssyMoro]

An Indian friend dared to call Italian food "bland food" here in Italy and I just say he is no more. Be careful my Indian friends. Be careful.

[@lovepainmusic]

By the way Indians Love Pasta n Pizza😉

[@Dough_Knut]

It is bland tbf

[@debkalpapal2682]

What is meaning of bland?

[@Invictus-on2ie]

"You have Mamma'd your last Mia"

[@Invictus-on2ie]

@@debkalpapal2682 tasteless; without flavour

[@LoverScratch]

“Did you know they have security at airports” fucking killed me

[@nikkorin]

You missed the "Omg, you are so pale, are you even alive?" I get that one a lot.

[@MrALenCar321]

You're not pale Sheamus is pale ( Irish guy in wwe).

[@blank4227]

The thing is, most white people laugh whenever someone makes fun of that stuff... but the second you fake an Indian accent, you lose your job...

[@Logictrumpssuperstition]

+Al Capwn damn bro sorry you lost your job, you should totally be allowed to mock people. Mock away bro. Stay strong, im sure you'll get another job soon. Live long and prosper

[@Logictrumpssuperstition]

Al Capwn HAHAHAHAHAHA panties in a bunch?

[@kaziabir1]

+Al Capwn Yeah but say a brown guy with an accent who is working hard on trying to lose the accent and you just make fun of him for that it will hurt him. He'll probably laugh just to play along but it's not the same. I think getting fired for that is a little extreme but there's no doubt it's harassment because you never see a brown guy making fun of white/european/australian accents. I would but that's just because I'm an asshole.

[@kurobancho3508]

+Al Capwn Yeah, that kinda thing is happening now. It's funnier when people are like "I hate racism!" and then they proceed to joke about white people. Ok, thats fine but they get butthurt at jokes about other races. Like wow hypocrisy. It's not only Tumblr people who do this as well.

[@SydneyCarton2085]

+Al Capwn ...and get hired at 711!

[@apppertplus68]

Honestly, this is the best version of this shtick I have ever seen. Thank you. My life is richer for having watched it.

[@jazlynevangeli1844]

0:51 "why do you like to eat with your hands? That's so weird.." Indonesian ppl: ._.

[@chanelles.88]

Just sent this to my Indian friends. I will follow up with you all

[@chanelles.88]

Zeshan Ali They thought it was hilarious, especially the turban comment :D

[@darrenthomas5743]

If anyone was offended white or Indian they are children. None of it was offensive, just silly stereotypes

[@oriax8770]

no one is offended.. it's funny n quite ryt :-)

[@undead.rising]

It's annoying that when Australians make a video like this, they actually make it with an American audience in mind, because Australians would NEVER say ketchup, they would say tomato sauce instead.

[@nusaybahansar9285]

Madeleine Kamondi, ikr, like wtf that doesn't even make sense

[@datwhiteboi6256]

I'm a American and I've actually had Australian people asking me these questions it's weird

[@galaxiegoddess]

Then... What would they call actual tomato suace?

[@skippyhd3180]

Yes it is the same thing ya stupid

[@hello3.14dodododododododod5]

Courtney Quinn there is no other tomato sauce 🤔

[@BluberrySmoothie]

These are the type of people who ask “ are you Indian, or brown? “

[@Datasavingmode]

Finally, a channel that shows boths sides

[@ciic5495]

“I LOVE JESUS HU HU HU” I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@meghanachauhan9380]

Duuuuuuuude whassup? duuuuuuuuuuuude

[@JennaPatel]

"I love bland food" LMao

[@angelstarfire]

Lol

[@mathjcb]

This is literally so relatable I’m not joking. I’m Indian and everybody says to me especially this 0:52

[@5gonza541]

It is incredible how the first part is considered like the most offensive thing on the planet, and the second is completely fine in society’s eyes

[@SD-po6hk]

Being an Indian guy myself I find both part equally funny... I don't mind a bit of racial stereotyping as it is the product of people trying to understand different culture which is the 1st step of bonding.

[@5gonza541]

Shiv 96 It would be nice if you explained this to the left

[@unkraut7427]

Welcome to Neel Kolhatkar's channel LOL

[@davidwillis7991]

I think society is very close to thinking of these the same. Sure left wing people would try to be outraged but mainly people are more offended if they're asked the questions in their own country.

[@kodyandkara]

"I love bland food" hahahaha

[@neelparmar6690]

I absolutely lost it

[@inviktus3349]

im an indian and literally none of those things said were offensive.. its not insulting that people find our culture interesting and a good laugh worthy :) and i love the whites they invented all the things that shaped the modern world

[@upshotproductions5479]

not all the things and now we are more interconnected so everyone is helping each other move forward. besides that Indians have invented great things too, for example computers are posible because of Indians as binary language uses 0 and everything on computer is writen in binary and and a lot of math and science related things were done by indians. our world world'nt survive on just a few number of people we all are important valuable people, from janitors to ceos and from social workers to pm/ president. we all need to be there to move forward.

[@inviktus3349]

Upshot productions just a zero .. nothing on semiconductors , nothing on the workings of the web , nothing of java oracle , windows , so i disagree .. nothing relevant was made by indians .. just a zero which has no value

[@inviktus3349]

Pavlos Pap. yes i agree with that .. and indians are very developed when it comes to nuclear technology .. but the individual standards of life are very low .. hence my view .. i do not hate india .. just its underdeveloped society and the fact that they deny they are.

[@ngxoxo]

haha i always wondered why most self haters are indian

[@inviktus3349]

***** self hatred keeps an individual humble and able to see and accept his own faults .. unlike most whining american feminist manginas

[@yatoku1001]

I'VE NEVER HAD A MOOD SWING THIS GOOD OMG I WENT FRON ANXEITY TO FULL BLOWN LAUGHTER

[@reasonableguy9090]

Just been recommended this and subbed straight away! GOLD!

[@iSaintRichie23]

I'm white and I found this okay because I'm not allowed to be offended.

[@nittyclips]

Sib Pro Quo LOL

[@faedolls]

Sib Pro Quo anyone.. can.. get offended..

[@mohammadayman1071]

digitalatbest 。 No White people are not allowed to be offended because they are apparently too priviliged to ever feel upset.

[@Rs2006REMAKEVids]

+digitalatbest 。 "theres not racism against white people" Ever been to Africa? Japan is more amusing about it, though.

[@faedolls]

Kinetic RWBY if u look closely u can see i said "theres not racism against white people" good try tho

[@user-jo3oe5yz3t]

The "reversed" actually happens when one travels abroad to non-white majority countries. Or to any foreign country, for that matter. This is nothing out of the ordinary, only exactly what one would (and should!) expect when encountering a expect. Even if a white, Anglo-Saxon couple moved to Kazakhstan and had kids, the children, even if "from" Kazakhstan, will still need to expect Kazakhs potentially having difficulty pronouncing their names. It's normal.

[@ketchumall8243]

This is true. As an American who lived for two years in Africa, I can confirm this. I got all sorts of stereotypes and such thrown at me. Or people who wanted to come and talk about american politics or other "popular" U.S. topics to me and assumed I'd be interested just cause Im american. Or they'd say that i didn't "look american" and i looked like some other Caucasian nationality.

[@sophiamarie4880]

Andrew Ketchum well... no ones really american unless they are 100% native american. america is a country of immigrants. for ex, i’m american but i look italian, cuz that’s my heritage, my friend is also american, but he looks Bangladeshi, because that’s his heritage. so (unless ur 100% native american) no one “looks” american

[@aimercab8630]

Very true.

[@notusingmyname4791]

As someone who went to live in China for a year... I can say I only experienced 2 things like this, the first was a coworker asking if all americans actually believed in the christ myth... and the other one (and I got asked this A LOT) "do you like chinese girl?" .....that was it.

[@redken3919]

The difference is that America is filled with immigrants and people from many other cultures, they shouldn't act like this, they should know better

[@asterisque9252]

When you can relate to both of them... My power is both a blessing and a curse.

[@just-some-muslim]

Are you from another *Universe* 😳

[@thetruthisathand4879]

I love the fact that almost all of these were significantly accurate and hilarious. Don't know why anyone would get offended.

[@koek1122]

do white people ever settle down hahahaha

[@Ayveh]

Lol "so do white girls ever settle down" XD

[@sam-rr7xw]

lol smashed it made my day bruv

[@brennerhall4106]

Vino sitas girls*

[@mayasquaw2254]

Vino sitas "I got so wasted I hookup with like 5 guys there" 😂

[@ratelslangen]

"I eat pizza with cutlery" You focking wot m8?

[@paintitloud8680]

+Byzanking er, not true. Italians cut the slices themselves, then pick the slices up and eat with their hands. Germans use cutlery.

[@kushbhatt707]

+ratelslangen u an irish or an aussie mate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kushbhatt707]

+ratelslangen ohhh are u english !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as in an englishman from england !!!!!!!!!! u have aan accent even in typing !!!!!!! hahaha just joking

[@bullseye6969]

ratelslangen that's a counter bombing for eating indian food with hand joke.

[@sagarsondarva643]

Actually it's a tradition to eat with your hands, it's even mentioned in Vedas as well. And also says that the food that gets eaten by our hand gives you more satisfaction and nutrition. And to prove a point, there is a more diverse lifestyle in India called city life vs Rural life, according to research and my personal experience as being a villager, that villagers live longer and healthier than average human living in a city with a more hygienic lifestyle. Especially, even farmers who grow food for our nation and export to many countries, not only live longer and are healthier but are considered to be more physically stronger as well. All courtesy of eating our food with our hands and making it the most natural way possible...

[@emaraalinsh6442]

"I love bland food" I'm dead 😂😂

[@milannanda4068]

I LOVE JESUS! HUH HUH HUH!!!!LOLOLOL! lost my shit there

[@GULIYADHMUSIK]

+Mil Man Oi Lowv Jaysus!!! Houk Houk Houk Houk.... me too bro, me too!

[@onedforever9417]

Saaaamee😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@wildturkey7896]

+Mil Man Hahahaha I fuckin cracked at that.

[@wowstefaniv]

+Mil Man xDDD so much this

[@surendrashenoy]

Hey Neel, IISuperwomanII made a video extremely similar to yours (even having the same jokes at one point) on her channel entitled "Real Things White People Have Said to Me", you might want to check it out

[@varunk4165]

Surendra Shenoy may be its the other way around.

[@sirboringname]

Peter Griffin no this video is older

[@mkaiah5114]

maybe it's just a coincidence. reversing stereotypes isn't a very unique and new idea as you might think. and using the same jokes? everyone knows the white people stereotypes, reversing them isn't that hard either. it may be just a coincidence

[@MrVinnyStranford]

1:41 I swear I heard filthyfrank saying that line

[@crystallxix1493]

I could almost smell the passive aggressiveness

[@ponyonoodles6568]

"I'm from Sri Lanka" "eh same thing!" I'm a quarter Indian and we recently moved to India. I feel like I'm both of these stereotypes. 😂 Also we went into a shop in a mall in Pondy and there was a whole isle just for ketchup. I'm not kidding.

[@SubscribersWithNoVideos-iw4zj]

PonyoNoodles Vanakam bro

[@ponyonoodles6568]

@@SubscribersWithNoVideos-iw4zj I subbed to you just because of your name 😂

[@aakashsunil7913]

@@SubscribersWithNoVideos-iw4zj Wanna come where?

[@x1stval]

@@aakashsunil7913 AYOOO SO FUNNY BRO OMG LMAO

[@ReelFusionbySupun]

I'm srilankan too. Nice to meet you

[@tjane8730]

Well i'm white and i didn't find any of this offending in any way

[@jesseward568]

I have these conversations all the time

[@andrewjoyner4133]

Yeah I mean like if everyone could just chill the fuck out and get a bit of a sense of humour. Every race has stereotypes of every other race practically. Who cares. Poking fun at stereotypes can even be a way of building bridges with other races.

[@declaracionespolemicas]

prabhat shukla I'm guessing you think black women and latin american women are whores as well, so is it really a racial thing for you?

[@CarvinesIre]

Your name sounds like a brand of really terrible gangster hats *Micdrop*

[@wellz1990]

Tja Ne neither did I, however I'm very confused. I have yet to find any white people that say those things to other people of a different race. Have I been fortunate enough to not have crossed the people yet or is this a fake stereotype

[@mauriciod2545]

"You could totally pass for Italian" I'd take that as a compliment

[@sarbeshmallick6452]

My girlfriend lives in Noto

[@zohaibchaudhri]

The second half was so satisfying to watch. For someone who’s experienced the 1st part in real life

[@rockandclassiccars]

I'm Sri Lankan, but most people assume I'm Indian. I don't mind (since I do look Indian) so I just correct them gently. It does get a little annoying if they persist in thinking I'm Indian, even after I've told them. Also, I love Jehan (the guy who says 'I'm Sri Lankan' at 0:24) :) He is awesome.

[@gerryvyti4256]

rockandclassiccars Same! I'm half Indian half Sri Lankan and people just assume they are the same and they always label me as strictly one or the other when I'm mixed.

[@versace972]

Same

[@sanjai1973]

nice comedy Mr sri Lankan but i am not believe that because sri Lankan skin color like dark brown we indian skin color is very light skin tones mind it!!!!!

[@charleslangdonbostonphilad765]

+san jai hey men many Indians do have very black skin u know that

[@hasinig6274]

+san jai Who said we all have dark skin color ? have you ever been to Sri Lanka ? majority Sri Lankans got light skin tones , people from southern part of Sri Lanka got a light skin 84% (Sinhalese ) while people from north part of Sri Lanka got a dark skin 7% (Tamils). Same as India . Sinhalese people in Sri Lanka and most Indians are Aryans, and that's why we do look similar to Indians. And due to our/Sri Lankan climate our skin might be little darker than yours but not all of us. When non-Sri Lankans ask me whether I'm a Indian its really pisse off me, then I have to explain that majority Sri Lankans got light skin tone.

[@manali140]

"I love bland food" I LAUGHED WAY HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE BECAUSE THIS WAS WAY TOO FUNNY

[@fatimaelmcharfi5842]

This was dope lmaooo 😂😂😂

[@mrkslva4231]

0:23 being a Sri lankan in a white country be like 😂

[@Kidlat432]

0:40 So true! I can't count the times a white person tried to compliment me by saying I look more white than Asian (I'm 100% Asian). I like my Asian looks! However, I REALLY do love curry!

[@shawnk3278]

Kidlat432 Well you never know what you might be. I thought I was 100% Indian. I took a DNA test and I was 65% South Asian and 30% East European and 5% other (mix of Jewish, African, and West Asian).

[@kellyhe3012]

Lol I'm half Canadian but I look TOTALLY Chinese (Parents are Chinese)

[@ZIbroweed]

It is possible they were trying to identify with you rather than compliment you though I wasn't there so I could be way off base. Either way it's a silly way to go about it but I usually try to give people the benefit of the doubt if I can.

[@user-oe3vy8yt5v]

Lol 'compliment' ??????

[@Avarioth]

You sure it was a compliment and not just an observation? Like, Markiplier and his brother are both half Korean and half Caucasian, but Mark looks more Caucasian and Tom looks more Korean. Those are neither compliments or insults, they're just my opinions and observations.

[@landr1873]

1:34 accurate af

[@yuppsonewhomustnotbenamed3076]

I hope you enjoy my good man, i like your twisted humor and look forward to more

[@Explorer55612]

" I'm Sri Lankan, Im Bangaldesh, Im pakistani " White people - Do you mean Indian ?