What women want most in men.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What costume do you wear that works EVERY time?

[@koobmoon]

Overalls and turtle neck!

[@top_fin]

Barney the dinosaur: Every woman loves purple 😉

[@ClickPopBoom]

I didn't even realize it was a costume the first 4 times, I just thought tabards and tricorn hats were gonna be the new style. but its never failed in the last 7 years

[@Ismatic1906]

Banana

[@cannedbread1217]

i have a corndog costume, 100% of h e time it works

[@peterbyykkonen8901]

I was at this party. This wasn't a sketch. This is just how Frank acts around women.

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

Overwhelmingly alluring?

[@peterbyykkonen8901]

@@thegreatandterrible4508 Without a doubt.

[@ExLegendaryHero]

I had a friend who yelled at a drunk woman calling her a barbarous wench from the flotsam of some bilge encrusted gutter and she jumped his bones faster than a necromancer playing hopscotch with femurs.... Everything works when your charisma stat is fucking bugged.

[@RNG-999]

KNEEL.

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

@@ExLegendaryHero Is your friend attractive and confident?

[@subterficial]

Having a jester truly is the ultimate rizz

[@destroyerrex2505]

true

[@Eldor-117]

If a court doesn't have a jester, is it even a court.

[@andrewrules231]

i think you mean jizz

[@sloshed-rat]

The Supreme Court should get all their jesters to fight.

[@realtundratrash]

But they're wizards. So is it the ultimate wizz?

[@T.F.Thimble]

I was half expecting Sophia to come back in a suit of armor or something

[@LoyaltotheNightsky]

That's what I thought.

[@symphantic4552]

oh gawd I wish

[@haroldp.sadwood1181]

"She was wearing a suit of armor"

[@mati.benapezo]

An armor with BREASTplate.

[@manethen1]

dude what are you doing with my pp

[@MatthewMatthaei-eu6lb]

Ever since following this video, I have talked to a woman. Thank you so much wizards

[@reksapluss716]

I'm so sorry you had to experience that.

[@giggabiite4417]

dang, they really do have magic powers

[@S41L0R]

bro was fast, 8 hour guarentee?

[@LukeMillner]

You guys definitely went to Medieval Times and had 10 video ideas on the spot

[@redman8828]

Dang, these guys have gotten so good at makeup… they look so much like women! Plus the self-duplicating tech they’ve clearly developed is insane to have like… 4 guys playing like 15 is insane

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Bro wasn't just the wing, homie was the whole bird.

[@JoeRoganful]

Your comment demonstrates a shocking lack of knowledge regarding the term "wingman". I don't even know how to correct you because you're so far away from reality.

[@goofygoober1007]

@@JoeRoganfulevery time I see a dumb comment online I think people can’t get any more stupid and then people like you prove me wrong.

[@ranmiller9193]

Wow I have a friend just like this except he just dresses normally and talks normally and smells normally and acts normally. He does yell out slurs

[@20storiesunder]

Classic jester

[@happyjellycatsquid]

And it’s your friend…?

[@vasiliynkudryavtsev]

Was his name Slardar? The slithereen guard?

[@rahteljackson433]

So he has tourettes?

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

I have a friend who is just like this except he’s a crab and doesn’t yell out slurs He’s right here actually 🦀

[@itsjayden8002]

“Oh, How My Lord’s Loin Groans With The Weight Of A Thousand Unspent Loans” Genuinely One Of The Funniest Things I’ve Ever Heard

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

Loads*

[@oracle372]

Loans 💀 if those loans are unspent those interest rates are gonna start getting to him

[@ronrozen2105]

@@thegreatandterrible4508 Now that makes sense! LMAO, I also heard loans and didn't get, now that's a indeed a very funny one! (Original message is ironic though under the circumstances lol)

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@ronrozen2105 Lol, I heard "loans" first, too, and was confused but just shrugged it off.

[@dukedub]

Loads was most all of the punchline… how you guys miss that and it’s still funny

[@jackmckenna1063]

I died at “we will have sex with you”

[@lilhoss4reals]

The wild smile he did after was what did it for me haha

[@BlairCarlyle]

Frank and Michael's girl costumes in this are insane

[@wafffel]

Idk how you could be mad at the jester, he’s just trying to stop himself from being executed in his lords court

[@luiztosk]

wow Frank is so good on this one that it's scary. True mark of a jester not to stop when you're winning

[@wiiseeyou]

1:30 The delivery of this line is freaking awesome.

[@Ralsestial]

Hah, that'd never work... lemme just go ahead and load something up- wait, mom, I told you not to come into my room! No, I'm not buying a $100 Jester costume again!

[@catlover.triangleheadprod4887]

AGAIN!?

[@mrshmuga9]

What happened to the _first_ one?

[@couchmaster3773]

@@mrshmuga9 Soiled beyond repair.

[@Huebri]

I fucking lost it when Jared (from “It’s just businesses”) gave the smile and nod of approval

[@leoff7]

Dude did a perfect "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters" impression without actually saying the words!

[@dawsonberardi973]

Luke Skywalker is inside me

[@nesnibila4888]

she wasn't leaving - she was just going to get her matching jester outfit

[@blinx3606]

That smile when he was asked to be his wingman was adorable 😂

[@captainfach]

The only logical conclusion to this whole skit is that now you must make a Star Wars skit with this guy as Luke Skywalker

[@kyle5778]

Damn Mitchells "Sophia" costume is top notch, couldnt even tell it was him at first. 10/10

[@Jmoth792]

He pulled the Game Theory trick from A Beautiful Mind, but got all the second choices for his one friend. What a legend

[@lunabourke3923]

This was so amazing, you deserve to be on tv, or streaming. Its not only written and performed well enough to be on there but also looks the part too. Hope KZbin is giving this channel all that it deserves.

[@hunterbletz998]

I thought nothing could top your pop rocks video. I was proven incredibly wrong

[@razortongue9000]

I love that dude was upset that he sounded like Luke Skywalker, as if that were a thing everyone would immediately notice, believe he had done on purpose, and disapprove of 😆

[@dawsonberardi973]

I live in a perpetual state of self loathing

[@razortongue9000]

@@dawsonberardi973 Join the club, homie. Hateful introspection is the key ingredient in the powerful ennui souffle that is our lives. Just stay distracted from it when you can and try to notice as much fun as you can that might be trying to hide behind your hyper-vigilant self-criticism.

[@defvent]

1:59 Frank's face here is priceless

[@AdrianDaWeeb]

It worked! I’m wanted in 49 states!

[@Lemminboy7]

Fuckin wyoming

[@zlothz]

The abrupt swap to Frank's expressionless face gets me every time. 😑😆

[@wheatbread8735]

This happened to me once, I'm dating the jester now

[@RavnicaRaven]

Only such magical fellows as these could conjure videos of this otherworldly quality!

[@MattXShaver]

I just checked, Jester costumes are sold out everywhere now. This video has changed the world.

[@RedLight1Go]

When he said offer a pittance to my liege or perhaps a kiss or a... "and i thought he was going to say sqeeze" but bro doubled down and asked for the meow meow.

[@justinyoungblood4484]

The heralding trumpet kills it at parties. Trust me, I've tried it

[@mirhan1769]

Man, this really made me realize how my friend's use me as a silly jester for them to get laid..

[@NotEmiliaNatsuki]

Darn

[@NotEmiliaNatsuki]

Mabye tell them next time it's THEIR turn to wear the costume!

[@Miracle7Seven]

You must harness the sillyness within yourself, and then THEY will be your jesters!!

[@benjaminstevens4468]

In annoying nasal tone; “actually, people bathed regularly in medieval times, that’s really a Victorian misconception, perpetuated in the 20th century media.”

[@RichardThimble]

I thought he was either talking about the time period, or a worker who works at the RESTAURANT Medieval Times

[@TheCat_3]

Didn't stop them from smelling bad though

[@nissad1252]

The thing thats crazy is that I've seen every one of these skits and when he says "I'll be right back" my ass clenches because I have no idea whats going to happen next

[@andrewsmith1204]

What kind of person doesn't know this is Frank through-and-through. Real friend.

[@alisenoweirddudo6898]

"He longs to plunge his short sword within thy sheath" Don't translate "sheath" into Latin, guys 😳

[@DiamondAppendixVODs]

Okay now this is amazing and I'm questioning the etymology

[@AlexanderMoen]

lol. Learned something new today.

[@everydaycommentator6036]

It was working till he brought up his short sword.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@everydaycommentator6036 To be fair, cocks are shorter than swords. That's just factual!

[@thomaskovacs5094]

Rizards with guns 😏

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thank you :)

[@chimpanzinc1790]

@@Wizards_with_Guns rizzards with gyatts

[@funnyname7053]

Thanks Wizards with Guns, finally I can pick up a girl. I just need to figure out how to stitch a jester costume together.

[@jayjayjonny5043]

Man, the Jester didn't have to call him out like that.. (Short sword)

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

He's got that jester rizz.

[@jimmykit-kat3424]

Haven't even watched it yet. Already know it's a banger.

[@ramby3405]

SO MANY EXTRAS AND NEW/RECURRING ACTORS RAAAHHH

[@TheMinorsRap]

It truly amazes me that we have so many rich people in this country, and not once have i seen a single one of them pay a court jester to follow them around everywhere they go. And i think thats why our country is in debt.

[@DrHuman-fj5xl]

god i love wizards with guns, im so happy you guys succeeded on youtube

[@Camarija]

1:30 I'm rolling on the floor laughing, and subsequently rolling on the floor helicopter

[@nameless_ben__]

Found this channel today and have been binging for hours!!! Can't get enough!! X3

[@tylermursch7859]

I hope everyone of your guys videos go viral because you all deserve it.

[@TernaryHound]

The flirting in this is more authentic than most big budget rom coms and slightly less offensive. Well done!

[@1JayAkki]

I laughed so hard at the end 😂

[@Vvornn]

I can't believe I just now found one of the most genuinely hilarious skit channels on this forsaken website. Keep up the lords work.

[@sensusensei]

How does this channel not have 1million views 😂 I love this channel.

[@BlackReaper0]

He doesn''t know how to appreciate a real homie jester.

[@wokeupfromsleep9401]

I think it was the... short sword that felled your game, my liege

[@cosmologicalturtle9528]

Anyone still using the music of Macleod in 2023 has my fullest respect

[@huhwhuhing]

any woman would want a new episode of wizards watch tbh

[@moosesurgeon]

The way he said "pussy" sounded a lot like Thomas Middleditch in Jake and Amir's Movie Date sketch

[@maxcasteel2141]

I don't know what a women is but it's certainly what I want most in general

[@robotortoise]

I laughed so hard at the last line that I scared my cat out of the room. Excellent!

[@daleksec01]

The scent is the real key here

[@pokegeaks2]

Rizzards with Trumpets

[@d.mat.zero6525]

With theweight of a 1000 unspent loads! Lol You guys are top tier, n how the hell did you do this skit with out busting out laughing ever 5 sec. I had to pause it multiple time bc i was laughing to hard to pay attention to the next bit.

[@main7168]

charismatic, comedic, other, he's perfect!

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

Horrifically painful and awkward, great job!

[@Google123Chrome]

What made it weird is the short hair, its looks really good tho

[@BuddyWhite616]

This is hilarious i had a long day at work an to come home an see an upload from you guys really made the day seem unimportant cuz i get to end it with a good laugh love you guys please never stop making content

[@KickedCrusader]

Looks like we might be having Amontillado tonight

[@SpookyStu]

A man after the chamber pot I call my heart.

[@AntonOresten]

2:07 just make sure it isn't the sheath/scabbard of fine dining or it might turn into a fork (or perhaps even a spork?)

[@barghest94]

10% change.

[@The-R3d-M4ge]

Just wow, another banger as usual

[@DavidNoDogs]

Jesus Christ, this is hysterical. Where have you guys been hiding 😂

[@CommerceAudio]

This is like classic Jake and Amir.

[@GippyHappy]

I’m trying to figure out how this girl was totally going for it until suddenly she wasn’t. Like how was the sheath comment worse than what he said before that.

[@juliannehannes11]

I love your channel, it brings me happy memories of the glory days of youtube when it was just friends making comedy skits together like BaratsAndBereta. Your channel makes me feel young again.

[@debbiemartin462]

"please stop"🤣🤣

[@gnomelordfyriforest]

this method got me laid!!!! as well as imprisoned for 10 years!

[@IfYoureFeelingAdventurous]

I was at the punch bowl when the jester appeared at the party. After the footage here ends, he began playing taps on his trumpet by farting into it. Funniest shit i ever saw.

[@loweffortproductions1985]

"You SMELL like you're from Medival Times!" Don't think I didn't notice that bit of world-building you snuck in 😂

[@TheCat_3]

When me and my friends go to partys i'm always the jester, never the king :(

[@paulbglaubly]

10/10 downward trumpet thrust

[@CaptainRobierto]

Got some great laughs out of this one thanks guys and gals!

[@Gojiracity]

My favorite is the suddenly serious "look, if you're not gonna respect the method 😐"

[@Ruew]

Thank you, Wizard with guns. Love your makeup tutorials by the way.

[@normalguy246]

idk if this was a subliminal michael trapp reference but it's brilliant either way

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

Dont let the haters get you down, theyre just jealous because they dont have a cool hat with the bells.

[@thorasskicker1751]

Wow I can't remember the last time I cried laughing at a sketch. Brilliant

[@dynad00d15]

I was a jester, back in the day but I took an arrow to the knee..

[@-Jizzie-]

Almost Friday, supermega, and wizards with guns would make a crazy colab

[@monkeysvsrobots]

Love the highlights channel play button lmao

[@retroSlurp]

I just randomly decided to check for new videos, and lo and behold! My prayers have been answered :D

[@dungeonsanddaniel]

You guys are actually amazing - you keep getting better and better!

[@RealSkello]

Ultimate Wingman

[@CapCod]

Jester method never fails

[@hdkjcndkoc9590]

Shall I capture her against her wishes my lord 😂😭😭

[@nebricback1430]

I love this channel

[@ShiraCheshire]

This video is my joke but I literally spend my free time reading infinite fanfictions about romancing some jesters

[@diqweed69]

"Shall I capture her against her wishes, my Lord?" Absolutely, why didn't you open with that?

[@SamFerro]

First video I’ve ever come across where it’s so good I’m mad. I’ve literally never felt the urge to produce skits but this level of creativity is insane and the line delivery??? how the hell do u guys think of this shit