What Would it Take for Newton to Die From an Apple?

[@ojasmishra3487]

Imagine 1 Newton being defined as the impact force required to kill 1 Isaac Newton

[@adamrezabek9469]

sounds very imperial

[@sa_ad]

Sounds good to me

[@ameeshnarayan8016]

Really dark definition

[@furkanunsal5814]

@@adamrezabek9469 sounds very mortal

[@Miki_hero]

it is we just use it incorrectly

[@The_Horizon]

I wish all planets had simple names like bob

[@mouse1570]

Same

[@cringeaholic4082]

A place of ash and lung shattering atmosphere. Void of life and where darkness rules. Planet *Jerry*

[@catco123]

yeah

[@bharath6115]

I like your videos

[@KenhelExcallius]

Reeee

[@kingquality1484]

I like how this implies that Newton could survive being crushed by 61 copies of himself before being bashed with an apple

[@Joopitah]

bonk

[@rltt379]

What can I say? Gravity wasn't invented yet, was it?

[@unexpected2475]

Nice pfp

[@BiloGadget]

@@unexpected2475 thank you... is what i would say if i was the one being complimented

[@bizybliztaverage9414]

DATI DIZU DANZ DATO CHIPU

[@MonsterIsABlock]

But.. Instead we got lucky enough that the apple hit him hard enough to make him gain 100 IQ

[@theabyssalguardian4521]

LOL

[@danielcraciun2589]

*undiscombobulates*

[@UltraAryan10]

You do know that 100 is the average human IQ right?

[@johngonzalez3634]

@@UltraAryan10 he gained 100 iq + his original iq.

[@UltraAryan10]

@@johngonzalez3634 Oh no that's so OP

[@octoberdx]

The title: What Would it Take for Newton to Die From an Apple? Him: 41 or more meters or an apple from Planet Bob Me: P o i s o n Edit: 180 likes that's really pog.

[@Cipher_Paul]

Hold on Snow-white witch, we don't do that here 😂

[@JetstreamSamReal]

You could boil the apple seeds to extract cyanide, and then give him the cyanide to kill him with an apple.

[@octoberdx]

@@JetstreamSamReal I remember my parents telling my not to eat to the core of an apple cuz cyanide lol

[@yes2.039]

Lol

[@jeffsampson5822]

Just eat 20 or so apple cores, that will do it.

[@stewiegriffin2394]

He's literally killing newton by his formula

[@taxidriverxdscp4242]

I use the math to destroy the math teacher

[@TUNDIRE409]

@@taxidriverxdscp4242 I NERF the teacher by using a NERF gun

[@caloocanboy7522]

@@TUNDIRE409 lol

[@0xBlez]

@@No-Community1380 that's me all the time

[@beyondbirthday5734]

669 likes,not ruining it.

[@gindtsquia1906]

“Without Newton, we wouldn’t have Calculus” Leibniz: *crying in the corner*

[@zyadmohamed5360]

We even use leibniz nominations but yeah Newton used calculus far better so he has a better claim

[@lordanonimmo7699]

@@zyadmohamed5360 Actually not,leibniz used calculus far better in mathematics.Calculus for Newton was just for physics.

[@zyadmohamed5360]

@@lordanonimmo7699 I was talking in general newton's discoveries were far more significant

[@lordanonimmo7699]

@@zyadmohamed5360 Yeah i agree that newton made way more important discoveries,but you specifically talked about calculus wich in my opinion leibniz made a bigger contribution than Newton in this area.

[@arshupadhyaya]

@@lordanonimmo7699 no Newton used it more in maths... far far more.

[@The_Horizon]

thanks to that apple not killing him we need to study physics :(

[@sharkcraftmc1903]

Second comment lol

[@colinbradley7361]

When you like both horizon comments

[@Danman507.]

And now we can’t fly either

[@udrubudrub]

Stupid Newton

[@colstonish2168]

verified with only 77 likes 😱😱😱😱

[@bread-ul2pr]

eclectic: this would however prevent principa Mathematica from ever being written me: I need a shot gun and a time machine

[@shaark0l122]

i love videos where they tell you right away and its not like 10 minutes of something

[@simonkrstevski9717]

Newton: *gets credit for discovering calculus* Leibniz: Comes to this video

[@Release-Topic-b4d]

Teacher : So yeah , practice all this Me : Comes to this video

[@jiangciyang3860]

newton did invent calculus, leibniz also invented calculus separately they both discovered calculus on their own

[@chedidkamal837]

Calculus was invented way before the both.

[@shadowrote16]

@@chedidkamal837 I don’t know whether other parts of calculus was invented before them, but what I do know is that Newton and Leibniz invented the derivative, which is a fundamental part of calculus. No other person has done this before, or at least there’s no evidence to prove such a thing.

[@shadowrote16]

@@chedidkamal837 So if you’re talking about all of modern calculus, then you are drastically incorrect by saying it was invented before them.

[@skire_d26]

I kinda expected you to calculate how big an apple had to be to damage Newton's head

[@4cbeat_46]

Huh... that's kinda wierd.

[@keanusamuels1782]

@@4cbeat_46 almost as weird as writing weird as wierd.

[@fundamentalsofknowledge6902]

@@keanusamuels1782 Don't be rude, must have been some mistake. (No offense intended).

[@keanusamuels1782]

@@fundamentalsofknowledge6902 yes

[@emamibhattacharjee1874]

Yeah. Me too 🤣🤣🤣

[@thatoneguy7191]

One can only wonder why on earth you'd imagine this XD

[@RTDelete]

Because science

[@erickwang4943]

He's not on Earth.

[@kevindong9999]

Failed a calculus test

[@silic8873]

science

[@WellPreparedTreeFrog]

He’s not on earth he’s on Bob

[@Unpug]

I seriously love the dedication and effort in this dude lmao

[@Echo-hg7gu]

Dang, that apple failed to assassinate Newton like planned. Now we all have to study physics!

[@RTDelete]

The apple-Newton-story is so retold that this is realistic considering the versions I’ve heard

[@commonhousehuman]

Does anyone believe the story?, i hope not

[@Tan-lb6sm]

@@commonhousehuman which story... because for the most part it was still an apple that led to Newton eventually discovering gravity and everything else.

[@commonhousehuman]

@@Tan-lb6sm Things fall because of a unknown force there for gravity has been discovered but not understood, so why a apple he probably saw hundreds of items fall to the ground

[@Tan-lb6sm]

@@commonhousehuman that’s a good question, it’s the situation of that it was what led to pondering. Have you ever had something so normal you don’t even really notice, but at a specific moment you suddenly begin to ponder about it? I assume that’s what happened. It was likely that he at least had properly saw it fall straight to down from a tree causing him to have a brief moment of thinking or gave fuel to when he was already thinking about nature, which eventually lead to him deciding to research and find out how to truly explain it. You do have a point it probably isn’t true, but legends are legends and it helps because either way Newton is the one who “discovered/figured out” gravity. There is also a biography of him made by William Shutley, published in the 1700s that in fact mentions this apple incident, so for the most part we can assume some kind of Apple event lead to Newton deciding to do research. Unless y’know, he lied to William.

[@MarioSantos-zx4bj]

@@commonhousehuman probably he was just so fucking mad he made a whole fucking study to tell why

[@hymnia1801]

In an alternate universe: Newton was sitting under a durian tree

[@turbobro02]

Imagine if he still somehow survives that 0-0 *burn the witch*

[@huh2726]

@@turbobro02 Everyone gangsta until Newton is able to finish his work after getting a durian to the head.

[@joannamysluk8623]

That idea *_stinks_* if you ask me.

[@jeromesuarez5293]

Also in an another alt universe: Newton was sitting under a coconut tree

[@buttcheek7433]

in an alternate universe: Newton was standing under a boiling ball tree

[@hamsterman1995]

I am now sad because I found your channel today and this was the last video I had to watch. Amazing content.

[@AlabamaMan]

yeah, same

[@aivinni9838]

he says he will upload again in april

[@hamsterman1995]

@@aivinni9838 for what April fools day? If so, that's cruel. :(

[@masterawesome1000]

I've been thinking this for over 6 years but felt it was too stupid to ask anyone, thank you for answering this for me.

[@Simha_Gamerz]

in my class all of us make jokes that "newton slept under apple tree so a apple fell on him and he discovered gravity what if he had slept under a coconut tree"

[@NeoTheSatisfactory]

You deserve way more subs than this

[@eklectic497]

Glad you think so! :D

[@xctye27]

True

[@NuhashTheHash]

@@eklectic497 are you still alive?

[@parabolaaaaa4919]

he will upload soon in april

[@Ash36Gaming]

Newton sucks

[@alexp5569]

I was already expecting that you'd put him on a different planet before clicking on the video but those initial calculations were also very interesting. Overall awesome video!

[@Taz-Alba]

I like how you’re using Newton’s own discoveries against him 😂 the irony in this video

[@splendor10]

Lol😂

[@sprite8344]

Dude shit got really complex i need help

[@harrycarry1015]

In 2050:that guy built a time machine to actually kill newton by his invention

[@gayshrekmaster]

dang newton, uf it wasnt for him we could be floating right now

[@josephpoulsen5447]

It’s funny that you could never do the math to find what would kill Newton if it weren’t for Newton

[@Jonas_Albert]

There could probably be another person that would have invented it.

[@ryko1478]

@@Jonas_Albert yeah but it would take at least other 100 years

[@omrr2096]

@@Jonas_Albert but then no one would even know who Newton was thus this video would not exist

[@Jonas_Albert]

@@omrr2096 yeah i know, but if it was. Then someone would probably have invented calculas at some point. Gottfried Leibniz also invented calculas like Newton, but he was shut Down by Newton, because he Got the royal family to side with him, so without Newton he just would have been the inventar. Because Newton didn’t release calculas before Gottfried Leibniz Said he did. Newton dodcthe same work 20 years earlier.

[@Yo-kk7hw]

@@Jonas_Albert ok

[@lathspelz]

But! If Newton never found out about Gravity would Gravity still exist and thus be able to kill him? These are the real Question any timetravelling Murderer needs to ask himself!

[@justsomeplantcells-]

And, when Newton arrive at Bob He would have been crushed up and died of low oxygen

[@begginer1766]

it would still exist because he didn't invent gravity he discovered gravity

[@tilmannplr2652]

@@begginer1766 are you joking or are you really that dumb?

[@Kozkayn]

@@begginer1766 r/woosh

[@DrakeRing]

@@begginer1766 r/woooosh counter 👇

[@Momen1984]

2:04 so newton spoke arabic out of nowhere and said : ( أنا على حق )😂 translation : *I AM RIGHT* 😂😂

[@plutoniumisotope205]

😂😂

[@mohammedabdelfattah7143]

Arabic fellas, rare

[@plutoniumisotope205]

@@mohammedabdelfattah7143 i am not arab nor i know. Arabic

[@mohammedabdelfattah7143]

@@plutoniumisotope205 talking about the guy who transelated it in the first place.. so, how are you? and if you can answer me what is your ethnicity ?

[@plutoniumisotope205]

@@mohammedabdelfattah7143 indian as every 2nd guy on the platform😁

[@BovineDesigns]

I hope people make equations on how fruit could theoretically kill me in the next 400 years.

[@ArvindKumar-xg5dl]

Teacher: so what you've doing before physics exam Me: what force does the Apple requires to kill Newton

[@dcgreatman]

I love how before he thought about changing the size and type/strength of apple, he thought about taking Newton to a whole different planet

[@alexp5569]

But then I ask: "Is that still an apple?"

[@dcgreatman]

@@alexp5569 I would say a genetically modified 200 pound apple is still an apple

[@Manymanicorns]

It is the period of time where Eklectic finally gets the attention he deserves. You’ve hit the recommendation box, well done my boy :D

[@H33333]

This guy: Makes this video* Newton: "You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?"

[@Web_2567]

A question I like to ask myself all the time is “what came first, the apple or gravity?” The apple could never have fallen without gravity and yet… if the apple never fell, Newton never could have invented gravity. Truly a modern dilemma.

[@amarimalone7175]

Gravity wasn’t invented, it was discovered. It was always there. Without gravity I’m sure humans wouldn’t exist. Are you joking or being sarcastic? Im sorry, I cannot tell. 💀

[@Web_2567]

@@amarimalone7175 💀

[@Scarlxtt]

​@@amarimalone7175 r/wooosh lmao

[@amarimalone7175]

@@Scarlxtt please I’m neurodivergent, have mercy on me 😫🙏🏾

[@gytuj6722]

@@amarimalone7175 neurodivergent isnt a thing youre just a retard

[@HaviGavi]

1:17 I swear at the top of the planet, the details to make it look like a planet say 'sus', I hope it is just me.

[@FungIsSquish]

I’m sure a young version of Einstein would know how to kill Einstein with an apple

[@richardberta8379]

It was surprisingly educational for me. One question. How do you incorporate terminal velocity into Impact force?

[@popularsensai]

This is a shower thought, you can't possibly dream this or even think like this after 1900 kg of weed

[@yahnmahn9035]

r/oddlyspecific

[@DanaWhite69Jones]

@Hand Grabbing Fruits you mean where is the meth

[@mreverstrucked23]

You just explained more than I will learn in 3 years

[@WomanSlayer69420]

Imagine if Newton sat under a durian tree instead

[@mohammadaliwi6773]

It didn’t actually hit his head, he was drinking tea with his friend in the garden and saw an apple fall from a tree and boom gravity

[@Lenny-op7nw]

Thank you FBI agent, very cool!

[@furkanunsal5814]

FBI always knows

[@aflower6955]

Was fbi created in Newton's time? Nice to know-

[@Memer-gc9cq]

Good to know waitttt....

[@allancook1311]

I love how this comes from the FBI

[@PhoenixCNSTL]

Love how he's teaching us while making jokes that people actually likes.

[@flameythephantom8928]

Eklectic: "Uses physics to kill Newton". Newton you dare use my own skills against me potter.

[@rubinolas6998]

0:42 Alexa?! Cool, so if I hit myself on the head hard enough they'll give me a free virtual assistant!

[@mulchmulchmulchmulchgang4life]

Hear me out, what if.... we didn't have apple trees so Newton or anyone else couldn't figure out gravity

[@luizftavares]

How is this not trending?

[@harishchad.]

1:28 This is bob, bob has no hands. Be like Bob

[@PizzaEnthusiast563]

Us:Wants to kill newton with the apple that fell on his head Also us:*USES PHYSICS TO DO SO*

[@ISuperYoloI]

Fun fact: an apple didnt really fall on his head, he just saw it fall

[@markchernyshev7785]

aand your source is?

[@anonymousfish2456]

@@markchernyshev7785 any historical source lol, it's a myth

[@M7Teen7]

dying from an apple would be the most stupidest death I've ever seen.

[@MasterPojoway]

i mean that’s not even true, he invented gravity, so he can’t die from his invention before his invention was even made

[@horsearcher6350]

A-Albert E-Einstein !? Is it you?

[@technomatic6285]

I can smell a whoooosh coming

[@Gummyboypog]

R/woosh

[@examtime4887]

Nobody , literally nobody , he: gravity is invented

[@1221-o7e]

@@examtime4887 whooosh

[@justinlumpkin1874]

The biggest disrespect to Newton and physicists everywhere is that you decided to account for air resistance

[@fortbuilder164]

I can imagine the ghost of newton saying “you dare use my own spells against me potter!”

[@ranputeras596]

Newton : mm yes, this formula is finished. Now this could helps people in the future An intelligence future people :

[@शिव-श7ण]

funny how hes using newtons discoveries to decipher the amount of newtons required to kill newton

[@user-tc3ye7ms4d]

Wow, this really makes us rethink our existence. If an apple from 70 ft in the air bashed Newton's skull in, gravity wouldn't exist.

[@JogVodka]

I like how this had to include killing newton. Like if the idea of an apple killing a person wasnt enough now we add in newton to the scenario

[@benjaminzerr6708]

Me: Unsurprised by the first half of the video Ekletic: Let me introduce you to Bob...

[@MEM_8008]

Alternative title: using Newton to kill Newton

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

if newton is under coconut palm tree? my friend “boat” discovered gravity instead it’s a joke in my class room lol we joke about newton under coconut tree

[@daychild_]

Me in school: ugh I hate math Me at home: time to watch a bunch of math related videos on KZbin :D

[@yonosetampoco447]

Great idea and production. Congrats I've already subscribed

[@wizzy7000]

Alternate timeline: If nature didn't want Newton to invent physics

[@netanyelrucker]

The simple answer is an allergy to apples.

[@-atr0c_ty-]

Person1: i d!ed from [reasonable death] Person2: i d!3d because oldness Newton: a p p l e

[@koooooooo71]

2:08 The upper letter says in the bottom :انا على حق Which means "I'm right" in arabic.

[@wisochiso877]

2:10 Who noticed the arabic sentence on the upper paper? (أنا على حق )

[@BargB]

0:05 that story is kinda sus, how the apple fell on his head if he hadn't invented gravity yet?

[@isthatabear498]

It seems that the worm inside the Apple pushed itself down to attack Issac, assumingly.

[@TaiyoTaiyoTaiyo]

Couldn't imagine one single apple simply brought Doom and suffering to the whole world until now

[@soyanshumohapatra]

*First thing first:* The 🍎 didn't fell 'on' Newton's head. *Second thing second(can you read it in a second):* If that happen, then we might still be finding ways to exactly calculate the value of π, and the knowledge we now have about physics would become half.

[@soyanshumohapatra]

😂😂😜

[@shantanu10z]

Audience: *What if apple did not fall on Newton's head* Bully maguire: *I missed the part where that's my problem*

[@vandvix561]

Alternate title: Killing Newton within his own platform

[@suryakiranharidas5756]

0:28 kills newton using the same thing he discovered *cha cha real smooth*

[@mustafamashhood2700]

how did the apple fall on newtons head if gravity wasn't invented during that time??

[@OctaviaToast]

Eklectic right now: “I used gravity to destroy gravity

[@andrew13yearsago2]

Or you could drop the apple from the atmosphere and calculate the wind speed + the apple survives the atmosphere

[@binarypasta7633]

2:27 Walter White, the next newton

[@premdevi3474]

I did not even understand anything lmao 0:23

[@davidbian2466]

You forgot about the size of the apple

[@reign7517]

we asking the right questions now

[@ghosts3478]

2:00 one of the papers say in arbic (I'm right)

[@purplehaze2358]

Fun fact, Newton supposedly "discovering gravity" via an apple falling on his head is actually a myth.

[@ananimoselty2234]

We all know that things couldn't fall before gravity was invented

[@eagletoan6212]

Let’s call it Bob😂😂😂

[@pianoofied]

"Im gonna be a youtuber!" "Well good luck leaving school because you wont survive out there without knowledge" "When did i say im leaving school?"

[@sloppyolivermon9]

Maybe the discovery was the result of a concussion

[@weezingargonian6523]

If the apple had killed him, we’d all still be floating around in the sky right now

[@thecarpman5]

Are you angry at isac newton for discovering gravity? Don't have enough apples? Well just simply invent advance space travel! great video

[@Lithronegaming]

Future film theory/ game theory/ food theory found !

[@kasomosi7145]

You could also just poison the apple and feed it to Newton.

[@Row_of_E]

Alternative answer: a very strong time traveler to throw the apple

[@sharkyboi258]

Me learning more from this video than school could ever do

[@minsfari5385]

He had discovered gravity. But at what cost?

[@justfrog_]

"What would it take for newton to die from an apple?" "I don't know, a whole tree after that?"

[@truckboi8020]

love how this dude was the first person to realize we were going towards somewhere

[@pohorex6834]

My first idea was to crank up gravity lmao

[@Lettuce1]

Common mistake: the apple DID NOT land on his head, it landed next to him

[@CreeperG0d]

The force is not what kill u, the force of that appl would have still be the same even though it had been rly high to kill. What kills u is the energy of the object hitting u.

[@player3616_]

“What would it take for newton to die from an apple?” An apple *with a GUN!*

[@victinhomatadordeporco1322]

Newton: *creates formulas to calculate gravity* Modern people: *use them to kill Newton*

[@minnaholland5612]

Me:As a scientist I can confirm that if you were to poison the apple and make him consume it he would die Also me:*not a scientist *💅👁️👄👁️💅