What Your Favorite Mortal Kombat Character Says about You (part 2)

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

I had a hand in writing the quip at 1:43

[@dodonut99987]

"Who the FUCK plays Mortal Kombat on Wii?!" Me: *Shifty Eye Monkey meme*

[@CynicalWarlock]

Da fuk is.. *wrong* with you?

[@dodonut99987]

@@CynicalWarlock Nothing at all *sweats profusely*

[@KingJRool.]

Motor Kombat with the Wii Wheel goes hard

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@KingJRool. Fair point.

[@KylieWilson]

Cries in MK Switch player

[@CoralCopperHead]

I feel personally attacked by that Havik truth.

[@CynicalWarlock]

The truth shall set you free.

[@ParaplegicKeanuReeves]

Yeah make storytelling great again.....or at least a thing again 💀

[@CoralCopperHead]

@@ParaplegicKeanuReeves Forget that, I'm here for the wacky woo-hoo gore fireworks and the Kombatant designs.

[@arbington]

Okay but, when he rips off his arm and hits people with it tho

[@subscriberswithOnlyonevi-zm2ix]

I play him cuz he's the closest thing mk has to a punk character 😂

[@gamingking22291]

Sektor: You're the coolest person around because the old one was the coolest cyborg around and you feel absolutely disrespected by the writers, especially in the DLC department. Cyrax: You just like discount Sektor.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@gamingking22291 I can feel the Cyrax fandom's wrath manifesting. And yeah, gender-bending Sektor, of all people, is hilarious.

[@urdatninja]

@@CynicalWarlock rule 63 sektor is better than the og... Y'all can pull out your pitchforks already

[@gamingking22291]

@urdatninja Sure. Majority prefer OG.

[@3axapTv]

I like idea of female cyber ninjas, like mk11 Frost.

[@gamingking22291]

@@3axapTv But only if they're original characters and not gender-swaps.

[@The-Helghast]

Miss Mortal Kombat Midway Era

[@CynicalWarlock]

You and half the fanbase.

[@The-Helghast]

Absolutely ​@@CynicalWarlock

[@denkunn]

the way I started to sweat once you talked about Smoke because that's precisely what I did for my little mk au

[@CynicalWarlock]

I spoke to your soul.

[@denkunn]

@@CynicalWarlock I don't like it. (do it again with raiden)

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@denkunn Mixed signals, I love it.

[@HahaFunn1Naem]

The Noob Saibot one 😭 You aren’t the only one for Ermac though.

[@CynicalWarlock]

My man.🤝

[@augus979]

so youre getting along with this pgntuber thingy

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@augus979 Well look who it is.. Thanks, although this is somewhat stripped down, compared to what I used to do.

[@jackbaccarat4084]

Definitely hit me with the tremor description, when I discovered coke coffee the day of when they were taking it off the shelves.

[@CynicalWarlock]

Yees.. I, too, am familiar with this cosmic injustice. Vanilla Coke, Cherry Coke, peanut butter Haagen Dazs, and a dozen other things that just disappeared days after me discovering and taking a liking to them.

[@jackbaccarat4084]

@@CynicalWarlock solidarity bro

[@notcris_1556]

🤮🤢😧😰🤢🤮😨🤢🤭🤢🤮🤮🤮

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@notcris_1556 🥤☕

[@popcultureasylum7456]

That thumbnail is crazy. I'm down BAD for Sindel

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@popcultureasylum7456 Don't let her near your ears.

[@deelystanonfightcade2]

she can bust my lil hearin holes wide open bro. Why did they de bimbofy this icon 😢😩

[@CoolSaver]

​@@CynicalWarlockI wonder if that's one of her actual costumes in 11?

[@wdcain1]

​@@CoolSaver It's part of the retro costume dlc from MK One.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@wdcain1 This same look? Cause this one looks like the MK9 outfit with the MK11 face.

[@CoolSaver]

Haha, so true about Havik lmao. Although i was impressed not by ripping arms, but by cracking head, and breaking legs, and twisting torso. And that one funny dialogue he had with Shujinko. Fun fact: that little interaction had better writing than the whole Khaos Reigns DLC. Also had a good laugh from the take about Ferra/Torr, an unexpected one (i think it would've been funnier if i actually experienced it, but i didn't played X much). And the whole ending is really funny, i can imagine Shao Kahn fans fr tell other people they suck too often lol. Nice video.

[@CynicalWarlock]

Glad so many of them resonated with you. Ferra/Torr was oppressive in tournaments, in the right hands. I specifically remember the commentator going "Ferra/Torr players should be ashamed of that damage", during a Kumite In Tennessee event.

[@jaredrobinson7071]

Uhhh no. I will not change your mind. That is impossible. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa is Tsang Tsung. Objectively, subjectively, figuratively, and literally. Fuck even metaphorically.

[@CynicalWarlock]

Even grammatically.

[@dannyleo5787]

@@jaredrobinson7071 yeah... he's legit

[@CoolSaver]

Chang Chung (sorry)

[@robertminnie782]

4:49 I like when hooman go splat in Torr Brutality. It funni. I klap. Also when Torr fling man into sky, huh-huh. Much laugh, very smile, such happy. Also: "Torr big man!" "Raargh!"

[@CoolSaver]

The sanest Ferra/Torr enjoyer

[@robertminnie782]

@@CoolSaver Hahahah, big muscle go brrrrrrrrr

[@CynicalWarlock]

Pretty much the highlights of the character. The big oaf has grown on me, over the years.

[@lordtrigon1733]

5:13 That's strange... I don't remember ordering a stab in the heart today. 😐

[@CynicalWarlock]

It's on the house.

[@katymbeke8400]

Convincing Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa to reprise his role is the best decision NRS made.

[@CynicalWarlock]

200 IQ move, yes. Wish they'd do that with more characters.

[@Flüjænør]

Yet they didn’t continue to use his face as the face model in (2023) MK1

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@Flüjænør Which puzzles me to no end.

[@saintmangosteen]

Bro you're description for having Rain be one's favourite character was brief but accurate. I'd definitely say my life is good, yet i find myself complaining about petty things very often, I need to stop. 💀

[@CoralCopperHead]

I think being alive in 2024 is good enough reason for anyone to complain. Or really anytime during the '00s. Or the 90s. Or the 80s. Or- I'm just gonna stop myself before I start hitting centuries.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@CoralCopperHead There's always reason to complain, but by most objective metrics, life is better now.

[@CynicalWarlock]

Yeah I know many people like that. Tough to use that energy constructively.

[@batboythecool]

4:19 you didn't have to call me out like that DANG 😭

[@CynicalWarlock]

Well it's true..

[@MischievousLoki1111]

Ah look who decided to drop a video again

[@CynicalWarlock]

Apologies for the delay, my lord Loki-Tsung.

[@KylieWilson]

My joke for Shang Tsung was “you unironically think being a Slytherin is a flex”

[@CynicalWarlock]

Goood one. Shang is definitely a Voldemort stan.

[@RichwoodCman5]

So gentlemen? I think we all know why we’re here

[@DLokiii]

Absolutely 😎

[@SolWrld1]

@@DLokiii THEM SHOULDER BOULDERS ON HER CHEST PUT US IN HERE...

[@DLokiii]

@@SolWrld1 My Man 🙌

[@CynicalWarlock]

The culture must flow.

[@derschafer1012]

Mommy issues? ☑️

[@vadandrumist1670]

Personally speaking, Cassie was right on the money for me. Though I wonder if there needs to be a distinction between the sass master intro dialogues Cassie and loser team leader story Cassie.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@vadandrumist1670 Indubitably. No discussion about it. That useless bot they put in the story mode isn't Cassie.

[@katymbeke8400]

@@CynicalWarlockI genuinely miss mkx Cassie, mk11 was a whole 180.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@katymbeke8400 Looks, sounds, and acts nothing like her. She's literally like a blow-up doll.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

Cassie lost her swag after beating Shinnok, she became like that cool coworker who becomes a doormat after getting promoted.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@gimmeyourrights8292 Good analogy.

[@nono9543]

As an Ermac fan, it's not just you.

[@CynicalWarlock]

🤝

[@kylenguyen7371]

5:30 PND Ketchup & Mustard would have words with you. 😂

[@CynicalWarlock]

Welcome back, man. Don't tell me K&M are Jarek fans.

[@kylenguyen7371]

@@CynicalWarlock okay. I won't tell you. 😆

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@kylenguyen7371 -_-

[@Kyuuzosan]

First time I saw the thumbail I ignored it... As it wouldn't go away I looked who posted... didn't expect that one. That being said, i'll go rewatch the first one to refresh my memory

[@CynicalWarlock]

"As it wouldn't go away" - never thought I'd get KZbin to do that.

[@bigredradish]

Sindel: if a single soul asks you how you feel about MK's story direction you'll be screaming in their ears and deafening them just like mommy

[@CynicalWarlock]

Even Sindel's traumatized by the crap story.

[@Thommo-z2g]

That Triborg one hurt.

[@CynicalWarlock]

Hurt me when I wrote it.

[@dannyleo5787]

@@CynicalWarlock Guess it was mechanically impossible to fuck himself. Oh well hardly hurt

[@wolf_skin]

That thumbnail is giving me mommy issues

[@CynicalWarlock]

It's givin me somethin else.

[@takedatakahashi9812]

I mean that armor was pretty sick

[@CynicalWarlock]

I *knew*, I *absolutely knew* Takeda fans would legit like the armor. Proves my point. :D

[@sachintendulkar3556]

the Khrome character was a friends design.

[@CynicalWarlock]

No fucking way - small world. Lemme know who, so I can credit them in the description.

[@stijnvanrobaeys7011]

I could just watch these videos for hours

[@CynicalWarlock]

Gotcha, next one will be 4 hours.

[@SirCapyTheSecond]

​@@CynicalWarlockThat shits gonna be the video I watch while eating for one month

[@stijnvanrobaeys7011]

@@CynicalWarlock finally, something I can watch instead of sleeping 💪

[@БакдаулетСайдилла]

Some of them hurt, but at the same time, so true 😅

[@CynicalWarlock]

Truth hurts.

[@fairlywren3664]

Don't bully me even more about Noob Saibot my guy, I'm already cucked enough.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@fairlywren3664 You poor thing..

[@SirCapyTheSecond]

Get + 6 minutes of sleep or watch the new Warlock upload

[@CynicalWarlock]

So you have chosen.. brainrot.

[@Smoaque]

Couldn’t have been more right about smoke😔

[@CynicalWarlock]

Liking him is both a blessing and a curse, I suppose.

[@Smoaque]

@@CynicalWarlock he’s been my favourite since mk9 and I’m okay with his character tbh, he’s a kuai liang supporter and general hype man, that’s why I like him

[@CoolSaver]

​​@@Smoaquewhy did your hype man not showed up for the party at Titan Havik's?

[@Smoaque]

@@CoolSaver I assume it was to stay back and coordinate the shirai ryu in kuai liangs absence

[@CoolSaver]

@@Smoaque yeah, coordinate. More like play poker, if you know what i mean XD

[@Distxrtixns_Pookie]

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IN NIGHTWOLF

[@CynicalWarlock]

You're welcome.

[@PizzaMan879]

3:07 Oh, so just literally me.😏

[@CynicalWarlock]

You the bully or the orphan?

[@PizzaMan879]

@@CynicalWarlock The one who gets to have fun 😈

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@PizzaMan879 Uh-oh..

[@tsvetelin6556]

Really good one as the previous!

[@CynicalWarlock]

Thankss.

[@Strikedown51]

Your not the only one who wants the MK9 alt/Deception outfits they indeed go fucking hard and as for sindel and Sheeva I have one word for them "MOTHER" 😏 I'll gladly send myself out now lol again outstanding work Mr Warlock

[@CynicalWarlock]

Many thanks, and glad I'm not the only one.

[@kivaHBRO_04]

I played Motor kombat at my friends house years ago

[@CynicalWarlock]

On a Wii?

[@kivaHBRO_04]

@@CynicalWarlock yeah edit: we had to use those classic controllers to play the game. The one you plug in the Wii remote

[@Tenson123]

as a Noob main myself i can proudly say that you are 100% Correct!

[@CynicalWarlock]

"Proudly", lol.

[@Knight1029]

Well... That's revealing...

[@CynicalWarlock]

mmnaaaaaaah..

[@Knight1029]

@@CynicalWarlock yeah...

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@Knight1029 yeah..

[@syki-tp1tn]

God, does this surpass the first one, in so much ways in terms of humour, i wish i could triple like, also see that Chibilock moves now. And that you've accepted your Zaterran heritage

[@syki-tp1tn]

Also what happened to motaro, probably same reasons as Sheeva though

[@CynicalWarlock]

I admit nothing.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@syki-tp1tn I just thought Motaro prancing on Enya would be funny.

[@DarkSpino306]

Ah, that explains a lot (the Noob Saibot one).

[@CynicalWarlock]

Quite right.

[@JB-kr5rk]

Wow ngl you aced the Shao Kahn one I literally can’t help but do that

[@CynicalWarlock]

I knew it.

[@3axapTv]

My friend is a big fan of Lost (TV series) and his fav char is Shang Tsung. You may think it's Smoke, but in Lost "smoke monster" can turn into dead people and Shang can turn into Smoke.

[@CynicalWarlock]

Well.. funny how that all works.

[@ggguNeck]

.... its me.... I'm the Takeda fan

[@CynicalWarlock]

Bet you also love that armor too.

[@ivanhunter6492]

1:08 I am feeling called out right now

[@CynicalWarlock]

Ahh, a Cassie lover..

[@quintinjansevanvuuren9638]

Going to feel self conscious ever time I point and tell people they suck now.

[@CynicalWarlock]

You will *never* win.

[@KrishiChununsinghBeeharry]

My favourite is Shujinko ❤

[@CynicalWarlock]

Yeah I like him too. Underrated character concept.

[@dannyleo5787]

The boons and booms return 😂 Wait... Stryker, Strike her... 🤦‍♂️ < sighs > yeah were a misplaced street fighter without any powers. So what, Stryker will be a badass. Justice is unisex, JUSTICE FOR STRYKER!!!!

[@CynicalWarlock]

Yeah, you go, StrykeHer.

[@dannyleo5787]

@@CynicalWarlock OH Strike mileena for no reason gotcha

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@dannyleo5787 My man💪

[@HahaFunn1Naem]

WATCH OUT MILEENA.

[@CoolSaver]

​@@dannyleo5787oh shit, that Armageddon intro 😂 Now everything makes sense!

[@Mrr_dj]

Chadkeda

[@CynicalWarlock]

Sigmakeda

[@argentbrav0]

the thumbnail got me here

[@CynicalWarlock]

Ya don't say..

[@Lord_Umbra]

Omg why was the Smoke one so accurate 😂

[@CynicalWarlock]

I'm in the 'accurate' business.

[@derschafer1012]

I have a sinking feeling I am one of the few sad souls that gets the Konquest Quan Chi reference, huhhhhnnn

[@CynicalWarlock]

Yes. You are. But I did a video on the man and a couple more of us came out of the woodwork.

[@derschafer1012]

@@CynicalWarlock Nice. I’m going to check it out now, and leave a like for one of the only two actors in that entire show that put their hearts into it, despite the awful writing.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@derschafer1012 Speaking of, yeah, I need to make a video on Jeff Meek too. The show is cheesy as fuck (a product of its time), but it does worldbuilding pretty well. Diamond in the rough, as far as I'm concerned.

[@k.r.8157]

I mean... as a Shang Tsung fan, how... how can you think otherwise?? Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa got the looks, the voice, the cadence, the gesture, the sass, the flair, Do you want me to go on?

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@k.r.8157 The smirk, the cheekbones, the politeness, fake kindness, the evil eyes, the surprisingly American way in which he says "Liu Kang"..

[@xaviergonzalez44]

Stryker: You watched my video and now think about the massive potential of the character Literally I made MK11 Stryker and Smoke endings after seeing your ideas for them

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@xaviergonzalez44 Wow, thanks. Do share them.

[@xaviergonzalez44]

@@CynicalWarlock when I mean “made” it means I wrote them down on a piece of paper and then clumsily acted them out

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@xaviergonzalez44 ooooook

[@Hanac360]

A real Ermac fan begs for the mk11 suit

[@CynicalWarlock]

Ah, denial..

[@IAmVisionXo]

Sindel, hahaha I love it, Li Mei? LOL!

[@MaikoTen]

In Ermac, it's not just you.

[@CynicalWarlock]

Thank you.

[@EnigmaticVayne]

This thumbnail...🥵

[@CynicalWarlock]

..will inspire activities.

[@whotalkedmeintothis]

So... If you want Ermacs MK9 alt back... Does that mean you go by they/them as you said? :0

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@whotalkedmeintothis I'll be as many thems as they want, is they give me my one true Ermac back.

[@iamthenati]

3:55 How on earth did you not insert that video of Armageddon Styker socking Mileena to match your pun?

[@CynicalWarlock]

Not enough braincells.

[@KryselITG]

Sindel is indeed, mommy. Over 10,000 years but mommy nonetheless.

[@CynicalWarlock]

Oh no, 10k years is nothing - that's just how old Kitana is.

[@longthornhenderson331]

Yeah youre not alone on the ermac thing! Also favorite character stryker? (Looks at mk9 slowly being impossible to play normally) … im so sorry

[@CynicalWarlock]

One of the best MK games, and you can't buy it officially - says everything about the state of things.

[@Amig186]

I think the only reason anyone likes new Li Mei is because they liked the old one. Gotta take what you can get.

[@CynicalWarlock]

Facts. Which is such a shitty rationalization, btw.

[@vsauce4337]

Still no raiden?

[@CynicalWarlock]

Thunder god needs a lotta likes.

[@charleenliebschwager4565]

Those sensu beans would bring Goku back to life

[@CynicalWarlock]

....yeah, they would.

[@mindidea7074]

Okay, so two things to take note of .(#1) I'm back and .(#2) Dat thumbnail tho

[@CynicalWarlock]

(#1) Welcome back. (#2) I regret nothing.

[@edd4131]

Lmao Khrome is coming to MK1 in the form of the t-1000!! 😭😭 been waiting for this moment forever. It would honestly be dope if he got a ninja skin TOOO BRUH, seeing as the t-1000 is the infiltrator 👁️👁️

[@CynicalWarlock]

Would be a no-brainer. Will be surprised if they don't put one in.

[@Iqzzy-KO]

1:53 You ain't the only one Warlock, I'm with you, MK9 2nd kostume Ermac is the best!

[@CynicalWarlock]

🙌🙌🙌 Gotta start a petition to bring it back.

[@Iqzzy-KO]

@@CynicalWarlock Yesss!

[@The-Phantom-Warrior]

2:36 Li Mei My Favorite MK Woman

[@CynicalWarlock]

A worthy pick.

[@pescando]

You don’t have to call me out with the Sheeva part like that. Blame Fugtrup.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@pescando For the record.. I do.

[@Odinfang]

I happily main Baraka, but I just love his weapons. Been a fan of armblades for years because of this guy. If there was one thing to me MK1 managed to do right was make Baraka much better than just a jobber. Also, the fact they got Steve Blum to voice him, who also heavily voices animated wolverine a lot, was just so fitting 😂

[@CynicalWarlock]

Yeah speaking of Wolverine, should've just said "You're a Wolverine stan" for Baraka.

[@Odinfang]

@@CynicalWarlock this does work too 😂

[@botshoker1480]

As Cyber sub zero main in mkx it's 100% true

[@CynicalWarlock]

Of course, been on the receiving end of it plenty of times.

[@SyzothSXA]

THAT THUMBNAIL AWWWWHHHHHGGGG SOMETHING IS HAPPENING AHHHHWWWGGGG

[@CynicalWarlock]

Cool it there, fire hose.

[@expriment217]

Damn bro did Nightwolf Fans dirty

[@CynicalWarlock]

They are not the only ones whose people have been victimized.

[@shielfoxftw8279]

I’ll take what you said about Havik as a badge of honor

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@shielfoxftw8279 Which is exactly what a Havik fan would say.

[@clxssicsisgod]

Really curious what you have to say about the Hsu Hao fan

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@clxssicsisgod You don't wanna know..

[@clxssicsisgod]

@@CynicalWarlock 30 minute long Hsu Hao rant when

[@HahaFunn1Naem]

God forbid the Bo Rai Cho one too…

[@clxssicsisgod]

@@HahaFunn1Naem MrGstar321 would have an aneurysm just with the concept of a Bo Rai Cho fandom

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@clxssicsisgod They out there.

[@ThePizza3d]

I prefer MK 11 Cassie primarly because of her longer hair. But also because on one outfit she has less clothes than MK X Cassie, so even better.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@ThePizza3d ....Get out.👉

[@ThePizza3d]

@@CynicalWarlock lmao

[@PAINhvn]

I want a sindel figure 😳

[@CynicalWarlock]

I bet you do, spanky.

[@ShadowGaming42069]

I felt so dead after hearing the MK1 Li Mei section.

[@CynicalWarlock]

You're welcome.

[@apophis7712]

Apparently MK fans liked her more when she was just a generic chick in a bikini Which is pretty much what they want women to be in general

[@ShadowGaming42069]

@@apophis7712 I like her more in MK1 honestly.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@apophis7712 In Deadly Alliance, she had pants. Also, yeah.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@ShadowGaming42069 Cool.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

Frost: Ok Ellen. MK11 Frost: Average Acolyte fan Bo Rai Cho: You still laugh at fart jokes in movies. Geras: You like Jax but you wish he was more fantasy. Tsu Hao: I like Bepop & Rocksteady too. Kollector: You're a crackhead. I just want them to add a pirate.

[@CynicalWarlock]

The MK11 Frost one is golden.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

@@CynicalWarlock Y'know what I wish they'd add, I wish we'd get a pirate. I mean look up the world Keelhauling, and tell me that it wouldn't make a good fatality.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@gimmeyourrights8292 Maybe Rain can enact something like that. Or Nitara, via blood. I always thought og Nitara had some pirate motifs to her design.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

@@CynicalWarlock I thought so too with the eye patches and headbands, but they never did anything with it.

[@harveysidhu7030]

If you Love Aunty Empress Queen Motha Sindel, you are simply a Queen who slays, periodt 😘

[@CynicalWarlock]

Just wear ear muffs.

[@borysowicz5096]

JAREK IS EPIC, I WILL NOT TOLERATE JAREK SLANDER

[@CynicalWarlock]

You don't exist.

[@borysowicz5096]

@@CynicalWarlock Jarek is just way too epic for normal humans to handle. He is objectively proven by science and math and other very smart things to be the best character in all of MK, possibly fiction.

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@borysowicz5096 Detractors will feel his wrath, when he utters his fearsome "wodyumayeeeeh" battlecry.

[@dannyleo5787]

Your falling with style. But mostly falling...

[@IggyBitz]

I like Cassie cos she's hot

[@CynicalWarlock]

-_-

[@ManOfTheMounten]

i ll be the asshole i like the MK content , and i am glad that you got popular doing the MK stuff , and i am not saying you should stop but if we could sometimes . from time to time , get your perspective on the philosophical movie stuff like you pre MK content , like your Matrix video , that be great again , i am not saying stop mk , what i am saying that i like your content before MK as well , and if you still have some of that , i d love that from time to time

[@CynicalWarlock]

Hey, glad *someone* saw that video. That's the plan, by the way - to start doing both MK and non-MK content. There's one about Batman coming tomorrow. Also the boy scout one, but I asume you've already seen that one. I do actually want to do more super-in-depth, documentary/philosophical stuff, and have a couple of those partially scripted. In the end, 0 asshole was detected.

[@KingJRool.]

Cyrax: you either loved or hated Khaos Reigns Sektor: you're sad the Tekunin will never be a thing again Tanya: you are a sad strange little man and you have my pity Shinnok: you're pissed that Quan Chi has stolen your spotlight Bo Rai Cho: back off, I can smell you from here Frost: you want to be Sub Zero but not Sub Zero Hsu Hao: At least 100 ft away from me at all times Drahmin: you like Meat but you don't want to be associated with that crowd Mokap: you think you're funny (you're not) Darrius: you wish NRS would explore Orderrealm more Dairou: you're happy with the new Havik since it's the only rep you're gonna get Kobra: you think you're too cool for Street Fighter (you're not) Kira: you're one of those Hello Kitty girls Taven: you're diet consists of bread, water and nothing else Daegon: you want the Red Dragon to be a thing again so bad Blaze: you were there since the beginning, you first saw him in MK2 and you're mind was blown. When you found out he was going to be the big boss in Armageddon, you were overjoyed. Then you saw his design and said "Nope". Kreate a fighter: you are the most powerful kombatant ever Cetrion: you are a sad strange little man and you don't have my pity Kollector: why don't you go kollect some bitches

[@CynicalWarlock]

Dude, these are so good. Love the Drahmin and Mokap ones, in particular.

[@Unclejack328]

Uh oh 😂😂😂

[@CynicalWarlock]

[Inception brass]

[@SkellyG444]

He rip his arm off tho

[@CynicalWarlock]

Yeah. Cool stuff.

[@WaverVr]

As a kabal main I don’t exist on this list

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@WaverVr Watch part 1.

[@WaverVr]

@@CynicalWarlock wait aren’t you the guy who said that kabal mains hate kenshi mains in part 1 cause if so I’ve watched part one

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@WaverVr Yes I am. Funny coincidence, eh?

[@oolooo]

1:19 Hey , she is cute and charismatic

[@CynicalWarlock]

No.

[@quanchi1795]

Still classy

[@CynicalWarlock]

Indeed.

[@BT-ob7ve]

Nah, I just like Erron Black because he is basically evil Clint Eastwood

[@CynicalWarlock]

The Clint Eastwood of MK, yeah. Although, as a hired gun, he's technically neutral. Ish.

[@BT-ob7ve]

@@CynicalWarlock oh well and in cutscenes he also misses a lot, like A LOT. for example with sheeva who's big. So my headcanon is that he's actually in love with her, other than skarlet, like an intro suggests

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@BT-ob7ve Or secretly blind.

[@dalestevenson8947]

Cynical Warlock. Shang Tsung. He's actually misrepresented, given what snakes and dragons represent in Asian cultures. I like Deception Shujinko. He's like Shang Tsung, if he was a good guy. Erron Black is good, but he's misused in story mode. Long story...

[@CynicalWarlock]

Yeah they actually made that Shujinko-Shang connection (superficially) in Cassie's MKX ending.

[@dalestevenson8947]

@@CynicalWarlock I noticed that.

[@caylinjohnson6453]

I like liu kang because superstar was my favorite WMAC master

[@CynicalWarlock]

The resemblance is uncanny.

[@caylinjohnson6453]

@@CynicalWarlock genuinely thought I was being racist as a kid and just assuming Asian guy with headband looked like liu kang found out on the internet a few years later and was like I FKI!!! Could have looked at the credits since that’s his actual name 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@thenumber24]

i like stryker because i also like kabal

[@CynicalWarlock]

Ol cop buddies..

[@mrmemes170]

mk11 noob saibot is my favorite character

[@CynicalWarlock]

Dr. Klaw? Is that you?

[@mrmemes170]

@@CynicalWarlock come on bro😭

[@CynicalWarlock]

@@mrmemes170 jk, it's all good. 🤜🤛

[@Flüjænør]

5:32 LOL

[@calebellis7173]

Kano I miss the black dragon

[@CynicalWarlock]

Black Dragon does have a lotta potential.

[@jonasreis90]

Totally Rain