When A Brand Does Its Own 'Spotify Wrapped'

[@Ssdgg8]

"You got taxed... over 6k out of your minimum wage job this year!!🎉 its what ur worth❤!"

[@mochimonster3880]

Hmmm

[@stickinug]

god is irritated with Spotify cuz now everyone's expecting a Life Wrapped when they get to heaven

[@user-ss7fk5zx2w]

hell*

[@businesszeus6864]

@@user-ss7fk5zx2w clearly Satan was already doing this, but now that we’ve realised Hell seems more fun God has to step up His game

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Bro your brain is gonna explode when you learn what St. Peter has been doing for like, thousands of years.

[@sadmermaid]

Aren't they the OG of doing a life wrapped?

[@OfficalRowen]

He already does that. It's called "your life flashing before your eyes"

[@hannahyamauchi839]

If i was reminded of the amount of time i sacrificed to labour by an app, i would be on the news.

[@dissonantdreams]

ok luigi 😜😅

[@Roycorrs]

@@dissonantdreams???

[@asshole42]

​@@Roycorrs ceo killer guy

[@shadowofthemoon3104]

Google Photos gave ne a recap and it was just pictures i took of my cat. 10/10

[@Pipkiablo]

I got that too, but mine was all pictures of food and dead birds (I take pictures of roadkill so that I know when people are snooping through my photos when they borrow my phone by their reactions).

[@courtneyisaseagull]

@@Pipkiablo That's creative and smart!

[@JoshuaGraham_]

@@Pipkiablo Glad to know I'm not the only one. There was one it made called "Memories on X day" and it was like 15 photos of a dead seagull I found in the suburbs nowhere near the beach

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

@@shadowofthemoon3104 Same! My babies are the star of my photo rolls

[@cleleoleo]

i’m high and i almost asked if you’d send it to me 😭

[@MtchndraLrd]

The Tesco wrapped reminded me how my parents are addicted to Costco and it would be a net positive if they could see how much they spend in that god forsaken place

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

It would say that they saved a kabillion dollars by buying in bulk and they would live in the display tent to save even more. I'm exaggerating but how much am I really?

[@stargrump2403]

Fun fact, Spotify wrapped this year was AI! Because they fuckin fired their entire data analysis + genre namer team around the end of last year lollll

[@sandraisyearning]

+

[@rvdcliffe]

and why in the hell would they do that? ugh

[@LJCG777]

​@thequ33nisdead "money" -mr crabs 🦀

[@stoppit9]

Oh, that's why it was so shitty

[@unabomberofficial]

This isn't true 🙄 or at least it's not the full story

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

If I got a cheery upbeat spotify wrapped thing for my workhours Id probably commit something!

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Our son.

[@FruityKoala]

I use Deputy and was shook when I got that email lmao Work group chat was wild that day

[@theandy4667]

@@FruityKoalaME TOO

[@brayloncodes]

Arson

[@AbdAlHakamJunaid]

Commited to the grind

[@josy230409]

spotify wrapped was trash this year but im sure it had nothing to do with them laying off a shit tonne of employees, supporting ai 'music' as well as other ai uses, paying their artists a laughable amount and withholding revenue from artists altogether when those dont get at least 1k streams/month...im sure those things are all unrelated

[@prism_of_selves]

nah no way any of that is relevant. its probably just the artists' and consumer's fault, as always

[@VIRTUALMEW]

dude my wrapped made no sense this year it was so ???

[@Nova.mp4_]

Pinley rewind please

[@That0neCrow]

Top 10 pinley artists when 😔

[@drezzydrez]

yes

[@glitterk4035]

@That0neCrow 10. Pinely 9. pinely 8. pinely 7. Pinely 6. Pinely 5. Pinely 4. Pinely 3. Orr 2. Evil pinely 1. Chad chad?!

[@carnival_klownz]

call that “repined”

[@limitless_valley]

you watched 7,156 hours of pinely videos across all channels that puts you in the top 0.05% of pinely watchers

[@seedlessgrapes7188]

Holy gods the work one is patronizing

[@Plaston_]

They where like "omg you work that amazing!"

[@businesszeus6864]

“please don’t quit :) you’re like family!”

[@rosiejl2798]

It feels dystopian tbh, it could easily be an app in a black mirror episode.

[@randomtinypotatocried]

The work one would have made me look for a new job

[@ollieno971]

If I had a door dash wrapped that showed me how much I spent on food I’d probably have a heart attack. Actually maybe that would be good because it would make me cut back lol.

[@prism_of_selves]

LMAOOO would literally be a reverse advertisement

[@Moonpie90]

3am fries and the morning after pill. Good for them, get it girls

[@Heidyybieber]

This guy may be 100 of the singular Banana sales

[@AlexiaRoss]

Ahh December, the time of year when companies flex how much of our data they’ve collected! 😊

[@auth3nticCC]

"Over the 2,000 hours of work you did this year you've gained...depression!🎉"

[@orangemelon92]

9:01 >400 people bought ONLY bananas but 25,738 bought chillies with other groceries

[@lemonnickel]

*on specifically the hottest day, which is still very strangely specific

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Makes sense to me. Time to bust out the salsa, the curry, the hot stuff. Banana splits are like, just the one thing. Not even frozen.

[@xekeyo]

@@lemonnickel i thought the hottest day meant that it was the day with the most amount of people buying hot peppers

[@drathonix9930]

This video is the best video ever uploaded to the site known as KZbin. I am so glad that Evil Pinely has graced us with his presence once more.

[@ilexdiapason]

the shift work one was crazy

[@splorchin]

every bisexual man feeling called out w the black nail polish and 2 in 1 combo

[@Evanz111]

The wrappedification of corporations

[@theodorequakins2636]

Its hilarious to me that "hey, look at all this cool data we're gonna sell to the most moraly corrupt marketing agencies we can find!" Has become a full on tradition

[@randomfluffkingt.9364]

I got an American Red Cross wrapped and it showed me my blood donation stats 😭😭

[@mmem4264]

Thanks to this video I googled if nintendo switch does one of these and it does! I've apparently only played 8 games for 89 hrs and my top genre is role playing. This was pretty fun, and a reminder that I miss gaming. I used to game all the time but held off on playing otome games/visual novels this yr. Next yr it's time to start playing those again!

[@soccerchick1]

Lmao omg I’m checking mine now!!

[@Pipkiablo]

I remember when I checked mine straight up saying, "I know I played A LOT of Final Fantasy IX on my Switch in January, so I'm curious what my stats are." Apparently a third of all my Switch gaming for the year was spent on FF9 in January alone.

[@krisd2518]

Just checked mine, apparently I've played 221 hours of Splatoon 3 this year. I may have a problem.

[@rachelcookie321]

People were posting about the Nintendo one in my otome group a couple days ago so I checked mine and it turns out I only played one game this year and the last time I used my switch was March lmao. I mostly played games on my pc and mobile this year. I used my switch for 8 hours this year. But I’ve spent roughly 500+ hours playing love and deepspace on my phone this year lol.

[@MeTeaOakRStNR]

It okay EP. My husband still doesn't have his PS5. I just bought it for him for Xmas. I think he knows. And I'm terrible at not giving gifts right away. But I'm still holding strong! 💪

[@queencleopatra007]

Stay strong! Only one more week!

[@somethingabouttheozoneandg1807]

Oh my gosh I did the same thing for my husband!! We went to gamestop together and he was looking for a game; turns out it's ps5 only and he sighed and said "let's go". I was like...well maybe we should buy it anyways and he was like "why I wouldn't be able to use it" and I ALMOST cracked. I'm trying so hard to keep it a secret!!!

[@beebeelicious]

My bank in the UK have done one. Not opening that bomb!!

[@craigrobertson6734]

Oh god...I would never open mine in my life...

[@missdenisebee]

Oh absolutely not. Who in the world would want something like that?!😩

[@FruityKoala]

I imagine it’d be like this You earned $100k in total! Some always says yes to extra shifts! You paid $80k in tax. What a good little tax-payer! You paid $10k in bills! Great job paying on time! You paid $9k on groceries, someone’s hungry 😋 And finally you used your remaining 1k on Pokémon cards! What a gamer™️

[@u1f98a]

@@FruityKoala(in reality it called out shopping/food/entertainment categories)

[@prettylittlelairs]

I got a wrapped for my bank. Safe to say I’m not staying with them anymore

[@maranheads]

Your bank account personality is: broke

[@Taniniver]

I'm sure they'll be sad to see you go

[@Avendesora]

Banks suck, get a credit union if you can

[@seedlessgrapes7188]

I got an email from my bank for one as well. Why the hell would anyone want to know the total amount they’ve spent in a year? I’d feel awful seeing that 😭

[@dasloddl]

i got one from my finance app haha

[@cockyhorror]

My Monzo wrapped was just a list of places that didn't take my other card. My favourite place was apparently domino's with a whopping 2 (two) transactions. Lol

[@Autschbruv]

Imagine if your browser put you on the spot like that.

[@karlyl7616]

The shift one is so dystopian omfg

[@ollieno971]

RIGHT literally a dystopian capitalist hell

[@thekingpachy]

evil pinely please evil me

[@dbagette]

Someone should make a Spotify Wrapped for CEOs or just the one guy

[@peachtea6514]

I already get frustrated enough when im trying to clock in and the app like freezes up or runs into some other kind of error.. if it started popping up with that kind of shit I'd lose my mind

[@p5ych0_w1tch]

i've been watching older Eebil Pinely videos all day, filling in the gaps on everything i've missed over the past year, and now, BAM, i get a NEW video, i feel special 😌

[@AmyStrikesBack]

If steam had a wrapped it Mine would be just like, freedom planet and freedom planet, that game consumed my life

[@voidprototype]

Steam does have a wrapped! It's somewhere near the profile tab and should be up since yesterday or so

[@omegadomega]

It's steam replay (formerly year in review)

[@Maquenaz]

The amount of AI being used in these is alarming

[@prism_of_selves]

and depressing

[@tabshiraz]

my fav “rewind” this year is starbucks, where if you export the picture at the end it still has the crop box for any little coffee icons you decided to rotate

[@zomo7400]

This video is very silly I liked it

[@AshBlast333]

Me having both chinchillas and parrots XD

[@terra5507]

got one from airbuds and it was really weird cause it was only four days

[@girlandherdog1]

Having the beatles top on you Spotify list is like having you top ice-cream flavor is vanilla sorbet. And vanilla sorbet isn't even the best vanilla OR sorbet option

[@rachelcookie321]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a vanilla sorbet before. Usually sorbets are like fruit flavours. That would be strange. But regular vanilla ice cream is very nice.

[@chkmhcmgc4503]

What would be the best vanilla other than vanilla??

[@tori_the_rat]

ouch, not the alcohol sales going up the week of the election

[@Robin-pn6bh]

Plan B beign the second most popuar non food item is wild☠

[@zachwilson6944]

When my Spotify Wrapped features dom goth mommy asmrs

[@ShadowSneakerJ11]

We can all agree Pinely is the strange one for buying just banana right?

[@TheBluestflamingos]

Hey, somedays you need a cheap healthy snack, and the grocery store is *right there*. 🤷‍♀️

[@aliceb.1481]

All the unexpected food pairings just come from multiple people ordering together (different foods for each person). I don't think someone actually ate that alone

[@rachelcookie321]

Nintendo did a wrapped this year too. People were posting their’s in my otome group and so I went to check mine but then I remembered the last time I played on my Nintendo switch was march and I’ve only played one game this year so mine was very underwhelming. I mostly played gamed on my computer and mobile this year. It didn’t even get the genre right, said my top genre was adventure or something but it was an otome visual novel.

[@angelae298]

The crazy DoorDash combos bit - I just know people have judged me for plenty of my orders if they consider those wacky 😪

[@JinPanton-ch1tm]

You watched 1,000,000,000 hours of Evil Pinely

[@katelynbrown98]

6:14 the music on this is unbearable.

[@ElWanders]

My local Tesco charges per banana instead of per kilo, making it a more expensive place to buy bananas than other stores. I hope the people who are going to Tesco only to buy bananas aren’t getting ripped off

[@katelynbrown98]

7:00 is no one else concerned about how much he data these companies have on us now?

[@lemone12]

imeaan not really ur basically agreeing to all this data collection by buying a product pretty much every operation is stored somewhere so if needed you can look up the cheque info ik it suckz but thats the digital age i guess :c

[@Replix-123]

Nope not at all

[@276З]

If you buy a can of soda, they know you bought a can of soda, what’s so crazy?

[@Replix-123]

@@276З b-b-but china!!

[@amy82910]

Spotify wrapped this year was awful. For some reason podcasts didn’t show up on my wrapped which I was really disappointed about and honestly more interested in than music because I use it more for podcasts. Some people did get podcasts shown on theirs and some didn’t. My top songs also definitely seemed incorrect, I know fine well the song that ended up being my number 4 that I had on repeat for WEEKS should’ve been my number 1. Thanks for using shitty AI this year Spotify!

[@sk3ll121]

Just use the number of stat Spotify services tbh, or just get physical media and don't worry about how much it really matters.

[@rachelcookie321]

KZbin music showed podcasts except I don’t listen to podcasts. It said my top podcast was “would I lie to you? This is my…” I just like watching clips of the show on KZbin but apparently watching those videos somehow counted as a podcast.

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

New Pinley lore: He loves bananas

[@DazaiDiesFromOldAge]

0:20 that thumbnail is very me. I feel represented (it was probably 500+ tho)💕❤

[@nari5161]

The last time I bought alcohol was Election night and that was the first time in a while. Finished it all too as the news progressed. Cool to be in that stat

[@melissawiens1422]

Did you uber it?

[@wildgr33n]

lol only 400 people went in to buy ONLY BANANAS..i dont think ive ever went somewhere and bought just bananas nothing else lmao

[@douchopotamus3755]

Ok?

[@L0rdOfThePies]

I have lol, posh bananas are no joke but everything else is too expensive

[@LazarusHackman-c2b]

Fr I was surprised at how pinely thought it was a common thing. P much the only time I go into a food shop and buy 1 food item is if I've already shopped and come right back in after realising I forgot an important ingredient for a meal or smth. But bananas are not usually an ingredient, so. Why would I bother?

[@yomomma5629]

the playstation wrapped is dumb because it has no idea how long you play it only counts how long you have the game open, that includes q and all the time you’re afk and have the game in the backround.

[@amy82910]

That’s the case with most hours played in games on most platforms right? Or are some of them smart? Like I have about 4500 hours in The Sims 4 (proper hardcore gamer I know lmao) but only about 4000 is what I’ve actually played. One time I left my game open for 2 weeks because I stepped away while playing, closed my laptop, fell asleep, and woke up feeling ill the next day and was ill for ages so I didn’t use my laptop for 2 weeks and the game was still running the whole time😭

[@rachelcookie321]

How long are you leaving your game open for that it matters? Maybe out of 100 hours of play time, 5 of those will be from being afk but the number is still mostly correct. Same on the hours counted on steam, I know some games my actual play time are a bit lower than it says because I’ve left my game open while I ate dinner or something a few times.

[@loverrlee]

That work wrapped is so dystopian 😭😭😭

[@Ilikethenumber9]

KZbin hid this from me for 5 hours.

[@randomtinypotatocried]

KZbin has been doing that to quite a few channels I'm subscribed to these last few days

[@vorexin6201]

This is the first time i saw video with no description at all

[@LadyLaVelleFilms]

Love the Sims bg music, giving me all the nostalgia feels

[@CJ-iz3mp]

this has to be his longest end screen text of the year, it should be on his Pinely Rewind

[@beebeelicious]

EP, thank you for being sensible about work ❤

[@UziDoorman-qw2xc]

Babe, wake up, Evil Pinely posted!

[@1catlas1]

plot twist - pinely was all 500 people who only put bananas in their basket

[@Rinemilly]

That Deputy clock in wrapped was strange. Amazon has their own app for work related things. I can only imagine what an Amazon employee wrapped would look like.

[@normalguy246]

the Beatles, the Beach Boys and George Harrison solo album... he's just like me fr

[@triplesixcrow]

when he said “drunk, or some other kind of thing” my brain filled in “really baked” for the other option 💀😭 pinely love u 5ever

[@hollyjollyxmas]

The Deputy one is wild omg

[@thousandreasonswhynot]

13:50 I think I would be offended if I was Rosalie

[@VaibhavShewale]

waiting for yt rewind

[@harrygohil3243]

I was listening to this while walking through Japanese market never understood a thing and then watched again and now I am here 3rd time

[@fromnona]

as a full time delivery driver for uber/doordash i never knew uber did this, but i honestly find this data soooo interesting

[@Ghastlyteaparty]

Not him commenting on the gamer with 150 hours of Red Dead while I'm sitting here with 400 hours in Baldur's Gate 3.

[@jonathangoodwin5609]

3:56 just hope the PS5 is sticking around for a while longer. Nothing worse than spending hundreds for a soon to be obsolete system.

[@arielhai3419]

Honestly I'd love to know what other play styles play station labels people as since action and adventure loosely fits into Bartle's theory of types of players (achiever, explorer, socialiser and killer)

[@multitaskcreative]

That moment when the billion dollar company makes a silly little game out of showing you a mere fraction of the data they've collected on you and you show your friends because "isn't it so funny that Walmart knows I personally bought 69 bottles of chocolate syrup this year?"

[@erezin]

babe wake up ravel mindly just posted

[@jonathangoodwin5609]

I love how Duolingo leans into the meme

[@LunacyMCShorts]

I use deputy for my job and i was so confused when i saw my "Deputy wrapped"

[@laylacooze-burgess941]

My workplace use the “deputy” app and it did this too. It also tells you the exact minutes until you start ur shift. Very depressing to wake up and see the time limit counting down

[@goblin_gurl]

Imma be honest YT music’s version of Spotify Wrapped is WAAYYYY better than this year’s actual Spotify Wrapped

[@swinginstarlet]

5:03 OH MY GOD I LOVE THE BEATLES

[@SomeNinety]

duolingo wrapped was fire tho

[@CooliWurscht]

im still waiting for my bank statment wrapped like: how much money you spent on usless shit

[@justpassingby298]

deputy is literally the perfect example of america, celebrating the very idea that you go to work lol

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

Steam is the only company that had a good "Spotify wrapped" thing. Pretty much everything the actual Spotify wrapped is but for video games

[@eliasknack7291]

the clock in one is actually so bad. if i had to wait to clock in just looking at that i would crash out.

[@Softluvs]

The youtube gaming videos wrapped thing 😭

[@WackWacky-vc5ed]

Companies trying to not find every single way possible to unsuccessfully use ai challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[@IsaoSoichiro]

The work one is so depressing lol spotify, it's like yeah okay i enjoyed music this much. "YOU'VE SPENT THIS MANY HOURS WISHING YOU WERE HOME"

[@MidnightMisadventures]

*cries in 700+ hours in Palia alone

[@pinduxa2020]

Yeah, Evil Pinely, I also cannot believe only 400 people bought only bananas.

[@jaelynnmonroe9895]

finally some joey valence and brae appreciation

[@ryanpooley]

KZbin tried to show me my music recap . . . I rarely listen to music on KZbin unless I'm checking out a song

[@rachelcookie321]

I don’t really listen to music either so was very surprised when KZbin said I listened to it for 3,000 minutes and my top song I listened to 105 times for 7 hours total.

[@brodyhamilton7019]

IDLES was also in my Spotify wrapped 😅

[@_ikako_]

maybe it's just my autism but I really really love all these silly statistics for things I do, I pay for lastfm because I love keeping track of my music and getting the reports

[@pencerism]

2:25 can i get a french onion soup please!?

[@aud1598]

I’ve been seeing way too many “___ wrapped” this year and I’m honestly sick of it

[@macciatocappuccino]

i bought candy, cheese and sprinkles this year