Necromancer Sorcerer PC after accidentally starting a skeleton apocalypse: *I'm only human after all don't put the blame on me*
@MormonSwag6611 ай бұрын
Don't blame me - you can blame my friends from the other side
@TigerW0lf11 ай бұрын
I can't help but think that the DM was being very adversarial with the way things played out but it still created a morbidly funny story
@snakept6911 ай бұрын
Honestly I did something similar. PC was always trying homebrews and I'd veto a lot of it or heavily modify what I allowed. PC called me out and other PCs agreed because he complained to them when I wasn't present. So I allowed the homebrew. The villain then used the homebrew teleportation spell that allowed you to deliver anything to anyone anywhere to deliver 10 barrels of gunpowder to the party then 6 seconds later a lit match. After a few minutes of arguing how the spell worked PCs agreed to my modified version and we restarted the session. It took me 5 min to show them it was bad rather than the 30min+ it could take in arguments.
@azazel870011 ай бұрын
Necromancy became my favorite school all the way back with the story of the Grey Necromancer
@LucRio44811 ай бұрын
Damn, now I feel I have to re-re-re(-.......-)-watch the entriety of the astoshan-Story xD
@azazel870011 ай бұрын
@@LucRio448 Damn, since I've made you feel that way guess I have no choice but to do it alongside you, let us go
@krankkid739411 ай бұрын
Same here now I'm just trying to live out that fantasy in bg3😂
@jaimereupert424711 ай бұрын
"how many skeletons would you like to create?" "Yes" 😂 As a necromancer, I approve. ❤
@coolestmonkeyinthejungle9711 ай бұрын
"I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild ride" -some poor Rollercoaster Tycoon NPC
@Oneofthecoments11 ай бұрын
Yikes that DM really took some liberty with that bone spell… I’m sure they had fun but I wonder if the players did.
@luigidreemurr603411 ай бұрын
Im glad the DM finished that campaign. Its always funny to see the extent of the decimation and ending it early is how you miss out on a great story.
@mixmastermike212811 ай бұрын
that first one felt personal between the dm and player. dm could easily not end the universe but hey was funny. story 2 hard no, they need to make their own character that can be similar, sounds like dm didnt care about the story in the end
@azikhan170711 ай бұрын
Hey, everybody remember the grey Necromancer
@LucRio44811 ай бұрын
If anyone here even THINKS about saying "no", they are hereby legally required to watch the entire Astoshan-series right now^^
@ashwolf200611 ай бұрын
Well everyone got Bone'd in the end. EDIT: I just realized the first story is kinda similar to Disney's fantasia in where mickey used a spell to bring a broom to life and when mickey tried to destroy the broom by chopping it, the chopped peaces regrow's into another broom until the tower was overran by sentient brooms.
@jonathanprince70711 ай бұрын
I'd like to see this Skeleton Star thing continue. Imagine it becoming a massive existential threat like a Brethren Moon, but made of bone instead of necrotic flesh and tentacles.
@allenr31611 ай бұрын
Or perhaps something like instead of normal sunlight, the star radiates some type of necrotic radiation? Causes some type of bizarre warping of life on a nearby planet?
@eldritchepics111 ай бұрын
I finally did it and decided to make my own D&D channel for inspiration for DM's and players! Thanks for giving me the confidence to do so! Keep up the good work guys!
@Nazo-kage11 ай бұрын
I think the DM’s actions during the whole necromancy story were very heavy-handed and unnecessary. I mean, everybody knew that essentially the original story had collapsed because of one players actions. (which, by the way, the DM was the one who decided to make the situation worse and worse.) The DM could’ve changed the spell on the fly, Added a limit, to how many skeletons that could be made, just about anything, but what he actually decided to do. At the last moment, he could’ve even made it so that everything snapped back to normal. And the sorcerer is standing there, right where he was when he first cast the spell, and out of the ground a single skull with enough bones to form a hand coming out of the base and basically just kind of wobbling back-and-forth like thing with a skull on top of the stump. The whole thing was just a delusion that he had based off of panic attack or something. There’s so much more that could’ve been done other than this doomsday scenario that ends up with the entire planet, imploding, and becoming a star.
@kuronanestimare11 ай бұрын
Never have I ever liked Material Components for Spellcasting. They just make it so you have to keep track of more stuff on your character sheet and spend money you could spend on enchanting your equipment or learning new spells just trying to make sure you can cast the spells you do have, with the major exception of spells like Revivify. However, this DM going so far off the rails he straight up killed a planet over one player forgetting to put a limit on it... definitely has me understanding why Material Components exist for even 5th level spells that I wouldn't consider Apocalyptic or even Encounter-breaking.
@ryanfladung849011 ай бұрын
I mean a skeleton apocalypse is a cool story. And it’s kinda the necromancers fault for being so bad with the wording of their spell. Dm was just rolling with it
@Nazo-kage11 ай бұрын
@@ryanfladung8490 yeah but then he decided to keep on going despite the other players basically figuring everything was over. And it was the DM, who decided that it got so bad that the planet collapsed to a star from the sheer mass. Especially when he decided to calculate that, even if they could kill 1 million skeletons in a single turn, it still wouldn’t be enough.
@the_multus11 ай бұрын
@@kuronanestimare skeletons wouldn't reproduce infinitely anyways: their spell-slots aren't infinite. And, I guess, it's not like there are many dead mages in the first place. Or any dead.
@anonyme488111 ай бұрын
I would have changed the campaign into a normal zombie apocalypse campaign
@lexington47611 ай бұрын
The skeleton-pocalypse was great ☺!
@LegendStormcrow11 ай бұрын
I heard "the skeletons have reproduced" in the same way as "the gerbils have reproduced" in the Rugrats. You couldn't see the floor
@jaleik756 ай бұрын
I was laughing so hard listening to the first story. Hats off to the DM for creating a star of boney death.
@mixmastermike212811 ай бұрын
1:23 start
@timwoods285211 ай бұрын
So, what you're saying is that, in the first campaign, they created a Death Star? 😂😂😂😂😂 That has some potential world building opportunities to it; a star made of death and the confused, tormented souls of those who died not knowing what was happening. Could be the birthing place or perfect release condition for a god of death to emerge into the universe. Or a source of untold power for some other foolish necromancer to try and harness.
@DesecrateFlames11 ай бұрын
Take a drink Everytime he says skeleton
@78endriago11 ай бұрын
Do you know the key strategic weakness of the human race? The dead outnumber the living. - missy (doctor who)
@bubbanator33409 ай бұрын
Great Classic. Defintely belongs in the Hall of Fame
@marcusblacknell-andrews17837 ай бұрын
As a former necromancer, the best thing for that could have been a shadow portal
@ProdigalMadness11 ай бұрын
Feels like a crappy DM trying to "teach" their players a lesson instead of simply correcting the wording of a homebrew spell they allowed.
@TomRoatch8 ай бұрын
1000%%
@jaleik756 ай бұрын
I disagree, I thought it was a great teaching moment. Would of loved to play in that game.
@addison_v_ertisement16783 ай бұрын
@@jaleik75okay, then. What was the lesson?
@izraelburgess9378 ай бұрын
I for sure would’ve done the same thing the Dm did except I would’ve then restarted the world and created the burning skeleton race . A race of self replicating skeletons that were on fire and randomly crash from space
@DHS22211 ай бұрын
To answer the question at the end of the video in my first campaign the BBEGs second hand (really he was more of a BBEG cause we knew stuff about him and he impacted our backstories) was hated by the party and we all wanted to kill him. Several of our party members villages were destoryed by this guys bidding, others were formerly his servants. We got to fight this guy but then the fight took so long we stretched it to 2 sessions. The DM then (in the second session) stopped the fighting and claimed that this guy was never actually behind any of it, it was a god one of our clerics followed disguesed as him. We killed the god since he appeared while this was being discovered. After killing the god the dm begins to invite a new player to the table to have the BBEG second hand join our party. Our campaign died then and there. We stayed together as a group but kicked the DM.
@JB_252911 ай бұрын
Video begins at 1:25
@GreaterGrievobeast5511 ай бұрын
YIRBEL LIVES! Oh gosh the Backgrounds the Damn bro meme....The skeletons can MULTIPLY?? It's like World Z but with skeleton!!!! Why?! WHY?!?!?! **SKELETON TIDE?!* you gotta be kidding me...g.. that one guy was right *this is stupid* THIS IS STUPID THIS IS STUPID! THIS IS STUPID! Pretty funny tho...
@Kintaro31611 ай бұрын
New drinking game... take a shot every time he says skeletons.
@Vol-Tear11 ай бұрын
And that day shall forever be remembered as the Calcium Calamity ;p
@mysticx08 ай бұрын
gods would have stepped in immediately. all those dead followers....? yeah, they'd be pissed and step in quickly.
@aleccarroll73284 ай бұрын
Gravity trap and a dimension door to the astral plane its no longer are problem or send it to the demon lord of in-depth if u want a boon lol
@scottdoering138611 ай бұрын
That's entirely on the DM. If you summoned a fiend, it could summon in more, but they'd be weaker, and it could only do it like once a day.
@Metalisalearning7711 ай бұрын
How many times has the word "Skeletons" been used 🤣
@AzureThePoisonDart11 ай бұрын
Wouldnt the mass of skeletons weigh the same? We bury our dead in the ground, so it would be the same. Unless they were just conjured up out of nothing, then wouldnt they weigh nothing, just magic taking form? Stupid question
@roundcube38 ай бұрын
How many times did he say skeleton?
@gamerjoe32976 ай бұрын
Feel like the necromancer skeleton world ender was 100% on the DM. There was no reason to take it that far other than the DM looking for an excuse to wipe the campaign and setting just because.
@nyotamwuaji648411 ай бұрын
So, they dont attack, the just keep summoning?
@peteralexandergraae283010 ай бұрын
So this is how it ends. Not with a bang but with two nat 1s in a row
@BlackAndWhiteBird11 ай бұрын
DM's fault. This could be stopped and controlled in a thousand ways, from bringing logic to the game (where the skeletons come from and how soon they end), to deus ex macina.
@PozerAdultRacingTeam11 ай бұрын
Wow,just wow.
@bryanrichardson891211 ай бұрын
The grey good problem but with skeletons. Terrifying.
@timtauber555711 ай бұрын
Just change the skeleton summoning spell, don’t be silly. Second situation, the D.M. Should not let the player use the dead N.P.C. Especially while it is deeply entwined In a character’s plot to resurrect the dead guy. I have always understood there is a time limit where a dead person can no longer be resurrected, perhaps I am mistaken.
@guldrev11 ай бұрын
Allowing for a sing spell to reproduce exponentially is just lazy on the dm's part, in every other instamce of creature summoning creature its a hierarchy where you can only summon someone lower.
@codyreeves186911 ай бұрын
Seems like the DM in first story just desided he was done with that campaign. What better way to end it then have a PC cause a world ending apocalypse😅
@rpghorrorstories11 ай бұрын
It sounds like the DM just was tired of the campaign and just let the infinitely summoning skeletons infinitely summon. What, the spell doesn't have a duration? And where are all these skeleton mages coming from? You'd think they'd run out at some point.
@evmarekaj11 ай бұрын
I don't think there is anything at base with a person taking control of an npc as a pc, but it has to be done well. And the dm should also consult the rest of the party. Its just a dick move in this circumstance to circumvent all the hard work that one player put in.
@theFrozeman11 ай бұрын
It becomes extra problematic with the romance. Role-playing a romance in game can be tricky depending on how much goes behind the veil. Throwing the player into a romance could be anywhere from a little awkward to "dude taking over the npc has a crush and sees this as his shot" territory. Either way, not cool without prior discussion. If I ended up in the players' shoes, I think I'd very quickly break off the relationship, RP some suspicion, and shift the existing down time activities to investigating why he "came back wrong" and whether or not he was possessed or something.
@greg613775 ай бұрын
Thats just the dm being a poor dm. He trashed his own game
@Tom-bi7ir11 ай бұрын
It is a lil rough he lost his NPC romance but remember it wasn't that npc you were romancing it was your DM doing all that talking so being upset over the loss seems freaking weird considering it was your friend the DM not an actual individual which it sounds like OP thinks of this NPC as, it's own individual
@craigtucker129011 ай бұрын
First story is just stupid in that the DM should have never allowed such a broken and problematic spell that in reality was more powerful than a wish. Just bad DMing... Second story, the DM should have asked when they decided to just handwave something that the player had invested a lot of time into as story arc. As for the NPC now PC being played differently, that could be simply explained as a result of the death experience incurring a change, not really up to the player.
@zimattack999411 ай бұрын
Mad no one sad well were boned
@logankress11 ай бұрын
Sweet
@Oneofthecoments11 ай бұрын
That second DM was kind of a jerk, or maybe just really dense. If a new player joins a campaign they should make a character not just take over a dead npc imo. Especially if that dead NPC has become a major plot point for another character.
@avakio1911 ай бұрын
Always bring your A-game with coming up with and submitting homebrew content to your DM.
@Exaltable11 ай бұрын
Or just have a dm who isn’t a nonsensical jackass trying to gotcha their players
@jaleik756 ай бұрын
@Exaltable I disagree, though it was a great teaching moment. Would lf loved to play in that game.
@jaleik756 ай бұрын
Correct, LOL!
@mrmannsalt244411 ай бұрын
Planet of the skeletons
@kevobot934211 ай бұрын
Doesn’t anyone both pc or npc know turn undead or better yet fireball
@Firefox125211 ай бұрын
First view and comment!!!! Glad you’re doing well. Love the vids
@LikeButton711 ай бұрын
The word skeleton has lost all meaning
@isaacgorski605410 ай бұрын
Haha perfect
@TheScribe_TheScribe11 ай бұрын
🤣
@tripple-a603111 ай бұрын
Blatantly obvious bad GMs and boring stories.
@0rangeSpaceMonkey11 ай бұрын
This was the dumbest story I've ever heard. If you didn't want tonplay the game, don't play.
@piRatCaptain11 ай бұрын
What kind of children play this game these days. This is pathetic