When Alien Generals Watched Deathworlder Cadets Win a 3-Day Battle Simulation in 15 Minutes | HFY

[@RespectMyAuthoritaah]

I like how an older story was reworked to produce an even better story. Well done.

[@namronmanelok4119]

These stories just get better and better. I have tear of laughter in my eyes.

[@MusikCassette]

they also get more wanky.

[@retrozmachine1189]

Ah let's see. I'll have the garlic bread, a large coke and a side order of Zic snacks.

[@garysakamoto4007]

Dang, I only have six snacks. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@jamesogden7756]

​@garysakamoto4007 5. I helped myself. Not sorry. 😂

[@russellharris9579]

Man of many hats

[@garysakamoto4007]

@@jamesogden7756 Zero now. I ate the rest.

[@treykenley3499]

Who wants to bet the shuttle taking them got mixed up and brought a team of gamers instead of the soldiers they asked for?

[@boffo63]

This was just outstanding and funny and entertaining and I just loved it. Just think if those Cadets were actual Soldiers lol

[@joangordoneieio]

Ive been reading and watching sciifi stories for 60+ years. Yall are terrific! Ive gotten hooked!

[@CogglesnatchCrumplehorn]

The humor alone makes the so worth the listen. Thank you for that. The vast majority of these stories are dull... this one was a nice change!

[@bobbiesworld2634]

These stories are getting sillier... love it.

[@michaellinnet6095]

I just want to be able to hit the like button more than just once!

[@jennismith4041]

Hilarious great way to the day laughter an tears well done 😂😂😅

[@colinwinwood8027]

Made my day. More stories like these ones, please.

[@Cheeky-z8w]

General, professor, commander, this Zix Snax guy is awesome. I think we need a playlist called the adventures of Dave. The Human. (I hope Dave is in this one) and I hope they say something in interpretive dance.

[@jennismith4041]

Hilarious good way to start your day with laughter and tears well done.

[@shanebraden8482]

Outstanding. I needed the laughs

[@craigmontgomery-o2i]

These should be movies 🎥🎥🍿💯👍🌎

[@ronsindric4241]

Thus is sooooo silly soooooo comedic, soooo refreshing, soooo willing suspension of disbelief that it is what the scary world in late 2024 desperately NEEDS. How 'bout a reposted tale that involves splicing DNA from THE THREE STOOGES, LAUREL AND HARDY, and THE MARX BROTHERS and injecting it into a born-again AND Cyborg Robin Williams, then turning this gleeful rad being loose on an u suspecting Galaxy 🤪

[@Hammer-Doc-O6]

This made my morning.....just make it stop

[@beccabbea2511]

Excellent, fun, funny and very unpredictable. Thanks for the crazy, mad ride. More please. 😂😅

[@Maelael]

keep these funny stories coming

[@jeffhamilton4587]

That was the most fun I've had listening since i can remember!the puns, jokes, the good old fashioned humour (quantum silly string?! I actually I ally smiled that!). Thank you!

[@jeffhamilton4587]

K..I actually smiled at that!l

[@IAMWIKID]

This story was awesome and super funny. Loved this one.

[@Allantitan]

And this is why you have high ranking human officers on staff. To keep the human cadets in check

[@jasonthyrion9554]

9:21 Can't lie, this is the best picture of the lot, and probably could've stayed up for the entire story.

[@davidbrandenburg8029]

feels like a spinoff of Douglas Adams's book Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy!., lots of fun!.

[@chrisrose5853]

Entertaining story and made me laugh because i was just mentioned to a friend the other day, " It's been a while since I've seen a rick roll meme" and then tada lol

[@Allantitan]

Right when you think they’ve stopped you find out that they never gonna give you up

[@unbekanntunknown3106]

I can‘t stop laughing. brilliant story 😂

[@dennisharrison9207]

I loved this story. I laugh so much an loved the sarcastic words. 😁👍

[@kaykaymishka5548]

Hilarious 😂

[@edongashi9489]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Aliens weaponized 4chan

[@ogrehaslayers605]

These cadets are Warframe programmers 😂

[@Citizen_JQP]

Zix'Nax has a very storied existence.

[@johnbrowne2428]

It's like my English, Irish and Australian cousins all described their nations veterans attitudes towards Americans "Oh you Yanks are all crazy but its the best kind of crazy."

[@ManuelPinner]

Us Humens from New York City, call it Straight Jacket Deplomecy,

[@emeralh9415]

I just love it xD Can't help but laugh at those silly things xD I mean, i'm pretty sure humanity would never be that strong, but i'm also pretty sure we do have some loose screw that'll let us consider the universe as a Gigantic playground xD

[@kathleenbuell6843]

I ❤ Death world steries !!! ❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

[@SiegeTF]

Plan 'C'. It didnt follow plans 'A' or 'B', no, the 'C' is for comedy.

[@michalwintz7083]

Cute story 😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@Sovreign071]

Downside, this is just another story that gives humans SUPER-human abilities, rather than exploring what makes them cool/scary on their own. But BIG upside, the aliens are pretty believeable! Some aliens annoy eachother, not just by humans. They're open to new ideas. They admit when they're wrong. AND, they don't dismiss humans outright! So overall, good story!

[@WirtoPL]

Why, when somewhere reality stops making sense, Chen and Martinez are(or) always involved??😂

[@dougtig2]

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@dananab140]

Insert Star Trek joke here if you know you know

[@dorugu]

loool so typical death worlders so tupical haven't they learnt by now that we're chaos given shape? :)

[@marysmith-ps7uj]

Terran, not Taron!😊

[@jamesdoyle9148]

Reprogram the computer like Kirk James T. So all the cadets faild

[@markmaher4548]

Nope, that's, what anyone who's been in uniform will tell you, is following Improvise Adapt & Overcome protocols.

[@ashliselberg5444]

Why is the teacher of the school, general zixnax not instructing his cadets at all?

[@FallenDante00x]

Proof Dat wez humniez arez Orkz!!!!

[@Bean-millycat]

2:30 is caked up alien

[@ManuelPinner]

what's so much for war games!

[@hoosiernick]

This was enjoyable until KZbin inserted a two minute ad. Enough of the greed. I disconnected and went elsewhere, vowing to never return.

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[@jamesogden7756]

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[@PeterVonhiddenburg-eq2bw]

More suspicious

[@ManuelPinner]

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[@PerfectImperfectchoices]

Tbn 240;women 1000 men LMFAO

[@jyvben1520]

first word spoken and first word on screen already do not match, "death welders" worlders, "terence" terrans

[@silverbird425]

Funny! Makes no sense but thats OK.

[@PerfectImperfectchoices]

Tbn Cheese 🧀

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Pinky 🐭🐁🐭

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Clitter

[@modeler308]

For our sake, think up some new names.

[@PerfectImperfectchoices]

American ratt 🪤

[@RoseBissinger]

Wah,wah,wah. Infantile prebusencence crap. Please tell me this is written by a 3rd grader. I will be seriously upset if it isn't.

[@jeffhamilton4587]

Killjoy!🤪

[@HFYHumanity]

Hilarious 😂