When Deathworlder Cadets Ended a Century-Long Alien Siege Scenario in 20 Minutes | HFY

[@DJProtaganist]

A fictional story that is filled with nothing but truths such as "Humans are surprisingly efficient at paperwork when it stands between them and potential mayhem"

[@EricMcConnaughey]

Definitely one of the absolutely funniest stories I've seen here!

[@Scifiuniverse1]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@gwolfstahl]

RickRolls, cat videos, and flash mobs... With a "Yeet!" thrown in for good measure... I could almost hear Steve Carrell yell, "Parkour!"

[@VAMobMember]

The sad thing is I DONT THINK THIS IS UNREASONABLE and totally think kids at a military academe would do it.

[@saludahead]

I have a 30 year old son a 40 year old step son' and 48 year old step daughter along with a 19 year old granddaughter' and a 15 year old grandson along with 67 years of riding this ball of mud around the sun! I feel Prof's pain! My grandson has recently found the joys of dirt bikes! May God have mercy on me!

[@mycroft16]

That's because you're human. And yes... that would ABSOLUTELY happen. Because humans are just ever so slightly more insane than should be possible. And we aren't afraid to say, fuck it hold my beer.

[@gregorturner9421]

lol not to long ago DARPA designed a military robot AI. and asked the US marines to get close to it. 2 cartwheeled up to it. two hid in a box and slowly crawled solid snake style and two picked up a few branches and pretended to be a tree. you can never NEVER underestimate human inginuety in solving a problem. heres the youtube link to the story. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmjFdIKneb-jgKM

[@VAMobMember]

@ I remember that story. Never trust the sanity of a properly motivated Jar Head. They be the best king of CRAZY

[@mycroft16]

Babymetal reference in an HFY? Hell yeah! This is extremely funny. His deadpan delivery of such amazing descriptions are perfect.

[@Mandrake_RPG]

Man that was so good, tears running down my cheeks as I'm laughing so much. Thank you so much for that it was fantastic.

[@Amokhunter]

"No human interaction diet" Yup, everyone who ever worked in retail can understand that.

[@jennireland94]

As a retail worker i cqan totally reccomend no human interaction diet.

[@Helios9826]

How many hundreds of years may have passed. And they're still Rick Rolling...

[@BuhoPnu]

The Rick Roll is Eternal!

[@katpocalypsemeow4554]

this legitimately made me chuckle out loud a few times

[@lizhilton8831]

A few times?!?!?!? Made me laugh through must of it. Lololol😂😂😂

[@lizhilton8831]

Oops most not must

[@davidseigler4658]

This was an outrageously great story! Had me laughing from the start. Looking forward to the next one!

[@russellstyles5381]

If you think about it, glitter is basically chaff, extra small. Not sure what frequency it would be good for, probably optical.

[@sindeon]

Ah the classic "its not a war crime. but Geneva didn't know that was an option"

[@echodude1000]

I absolutely love the absurdity in this story lmfao 🤣

[@mycroft16]

Absurdity that humans in a military academy would absolutely 100% do when told a challenge is nigh impossible. Because we like crazy. We revel in it. We were born from it.

[@danhardesty6318]

This was not only well written but hilarious. Thank you!

[@jamesogden7756]

Rick Rolling aliens. That's wholesome fun.... ya know, before they get all annihilated. 😅

[@namronmanelok4119]

once again, you have proven yourself to be the Master Story Teller. Master Bard!

[@prouddaddy72]

The names of the chapters are hillarious!

[@ericr.palmer8200]

Wow! Someone posted a story that wasn't AI generated. Well done all around.

[@lizhilton8831]

Oh this is hysterical. Love it!!

[@jlca320]

This is the best story I have seen on this channel. It had me laughing and I needed a good laugh.😂

[@nzbidzel]

Is this the same Sara Chen that casually solved the infamous Probability Cascade Problem by applying K.I.S.S turning it 90 degrees and applying a modified weather pattern predictor

[@haywoodbroussard8123]

That was entertainable and funny. (Roling on the Floor.... laughing😅🤣😂😄ROTFL

[@faemike55]

I have thoroughly enjoyed this story. Thank you for sharing.

[@deborahbissette1376]

When plan b fails move to plan c through omega. Omega: if I d:e your coming with me

[@expletivesx999]

Big facts can't go out alone lmao take some assholes with ya

[@michalwintz7083]

Absolutely hilarious video thank you ❤❤❤❤❤

[@hunterh1175]

the idea that Human kids would take rickrolling to galactic proportions brings me an inimaginable amount of joy

[@JerzeyBoy]

Four Battlefield gamers enter into a IRL combat simulation.

[@indigosteel5702]

If you can't wow 'em with your wit, baffle 'em with your bull. These cadets managed to do both.

[@Terry-o4k]

Yep this is one of the best ones I've heard in awhile out of normal I usually listen to

[@DennisKenneybees]

Now that was a great story; and I rarely give good reviews.

[@Scifiuniverse1]

Thanks a lot!

[@barrygann3761]

I'm loving this and we're only on part 2 good work

[@lynneclark5313]

They were teaching War to MINES?? Very entertaining story, had me laughing many times.

[@andreykardashov6343]

16:32 have minor disagreement. Prof said humans call it a complete meltdown but when an AI has a meltdown it LITERALLY melts, because its core processors are overheating.😅😂

[@tonynelligan1930]

if they meant babymetal the group do not show the aliens the music videos they're minds would go off like a nuke. then you had a rick ashley joke?

[@goraghn]

Humans! Always breaking everithing!

[@andreykardashov6343]

And the acronym for their new tactics study is very fitting 😂🤣

[@christiandaratha1904]

Thank you so much for this masterpiece

[@duanemcdaniel9642]

I need more of this, im cryover here😂😂😂😂😂

[@dorugu]

lool he better esign or seek reassignment to a nice system where a sentient black hole is having an existencial crisis :)

[@johngillan4475]

Interesting idea. Thank you

[@stephaniewilson3955]

I love these crazy stories!

[@jamiepatterson1214]

Just because something doesn't follow established doctrines and works doesn't make it wrong. It's just a different method to accomplish the same thing.

[@gamarjoba]

Very Adams-esque style. Nice!

[@VictorHugo-kc5xw]

Yes we are very good at paperwork when it stands between us and fun

[@Sparafucile-kg5hz]

Bwahahaha Wonderful! Reminds me of John Ringo's Legacy of the Aldenata

[@roepi]

Defeating the enemy with classical music. And rick rolling.

[@lancheloth]

The ultimate weapon is ricked rolled the defense fortress... 😅

[@joangordoneieio]

loved this

[@janhegarty5268]

Excellent

[@immaturedemolitions8220]

I DID NOT JUST GET RICK ROLLED FROM A TEXT STORY!

[@GermanNightmare1976]

Awesome!

[@robertpopa2628]

Sounds like a few dungeon crawls I've played in.

[@anarchy4812]

This is so stupid, love it

[@KazumaDraken]

All this time I am picturing human kids thinking this isn’t war it’s Disneyland

[@jorelvaaz2087]

Too funny. Good story.

[@WilliamMerculief-i4k]

I laughed and loved this story😂

[@bluelightstudios6191]

bro, just imagine their reaction to the imperium of man from warhammer 40K or the Orks from 40K!!!!

[@billynoel4138]

Entertaining

[@rommelfcc]

😆😂😆 those dastardly humans 😆😂

[@dougtig2]

👍👍👍👍👍💥💥😅😅😅❤ thank you best story made me laugh so hàrd

[@crystalroseblue6760]

Helorious... hysterical ... can not stop laughing.

[@russellstyles5381]

As with Cadet James Kirk's Kobayashi Maru exercise, they are attacking the simulation, not what the simulation is supposed to simulate. So fundamentally a cheat.

[@Tulik2]

It depends if the fortress in the simulation is AI controlled or if the Simulation AI simulates biological controllers. It's not cheating to attack the defending AI with meme magic.

[@whitewitch32]

It's not cheating, but thinking out of the box.

[@DirtyWeeb]

There are few things in life that would make me happy if they survived thousands of years into the future. Shit posts are one of them. If those survive well into the future then I’d call civilization a success 😂

[@suzettewilliams1758]

Rick Rolling. HFY.

[@joerichards9068]

Damn, that was funny 🤣🤣

[@TheOneAndOnlySalmon-gfd23]

Have you met “America”

[@killaradosmorningstar2783]

To be fair when they put that big combined hologram togerher the used something that would count on earth as iligal psychological warfare

[@Rurne]

Good morning, Vietnam! (Also, can we quit with the Sarah Chen self-inserts already?)

[@jamesonweimann4720]

Humans aren’t insane it’s that when it comes to war advances in that we don’t think in the box we say “box? What box?”

[@jasonmast7769]

they exploited the weakness of the expectations that the AI was operating under. Also the strategic flaw of over reliance on one system.

[@goatkiller666]

Writing one book about siege warfare… fine. Update it a few years later, because the meta changes… sure. 43 books on siege warfare, though? That’s just intentionally sloppy.

[@enestezcan2289]

Well they Rick rolled us lol

[@mikalcobbs9402]

I mean a group of marines fooled a security AI with a cardboard box so I’m not saying it’s unreasonable

[@406CRSmith]

This got me laughing in public

[@satenda6th]

Real ones know who baby metal is😂

[@GarrettHolland-py6dl]

Could I make an anime using the dialog!

[@roleplayingwithidiots7455]

Rick rolled😂😂😂

[@cyancaves5180]

the AI images make me giggle sometimes

[@Spirit612]

Great story - other than the fact that the Chen's were in it again. The only thing that turned me off about it.

[@lordtachanka1050]

Sounds like they got hit by Russian badgers squad

[@ДмитрийБотух]

Alexandra Petrova, not Petrov. She's female.

[@ronniebentley5847]

I like to hear 1 of these without a damn chen in it.

[@donovanborja2663]

I'm sorry ! I can't

[@Contentious_Point_]

..."classic" dubstep?

[@billpennington1504]

🤣😂👍

[@edwinbiere9305]

🤣

[@charleslamontagne983]

come on, mega round ears, why so disrecpectul ?