"dies trying to make friends with a predator" is honestly a very reasonable bet as to how a human would die
@alexius9072Ай бұрын
Honestly I'd give it 50/50 either die or pets and no it does not really matter what predator... Sees poisonous spider hmmm but does it feel fluffy... Head pats or death!
@cindycampbell376124 күн бұрын
"If not fren, then why fren-shaped?"
@J.Clemons7 күн бұрын
I think one of my favorite phrases applies "It's s so fluffy I could DIE."
@ralphm6901Ай бұрын
24:10 "Protocol dictates we must offer evacuation in cases of planetary extinction events." "OK, but we don't have enough ships to evacuate the planet away from Marcus Chen!!"
@joyhanschristabelsinaga1322Ай бұрын
Just pull Marcus Chen out of that planet. "Why did you pull me out? I don't need saving!" "We are trying to save the world from you"
@motherteresa9127Ай бұрын
Watched this while playing subnautica. I fear nothing now. I rule this world, how dare you challenge me.
@Gr3nadgr3gory15 күн бұрын
The feeling of indestructability you get in a prawn suit isn't a feeling when you know what you're doing. It's a FACT.
@lvluptoaverage52Ай бұрын
This human came from the most advanced civilization. He was using knowledge and technology so advanced that looked like magic
@roleplayingwithidiots7455Ай бұрын
No humans are so advanced that our technology and logic appears primitive
@nzbidzelАй бұрын
The Chen Family at it again Alex and Sara dared Marcus and Marcus said "Hold my Beer" .... Somewhere else alarms start blaring all screens flashing CODE : HMB
@sevenseven7990Ай бұрын
Wow, unintendedly the first person to see this vid. This is a first for me dont really know what to say but i hope everyone is having a good day and if you arent hold out things get better.
@douglamb2228Ай бұрын
The Chen family must be huge They have, if memory serves, diplomats, generals, commanders, super secret scientists, nuclear physicists, military tacticians, army sergeants, and buck privates. Toss in the few stay-at-home moms with office workers and Thanksgiving dinner must cost the GDP equivalent of Venezuela.
@markmaher4548Ай бұрын
@@douglamb2228Venezuela has a GDP?
@beccabbea2511Ай бұрын
@@douglamb2228You forgot the ship's pilot. Oh! but then, poor soul, he did die, I think.
@neosildrakeАй бұрын
@@douglamb2228 China has only around 700 surnames, but the majority of chinese people share 20 of those. And of those, Chen is the 5th most common. There are ca. 1.5 billion chinese people, so there are quite a lot of Chens.
@ronniebentley5847Ай бұрын
@@douglamb2228no lie. Damn Chens are everywhere doing everything.
@jewlbunnyАй бұрын
Marcus Chen probably heard how uninhabitable the planet it was and said. "Hold my beer. I'm going to prove everyone wrong."
@czinn327Ай бұрын
11 minutes in and there's no repetition. Thanks!
@swiftmaticАй бұрын
No repetition? I lost count of 'crystalline structure' & 'bioluminescence pulsing rapidly' around 10 minutes in.
@Melissa-pe2jrАй бұрын
@@swiftmatic they ment section of the story starting over
@swiftmaticАй бұрын
@@Melissa-pe2jr one is as bad as the other🙄
@DrJekyll51Ай бұрын
The Chen bloodline is seriously OP and I love it
@Pebkio_NomareАй бұрын
I would've chalked it up to humans being used to regular weather conditions that garden-worlders think of as deadly, but they said it was a 300 klik storm. That human had to have already known a lot of the geology and chemistry of that planet.
@leenonolee4629Ай бұрын
As a reader of the Golden Age of Science Fiction I am enthralled with the stories I hear here. Human ingenuity and chutzpah win out. These are the stories that inspired me to my doctorate in IT. If I had had enough funds I would have gotten I would have kept on.
@estellaguerrero6691Ай бұрын
What a wonderfully creative story! The alien's reactions watching Chen are so funny! Really enjoy this reader who's a hundred times better than the AI voices that run sentences together.
@mtndew2025Ай бұрын
When you realize the crystal formations are trees. The radiation, sunlight. The geysers, are springs. The thousands of wind directed crystal shards, rain drops. 😂
@josephcool98111 күн бұрын
Pretty bold of all these aliens to consider humans the weakest creatures, while apparently being unable to survive 60 degree weather 😂
@Fontana22Ай бұрын
damn, the chen family is unbeatable
@michaelkuch5811Ай бұрын
Very nice story - go Chen! 😊
@roleplayingwithidiots7455Ай бұрын
My mans conducted a negotiation with the Laws of Physics and was winning
@donnamlake6303Ай бұрын
A better offering than many , good story, expressive voice
@thewrongaccount608Ай бұрын
Ya know, we watch random dudes building shelters in the woods exactly the same way and for the same reasons.
@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTakenАй бұрын
The Chen siblings really seem to get around in these stories. Where haven’t they been? In other words, maybe try using some new names for once. Or is this like James Bond? Each story is in the same universe, but separate from each other?
@Alpha_DigammaАй бұрын
Maybe in the future Chen is just a general term like John/ Jane Doe is today.
@creater20225Ай бұрын
@@Alpha_Digamma i'm just hopeing the Chen family is just huge
@Alpha_DigammaАй бұрын
@@creater20225 maybe there was a Mr. Chen in China who was rather wealthy when the one child policy was revoked. And maybe, just maybe he took 6 mistresses besides his wife who all had 6 of his children. And maybe, just maybe the sons took after their father so that by the time of first contsct with an alien species we had decendsnts of that one Mr. Chen working in all branches of world government and the private sector too, of course.
@apveening28 күн бұрын
@@Alpha_Digamma You are off by about a century and half. By the time of the one child policy, there were about 200 direct line male descendants of the original Mr. Chen in Shanghai alone with about another 100 in Beijing and Nanking both. The numbers in Hong Kong, Macau and Shanghai are a bit more difficult to estimate due to anglicization of the name, though most can be expected to revert back to Chen by the time of this story.
@Alpha_Digamma28 күн бұрын
@@apveening either way the Chen is forever.
@brradb8840Ай бұрын
That was ....FUN!
@rskeyesfulАй бұрын
I really enjoyed this one. Thanks.
@piphughes2650Ай бұрын
Clever story! Very enjoyable.
@KaocydeАй бұрын
Marcus chen built this in a cave. With a box of scraps.
@DrJRavenАй бұрын
Absolutely humorous story. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
@MythosCosmos-m8xАй бұрын
Really love your videos.
@cb3391Ай бұрын
Love these stories
@EdStarwindАй бұрын
I do like how music and harmonics play such a role in these stories
@littleblackcat2273Ай бұрын
Interesting that the AI included Empire Tie Fighters from Star Wars in the graphic from around @25:26
@yomogami4561Ай бұрын
really enjoyed the story thanks
@ThomaskellySr.Ай бұрын
Very enjoyable to listen to, Thanks 😊
@JackFrost008Ай бұрын
I don't think I have ever smiled or laughed so much at a story :)
@CircumlunarFeasibilityАй бұрын
this was very cool and a lot of fun.
@kingmasterlordАй бұрын
hfyai really enamored with crystalline exoskeletons lately.
@MG-tp2ix7 күн бұрын
havent listened to it yet but sounds like a Minecraft RL survival story. i like it already.
@JackT1961Ай бұрын
That was great
@supermonkeyjam7437Ай бұрын
these stories would make a great sci-fi anthology series : HFY : the Tv show
@bobdan9856Ай бұрын
I was not aware that crystalline entities can slither.
@uuufffttaaАй бұрын
GREAT STORY. I HAVE ADVANCED DEGREES IN CHEMISTRY AND BIOCHEMISTRY. AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT IF WE EVER COME ACROSS AN ALIEN WHOSE SYSTEM IS BASED ON SILICON RATHER THAN CARBON, WE WILL BE OUTCLASSED IN EVERY CATEGORY.
@robirob8342Ай бұрын
Why
@TheLunacyofOurTimesАй бұрын
Doubtful. Both your degrees and what you claim. There is a reason carbon is so useful. If you have a degree in chemistry, you will note that silicon is a metalloid that mostly enjoys being sand and forms a cubic crystalline structure, while carbon forms a hexagonal structure and is naturally more conducive to being combined with other elements.
@virtualatheistАй бұрын
@@TheLunacyofOurTimes Don't feed the space trolls. 😃
@TheLunacyofOurTimesАй бұрын
@@virtualatheist He tried and failed to impress me.
@thaumatourgos5884Ай бұрын
I HAVE ADVANCED DEGREES IN SMELLING BULLSHIT AND MEME WAR TACTICS. I AWARD YOU 1 COPPER PEPE.
@adammusard5331Ай бұрын
It's galactic survivorman 😆
@KefkeWrenАй бұрын
Cute, but I honestly prefer stories that don't confer superhuman abilities upon humanity.
@extremchiller410Ай бұрын
writing style reminds me of the story where a human slept trough and ended a war while sleeping
@creater20225Ай бұрын
theres no school like OLD SCHOOL!
@markbandy4142Ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@ettoresalvatore9437Ай бұрын
Should have ended with Marcus inviting the observers down for tea.
@danielbenyair300Ай бұрын
in part two a storm will actually damage his shelter and another human will conveniently land there as well to race him in making the better shelter
@johncahill2581Ай бұрын
How do you offer 10 to 1 odds on salvage rights?
@boqndimitrov8693Ай бұрын
world of death? not anymore!..😁🏝
@melvinyoung3474Ай бұрын
Look closely at the background, I do believe those are Republic fighters from the Jesi series.
@MrKraken31221 күн бұрын
pool for when he builds a vacation home🤣
@spartanblu586227 күн бұрын
The aliens don’t realize this, but they are watching a live episode of Survivorman Season 443 Ep. 6
@jTheN77Ай бұрын
Hammer no, ax yes. Chop, cut, hammer. Not written by someone familiar with roughing it.
@mlmcproductions4191Ай бұрын
Proud to be a Death Worlder!
@MrCateagleАй бұрын
Damn, that was funny!
@lynneclark5313Ай бұрын
Voice says: "Trell", words say: "Trail"
@littleblackcat2273Ай бұрын
Yeah, the AI seems to be in command the voice to text thing as well. This often happens on these sorts of channels - a sort of "Chinese whispers" games of multiple AI translations.
@jonwalker8945Ай бұрын
Not 8 mins in and already 2 ads? Already way too many.
@NomadicDruidinthenightАй бұрын
Got my second ad before 4 minute mark
@sherrykathman3309Ай бұрын
I got lucky and only had 2 ad breaks. Maybe the algorithm has picked up that I tend to click off videos when I get to many or extremely long, unskippable ads.
@jonwalker8945Ай бұрын
@ next time an ad plays, hit the little i icon in the circle. You can skip them that way by hitting “stop seeing this ad” I do it for every ad I see when watching on my phone.
@davidl.leggate8186Ай бұрын
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
@the-Black_CatАй бұрын
If this is ai it's pretty good
@danniemortensen4217Ай бұрын
So when we get to Mars, this is What Will happen? The deepest valleys Could get an atmosfair and a Nice temperatur. And a House with a hot tub in The backyard 😂
@soldierscotty1959Ай бұрын
If it isn't Sarah Chen, It's Marcus Chen to save the day! More Chinese stuff....
@isidro-t1dАй бұрын
most be Chen's clone's universe.
@michaelsickels7600Ай бұрын
Hilarious!
@PerfectImperfectchoicesАй бұрын
Rightly decided truth
@moemoes55868 күн бұрын
This is an AI generated story as is most if not all of these HFI stories. AI is writing a stories that are based on fighting fire with fire....
@melvinyoung3474Ай бұрын
You have to be careful when using the AI ,they tend to reuse some parts of a lot of different stories. At least the American English and English English usage and certiahn pronouciation of some.
@Bob-r9s9oАй бұрын
Does it say something when the political ads start looking like weird infomercials for ShamWow or a pyramid scheme you see late at night
@destondenniston9482Ай бұрын
Offs
@carolerooney407Ай бұрын
Survival expert? You could have at least named him Marcus Grylls. You really need to work on your naming. All Anglo first names & all Chinese surnames? It’s not diverse enough
@mnemosynevermont5524Ай бұрын
🤣
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Katiemen nuked me
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@LightYagami-fd2veАй бұрын
I really hate this stupid commercial about "my vampire system" it's the dumbest thing any normal person would just snap fk rule n fk not making a problem at that point me becoming a psycho is their fault and the systems fault for not doing anything about tyrant scum r
@vernonjackson3435Ай бұрын
Meh.................................
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Rudulf grandma's coming to town
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Clickety clack
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Crap
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Help help wolf 🐺
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Pride Heads every Fall
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