When Asian Parents just MAKE STUFF UP

Based on a True Story.
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[@IKEMENOsakaman]

I felt like a complete failure since I failed the bar exam this year, but as an Asian, now I'm proud of myself because I can cook rice. Thank you, Steven.

[@skylarwarren2496]

Can you cook minute rice in 58 second, leh?

[@charlibrown7745]

I know someone who failed multiple times before they passed. They now work for as a district attorney. Try, try again.

[@DemonicNightmare]

My dad's an attorney. He knew a lot of people who didn't pass on their first try. Keep working hard, don't give up!

[@TheSoviet0nion]

D

[@veryangyperson]

cold water = ugly gotcha

[@NoobToTheMax]

“Those who drink cold water become ugly” caught me laughing so hard

[@FlamingVR_]

I knew a guy in 6th grade once, tallest in class, drank cold water for 2 month, froze all his height off, now he 5’1

[@Ballistic477]

scientific research has shown that everyone who died has consumed cold water at one point of their life

[@Avetho]

Its a good thing I'm Canadian, we have the same problem but in reverse, if we drink warm water we won't grow up to be a 6'5" built-like-a-brick-house lumberjack

[@inventor121]

My parents say this all the time. I live in Canada, everything is cold here so I just don't notice it.

[@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia]

Americans be like: ICE WATER YEAR ROUND Me: oh so that's why Asians are always prettier than Americans; *cue the accent* because they dumb

[@AYuxlin]

"Hey, why are we speaking English?!" I laughed harder than I probably should have.

[@LazerWonder1998]

especially since English didn't even exist 2000 years ago.. at least, not the modern day version of English. hah. :)

[@Conduit_king]

​yeah back then they said "how thou-why thoug-though- when thou- what's up bro"@@LazerWonder1998

[@w.reidripley1968]

[moderate accent:] "I don't know -- I thought you wanted to."[/accent]

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@LazerWonder1998 Not even Old English existed that long ago, lol

[@hellacoorinna9995]

那些不吃西蘭花的人，將保持小母牛的身高。

[@peffiSC2source]

"An empty browsing history says more than a full one" - Sun Tzu

[@ultimasurge]

!!! Gold

[@konapepe]

I love how Steven's Dad started out with an actual common saying and then progressively got more and more nonsensical. Like how tf did he get from "early bird gets the worm" to "those who drink cold water become ugly"

[@UnicornGacha1]

Ikr🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@StevenHe]

I think I drank too much cold water as a kid

[@UnicornGacha1]

@@StevenHe 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

[@NJDJ1986]

​@@StevenHecheers 🧊🚰

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

@@NJDJ1986 "You know what they say about drinking tap water. Ones that drink it always grow up ugly and stupid."

[@nealsmusic3896]

Stephen's dad invented physics, so he could easily time travel for the sole purpose of spreading word of Stephen's failure. These stories became legend, passed down through the He family until they reached Stephen's dad, thus completing the failure time loop.

[@rurouninanashi3669]

So "they" are all of them and his dad Science!

[@EyeSeeThruYou]

Next level timelord shit...awesome 😂

[@cccpredarmy]

Asian parents will do everything to make their kid succeed. EVERYTHING. Even emotional damage...

[@arshellnut2730]

Invented time travel to become the earliest bird!

[@EyeSeeThruYou]

@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 Yes, Stephen's Dad has much to answer for, inflicting maximum emotional damage is the work of 😈

[@prabsharankaknia8479]

“Those who play Xbo-“ while bro held a ps5 controller😂

[@mlong9475]

LOL, nice catch. I did'nt even notice that.

[@thearch1tect249]

My daughter bought me a coffee mug that had "Emotional Damage" printed on it with Steven pic.. I just about died. Best MEME ever!

[@cookingwitholiver.]

You know what they say lah, watching Steven He makes you get straight A+’s

[@halpee7690]

…but you will still be a failyah

[@cookingwitholiver.]

@@halpee7690 yes

[@hectorneros7171]

​@halpee7690 unless your name is Timmy or your a doctor 😂

[@cookingwitholiver.]

@@hectorneros7171 Timmy good boy

[@LookupUnited24Tohelp-ph8ir]

I got a A- 😂

[@gigim.9742]

Steven's dad's disappointment was so great, it rippled back through time to warn his ancestors. Random observation: Steven looks good in that black robe thing!

[@fixer1140]

I was expecting white long hair and beard like Pai Mei, but this was brilliant. 10/10 IGN

[@eunoia3926]

He does look good in it

[@aysiskyle9458]

More traditional outfit ❤

[@ImN0tMelissa]

As a 2000 year old asian person I can confirm that we did in fact say that those who play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare ll will never get a girlfriend.

[@LinKueiDragon]

'Those who eat with fork instead of chopstick will never get fortune cookie'

[@A3.535]

...

[@i_like_trains72]

Love how the dad always dodges every logical fallacy. "Drinking cold water makes you ugly." "Why?" "Because I said so."

[@dilotodragon]

Talking to your Asian parent in a nutshell

[@StevenHe]

“Because I said so” is more legitimate than any scientific study

[@valkyrie941]

Thats just every parent

[@eldelgardhresvelg1295]

@@StevenHe Me as fellow Chinese American around your age, "my friend's daughter is working 3 jobs when she was 14 and was making 6 digits" Me: ???? unless she is making onlyfans that math doesn't check out and onlyfans didnt exist back then.

[@VFJosh84]

Because I said so - ultimate argument in parenting passed down for 28900 generations.

[@Someone-pk5km]

"those who don't eat their broccoli.. will always be 5'2" words of the wise

[@stevesmith7843]

never ate broccoli.... 5'11..... but not asian 🤣

[@daniel4647]

In a way that one is kind of true, people have gotten taller in the last few centuries and it's likely due to getting more and better food while growing up, and broccoli is one of the most nutritious vegetables.

[@AabluedragonAH]

Can confirm, ate lots of broccoli and 5’5” with good posture and no back pain

[@brennarcher]

@LunarBreezesame 😤

[@goodknightpangestu470]

I wonder how tall uncle roger is, since he hates vegetable 😂

[@like_a_boss881]

"also,, why are we speaking English??" got me rolling😆🤣🤣

[@Sliipi]

"Those who drink cold water become ugly" Me 2 seconds earlier: * sipping my *cold* water * Me 2 seconds after: * chokes because of laughter*

[@magakkarma9721]

Me too and actually realizing I'm ugly

[@HaHaBIah]

Love the fact that some of the quotes have been so memed on they get used irl. "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" "When I was your age, I used to go uphill BOTH WAYS" "My other leg was starting a business"

[@rjspiteri5758]

My dad used the uphill both ways one before Steven was born. Hell, I think that joke is older than my grandpa!

[@hityouwiththatdduddudu]

Steven making jokes about his own appearance is the most random thing ever 😂

[@StevenHe]

I still don’t have a jawline

[@powersmiles8894]

@@StevenHe your sense of humour far outweighs the need for a jawline 💯💯

[@hityouwiththatdduddudu]

@@StevenHe ah gosh 😅

[@avocadothecat]

​@@StevenHe Ask that dude from House of the Dragon, Matt Smith, he has enough jaw to give some to you xD

[@TheUnknownD]

If you love yourself, It's always good to make fun of yourself, so others can't make fun of you.

[@Jojo_Ze_Rabbit]

I find it awesome that "Steven He" is such a talented actor, as well as playing all of the characters in his stories. I mean, for example, in "How Asians Pack School Lunch 2," the two non Asian students are never seen on the screen together. But while they are laughing their short term delight, I feel like I can see both students at the same time. That is how good of an actor he is. The channel employs high quality cinematography, and if there is anything to wish for in the productions, he incorporates it into the story. Plus, I think his Asian background give him some insight to parody, and his Irish background gives him an amazing sense of humor. If Steven He sees this, keep up the good work!

[@johnw2026]

Ancient Chinese Wisdom: "He who stands on toilet is high on pot." 😁🧘

[@Nice_Person7379]

I like how Steven purposely made his jawline look bad to not make his viewers jealous. What a legend

[@StevenHe]

Strangest fact: I have a jawline on the right side of my face but not the left

[@drdan312]

😂 that was one of the funniest moments in the video.

[@ember1794]

​@@StevenHe OmG, same here 😅!!

[@klsar1]

1:58 ‘why are we speaking english?’ The chinese ancestors were definitely wise knowing 2000 years in the future the ethnic chinese will be speaking english

[@NanobanaKinako]

Steven may not be a clown, but he never fails to make us laugh.

[@jatsi96]

You should say "Steven is not a clown, etc." Makes it sound nicer. :)

[@sixela226]

Bro the "they will be know for saying emotional damage" made me laugh cause it's true😂

[@20CPS]

“Those who don’t eat there broccoli will always be 5,2” -sun tzu

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHAHA I’m sure my mom told me that

[@adamloepker8057]

I love learning about Chinese history with Steven He!

[@martinkuliza]

it's calling Chinese HE-story because you don't know that........... You a failure

[@2down4up]

One of my best friends at work is a Chinese emigrant and he talks exactly like the father in these skits! Love this’

[@GladWinstein-qf3oh]

When he said the word "Subscribe" at 0:41 , the Subscribe button flashed in my phone. Why wouldn't I press it. I Subscribed with immediate effect 😂

[@F1ghter2005]

LOL Steven never fails to disappoint

[@skipperson4077]

except his dad, lah...

[@LookupUnited24Tohelp-ph8ir]

He is great!

[@F1ghter2005]

@@skipperson4077Fr lol

[@zr3755]

LMFAO ​@@skipperson4077

[@durk5331]

@@skipperson4077 waaait Fictional Steven fails to disappoint his dad? I don't believe that for a minute >.>

[@megan_l_yt]

1:18 THE REVEAL THOOOOOO 🤯

[@TankishRBLX]

Ong

[@electrical-brawlstars8509]

Faxxxx

[@spywalkz1]

How are u this early??

[@CallMeRio_]

Bro was here before the video released 💀

[@NTXsirens-eas]

Huh?

[@RRZ365]

timmy knew this before he was even born

[@BloxyDoge_]

like how Steven changes clothes every skit but stevens dad always wheres the same thing lol

[@hunterterrell5735]

I remember when Steven's dad said how "Drinking Cold water froze a man's height off" like they say, great video as always 😂

[@Anotcat12]

If i'm ever having a bad day, Steven is there with a funny video to cheer me up. Keep it up man!

[@StevenHe]

That means a lot to me man. I’ll keep trying my best

[@suhammiah3672]

1:01 that I’m actually doing 96% honors math 😂😂

[@SonWasTaken]

For 10 years of my life, i thought a doshwasher didn't clean the dishes

[@PhantomSMPMem]

2:17 GUYS!!!! I JUST BOUGHT EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

[@kachionyeka6198]

0:33 Damn it's no wonder I didn't grow. I always kept passing my broccoli to my sibling. Now they taller than me 😂. Thanks for the laughs Steven!

[@Killjoy_Mel]

When I was under 10 my country was so poor and freshly un-Soviet'd, we didn't even have broccoli. I'm 5'2.

[@Dat1MangaGuy]

​@@Killjoy_Meldamn im sorry 😞

[@Dat1MangaGuy]

​@marim6087 seeing this makes me appreciate broccoli more that's for sure.

[@AcelawyerSubah]

Also Why we Speaking english , killed me XD you are amazing Steven

[@Maxfromohio2155]

I like how the first ones made sense

[@KasaiRayquaza]

"Those who don't eat their vegetables will always be 5'2"." Me, who ate my vegetables but is still 5'2": "WHAT ABOUT ME, STEVEN'S DAD?! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!" 😂😂😂

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHA

[@pratik8499]

You probably drank cold water 😂

[@infinitedigitalprintservic5684]

You ate them too slow and didn't prepare them properly. You also picked the wrong type. You would have been 4ft if you hadn't have eaten any.

[@bickhamproductions]

1:52 Dang it, he called me out

[@oliver4534]

I didn't know you could put emotional damage in a jar. Thank you for that.

[@shkevinwang]

My mother in law just said yesterday that “if you leave your hair wet when you go to sleep, you will get pancreatic cancer”. She quote it from some TikTok video.

[@tlawal7]

1:04 jokes on you, I actually did that

[@Sora_Raion]

2:05 I know you for being a person who always do their best to make people happy and able to laugh, thank you very much for your work

[@LookupUnited24Tohelp-ph8ir]

Such incredibly great work.

[@ovbijemamuyovwi783]

Loved every single second of this skit. Great work❤

[@germanwulf40]

I love how Steven's got that stereotypical accent down for the father characters all the time.

[@nickvanachthoven7252]

0:50 the chinese of 2000 years ago were right.

[@billttruong]

Hey Steven I am graduating from university tomorrow with a Bachelor’s in Mathematics and Economics. Thank you for helping me go through my 4 and a half years of college with your videos!

[@marsanna]

Congrats!

[@CreativeSteve69]

huge congrats.

[@farfrommercury]

Congratulations _insert virtual applauding noises_

[@EriSenshur]

​@@theworldisastage1984where did that come from?

[@shrekiscool4743]

​@@EriSenshur bit of a running joke on thos channel, stevens dad always talking about how his cousin timmy is fluent in 6 languages and is a neurosurgeon etc at 9

[@RayMak]

Eat your chicken feet, you’ll run fast like sonic.

[@AVS1]

You know what they say: “The early bird get the girlfriend”

[@pogroll956]

1:41 my parents actually don’t want me to drink cold water or I “become short”

[@supersonic1991]

Balance it out with milk. You know what they say, “Drinking milk is strong for your bones… especially on hot Fridays.” :) 👍

[@dabatmanrulz95]

As a not Asian but an American and someone 5’5 that hasn’t eaten broccoli, Steven knows just what to say to make me question myself and make me realize I’m a complete failure despite my accomplishments

[@thenovicenovelist]

Same here. I'm not Asian, but I'm also an American who is 5'6 and I rarely ever eat broccoli. I'm pretty sure Steve's dad and his ancestors would see me as a failure. And I'm pretty sure my own ancestors would burn me at the stake for being a witch or something.

[@StevenHe]

Failures together strong❤

[@user-xq6tb9fd4j]

@@StevenHe i was the top debater among 2500 people but im 14 and 4’8 who hardly eats vegetables may I join❤

[@rurouninanashi3669]

​@@thenovicenovelist Not Asian, 6' lots of carrots and tomatoes!

[@user-mz9lq8zs6b]

0:51 bro. Did that even exist during I don’t know. THE MING DYNASTY?!?!?!?!

[@Reson8AIR]

Thanks for helping us heal emotionally with laughter.

[@khincholwin2833]

Steven may not be pregnant, but he doesn't fail to deliver. Also, this video was hilarious lol 😂😂

[@Undercover_Smile]

💀

[@anishkodali1625]

🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

[@R3stor]

cousin Timmy in China is a guy and was still able to be pregnant. And he gave a birth to a child just after three months. He was just pregnant faster.

[@Undercover_Smile]

@@R3stor bro what 💀 ☠️ 💀

[@chingizzhylkybayev8575]

​@@Undercover_Smilehe's parodying Steven's other videos

[@BeanzForDayz]

The early birds get the worms to eat, but the early worms get eaten by the birds 😂

[@einzelkampf7]

yeah I can relate to this. When an asian parents / uncles / aunties starts saying "they say..", you know they gonna made something up that doesn't make sense, and you're gonna still comply with that.

[@kleberson777]

This is not time travel. It just Stephen ancestor can see future generation memories

[@gceceditsstuff]

0:32 As someone who doesn't eat broccoli, I can confirm that I am still 5'2"

[@jacksonchastain656]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE will never die

[@j4yd3nYang]

"and probably doesn't have a jawline." 😂😅😆🤣🥰 Thanks for the laugh.

[@whiplash_warrior4119]

Its the way my dad came up to me the other day and was like "lol you don't know that meme? 'Emotional Damage!'??" *shows me the clip* Me: "Yes dad. I watch his videos" LMAO

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

If I wanna get emotional damage I'll go to a family reunion.

[@StevenHe]

Nice😂

[@johnw2026]

Same here! 😆

[@smufinstuff]

No need to wait that long, CNY is around the corner😃

[@santagilonkas]

Special thanks for the subtitles and the amazing Chinese traditional or not costume. We deserve it after all this years

[@AYuxlin]

"Early bird gets the worm." *Childhood memories activated*

[@dawg522]

I want to see Stevens Dad roasting Steven. Then Stevens Grandpa shows up and tells funny embarrassing similar stories about Stevens Dad.

[@ThatDumpling60]

Steven never fails to make me laugh.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:24 Ok where did you get these outfits? They’re awesome!

[@0Random-shorts]

I am a CA and still my parents say i am not good at maths😂😂

[@oh3074]

Steven’s dad has finally taught Steven the 2,000 year old Chinese sayings. The only thing left is the 4,000 year old Chinese Martial Arts. (Kudos to anyone who watches AR Manga or Baki.)

[@yobnomekop]

Im not asian, but I do the made up "you know what they say" multiple times every day. Its pretty great and I will not be stopped.

[@eunoia3926]

Keep it up 👏👏👏👏😂

[@cassiusclay8916]

"Those who drink cold water become ugly" That caught me so off guard I spat out the water in my mouth lol😂😂😂 Edit. Yes, it was cold 😅

[@StevenHe]

Hopefully it’s not cold water😂

[@nour2146]

The first flashback got me😂

[@mateogalarza454]

this guy is always hilarious! ahhahaha dont forget "i will send you to jesus" XDXD

[@dropapebble]

Yall underestimating that quick half drowned out "why are we speaking English??" THAT made me spit out my drink

[@JordanWong-ee7xc]

I know it’s a good day when Steven uploads🥰

[@StevenHe]

Good day when you’re back on the channel Jordan

[@callforjustice01]

0:40 lol CoD mw2 wasn't even made yet

[@ShinyTechThings]

This is the best one you've made in a while IMO keep it up!

[@kylewilcox18]

As a 5'2" person, i confirm the broccoli saying.

[@StevenHe]

Haha

[@ahileshinpan]

The one thing I'll always never live down is my dad saying, : You're Great Grandfather earned money and passed it down your Grandfather, he then passed it down to my dad and then he told me " you think I'm dumb enough to pass it to you."

[@marsanna]

😂😂😂

[@sanattudu3355]

That person talking about Call of Duty in 500 BC That shows how famous Call Of Duty game is🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

[@Godfather9814]

I love this channel 😂 the lah and the hah at the end always kills me for some reason 😂😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:54 Whatever I dig this look because I drink a lot of cold water too haha

[@viviannguyen1742]

0:04 LOL IM CRYIN’😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DanteNava]

My kids shout EMOTIONAL DAMAGE at each other and us (the parents). It's like a thing now at home.

[@SoulArtistLa]

The lip smacks during the sayings lol 😂😂😂

[@BrickStopmotions]

1:47 "They *did* not say that" They *will* not say that...? Also, didn't Steven's Dad invent calculus...? so how do the Chinese use math that uses calculus in it......... oh right, Physics wasn't invented yet and Asian Dad warped dimensions to get to school. Checks out, no plot holes!

[@Lazyeverydayy]

This video explained my parents in 2:23 minutes.

[@Rahul_Rao_001]

This man's a genius 🤣

[@racquelmarsh1121]

The"Oh yes they did!" got me! Keep it up Steven!😆🤣

[@Pixel_Airon]

Okay, the part where he says that channel is known only for "emotional damage" hits harder than emotional damage.

[@goody3shoes543]

Hopefully that costume wasn’t rental because we could finally see Steven’s num chuck skills in action with that attire. Got some Ip man vibes from it😅

[@StevenHe]

Noooope. I finally went back and found a seamstress who made it for me. 😂

[@martinkuliza]

what da Haayl you mean IP Man his name is Steven HE therefore he is HE-MAN Failure of the Universe and his Girlfreind SHE- LAH Princes of Failure

[@marksaf2977]

those who drink cold water become ugly is like the best line ever 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@Jaysgamingexperience]

As a person who drinks cold water for as long as i can remember I can confirm this actually happenes😢

[@marisc71]

1:55 killed me😂😂😂I'm crying, I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂this video made my night 😂😂😂

[@thisarchanabahuguna]

Loved this ancient times stuff. Please do it more!

[@pouleichel2760]

"without a jawline"... got me

[@lowkinfeng4468]

Bro is Eren Yeager with all the past memories and future memories lined together