As a 2000 year old asian person I can confirm that we did in fact say that those who play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare ll will never get a girlfriend.
@phasein54136 ай бұрын
lah
@TexMeta4 ай бұрын
Can confirm, couldn’t get a girlfriend until I stopped playing it.
@NuflynMagister3 ай бұрын
perhaps you are taoist immortal)
@Avocado115Ай бұрын
Apparently Asians once had the power to predict future games 🤣🤣🤣
@edwinatan1531Ай бұрын
😂
@IKEMENOsakaman Жыл бұрын
I felt like a complete failure since I failed the bar exam this year, but as an Asian, now I'm proud of myself because I can cook rice. Thank you, Steven.
@skylarwarren2496 Жыл бұрын
Can you cook minute rice in 58 second, leh?
@charlibrown7745 Жыл бұрын
I know someone who failed multiple times before they passed. They now work for as a district attorney. Try, try again.
@DemonicNightmare Жыл бұрын
My dad's an attorney. He knew a lot of people who didn't pass on their first try. Keep working hard, don't give up!
@TheSoviet0nion Жыл бұрын
D
@veryangyperson Жыл бұрын
cold water = ugly gotcha
@NoobToTheMax Жыл бұрын
“Those who drink cold water become ugly” caught me laughing so hard
@Flaminggotrizz Жыл бұрын
I knew a guy in 6th grade once, tallest in class, drank cold water for 2 month, froze all his height off, now he 5’1
@Ballistic477 Жыл бұрын
scientific research has shown that everyone who died has consumed cold water at one point of their life
@Avetho Жыл бұрын
Its a good thing I'm Canadian, we have the same problem but in reverse, if we drink warm water we won't grow up to be a 6'5" built-like-a-brick-house lumberjack
@inventor121 Жыл бұрын
My parents say this all the time. I live in Canada, everything is cold here so I just don't notice it.
@that1-side-character Жыл бұрын
Americans be like: ICE WATER YEAR ROUND Me: oh so that's why Asians are always prettier than Americans; *cue the accent* because they dumb
@RayMak Жыл бұрын
Eat your chicken feet, you’ll run fast like sonic.
@someone-ql6pu2 ай бұрын
I got that but for chicken wings after years I didn't grow wings like they promised
@seashellguy94164 күн бұрын
@@someone-ql6pu You have to drink Red Bull for that
@AYuxlin Жыл бұрын
"Hey, why are we speaking English?!" I laughed harder than I probably should have.
@LazerWonder199810 ай бұрын
especially since English didn't even exist 2000 years ago.. at least, not the modern day version of English. hah. :)
@Conduit_king10 ай бұрын
yeah back then they said "how thou-why thoug-though- when thou- what's up bro"@@LazerWonder1998
@w.reidripley19689 ай бұрын
[moderate accent:] "I don't know -- I thought you wanted to."[/accent]
@MatthewTheWanderer8 ай бұрын
@@LazerWonder1998 Not even Old English existed that long ago, lol
@hellacoorinna99958 ай бұрын
那些不吃西蘭花的人,將保持小母牛的身高。
@konapepe Жыл бұрын
I love how Steven's Dad started out with an actual common saying and then progressively got more and more nonsensical. Like how tf did he get from "early bird gets the worm" to "those who drink cold water become ugly"
@UnicornGacha1 Жыл бұрын
Ikr🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
I think I drank too much cold water as a kid
@UnicornGacha1 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
@NJDJ1986 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHecheers 🧊🚰
@alexturnbackthearmy1907 Жыл бұрын
@@NJDJ1986 "You know what they say about drinking tap water. Ones that drink it always grow up ugly and stupid."
@nealsmusic3896 Жыл бұрын
Stephen's dad invented physics, so he could easily time travel for the sole purpose of spreading word of Stephen's failure. These stories became legend, passed down through the He family until they reached Stephen's dad, thus completing the failure time loop.
@rurouninanashi3669 Жыл бұрын
So "they" are all of them and his dad Science!
@EyeSeeThruYou Жыл бұрын
Next level timelord shit...awesome 😂
@cccpredarmy Жыл бұрын
Asian parents will do everything to make their kid succeed. EVERYTHING. Even emotional damage...
@arshellnut2730 Жыл бұрын
Invented time travel to become the earliest bird!
@EyeSeeThruYou Жыл бұрын
@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 Yes, Stephen's Dad has much to answer for, inflicting maximum emotional damage is the work of 😈
@gigim.9742 Жыл бұрын
Steven's dad's disappointment was so great, it rippled back through time to warn his ancestors. Random observation: Steven looks good in that black robe thing!
@fixer1140 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting white long hair and beard like Pai Mei, but this was brilliant. 10/10 IGN
@eunoia3926 Жыл бұрын
He does look good in it
@aysiskyle9458 Жыл бұрын
More traditional outfit ❤
@peffiSC2source9 ай бұрын
"An empty browsing history says more than a full one" - Sun Tzu
@ultimasurge8 ай бұрын
!!! Gold
@phasein54136 ай бұрын
wooow
@gayathriwijayaratne4 ай бұрын
You deserve the world my friend
@Andres00824 ай бұрын
"A bowl is more useful when it is empty" -Lao Tzu
@bodybuilding4ever3 ай бұрын
"Skip first and second bowl of rice, but those who only eat the third bowl of rice always fills your stomach more than the first bowl" -Smart Tzu
@thearch1tect24911 ай бұрын
My daughter bought me a coffee mug that had "Emotional Damage" printed on it with Steven pic.. I just about died. Best MEME ever!
@shkevinwang Жыл бұрын
My mother in law just said yesterday that “if you leave your hair wet when you go to sleep, you will get pancreatic cancer”. She quote it from some TikTok video.
@i_like_trains72 Жыл бұрын
Love how the dad always dodges every logical fallacy. "Drinking cold water makes you ugly." "Why?" "Because I said so."
@dilotodragon Жыл бұрын
Talking to your Asian parent in a nutshell
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
“Because I said so” is more legitimate than any scientific study
@valkyrie941 Жыл бұрын
Thats just every parent
@eldelgardhresvelg1295 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe Me as fellow Chinese American around your age, "my friend's daughter is working 3 jobs when she was 14 and was making 6 digits" Me: ???? unless she is making onlyfans that math doesn't check out and onlyfans didnt exist back then.
@VFJosh84 Жыл бұрын
Because I said so - ultimate argument in parenting passed down for 28900 generations.
@perthplanespottingandelevators Жыл бұрын
You know what they say lah, watching Steven He makes you get straight A+’s
@halpee7690 Жыл бұрын
…but you will still be a failyah
@perthplanespottingandelevators Жыл бұрын
@@halpee7690 yes
@hectorneros7171 Жыл бұрын
@halpee7690 unless your name is Timmy or your a doctor 😂
@perthplanespottingandelevators Жыл бұрын
@@hectorneros7171 Timmy good boy
@LookupUnited24Tohelp-ph8ir Жыл бұрын
I got a A- 😂
@like_a_boss881 Жыл бұрын
"also,, why are we speaking English??" got me rolling😆🤣🤣
@wennycake3057 Жыл бұрын
Me: gets 96 My parents: 97 above is only acceptable Me: gets 100 My parents: your friend got 102 on her test, why can’t you do that too?
@HaHaBIah Жыл бұрын
Love the fact that some of the quotes have been so memed on they get used irl. "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" "When I was your age, I used to go uphill BOTH WAYS" "My other leg was starting a business"
@rjspiteri57587 ай бұрын
My dad used the uphill both ways one before Steven was born. Hell, I think that joke is older than my grandpa!
@Someone-pk5km Жыл бұрын
"those who don't eat their broccoli.. will always be 5'2" words of the wise
@stevesmith7843 Жыл бұрын
never ate broccoli.... 5'11..... but not asian 🤣
@daniel4647 Жыл бұрын
In a way that one is kind of true, people have gotten taller in the last few centuries and it's likely due to getting more and better food while growing up, and broccoli is one of the most nutritious vegetables.
@AabluedragonAH Жыл бұрын
Can confirm, ate lots of broccoli and 5’5” with good posture and no back pain
@brennarcher Жыл бұрын
@LunarBreezesame 😤
@goodknightpangestu470 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how tall uncle roger is, since he hates vegetable 😂
@Nice_Person7379 Жыл бұрын
I like how Steven purposely made his jawline look bad to not make his viewers jealous. What a legend
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
Strangest fact: I have a jawline on the right side of my face but not the left
@drdan31210 ай бұрын
😂 that was one of the funniest moments in the video.
@ember179410 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe OmG, same here 😅!!
@sixela22610 ай бұрын
Bro the "they will be know for saying emotional damage" made me laugh cause it's true😂
@desmien679Ай бұрын
GenX here and there's a huge reason why we spent so much time outside, you may have heard of smiting belt but our fathers at times didn't even have to mention it by name. Just the folding in half and a quick snap bringing the two halves together was the only warning we needed. I do miss the good old days of proper discipline
@klsar1 Жыл бұрын
1:58 ‘why are we speaking english?’ The chinese ancestors were definitely wise knowing 2000 years in the future the ethnic chinese will be speaking english
@zurielsss2 ай бұрын
Despite old English didn’t appear until 5th century 😊 The ancients are so wise.
@adamloepker8057 Жыл бұрын
I love learning about Chinese history with Steven He!
@martinkuliza11 ай бұрын
it's calling Chinese HE-story because you don't know that........... You a failure
@Anotcat12 Жыл бұрын
If i'm ever having a bad day, Steven is there with a funny video to cheer me up. Keep it up man!
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
That means a lot to me man. I’ll keep trying my best
@trwn87 Жыл бұрын
“Who’s they?” - Literally what I think every single time someone says “They say…”
@17_32-AlIsra2 ай бұрын
1:42 shows up when i drink cold water 😂😂😂😂
@F1ghter2005 Жыл бұрын
LOL Steven never fails to disappoint
@skipperson4077 Жыл бұрын
except his dad, lah...
@LookupUnited24Tohelp-ph8ir Жыл бұрын
He is great!
@F1ghter2005 Жыл бұрын
@@skipperson4077Fr lol
@zr3755 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO @@skipperson4077
@durk5331 Жыл бұрын
@@skipperson4077 waaait Fictional Steven fails to disappoint his dad? I don't believe that for a minute >.>
@hunterterrell5735 Жыл бұрын
I remember when Steven's dad said how "Drinking Cold water froze a man's height off" like they say, great video as always 😂
@Sora_Raion Жыл бұрын
2:05 I know you for being a person who always do their best to make people happy and able to laugh, thank you very much for your work
@LookupUnited24Tohelp-ph8ir Жыл бұрын
Such incredibly great work.
@QuinceDix38294 ай бұрын
This should really get sequels! Can't wait to hear more of those hilarious ass sayings!
@johnw2026 Жыл бұрын
Ancient Chinese Wisdom: "He who stands on toilet is high on pot." 😁🧘
@kachionyeka6198 Жыл бұрын
0:33 Damn it's no wonder I didn't grow. I always kept passing my broccoli to my sibling. Now they taller than me 😂. Thanks for the laughs Steven!
@Killjoy_Mel Жыл бұрын
When I was under 10 my country was so poor and freshly un-Soviet'd, we didn't even have broccoli. I'm 5'2.
@Dat1MangaGuy Жыл бұрын
@@Killjoy_Meldamn im sorry 😞
@Dat1MangaGuy Жыл бұрын
@marim6087 seeing this makes me appreciate broccoli more that's for sure.
@PhantomSMPMem Жыл бұрын
2:17 GUYS!!!! I JUST BOUGHT EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
@20CPS Жыл бұрын
“Those who don’t eat there broccoli will always be 5,2” -sun tzu
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA I’m sure my mom told me that
@datawareTM7 ай бұрын
Thanks for helping us heal emotionally with laughter.
@2down4up11 ай бұрын
One of my best friends at work is a Chinese emigrant and he talks exactly like the father in these skits! Love this’
@KasaiRayquaza Жыл бұрын
"Those who don't eat their vegetables will always be 5'2"." Me, who ate my vegetables but is still 5'2": "WHAT ABOUT ME, STEVEN'S DAD?! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!" 😂😂😂
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@pratik8499 Жыл бұрын
You probably drank cold water 😂
@infinitedigitalprintservic5684 Жыл бұрын
You ate them too slow and didn't prepare them properly. You also picked the wrong type. You would have been 4ft if you hadn't have eaten any.
@prabsharankaknia8479 Жыл бұрын
“Those who play Xbo-“ while bro held a ps5 controller😂
@mlong94758 ай бұрын
LOL, nice catch. I did'nt even notice that.
@Jojo_Ze_Rabbit Жыл бұрын
I find it awesome that "Steven He" is such a talented actor, as well as playing all of the characters in his stories. I mean, for example, in "How Asians Pack School Lunch 2," the two non Asian students are never seen on the screen together. But while they are laughing their short term delight, I feel like I can see both students at the same time. That is how good of an actor he is. The channel employs high quality cinematography, and if there is anything to wish for in the productions, he incorporates it into the story. Plus, I think his Asian background give him some insight to parody, and his Irish background gives him an amazing sense of humor. If Steven He sees this, keep up the good work!
@germanwulf406 ай бұрын
I love how Steven's got that stereotypical accent down for the father characters all the time.
@einzelkampf711 ай бұрын
yeah I can relate to this. When an asian parents / uncles / aunties starts saying "they say..", you know they gonna made something up that doesn't make sense, and you're gonna still comply with that.
@megan_l_yt Жыл бұрын
1:18 THE REVEAL THOOOOOO 🤯
@TankishRBLX Жыл бұрын
Ong
@electrical-brawlstars8509 Жыл бұрын
Faxxxx
@spywalkz1 Жыл бұрын
How are u this early??
@CallMeRio_ Жыл бұрын
Bro was here before the video released 💀
@NTXsirens-eas Жыл бұрын
Huh?
@billttruong Жыл бұрын
Hey Steven I am graduating from university tomorrow with a Bachelor’s in Mathematics and Economics. Thank you for helping me go through my 4 and a half years of college with your videos!
@@EriSenshur bit of a running joke on thos channel, stevens dad always talking about how his cousin timmy is fluent in 6 languages and is a neurosurgeon etc at 9
@tlawal7 Жыл бұрын
1:04 jokes on you, I actually did that
@Vanillaflavouredcheese Жыл бұрын
"Those who play the call of duty modern warfare 2 do not get girlfriends" has been said since 2009 when it first dropped.
@MahiMahi-yu5jo2 ай бұрын
1:16 Jokes on you Steven. 500 BC is around the time cool s**t was built!!
@nickvanachthoven7252 Жыл бұрын
0:50 the chinese of 2000 years ago were right.
@khincholwin2833 Жыл бұрын
Steven may not be pregnant, but he doesn't fail to deliver. Also, this video was hilarious lol 😂😂
@Undercover_Smile Жыл бұрын
💀
@scaryalpaca17 Жыл бұрын
🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂
@R3stor11 ай бұрын
cousin Timmy in China is a guy and was still able to be pregnant. And he gave a birth to a child just after three months. He was just pregnant faster.
@Undercover_Smile11 ай бұрын
@@R3stor bro what 💀 ☠️ 💀
@chingizzhylkybayev857511 ай бұрын
@@Undercover_Smilehe's parodying Steven's other videos
@ThatDumpling60 Жыл бұрын
Steven never fails to make me laugh.
@ovbijemamuyovwi783 Жыл бұрын
Loved every single second of this skit. Great work❤
@dustyroaddesign4 ай бұрын
I LOVE the editing in this video, with the dream sequence and ancient papa talking crap... This Weeedio is exactly what I needed today!!!
@PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын
1:24 Ok where did you get these outfits? They’re awesome!
@supercookie10 Жыл бұрын
I know it’s a good day when Steven uploads🥰
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
Good day when you’re back on the channel Jordan
@dabatmanrulz95 Жыл бұрын
As a not Asian but an American and someone 5’5 that hasn’t eaten broccoli, Steven knows just what to say to make me question myself and make me realize I’m a complete failure despite my accomplishments
@thenovicenovelist Жыл бұрын
Same here. I'm not Asian, but I'm also an American who is 5'6 and I rarely ever eat broccoli. I'm pretty sure Steve's dad and his ancestors would see me as a failure. And I'm pretty sure my own ancestors would burn me at the stake for being a witch or something.
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
Failures together strong❤
@pineblop Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe i was the top debater among 2500 people but im 14 and 4’8 who hardly eats vegetables may I join❤
@rurouninanashi3669 Жыл бұрын
@@thenovicenovelist Not Asian, 6' lots of carrots and tomatoes!
@BrightElk11 ай бұрын
I’m 5’2. Out of 3 children my mom said I was the easiest because growing up I loved broccoli, kale, carrots, spinach and cauliflower and she didn’t have to fight me to get me to eat veggies. However my two older sisters avoided them at all costs and are both 5’4 and 5’7. This video lies! 😭
@titanlee372311 ай бұрын
now i see steven ancestor crying when steven didnt eat the vegetables emotional damage to the ancestors
@gcecpostsstuff Жыл бұрын
0:32 As someone who doesn't eat broccoli, I can confirm that I am still 5'2"
@bickhamproductions Жыл бұрын
1:52 Dang it, he called me out
@BeanzForDayz Жыл бұрын
The early birds get the worms to eat, but the early worms get eaten by the birds 😂
@SupremeUV2122 Жыл бұрын
Ok so Steven 's channel is the best way to study for a chinese history exam
@suhammiah3672 Жыл бұрын
1:01 that I’m actually doing 96% honors math 😂😂
@SugarStar_Cats Жыл бұрын
0:04 LOL IM CRYIN’😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bubblejellyfish71644 ай бұрын
Same here 😂
@dropapebble Жыл бұрын
Yall underestimating that quick half drowned out "why are we speaking English??" THAT made me spit out my drink
@santagilonkas Жыл бұрын
Special thanks for the subtitles and the amazing Chinese traditional or not costume. We deserve it after all this years
@dwynnell4 ай бұрын
You do this so well man! I am a westerner that used to live and work in China. Went to a mega supermarket with a friend. He yelled from a distant aisle that he’d found the pharmacy - I went expecting aspirin but was confronted with a choice of 100’s of kettles and other electric water heating devices. He said - Chinese pharmacy. You can’t argue with 5000 years of culture!
@BingBong67489 Жыл бұрын
The ancient China scenes could easily work as a spinoff series of videos.
@dutchvanderbilt9969 Жыл бұрын
If I wanna get emotional damage I'll go to a family reunion.
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
Nice😂
@johnw2026 Жыл бұрын
Same here! 😆
@smufinstuff11 ай бұрын
No need to wait that long, CNY is around the corner😃
@jacksonchastain656 Жыл бұрын
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE will never die
@LinKueiDragon Жыл бұрын
'Those who eat with fork instead of chopstick will never get fortune cookie'
@pSyCh0c4ttheINFINITY8 ай бұрын
...
@edgarlarios471819 сағат бұрын
"Why are we speaking English?" 100% got me! 😂😂😂
@NanobanaKinako Жыл бұрын
Steven may not be a clown, but he never fails to make us laugh.
@jatsi96 Жыл бұрын
You should say "Steven is not a clown, etc." Makes it sound nicer. :)
@cassiusclay8916 Жыл бұрын
"Those who drink cold water become ugly" That caught me so off guard I spat out the water in my mouth lol😂😂😂 Edit. Yes, it was cold 😅
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
Hopefully it’s not cold water😂
@0rb-its Жыл бұрын
"Those who drink cold water become ugly" Me 2 seconds earlier: * sipping my *cold* water * Me 2 seconds after: * chokes because of laughter*
@magakkarma97218 ай бұрын
Me too and actually realizing I'm ugly
@yobnomekop Жыл бұрын
Im not asian, but I do the made up "you know what they say" multiple times every day. Its pretty great and I will not be stopped.
@eunoia3926 Жыл бұрын
Keep it up 👏👏👏👏😂
@emorybest1003Ай бұрын
“Emotional damage!” *50000 year applause*
@oliver4534 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know you could put emotional damage in a jar. Thank you for that.
@worker21289 Жыл бұрын
1:41 my parents actually don’t want me to drink cold water or I “become short”
@heyimadino Жыл бұрын
Balance it out with milk. You know what they say, “Drinking milk is strong for your bones… especially on hot Fridays.” :) 👍
@ahileshinpan Жыл бұрын
The one thing I'll always never live down is my dad saying, : You're Great Grandfather earned money and passed it down your Grandfather, he then passed it down to my dad and then he told me " you think I'm dumb enough to pass it to you."
@marsanna Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@marisc71 Жыл бұрын
1:55 killed me😂😂😂I'm crying, I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂this video made my night 😂😂😂
@harshitchoudhary373110 ай бұрын
Ymir trying to contact with Steven' s Dad, lol😂
@BloxyDoge_11 ай бұрын
like how Steven changes clothes every skit but stevens dad always wheres the same thing lol
@DanteNava Жыл бұрын
My kids shout EMOTIONAL DAMAGE at each other and us (the parents). It's like a thing now at home.
@vismaykedilaya1318 Жыл бұрын
I'm indian, and this feels so true. the amount of niche proverbs my parents know just baffles me. like, did you take a philosophy course or smth?
@Linkmaster1124 Жыл бұрын
You know it’s a good day when Stephen uploads
@marksaf297711 ай бұрын
those who drink cold water become ugly is like the best line ever 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@kleberson77711 ай бұрын
This is not time travel. It just Stephen ancestor can see future generation memories
@Pixel_Airon Жыл бұрын
Okay, the part where he says that channel is known only for "emotional damage" hits harder than emotional damage.
@kylewilcox18 Жыл бұрын
As a 5'2" person, i confirm the broccoli saying.
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
Haha
@Lazyeverydayy Жыл бұрын
This video explained my parents in 2:23 minutes.
@ShinyTechThings Жыл бұрын
This is the best one you've made in a while IMO keep it up!
@satomisanada38869 ай бұрын
Steven He, now teaching Chinese History. One hundred percent accurate facts right here XD
@lastnamefirstname8655 Жыл бұрын
this sounds so accurate. asian parents are creating thousands of years of asian lore and history out of thin air. and it works. somehow. all the time.
@thisarchanabahuguna Жыл бұрын
Loved this ancient times stuff. Please do it more!
@CherryMK Жыл бұрын
1:00 - Litterally my father and now me...except 95 TwT (90 is for my social/science :>(
@LoganKickoff Жыл бұрын
timmy knew this before he was even born
@preciousmaria03154 ай бұрын
1:52 not him saying "those who drink cold water will grow up ugly" WHILE IM DRINKING COLD WATER LA
@preciousmaria03154 ай бұрын
HAIYA
@PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын
1:54 Whatever I dig this look because I drink a lot of cold water too haha
@goody3shoes543 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully that costume wasn’t rental because we could finally see Steven’s num chuck skills in action with that attire. Got some Ip man vibes from it😅
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
Noooope. I finally went back and found a seamstress who made it for me. 😂
@martinkuliza11 ай бұрын
what da Haayl you mean IP Man his name is Steven HE therefore he is HE-MAN Failure of the Universe and his Girlfreind SHE- LAH Princes of Failure
@josephkim8024 Жыл бұрын
Pov: When every single asian parent is like that.
@packbackx210 ай бұрын
This man is FAR more entertaining and hilarious than 90% of people who get paid to ... we must protect him at all costs.
@whiplash_warrior4119 Жыл бұрын
Its the way my dad came up to me the other day and was like "lol you don't know that meme? 'Emotional Damage!'??" *shows me the clip* Me: "Yes dad. I watch his videos" LMAO