Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians

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[@theodorebear6714]

1:46 "You make my son look like Elon Musk." *That was a joke.*

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@kiryu2360]

@@StevenHe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@quackduck3567]

Lmao

[@mbrachi4933]

Yes

[@aniruddhasholla6121]

"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment". Typical Asian dad

[@o0Avalon0o]

My soul yeeted

[@NicoBlack69]

Read it as he said it.

[@Amanrajput-nn3yr]

Perfect

[@Joshua_N-A]

Dad: want some money? Go earn yourself. I mean not every Asian is loaded.

[@outogetyougotyou5250]

It can't just be me, he sounds exactly like Uncle Roger?

[@tc2241]

That’s why Japanese ghosts are so terrifying, they had to step up their game up with all of that sass

[@Dargonhuman]

Yes! I saw the title and thought, "but asian ghost stories are the scariest", but now it makes sense why that is.

[@jacobcarroll2624]

@@beetlehatches2100 and another one also one for you

[@justicereeves-batts2423]

Ghost of Tsushima

[@hanhan9907]

Malays ghost are terrifying too😀 if u dont know , i suggest u to search this " pocong " this is the most terrifying for me😂 and these, "toyol" , " pontianak", "penanggal"..😂 im just suggesting. ✌🏻😁

[@iaincowell9747]

@@hanhan9907 None of those are scary.

[@MikeNoob101]

That ghost took 1000 years of emotional damage

[@KevinVenturePhilippines]

"Where the hell were you last Halloween??" 🤣

[@sienashawver6511]

“Are you a cat” “What happened you run out of lives”😂😂😂😂😂

[@WhoSays8]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rutvisheta965]

😂😂

[@pascalmsuyajr.7980]

😂😂😂

[@charizardsniper5064]

Hahaha that part was freaking gold duuuude 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@apolloniakageaki1711]

Ikr hahahahaha xDD

[@imissmybed3469]

“yu stoooopid” “y u so cold? r u my ex-girlfriend” I can’t with this guy.

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

😆😆😆😆

[@ainzsama1565]

What happened to your bed?

[@captainjacksparrow5771]

Attention attention saita,s bed went missing

[@SaltyShomudro]

The thief must've failed to commit suicide once so he tried doing it again by stealing saitama's bed

[@n_0094]

Wonder what he did to his ex.

[@s1147r]

2:32 "What happened?! You ran out of lives?!" 😂

[@imnobodyatall]

I’d love to see a horror movie like Nightmare on Elm Street where it’s nothing but Steven as this character just roasting Freddy Kruger for 2 hours. lol!

[@mochi1i794]

*is insulting it* *realizes it’s a cat* *proceeds to treat it better than his own son*

[@auatom-]

Standard.

[@trianna_phoenix9013]

Well, what else are you supposed to fo

[@liquidtunes]

That was a great comedic turn.

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

“This is my pet ghost cat named Beijing Corn. The cat came with the name.”

[@Xerathiel]

Why would you hold a cat to human standards?

[@tefikarthik84]

“The only scary thing about you is your unemployment” I-i- I felt that. Right here 👉💔

[@marko.rankovic]

Yeah same, although next month I'm out of unemployment, contract is already signed :)

[@tobyanderson8360]

Lmao I died right there😹🤣🤣🤣

[@pizzaisminenoucanthaveit.2149]

Died

[@tefikarthik84]

@@marko.rankovic congrats! 🥲

[@sakubami]

lmfaooi

[@Auroramyth]

“Are you a cat?” This got me laughing so hard

[@maxinenall9950]

Thank you for inviting ghost cat to stay with you 🥰 they have trouble finding places to call home 😂

[@undefying8011]

"The only thing scary about you is unemployment" I'm not dying, I'm dead.

[@randomnessblank9680]

Double Dead. Dead to the power of 2-

[@leyknow2453]

I CANT 😭

[@namastenadine6690]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@TheBladeOfTheVoid]

Are you haunting this man?

[@meanicri]

Literally

[@johnmark3450]

"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment" Ghost: "Bruh..."

[@abdot604]

i felt that poor ghost

[@Ghost-nj7nj]

Bruh

[@tacet21]

😂

[@0lkjhgfdsatyubvnAL0]

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[@pinkcherry9695]

I DIED AT THAT PART 😭😭😭😭

[@rondyreeves4772]

Dude, this video made me laugh the hardest laugh that I have had in a long, long time, and man - I needed it. Thanks for the laughs!

[@DustSans150]

"I smell bitch in here" got me dying!

[@ACursedDemon]

"Ghosts don't haunt Asians, Asians haunt them" "Where's your proof?" Proof:

[@hanax1860]

Well if you really live in Asia, there is ghosts😂

[@PeacePlease-em9zo]

Trinidad is full of those damn jinns! Don't you have somewhere to be lol

[@angeliemaguinda]

@@hanax1860 yeps that iq definitely true hahaha... In the place i live there are definitely spirits that almost gave me a heart attack more times than i can count (since I'm more sensitive to them) Ps. From the Philippines yo!

[@nararyakhairandrarisqullah9086]

Asian's ghosts more scared than Europe or America's ghosts😉👍🏻

[@ane6183]

@@angeliemaguinda and is there a way to drive them away?

[@AndWhatIsThisNow]

"I didn't know you were a cat, I thought you were just stupid." That's everything.

[@evelynmeckley633]

I wish I could get away with being a cat

[@o0Avalon0o]

It went from funny to wholesome.

[@ayubkhan2689]

@@o0Avalon0o I know right. but did that mean he called cats stupid? I hope that was a joke. if he actually called cats stupid then that is sad because there have been cats that have took bullets for their owners so ya.

[@emmalion1976]

@@ayubkhan2689 no he says the ghost is stupid until he realized it's a cat ghost so he respects it now

[@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix]

@@ayubkhan2689 It means that cats are (fairly) objectively not as smart as the average human

[@orange_cat]

The string on the can really made it for me. Subscribed.

[@Led_By_Christ]

“Where the hell were you Halloween” Lmao 🤣😂😅 God Bless 🙏🏾

[@reinburhythm3215]

Steven: *aggressively insults ghost* Ghost: *cries and telepathically drops can at same time*

[@zekkorinnocake3955]

Uncle Roger cousin . Instead of mad at cooking fried rice , he was mad about ghost turning on his electricity .

[@vluxz5528]

@The_Cookie_Dragon i had a seizure reading that bruh

[@pikachuwithagun1708]

I would think he's crazy lol if i was a ghost, all ghost will be scared to go near him

[@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770]

*telekinetically Telepathy is mental manipulation. Telekinesis is interacting with the environment with no physical means.

[@pikachuwithagun1708]

@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 :v

[@calistajudd1932]

"why the hell it so cold, who are you my ex girlfriend?" literal chills

[@Crystal_Venom_The_Wolf]

BAHAHAHAHHA

[@DMXIII]

Hahahhahahahah savage

[@MrSasukeSusanoo]

It got as cold as her heart

[@shoestheshoebandit5702]

Would not want to meet must e as cold as ice

[@ragingpros3755]

Burn

[@owlhouse53]

Those effects were amazing! 😊

[@David2073]

He doesn't try to hide the string, unlike other fake "viral" wizards that say "this ain't string, this be magic"

[@mynameisworld]

I wouldn't be surprised if this video turns up in one of those "Is it a ghost or is it all an elaborate hoax? You decide!" videos.

[@hungrymeat3578]

I felt when he said: "the only thing scary about you is your unemployment"

[@CatololOSU]

first

[@noobnation2]

the ghost be like do u know who raised you :Asian be like idk :ghost I’m ur mom how dare u

[@redlinx5520]

Kinda stole this comment bud

[@thehunterhog1701]

@@redlinx5520 any askers?

[@amin0es632]

Idk why but I feel the same too

[@andreapunsalan8078]

"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment!" i felt that

[@donrekter2603]

literally 0 replies dude

[@donrekter2603]

literally 1 reply dude

[@donrekter2603]

literally 2 replies dude

[@kevinpeng8295]

:/

[@gamingjedi52]

Literally 4 replies smh

[@JF-oj6zf]

Omg, came across your channel a few days ago, can't stop watching!🤣🤣🤣

[@SmellyMellyization]

This was hilarious! I like how at the end he was really sweet with the cat ghost.

[@EthelChamomile]

"You make my son look like Elon Musk." Not only did he kill two people in one sentence, he also killed the ghost.

[@StevenHe]

Oooof

[@crystallation4249]

Even if it's already dead, he still kill that ghost with words

[@neiabaraja8040]

Double Dead

[@punysloth4243]

I like how literally when I saw this comment it was 666 likes then when I opened the reply it became 671

[@melissafeds1344]

I didn't get that joke. We Asians don't praise kids. So...?

[@Kanin_is.Beri_Good]

Asians: I slap Ghost out of you *YOU FAILURE!* Ghost: *cries*

[@isaiahjohnson9905]

🤣

[@isaiahjohnson9905]

"OooOOoOoo"😱😰"OOOOoooOoOOooo"😱😢"uooOoooOoOOOoo!(uccu uuoouuu)"👻😭

[@desiredzen54]

plot twist : you cant hit a ghost

[@sentane8031]

also ghost: * respawns *

[@MrWeebs-gc2jj]

Pfp sauce?

[@michealdrake3421]

"Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were a cat, I thought you were just stupid."

[@larnusiakoutsofrigas6115]

Steven He, you are hilarious, I am in stitches. I could laugh at you all day. thank you so much from Australia!!!

[@Reaper74928]

“Only thing scary about you is your unemployment” had me dead

[@balasubramanyatandur1837]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@ml07]

That cracks me up every darn time! 🤣

[@clover6679]

HAHAHAHA

[@himurahaibara1459]

Made me think.... does that mean i'm scarier than a ghost?

[@statikquote9265]

Yeah me 2

[@laviellie]

*“What are you? Are you a cat?”* *“Oh, so, you are a cat. What happenned? You ran out of lives?”*

[@darkplaguer4338]

yea in asian culture we belive that cats have like 9 lives

[@heathjake25]

@@darkplaguer4338 everyone says that even if they don’t believe it.

[@clover6679]

hahaha

[@acidvat3052]

@@heathjake25 😂😂

[@neoelva1973]

I see the string pushing it

[@terrihannigan-xx1io]

Omg !! This is my favorite video of all time. I love the cat part. I absolutely love this guy.

[@kathymchenry2208]

Thank you . Subscribed now. Love your comedy and your special effects

[@Alice-ku7ju]

“You’re such a failure, you make my son look like Elon Musk.” *Same*

[@temakong5943]

My Asian parent motto to me

[@naipsiefilderussatser4067]

@@student7960 *cough* brace yourself mate you boutta get hit with hate XD

[@naipsiefilderussatser4067]

@@student7960 cause this isn't reddit dude

[@student7960]

@@naipsiefilderussatser4067 Better?

[@fortnite-kq7ok]

@@student7960 what did u do

[@_samn.nonyuh]

Father Steven: "ONLY THING SCARY ABOUT YOU IS YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT!!!" Ghost: *i hurt*

[@StevenHe]

Hahaha

[@Justthemna]

LOLLLL

[@name-lb3dg]

xD

[@Justthemna]

Hmm so that’s why random things stopped happening in my house (im Asian)

[@_samn.nonyuh]

@@Justthemna HA!

[@anagram8]

Sun you are hilarious! I thought I was the only one that would talk mad ish and fuss at the ghosts. It works too. Keep up the funny videos.

[@heffo67]

The special effects budget must have run into the $1.79s 😂 Very funny, thanks!

[@supernova11711]

“Okay, I didn’t know you were a cat, I just thought you were stupid”. LOLLLL!!!! “You can stay here with me, we make friends” 😂

[@StephanieGravalese]

This was my favorite part! How he totally changed his tone. ♥️😸

[@otbaht]

Well it will catch the ghost mice and such so that has to count for something.

[@josephperez2004]

Ghost pets are pretty awesome. They last longer than living pets. -looks to pets in my room- I made myself sad.

[@abdlhmdx]

**Dad doesn’t want ghost cat** **Family goes and gets ghost cat anyways** *Dad and ghost cat:*

[@novarangerx6441]

Walks in the door with cat, Father: “Oh what da hell.”

[@prakash4737]

@@novarangerx6441 I heard that what da helll while reading ur comment lmao

[@SimplyComi]

Dabi did your dad do any of these things

[@aku3119]

@@prakash4737 Me too

[@ItzaMystri]

What a great comment

[@sarahramsey9728]

Bro i love that with the can falling, you can see the string being pulled lol 😆

[@Zorgdub]

That was such an unexpected and heart-warming ending.

[@megancurtiss1158]

"the only thing scary about you is your unemployment" my parents are going to copyright this saying.

[@devin9029]

Lol

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

Your parents are scared of you?

[@dezs.5202]

Lol mine too

[@otakumasta6200]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sharjeelazeem2753]

In the USA: ghosts haunt people In Soviet Russia: people haunt ghosts In Africa: people use ghosts against other people In Asia: ghosts get existential crises after getting a 2 hour lecture from some random disappointed person

[@thequeertelope7941]

can confirm. i'm russian and i was just the actor in a ghost movie. i played the human. it was a hit horror film among the ghosts

[@siserecster]

The career of the ghosts got suck :(

[@jbach2002]

I’m American, my ghost is named Timmy. He’s haunted us for nearly 10 years now.

[@acexone7290]

😂

[@greenlord9103]

Im an Asian, the ghosts in our village are homeless, they didn't get paid cuz they can't do their job well.

[@jenniferbreaux7385]

Brilliant. Tears of laughter running down my face.

[@xiaochen9214]

THE WAY HE JUST STARED AT THE CAN GETTING PULLED OFF BY THE STRING KILLED ME

[@user-bq3nz9lj2k]

"You're such a failure you make my son Look like Elon Musk.." Forgive me father

[@danijelandroid]

1:45 Now I got the joke. Is the son the cameraman or is the cameraman his wife? He indirectly called his son stupid. Edit: it's his wife. I hear her giggle. 1:50

[@liquidtunes]

I laughed so much at that one that I started coughing.

[@SunnyKhuranaViolin]

I like how he didn't even try to hide the string.

[@Toxin_Globe]

I was gonna type that lol

[@uravu.]

@@Toxin_Globe bro same

[@iight-speedff9284]

@@uravu. same bro

[@ghostazamo8405]

Asian production have to look fake, we no have the funding. *asian accent*

[@r3dsir130]

Plot twist: the ghost was using the string

[@pricklypear7934]

Great skit! Loved it.

[@darianhendrickson7665]

😂😂 I love how you can see the string on the cans

[@cripplingdepression3061]

"Why ghost don't haunt asians" Me, an asian who got B in a blood test: "We fear someting else"

[@JohnDoe-xx7kc]

Explain please I don't understand edit: please stop replying i get it already

[@WingMaster562]

@@JohnDoe-xx7kc think of the asian stereotype of having "it's A grade or nothing" standard. An A is usually 85% and above grade, may vary depending on your country's education system. Having any other grade can bring dishonru to your famiru.

[@bijeerani]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 u got me good... I remember getting an O on a blood test and being scared to go home.

[@jediknightnamek]

My condolences to the Asians with a negative Rh factor. No matter your blood group, you will always come up short in life for your parents.

[@ojie285]

lmao why did I think that it was a bee joke

[@ax-ig6tn]

“Oh you’re a cat?” “What happened you run out of lives” This killed me 💀

[@singleplayermoments]

The cat is a FAILURE.

[@rommelibea2869]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tetsushinjou6456]

Killed the ghost too 😂

[@SamIsPog]

@@singleplayermoments cant belive it was a failure in all the 9 lives

[@LilianaKali]

@@SamIsPog Now that's a lot of damage...EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@75blackviking]

Steven makes comedy gold. Damn funny!

[@PiePierrot]

Holy shit this is hilarious! 😂Nice job as always! Are you familiar with this one Kdrama called Bring It On, Ghost? Or it's also known as Let's Fight, Ghost! I think. This video reminds me of it lol, this guy gets haunted by ghosts but instead of being scared like a normal person he just beats the crap out of them lol.

[@tameriz1280]

"Only scary thing about you is your unemployment" **Cries**

[@Blackspidy619]

So women don't like me cause I'm very scary?

[@Blue-pk4ny]

@@Blackspidy619 yes

[@Yolo_Swagins]

Gold line :D

[@maryphilip2072]

Ghost does not hunt asian becau se they worship demons

[@lubyricabt9639]

Damn that hits right 😂

[@embeboso8329]

the fact that his tone IMMEDIATELY changed to a kinder tone when he realized the ghost was a cat is just indescribable

[@hrafnkol1404]

Indescribable

[@labakanurzidil2464]

i thought kinder has something to do with kindergarten :D :D :D

[@miavika1074]

Tbh I feel like anyone would act much different to a ghost of a pet than a human in their house

[@nanami_akumudeadchannel7115]

I would honestly do the same thing-

[@PETERGRlFFlN]

Wait asians love cats? I thought they make them into dumplings? 😅

[@MissNatalie55555]

I wasn’t even looking for this. Oh my god lol 😂

[@Gojo42069]

You helped me get over my fear of ghosts and spirits

[@HybronTonitrum]

Just yell about them being unemployed XD (It's nearly midnight)

[@Kei-xc5jf]

“You’re such a failure” Ghost who is doing their best to scare him: 🥺

[@Fransiska_234]

THAT LOT OF DAMAGE

😂😂😂😂

[@shadow-zayden8104]

"I'm sorry I didn't know you were cat I thought you were just stupid" this is the funniest part

[@vincent_hall]

Can I be a cat in my next life? Lazy, rude and entitled, still respected, even by Asian parents.

[@gamergodofjustice]

:I I love my cats I'd be head over heels for a ghost cat but I'd definitely have to deal with my stuff getting knocked down

[@scourge1560]

Right after I read this you said that it made it so much funnier oh my God

[@zack_plays7063]

@@vincent_hall but if you want to be a ghost cat its gonna take 9 tries

[@humbledtrader2688]

Lols

[@leximuaune4229]

I'm hollering 😂 I'm straight hollering 😂 love this

[@user-yn6gd4xx8s]

i love the way they talk

[@lara_spithfire]

"Only thinG scAry about U is yU uneMploYmEnt" Ghost: * crying * I'm dead, give me a break!

[@thequeertelope7941]

s H O U L D h A v E t h O U g h T o f T hA T bE FOre U DIeed

[@resonanceless7026]

But the ghost already dead so what can the ghost get already ?

[@purple3722]

@@resonanceless7026 true

[@zeishime1832]

I red this at the exact moment he said it- nice ✨Coincidence✨

[@kathiaking7287]

The best line ever!!

[@mycereal]

"Why ghosts dont haunt asians" Meanwhile: Asia having laws for spirits

[@WilliamFuckingButcher]

*levitating intensifies*

[@frielleainsworth71]

*Exorcism Intensifies*

[@BayernSupremacy]

*Soviet Anthem Intensifies*

[@ivanlol7153]

@@BayernSupremacy UNITED FOREVER WITH FRIENDSHIP AND LABOUR

[@afriendlycampfire260]

*Reliougious belief intensives*

[@adi.ot7]

The end was so wholesome 🤧

[@cute_matcha]

"Are you a cat???" "This is beijing corn" 2:17 😂😂

[@HybronTonitrum]

*me: went Beijing literally less than a week ago and didn't see no korn

[@rainfall1085]

"We don't believe in ghosts, they're not profitable."

[@Eiighttttt]

Oh *me being a ghost* I be sad now :c

[@maryrosegonzales132]

*As an Asian yes that is true*

[@iammarauder5418]

Medium left the chat

[@freyagaia8344]

We hunt them???? Lmao 😂 Elder's saying

[@BodohYono]

You wrong, once a week, they give food to spirit, burn a stick, hope it will bring fortune. Even rich people in singapore do that

[@cyrilramayrat9861]

"You're a cat? What happened you ran out of lives?" Omfg😂😂

[@navymed3]

Lmfao at that one

[@benkenobi6582]

He clearly said “you run of of rives” hahahaha

[@nooooooooooooooooooooooooo7895]

I think he mean that old people say that a cat have 9 lives

[@barrickfischer]

That banter is a "catty" one

[@mason7645]

He's so sweet when he realized that ghost is a cat 😹

[@tammypior446]

My favorite part: "Where the hell were you Halloween??" Then lists all the stuff he had to buy to decorate😂😂😂

[@RebelAngelMedia]

😂 love this one

[@questingchris1699]

I’ve never heard someone respond to a ghost knocking something over with “Are you a cat?” Not going to lie that’s the joke that put me in tears.

[@unjonnarai4612]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lemon_boii1074]

I read this comment right when that part appeared 0.0

[@Pippis78]

I did once mistake "an occurrance" for a cat? Was staying in this big old house my parents had at the time. I was staying up late, probably drawing or something, when I heard a glass fall over / drop in the kitchen next to the room I was in. A very recognizable sound, glass on wood (not a breaking glass). "Damn cats!" I thought annoyed and went to pick up the glass. There was no cat and no glasses fallen over or on the floor or nothing. And nothing else either I could think would have made that sound. Creepy. Both of my parents saw a dark figure of a man around the kitchen several times. And I don't even believe in ghosts...

[@lecoconutdead]

But I did that too once-

[@donerzombie1349]

Honestly i thought of that the second time the tin fell down

[@gyong7808]

100% accurate. My Chinese grandma said she was repeatedly woken up by a 'ghost', and instead of being frightened she shouted at it and threatened it with a frying pan for being a nuisance. She said it never come back

[@aaronbrans7278]

Way to go gammy

[@ninjaartist1235]

Your grandma sounds awesome

[@box_guy]

Lol now buy her a crucifix and holy water for the ultimate tripo

[@theoz-zone7470]

Legendary.

[@theteaperson1998]

Yep my grandma says that ghosts live in our house, though instead of scaring people they just play small pranks like turning off the light etc.

[@latoyaboyd225]

That sheet just got EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!

[@InneNath]

Bro, I love your videos

[@pandemonium2536]

Can any of us blame him? Having a cat ghost is a completely different thing than having a real ghost.

[@remington-7008]

cat ghosts are real ghosts to im gonna start a petition

[@Kaczyfunny]

Cat ghots matter!

[@KM-vq1vy]

sorry to brk it to you but Cat Ghosts are real and they're sweet ^^

[@wahwahster]

Cat ghost, isn't that an arg?

[@katzimanzi.]

=^._.^= ∫👻💫

[@chingqy]

Asians: "im not scared of the ghosts" Ghost: "takes rice" Asians: "so you have chosen death again?"

[@ignorantethan656]

emphasis on again

[@kanexiong3827]

True true😂 dont mess with my rice or noodles

[@chingqy]

@@kanexiong3827 ha yea

[@perseph0ne1608]

*“Again”*

[@rempuia69]

"Again" oh no We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you Never, ever desert you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you I'll never, ever desert you

[@Travis_Stewart5422]

You should have came back with a Soup pot from the kitchen saying here kitty kitty, and then watch your door open up by itself like the cats leaving.😂😂

[@michellewaite4482]

The whole cat thing warmed my ♥

[@joebenzz]

Asian in front of Asian ghost: *screams in terror* Asian in front of American ghost: "You make my son look like Elon Musk!"

[@kxzrxh]

American in front of American ghost: *pulls out gun*

[@ld_glow3143]

Kinda true

[@qaiwiwi]

@@kxzrxh Honestly more like, *trips and falls* GO ON WITHOUT MEEE 😩✋

[@kxzrxh]

@@qaiwiwi ok that was a good reference

[@qaiwiwi]

@@kxzrxh Thank you :D

[@icecrystal14_78]

“Why the hell it’s so cold?” “Who are you? My ex girlfriend??” LMAO THIS GUYYY Edit: ty for 6k likes, even tho i’m just repeating what he said

[@gregorjefferson6610]

Why is there no replies yet

[@icecrystal14_78]

@@gregorjefferson6610 idk lol

[@xyzeus2538]

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[@jaishreeram598]

Maybe because Asuna was his ex-girlfriend

[@icecrystal14_78]

@@jaishreeram598 nah I think Alice was lmao

[@Psych_Major_Blonde]

When he broke out of character 😂

[@Healer.moebius]

He's cracking one joke after another 😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing and accidentally spit out my precious strawberry milk 😂

[@vincentjohnflorio]

"You don' pay the rent, you gon' be wearing garbage bag next week" That's an amazing ghost joke, the idea that the sheets are not just a choice but fashion they have to afford and opt into

[@airotiv7916]

LOVED that joke! 💜

[@jose.chavarria9309]

HELL Yeah

[@gpub1132]

"Only thing scary about you is your unemployment " that killed it for me😂😂

[@catreality6248]

🤣🤣🤣my favorite line

[@norokodven4768]

That's the best thing I've heard in a while

[@AlreadyRisen]

1:29

[@ShubhamKumar-tl8bz]

Same

[@billdoolinofficial]

Rest in peace

[@user-sm1wh8fk4g]

I loved that you could see the string that was moving the can! 😂

[@zatannaomg923]

"i didnt know you were a cat, i thought you were just stoopid" got me dieing 💀💀💀

[@abcdefoff3307]

"The only thing scary about u is ur unemployment." "You a cat? U run out of life?"😂😂😂

[@danae5578]

🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀👻

[@atlf3357]

@@danae5578 LMAO PLSSSS NOT THE 9 LIVES 😭

[@danae5578]

@@atlf3357 yep all of them.

[@anglepsycho]

Ghost: "I will stick with you forever-" Me: "Dude I'm literally autistic and Japanese, do you seriously think that will scare me more than my mom's expectations and the weight of American bullshit?"

[@devin9029]

Lol

[@raventhorn9287]

I got Asburger's. I have autism too. I admit I'm not asian, but love Japanese culture.❤️

[@JessSuave]

@Snot Dragger Last name is Chinese too.

[@chinmustache6420]

I’m only borderline autistic, and I barely keep up with the low standards I myself have

[@God_535]

I'm dying send help

[@MrCliiiCK]

Poor Ghost, it got Emotional damage after that rant. thnx i laughes so hard i'm gonna be watching this one a few more times 🤣

[@Wander129]

My favorite video, keep watching over and over

[@norkritt5035]

I like how the string was just sitting there

[@ProdLvnden]

What string, I don't see no string.

[@josuemartinez4376]

@@ProdLvnden :054

[@monkeygaming4837]

@@ProdLvnden watch it again

[@user-dg9ol1sx2t]

what string?

[@zayspov181]

What string?? R u ok?

[@Skull_withGuns]

Im F*cking dying of laughter damb bro you funny ah!!! you got a new sub as well keep up the good work

[@Karen-ig6bp]

Im finished! Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DaltonChannel]

Meanwhile, Ghost 1: Oh look a lonely person! Let's haunt him Ghost 2: Nah! Forget it, he's an Asian

[@icyandhoney3356]

I am Asian

[@jefffarrugia6690]

Racists I'm asian

[@christianmarkus477]

@@jefffarrugia6690 ???

[@hmuphilly9129]

#StopAsianHate

[@christianmarkus477]

@@jefffarrugia6690 how that racist .-.

[@bouncydachon]

I love how once he realizes its a cat he’s suddenly all nice

[@Kaczyfunny]

The best pet. No need for litter or food, but he has a companion.

[@labakanurzidil2464]

Discworld's Death also likes cats, they see him and like him ...

[@zacherobay]

I saw this as the preview comment... Im sad i was told now 😂

[@okami-shaman9548]

#1, cant argue with a cat, #2 the cats you dont have to be obligated to feed are some of the best cats ( meaning barn cats )

[@ebnertra0004]

What a coincidence that the face of Beijing Co'n would find a cat with that very name

[@krisg822]

1:23 "i make Videos on KZbin" Bro roasted himself 🤣🔥🔥🔥

[@1nonlyFeaR]

"why the hell is so cold, who are you my ex girl friend" man i never laughed so much