When Asians Run Out Of RICE

[@coinfrog2566]

We need stevens grandad roasting Stevens dad

[@SewingBoxDesigns]

Yes!!!

[@mahiyatsafiyullah7103]

imagine if his grandfather was his actual father that would be funny though I think he's Irish

[@PokeMonster833]

Fr

[@justaudreynow]

i'd kill to see that lmao

[@galymzhankyrykbaev2976]

hahhahahaha

[@gnocchinope]

Even though I’m Indian this is still the most relatable thing ever- Except there’s always an extra bag of rice hidden _somewhere_

[@Im-gonna-cur.yyy..]

India is still in asia

[@Divya_SP]

It's relatable which is why he mentioned 'Asians' 😅

[@jellymathanikaragavan5867]

Same

[@Tropicalgodzilla]

BRUH, indians are asian to 😂

[@uget-uget]

wow

[@dannyjingu]

I almost spit out my water when he said "Hello? Panda Express!"

[@ShepiWhat]

"hello, panda express" bro is getting cooked 💀

[@aniasingh5699]

Yk it’s bad when an Asian calls Panda Express

[@theseasongod6405]

"Jerry, im gonna tell you something I've never told anyone before" "We need to go to Panda Express"

[@thefastand_thecurious]

I don't want to eat SpongeBob's elbow 😂😂😂

[@ksureshrci]

me eating rice while seeing this: wth IM EATING HOW CAN U SEEEEEEE

[@Tokeberg]

The dad is going hard

[@anormalguytrading2052]

WE NEED AIR SUPPORT!!!

[@GeniusMarketingInc_]

Can't believe Steven's dad is scared of the granddad. I can only imagine how scary Steven's granddad would be. 😂😅

[@Nia_River]

“When I went to school I had to walk 30 mile uphill both ways on my hands, my feet were starting two business. Our school was over two mountains an ocean and two lion’s den

[@johnnydepp6907]

SPONGEBOB ELBOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Axrector]

My family stocked up 125kg of rice during covid

[@TheLycanStrain]

I 100% agree with Steven's dad: rice is life. I am not even Asian but I'll be damned if I don't eat rice with everything.

[@lavender_4287]

same, rice is life

[@Time_to_Beardown]

A real Asian has backups just in case we get sick while eating a dog. Disclaimer this is a joke as an Asian we don’t eat dogs.

[@williamvirkis]

Luckily it was a low speed fall! Haha

[@JamesPeckenpaugh-uu7lz]

The first time the dad was calm at the beginning

[@dec13666]

South American dads: _"Understandable, no rice, no life"_

[@Wolver2006]

The one time stevens dad isn’t making fun of him

[@paloaq]

"Oh thats a trap!" Got me😂

[@wisteriamlb]

"Rice is the reason i am still surviving " ~my very asian mom

[@asdfjkl7430]

My mom would have been exactly Steven's dad ☝️ if we had ever run out of rice. 😅

[@aadithyakumaran9186]

Tru😂😂

[@bowxfire5275]

Same

[@AdamAureliusz]

Damn, I read "Black Rain". Daily ratio for Japanese women during war was two spoons of rice and as many worms and snails as they could find under rocks. In next election they were voting on more peacefull Emperor...

[@masfiqratul7559]

Me as An Asian I fu__ing Agree

[@Hail1144_YT]

“SpongeBobs elbow” is the best description of Mac & cheese I have ever heard😂😂😂

[@barbthegreat586]

Actually, his description of cheese (expired milk) is spot on.

[@سبحاناللهالحمدلله-ك3ح]

The secret ingredient*

[@GreedyGoblinSewers]

Still laughing

[@Tmb1112]

I eat so much SpongeBob shaped Mac that I was confused for a second 😂

[@Thedarkkracken]

Dam right 😂😂😂

[@mikeyfn-a6684]

"it's a trap! It look like dumpling, but NOT dumpling!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@omkarkhurana6986]

"I failed my family" He's hard on others because he is hard on himself. True Asian 🗿

[@itsbelev]

😭

[@serafimbarbu7711]

True indeed

[@Ev1x1n1ty]

True

[@radenkurniawan6096]

True asian are the one that can eat poride made of panda express

[@fireantfury2539]

Can't be a hypocrite if you treat others as you do yourself tho 🤣🤣🤣

[@areswalker5647]

I swear you're the reversed Italians 😂 we do the same about pasta and I got to make my mom try a dumpling but she said it looks like a raviolo but it's not a raviolo 🤣

[@bagnome]

*Breaks pasta with malicious intent*

[@Asteri0519]

Yeah, and since Italy is roughly on the same latitudes as Korea(rice maniacs as well) the culinary cultures are quite similar! We keep going to Italy for vacation and think 'yeah this is great and I want my rice with this' lol

[@areswalker5647]

@@Asteri0519 ahahahah "i want my rice with this" made me laugh so much! I would love to try Korean dishes, since I've seen them in tv I've been craving them like crazy but there's no Korean restaurant where I live so i just have to wait till i can travel there myself

[@DumphUxTV]

@@areswalker5647 Nothings stopping you from attempting to recreate foreign dishes with local ingredients 😊

[@areswalker5647]

@@DumphUxTV it's difficult to cook something you've never seen in real life, never tasted and anything like that. I mean, i can cook Italian at a pro level but I don't know much about foreign food, I'm just now starting to know how to use things like soy sauce and cook ramen noodles sushi and things like that. But I'm trying to cook new things and learn asian recipes

[@Bilal_Aslam_]

Timmy started growing rice in his backyard. He’s only four.

[@120mm.discarding.sabot0]

“Ah, the good ol’ days.”

[@user-op8fg3ny3j]

Work on the paddy field is no joke.

[@AIGLE_Royale]

​@@120mm.discarding.sabot0when our momma sang us to sleep but now we're **stressed out**

[@DaniMartVTen]

Don't Joke. Grass is a family member to Rice, and Wild Rice grows well as a potted plant, because "field flooding" is a mass-agriculture strategy, not technically the species parameters for guaranteed growth. Grow rice at home.

[@lolhoin1377]

Timmy be like: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MF

[@EddieG-gaming]

“It’s quarantine” “There is a chipotle down the street” 😂

[@noorykorky5056]

Right??? That was definitely confusing, but also, maybe he meant there is a Chipotle down the street, as in, let's go and buy some to-go.

[@captainkyon1]

bc you could order it on doordash

[@dobmztbs]

I think it’s the type of lockdown where you can’t leave your area, Chinatown is probably far away from where they live, thereby they can’t get rice from Chinatown

[@JohannVF]

Chipotle's customers aren't afraid of death.

[@Sushli]

You know it’s bad when Steven’s dad calls Panda Express

[@mobeytaguirehomtolland5183]

Your vids are so funny😂🎉

[@creepymikii]

@@mobeytaguirehomtolland5183 they don't even have videos

[@yassenhany447]

What happened to Him with Panda Express? I will always question this until I get an answer with the man himself.

[@Attaby_38]

@@yassenhany447 panda express has very bad Asian food

[@PristinePerceptions]

​@@Attaby_38 More like Panda Express is the McDonald's of Asian food. It took Asian food... Sorry, let me back up. It invented its own food, called it Asian food, made it fat and served it with rice. That's blasphemy for any old Asian. But in an emergency...

[@reygaeldavid1424]

Dad was so desperate he called panda express just for rice

[@DaeodonKiller]

yeaaaah 💀

[@kuf1627]

fr

[@Mitaka-Asa]

Bruh, Im chinese and Panda Express has the worst rice ever. It's so dry and tasteless

[@gleamingfoonyman]

@@Mitaka-Asa My school’s rice either being as dry as a rock or as mushy as mashed potatoes:

[@goldenfox334]

​@@gleamingfoonyman I don't understand how they screw up rice that bad. Like he'll I still make it in a pan with boiling water and it's just the same as a rice cooker. I think what the issue is they don't wash the rice.

[@ChickenNuggieLover_101]

“It look like dumpling!” 😂 “NOT dumpling” -The definition of disappointment

[@LSC124377322]

I fell for that once. I was super mad I got a whole pot of boiled cheese wrapped in a dumpling form.

[@jordancambridge4106]

It is superior dumplings. :)

[@marcodipietro8835]

Bro shut up I’m Italian . Ravioli came BEFORE dumplings

[@marcodipietro8835]

Good job

[@shirlasmrartandmusic2988]

Steven’s dad meets his new neighbour “Your son looks like he can cook rice!” “He CAN’T.”

[@adrianne7882]

“I farting so much, I went to hospital” 🤣

[@sanaaugustine3423]

😂

[@shirukoo]

Asians don't went to hospital, they hospitalizing themselves at home lol

[@ZugDiamanterz]

last time he fart so much, it was 1940

[@unkledoda420]

Could be a problem with the pancreas. At his age it's probably smart that he went to the hospital just to be sure it's really being caused by the beans.

[@akshaysankarshana2405]

​@@ZugDiamanterzDidn't get it...

[@beestek.94]

You know it's bad when Steven's dad is not roasting him.

[@bestie_u_hot]

Fr tho

[@josebeteta8283]

It's REALLY bad when Steven's dad is calling PANDA EXPRESS for support

[@ritasalah3860]

You ain't even lie

[@gavinkemp7920]

that make me think of family guy sketch kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqTElqxmYt2UqJo

[@cfv7461]

He's worried steven's dad's dad is gonna roast him

[@jessart13]

No Rice=Emotional Damage

[@rangidd]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ItzWolfy247]

even worse 💀

[@ninja_cat9]

Fax

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@victoriahamilton1230]

Oh you win the internet today

[@crazykiddd4992]

"Who's idea was it to try expired milk" lmfao I'm done

[@iprialalongjohn1814]

Total killer

[@killercharm]

I can't tell you how many times I've thought that.

[@gizmozgamingent3800]

Bro not expired milk😂

[@wolf-fan149]

​@Chefiilmfao= laughing my f#cking a$$ off (WHAT? THATS WHAT IT MEANS)

[@SanetVerster]

Nooooo not the rice

[@littlebean1556]

The UNICEF reference and call to Beijing Embassy 👌🙌🔥 😂 nice! Love it

[@paigeawin]

As an Asian mom, I've ran out of rice before and had to resort to Panda Express for rice. It's no joke. You do what you have to do for your family.

[@EmmelineSama]

Why don't you buy a sack of rice when you have 1/4 of it left? It lasts a long time..

[@SimplyLocaI]

@@EmmelineSamamy family did that once but they bought like 3 sacks

[@swirlsandspirals]

@@Ak1ri_The_One😦

[@ranpo_edogawa_lover]

@@Ak1ri_The_One😦

[@flyse1858]

@@Ak1ri_The_One 😦

[@NaveKnights]

Hold on is this leaked footage of Steven's dad being a failure-

[@CeraSpace]

Bingo 😆😆😆 He just gained his only precious bullet to blackmail his dad 😆 Jk

[@abadgurl2010]

*cackles wickedly*

[@yourdailymushroom]

@@aaravrana7399 Are you saying .. ALL ASIANS LOOK THE SAME!?

[@Seamannon]

​@@yourdailymushroom XD

[@Naraku-no-Hana-WE]

Lies and slander. Asians never run out of rice this is just an atlernate galaxy where Steven is the competent one and his father was the failure.

[@wuxiagamescentral]

Asians running out of rice is like Waffle House closing fown for Southerners. It is zombie apocalypse level of panic

[@lilpink8463]

We are f*k!

[@TreyC68]

As a Southerner I can confirm that whence Waffle House closes down it is a full nation wide catastrophe

[@5q1d87]

The scariest part is that it's not a joke, if the waffle house closes you're genuinely f***ed because whatever is heppening in your state is genuinely world ending.

[@DieuDeMort]

@@5q1d87 I'm currently working in a Waffle House, and recently we've ran out of certain things, like OJ and plastic utensils. People are genuinely worried when I tell them, "Sorry, I actually can't get you any OJ, we're out until tomorrow."

[@jajajaden]

As a southerner, when any Waffle House OR chick fil a close, the whole of the southern states goes full on panic mode.

[@someoneinthesky9784]

The "I failed my family" thing, this guy is one heck of a real breathing Asian down to the DNA. The Elderly salutes you little big boy, or rather, bow in respect to you.

[@senpaibowser-kun8380]

"I dont want to eat SpongeBob elbow" had me laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@TannerJ07]

You the only person who mentioned it

[@YAIVAINSIR]

your fucking point sir?@@TannerJ07

[@Real_Kyle_The_Alien_420]

I thought for a second

[@icemanjr.5819]

@@TannerJ07 So?...

[@karatheartzie]

Bro same XD

[@Infinity78008]

The Italian mafia trying to pinpoint his location by any means necessary:

[@jk2l]

In response they send pineapple pizza and durian pasta

[@j0k3rqwtyeet11]

​@@jk2l they trying to torture him in the most horrible way if that's the case

[@lemonraven]

the likes are at 666...

[@Niya.cerby.19]

​@@j0k3rqwtyeet11 I like pineapple pizza...

[@icantchoosemyusername8874]

​@@Niya.cerby.19 My inner Italian personality is in pain

[@2amstories7]

“We can’t buy rice right now” *Visible confusion*

[@2599delta]

Bro really said SpongeBob Elbows 💀

[@just_a_girl182]

💀

[@cheszkareyes9460]

cry laughing at that lmao

[@cloudymellokpop]

I just started laughing really hard at that point

[@tovarishchfeixiao]

He wasn't wrong tho.

[@Pylen]

Call Uncle Roger, he might have some leftovers.

[@MaxYTM123]

151 likes no replies? lemme fix that

[@benpamer7174]

@@MaxYTM123 378 likes and 1 reply, lemme fix that

[@Gojo-esc6t]

@@benpamer7174 382 likes and 2 reply, lemme fix that

[@HorsTube]

444likes? Hmm Lemme Fix YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY “lemme fix that” Wait I JUST SAID LEMME FIX THAT OH NO

[@serafimbarbu7711]

482 likes and 4 replies? lemme fix that

[@Marles123]

“I don’t want to eat SpongeBobs elbow!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂FR tho

[@Zichenzhou-l8c]

178 likes and no replies? I gochu fam

[@Marles123]

@@Zichenzhou-l8c Thanks dude 😀

[@TheBookishB]

​@@Zichenzhou-l8c❤

[@Antley278]

Pov: Ur searching for this comment

[@Mr_Person55]

​@@Antley278I was just scrolling the comments

[@JeonHa-rin]

"WHAT WILL I HAVE WITH MY MSG" GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

[@zuzannawojcik9601]

Me too 😂😂😂 Uncle Roger would react the same if he was out of rice 😂

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

You mean Salt On Crack?

[@LinvestigatesMC]

Make shit good

[@internetuser320]

@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171yeah shit good

[@internetuser320]

@@LinvestigatesMCmyes good msg

[@vinhdiep7128]

This situation is unlikely because whenever you mentioned being out of rice, your dad would bring out five 25-pound bags of rice from either the basement or closet. We Asians always make sure to be well-prepared.

[@docmeraki3065]

But when it happens, you know it's dire😂

[@lilu5321]

Me and my family: WE DON’T CARE WE’RE GOING TO THE STORE

[@baldwinplayz268]

As an Asian my self, I can confirm.

[@sophia2474]

My mom in a nutshell

[@Veritas-invenitur]

@@baldwinplayz268 I’m not Asian, but I always have a 10 pound bag of emergency reserve rice for when I have to use my 10 pound bag of reserve rice.

[@Klomlor161]

“Son, it’s desperate time. Hello, Panda Express?”

[@littlebean1556]

That got me 😂😂😂😂

[@toriless]

Panda Express or starve, tough choice.

[@bradleysaito4393]

I definitely got xtra rice from panda express during quarantine 😂

[@CH1LLfr]

bro i yelled out OHHHHHHHh the panda express?!?! *whispers to myself* nasty discusting expired faliure asian food

[@livinghound]

lmao!

[@youssefibrahim1796]

He had to do the forbidden CALLING BANDA EXPRESS 💀💀💀

[@ninja_cat9]

LMAO

[@kentheengineer592]

Tweakin

[@BigBlackNiggaBallsHD69]

Banda

[@sunflowermist23]

In so many asian languages we do not say "have you had lunch/dinner" instead we say "have you had rice?"😂

[@jumpydino3015]

yes lol

[@humanity9158]

Hahahahah....are you for real??!!! interesting....

[@triky5384]

That's something new I learned today. In Ecuador we say"did you have coffee" when asking if you had breakfast yet.

[@sophiali8547]

@@humanity9158at least as far as I know all the East Asian languages use the same word for “rice” as for “meal,” so yes. Rice is very important to us 😹😹😹

[@asianboi4015]

True

[@yodaa4977]

Give him an Oscar. He is the most asian youtuber on KZbin...

[@yuanvalenzuela5293]

Hahaha hahaha Asians was just normal people I'm Asian and never in my life that i see an Asian like that

[@mahiyatsafiyullah7103]

he's up there he really is

[@bramricardoz]

Ah masa sih

[@lukejackson2354]

Jeenie is right up there as well. Imo

[@GigaWigga368]

*uncle roger has entered the chat*

[@Sumi.Cl0ver_shorts]

“Hello, Panda Express” got me dying

[@C.Sharpe]

I work at Panda Express, I'm six feet under lol 😂

[@Nottherealchainsaw]

@@C.Sharpe 💀

[@Zulq96]

The “hello Beijing embassy we need air support now “ was my favourite part 🤣

[@mrlonghead]

Wow

[@gallodeplata]

I failed my family deshonrro a su vaca

[@MD-xh8po]

"WE NEED AIR SUPPORT WE'RE LOSING IT" Meanwhile in the rice store

[@SilverSnakeMemes]

lol

[@biig_happy9811]

"WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO TRY EXPIRED MILK?" I'VE BEEN ASKING THE SAME THING FOR THE PAST 20 YRS 💀

[@Julia-lk8jn]

This is such a tragic misunderstanding. It's not _expired_ ! It's milk that has been very carefully acidified, minutely treated with enzymes extracted from the stomachs of ruminant mammals, drained, lovingly inoculated with just the right Streptococcus or Lactobacillus strains and *then* patiently allowed to expire. Now, Macaroni and cheese out of a box? _That's_ hideous.

[@ShitassSpeedrunner]

​@@Julia-lk8jn well i learned something new today

[@biig_happy9811]

@@Julia-lk8jn Oh wow, my take on cheese went up a few points just because of how passionate that explanation was 😂

[@nikofennec9118]

​@Julia Mac & cheese from a box is actually pretty good. But then again, for some reason I just can't stand the taste of aged cheese. My favorite cheese is Colby Jack.

[@schnek8927]

Cheese is the greatest thing humanity has ever invented. Yes, even greater than sliced bread.

[@RyderElliott-fm8bf]

“I dOnT wAnT tO eAt SpOnGeBoB eLbOW” go me on the floor😂💀 Dad I’m famo- wait where are you? Ok, look here my notifications. Are just 💀

[@Lemon_cherry348]

😂😂

[@einzgeisha]

😂😂😂

[@Glitch_bedwars_mobile]

SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielburke2598]

FR

[@goldenhoops7226]

Ah yes another comment where they quote something in the video then say got me on the floor and put emojis next to it

[@azinana6459]

“ Uh… we have Mac n cheese… ” “ *I don’t want to eat SpongeBob elbow!* “ *I lost it at that* 😂

[@guizhong_yay]

As an Asian, we ASIANS should be loyal to rice, EAT EVERYTHING WITH RICE, NO RICE? CALL THE POLICE, THE HOSPITAL, THE FIREFIGHTERS, THE GOVERNMENT, THE RICE, EVERYTHING😭😭😭 Edit: CALL THE RICE! I ATE FOOD WITH NO RICE CALL THE POLICE GUYS CALL RICE ITS AN EMERGENCY..😭😭

[@sibanbgd100]

Just call the rice

[@altheadejucos1557]

I mean rice is life if there's no rice its the end of Asia

[@day4162]

Did calling the rice help tho?!

[@nellyonamolah9731]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just choked

[@accessdenied5998]

No rice?? Gotta plant on my backyard

[@Enadiel]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time! Especially that moment of pride in the end. LMAO thank you

[@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom]

“Oh that’s a trap! It look like dumpling, I tried once, NOT dumpling.” “So much cheese again! Whose idea was to try expired milk?” Every Italian ever: *Sad Italian noises* Thanks for 847 likes!

[@Konata_TheRappa07]

As a Haitian kid whose family keeps roasting me because I favor Italian food over Haitian food (which has rice), I’m not even Italian and I can relate

[@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom]

@@Konata_TheRappa07 same

[@sahdogwrangler5594]

As a lactose intolerant person this cracked me up! So much cheese, in everything!! Except Chinese, thank goodness!!

[@Konata_TheRappa07]

@@sahdogwrangler5594 lol, my little brother used to be lactose intolerant too, but he grew out of it

[@sahdogwrangler5594]

@@Konata_TheRappa07 that's great! Unfortunately, I grew into it!

[@LinkyDude]

WE ARE OUT OF RICE?! **orders rice internationally**

[@KT.CountryballsISPT]

"WHO WANT TO ORDER RICE FROM AMERICA?!?!?! WE PROBABLY WONT GET ANYTHING CUZ THEY NO EAT RICE!!!" _Stevens dad, probably

[@uncleol]

Only if it's 50% off

[@Tech_4_Fun]

​@@uncleol buy 5

[@panjinurfadillah2489]

​@@Tech_4_Fun No buy all of the rice

[@jackquelinejuat5657]

​@@KT.CountryballsISPT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍

[@mleeneg]

As an Asian. No rice means we starve till there is more.

[@Titan_M00n]

No especially the Middle East you can’t finish it So much that you get tired of it

[@ClericOfPholtus]

That would explain Mao's infamous famines

[@3nd3rh4ck3r]

"Who's idea was it to try expired milk" *True.*

[@kithen3546]

Ok I’m sorry but I started wheezing when Stevens dad said I failed my family

[@blvckskull7954]

Dom Torreto has entered the chat

[@gizmozgamingent3800]

😂😂😂

[@amelia_fdo]

As an Asian, I can confirm running out of rice is an emergency. Edit- 1.1k likes? Thanks :)

[@Mickeyhamz7]

Same here

[@jerrybaon7856]

True😂

[@Angel_6791]

Same 😂😂😂

[@uc7950]

Same too

[@ilovecats1526]

SAME BRO

[@KIDLATPLAYS]

"I don't want to eat Spongebob elbow" 💀

[@AlwaysTheSleepyOne]

Omg I was thinking of that too 😂😂😅😅

[@KryberPixels]

😂😂😂​@@AlwaysTheSleepyOneme too

[@ShaneBlankenship3472]

“I don’t want to eat SpongeBobs elbow.” Had me rolling

[@willadslewandowski4977]

“Last time i eat beans i farting so much i went to hospital” man I’m dead 💀💀💀 Edit: I didn’t think so many people would see this comment

[@OffGridInvestor]

Tofu is essentially cottage cheese made from soy milk. They've got beans all thru their diet but don't make it obvious

[@aazhie]

​@Link Knight yes but the fermentation makes it less heinous. According to many I have pointed this out to xD

[@Cuved13]

Mexicans: Traiganle una falda a la niña

[@2buxaslice]

But Chipotle has rice lol

[@HorseyWorsey]

People laugh, but sometimes people get gas is so bad they go to the emergency thinking they have pancreaitis or something

[@maheshidesilva6884]

"I have failed my family" reminds me how my father once went looking for rice in the middle of the night. I cooked the last batch of rice that night and I told him later that rice was over and that we would have to buy some the next morning. It wasn't like we were going one meal without rice but my father just didn't like the thought of "there's no rice in the house" so he went looking for rice late at night.We are asian btw

[@AS-jo8qh]

Sri Lankan?

[@_rmradziq8537]

"We are asian" that explain everything

[@maheshidesilva6884]

@@AS-jo8qh yeah

[@thenerd8763]

The determination 🕴️

[@jalengaskin8450]

You don’t say

[@Slashgamesbull]

I don’t wanna eat SpongeBob’s elbow got me dying😂😂😂😂

[@mohamedfaeezds123]

400th like and yeah, that part is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexflame9383]

Lol 😂

[@idontknowmyusername432]

@OwO k we all wont

[@jonexo8874]

„call unicef it’s an emergency” 😂„call the Beijing embassy we need air support”

[@creeperqueen4039]

He’s not even overreacting, that’s a real feeling, I would cry if I ran out of rice

[@michaelcherokee8906]

Me too.

[@Batboy11k]

chipotle has rice

[@omaewamoushindeiru4329]

I would feel that the end of the world were near if I don't get to eat rice😢😢😢

[@mark-n3y8h]

@@Batboy11k but it sucks

[@taekooktrash9607]

​@@Batboy11k that's not real rice. i want the authentic one 😤

[@whyareyallstillhere]

"I DON'T WANT TO EAT SPONGEBOB ELBOW" had me DEAD 😂😂

[@YT.jjlc827]

Fr😂

[@TheXeno68]

Dawg I just posted this not realizing i said the same thing you said worded differently… mb…

[@4pa14_reihannullahbudiyatn8]

You know he stev dad really want start wars by saying roast milk... 😅😅😅

[@nikanejemison8790]

#Dead😂😂

[@CowboyFroggo-h6p]

Real 🤣🤣🤣

[@tads1743]

Steven's Dad took the last resort 💀💀💀

[@Tojifushiguroedits]

Aka Panda Express

[@theassassin5315]

I would suggest Pei Wei, way better food in my opinion

[@That_Russel_Pup]

*don’t tell ur grandfather* 💀

[@choiceudoka4827]

Bro when he said "Who's idea was it to try expired milk''

[@engmed4400]

I only have two words: century egg.

[@akuaagyeiwaaboa-amponsem4714]

​@@engmed4400damn

[@priyam6888]

The Mesopotamians invented cheese,so it was their idea

[@loafoflove0]

Then whose idea was it to try expired mashed beans: tofu

[@אוהבתורהומדע]

The first human culture​@@priyam6888

[@rustyshackleford6927]

The “Who’s idea was it to try expired milk!?” killed me lmao… my partner and I ask each other this all the time😅😅😅

[@nanaabaafriyie2453]

@@inaradamji7514 people make cheese with expired milk that hasn't started to smell bad or actually go bad

[@Sir1ri]

I mean it tastes super gooood! Many cultures have developed cheese to survive.

[@lunaticscribbles6016]

Yknow i just wanna say the asians did expired rice, cabbage, and some other thing im forgetting and it all turns pretty good imo so like. Expired milks not a stretch lol

[@nanaabaafriyie2453]

@@lunaticscribbles6016 which food items are those?

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

Meanwhile, in China: "hey, do you want to buy some century eggs?"

[@jessicahedrik7253]

Dude us Brazilians are the same way. I have a 20 pound bag of rice at all times here at home. When it’s 1/3 empty I already have to buy a new one.

[@nicolasnareshkumar]

Malaysia is the same way..what is it with this rice thingy??!!

[@PhantomH1V]

Rice is the great power of people like us, here in brazil you don't have rice you are dead

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

I've had the same container of rice for the last 8+ years.

[@friedtoess7131]

25kg drum full of rice and a backup 10kg rice bag 😂

[@Mari-hh6it]

yeah, me too, but beans are just as important =)

[@WillowAllen-lv3yy]

“Son desperate time don’t tell your grandfather ok?!” “W-why” “Hello panda express”

[@computerblade]

"expired milk"💀

[@ManyArmedMooseDei]

Although I must concede, as someone who consume vast quantities of dairy, he is somewhat correct, per se.

[@Armored_Lasagna0327]

As a cheese lover myself, I must say that he is not wrong

[@filipemtx]

Emotional damage

[@manhphuc4335]

Tbf to Asians the majority of them actually are lactose intolerant. But wait wouldn't that makes cheese better for them? Yes, but because milk is such a new things for Asians ( about a couple of centuries before it became a stable food source) that cheese are really strange for asians due to the amount of fatty acid that comes with it.

[@solifa1]

Bro was so desperate he had to call PANDA EXPRESS 💀

[@TECHNOBLADEN3VERDIES]

So true

[@The_Articulated_Boy]

Bro if you called PANDA EXPRESS for RICE. You KNOW it's a dire situation.

[@JacquinSivalingam-gh6dc]

Fr fr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shawnbuchanan14]

Stolen comment

[@Not_LuffyXD]

When he said sponge bob elobo it got me dying🥸🥸🥸

[@pinpat]

Asian families running out of rice is equal to Italian families running out of spaghetti

[@toonlinkssbb515]

Hispanics is Rice or Beans... but more importantly Tortillas

[@Naraku-no-Hana-WE]

It's actually worse than that. We Asians really eat rice with everything, no cap.

[@JonyMSalomon]

​@@toonlinkssbb515 bro he said italians, why are you mixing it with tortillas from Mexico? Lmao

[@dragonofdestiny8321]

@@JonyMSalomon they said Hispanics

[@soulessshadow5356]

@@JonyMSalomon bro learn to read, they were saying what the equivalent was to Hispanics.

[@mongaeletwaba176]

For the first time in his life. Steven's dad called himself a failure.

[@thewhitewolf58]

Critical hit.

[@dvd100cias]

No crit hit, but EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@SilverstarWC]

Asians never run out of rice 😂 I can confirm that bc I’m Chinese with always a 10kg backup rice in the storage room

[@balticaco]

On 10kg emergency alarm turn on 🚨

[@SilverstarWC]

@@balticaco haha yes, sometimes 20kg 😂

[@thewhitewolf58]

Im guessing when covid hit asians just bought rice in pallets?

[@squidster3128]

Oh yeah? We have a backup of the backup. And another backup in a disaster recovery center

[@morgan4574]

During the lockdown I had a Filipino friend in SF who was lamenting that they couldn't find rice anywhere in the entire city. None of the Asian markets either. I told him about a big Asian market I had visited once years ago in San Jose. This dude literally drove several hours on the promise of there maybe being rice there. And he was actually able to get rice there!

[@miyu-miyu9771]

Well if you remove rice in an Asian household you're literally killing them lol. I can't survive without rice 😂

[@christinerosedagondonberna6810]

That would be me,If that happen,I just can't stand without rice,It is equivalent of life for us Asian people,I am Filipino too...🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

[@avisdunrandom]

​@@miyu-miyu9771 it's exaggerate that we only eat rice, noodles is great (sure if you used flour made from rice you are fu**ed)

[@CodexTheBlader]

"What will I have with my MSG?!" is so relatable

[@klausrudolph0]

Hello, I'm a Latino just starting to learn English. What does MSG stand for? Thanks in advance

[@CodexTheBlader]

@@klausrudolph0 monosodium glutamate is what msg stands for

[@DonovonStiltner]

I'm a American I don't know what you Said msg was

[@captin3149]

@@DonovonStiltner MSG is a preservative that is in a lot of foods. Asian foods in particular have a reputation for having a lot of it. It both preserves food and acts as a flavor enhancer. (There are also a lot of people allergic to it)

[@CodexTheBlader]

​@@DonovonStiltner I'm an American as well

[@Karim-d2h]

"Call unicef its an emergency lah" Had me dying 😂

[@fabiowanda1237]

Beijing embassy we need air support!! 😂😂😂😂💔

[@rebeccamaskell-ys5zv]

"CALL UNICEFF ITS AN EMERGENCY LAH!!" Asians really care about their rice Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!!

[@koreankamui98]

Yes we do.

[@YoriichiiTsugikuni]

True.

[@rebeccamaskell-ys5zv]

@@koreankamui98 lots of respect :)

[@mosh1986]

without rice, we never gonna feel full.

[@candermanthegreat]

As Asian, I can confirm. Doesn’t matter which part of Asia you’re from. We all care about our rice.

[@rhait3672]

My friend has an Asian girlfriend . He visited his girl’s hometown to meet her family . He joined her family out on a picnic beach trip somewhere that’s far and a little out of reach from the city isolated from nearby stores and all that . They brought picnic food and started cooking and preparing with barbecue and and all that. Everything was fine until they started arguing themselves pointing fingers and distressed , he couldn’t understand what his gf her family was talking about . His gf said her brother forgot the RICE . nobody ate anything on the table , he was so hungry but was too embarrassed to pick on any of the food that was already there prepared . Everybody were waiting on the RICE issue to be solved somehow …. Food was growing cold but no one would still eat .after several hours of wait and finally solving the issue the whole family started to eat . He was so perplexed . Rice is a necessity !!!

[@StarboyXL9]

Conclusion: Asians are robots that run on rice. Fascinating!

[@zxc6105]

Yes rice is a need

[@usopp3730]

Rice is your life

[@Snow-ll7wi]

Ahahahaha pointing fingers and being distressed along with loud voices are part of the Asian tradition for fighting alright

[@ocal123]

of course, rice is sacred

[@goldstone97]

Bruh "I failed my family" just cuss there no rice😂😂😂

[@melon_69-420]

As an Asian I can confirm this is a worldwide emergency that definitely needs UNICEF

[@HollyGuesser]

Same

[@ThatGamerPilot]

As an idiot what the hell is unicef

[@CTheMagnificiant]

"we cant go get rice in chinatown, but we can go get chipotle" sums up 2020 nicely

[@PointsofData]

I mean the Chipotle down the street you can drive thru was likely less exposure then driving somewhere, parking, walking into the store, walking around the store...

[@seraphina1724]

​@@PointsofDataI... don't think chipotles have drive thrus...?

[@RandomFurryUwU]

⁠@@seraphina1724There’s a Chipotle in a random suburban area near me that has a drive thru.

[@SuikodenGR]

Man...if one has to order from Panda Express, you KNOW this an emergency 💀

[@notprincessari]

🤣

[@madbanana2495]

"Call UNICEF its an emergency" got me dying

[@weaselworm8681]

I’m Japanese American. I was amused until the last line “hello Panda Express”. I lost it there 😂

[@muhammadsahid1901]

Can you explain?

[@neilgalvinleopoldo1620]

@@muhammadsahid1901 panda express gives low budget rice 🍚 thats the joke

[@muhammadsahid1901]

@@neilgalvinleopoldo1620 owh that is, and thanks

[@AP-dq1bc]

Actually I like their rice, especially the brown rice. 😊

[@weaselworm8681]

@@muhammadsahid1901 sure! We consider Panda to be fake Asian food specifically designed for Americans with a huge amount of sugar and salt added for the American market. And they are legitimately horrible with RICE. Its is often so overcooked you get little grains that are like rocks that you have to spit out. To the point that i get the super greens and ignore the rice. And that’s the inside joke about “dont tell your grandfather”. Because we occasionally get lazy and grab their orange chicken which is like candy. I do it a fee times a year, my parent would roll their eyes, but my grandparents (rip) would have thought i had lost my mind.

[@Shorts-xm7tv]

“I farted so much I went hospital “got me rolling on the floor 😂🤣😂🤣😆😆

[@sp80amable]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@face3754]

As a Filipino I can confirm that my brain explodes when we ran out of rice, normally we prepare very early

[@altheadejucos1557]

Fact's Meron na nga kami isang sakong bigas para hindi kami maubusan eh lol

[@THATAroSpecWallet]

Ikr, don't remember the last time we run out, when we say we do, it's usually not entirely out, we just have no time to make more

[@division6193]

any day we don’t eat any rice at all just feels backwards

[@damienrichards9743]

My dad usually buys four 50 lbs. bags of Jasmine rice (i don't know how much it weighs exactly, I just it was heavy then, amd it's heavy now). It would last us a year and some months.

[@SablePhantom]

​@@damienrichards9743 50lb bag is the largest bag size for rice... you can only buy 50lb bag if store you go to has that size. Next size up is the much less 20lb bag. My dad always look for the 50lb bag in the store first 🤣

[@JasonGuard29]

As an asian, i can confirm some of us boil our eggs inside the rice cooker

[@jiviteshbakshi2093]

I'm Indian and I do that too it gives the rice and egg nice flavor

[@cloudy_andgray]

same :D

[@beniladelle9119]

very true

[@shubhankardasgupta4777]

@@jiviteshbakshi2093 nigga whaat??? Never thought before

[@cyfel09]

Maytoo

[@DmitryHornbeck]

"Hello Beijing Embassy we need air support!" Had me dying Edit: Mom I'm famous

[@ridinggaming3769]

Underrated tbh

[@isaiahlangfords5574]

The best part is people starved to death in china because the CCP wouldnt let them levae their homes to get food or water

[@darkeyediv5687]

Well they got air support earlier this year but America shot down the air support 😅😂

[@joeysmith5086]

Almost sounded like a song lmao

[@TheMapman01]

How did you decide on that killer user name?

[@unusualperson1034]

How the end of the world looks like:

[@NemoIncognito]

Exactly 😥

[@TalonsOfArson05]

Asian edition

[@ashleyluna4497]

Not for Timmy tho, Timmy been growing rise in his backyard since he was 1