When Birthday Parties Go Wrong

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#birthdayparties #birthdaypartiesgonewrong #birthdaycelebrationgonewrong

[@theywillkillyou]

Would you rather never celebrate your birthday again or never be able to travel abroad again?

[@sonoftatanzambe248]

Never travel again for sure!

[@cartoonfangirl_1136]

Birthday just change your birth date you never said your real birthday

[@Alphae21]

im doing both rn....

[@maiye7151]

never celebrate bday

[@ahighlyobnoxiousadult]

I haven't celebrated my birthday since I was 15 but I also don't care if I can't leave my beautiful country of Australia so meh, U pick for me mate 😎

[@maybetomorrow4755]

Rufus' head was left in water too long 😂😂😂

[@colby9743]

😆 it also looks like a drought ridden dirt road. 🏜️

[@oneforall8161]

aquaman ass 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Channel-kw7ko]

Rufus looks like he thought long and hard about what he'd done.

[@belachixdollworld928]

like wth is going on with his head :D

[@ongie9736]

His head looked gross

[@vononymous8054]

If he had a brain,I'd think it was trying to "worm "its way to escape his head!!!!!!

[@itsyourenotyour9101]

I'm assuming his mom used his soft spot as a chip dip. You can see the streaks from the chips. I wonder if it was nacho cheese, bean dip, or garlic onion. (1 year probation GTFO "youth act") think these type of imbeciles are going to "change?" An innocent person will be hurt, while society is handing out quadruple chances or more over and over instead of accountability. Holding a child at gun point, robbing a family on a birthday, you don't get lower. Someone has to die for something to be done.

[@Idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkee]

Kinda reminds me of what happened when wrestlers used to cut (use razor blades to make open bloody wounds to ensure a better gory show, it was banned). Those look similar to what happens after years of cutting the head but I doubt that's the case with this guy.

[@MRptwrench]

Rufus has a pack of hot dogs hiding under that scalp of his!

[@theblacksociologist2151]

😫😫😆😆😂😂

[@littleshell2748]

I had to do a triple take lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@GildedWarrior331]

Bro that mugshot and your comment picture took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tdavenport720]

🏆 You win the internet! 😂

[@chaosdromanah8620]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sunchandra3052]

Rufus was frowning so hard that his scalp became wavy🤣🤣🤣

[@hellobaby9018]

Rufu's brain is tryin to escape his head

[@krashd]

Nah, he's just a smoothbrain who suffers from wrinkle migration.

[@hmdwgf]

If there is a brain in there

[@413MassDigger]

i had to check the comments lol,, i knew someone was gonna bring up dudes head hahaha

[@michellewalsh1150]

I was just gonna say wtf is the matter with Rufus Gates head!!!!

[@cindyjofaithful4469]

It already escaped!

[@loricarter2394]

I can’t even imagine how hard it has to be to give Rufus a haircut….

[@THANATOS-PRIME]

I gotta be honest; I’m surprised they didn’t try to like blur out the top of his head 😂

[@christopherhughes3381]

🤯🤯🤯😁

[@NewscasterNews4]

That dude was set up to fail from day 1 with a head like that 😭😭😭

[@etmalloy]

You win. LOL

[@taydestiny38]

I thought he was sporting corn rows up top, at first glance! Geez oh mighty!!

[@levithebaddest2369]

The crazy boyfriend was wondering why he didn't get invited to the birthday party. . . It's because he was psychopath!!. RIP to those victims

[@levithebaddest2369]

@Women's rights was a mistake We get it, you're edgy

[@neetloop173]

@Women's rights was a mistake tell me you have no girlfriend without telling me you have no girlfriend

[@olivebrosnan4437]

I hope they’re all in peace 💗

[@dzeimsfurglanzend0411]

It's really hard to tell if your dating a psychopath or no

[@stacys8729]

That seemed to a theme - why someone wasn't invited / why someone was asked to leave the party.

[@chrisromero4552]

If they would make a reboot of 1000 Ways to Die, I want him to be the Narrator of the show.

[@hyffehefna4414]

Just talking about this 2days ago ironic

[@scatterbrain_jane]

That was one of my fave shows! I whole heartedly agree 👍

[@unclekeith6372]

Hey, not a bad idea, man! Good thinking!

[@GhostTacos1975]

This channel needs a hell of a lot more views than it gets, dude never clcikbaits always on point.

[@SlimKeith11]

He has OVER 2 million subscribers and 400,000 people watched the video. Gimme a break.

[@nicoleharrington9086]

And straight to the point

[@marcochavane3124]

Jumps right in with no intro or sponsored spots interrupting anything.

[@itsyourenotyour9101]

"How the hell does a horse racer end up on the path!!?" Tequila: Hello.

[@ellorasg4525]

Blame the tequila

[@Leanne-mw8nm]

"Blame it on the alcohol!!!"

[@applepieclub5012]

Anyone else remember when McDonald’s did birthday parties? I remember when I was a kid, they used to bring out a cake and the workers would sing happy birthday.

[@Boydswan]

im so glad i wasnt the only one who impulsively went down to the comments to talk about rufus' head now THATS what i call a sense of community

[@peachykeen6185]

Once I saw Rufus I had to come to the comment section and it did not disappoint 😂 Great videos, keep up the amazing work!! Xoxo

[@eminaj.2875]

When Babysitting goes wrong!

[@CristinaG]

I stopped looking forward to birthdays when I was in my late teens. BUT, I will always use it as a good excuse to eat my fave Asian food followed by buckets of ice cream, lol.

[@cedthebear3664]

nc

[@msmee0079]

Chinese food + Ice Cream = DIARRHEA 😂😂

[@rowenkylee5627]

"buckets of ice cream" - I really hope you're not depressed. Stay strong.

[@ashleyshim2078]

@@msmee0079 lmaooooo ewwww🤣🤣🤣😂

[@musicmamiismyname.3203]

@@rowenkylee5627 relax its a joke

[@haizemylife9122]

When the first day on the job goes wrong.

[@Enputada]

Yes!!!

[@shymiraw89]

Good one!!

[@theywillkillyou]

Great idea. Often requested, but we have missed it until now. You were the first one, so shout-out goes out to you!

[@generalkaboom6642]

Speaking of birthday parties, my birthday is today!

[@sjohnsonsj536]

Happy birthday 🎉

[@BeastlyGamer]

So is my wife's! Happy Birthday!!

[@alpha_echo_diDi]

No invitation to your party?

[@MackManning27]

No one cares

[@kimkramer3973]

Happy birthday!

[@13thofmay46]

When prison transports go wrong.

[@hunterwise9412]

Good one!!!!

[@sidewalks2269]

Also when blowing up stuff goes bad

[@Lynx112]

Yes I like that idea :-)

[@13thofmay46]

@@Lynx112 Thank you Lyn.

[@Lynx112]

@@13thofmay46 You're very welcome!

[@kevinbarr9003]

I USE to have birthdays, now I just celebrate surviving another year.

[@BastardKitty]

I couldn’t focus on the rest of the countdown after Hotdog Head.

[@ahighlyobnoxiousadult]

How about When Home Surgeries/Self Surgeries Go Wrong, that could be disgustingly interesting 🤔🤟🏻🍻

[@sonoftatanzambe248]

Good one

[@Forflipsake]

Seen a few people asking this for a while so may be on the cards 😊

[@GildedWarrior331]

Should be plenty of stories on that

[@ahighlyobnoxiousadult]

@@Forflipsake I've been the one asking for this for months so we can only hope he can find enough content for an episode 🤞🏻

[@ahighlyobnoxiousadult]

@@GildedWarrior331 you would think so ay!!!

[@seandelap6268]

The great thing about being a child is every birthday is something you really look forward to but as an adult it's just meh another day.

[@theblackcatgirl7013]

As a child myself this makes me a bit sad that my Bdays became meh at age 13/14.

[@charlespeter9914]

yeah, is loosing one year out of your remaining years.

[@mikeyfn-a6684]

If my head looked like the fool @ 3:33 I'd probably be a theiving hater too 😂😂😂

[@jamesbroomfield7799]

I thought same shit. That dude just hates life and hates anyone with a normal scalp

[@NotBobbyHill]

What the hell wrong with ol' rimpleskin head at 4:02?

[@azlaneatalot9696]

Cutis verticis gyrata

[@cartoonfangirl_1136]

When bullying goes wrong pls

[@Lynx112]

Bullying just is wrong :-( x

[@thehunnibug5532]

Good morning! Here is my suggestion again : When morticians go wrong 🤫❤

[@rowenkylee5627]

The father bring his kid to work and leaves the kid alone due to work. "Dad, daddy! Look I made a sand castle"

[@michellewalsh1150]

Mmm not sure about that now-what are ya thinking-Mortician desects someone living ?

[@bernardbynum25]

May's seems like a bad time to have birthday parties

[@TonyCostello]

When adoption goes wrong. Like, adopting crazy kids who kill or injure their adoptive parents or other family members

[@africacarey]

Yes that's good one

[@theblackcatgirl7013]

Or the other way around even but those will be just depressing won't it? Yeah I think yours is better.

[@TonyCostello]

@@theblackcatgirl7013 yours is good too ☺️

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When raving/clubbing goes wrong 💃🏼🕺🏽

[@greg9662]

This is why I’ll gladly sit at home on my birthday sipping wine, eating cake, and binge watching Netflix lol

[@J.Gainez]

by yourself? you need to get out and meet people

[@illyrian4life]

love this channel. no annoying intro. just right to the subject.

[@MrAsherDeist]

4:18 for anyone wondering the condition this guy has is most likely Cutis verticis gyrata

[@malloriewashington4815]

Thank you because I was definitely wondering.

[@4Drewbaby]

Thank you!!!

[@oxyninjassassin]

Yes thank u...i never seen that before

[@Rara-pr9wg]

Lol ty

[@princeofdarknessxyz1]

Thank you doctor

[@bogdangabrielonete3467]

That last one though... I rode a limousine once and can tell that no one would be wearing a seatbelt and all that space inside meant they would be thrown all over the place. Plus all the drinks and stuff flying as well, but all occupant dead? Damn...

[@LuisaD93]

I’d rather never celebrate another birthday then not to be able to travel

[@alukuhito]

*than

[@LuisaD93]

@@alukuhito who cares it was a freakn typo word Nazi lol ! Sheesh ! It’s the 4th go find something more fun to do ! Hahaha

[@alukuhito]

@@LuisaD93 Was it really a typo, or was it your stupidity? Who cares about the 4th?

[@LuisaD93]

@@alukuhito it was a typo as I used talk to text and that’s how it spelled it . Don’t be such an ass . Unless you like being an ass . Then carry on ! I Have better things to do than bother myself with you . You think you look or sound smart but in reality it’s those like you that have this need to correct others that really come off as the stupid one . You make yourself look ridiculous. I just laugh at you . I’m sure others do as well . Do you feel better now ? Does it make you feel more superior? Did it liven up you otherwise dull and boring life ? Glad I could help fulfill that need for you . G’day

[@LuisaD93]

Then , than ~ 🤪🤣🖕🏻 I’m sorry that this is all you have to look forward to in your day . How sad . I’ll pray for you.

[@crunchycrispychip3266]

Do "when obsession with fiction goes wrong." Like those girls who stabbed their friend because they thought slenderman was going to kill them or that guy who was obsessed with Ember from Danny Phantom and shot up a grocery store.

[@zeospark9715]

Oh man that second one I was actually watching a top 10 video like this and it was on the worst youtubers and that guy who was obessed with Ember was REALLY screwed up. He really thought he would pass on and become part of her gang.

[@KevinFromTheOffice]

She got out tho, one of them was out of psych ward recently

[@Idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkee]

That's be a great video. I remember during the Twilight faze some girl left her entire life behind to move to Forks, Washington believing vampires were real. Maybe not as crazy as others but wow, people take fiction to the extremes.

[@owlsbane]

When urban legends go wrong?

[@ppinmouth2649]

3:32 can't really blame him since his brain looks to be shrinking

[@grandmadale8722]

The limousine one was very heartbreaking. That one trip destroyed so many life's. 😪

[@hexus9198]

3:32 dude soaked his head too long in a bucket of water

[@indi3066]

It was his brain coming out of his skull🤯

[@etmalloy]

Well Rufus certainly doesn't need to waste his money on a wave cap.

[@arkprice79]

When museums go wrong🦖🦕💀☠️

[@sonoftatanzambe248]

When teachers go wrong

[@CoalCreekCroft]

Looks like that's VERY relevant as the unions went off the rails.

[@rowenkylee5627]

Makes me think of the teacher that made the boys apologize for being boys. If I remember correctly. As far as I know the school didn't fire her.

[@CoalCreekCroft]

@@rowenkylee5627 I keep looking for hidden cameras. And distressed not to find any.

[@abandonedchannel569]

when smack talk goes wrong

[@chaosdromanah8620]

I second this

[@staceybaker8122]

When paramedics go wrong

[@andrewmarcussierant1310]

This is one of the most interesting channels on you tube.

[@jayphilly1703]

*"When going to church goes wrong"* should be your next video.

[@pokerface1710]

When acting goes wrong

[@rowenkylee5627]

Oh boy, that'll be a series.

[@pokerface1710]

@@rowenkylee5627 yeah

[@sallyclay1974]

I've always had regular ,unassuming , birthdays, with a cake and icecream. As I get older, il buy myself a cupcake, if I'm alone, or flowers!

[@Yesu44]

In honor of independence day, do a video of *WHEN PLAYING WITH FIREWORKS GOES WRONG.*

[@mrp8231]

Did this already

[@whyte4315]

Definitely wanna see this one

[@michellewalsh1150]

Independence from what day?? I really don't know?

[@andregraves3825]

@@michellewalsh1150 Any day. Independence Day uses the most fireworks in America.

[@jenniewright3045]

Trying to jump between rooftops? Wow, what a smart one they've raised 🙃😂

[@bri_guy508]

Out at 3am... But the parents say she wasnt one to take risks. Anytime you stay out past 11pm you're taking a risk, like my folks said "nothing good happens after 11pm"

[@MandenTV]

I don’t know why learning about the misfortunes and tragedies makes me feel so interested and good

[@shadowcidexz]

When taco bell goes wrong. Hell I could even give ya a story for the list 😅

[@reddashh5624]

Hey fam I like how yours videos just get straight to the point!!!!! No talkin just all vid……thanks

[@agoo7581]

Guys: "Women shouldn't hold office because they are too emotional" Guys: "Murders six people and commits suicide because they aren't invited to a birthday party

[@spartacusmike270]

Either way, dude was WEAK. It’s a crazy what can go through a person’s head. Especially when they are controlling.

[@hyffehefna4414]

😂

[@owowhatsthis._.6943]

Over a party damn

[@cherylyates9845]

@l L Instead of cherry picking, just look at the actual statistics. You can find them fairly easily. No secret. Hint: males go ballistic testerical murderous nutcase hugely more than women, who have similar social pressures. Always have. And that is why they were historically kept out of the effing village. Nobody is accusing you personally, but you seem to fear and deny the actual facts.

[@yam4524]

@l L that just means that anyone can be violent or emotional, despite their gender 🤷

[@stevend3753]

All of these are tragic, but when one of them happens on your birthday it rings different.

[@tomkelly1522]

please do when chefs go wrong, absolute nutters!!

[@ao6781]

You posted this on my birthday hahahaha

[@nickieisknittingtoomuch]

Happy birthday!

[@ao6781]

@@nickieisknittingtoomuch aww thank you❤️

[@katherineklevenow1808]

Happy birthday 🎂

[@ao6781]

@@katherineklevenow1808 thank youu:)

[@Cy93]

Happy birthday! ❤

[@theoriginal6719]

I love this channel and the narrator does a brilliant job. Please keep them coming.

[@putihpink2336]

My birthday is on april 1st. I remember when i just moved out from the states back to indonesia i had planned a huge party on my birthday on a 5* hotel but only 3 people came. They thought it's april mop scam. I was devastated

[@OtherThanIntendedPurpose]

I don't really celebrate my birthday, but because of my financial situation, and my disabilities, it is very unlikely that I will ever be able to travel abroad again. I always wanted to go through the route of the crusaders, but never nade it to Europe at all. I have been to Asia several times, but that was when I was in the service, so sight seeing was very limited.

[@haroldmartin2389]

My suggestion is “When postal workers go wrong.” Thanks ☺️

[@brennatotty]

When farms/farmers go wrong.

[@hoibsh21]

Ed Gein has entered the chat.

[@aplive58]

Released recently!

[@brennatotty]

@@aplive58 Damn, I missed it! Gonna have to look for it! Thanks!

[@brennatotty]

@@hoibsh21 One of my favorite serial killers! If you were able to get away with killing someone, would you? Outside of self defense. If I could get away with it, I would!

[@viianapoa7448]

Thanks a lot for this channel, we're very well-informed about these possibilities.

[@95mudshovel]

I've only just noticed the dark red progress bar at the top of the frame for every segment. that's dope!!

[@izellrice]

The sound effects tho!!!😂😂😂

[@MiKeMiDNiTe-77]

I don't mean to sound heartless but most of these deaths were through stupidity

[@deadevil4907]

When you walk in your sleep goes wrong

[@devileaterinthahowse]

If they do that, they should talk about that true life story of a man who confessed to killing a woman on the beach while sleepwalking.

[@lydia2366]

Please do “When makeup goes wrong” I think there would be scary and interesting cases since a lot of fake, toxic, and low quality makeup has become too easily available for online shoppers 💀

[@Felicahusband1]

The Judge: "Mr Gates the extent of the wrinkles on your head has left me with no choice but to sentence you to life in prison without the possibility of parole".

[@whitedragoness23]

His wrinkles are a danger to society

[@AnneOhn123]

hahaha I thought that was his brains on the outside of his skull...

[@MrMoski]

Great video they will kill you, you've inspired me to start my own channel! Sending love from Canada!

[@ahighlyobnoxiousadult]

What kind of content are U going with mate?

[@MrMoski]

@@ahighlyobnoxiousadult not to sure

[@ahighlyobnoxiousadult]

@@MrMoski I wish ya the best of luck with whatever ya go with then mate 🍻

[@MrMoski]

@@ahighlyobnoxiousadult thanks fella

[@ahighlyobnoxiousadult]

@@MrMoski no probs cob 🤙🏻

[@johnjobber2219]

Looks like an outstanding citizen @ 3:32. Glad they set him free.

[@godschild9651]

Rufus gates with the headlines

[@bunnyb1599]

I have to go to two birthday parties today, hope nothing goes wrong. lol

[@geezuscryst13]

Imagine all the wrinkles by the time he gets out ... blessings

[@chebowes6278]

dym that kid with the mutated head?

[@romella_karmey]

I puked at analyzing what kind of creature was that...

[@DappsJames]

Shrink wrapped his brain and omitted a skull

[@thewifelife007]

A lot of men have that scalp condition. It's called cutis verticis gyrata. I wonder what causes it.

[@Jaker2123]

@@thewifelife007 google … I’m gunna!

[@notieming]

*When berry picking goes wrong*

[@christopherrobinmarriott7218]

How did the guy who "defended himself" during a fight, and convicted of involuntary manslaughter, get more time than the two guys convicted of kidnapping and threatening the lives of MULTIPLE children and their parents and friends, going so far as to hold a child in the air and pointing a weapon at her and all the assault, weapon, kidnapping, robbery, unlawful entry etc charges that followed?!?!

[@autumnh5027]

because the guy who got more time actually killed someone?

[@jimmygrant424]

Wait just wait, the criminals name is "Outlaw"????

[@chebowes6278]

irk badass name

[@truth4004]

He's doomed.

[@thewifelife007]

@@truth4004 Lol 😂

[@mariamerrill5875]

Is he the one with the freaky looking head?

[@jenlfpotter3870]

I can't believe criminal's name would actually, be outlaw. No need to take it so literally...

[@TypoHaven]

Video idea: When idea/thesis go wrong( such as that radiation was good for you ..the radium girls!! Or possibly a study showing something is harmless yet they die trying to prove it)

[@cherylyates9845]

Yes, please. Science has so much to offer but it is polluted by pompous asses who won't listen to anyone, or cowering sycophant's who will destroy everything as long as big daddy protects and enriches him.

[@stephunnie_NCT]

I'm high af and burst out laughing when they showed Rufus 😂 then I read the comments and now I need my inhaler 🤣

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

How about; When isolation/lockdowns go wrong 😵‍💫

[@msmee0079]

I was looking for you 😂😂 this is sort of like GIRL NITE GOING WRONG lol

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

@@msmee0079 right!! 🤣

[@MandenTV]

People are weak if they couldn’t handle lockdown. 2020 wasn’t even bad.

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

@@MandenTV maybe 2020 wasn’t bad for you, but for some other people they lost loved ones or had six loved ones in the hospital that they couldn’t even go visit in 2020 so. Use your perspective dude not everybody’s life is as simple as yours.

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

@@MandenTV A shit ton of people lost their jobs in 2020 as well, let’s not forget about that.

[@intermodus2180]

Stoopidity is a leading cause of deth in Tennessee.. imagine that 🤔

[@LizC-hq6tt]

Those "people" that held children at gunpoint and a birthday party the three of them barely got a slap on the wrist!!!! I did more time for fighting with another adult, o didn't have a gun or anything and I did 3 years... that joker only got a year!!! Ridiculous...

[@Kuwkay]

The person who got a year was the driver

[@pdragonw]

Rufus looks like the topic of another episode. "When Wearing a Bike Helmet Goes Wrong".

[@tdeurovisionsongcontesttom2696]

That's why 22th May 2021 was the WORST day EVER, for the Birthday Parties.

[@Snapper314]

Note to Self: Don't have or attend a Birthday Party in MAY.

[@wildwolf3687]

Maybe "when smoking goes wrong" 🤔

[@shane2609]

This voice is so smooth like butter I love it. Carl you’re an awesome awesome awesome speaker

[@nobullshytnx2264]

I cant get enough of these videos. BINGE!! 🤪😆😍❤💜 Some just happened 2 months ago.

[@uhoh6706]

How about “When Chefs Go Wrong” and has incidents involving either trained or inexperienced chefs messing up like maybe a Japanese chef incorrectly preparing a order of pufferfish

[@kelf114]

There are certain things I will never order. Just......no. Not worth it.

[@rowenkylee5627]

Why did my mind go to Gordon Ramsay so fast?

[@aplive58]

When Cooking Goes Wrong recently released. But I don't think many of the entries are like that.

[@thoth8784]

When Rufus' head goes wrong.

[@amaranthinebeauty]

💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dominicndukuba3896]

4:00 why does his head look like a walnut? 🤣🤣🤣

[@june1322]

When fishing goes wrong

[@muktajasmin5132]

My birthday is on 31st July. Pls wish me & stay safe with me. I hope sure my party will never goes wrong.🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@hellobaby9018]

19th- my dad's was 29th- A happy & safe year to u

[@joanhoffman3702]

Early Birthday greetings! I had mine on July 2.

[@muktajasmin5132]

@@joanhoffman3702 💜💜💜💜💜💜👍👍👍

[@AngelJimenez-sv7tw]

When Colorado goes wrong would be interesting

[@dannijohn5041]

Rufus why 😭😂😭😭why’d you want everyone to see that mugshot 😭😭

[@katherineklevenow1808]

When Independence Day goes wrong 🇺🇲🦅

[@keaganthegreat]

Don't forget my ex girlfriends birthday party where I killed the vibe by passing out the pictures of her cheating on me. I straight up brutalized that party!

[@indi3066]

🤯🤯🤯🥳🥳

[@FuryanJedi13]

Holy shit, dude! That is some ice cold revenge right there!

[@Cy93]

Epic!!

[@alukuhito]

Good job! Hopefully that ended the relationship and she's with a dumbass or is single.

[@Infamousjessicaderritt]

Please do “when medicine kills you”

[@comfortzone5618]

All of these are crazy!! My goshhhhh

[@jornaminsanders1298]

When easy money goes wrong . P.S love your channel .