When Dumb Shoplifters Realize They've Been Arrested

Today we will be taking a look at some of the most shocking shoplifting cases there are.
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[@DetectiveWilliams]

There was a mistake at the 9 minute mark, it’ll be fixed in a bit, sorry for that😔

[@DumbAsh00]

It's okay babe

[@cat70731]

thought youtube broke XD thanks for the clarification

[@SuspectVIP506]

Had me goin for a sec, i was about to go check my router

[@Faesharlyn]

I was halfway out of my seat to check mine lol

[@SbkGabybaby]

Lmao the SUSPENSEE

[@jacobb7608]

It's hilarious that a completely random bystander recognized Ishionte as the one who stole her phone and ran to help the officer like "time for a little revenge" 🤣

[@johnytwotimes4072]

B**** stole my IPhone Friday 😂

[@LEXILOVE319]

She def needs to be locked up. How you stealing all that with not consequences?

[@Schrodingers_Kat]

Reckoning day 😆

[@JP-yf7hr]

Look at her hands shaking when the officer confronts her. Caught red handed

[@candacesmith6058]

That was beautiful lol

[@grumpygremlin2379]

I'm not the smartest man in the world, but trying to outrun police while my hands are cuffed behind me seems like an obvious no-win proposition.

[@AlaFrigginBama]

Right?! Especially across a freaking parking lot in the middle of the day! Like…where are you gonna hide, really?! Do ya not think there’s gonna be even more witnesses than normal bc seeing a handcuffed person running across a parking lot (or anywhere) would definitely be noticeable?! Smh. Criminal logic.

[@sTraYa249]

'Shamaka is not to sharp'

[@no2sings]

​@@sTraYa249shemka* 😂

[@sTraYa249]

​@@no2sings 😂 ohhh....hahaaa Edit; even she couldn't spell her fake name :/

[@Allantitan]

@@sTraYa249i feel like if you’re gonna lie to the cops you should at least practice your fake name 😂

[@applejuice7648]

19:17 LMFAOOO “B1tch stole my iPhone Friday” 😂 I am HOLLERING LMFAOOOOOO

[@2006glg]

Shameka also stole that car. That's why she can't turn it off. She needs to pick a struggle: thief or illiteracy. Pick one.

[@zacharyfett2491]

Stolen car. That’s exactly what I was thinking also.

[@Faesharlyn]

Yep.. I once drove to bring my Spawn something and left my sweatshirt with them... with my key fob in the pocket. Fortunately for me I went directly home, where I was able to use the spare to go and retrieve said Spawn later in the day lol

[@tencentpistol1]

Shameka ain't smart enough to pick her nose much less a struggle. In fact, she too stupid to realize the struggle is real!! Especially when you run while you in cuffs!!! F-in dumb!!😂😂😂

[@BryonYoungblood]

Yeah. Besides the fact she wanted to make a quick getaway before the cops could bust her! Too bad she was dumb with trying to run for one thing.

[@StrangeNative69]

​@@Faesharlynim assuming thats a type of vehicle and not kid

[@markunavail8510]

Shoplifting from Dollar Tree has to be an all time low

[@Boricuapapi68]

As an employee of one. It's a significant problem in our store

[@SunRabbit]

New all time low: shoplifting at garage sales.

[@markunavail8510]

@@SunRabbitThis video is about her shoplifting not yours LMFAO

[@mvb88]

Imagine being that cheap. You don't wanna pay $1.

[@gentlyvillainous]

@@mvb88 “ omg its 1.25$ now its so unfair” I have legit heard and seen people get way to upset at that.

[@bonniegamez1461]

What is wrong with our society that a person is arrested and commits crimes 8 more times and s still out on bond? This is sick at every level. It’s a joke to them.

[@patriciaserrano8667]

Liberals in charge and no money bonds even for murders , Thanks worthless Biden.

[@wvrjl]

Agreed.

[@PAULLONDEN]

Don't you know that everything in Uncle Sam's one party state revolves around money ?

[@R10paris]

Why are you surprised exactly ? That's your judicial system in a nutshell. If you have money you're good is what i learn watching these vids lmao

[@Sillysoft]

​@@R10paristhat's not every judicial system in America. It's state by state, guess which states are lenient? Blue States. Because racism and the system causes them to rob, steal and run. The white man's fault

[@Abedeuss]

"I dont wanna go to jail" runs from cops, committing an actual felony

[@Viteaification]

she was pretty fast too lol

[@Allantitan]

Worst part is if they didn’t run then there was at least a chance of not going to jail or at least for not as long

[@Abedeuss]

Forget jail, felony means high chance of prison. @@Allantitan

[@RipRLeeErmey]

​@@Allantitan Right like if she didn't run depending on what she stole she would've either been told to get lost and never come back to this Target or spend maybe a week in jail, instead now she gets to go to prison lol.

[@lareeseblaque8303]

Right. Disgusting how the judge dropped the charges on the 2 with a vehicle full of stolen merchandise. Pathetic.

[@tippycanoe9151]

Awesome that the woman who threatened murder to the cops numerous times and stated she was in a gang got such a low bond. Let’s give a hand to our court systems!

[@kathyyoung1774]

Yes, officers work so hard, and the courts barely slap their hands.

[@Rob-metoo527]

Well, our court's only work for criminals and the rich... But then again, the voters consistently reelect the same politicians that don't work for them. so yeah it's the voters fault.

[@twes003]

If it was a man he’d get life in prison

[@JamesCrimson43]

I think that's why we have such trouble in the first place. From judges and courts being too lenient, it rolls downhill and affects the rest of law enforcement.

[@Hotep982]

​@@twes003even the cop was handling her like a child in the beginning

[@cursorguy]

Imagine how sad your life must be to shoplift from dollar tree 😂

[@pizzagroom6221]

Why would you try to run AFTER you've been pulled over? Like unless the car is stolen, the police have a good idea who you are, and it's just a matter of time till you're caught

[@WobblesandBean]

Not only that, after you've been cuffed! Talk about a room temperature IQ.

[@philster6383]

more like refrigerator temp IQ@@WobblesandBean

[@the_hero_inside]

😅😅😅 no kidding!!! Let alone being cuffed as well... gotta be an addiction to feed .. that is the only thing that would make sense

[@RichFromThePoor]

​@@WobblesandBeanWith the temperature in Celsius too

[@KremWorld]

@@WobblesandBean Room temperature in Celsius

[@marymcquaid7291]

Shameka has missed her calling. She ought to be a long-distance runner. The way she sprinted off while wearing handcuffs was beyond belief. Without the cuffs she would've been unstoppable.

[@kodiiii]

I think you meant "Shemka" 😂💀

[@vermis8344]

It's the shirt! It gave her the power of Speedy Gonzalez!

[@so-calledpunk323]

@@vermis8344your comment fucking killed me 😂

[@Astraeus..]

@@vermis8344 That must be why they blurred out the "Toons" part of Looney Toons, they were trying to stop people from realizing the power that shirt gave her!

[@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702]

​@@vermis8344the way she was running, she could've been from Naruto

[@davidAIserrano]

20:01 the female office diving for the end zone on asphalt is honestly hilarious. My god, just keep chasing, don’t dive on asphalt or concrete surfaces 😭😭😭

[@Smileface2144]

That "Look at you" from that other officer speaking spanish was so wholesome he was proud of her haha

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Yeah what a nice moment 😊

[@azedenfender880]

Had something similar happen working at KFC as a manager, had another manager who recently joined the team, was 23 yr old at the time. Big white guy who vaped and was relaxed as a sloth, one day a customer comes in who only spoke Spanish asked me if I did since I’m part black and Mexican, I said no with weak Spanish, my co manager comes over and begins fairly fluent Spanish like it’s no big deal and afterwards I said the exact same thing, “look at you”. He just didn’t seem like one that would have wanted to learn Spanish with his personality seriously, but shame on me for assuming as I learned.😅

[@fredzep01]

haha, I thought the same too.

[@kbramlett6877]

Those two Spanish-speaking women who were on the FBI's wanted list could possibly be part of a nationwide shoplifting ring. One clue that gave it away for me is the device they had which allows the removal of the security tags. Well, that is my guess since the local authorities dropped the charges to allow the FEDs to deal with them.

[@hellobree9938]

Probably they learned that in Chile. There's a lot of videos here on YT of Chilean females stealing everywhere they go

[@lizardKingproductions902]

Is that why they dropped the charges? Why couldn't both local and federal charge them?

[@Astraeus..]

@@lizardKingproductions902 If the crime is already being pursued at the Federal level then legally speaking it wouldn't serve any purpose for the locals to do the same, as you cannot be charged twice for the same crime. And by "same" i mean literally, as in the same incident, not as in 2 crimes that are the same.

[@ckosturik]

​@@Astraeus..Two that thought they landed in the "Land of the free to steal".

[@SunsetSarsaparrilla]

Chilean spanish Accent🇨🇱😢

[@johnnyreed8144]

I did not expect Ms. "Shemka" to take off running with the cuffs on! Omg these criminals are too dim for their own good but it is so entertaining! lol

[@asianboi021]

"They paying in there." Honey, that's not how a transaction work.

[@billzjr222]

Fr some people think that they're slick and cops are dumb. They're heavily trained to detect lies. Dumb people just don't get it. But hey at least is good entertainment 😆 🤣 😂....

[@Jartran72]

@@billzjr222 Please don't buy that BS. Cops cannot tell lies better than anyone guessing by random chance. The only reason why they can usually tell when someone is lying is because it is so damn obvious through circumstance. There have been many programs that trained all kind of officers or agents on how to interrogate people or tell when someone is lying and none of those has ever stood against any kind of scientific testing. It is just pure bs. But yes a lot of cops themselfs are convinced they can and that is another reason for why our jails and prisons ar overcrowded as hell. When you teach them a faulty method that only enforces the cops own beliefs than interrogations will be a cakewalk of course.. they won't get to the truth but they damn sure get lots of convictions. And if we don't hold them to account on their methods anyone of us could be at the wrong place at the wrong time and then convicted based on the cops beliefs. We have to stop believing that they have abilites they clearly do not.

[@edithboozy1000]

​@@billzjr222Its not some people. Its a very specific group of people whove never done anything other than slick talk and lie to everyone. Its second nature for them to go into this gobbledygook. Sounds like r3t4rdation to anyone with half a brain.😂

[@RipRLeeErmey]

Bro I wish someone else could pay for my shit while I bring it into the car 😭 How rich you gotta be to do THAT??????

[@jodiforeman3314]

Am I going to be on the news? Lady you have gone viral on the internet and that’s better then the newz

[@jrelevates1574]

Nobody can pay for their stuff, but all their nails are done.

[@lisaperry5999]

And hair

[@gonzokaepernick8155]

It's 4 da culture!

[@HeyyMissCarter]

Right! Lashes, hair, cute purses, clothes, etc. It’s ridiculous & embarrassing

[@eyeoftheleopardleopard8829]

And both well fed.

[@jv-man3698]

Government benefits

[@allegra0]

Charges dropped again. What the f**k is going on? Are all these judges on the side of the offender!

[@Jacob-nu4nd]

Ask Trump?

[@boanoah6362]

Imagine getting shot by the cops and almost being killed because you wanted to try and flee a shoplifting charge...

[@vladimirrashkovsky6274]

Imagine being such a pathetic little racist incel that you see someone shoot someone and think the shooter is in the right. No wonder why you racist republicans like guns so much. At least you won’t keep them for long because we all know women won’t sleep with you.

[@mariahillenbrand8396]

She's not the brightest light on the Christmas Tree!! 🎄

[@Justme-jt1ef]

Ignorant people!! Public schooling is such a failure.

[@turtato2155]

​@@taylorbradford2469where is that emoji from?? I've never seen it

[@biggestbeelstan]

@@turtato2155 i believe its a youtube emoji

[@razerone49]

Not gonna lie, the officer managing to knock themselves out by diving trying to dive tackle the suspect is pretty dang funny. That right there took some serious skill

[@lukehoman_]

No where near physically fit to be a police officer lol

[@theblackbaron4119]

​@@lukehoman_'Murica

[@agnosticbeliever138]

I know right that was the funniest thing I've seen all day. She needed an EMS! And it was her fault the arrestee got away in the first place too.

[@agnosticbeliever138]

​@@theblackbaron4119weird. It says 'Murica translates to "burn it"

[@bevmaxwell3016]

​@@agnosticbeliever138sounds right!

[@josipgregorovic7343]

The face of the officer after hitting the door had me dying lol

[@coconutmosa7741]

I do not know why I binge watch these 😂

[@xfroglips]

Because they're hilarious

[@midgie1166]

​@@xfroglipsAnd addicting😅

[@daliaribs]

for me it started with longer ones but when i found compilations it was over 😌

[@auntyvenom133]

I always feel better about myself after watching these. I’m not perfect, but I’m certainly not like these nitwits 😂

[@mvb88]

To learn what not to do when interacting with police

[@silverwolf4991]

I feel like the general public should be told more that handcuffs do not mean arrest. Im sure a lot of people freak out about it because they dont know the difference between arrest and detained, well done to the officer that made her feel better about it by explaining nicely before he put them on her, most explain after

[@rj5801]

Good point, I've been in cuffs several times. Only been booked once. It really is just a precaution for everyone's sake, sometimes.

[@DaHolyCanadian]

Yeah it amazes how many people can't understand that an officer is a person with a life and a family and they are probably worried going into every stop they have to do because they don't know if the person is dangerous or not. The cuffs make them feel safe and they have control of the situation and can handle the talking and paperwork side of things a lot better that way

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

The funny thing is almost every time i see that the cop tells them exactly that, yet the freak out anyway, it’s beyond ignorance

[@basillah7650]

Handcuffs are really bad if the cops are corrupt they can plant fake evidence which has happened a lot. stops people filming them as well.

[@basillah7650]

If they put handcuffs on you they think you are a criminal its not a good thing if they are corrupt cannot see what they are doing while you have cuffs on that why cops hate people that will not come out their cars makes it really hard to plant stuff to get their arrest quota up. cops are not your friends they exist not to serve and protect they exist to collect money for the city,town,state,ect.

[@originalv5107]

How is someone arrested 8 TIMES and still be not sitting in jail???

[@kimkelly5512]

The court system.

[@Jacob-nu4nd]

Ask Trump

[@originalv5107]

@@Jacob-nu4nd “arrests” under false allegations and trumped up charges and rules changed so allegations past the statute of limitations don’t count…so when we take all that into consideration, there’s nothing to ask President Trump.

[@wallyman292]

That last one is disgusting. Released on a measly $1,000 (most likely only had to put down $100), and then ARRESTED AND RELEASED 8 MORE TIMES AFTERWARDS!!! WTH is it with our DA's anymore in this country?!?!? smfh!!!!!

[@florastewart7957]

They keep getting away with it with no consequences then teach their kids to steal

[@KimLong-v4i]

The Judge should be fired.

[@YourComputer]

Generally, there are laws that enforce a maximum form of punishment for crimes committed. As such, it generally has nothing to do with the DA or the judge. These laws can vary from state to state.

[@jmanscomment5321]

You’re tax dollars are funding this useless corrupt court system. What are we even paying these judges for if they just keep releasing the criminals back onto us?

[@wallyman292]

@@YourComputer There's obviously guidelines and such, but when it comes to setting bond amounts (if any), it's totally up to the judges. If they feel a person poses a threat to society, then they can set a high bond, or deny bond altogether. This person has obviously shown, over and over again, that if allowed to bond out again they will continue to steal. The judge (and DA as far as their recommendation) would be fully justified in setting a high bond here after the 3rd or 4th arrest. It would actually be for the defendant's own good in this case!

[@jermiahwebb8233]

He said “PUBLIX??” Then calmly said “we aint going to publix”😭💀💀 they random statements be so funny😭😭😭

[@Donteatmossimsensitive]

I don’t understand how you can threaten an officers life and expect that to go well 💀

[@jettsoma]

But it did! It went quite well for her. 🤨

[@MAGGOT_VOMIT]

Let my disciple go and I'll bring back the Sun. 🤣

[@monaroebuck4209]

😂

[@nyashacarter7065]

Sounds about white

[@sbh344]

When a cop points his gun at you for a simple traffic stop. My dad and grandad fought in two WW so we could go about our business without being stopped to show our papers. FU SS cops

[@TheUnknownDungeon]

13:25 the steady increase in sirens and their volume is borderline hysterical. It's like watching something out of GTA 5

[@themudpit621]

She was at 4 stars for sure. Next step helicopters and rpg's.

[@noka1979]

Every cop for 100 miles

[@sanguine2552]

Just more and more cops running into frame lol I started laughing when I saw the guys in plainclothes running up like they were on their day off and ran up 😂

[@FUCKSICKOS66]

@@sanguine2552pissed me off tbh they prob felt so powerful lmaooo

[@IamKnucks]

Imagine someone approaching you on the street and saying would you trade a year of your life for $1,000. It's such an obvious hard pass for most people. But for thieves, it seems like a good deal.

[@PeteRockChronicles]

The Laquandra story is wild... If I have you detained, there is no way in hell you're getting near that driver side door, nevermind driver side seat. FOH.

[@HeyyMissCarter]

Yeah that was very irresponsible & dumb on the officers part, wth were they thinking 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

[@meganprice4429]

Swear it was in Myrtle beach

[@dittohead7044]

That was embarrassing. What we’re they thinking?

[@ciaran8587]

He should def get a suspension for this and extra training, his incompetence may have caused someone their life during that chase.

[@alukuhito]

Imagine actually having that name? Who comes up with stuff like that?

[@shane727]

Does the video go dark and quiet for anyone else at 9:38?

[@mellowbear]

gave us time to think about it

[@reiko9523]

Happened to me too! Glad to know I wasn't the only one.

[@bexdiller]

Starts up again at 10:26, in case anyone else is here looking for it

[@Faesharlyn]

I thought it was my router lol

[@LexlutherVII]

yes,

[@RonSavage01]

"I didnt do nothin'", "Let me get my phone first", and resisting arrest....3 things that ALWAYS end well.

[@forrestlea4515]

Crazy to think that if anyone had just said, "yes officer I did and I'm sorry and I'll do what you need me to do could and would have significantly reduced the punishment.

[@jordanmorgan3440]

Yeah but then we wouldn't get these videos 😂

[@letsgoletsgoletsgo]

Or just complied and invoked their 5th amendment right. I love these videos, but if you EVER are being questioned by police in this matter it does you no good to speak. Even if you try to do the right thing and own up to it and apologize now they have a recorded confession as evidence and your lawyer can't really help you.

[@ryanbolson23]

You have 1 opening quote but no closing quote.

[@mikehikes710]

It wouldn't

[@santasgotgifts]

@@ryanbolson23can’t even lie that shit threw me off so hard while trying to read it.

[@billsmafia_]

When the last woman says, "I'm a disciple", did she expect the cops to be scared and let her go? So pathetic.

[@rebeccagable9629]

Yet after that nothing much happened to her! Great justice system we have now.

[@drhexagonapus]

@@rebeccagable9629 to be fair, it doesn't say her charges were dropped just that she was released on bond.

[@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702]

She probably imagined: Her: I'm a disciple! Cops: Alright, we'll let you go. Her: That's right, I'm part of the X Sect Cops: Oh cool, so you're the new recruit? Let's see if you've been initiated *Porn music starts*

[@ulrikesextro4187]

Does the sentence "I'm a disciple" make sense in this context? I thought she was saying "I am disabled".

[@billsmafia_]

@@ulrikesextro4187She’s referring to a criminal gang affiliation. As in, a member of the Disciples street gang.

[@mmhh333]

as soon as the spanish speaking shoplifters started talking i recognized their accents and nearly died 💀 it's crazy to see, as a chilean person living in chile, that people have the chance to leave the country and build a better life just to end up being criminals outside ?? and being wanted by the fbi at that lol it's just insane. i know so many people who'd love to have the chance to go to a first world country and yet the worst kind are always the ones who get the opportunity

[@TheFabrix12]

somos exportadores oficiales de lanzas jajajaja

[@polarbearsaysyummy5845]

I hope you get that opportunity.

[@MatteoPrezioso]

The first one had me laughing so hard... She's got warrants, she stole merchandise, she parked in an handicap spot, she tried shielding herself behind her 'supposed' daughter', she tried escaping while handcuffed... Anything else?

[@jodiforeman3314]

I’m wondering if the car was stolen

[@urghaasturgha]

​@@jodiforeman3314that's what I'm thinking, at least in my truck you only need the keys to start it, and it'll keep running and driving till you turn it off

[@briancolwill3071]

It's the works burger of Idiocy with a shake and fries on top

[@-pasta4601]

Don't forget she was released the same day, and probably still does this stuff!

[@vixterrawks4171]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[@Sabatour100]

Imagine being on the FBI's most wanted and the only reason the cops found out was because they were shoplifting Skill issue

[@genericamerican7574]

Grand theft that was somehow dropped?

[@pxrnhubshub]

@@genericamerican7574it’s the FBI, they dropped that cause they got bigger shit, trust 😭

[@jinnimoo]

​​​​​@@genericamerican7574Because they're obviously charged with something way more severe. You'll had to have done some serious shit to end up on the FBI wanted list. No point pursuing a non-related theft charge if theres a murder case to focus on. It'll only delay the more important trial.

[@bigcuz263]

They don’t give af about tht petty ass grand theft when u on the fbis list they droppin that petty crime n charging u with tht big boy charge they can expect to sit down in prison for 10-20 years then shipped right back to Mexico

[@bevmaxwell3016]

Yelling just stop at someone who is obviously mentally ill seemed to work really well. At least a few personalities duking it out in her crazy head. Her whole personality voice and vernacular flip-flopped all over the place.

[@Redact63Lluks]

I love the first one... she was waiting for her friend to stage the get away car in front of the store and they got them all fucked up. I've seen that scam 20 times... Those women deserve to go to prison for years.

[@wingedangel6030]

I'm sorry, that second one was dumb, who lets a criminal get in the driver's seat uncuffed like that?

[@Zerg435]

Some times police officers just want to be nice, and don't mind being stupid. The one who was watching her needs a stern talk with his superior.

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

sometimes when you’re too nice you’re also too dumb

[@UseroneGaming]

To be fair, it’s arguably dumber to let a criminal get in the drivers seat handcuffed. They’d be too tempted to drive and steer with knees, which is extremely reckless.

[@bevmaxwell3016]

I'm just guessing but I have to go with Larry, Curly and Moe.

[@jowens197]

He probably didn't expect her to do that over a shoplifting charge. Bet he never let that happen again 😳

[@stillcoolnana]

It makes me sick to see what police officers have to go through to arrest these scumbags just to have most of the charges dropped. How broken is our judicial system?!?!

[@mariaharrison7228]

I know, you'd think they would realise, let them off, they are going to KEEP DOING IT. No consequences means they won't stop, stupid judges!

[@Bullminator]

In europe is illegall to detain a person of oposite sex....

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

@@Bullminator What kind of a bullshit law is that!

[@b.elzebub9252]

@@tdpuuhailee8222 A made up law. There's no such thing. Lol.

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

@@b.elzebub9252 Oh. Well, good to know.

[@randomrebecka6778]

Shoplifter from dollar tree her hand was flat out, shaking like a leaf one that cop walked over there and she’s trying to lie while her entire body is shaking because she knows she’s caught

[@meganyoung.]

😂 you mean her whatchamacallit?? 😂😂😂

[@myswanktrendz]

I've noticed that this new generation of shoplifters clearly have been raised with parents telling them "no one is allowed to touch you". The amount of times I see a criminal being handcuffed on KZbin, shouting You can't touch me!", or "I'm suing you" is unbelievable. They seem to not realize that once they commit a crime, anyone can "touch" them.

[@zaer-ezart]

Damn right, you know I'm grabbing those big ol' titties 💪😤

[@numbersletters3886]

And saying “I was-ent do-in nuff-in”

[@Justicemoose]

So you really believe shoplifter of previous generations were somehow not like that? Delusional.

[@myswanktrendz]

@@Justicemoose definitely because I worked in a clothing shop for decades. And never would they ever shout "I'm going to sue you because you can't touch me". Oops that's a lie - a 14 year old girl did. They often shouted "What are you doing? I was about to pay".

[@ArshesNei8]

parents? plural? lol

[@WobblesandBean]

Gee, I wonder if she hotwired that car and that's why she couldn't turn it off.

[@BlayzMonet]

Probably a push to start that was actually left running by someone else and they stole it . Itll run without the key but once you cut it off thats it

[@genericamerican7574]

@@BlayzMonet they usually shut off after a short period of time if the key fob isn’t near. I wonder what model and year doesn’t do that.

[@jordynsmith3500]

@@genericamerican7574This isn’t true actually, they continue running until the next time it’s manually turned off. It would be a massive safety hazard if it suddenly shut off while someone was driving down a highway or interstate. Plus, there’s a key fob out of range warning, so that if the car owner mistakenly left the fob at home, they’d be able to turn back and retrieve it instead of being stuck wherever they park the car.

[@justforever96]

No she probably was telling half the truth, that is how key fobs work. But whether she had permission is doubtful.

[@justforever96]

​@@genericamerican7574all the ones I know of will run until you shut them off, you just can't use the ignition again unless the fob is in range.

[@stevest1300]

Boy. You just want to slap the "Shut The Fug Up" out of these people.

[@BradyT918]

Would probably be the first time they were told to be quiet or told no.

[@LISTINGTOSTARBOARD]

They destroyed every city

[@AlondraAcevedo-ww6hf]

They're so entitled. 😭

[@RossDAwgOfficial]

The lady cop that knocked herself out diving like it was a goal line stop in the superbowl needs a different career

[@gogomarioloshi]

GORE GORE GORE. SHE BROKE HIM IN HALF.

[@salvadorpalma8173]

She knew she was only good for that 5 meter dash. Beyond that it was a lost cause. So she dove for the tackle. It didn't pay off :)

[@Sabatour100]

​@@hanzyukWWE reference

[@vegetawithabinky]

For real I was looking for this comment. How you ko yourself trying to tackle someone

[@kingrainbow5432]

​@@vegetawithabinkywith equality

[@YABSGlobel]

*Note to people of Crimes, if you already have a long history of stealing or committing crimes, you should know when the cops see you, they'll end up hand cuffing you, just for they're safety.. because they'll never know what you'll be up to.. ❤*

[@kennyb50]

I don't understand why her partner wasn't arrested. Also, the cops prematurely approached the friend. Why not let her finish her transaction at the cash register. Give her a chance to clearly break the law. They both should have been arrested.

[@THEJPIndustry]

If you would have had your sound on you would have heard: "So you only scanned your items" "Yes" "And you paid for that" "No my card is declining so i was actually calling my friend" And ye the explanation of the scam was a bit left out but its like this: 1. They both scan articles 2. One person brings them to the car saying the other friend will play the splitt bill 3. Card of the friend declines for her items 4. Call the one at the car 5. The one at the car comes back with her card to pay for the friends items. 6. They go with the recipe to the car and make it look like they paid for all the items when infact you only paid for a portion Alsp i 5hink the friend got arrested at well but i cant remember

[@foreignuser_]

@@THEJPIndustry if that is the reasoning behind the scam, they really must be redacted

[@THEJPIndustry]

@@foreignuser_ I mean that's what i understood from the context of the video As to why the friend went free I am not sure, I guess because she didn't went out with stolen clothes, I guess after the card declined the buying process was nullified

[@Questofthenight]

⁠that doesn’t make sense because if they both scanned articles and the card got declined when the other one came back to pay for it those articles would still be scanned. And why would the friend come back in the store after stealing. It doesn’t seem like a known working scam. It feels like they tried to come up w a plan and it failed miserably. Cuz none of that makes sense.

[@foreignuser_]

@@THEJPIndustry yeah i think you got it right but they obviously didn't think it through lmao

[@Victoria-pr4xe]

I don't think anyone in a gang uses the phrase "knock it off" to the cops

[@lwing77]

Welcome to America you can commit any non violent crime and “ get away with it” as long as you pay your fines. Forget the retailers pay the state and keep doing what you do.

[@michaelyates5976]

Same in the UK now except police rarely turn up for a shoplifting offence. But call somebody fat online and they will send 3 vans to your house.

[@QuinnOSullivan-z3s]

The judges and DAs should be made to pay for the shoplifted items since they think it's no big deal. I feel sorry for the police officers who take all kinds of abuse from the thieves, only to have the justice system release and empower them to go out and commit more crimes.

[@Jartran72]

I am sorry that you are so hopped up on right wing propaganda that you still don't get it. Imprisoning someone in jail or prison is so damn expensive. Every day is more expensive for the taxpayer than what the whole value of the purchase was. Also prisons and jails are overcrowding hard. We had to find a way to empty them somewhat while still keeping violent offenders locked up. If you actually were informe about the US justice system you knew that what you are saying is pure crap. The DAs can go pay for the item when you start paying for all of the locked up shoplifers. That woul only run into the millions per month, I am sure you can afford that. No way these huge chains have insurance for those items right?

[@Questofthenight]

No just no

[@DaHolyCanadian]

@@Questofthenight Yes oh yes

[@Questofthenight]

@@DaHolyCanadian no that doesn’t make a lick of sense. Make the judges pay for something someone else did. Absolutely not.

[@DaHolyCanadian]

@@Questofthenight Oh yes oh yes oh yes

[@kuckoo9036]

The patience of these cops is just mind-blowing, putting up with so much talkback from these cretins. I couldn't be a cop. I'd be all over the news in a week.

[@jesseerickson662]

Same here. My reports would always read, "and that's when I deployed my tazer". 😂

[@anita.b]

Yes, you are more of a freak than the police force known for being abusive at work and at home to their closest ones. You shouldn't really be bragging you're so mentally ill.

[@BR1.618]

It's strange how the "justice" system can be gentle with real criminals, but tough on law-abiding citizens, like first amendment auditors.

[@Viteaification]

*shrug* customer service is just as bad when it comes to talkbalk. you get used to rudeness when you work with the public

[@marvinbush9330]

You and me both.

[@Kevin_Ramirez2020]

The way the officer pronounced her name as "Shemka" cracked me up even though they're aware she's refusing to spell her name correctly on purpose 😂😂

[@michaelwhitehead4276]

If running after somebody causes you to knock yourself out you need to find a different job.

[@calistabutler8491]

She did also just get knocked on the ground. She could've hit her head or sum

[@edwatts9890]

​@@calistabutler8491: She couldn't keep up. She ran faster than her chubby self could go and did a face-plant.

[@ilikethemthick1105]

@@edwatts9890😂

[@BigBossultrastealth]

​@@edwatts9890at least she tried

[@justforever96]

You can always volunteer so they aren't so short on recruits. They came get anyone to take the job and everyone just whines that the ones they find aren't in tip top condition.

[@OnEst_Opinion]

That First Lady trying to conjure up an excuse to explain why she left the building with hundreds of dollars of shit was so hilarious. Then her trying desperately to make one plus one equal seven was so terribly pathetic.

[@MikadoYuma]

Not to mention she acted like her friend not paying either was no big deal, like she should just be able to take the stuff home anyway since she was already outside 😂

[@nicimarie]

That lady pretending her friend was paying for the groceries she left ths store with... i have to hand it to her. She spat a bunch of BS till the very end and even had the gall to book it on foot. Her commitment was actually impressive 😂 I bet $100 her and her friend that bailed are going to have some words about her abandoning her, leaving her holding all the charges for their little stunt. I'd have loved to be a fly on the wall for that chit-chat 🤣🤣🤣

[@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702]

The more impressive one was the second. Skinny stayed with the cops as Gorlock tried to drive away without her. You know for a fact Skinny started to spill everything and leave the other out to dry after that stunt

[@TheUnknownDungeon]

Damn that first girl took off so fast she left a Shameka shaped cloud in her wake

[@kimpeater1]

Shemka*

[@amberonenonly]

The female officer chasing the dollar tree shoplifter is definitely in the wrong profession lol 😭

[@Brett-je7gh]

she got that 4th string cornerback mode falling behind and on her face

[@amberonenonly]

@@Brett-je7gh lmaoooo

[@dewilew2137]

Okay, but who did she “assault”? She didn’t even touch anyone. The dumb cop tried to tackle her, and she missed. She knocked herself out, and that’s her own fault. Someone get that girl a scholarship, she’s an excellent running back. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@SarcasmOwO]

I can understand people having problems like an addiction to shoplifting or smth. What I can NOT understand is their lack of respect for others. Hitting someone else’s car and fleeing absurd

[@themudpit621]

I can't understand an addiction to shoplifting. It's not physically addictive, you aren't going to feel sick from not doing it. It's more of a compulsion to get a thrill, and that doesn't deserve the term 'addiction'.

[@boooster101]

​@@themudpit621ever heard of cleptomania? You can be addicted to a behavior and that behavior can be an illegal one. Though usually a main symptom of cleptomania is that it's about the act of stealing, not about enriching yourself so I don't think it's the case here.

[@bluuebirds]

​@@themudpit621 Hm... it's definitely a compulsion disorder. I guess you could call it an addiction, but "compulsion" is more accurate. I can see both ways. Now, I dont understand people acting like twats to the officers, putting themselves and others in danger, and ramping up their charges like they're collecting badges. That's just ignorance and entitlement.

[@vcsnick]

no i cannot understand people having an addiction to shoplifting 💀 just go get a damn job

[@floppyporpoise5260]

Gave us some time to think about it at 9:38

[@aname8106]

Lol yep

[@Faesharlyn]

I was almost getting up to check my router..

[@aname8106]

@@Faesharlyn LOL

[@Legomanshorts-c5o]

plays fine for me

[@guybrush1701]

I was not expecting those 2 girls toward the end to be on the FBI Most Wanted list

[@triggerhappy8872]

Shame-ka why is it manly in the States we have these peculiar names??. I go to Africa to visit my relatives, grandparents. & nobody has these names.

[@kathyyoung1774]

Teenagers having babies and naming them a non phonetic jumble of syllables because they are kids and think it’s cute.

[@WhiteMustangXxX]

Why is it that other ethnicities are allowed to have their own cultural names but African Americans are shamed for such? You may not understand the name, that doesn’t make it invalid, also… that’s not even her real name.

[@kathyyoung1774]

@@WhiteMustangXxX There is a difference between cultural names ( like Miko or Boris or Chang) and a jumble of non phonetic letters made up by an illiterate 15-yr-old.

[@WhiteMustangXxX]

@@kathyyoung1774 Those names are also put together, this comment shows your bias. I’m not even going to argue with you because this comment tells me everything I need to know.

[@ChrisB-zz8dh]

So you walk out with merchandise when it's not paid for yet!? Wow, that's genius! Yeah everyone should do that! Fill your car up then go back in and pay for it! How do you pay for something that is in your car! Its called theft!!

[@roxannemoser]

Believe it or not, there was a time when gas pumps were turned on, and you could pay AFTER you pumped.

[@zaer-ezart]

​@@roxannemoserwait, it's still a thing here in Europe. You can pump as much as you want and pay afterward

[@lindaayling1645]

Just call her SHAMEFULL WITH A TWIST OF DISCUST....PERIOD....ALWAYS THE DARK ONES....😂😂😂😂

[@MargieM10]

These theft rings are out of control. They're reselling everything and getting away with it. In my state, they just walk out with $900 with of merch at a time and the police do nothing. They come back the next day and do it all over again.

[@damonedrington3453]

First Lady is just the pinnacle of intelligence. What exactly what the plan if you managed to escape?

[@MarySmith-bc7mf]

Disgusting

[@nickforsythe6379]

But i DID HAVE BREAKFAST MANG

[@ErdnußRiegel6969]

Dont expect Intelligence from blacks

[@BloodMarket]

If ya gonna pick a fake identity, at least pick one you can spell like damn lmao

[@sa80slayer85]

15:10 how broke do you have to be to steal from a $1 store 😂

[@LexlutherVII]

very very low and.......😂

[@ii.xoxotrene]

Fr 😂

[@genericamerican7574]

Likely an obsessive compulsive behavior.

[@BigBossultrastealth]

​@@genericamerican7574you mean kleptomania?

[@kathyyoung1774]

They can afford expensive hair and nail jobs. Often their thefts are for resale.

[@marybarry6408]

What bothers me is, getting charges dropped over and over again! Give fines,jail time and management classes of self awareness and self esteem! That’s their only hope or Jesus.

[@user-yv6vx]

Terrible captions once again. That 23 year old from dollar tree CLEARLY said she got that bag from "Winn Dixie" a store, not whatever the heck you typed. Edit: 15:14 "Redixy" what in the world is "Redixy"?? And you said it AGAIN like 20 seconds later when she CLEARLY says Winn Dixie a second time. Also, in so many of your videos, the audio says "unintelligible" when it's perfectly clear what they're saying. Lazy quality. Edit: and on top of that, you claim that Adalee said she was disabled AND messed up the caption at one point! She NEVER said she was disabled, she CLEARLY said, repeatedly, "I'm a disciple" and even clarified that that is the name of the gang she's claiming to be a part of. At this point, the quality is so terrible I think this is an AI channel.

[@richardpodnar5039]

The incident with the two Chilean nationals wanted by the FBI bears looking into further. Quite interesting!😊

[@tencentpistol1]

Ok, we've got a Shameka, Laquandra, a Ishionte, a Camilla, an Engler, and finally and Adalee. ALL of them dumber than stones, bones, bricks, sticks, rocks and dirt. NONE of them sad, sorry, resourseful or remorseful, INSTEAD, they were arrogant, impetuous, insidious, and devious. AND NOW, they're incapacitated, incarcerated, inoculated and indoctrinated. 😂

[@twobirdsstonedatonce]

Spoken like a true George Carlin fan lol

[@MarySmith-bc7mf]

Yes lol. They are all trash.

[@tencentpistol1]

​​@@twobirdsstonedatonce WHOA!!! HOW?? How did you know?!?!? Crazy.. it was kinda a mix of Carlin and Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld

[@twobirdsstonedatonce]

@@tencentpistol1 because I fucking love George Carlin 🤣

[@sarahmott8876]

Arlo Guthrie fan? 🇦🇺

[@a.t2103]

Some of the best content on the platform rn, thanks brother

[@couldbeanyone8174]

Facts 💯

[@aaronpetrovich1164]

Black people are such upstanding citizens in their community it's mind boggling.

[@gilmangus83]

She is, I believe, the perp who left her car running and didn't want the officer to turn ignition off. My guess is it was stolen and there was a screwdriver on the ignition. But a new scam is when a perp rents a nice vehicle and doesn't return it. However car rentals can disable a car and turning off the ignition would disable it by remote.

[@mirandamcguire810]

It was a push to start I believe. I don't know exactly how it works but the car was already running when she took it but the key wasn't inside it so she couldn't turn it back on. It ended up being a stolen car, I watched a different video about it.

[@Jaxzz123]

Funny story my mom,brother and me went to the dollar store and there were shop lifters when they left my family had finished shopping we left and realized they shoplifted and filled them and called 5he cops told them their license plate and followed them to their house and told the cops their address and they got arrested.

[@becauseican5821]

29:15 “come here, come here” and “ does that mean she took something?” Made me almost lose it. They literally gave her ample time to run even though she didn’t. Then the interactions that followed thereafter made me lose it. Then her charges deleted me. Her entire case is so stupid.

[@Cryptech1010]

America already has the highest incarceration rate among developed countries. I think something else has to be done besides "give them more jail time"

[@boobalooba5786]

Bring back hangings for 3rd time offenders. Solves the problem entirely.@@Cryptech1010

[@bluedragonfly8139]

'Did you take that bag from the Dollar Tree?' 'No, no!' *holds up bag with huge Dollar Tree logo so that the officer can clearly see it* Clearly a genius at work, here.

[@QuellicheilMarza]

Shameka, Laquadra, Ishionte.... I see a pattern in naming your child

[@senorcreepypasta3126]

On the last one, it''s almost like if you let out a criminal, they will continue to commit crimes....shocking. How is she not getting locked up so many times that she can go on a crime spree with practically no repercussions

[@glass2284]

she seems mentally ill, i agree after that many times she should go to jail but she seems manic in the video

[@thegoronn]

That first lady... shameka me so angry

[@collestar2638]

😂

[@Starrky923]

7:00 Looney Tunes tshirt explains why this whole situation is like a bad cartoon

[@Kobeauu]

Maybe they should have some kind of fitness test for officers because how did she even fall that hard… better yet how did she fall at all

[@gentlyvillainous]

No see that would be fat phobic and we don’t want to be bigoted in how we select the people who handle criminals who are known to run a sizable percent of the time, just like how we aren’t bigots and allow women to join who can’t handle the average criminal demographic being men over 5”10 and over 250 pounds much less other women.

[@THEJPIndustry]

From what i say, she got pushed, and then tried to grab while running too soon, making her miss and fall

[@LazionLove]

People fall all the time like give her a break, sometimes you just trip or something at the worse time

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

you’ve never fallen in your life I presume?

[@kathyyoung1774]

Have you seen how much they have to carry?

[@benrogencamp258]

The female officer completely missing the tackle was too funny

[@emmaamain]

what time skip

[@dr_nick1992]

On a short ass run and then needed ems... great tax dollars at work 👌

[@bosstalkwithloskie9026]

19:25@@emmaamain

[@emmaamain]

@@bosstalkwithloskie9026 tyy

[@salvadorpalma8173]

She got knocked out lol Then the shoplifter was charged with assault with deadly weapon!? What weapon? Cardio? lol

[@deplorablecovfefe9489]

I like how their names all sound like blood pressure medication.....

[@Desiranalee]

I just started watching your channel a couple days ago, and I’ve been hooked ever since! Great compilations, straight and to the point, also your voice is a great voice for commentary! Definitely subscribed, Please keep it up 👍🏽

[@scorpion0498]

i think its AI voice 👀

[@Desiranalee]

@@scorpion0498 seriously ?? 😲

[@coalblooded]

​@@DesiranaleeIsn't that crazy? I'd gotten so used to this voice on a totally different channel, and then I'd hear it in another video and be like, "Weird, the guy from _____ has another channel?" lol It took me way too long to catch on that it wasn't a real person. Realest sounding fake voice I've ever heard, that I know of.

[@Fran_Glass]

She was so fast running with the cuffs on. Impressive.

[@YennaAvyeon]

I have been arrested for shoplifting once. Not because I'm a serial shoplifter, but because I didn't have money at the time, and had a very intense toothache & was sick. I got caught stealing two boxes of ibuprofen and some cold medicine (approximately €10). I was arrested and I did not resist in the slightest. Though I was a bit sour when the manager told me that she wouldn't call the police if I gave her the items, and then did it anyway when I complied. Thankfully I got a really kind investigator. I was first placed in a holding cell. Then he took my statement, even tried to get some words out of me to put me in a more positive light. He was aware I did not do it because I'm some kleptomaniac, but out of desperation. Then I was put back into the holding cell, even got some sandwiches and a glass of orange juice. The investigator took me outside while he was going on a smoke break and we chatted for a bit as we waited on the public prosecutor to make a decision. I had been nothing but kind and compliant, as I knew it was my own dumb mistake for committing a crime. You know what ended up happening? My case got dismissed. I had to pay a €185 fine to the store (standard protocol) and I wasn't allowed back in there for a year. Had I been a fool and tried to run from the cops, I could have easily done jailtime. Committing crimes is always a dumb idea, but in these situations, you gotta face the embarrassment and responsibility that comes with the consequences of your own actions. Don't be a fool.

[@meganyoung.]

When I was much much younger and very stupid, I got caught trying to steal a bracelet from Sears st the mall. The security asked me to come back in the store and I did, and I sat there while they did paperwork and called the cops. Then the cop just wrote me up a citation bc I was so calm and listening to everything he said. He never put me in handcuffs, and he only put me in the back of his car to drive me around the outside of the mall back to my car, bc I wasnt allowed to go back in, you know. I ended up with probation for 1 yr, and my PO sucked butt, but I got thru it. Sears did try to fuck me over tho, the bracelet on the table labeled $15 was supposedly suddenly $100, (which I NEVER would've tried to take at that price. Also why wouldnt something that high be behind the jewelry counter...unless it wasnt really...🤔) and it was a metal cuff, that they claimed was broken, which if you know what a cuff is it's kinda hard to break them, and all I did was pick it up and hide it then give it right back to security when I got caught. But I paid restitution for it while I was on probation, then sears sent me a letter separately saying I needed to pay for it or I'd be sued. Well, luckily my stepdad is smart, he told me I already paid through the courts and that this was just a scare tactic. Told me not to pay and see what happens. Funnily enough, I didnt pay and they never said shit again. Pretty fucked up. I learned while sitting in the back that w.e the security claims is "broken," they get to keep. So one dude was like "look at this hat I'm giving my nephew later, cool right?" to the other security guy, and it was a regular baseball hat, not damaged in ANYWAY! Then the other guy was like "yea look at that watch I got off a guy I chased earlier, that is mine now hahhah," and it was literally still in the BOX. Its total bullshit. Like yes, people need to get in trouble for theft, completely. But people dont need to then pay double for the things that weren't even damaged or broken, just so some guys can have free shit to give their friends. They're lying saying shit is broken to keep it, is that not the same damn thing as taking it illegally?! Ugh. FUCK SEARS, they deserved to go outta business with those tactics, in my opinion.

[@deborahjeanne2141]

You’re absolutely right! I was driving home from CentralPennsylvania to Western New York when my iPhone died and I lost my google map lady. My charger wasn’t connecting so I was on my own. I found route 15 which would take me where I wanted to go. It was 10 PM, I’d been driving since 10 that morning (this was the return home), and I was looking for route 15 signs - not speed limit signs. Going through a little town, I saw flashing lights in my rear view mirror. I immediately pulled over, got my license, registration, and insurance card ready. He asked me the standard questions, took my license to check it out, told me I was going 10 miles over the speed limit and to be careful driving the rest of the way. The whole thing took less than 10 minutes. If you just cooperate you can avoid being thrown to the ground, handcuffed, and carted off to jail. It’s so much easier than going through every thing these Karens do to themselves and ultimately end up with an unnecessary criminal record.

[@TNeal629]

I can't believe the woman cop tried to dive and tackle the woman and knocked herself out 😂

[@jv-man3698]

It was a woman cop. I believe it.

[@MikadoYuma]

​@@jv-man3698wow, sexist

[@gustavrodriguez910]

@@MikadoYuma The truth is right there on video LMAO She should be raising some strong families instead of playing man.

[@jv-man3698]

@@gustavrodriguez910 exactly, it’s crazy that saying there are some jobs that men are better at is sexist nowadays.

[@ducksan3519]

Ya she knocked herself out whyd the girl get charged for that

[@CephalonAxii]

That last lady is walking proof as to why we need Insane Asylums back.

[@DavidNeumeier-wp2oc]

With forced Medication on people like this While locked away in Asylums.

[@davidberglund469]

right, my thought to. She is not mentally well or stable, either she’s playing psycho something is seriously wrong. Everything was just off with her

[@CephalonAxii]

@@DavidNeumeier-wp2oc Better they be safe under a roof and four walls, given medical care and taken care of by people who get payed to care for/help rehabilitate them, than have them just be put on the streets getting drugs with the money they mug people from as well as the constant threat of one of them going ape on a dude with a screwdriver as his wife watches helplessly.

[@kathyyoung1774]

Actual JAIL Sentences, but most are let go with time served.

[@kimpeater1]

Are you going to pay for it with higher taxes??

[@IamKnucks]

"i didn't do anything." The motto of everyone who did something.

[@iamhereblossom1588]

That officer that knocked herself out was so physically unfit for the job. I really think all departments should have biannual physical tests that are required to be passed to stay on the job.

[@Astraeus..]

The only thing more powerful than police are the fu@$ing police unions. They'd fight for months, years even, to block any attempt at that kind of thing. They'd be arguing that such a policy was discriminatory and made their precious officers feel an unwarranted amount of pressure and stress to stay physically fit.....even though there are literally thousands of jobs where physical fitness is a mandatory requirement.

[@meimei]

I’m surprised they don’t. My dad a military person, had to take yearly tests, and that’s in Denmark//

[@boobalooba5786]

Diversity quota in action. Can't fire women for being women, have to let them be in roles they are not suited for because America is a joke.

[@wannabetrucker7475]

🙄🙄🙄

[@kevinbutton4580]

Clearly she tripped...and probably in way better shape then you

[@entvids1]

This is by far the best KZbin channel. I love how this content is put together along with the real footage. Keep these coming!!!!

[@user-pt1cz4ot1e]

I hope the officers with Laquandra aren’t working anymore. How can anyone possibly be that incompetent? That guy is literally on top of her, wrestling with the steering wheel, the other guy opens the passenger door, and HE DOESN’T TAKE THE KEY OUT OR PUT IT IN PARK??? 🤦🏼‍♀️ Omg, so much stupidity in such a short video.

[@dxtrro6939]

Listening to “Shemka” participate in the spelling bee was hilarious lol

[@rfc5544]

Laquantra 😂 shaneka 😂ishionte 😂😂😂

[@bmorg5190]

Shouldn’t surprise anyone 🤣🤦‍♂️

[@tristanwalls6266]

Shameka Wilson or was that Sha'Carri Richardson 🏃‍♀️

[@mertardaoz8104]

What the hell are those names ? Smakekka , Laquandra,Quandalceceil dude who come up with those names for god sake

[@TeddysTV]

She really ran while In handcuffs, yo those 2 brain cells were working hard on how to get out of this situation.