When God has a plan

[@ZachStarHimself]

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[@mohammedjafer9265]

We should trust in God as be knows what we do not know as we are limited this video could be problematic for those with weak faith

[@masternobody1896]

zach star can you make quantum computers please. i can be rich

[@masternobody1896]

bro the video is showing thats not how god look like. god is an infinite diamsion being. does not look like human

[@masternobody1896]

and also god does not control the humans. he just give humans free will and humans can do what ever they want. total freedom. freedom universe. all bad things happen cause devil and good things happen cause i dont know. i need ask god

[@masternobody1896]

dang it does feel like we are in game. but game with ultra power graphics runs with atoms instead of computers. dang

[@dontlookatthis]

These 2 are only slightly less insane than real shippers.

[@yoyo11111whynotmine]

What do you mean? You really underestimate real shippers

[@WibleWobble]

nah they tame as hell compared to real ones

[@drenzine]

slightly?

[@RedSunUnderParadise]

>Slightly

[@username8644]

These 2?

[@Wawagirl17]

This is my favorite version of God & Satan ever. What Rom-Com instigating heroes. Who knew we needed to wait 'til the 21st Century for somebody to finally get the portrayals right?

[@tymondabrowski12]

Just saying, "G F Darwin" channel gas a pretty good (also comedic) portrayal as well, worth watching (it's in Polish but has man-written subtitles).

[@andrearaimondi882]

My personal favourite is Stanzi’s but this is top notch as well. In fact, I think Zac and Stanzi should collaborate on the heaven stuff

[@stavik96]

I... I didn't realize the other guy was supposed to be Satan, it makes sense considering the red shirt and all but I honestly thought it was just God having a conversation with some random dude. xD

[@Wawagirl17]

@@stavik96 That's okay, lol. If not for Zach's other videos in which Satan is portrayed the same way, I might not make the connection either.

[@rrich_]

@@stavik96I thought it was j another Angel in heaven and ive watched soo many of his videos now, so don’t worry abt it 😭

[@Abyss777]

as an aspiring author this is exactly how my convo goes with my sister and I discussing worst possible ways to torment my characters. absoluetly love it!

[@aaliyahkishore246]

Are you an aspiring author who is hoping to write a new york times bestseller or something and going to college to study literature or an aspiring author as in a Wattpad writer who writes fanfics of good looking serial killers? Just asking, I'd like to read something of yours.

[@sleekyissleepy]

Same lmao

[@lukelambert78]

i think you meant to say 'character depth'

[@eljefeamericano4308]

This also applies to families in The Sims.

[@Abyss777]

@@aaliyahkishore246 damn thats specific.. No Its not the first option cuz I plan on smth else for my career. writing is a hobby and I do use wattpad NOT for writing fanfics of anyone.. not good looking serial killers or any famous person out there. However, I do write for writing competetions n all to help me for getting a good uni and I enjoy writing anyways. Publishing a novel is something I would love to do and I am working on 3 - 4 stories at the moment (Not sure if they'll come out of drafts) I'm glad you're interested but all the stories I'm working on havn't made it out of drafts YET.

[@divindechild]

They say God has a plan. They never said it was a good plan.

[@jamesgarlick4573]

Everything God makes is good, he says so himself in Genesis!

[@tacoenjoyer8623]

@@jamesgarlick4573Everything I do is good. I wrote it down on a sticky note.

[@gamingcreatesworlddd2425]

Hmm​@@tacoenjoyer8623

[@cocobeans3742]

Omg I say this all the time

[@angryboi595]

@@jamesgarlick4573making diseases was not a good plan

[@hkayakh]

Me: *trying to stop one of God’s plan from happening * God: “Bro it’s a canon event”

[@zhcultivator]

exactly lol

[@WackyrDrago]

Me: nah, im gonna go do my own thing gets fucking smited to death

[@zachbondurant7203]

My wife would never have came to America if it Wasn't for Chinas one child policy, and I wouldn't have met her in Colorado if it weren't for my parents divorce. Truly an awesome plan, it was the only way my wonderful life could have been possible

[@compton_cranchy8922]

….

[@JamborHill]

Gods plan 😊

[@Cujobob]

What I love most about this line of thinking is that the plan being discussed required countless deaths for you to find a partner. This is why dating apps were invented.

[@watchpug5225]

I absolutley love the fact that the universe and causality here is so convoluted and complicated that "the only way that it makes sense without breaking the laws of physics" is to have a bunch of completely unrelated things take place and thousands people to die to make a chipotle dipping sauce. It honestly makes too much sense 😂😂

[@95rav]

That's pretty much the theme of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

[@JACKRIDERPLAYZ]

"And then Margaret gets hit by a BUS!!" 😂

[@jahcode6132]

The only religious and political satire I've seen that can rival Zach's is South Park. Always appreciate that removed perspective that kinda just pokes fun at everyone without taking a side. It reminds you that no matter what your religious and political affiliation may be to always enjoy life and not take yourself too seriously. Keep up the good work.

[@sixkicksfightertricks949]

South Park has a tendency to forcefully drag things on way too long and gets mind numbing; especially in the later seasons. Zach, darkmatter2525, and especially Mike Judge have much better comedic writing.

[@ZachStarHimself]

wow thank you! As a huge south park fan this made my day.

[@kristopherwilson506]

@@sixkicksfightertricks949 well it's hard to stay on top of the mountain for 20+ years

[@JimSebastianWhittembury]

Amen to that

[@darkdudironaji]

I wasn't sure how I felt about God's plan. But then I heard about the automatic laundry folder. Now I got to say his plan cannot come soon enough.

[@Trident_Gaming03]

I like how, on top of all the horrible things people think are in their favor, this also implies that none of us have free will

[@ixirion]

You can choose what to have for dinner. In most cases. But mostly no, we dont have :)

[@Fernando_Monroy]

I don’t think that’s what god’s plan is referring to, well not from this video and I don’t know what some in comments mean by god’s plan which is probably like in the video but what I mean by that is the end of times stuff, I’m not religious but I don’t think it’s that hard to understand the idea

[@s.m.g.2391]

Telling someone when sh*t happens that it’s all part of god plan is basically telling them that “It’s a canon event, bro.”

[@Dustyplastic73]

How is Zach’s part-time sketch comedy hustle better written than 95% of full-time youtube comics? He says the things we all think in the most hilarious way possible.

[@TheHighborn]

well we don't know how much he works on these scripts.

[@tc6818]

And better than 99% of SNL's content since before Zach hit puberty.

[@nothingness4068]

Even zach as a joke can make better stories then most professional movie makers right now

[@caelwilson]

Waking up to this and laughing so hard I nearly choke on my food is part of God's plan for sure

[@benshiotsu8553]

The iphone 16 would have never come out had you not choked

[@TunaHorns]

@@benshiotsu8553 And the iPhone 16 needs to come out so Michelle and Chris meet up while trying to get the last one in stock witch will make Michelle kill her father resulting in an nuclear war witch is necessary for the success of Martha and Nicolas in meeting at the cinema to watch Sharknado 7 and getting together.

[@theonebman7581]

Something something Chaos Theory can be a bitch sometimes! Now choke harder so that WW3 in 2028 is averted

[@sebastiandobek8866]

As a Christian, this is way too funny

[@NightShadow_digitalphotography]

As a Jew, I find this funny as well. Especially if you realize this is a very realistic and canon depiction of God.

[@a_person5853]

Lol ikr

[@otarisuxiashvili22]

urnt christian if ur not a catholic (sedevacantist) but even then hes literally blashpeming god and u think thats ok? which would make u heretic and excommunicated from church

[@Snowblind019]

@@otarisuxiashvili22 Catholics aren't Christians, everyone knows that, Catholics are pagans, the Bible does say to not worship a image and yet you worship so many of them and put saints who are humans above God in all things of your life, and you uphold Mary higher than Jesus and say shes a virgin, when the Bible CLEARLY says in Matthew 1:25.... You guys are not Christians, you're pagans who are mixing Christianity with paganism. Also learn to spell, I almost had a stroke reading your comment, your grammar and lack of punctuation and lack of a brain almost killed me.

[@Snowblind019]

@Otari Suziashvilli Wow, how fast were you at deleting your own comment dude, that must be record time, I guess Catholics do feel ashamed when being called out for being fake Christians

[@GLA888]

Satan being constantly confused and bamboozled by God in these skits kills me 😭😭

[@ayananis4862]

I love the God/Devil sketches thx for another one Zach!

[@lightpropulsionguy]

I know, I want to play the Devil for him, I think I'd make a good Devil, lol.

[@ayananis4862]

​@@lightpropulsionguy Only Zach can balance himself hence he is the only who can simentensoly be God and Devil

[@elttiks420]

god is really just the scriptwriter to one of those bad movies that make you slap your forehead and sigh comically loud every five minutes

[@dashvash5440]

Immediately thought of Jim Jeffries bit... "Religious people will forgive god for fucking anything. In their mind he does good things. Rainbows. Children’s laughter. Shit like that, right? But when he does bad things like hurricanes, aids, cancer, child molestation, then we just go ‘ah well… god works in mysterious ways’. What type of an excuse is that? What is mysterious about acting like a fucking asshole? That is like the least mysterious activity since the dawn of time!"

[@mynameissang]

I like to think the Sharknado producers are now sweating bullets because the pressure is on to really create a banger with 7

[@SPEEDYCOW789]

People like to say everything happens for a reason. Nobody ever said it was a good reason, lmao

[@gwblueberry]

I just said "I wish I wasn't subscribed to this guy so I could feel the satisfaction of subscribing again" but I was never subscribed so I got to do it for the first time today

[@00JC]

It’s funny how close Zach actually got to explaining how the plot works. I have a theory that God will save him very poetically. 😂

[@6th_Army]

"Explosive diarrhea while exchanging her wedding vows" Funniest thing from this legend.

[@seventeen777]

God definitely planned this video

[@MorbidGrizzly14]

Was just thinking about how God is awesome in your videos, then this drops, which further confirms God is a total bro who has a plan.

[@agargamer6759]

Wow, God does have a plan for us all!

[@s.m.g.2391]

It’s all part of the canon event, bro. - God

[@theidpboi6205]

Zac should honestly become a writer. He hits you in all the feels, man. My funny bone is in the ICU right now.

[@Solidier1]

When God has a plan... You gotta buy that Zach merch. 👍 But seriously go buy the merch.

[@neuralnetwork17]

Kim Kardashian for president - 2024 "Why does anybody even try?"

[@dancostello4872]

I'm religious but the concept of Satan being the sensitive & reasonable one in this dynamic is hilarious to me 🤣

[@ego5809]

Now I can see the whole universe with a new perspective 🙏😇

[@ForenzaAudio]

Thanks, Zach :) I was able to laugh about my mom's anniversary after it snuck up on me because of the first few sentences. Thank you for making this be much more sweeter than heartbreaking today ♥

[@austinwall3085]

So based on this, is life just God and Satan playing Sims?

[@subzero112]

as a Christian my answer is nah more like god and satan writing a movie script together

[@Onio_362]

God has a plan? Nah, he's playing a fucking game!

[@TaurielTheElf]

We need the full version of this!!

[@jw8160]

Too long. It won't fit on KZbin's servers. Also unless you are immortal you won't see the end since the full video lasts for eons. 😋 Zach was nice enough to edit it for us. 😋

[@shiaakatsuki7865]

I like how true this can be. Like, assuming that one's 'Fate' is actually predetermined, this must actually be what happened back then. I just love this weave of tangents, especially since it involves potentially millions of lives. Either way, well done. You're doing God's work out here.

[@earthboundisawsome]

This is like reverse engineering the butterfly effect to the point of being a fever dream

[@chromaticfox2553]

Thag merch plug at the end was insane, probably putting a mug on my Christmas wish list

[@Conta_Minated]

Even the universes with no life, there still somehow exists Sharknado 1-6.

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

Now I can tell myself that whenever something goes poorly for me, someone else is benefitting.

[@bucketofsunshine6366]

And aren't you glad you went through that horrible pain so that Kristen and Jasper could meet, fall in love, have 3 children, then Jasper falls off a cliff to die slowly on the rocks below, because the real plan was to meet Christopher at the grocery store in Kalamazoo, where she never would have gone if Jasper had been alive and you, a completely unrelated person, hadn’t suffered greatly? Gosh, God's plan really is something.

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

@@bucketofsunshine6366, yeah, congratulations to Christopher! We’ll throw a ghost party for him when he dies so that his step-son will be able to see that flamingo in Guatemala.

[@akir4979]

this is quite ridiculous but i get excited every time i see a god video because i love to show it to my parents. they think its hilarious

[@posadist681]

u have awesome parents

[@443MoneyTrees]

I’d like to imagine god writing Zach star himself writing about himself writing something. He’s like, “Oh yeah, I’ll include that recent talk I had with satan.”

[@lazyken6468]

God’s making canon events😂

[@sriramn1809]

People have free will Also god has a plan Use whichever suits the argument

[@julijajosifov7004]

When someone says "Everything happens for a reason" this is what i think

[@krensharwhite8363]

My girlfriend's aunt named Margaret (literally that name) just died 2 weeks ago (died in her sleep), and was a mother of 2. My GF didn't take it too well. She and her family are very christian. Me not so much. This video was weirdly on the nose... and I'm very tempted to send it to her. She'd probably break up with me. XD Edit: And I have an ex-gf named Caroline who's fate here I wouldn't be opposed to.

[@arithgutierrez]

God damn, yeah probably shouldnt send it but if you do itll be funny fir everyone not involved.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@arithgutierrezI mean depending on their sense of humor this could go over well. If it doesn’t well that’s just Zach God’s plan

[@clubedejurupari]

The math of universe and human relations are really complicated, so much fine tuning to get everything right at the end.

[@flamingsunshine]

Love these videos as always, they always brightens my day😊

[@oscarmarek7746]

You will never know how I got all these likes

[@DipUniversal]

I mean, that is biblically accurate god

[@nopenope6151]

i mean, who cares about russia, but boris and natasha love live, now that is important

[@ethannguyen2754]

Relatable

[@otarisuxiashvili22]

countries are nothing but collection of group of ppl or do u mean the nation state (gov) ? god cares about degenerate state of ... states he wants that state be united with his church .. catholic church

[@ZalamaTheDragonGod]

​@@otarisuxiashvili22 obviously he means the people, not the ones in charge of them

[@teknoclan]

Video only uploaded less than 10 minutes ago and already so many comments. Just proves how awesome this man's videos are.

[@Serhii_Diemientieiev]

The thing people don't realize is the plan is not always good

[@timtheskeptic1147]

Yeah, we all seen Game of Thrones.

[@nosajimiki5885]

The thing people don't realize is that the plan is not always good... for you...

[@DeathnoteBB]

Well if God exists, that’s a weird goal for God to have.

[@dudemantype]

Thanks to the tsunami in 2005 I managed to get an amazing discount on those limited edition chocolates which were coincidentally the favourite of this chick I got lucky with a month later, then broke up with and my rebound is now my wife.

[@redfatseal2407]

Bro took "it's a canon event" to the next level

[@ballermighty]

I can confirm this is exactly how it works.

[@michaelstaton1999]

If there was such a thing as a good God I don't think he would have allowed the first sharknado

[@Pixel_Forge_]

I like how they talk about events in both past and future tense

[@0ffic1alAarOn]

imagine going to a funeral for someone named Margret and then coming home to watch this.

[@RubySixx13]

You are a comedic genius. I love your videos, they make me smile even on my worst day.

[@Firnienarya]

Here when the video was 40 seconds old let's goooo!!!!!

[@tuckerbraswell1532]

Can we get an hour long version

[@shashanksam]

it's always been my goal to sit with The God and talk like that😍

[@idaniluz652]

If Kamila doesn't go through bureaucracy hell in order to get her food stamps, how would Brad and Zeke find out that they were gay for each other the entire time? There's absolutely no other way.

[@Nimboi]

I need to know the rest of this plotline

[@themoose123]

"Why was the maid at the family BBQ?" That was hilarious 🤣

[@m.s.9744]

I checked every conceivable universe; by hand😂😂😂

[@SomniiLinn]

That's how all writers come up with a plan aka plot

[@SonicFanBoy138]

God has the perfect plan. THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAN!

[@lykanaslupus]

100 main characters, 8,000,000,000+ expendable NPCs

[@valeriucb6497]

4:38 WHAT Me watching from Moldova...I had to double take 😂

[@NM-wy6yn]

MOLDOVA MENTIONED 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@valeriucb6497]

@@NM-wy6yn HELL YEAH

[@NM-wy6yn]

@@valeriucb6497 MOLDOVA #1

[@JorgeRamirez-ym2lj]

It took me a wile to figure out that the other character is the devil and he is advocating for the lesser evil each time, brilliant

[@jemmmorrison8608]

I needed this video in my life, thank you!

[@verenamarchiotto9291]

Still better plotlines than sims5 has coming, fantastic watch as expected

[@Nicolasgusso]

As always... God is a total bro XD

[@hydrashade1851]

"why was the maid at the family dinner?" "because she's part of the family!" based

[@jaidenkulawiec49]

This is some Final Destination shit right here

[@anonimanonim2710]

2:04 really makes sense for God, because He sees time much like doctor Manhattan, I think

[@EmerialynCodeVenice]

...I feel this SO MUCH as a writer 😂

[@bastian894]

god has canon events

[@johnmonk3979]

Damn dude not even 30 minutes fresh fairly early in the morning and near 1 k likes all ready! Ya earned this bub. Personally I love the satire

[@Accui-1]

I love how the devil is more sympathetic than god

[@DiaArtCreativity]

not me stopping by after reading a disturbingly dark Good Omens Fic, only to have God and Devil continue on and even name dropping me in it. I swear I haven't laughed this much in forever. It was just so perfectly timedxD

[@TexMeta]

If I don't order this merch, how else will the FedEx truck get close enough to run me over?

[@drinkmorecareless]

This explains so much.

[@dervakommtvonhinten517]

they always say god has a plan, they never say if god is a good planner....

[@Imaproshaman7]

Fanfiction writers on their way to write the weirdest stuff you've ever read. It's pretty crazy tbh. Yay for getting merch by the way! That's super cool.

[@the_CEO_of_foxes]

There's always a shark tornado movie💀

[@joshfactor1]

i know it's a joke but i actually kind of want to see what a sharknado seven would look like

[@NaudVanDalen]

Without WW2, people would still be wearing those weird toothbrush mustaches. Can't let that happen.

[@ryanfladung8490]

I can imagine the possibile conversation of" we have to kill all the bunnies on the earth so......skip.....so doom 7 is the best game of all time"

[@ReaIHuman]

Me arguing with my last 2 brain cell's on how to justify committing another genocide.

[@Iamnobody3s]

You have almost 500k sub and still haven't gotten cancelled congrats 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@dannysnow2934]

I love his explanation of the term all part of God's plan more than when the church uses it as an excuse

[@querp]

3:23 TOo-DOo Gods Plan! is like a pokemon saying its name 🤣

[@alienvisitor8393]

i started to realize every crazy event in history can be trace forward to these kind of rom-com moments in real life. i guess God does have a plan

[@johnchessant3012]

I hate it when people say "everything happens for a reason", ergo I love this skit

[@placeholderblankspace]

The second half of this feels like how the script of Everything Everywhere All At Once was written

[@amitgabay3721]

It's so nice that God spends time with his wayward son

[@brainybunny13]

Lol this is just like me playing sims. Same thiught process and everything. Being in control of life is really fun. 😂

[@mohamaddelkhah]

Awesome video as always. But still waiting for that episode where animals send a representative to convince god to use a less destructive alternative for Noah's flood.