when humans are EVIL

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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@keryannleroy5204
@keryannleroy5204 Ай бұрын
We once pulled the alt+F4 on a teacher. No one, be it us or the teacher, could fathom how he fell for it. He was an IT teacher, we were IT students... It was supposed to be an insider joke.
@AIHumanEquality
@AIHumanEquality Ай бұрын
Teachers are overworked and underpaid is likely how.
@hellothere-dc4ju
@hellothere-dc4ju Ай бұрын
i think he had a brain fart
@kiv3745
@kiv3745 Ай бұрын
honestly rip on whatever he was working on unsaved
@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323
@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 Ай бұрын
It's not as bad as the server admin that destroyed half the computers in the computer lab in school because I told him that "del *.*" Deleted the cache off the system and he ran it on all the PCs at once
@Aaronsucksatgaming
@Aaronsucksatgaming Ай бұрын
​@@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 you didn't, he didn't omg that's so horrably funny
@logocookiefan
@logocookiefan Ай бұрын
1:44 "Balls are SWINGIN'" I love Emkay quotes and randomly saying them to my friends without any context
@theominouspigeon
@theominouspigeon Ай бұрын
can't believe he has 3 small star-shaped balls
@baldxiao
@baldxiao Ай бұрын
​@@theominouspigeon is that A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
@theominouspigeon
@theominouspigeon Ай бұрын
​@@baldxiaono
@AnimateTheArts
@AnimateTheArts Ай бұрын
😭
@Logan_Bishop_YT
@Logan_Bishop_YT Ай бұрын
He's so fucking hilarious! 🤣
@WarneD1
@WarneD1 Ай бұрын
13:32 I would fill it with some red colored liquid soap, so they first would think it is watery ketchup but then when they try to wash it off they would realize it is actually soap.
@bluebunny2133
@bluebunny2133 Ай бұрын
And then they have to get more ☺
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Ай бұрын
They will never be able to trust anything ever again.
@bluebunny2133
@bluebunny2133 Ай бұрын
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 That’s the plan 😈😈😈
@Evelyn-c7w
@Evelyn-c7w Ай бұрын
Yeesh. I think everyone has a little S@t@n in them 😬
@ညေြိ့ငမ့မကတြာုကသ်မစျြြငိုချ့်ဆ
@ညေြိ့ငမ့မကတြာုကသ်မစျြြငိုချ့်ဆ 28 күн бұрын
I will be seen
@lilharm
@lilharm Ай бұрын
20:08 “wow, it sure was *nice* of you to give me that dollar” *annoyed sigh as you fish out another dollar* “wow, two dollars, you’re so generous, what a *nice* quality” and so on
@lilharm
@lilharm Ай бұрын
@@rascaltherascal very nice of you to point that out :)
Ай бұрын
​@@rascaltherascalHow *nice* of you to clarify.
@MaxineP-rime
@MaxineP-rime Ай бұрын
stop
@itsmewzie
@itsmewzie Ай бұрын
@@MaxineP-rimethat’s not _nice_
@MaxineP-rime
@MaxineP-rime Ай бұрын
@@itsmewzie *reluctantly gives you a dollar*
@francoislacombe9071
@francoislacombe9071 Ай бұрын
There are 8 billion people in the world. 65% of that is 5.2 billion. On average, someone would spend around 5 minutes a day sitting on a toilet to take shit. That's about 0.35% of a day dedicated to that activity, which means that about 18.2 million people are sitting on a toilet (or the local equivalent) at any given time.
@Tired_Town
@Tired_Town Ай бұрын
most interesting thing I've read today!
@normansablan8210
@normansablan8210 Ай бұрын
so i still get 5 billion people
@turtleburger200
@turtleburger200 Ай бұрын
No way it's only 5 minutes, I would expect at least 10
@theflamingprotogen6405
@theflamingprotogen6405 Ай бұрын
Nerd. Lol. My ass cannot be talking I'm in 10th grade and have precalculus.
@dragon_defeyes
@dragon_defeyes Ай бұрын
some shat themself while asking their crush out
@AtlasAbyssed
@AtlasAbyssed Ай бұрын
Does anyone else think Robin or Jack should do a collab with The Click?
@JadenLikesDucks
@JadenLikesDucks Ай бұрын
YES we need this
@judas_christ01
@judas_christ01 Ай бұрын
I certainly think so
@sand_eater101
@sand_eater101 Ай бұрын
OMG YES
@Joshlabs
@Joshlabs Ай бұрын
Yes
@Boicapof_Chronicles.
@Boicapof_Chronicles. Ай бұрын
Jack especially. The energy bouncing off eachother would be LEGENDARY
@elijoki99
@elijoki99 Ай бұрын
My one thing that I want for my funeral is that someone dresses up as the grim reaper. I've always wanted to dress up as one when I went to a funeral, but my mom wouldn't see the humor in it.
@TheGrimReaperXD
@TheGrimReaperXD Ай бұрын
That's me
@Greenious
@Greenious Ай бұрын
@@TheGrimReaperXDno way
@mr.e-ventfull7801
@mr.e-ventfull7801 Ай бұрын
Don't take this seriously, but you can always wait until someone's funeral is on halloween, then nobody could accuse you of being inconsiderate😅
@Dethneko
@Dethneko Ай бұрын
6:22 -- If you're on the toilet you won't shit yourself; the wish will wait until you pull up your pants, then you'll shit yourself.
@ZackShark1
@ZackShark1 Ай бұрын
Evil
@Leapyean
@Leapyean Ай бұрын
The Loonie Toon's "That's all folks" for the curtain draw would have my spirit double over laughing!
@frankhooper7871
@frankhooper7871 Ай бұрын
I want "I fell into a burnin' ring of fire" for mine
@Chupilandia2014
@Chupilandia2014 Ай бұрын
*Looney tunes
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx Ай бұрын
Easy way to remember that it's Looney _Tunes,_ not Looney Toons: the alternate name is Merry Melodies. Tunes, melodies, both kinds of music.
@anannoyance4807
@anannoyance4807 Ай бұрын
2:50 i think changing a programmer's code and replacing semi-colons with Greek question marks is more immediately evil, and lasts longer if you can remap the keybind for semicolon to said symbol.
@TheIdiotBrigadeArrives
@TheIdiotBrigadeArrives Ай бұрын
Oh my god this would be actual hell.
@webpombo7765
@webpombo7765 Ай бұрын
You'd need some sort of algorithm to do this automatically depending on the size of the code, you could be replacing semicolons for hours
@richardm6704
@richardm6704 Ай бұрын
@@webpombo7765 does your IDE not have a Refactor command?
@voidseeker4394
@voidseeker4394 Ай бұрын
​@@webpombo7765"find and replace" is our lord savior
@chezsammy
@chezsammy Ай бұрын
​@@webpombo7765%s/;/;/g
@--CHARLIE--
@--CHARLIE-- Ай бұрын
Chiller font is still one of my favorites. I also had an undertale oc named after that font (cause skeletons in Undertale are font based). I'd say it was cringey but I have no shame.
@_the-original
@_the-original Ай бұрын
thats very cool :D
@shadow_shine3578
@shadow_shine3578 Ай бұрын
Chiller as the name of an undertale skelebro is cool. It fits the font thing like you said. I think that's cooler than Ariel
@gur3478
@gur3478 Ай бұрын
I love that for you
@n_gaming38510
@n_gaming38510 Ай бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite undertale character, _Script 2_
@IndividualLaw
@IndividualLaw Ай бұрын
@@n_gaming38510Wingdings 2
@doopdedo
@doopdedo Ай бұрын
"I suspect they want to sin" TOOK ME OUT 😭
@Chaotic_Soul_
@Chaotic_Soul_ Ай бұрын
3:10 One very specific instance: a Halloween party. My friend’s Mom hosted and made such chocolates, but they were labeled. People knew they were gambling when they bit into one of these. He brought them to our DnD session, and whenever I went to have one I’d tear it in half, first
@RESTOREMADAMQUEENYOUCOWARDS
@RESTOREMADAMQUEENYOUCOWARDS 21 күн бұрын
I reported this video for nudity so that a youtube employee is forced to watch this masterpiece.
@da1syfr
@da1syfr 9 күн бұрын
Genius
@meiuta
@meiuta Ай бұрын
1:52 the chiller font brings back good memories. my sixteenth birthday, i made invitations, and i used that font as an edgy high schooler. it said "let's start a riot! mei's 16th birthday", in reference to the Three Days Grace song. ahhh simpler times...
@LIAM_PCK0L
@LIAM_PCK0L Ай бұрын
15:49 Roses are red, the sky can be pink I could have made this rhyme, but decided not to.
@ftjellies
@ftjellies Ай бұрын
Wishing for me, Praying for you, People must breath And I'm telling you you're doing it manually now
@da1syfr
@da1syfr 9 күн бұрын
​@@ftjellies bro whyyyy
@ftjellies
@ftjellies 9 күн бұрын
@@da1syfr lel
@Oceanus_Rex
@Oceanus_Rex Ай бұрын
Whether the weather be good, or whether the weather be bad. We'll weather the weather no matter the weather, whether it be good or be bad.
@Max-b5i2x
@Max-b5i2x Ай бұрын
NOO
@ChairEnjoyer1
@ChairEnjoyer1 Ай бұрын
Is this a quote from “The Phantom Tollbooth” or am I crazy
@RosesTeaAndASD
@RosesTeaAndASD Ай бұрын
Perfection👌 Oldie but a goodie.
@wizardsuth
@wizardsuth Ай бұрын
I wonder whether with westerly winds and wetter weather the wonderfully wakeful wethers will woefully withdraw wither they will.
@hellshand
@hellshand 9 күн бұрын
sounds like a limerick
@TheCraftyWitchUK
@TheCraftyWitchUK Ай бұрын
My best friend passed away and had requested “ding dong the witch is dead” we couldn’t help but smile at her joke (also the funeral was on Halloween)
@Stables_WCUE
@Stables_WCUE Ай бұрын
8:21 flagging this for nudity so a KZbin employee has to watch 20 minutes of EmKay
@BatJester
@BatJester Ай бұрын
5:36 POV: The Sims
@Dangerzone334ArchiveOfficial
@Dangerzone334ArchiveOfficial 28 күн бұрын
Thanks for the idea
@Swabitty
@Swabitty Ай бұрын
Hear me out What if someone surgically inserted a singular hair folicle inside of someone’s leg. So every time they move, or do anything really, they will feel an insane inner itch that they can’t ever scratch. And they would also feel mild, not huge ammount of pain every time they walk. The folicle would be so small, and so well hidden that any attempt of removing it would be basically impossible.
@airam1721
@airam1721 Ай бұрын
Why did you think of this. Are you ok? It seems too cruel and knowledgeable for someone sane and well-being
@Swabitty
@Swabitty Ай бұрын
@ couldn’t be feeling better.
@airam1721
@airam1721 Ай бұрын
@@Swabitty that "couldn't be feeling better" reminds me of that one "it's been 9 years, I hope everything is going well in your life!" "It couldn't have been going worse, Keith"
@Swabitty
@Swabitty Ай бұрын
@@airam1721 oh
@ZackShark1
@ZackShark1 Ай бұрын
I'm telling god
@alexx12545
@alexx12545 Ай бұрын
6:40 There are 8 billion people on the earth, are you implying that 10-25% of the population is on the toilet at a time..? If 65% of people were to be affected i'd say maybe 10 million people or so would be on the toilet, and that still feels like a lot.
@danieltojzan6869
@danieltojzan6869 Ай бұрын
12:40 Ketchup actually originally meant just sauce, so the bottle is probably old af
@AIHumanEquality
@AIHumanEquality Ай бұрын
@@danieltojzan6869 No catch up used to mean to reach something or someone.
@ihaunturcloset
@ihaunturcloset Ай бұрын
​@@AIHumanEqualitythey said ketchup, not catch up... 🙂
@AIHumanEquality
@AIHumanEquality Ай бұрын
@@ihaunturcloset Whoosh.
@Ryanthusar
@Ryanthusar Ай бұрын
Originally yes, however the words Ketchup and Sauce are still used today. In Australia for example we call Ketchup by the name Sauce. Ketchup is a word that got created imv within the US. Also, sauce are served hot, ketchup isnt.
@ihaunturcloset
@ihaunturcloset Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality 👏👏👏 nice joke, very funny.
@arandomperson6368
@arandomperson6368 Ай бұрын
9:08 At my grandma's funeral my grandpa had all of us throw fishing lures in her grave
@gurkenrick2351
@gurkenrick2351 Ай бұрын
6:28 you know what. Becoming an omnipotent and immortal. The Chaos would be immeasurably
@someguy15721
@someguy15721 Ай бұрын
Hear me out: a tv show about this idea. but instead its ALL of humanity. Storylines of people creating new species, and said species going to war, people creating magic, drama between people as someone cut another guys planet in half, that kinda shit
@AIHumanEquality
@AIHumanEquality Ай бұрын
If you're omnipotent there would be no such thing as chaos. You have to have relativity to invoke chaos.
@someguy15721
@someguy15721 Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality okay, so it wouldnt be chaotic for me to make a bright pink and cutesie, eldritch horror who needs to eat planets to survive, and is almost completely unkillable?
@AIHumanEquality
@AIHumanEquality Ай бұрын
​@@someguy15721No because you'd have made it on purpose. Chaos by its nature has to be unpredictable. An ordered madness is still ordered not chaos.
@infinityc2859
@infinityc2859 Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality I mean there are billions of other people with very different goals that are just as powerful, so...
@DESTROYER5753-1
@DESTROYER5753-1 Ай бұрын
8:31 Elton john- I'm still standing
@arca9e295
@arca9e295 Ай бұрын
19:16 think of how horrible it would be to have explosive mosquitoes
@Jumbo_dog1
@Jumbo_dog1 Ай бұрын
19:52 each time you need to sneeze, you have to pay a dollar in order to actually sneeze. Otherwise it doesn’t go away.
@anannoyance4807
@anannoyance4807 Ай бұрын
What does that mean for people in countries that don't use the dollar? Are we perpetually needing to sneeze?
@mo-s-
@mo-s- Ай бұрын
​@@anannoyance4807yes, *achoo* I am europ *achoo* ean and can confirm
@Asrieldreemurr283
@Asrieldreemurr283 Ай бұрын
@@anannoyance4807the exchange rate…?
@derekivey2289
@derekivey2289 Ай бұрын
6:57 65% is 5,200,000,000 so yeah probably a lot on the toilet
@Joseph-cg9hm
@Joseph-cg9hm Ай бұрын
Yeah but even if 1 billion were on the toilet then still half the world would shit themselves. I wonder what kind of news coverage that would get
@nin93feetfinder
@nin93feetfinder Ай бұрын
Are you illiterate? 65% of people shit themselves, many of which won't be on the toilet.
@mr.meowington8346
@mr.meowington8346 Ай бұрын
Another guy estimated that only about 10 million people on the toilet
@HarmonyMoonbeam024
@HarmonyMoonbeam024 Ай бұрын
17:41 I find this one quite hilarious because me and one of my friends were texting earlier, wishing minor inconveniences on my bestie's ex because he's a freakin' jerk face now (from the things she's described to me and as a psychology student, I suspect he may be a narcissist) and that was one of my wishes on him lol. Some others I said were "I hope every time he puts his clothes in the dryer, no matter how long he leaves them in they come out just every so slightly damp" "I hope every time he eats a piece of chocolate, it's always slightly melted and makes a sticky, sugary mess" "I hope every time he takes a shower, there's annoying air pockets in the shampoo pump" and "I hope every time he goes to sleep, he's always just a little too hot with the blankets on, but a little too cold with them off" 😂 As a very passive girlie, this is the most violence one can ever get out of me. Unless you offer to battle me in a stick fight. In that case I'ma absolutely destroy your knuckles
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx Ай бұрын
13:37 This is absolutely, without a doubt, the most evil thing in this video.
@Zebulization
@Zebulization Ай бұрын
Genies did exist... until someone wished that they didn't.
@Hhhh22222-w
@Hhhh22222-w 13 күн бұрын
omg you might be onto something
@Eeveeismypatronas
@Eeveeismypatronas 8 күн бұрын
🧞‍♂️: 😮
@TheMulberryShark
@TheMulberryShark 5 күн бұрын
Djinn did exist, until King Solomon . . .
@bbhiscrazybbhiscrazy4372
@bbhiscrazybbhiscrazy4372 Ай бұрын
0:20 it’s much like hippopotomonstrosesquippedailaphobia which is the fear of long words, but don’t worry it has a shorter version of which is sesquiladailaphobia
@kylezdancewicz7346
@kylezdancewicz7346 Ай бұрын
Or really most speech impediments. Lisp Rhotacism Lamdacism Stutter All include phonetic combinations especially hard for people with the condition to pronounce.
@nedhunter4444
@nedhunter4444 Ай бұрын
0:25 Fortunately for those who might otherwise have aibohphobia, aibohphobia does not actually exist afaik. There's a word for it, but iirc there are no actual diagnosed cases of it. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia, however, does exist I believe (hopefully I spelled it right; I typed it from memory). That's the fear of long words.
@bbhiscrazybbhiscrazy4372
@bbhiscrazybbhiscrazy4372 Ай бұрын
You almost got it correct there you accidentally swapped the I and the L in the dailaphobia part
@morganisapro8k
@morganisapro8k Ай бұрын
what does "afaik" and "iirc" mean? i have literally never heard those in my life lol
@ForgetfulBel
@ForgetfulBel Ай бұрын
@@morganisapro8k "Afaik" is "as far as I know" and "iirc" is "if I recall correctly."
@normansablan8210
@normansablan8210 Ай бұрын
@@ForgetfulBeliirc could also be more easily remembered as “if i remember correctly” as words most people are familiar with
@gurrrn1102
@gurrrn1102 Ай бұрын
Got to love these cringe made up words
@shannonhoward4792
@shannonhoward4792 Ай бұрын
13:45 PVZ 2 devs making the newest plant:
@jimwormmaster
@jimwormmaster Ай бұрын
1:31: This is why I'm glad that you can ask for a definition.
@alexstuf3
@alexstuf3 Ай бұрын
8:41 “Thats all folks!”
@Maya1_404
@Maya1_404 Ай бұрын
6:09 no, I’ve never done a single embarrassing thing While conscious enough to remember it :3
@TheSecretLover
@TheSecretLover Ай бұрын
10:33 Even less people understand that hawks would have a really hard time even taking a small dog. The biggest bird struggles to lift a four pound rabbit, they aren’t going to try their luck with something that can bite back.
@sakkikoyumikishi
@sakkikoyumikishi 29 күн бұрын
The one with Jerry and Robby is a social psych experiment where you give two groups an identical test, and in one group everyone has to answer it (so the distribution of time spent and results achieved is pretty normal), whereas in the other group only a small subset actually had to answer the test, with everyone else getting instructions like these to make it seem like the test was extremely easy. Turns out in the second scenario, people score *consistently* a lot lower than when just given the test normally
@JaidenGaming0550
@JaidenGaming0550 25 күн бұрын
7:23 "light hearted" mf this subreddit is supposed to be the opposite of light hearted
@SlayyyyKingId1ot
@SlayyyyKingId1ot Ай бұрын
"You need to commit to the goddamn bit!" (15:10) The most hardcore thing I've heard today.
@Alexmander304
@Alexmander304 8 күн бұрын
8:50 The song "I'm Still Standing"
@justenoughrandomness8989
@justenoughrandomness8989 Ай бұрын
3:30 that one cracked me up so much damn it's such an amazing one, ALL reminders of his injury in hilarious ways, how tf do you get such a silly idea man
@Ulquiorra575
@Ulquiorra575 Ай бұрын
17:30 "South Park - The fractured but whole" did that. there's a quest where you have to follow Cartman and he complains about how he hates escort missions because of how slow you are
@minecraftchest2
@minecraftchest2 Ай бұрын
20:19 the correct way to do it is the opposite it costs a dollar to be mean.
@YukiTheCat15
@YukiTheCat15 Ай бұрын
Selling someone's (fake) upper teeth is crazy
@Deegonbeefon
@Deegonbeefon Ай бұрын
4:26 what's wrong about this?
@Crimzon0
@Crimzon0 Ай бұрын
He put the coin with a screw in the wet concrete in a way that when the concrete hardens, it will be impossible to pick up the coin.
@CarnisonVoid
@CarnisonVoid Ай бұрын
​@@Crimzon0 oh my god...
@ethanjoy-h1u
@ethanjoy-h1u Ай бұрын
@@Crimzon0 EVIL
@Nightowlfamily
@Nightowlfamily Ай бұрын
@@Crimzon0 that is evil and genius at the same time
@e_jiuu
@e_jiuu Ай бұрын
Thank you for posting this; I was looking for the answer
@shalev550prod
@shalev550prod Ай бұрын
8:00 W orange peanut, i love this youtuber
@Ianmemer2011
@Ianmemer2011 Ай бұрын
17:23 Anne franks diary was published after she died
@minecraftchest2
@minecraftchest2 Ай бұрын
18:54 this reminds me of the directions test that just test how well you can follow directions.
@Owen_loves_Butters
@Owen_loves_Butters Ай бұрын
See, I was the kid that actually wasn't fooled but I did the things anyway because I was bored 😢
@FilipinoNoob69420
@FilipinoNoob69420 Ай бұрын
10:23 My parents forcing me who doesnt know these bridgs to go over these for "a memorable experience":
@OctyabrAprelya
@OctyabrAprelya Ай бұрын
For the wish I'd wish for half a ton of gold. 65% of the population get's also half a ton of gold, making the price of gold plummet. Now it's cheap as plastic. Pros: Now it can be used extensively for anything that requires electric contacts (gold doesn't rust) Pro Pros: "Let's return to the gold standard" weirdos get to eat sh_t now because it's worthless.
@SacabambaspisSacabambaspis
@SacabambaspisSacabambaspis 28 күн бұрын
12:56 For bonus points, fill it with watery mustard and ketchup! Boy will that be funny
@Just_a_gamer_that_posts_videos
@Just_a_gamer_that_posts_videos 6 сағат бұрын
4:18 I Will. I most certainly will. Thank you
@OxPolya
@OxPolya Ай бұрын
Wait wait wait the genie tv show idea is actually so fun 😅 (19:30)
@jsl151850b
@jsl151850b Ай бұрын
8:42 *'Merry-Go-Round Broken Down'. 'March of the Gladiators' is also correct.* 19:12 *"I wish I had 4 wishes!" {Genie wiggles his fingers as if creating a miracle.} "You have 3 wishes."*
@archived.channel-04t
@archived.channel-04t Ай бұрын
what
@WisteriAvis
@WisteriAvis Ай бұрын
I wish I had 5 wishes!
@KOSMOS1701A
@KOSMOS1701A Ай бұрын
3:43 is just job humor between work colleagues. If i broke a toe at work i would laugh if someone got me those.
@AZunon
@AZunon 11 күн бұрын
19:55 Every fast food chain has to have a reasonable $1 meal option.
@GoosifiedGDRL
@GoosifiedGDRL 25 күн бұрын
8:10 i just flagged this for nudity so a youtube employee has to watch 20 minutes of emkay
@CptGojira2439
@CptGojira2439 Ай бұрын
honestly, the guy selling the teeth has a point
@mintykiwi
@mintykiwi Ай бұрын
18:34 this would be a fun game ngl, i loved breaking big pieces of ice when i was a kid
@NotsilYmerej
@NotsilYmerej 15 күн бұрын
16:48 I will return the shopping cart to the cart return even if it’s not my own. Not necessarily out of the kindness of my heart, but because it pisses me off to high hell.
@Erthshade
@Erthshade Ай бұрын
"It costs nothing to be nice" "Well now it costs $1" Isn't that just late-stage capitalism?
@michaelgplayzz
@michaelgplayzz Ай бұрын
14:14 I would give them the mint for the joke but I would also put at least a hundred with it because of the help that it says they did
@Newpant
@Newpant 18 күн бұрын
16:56 you return the cart to make the person who puts the carts back’s job better
@malofox1650
@malofox1650 Ай бұрын
15:50 yeah, I don't think Satan would drive a jeep.
@malofox1650
@malofox1650 Ай бұрын
. If you scrolled all the way down here, your gay. OoOoOoOoOoHhHh ScArY!
@13Character5
@13Character5 Ай бұрын
2:29 the oldest trick in the book
@Ryanthusar
@Ryanthusar Ай бұрын
2:10 - You dont tell them Alt+F4 anymore, just tell them Ctrl+F4 will do it. If you dont know what it does, then I aint telling ya :)
@froggy8714
@froggy8714 Ай бұрын
I’ll say it, it closes the active tab or window
@Vyroniox
@Vyroniox 29 күн бұрын
Windows Key + L
@gregglesthemaker1024
@gregglesthemaker1024 Ай бұрын
3:25 One of my dad's friends actually did it. He made custom wrappers (Like quality street) as well.
@sierrajohnson717
@sierrajohnson717 Ай бұрын
The WOMP WOMP actually killed me lmao
@icrangirl
@icrangirl Ай бұрын
14:45 "This isn't real as we know." If memory serves, this was real as one of several programs or interfaces that was made for the sake of being as infuriating/annoying as possible as a massive fun joke. I wish I could remember what the others were, and I'm praying I'm not just making this shit up, I swear I remember this being a thing.
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Ай бұрын
If I saw a headjar I'd go "Wait what. Oh cool, how? Huh, neat. Shame it's not real.". And then I'd steal the idea.
@OneStup1dN00b
@OneStup1dN00b Күн бұрын
12:05 i had to pause to notice the vapes 💀
@kingmasterlord
@kingmasterlord Ай бұрын
0:58 Blastin' Berry Cherry koolaid made for an excellent April Fool's prank
@botatobotato123
@botatobotato123 Ай бұрын
“so im selling her upper teeth” 😭
@NoobieLovesGdCologne
@NoobieLovesGdCologne Ай бұрын
Marker found
@lakitugaming8385
@lakitugaming8385 Ай бұрын
I have revoked your upper teeth privileges
@Megumi-kp4br
@Megumi-kp4br Ай бұрын
Marker bfdi :)
@botatobotato123
@botatobotato123 Ай бұрын
@Megumi-kp4br Airy one :)
@Puddle_Bug
@Puddle_Bug 29 күн бұрын
Hi pin from the hit object show bfdi !!
@TheBiggerDigger
@TheBiggerDigger 16 күн бұрын
6:38 on average, 83,220,000 people are on the throne at any given time. Your average person spends 300 days on the toilet. 75*365=27375 So you spend 300/27375 of you life on a toilet or 0.01095 So 7.6 billion*0.01095= 83,220,000 people are sitting on the porcelain as you are reading.
@SuperLlama42
@SuperLlama42 Ай бұрын
I keep finding myself returning shopping carts that aren't even mine. That or I check to make sure they aren't soaking wet from being outside or have a bad wheel and then use them myself
@darkserpent7191
@darkserpent7191 Ай бұрын
20:28 doesn't work anyways because it's change the price. kindness doesn't have a price placed on it, so there is no price for being nice that can be changed to $1💀
@neutral6234
@neutral6234 Ай бұрын
3:17 "We've all heard the horror stories." (upbeat music playing in the background)
@nameless......................
@nameless...................... Ай бұрын
6:33 most wish granters are like the monkey's paw, so something vague enough to be different for each person but concise enough to not be able to be monkey's pawed something like "answers"
@ThisOldSkater
@ThisOldSkater Ай бұрын
15:05 Yeah, we just ollie them or skate around. Also...eyes that produce 3 dimensional images in our brains.
@GrifoStelle
@GrifoStelle Ай бұрын
Idk, I’ve seen some amazing 3d sidewalk art
@In-Fear
@In-Fear 22 күн бұрын
18:17 she’s saying what the person got tested for
@TWIG_wcue
@TWIG_wcue Ай бұрын
3:03 this happened to me once. It took my dumba at least 3 bites to realize it was not in fact green chocolate. Now I know I love brussels sprouts
@Dekkysaurus
@Dekkysaurus Ай бұрын
YAAASSS GIVE ME THE ROBIN! Just what I needed this saturday morning!
@Karagianis
@Karagianis Ай бұрын
16:48 This one doesn't work in the UK. We have Shopping trollys here, but they pretty much universally have coin opperated locks on them. When you put the trolly back it lets you take the coin back. So we do have something to gain here by returning them, a £1 coin.
@wizardsuth
@wizardsuth Ай бұрын
It's funny how some people see nothing wrong with stealing a shopping cart worth several hundred pounds but resent losing a one pound deposit enough to return it.
@robertlinke2666
@robertlinke2666 Ай бұрын
18:24 wow, that is actually not ok.
@Oniongerbil_6730
@Oniongerbil_6730 Ай бұрын
4:11 If the couple wants to make it. Akward for the third wheeler just. Make fully focused eye contact while doing it😂
@Potato_Animations
@Potato_Animations Ай бұрын
cuck chair!? REFERENCE!?
@Potato_Animations
@Potato_Animations Сағат бұрын
he made a jschlatt reference
@yeeterteeter3939
@yeeterteeter3939 19 күн бұрын
9:05 my grandpa died this this summer and we all went to see him one last time, and we were all making jokes, including my grandpa. It was sad, but the jokes made it better. He didn’t want us to see him and just be sad and mopey with him, he wanted us to be happy before he left. I can only remember one joke and that is: “That cribbage game is gonna take a while to un-tie” (she was tied with him in cribbage)
@FriendlyMan-bs8tn
@FriendlyMan-bs8tn Ай бұрын
11:21 put some red food coloring in there
@simply.ti14
@simply.ti14 Ай бұрын
You get the crown, you are welcome
@AlexAlex-ov9qe
@AlexAlex-ov9qe 23 күн бұрын
The sneeze thing is exactly what it feels like to try to hold back a specific facial tic for me.
@VWdabug
@VWdabug 22 күн бұрын
2:41 i use alt f4 to quickly leave stuff
@RGIF
@RGIF 17 күн бұрын
15:35 THAT second part of the joke IS EVIL
@HANAKINskywoker
@HANAKINskywoker Ай бұрын
5:51 god it's so relateble
@AtlasOnPaws89
@AtlasOnPaws89 28 күн бұрын
19:50 I would make all Kandi beads a dollar per package
@PhilomenaMerritt-e5e
@PhilomenaMerritt-e5e Ай бұрын
This soundtrack slaps, great choice!
@Kagtalso
@Kagtalso Ай бұрын
You pfp mildly reminds me of the lady at 7:53
@nara9404
@nara9404 Ай бұрын
6:11 yeah I do that sometimes. Makes me realize that cringe moments are not that memorable for others.
@callbettersaul
@callbettersaul Ай бұрын
4:26 I don't understand what's going on here.
@Mediocrecoder2
@Mediocrecoder2 27 күн бұрын
Me neither I was scrolling comments for an answer
@casuary98
@casuary98 Ай бұрын
11:11 My funeral will have two very special and obviously sad songs constantly playing: Kayava and Outskirt's Threat Music.
@JoeMama-sk4wg
@JoeMama-sk4wg Ай бұрын
6:58 straight up demon.
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