When it's 1865 and you have to free your slaves

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[@SinSayWu]

parody hits unbelievably different "Thought it was just a myth, now they're a full five fifths" is actually genius

[@hllblldlx]

i couldnt believe it when i first heard him say it. bro actually knows the lore. i think he needs an oscar for this performance

[@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid]

​@@hllblldlx "Knows the lore"? I'm not even American and I know this lmao, this is common knowledge

[@hllblldlx]

@@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid unfortune to say, but most people dont know anything about that part of american history, especially people my age.

[@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ]

why?

[@amirjalilian639]

Sorry to tell you this buddy but no it isn’t

[@realduck2]

"Land of the free but you can't own people" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@hanna4752]

realll

[@SkinnyEatWorld95]

That was exactly when I started laughing uncontrollably 😂

[@millo7295]

Land of the free but you have laws and taxes now

[@M-Z-E-U-J-HB]

​@@millo7295 nothing like the UK, unless you have the US national guard go to your house and bust out all of your windows because you didn't pay the window tax, or confiscating your TV because you dont have a TV License anymore 😂

[@allaware1971]

Never knew he was libertarian.

[@roazim]

guy1: yo the slaves are free guy2: really? no way! guy1: ikr, i was so tired of paying for them

[@treymoment]

Technically all slaves are free. Just abduct a baby and raise it to serve you, no harm no foul.

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

Made my day, thank you 😂😂😂

[@chefster]

Rumor has it he never printed that form

[@gameshift2020]

It was probably out of black ink

[@Kingeskong]

@@gameshift2020he would never make it in black ink

[@ShaikaShuriken]

@@Kingeskong bruh they're enslave him

[@Kingeskong]

@@ShaikaShuriken Ik it’s a joke have you heard of it

[@boring_content]

@@gameshift2020 he had black ink but he was out of magenta so his printer told him to go fuck himself

[@KavinKrishnaswamy]

That song was fire.

[@janpolansky9668]

What is the melody please.

[@Erizedd]

@@janpolansky9668 'A Whole New World' from Disney's Aladdin.

[@janpolansky9668]

@@Erizedd I thought i was Aladdin but i wasnt sure.

[@RP-mp4ow]

​@@janpolansky9668you...will NEVER be Aladdin!

[@janpolansky9668]

@@RP-mp4ow Fuck i wrote it wrong

[@DaFalconator]

The constant moans were hilarious

[@mentallydisturbedllama473]

I just simply have to agree. 😂

[@RichardBaran]

Sounds like my wife hahahah

[@chrisk6637]

​@@RichardBaranLol

[@Vompi840]

UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

[@timothyvenable3336]

It would be annoying if it wasn’t so hysterical 😂😂😂

[@Andy-jh2fs]

2:14 Holy crap, the comedic timing of "that's crazy we pulled that off" absolutely took me out 😂😂

[@dinoz2113]

Literally 🤣

[@planetbob6703]

It's a shame they lost that war😭 It wasn’t even about slavery! "Yeah? Then what was it about?!" Property. "What kind of property!?!" Farming Equipment.

[@realrickyshea]

That's so bad😆

[@ronyorobio7096]

That was dark. So were my ancestors. Nice joke. Really.

[@thomassmith6232]

Actually it was about unfair taxation.

[@nosajimiki5885]

@@thomassmith6232 Yes, but to elaborate on that, it was because the house, senate, and president were all majority Republican, and it was almost certain that the supreme court was going to turn over to majority Republican within the term of Lincoln. This effectively nullified the idea of checks and balances, and returned the South to the same state of Taxation without Representation that lead to the American Revolution. Throughout most of Lincoln's presidency and the Civil War, Lincoln said over and over that he had no intention of freeing the slaves and that slavery had nothing to do with the war. His original claim was that the war was about unity: that if the South were allowed to leave that it would leave America more vulnerable to the British trying to re-establish control (this is why the north was called the Union). The idea of freeing the slaves was a political move made more than 1/2 way into the war because Lincoln was losing popular support for the war; so, he used slavery as a claim of moral necessity to justify the immense loss of life the war had caused.

[@chilfang2422]

@@thomassmith6232 wrong war

[@toad_690]

rare footage of zach's kitchen

[@BackupChannel-nq6fg]

Idk why but I feel like this comment deserves the nearly 500 likes

[@toad_690]

@@BackupChannel-nq6fg ikr

[@peterg76yt]

Printing in 1865 was actually a lot harder than it sounds.

[@Baked42L0ng]

“Why didn’t the slaves fight for us” “Some did” “Thats crazy we pulled that off” bruhe this caught me hard 😂

[@anonimanonim2710]

"It's like the government enslaved my profit margins" That's just taxes lol

[@Jebu911]

at least income tax wasnt invented yet so pretty much they werent paying shit.

[@maximodubs4189]

@@Jebu911 It should've stayed that way

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

@@maximodubs4189 taxes literally exist to fund everything you do XD. know all that plot of land where your stores for food clothing and everything else. yeah they wouldn't exist without taxes. stating the obvious aside. they have not been using them all that well so its like 90% of the money might as well be thrown in the trash.

[@pane0_018]

​@@jdogzerosilverblade299 Why wouldn't they?

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

@@pane0_018 greed. they still use it for what it is used for since if they don't the country grinds to a halt and everything crashes. but when so many stupid shit happens and is allowed to happen with tax payers money then its clearly used outside of what it is meant to be used for. for example funding morons like just stop oil and woke parades. 2 collosal problems. well just stop oil is more a nuisance but the woke crap is corrupting people and grooming kids. and we got the police defending them. i don't mean as in verbally I mean they protect them physically instead of actually enforcing the law. some of the people there are straight up naked and the police doesn't do anything. then you have the money that goes to hospitals that mutilate kids. so yeah that's 3 problems that are supported by the government and paid for by tax payer dollars. not to mention any of the other thousand of minor problems that keep stacking up.

[@awesomesquid2026]

“thought it was just a myth, now theyre a full 5/5” good reference lmao

[@bartolhrg7609]

What reference?

[@kygun8493]

the 3/5 compromise, population determined seats in congress (aka political power) and states w slaves wanted them to count. an amendment was passed counting each slave as 3/5 of a person until it was repealed years after the civil war @@bartolhrg7609

[@pinklove1924]

@@bartolhrg7609 this is reply made by @ineednochannelyoutube2651, they explain it perfectly, basically slaves was counted as 3/5 of a person "The US Constitution divides seats in the House of Representatives by the population of eligible voters of each state, but when the constitution was being written Southern Slaveholding states wanted slaves to count as population for the purposes of apportioning seats. The reasoning behind this was "I want to have more votes in congress". They compromised with northern states by saying that 3/5ths of "all other persons" would be counted. Exact quote. (they didn't want to write the word slave or slavery in the constitution) It's not a declaration that they were 3/5ths of a person, because that would have meant the south acknowledging they were people at all. It was a power grab that has come to reflect the founders deep hypocrisy on the issue of slavery, one that was tolerated in order to found the country."

[@㘭]

He misunderstood what "free the slaves" meant when he was voting. He thought it meant the price

[@griffin8er845]

You voted for free slaves: 😊 You realized you voted for *free* slaves: 🫥

[@yodaman8015]

Because we couldn’t figure out the joke..

[@ΠαναγιώτηςΧατζηπαναγιώτου-τ5ε]

Shut up, I didn't get it the the first time and he was helpful. You 're just being a PoS​@@yodaman8015

[@AWSOMzombie]

@@yodaman8015oh wow it's almost like not everyone is gonna understand that, ain't that just so crazy

[@definitely_not_Hirohito]

They didn't exactly vote for it

[@kevinduffy7383]

My wifes response to the animals showing up during the song: "Has anybody checked on him?"

[@theoreticalexercise]

Good details. In the beginning: "whats up JOHN" In the end: "ok im going to shoot Lincoln" John is John Wilkes Booth. 😭😭 And a FULL 5 FIFTHS!? 😭😭

[@roseJ96]

lol good catch. And honestly, given how petty John Wilkes Booth was, it checks out lol

[@TheRavenCoder]

Booth was not a plantation owner nor did he personally have any slaves.

[@theoreticalexercise]

@@TheRavenCoder cool story bro

[@aussieglizzy6998]

@@theoreticalexerciseIf that’s a story to you, I’m afraid of what you’ll call Cat in the Hat.

[@theoreticalexercise]

@@aussieglizzy6998 even cooler story bro

[@godofmilitaryarts7638]

"I'm gonna go shoot Lincoln" Holy shit,that plot twist came out of nowhere.

[@puppy0cam]

a musical was not quite what I envisioned, but fucking hilarious regardless.

[@HaleyMary]

I loved all the animals singing! 😂

[@joe_z]

0:49 I wish the "no you don't" in response to this anachronism was more like, "Income taxes don't exist yet, and won't be invented for another fifty years!"

[@boggless2771]

But still those w4s.... Hes gonna need a printer.😊

[@cathulionetharn5139]

I think Lincoln created a tax as a "temporary" solution to fund the civil war but not sure if it's the income tax

[@joe_z]

@@cathulionetharn5139 I was thinking more of the Sixteenth Amendment sort of income tax (where the amendment was ratified in 1913). Before that, the idea of a W-4 wouldn't really make sense. But true, technically there _was_ an income tax right about then, so you couldn't make that joke pedantically.

[@chaconneind3777]

It works because the video is an implicit satire of today’s America

[@gillipop1]

indeed does though

[@Soldfor62cents]

The neighbors hearing this go down 💀

[@recalcitrantpotato]

A great idea for the sequel

[@Soldfor62cents]

@@recalcitrantpotato well I meant both that and his neighbors hearing him record this video

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

Fun fact: They wouldn't hear it in the same order as us. They are wearing different shirts, and I really doubt he changed inbetween each line

[@izzo4231]

"Don't you dare pass civil rights " Holy shit lol I'm dying

[@cha_s16]

They're a full 5 fifths is nefarious work

[@jameswalker68]

I’m not American - can u explain the reference?

[@thisflyingpotato4227]

​@@jameswalker68 It was considered that a slave was worth only 3/5th of a man, if you ask me, I'd say that humor could pick cotton

[@SifArtorias]

​@@jameswalker68Sure, back during slavery there was some legislation passed that considered a slave as 3/5 of a person. You can probably find more context by searching it, I don't remember the exact details or terminology used.

[@karthiktirumala1773]

@@jameswalker68the US senate is based of population of each state. Southern states had less population than the north so they made every slave 3/5th of a person.

[@justineberlein5916]

​@@jameswalker68 Originally, slaves and Native Americans only counted as 3/5 of a person for the census. Though contrary to popular belief, it was actually the South that wanted them to count as full persons, not the North, because it was a really easy way of bolstering their numbers in the census for more representation

[@EvanRybak]

To be fair, printing out a form in 1865 was a lot harder

[@MaskedMenace-sb1qz]

the "NO...they CANT" "there ARE"😂😂 I love the pink hoodie guy in disbelief😂😂😂

[@jeromevaleska2014]

If they’re wearing a pink hoodie they’re anything but a guy.

[@Jupiter-T]

@@jeromevaleska2014 Do you have a problem... with a color? What makes it undesirable except that it's associated with women, and that means cooties?

[@LickurOnTop]

@@jeromevaleska2014what?

[@Ukaran]

@LickurOnTop He always wears pink clothes when playing a woman. So in this case, the pink one was the slaver's wife.

[@Jupiter-T]

@@jeromevaleska2014 My comments keep disappearing for some reason. But I replied to you asking if you had a problem with a pointless thing like a color.

[@Bogdan-ll3fp]

4:07 OH MY GOD IT ALL GOES FULL CIRCLE, THIS IS AWESOME

[@Bogdan-ll3fp]

Might be the most ive been dedicated to a cinematic universe ever, Im gonna make a flow chart

[@joebuckley2180]

"Now they're a full five fifths" killed me

[@JustinBlades-s2v]

Ironically, turns out the most effective argument for reinstating slavery involved a disney parody.

[@JaneAustenAteMyCat]

Huh?

[@CenoriaWoah]

@@JaneAustenAteMyCat He means the song in the video.

[@Ricocossa1]

​@CenoriaWoah yeah. Huh?

[@cameroonkendrick6312]

lol

[@Nik0st0s]

During the musical part, the animals joining in was the icing on the cake😂

The 10 year old behavior and the Snow White musical just made my Sunday. Thank you so much 😂 Singing with animals...Snow White...not that difficult to understand...

[@HellspawnAirsoft]

I didn’t know Snow White sang “A Whole New World” riding on a magic carpet? Wrong movie.

[@ambrosiusmalachai5403]

yo thats Aladdin ma dog

[@MaskedMenace-sb1qz]

why is this comment from 3 days ago if the video was posted 1 hour ago💀💀💀💀?

[@realrickyshea]

@@HellspawnAirsoft I think they said "Snow White" because of the animals singing along.

[@captainobvious8037]

That comment messed up my memory

[@Ninjago20009]

" I have to give to work because I haveto give up my slaves" had me balling

[@MyWorld-eb9oz]

It's unbelievable how many corporations would've acted exactly like this guy if they were around back then, especially when most of them are the bitches whining about it like it's still a problem.

[@justsomeitweeb]

This is exactly how they act whenever their workers try to form unions.

[@vijayendranvijay457]

Corps would act like that now if they could get slaves back instead of workers, some of which are exploited liked slaves these days anyway.

[@Mailed-Knight]

Many of them support China, they have slaves.

[@Mailed-Knight]

@@justsomeitweeb Nah they just kidnaped illegal immigrants.

[@DWargs]

And lots of them are still run by Democrats, oddly enough.

[@deadlypandaghost]

Point of order. Lincoln didn't win a single southern state. Ergo anyone who owned slaves literally couldn't have meaningfully voted any harder against Lincoln.

[@dudeistpreist5721]

1.9% of the population.

[@geisaune793]

I mean most southern states didn’t even put him on the ballot in 1860. And in 1864, the only elections that were held in the south at all were in Louisiana and Tennessee, and even then only because those two states had been effectively captured by the Union and were being governed by military governments. Those two states did technically vote for Lincoln in 1864 but I think they ended up throwing out their electoral votes anyway.

[@sneakdroids]

So unfortunate that he's not willing and able to print that form.

[@flabbetgaming]

zach spitting absolute FIRE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lukemeck]

Bro!!! That song literally came out of nowhere!!! What a great tune!

[@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken]

Better than anything disney has made for the past several years

[@Mailed-Knight]

I heard 'Inside Out 2' was good.

[@alexisdogbo7958]

Having this much of a hate boner for Disney content is wild😂 I mean, I don’t like most of their stuff either but comments like these are so weird. Also yeah, inside out 2 was good, but aside from that I’d agree if The Owl House didn’t exist

[@StJimmy765]

@@alexisdogbo7958 He has a point tho. Pixar is still its own entity, and shows like Owl House are more creator driven than their mainline movies. The plot of Wish has been rumored to have been written by AI, and nobody was surprised. Also, why tf is there a Moana remake less than 10 years after the original??

[@Mailed-Knight]

@@alexisdogbo7958 I don't think the hate is because of the content. I think its the attitude Disney has for the customers/fans/lower-classes. Disney has made movies people didn't like before but it wasn't until about 2012-2016 that they started being openly hostile to people. This is where (I think) that the 'hate boner' begun.

[@ExperienceAGiftOfGodAtLEVEL3]

Video suggestion, when your Arron Burr and Alexander Hamilton wants to write a 81 essays in a constitution in less then 6 months.

[@ElderSteak5]

This guy is the only guy who can make a video like this without being canceled. (Because people watch him for this content)

[@kerwinbrown4180]

But you don't have to feed and house your employees. There also this great model called company town where you get your employees in so much debt they are stuck paying interest to you for life. In addition it is planned to scale the idea to a national and then global level. Yes, it will be glorious.

[@0tosavage1969]

the animals nearly made me lose it, and the complaining was on point, looks like i will subscribe

[@dejinnthedjinn5311]

3:15 Man's so confused.

[@VanceOlson-j8m]

Erm that's a woman can't you see she's wearing pink 🤓☝️

[@sellotape06]

Ariel has been real quiet since this dropped *Aladdin

[@jeromevaleska2014]

Lincoln’s been real quiet since that gunshot.

[@asterix7912]

Disney needs to hire this man for their musical numbers

[@piccalillipit9211]

*FUN FACT* towards the end of slavery they realised that slaves were expensive property you DIDNT want damaging - so for the dangerous jobs they hired free workers on a daily basis, they way if they lost an arm it was THEIR problem and you had not devalued a slave's asset value...!!!

[@ibrahimbello5546]

Dumb maga

[@Lonewolf360gaming]

Bro is a top tier procrastinator

[@LaineyBug2020]

Uuuugggghhhh, I have to rewrite the lyrics to a Disney song from the perspective of slave owners and still make it a low key bangerrrrr......

[@m.s.9744]

WTF! Zach is f*king insane!! Laughed so hard during the song I don't know how the video ended. I have to go back and rewatch it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@YourUltimateStarGazer]

The discord has fire suggestions 🔥🔥🔥

[@Cashcorn]

Was not expecting that twist at the end

[@boluaygepong5920]

3:31 I want to see the retention graph for this skit 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@boomgirlbucko]

I love the reveal that he was the guy who shot Abraham

[@GarrettRabins]

"it's nothinggggg 😩"

[@EnderrNR100]

“Now there a full 5/5ths” that has got to be the best line in the entire script.

[@thebeesknies]

Bro made a song with the Madagascar movie cast 🤣

[@revengance4149]

that "be back by dinner" made me realize at the very end, that it was probably his wife he was talking to.

[@nathanhiestand7470]

That “what’s up John” takes on a whole new meaning at the end there 4:06 😭😭

[@asdads3948]

Holy shit we are evolving. Now he starts singing, what's next? Crazy dance moves?

[@julgercards]

A good sequel to this is John Wilkes Booth by wizards with guns. Really funny.

[@oliviertoublanc9146]

He doesn’t know there’s a free intern update

[@DeadMedia-vf4je]

Ugh but then he needs to print out the papers to hire them

[@martysmaps7411]

Crazy part is that freeing slaves actually helped a lot of plantations because they didn't have to pay their workers much, and their workers now expanded the consumer base meaning more people purchasing from plantations

[@bacoguy]

Republican Snowflakes is kinda hittin right on point these last couple years lol.

[@LiamBarnes-e1i]

You are aware republicans were against slavery right?

[@terryhintz3189]

@@LiamBarnes-e1i yeah.... but today's Republicans do suck.

[@bacoguy]

@@LiamBarnes-e1i Yes. Then the party change happened. Republicans became democrats, Democrats became Republicans. So to answer your question, Yes, I am well aware, that the current republicans we have today, are the descendants of racists, bigots, and slave owners.

[@acanada0]

I was ugly cackling the whole time and then "Now they're a full 5/5ths" made me almost choke on my breath. Well fuggin done Sir.

[@iamben42]

This is perfect because I’m literally learning about this is History this week.

[@user-fq7eh3jz7u]

Alvin the chipmunk cameo was unexpected ngl

[@Smallpriest]

You're telling me they went from 3/5 to 5/5? How did that happen, mitosis?

[@pineapplesaucedaboss]

Reminded me of how hilarious that joke you made about the 3/5ths compromise in another video to come full circle at 5 fifths.

[@carterferris07]

2nd part: When Wilkes Booth doesn’t show up for dinner

[@heinen345]

You really hit it off with those notes Zack!

[@danielfox4168]

0:18 Oh yeah, I forgot that the republicans used to be the progressive party.

[@maestrulgamer9695]

Back when being progressive actually meant something.

[@toppedtop5787]

​@@maestrulgamer9695 ehhhh, might wanna check when the Republicans stopped being progressive

[@pauls7154]

Naa, we’ve just always been the right party. Stood against slavery then, stood against racism, stand against abortion now, always stand for human rights. Never quit democrats just rebranded human rights abuses.

[@shaggyssandwich]

@@pauls7154 I'm not American, but I think Donald Trumps is the biggest reason why people dislike republicans. At least most of us Europeans find him undesirable as a president, which makes the whole party look bad. I don't know everything about the republican nor the democratic party, just that Kamala has presented herself a lot better than Trump...

[@danielfox4168]

@@shaggyssandwich Donald Trump and MAGA (Make America Great Again) are basically America’s UKIP. I wouldn’t call them exact parallels but they have a lot in common.

[@Hungry_God]

Hiring people are just slaves with extra steps XD

[@giblet9632]

Lmao i can only imagine the angle reading your video titles at the gates 😭. I hope they appreciate comedy

[@obiwankenobi8271]

That full fifths joke was amazing oh my goodness.

[@waltersoares4264]

Funny enough Adam Smith was saying: "slaves are more expensive than workers. You gotta feed AND take care of your slave, he can't just die because it would make a bad investment. But a worker, you just gotta pay enough to keep him fed"

[@a.j.6832]

I love to see you're still making videos man. I haven't watched this channel in years and to see this title just cracked me up

[@mentallydisturbedllama473]

I love that you're taking requests from people, super fun to see the ideas people write on the Discord show up on KZbin. [:

[@ytuser4562]

This feels like a weird dream you have right before a history exam and I’m all here for it

[@anthonyadams1325]

Took a big risk here dude. And it was hilarious😂😂😂

[@vengeance8298]

He really didn't but whatever you say.

[@Micah-pn6pd]

Hm

[@kenyasmith1995]

If you think this is a big risk, you should watch LongBeachGriiffy

[@justsomeitweeb]

What risk?

[@anthonyadams1325]

@@justsomeitweeb Think about the state of the world and how butt hurt people get about petty stuff

[@bellissimo4520]

"Why didn't we fight harder???" "You didn't fight - AT ALL!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Entomology314]

As someone who reads newspapers from the 1860s sometimes for fun, this is surprisingly accurate.

[@singular9]

Slave owners: "what if we make the slaves do even more of their own work, like think about where to get food, clothes, housing, and make them pay taxes, do their own paperwork, and heck, MAKE THEM TRAVEL TO WORK ON THEIR OWN" We are all just worse slaves. Just think about it....not only do you work, you have to work after work to be able to work.

[@otakuboy1570]

The fact that he never breaks eye contact with her the whole time while singing is weirdly impressive.

[@cameroonkendrick6312]

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have to pay them now”

[@Chihirosanwa]

"now theyre a full five fifths" had me dying that was amazing

[@whyamilikethis1998]

The singing animals were a delightful twist

[@star.wars_figures]

Thats the best Zach Star Video in a while 😂👍

[@OSTCarmine]

Love the commitment to the bit on that song

[@LoganverseS1]

The prequel to Washington and Lincoln in the ZSH Timeline

[@Ferdinand_VonAegir]

Still better than the live action Aladdin

[@SINGULARITY-k4r]

he deserves more views then he gets, hes actually hilarious!

[@AdwayBachchan]

When The Republicans were the ✨✨Snowflakes✨✨

[@RobertBlair]

Still are, you may have noticed

[@lightningleopard8877]

Hopefully you both know that it was the Democrats wanted to keep slaves and the Republicans freed them 😅

[@DexMythology]

​@@RobertBlair how so

[@hazyfeeling]

The history class i’m taking in college right now helped me understand the five/fifths joke and I have never appreciated education more.

[@ivanbluecool]

Zac: now I need to do stuff myself? Someone call jim

[@TBGames23BM]

The pink sweatshirt person’s reactions during that song was hilarious

[@sthdk7725]

Modern Slavery: Just print more USD and devalue your money then you will go back to work like nothing happened 😂

[@FB-ik1md]

-500 views -3,800 likes -math ain't mathing

[@TheRealCCall]

“So who will tend to my plantation now?” Illegal Immigrants:

[@homesteadgamer1257]

"Don't hold your breath but it gets way worse" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ShermanT.Potter]

3:56, is that a spider bite, or do you inject something? :D

[@blakebrown115]

Spider bite probably

[@TheGoldenApex]

Yeah exactly what I was thinking😂😂😂

[@Comicloverstudios]

That musical segment was hilarious 😂

[@Kasperbjerby]

Pretty sure there were no printer to you know, "print the form" 🤣

[@bl4life_]

Believe it or not, the first printing presses were invented in the medieval times.