When Joey Diaz dosed Tom Segura

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@tstclips3980
@tstclips3980 3 жыл бұрын
What would you do if Joey did this to you?
@ltenshu1354
@ltenshu1354 3 жыл бұрын
Ride the ride baby
@maize_thatsme
@maize_thatsme 3 жыл бұрын
Take a long walk in the woods
@dexterg90
@dexterg90 3 жыл бұрын
Just smile and laugh
@HaxelStranger
@HaxelStranger 3 жыл бұрын
Thank him
@MrSub132
@MrSub132 3 жыл бұрын
Take a baby xannax to take the edge off, tremendous!
@ELfabio5
@ELfabio5 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing better than joey Diaz’s stories are stories about Joey díaz
@adamturner8732
@adamturner8732 3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine him 20 years ago... my god
@lukefitzgerald2932
@lukefitzgerald2932 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamturner8732 20 years ago if he asked if you could keep up with him he'd have ya dead in a week with the stuff he was doing 🤣
@RenierRivas
@RenierRivas 3 жыл бұрын
THIS
@jeffbettencourt6263
@jeffbettencourt6263 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@nickkriebel1884
@nickkriebel1884 3 жыл бұрын
Facts😂😂
@ktothec24
@ktothec24 4 жыл бұрын
Segura got a sliver of what it’s felt like to be Lee syatt for the last 6 years
@MoroccosModernLifePSN
@MoroccosModernLifePSN 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh a sliver is an understatement lmao
@conorkelly4953
@conorkelly4953 3 жыл бұрын
Slither
@joshvanallen6265
@joshvanallen6265 3 жыл бұрын
@@conorkelly4953 slither? You got a snake or something bro?
@conorkelly4953
@conorkelly4953 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshvanallen6265 ssssssssssss
@jeffreycollins7297
@jeffreycollins7297 3 жыл бұрын
OMG did you see the episode with Luis J Gomez where he took a full 3Grams of the stars. Holy Moly!
@DarkLegonAir
@DarkLegonAir 3 жыл бұрын
“If you’re gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead”-Joey “Co Co” Diaz
@marcelocantillano4544
@marcelocantillano4544 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Ralphie May
@DarkLegonAir
@DarkLegonAir 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcelocantillano4544 Him and Joey, they were basically brothers
@bevin5488
@bevin5488 3 жыл бұрын
If you're gonna walk on ice might as well dance and one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel are joeys. The devil quote is ralphies
@feYslYa
@feYslYa 3 жыл бұрын
that is a great line though
@patrciaclemons8183
@patrciaclemons8183 2 жыл бұрын
If the devil ask to dance you better say never because a dance with the devil could last you forever
@xcesarxramosx
@xcesarxramosx 4 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@tylershockley4277
@tylershockley4277 4 жыл бұрын
Tremendous dawg
@ringlol
@ringlol 3 жыл бұрын
Read that in coco’s voice
@franknbeans2623
@franknbeans2623 3 жыл бұрын
Cocksucka
@mantistoboggan6053
@mantistoboggan6053 3 жыл бұрын
you know me dawg
@cryptokek6820
@cryptokek6820 3 жыл бұрын
like a docta
@Forenzikproductions
@Forenzikproductions 3 жыл бұрын
*That is such criminal logic* 😂😂😂Tom has such a way with words I swear lmao
@benitofranklyn4237
@benitofranklyn4237 3 жыл бұрын
Really? He literally just copied a sentence, didn't even make up his own expression. Also what Joey said was 100% true, but of course a square like Tom would never get that.
@Forenzikproductions
@Forenzikproductions 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s tremendous.” 😂
@eatass5627
@eatass5627 3 жыл бұрын
@@benitofranklyn4237 u hate ur life and it shows
@matty55890
@matty55890 3 жыл бұрын
@@benitofranklyn4237 L
@nicholascage9186
@nicholascage9186 3 жыл бұрын
@@benitofranklyn4237 homie heated
@Cody9603
@Cody9603 4 жыл бұрын
Tom's impersonation of Joey is funny as hell everytime
@TehUltimateSnake
@TehUltimateSnake 3 жыл бұрын
Better than Joe's XD
@capinuck2648
@capinuck2648 2 жыл бұрын
“Like a doctah”
@biguprochester
@biguprochester 4 жыл бұрын
Like a doctah
@dylonjackson8863
@dylonjackson8863 2 жыл бұрын
*HE TOOK THE FOOKIN ELEVATUH*
@jpeezie3192
@jpeezie3192 4 жыл бұрын
You good? You with your family? You home now? -So what’s the problem 🤷🏻‍♂️ LMFAO
@toolivekhii5607
@toolivekhii5607 3 жыл бұрын
This had me rolling cuz he not wrong 😂
@jeff-tq5qk
@jeff-tq5qk 3 жыл бұрын
Criminal logic.
@larryhoover2541
@larryhoover2541 3 жыл бұрын
@@toolivekhii5607 Hahaha good point, still kinda fucked up to do but when uncle Joey doses you, you gotta ride it out.
@clarencethomas01
@clarencethomas01 2 жыл бұрын
@@larryhoover2541 if the edibles induce psychosis there's about a 25% you'll get future episodes and be "riding it out" the rest of your life lol 😂 edibles can fk ppl up mentally, even just a bong made a person who'd never smoked have a psychotic break right in front of me. I still love weed but it is stronger than some people realize, especially on those with little tolerance
@cartman2dk
@cartman2dk 2 жыл бұрын
@@clarencethomas01 did you read that on facebook?
@aydomac
@aydomac 3 жыл бұрын
1:05 “I’m out of my mind I’m having a panic attack” way too relatable💀😂
@ImHeadshotSniper
@ImHeadshotSniper 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@j.i.b8466
@j.i.b8466 3 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@danalexander2149
@danalexander2149 3 жыл бұрын
“I reset you.” - Joey Diaz
@hahandroo
@hahandroo 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t ask to be resetted 😂
@T_P21
@T_P21 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure what I love more, Joey Diaz telling storie. Or people telling Joey Diaz stories
@HoldenMcRoin69
@HoldenMcRoin69 2 жыл бұрын
“That’s a dangerous friend right there, someone who thinks their right and has chemicals” 😂😂
@Joelontugs
@Joelontugs 3 жыл бұрын
If you think Joey Diaz would buy something that's 10mg you fell on your head lmao
@veryfrozen3271
@veryfrozen3271 3 жыл бұрын
Mg limit in califorina for recreational is 100mgs max. 100mgs is absolutely nothing and guaranteed to not effect me or joey diaz. Hed need to take least 15 or 20 to feel anything. Before we could buy 1000ms chocolate bars for cheap and those would last me about 2 or 3 days when i first started activly getting high of thc everyday. This was 2016
@jc9291
@jc9291 3 жыл бұрын
@@veryfrozen3271 I just don’t believe that. At least not from a dispensary. They aren’t legally allowed to sell anything more than 100mg thc total in a edible product. And any 1000mg edible off the street is no where near 1000mg. Go eat a half gram of 90% thc RSO and try to tell me that street edible hit you harder. LOL
@veryfrozen3271
@veryfrozen3271 3 жыл бұрын
@@jc9291 i get rso tables edibles 1000mg from my dispensary in California, takes me over 200 mgs to feel anything wtf are you talking about street edibles
@PRICEX
@PRICEX 3 жыл бұрын
@@jc9291 not defending that guy, but you used to be able to buy 1000mg chocolate bars. They recently capped it at 100mg total
@PyroNinja713
@PyroNinja713 3 жыл бұрын
@@PRICEX I'm in CO so I'm sure laws are at least a bit different, but I think you're talking recreational sales, while medical sales got a MUCH MUCH higher cap.
@SpadeAce
@SpadeAce 2 жыл бұрын
love his natural way of comedy. "I don't think that anyone approaches life like this." Fucking love it.
@LANGI902
@LANGI902 4 жыл бұрын
Baby Xanax 😅 only a matter of time until you hear that name in the rap charts
@larry557
@larry557 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ChrisJackle
@ChrisJackle 4 жыл бұрын
We unfortunately have Lil Xan already! Baby Xanax sounds much better!!!
@Sleepydill
@Sleepydill 4 жыл бұрын
I guarantee no one with that name will make it
@larry557
@larry557 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sleepydill nowadays, I wouldn’t be so surprised lol
@hydroggz
@hydroggz 4 жыл бұрын
Xanax already made it's wave through hip hop its not coming back
@hotlavamanjpg
@hotlavamanjpg 4 жыл бұрын
hearing this made me sweat “profuciously”
@jeffreycollins7297
@jeffreycollins7297 3 жыл бұрын
it's another one of HIS words. if you hear another guy say that in public, there's an 80% chance you found another member of the church.
@clownmoshpit2778
@clownmoshpit2778 3 жыл бұрын
Alright Dopesmoker
@thecarnivorecanoe5167
@thecarnivorecanoe5167 2 жыл бұрын
Profusely
@joeldukes303
@joeldukes303 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecarnivorecanoe5167 no
@txxvictorious4120
@txxvictorious4120 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecarnivorecanoe5167 no
@xix8165
@xix8165 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think anyone approaches life like this” 🤣🤣🤣
@MP-mz1vu
@MP-mz1vu 4 жыл бұрын
I know the window feeling lol weird when you get too high like you cannot comprehend your own consciousness
@raymondguzman5083
@raymondguzman5083 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo this is facts
@corbs3535
@corbs3535 3 жыл бұрын
can you comprehend it sober?
@MP-mz1vu
@MP-mz1vu 3 жыл бұрын
@@corbs3535 touché
@ryanblue2133
@ryanblue2133 3 жыл бұрын
"I reset you" 😂😂😂
@HDitzzDH
@HDitzzDH Ай бұрын
”You needed a reset” 😂
@finished6267
@finished6267 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that Uncle Joey found edibles. I really think they saved his life. Let's hope we get to have him around for another decade or two.
@natenate2280
@natenate2280 2 жыл бұрын
@KIKU talking a .5 with your edibles wont kill you tbh there are people on 2+ mg's a day as their daily dosage from a real doctor lol
@NickC-Ohio
@NickC-Ohio 2 жыл бұрын
@@natenate2280 yeah but that's as dangerous as taking opiates daily... & any physician expecting a user like Joey to be so continuously moderate is the same doctor who would prescribe opiates by the month for growing pains. Benzos are so dangerous.
@coreyrich420
@coreyrich420 2 жыл бұрын
@@natenate2280 and slowly killing them
@natenate2280
@natenate2280 2 жыл бұрын
@@coreyrich420 yes but you wonder overdose
@zheretxc
@zheretxc 2 жыл бұрын
@@coreyrich420 taking a xanax won’t kill you, abusing it and taking several a day everyday definitely will though
@FauxStalgia
@FauxStalgia 3 жыл бұрын
I love how his apology sounded more like a "hey, you didn't die or damage your family's emotions? So what's wrong?" Lmfao
@cecerojas3424
@cecerojas3424 4 жыл бұрын
I love joey diaz whenever he talks about his life
@hookandjet
@hookandjet 2 жыл бұрын
Joey is such a good father to all of his crazy kids: Tom, Burt, Joe, and Theo.
@KilyanAustin
@KilyanAustin Жыл бұрын
Burnt krishna
@fastmclaren71
@fastmclaren71 3 жыл бұрын
Just discovered Tom in 2021 and he has just become even more awesome.
@07serda
@07serda 4 жыл бұрын
To be FAIR...what close comedic friend of Joey’s is DUMB enough to take edibles from Diaz? Has Tom NEVER seen what he does to Lee?🤣
@joeelkmeatrogan3224
@joeelkmeatrogan3224 4 жыл бұрын
Lee is always dead XD he must have lived his life with edibles
@LShinn
@LShinn 3 жыл бұрын
"Did I tell you about the time I gave Lee 500mg?"
@Lvwl3ss
@Lvwl3ss 3 жыл бұрын
What do you think about what ari did to Bert ?
@07serda
@07serda 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lvwl3ss given bert’s known health status, his unknown mental well being during all this 2020 shit, the fact that he has a family, AND it’s a psychedelic that acts for hours that was a “deal breaker” IMO. Ari has no idea what it is to have kids and be responsible for their future after your death. This could have kill Bert literally, ended his career had he done/posted the wrong joke, or got someone hurt and put him in jail or got his kids taken. Even if unlikely, all were a possibility. You don’t take risks with a man’s family.
@LShinn
@LShinn 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lvwl3ss that was a piece of shit move. Highly illegal. Offer some, don't dose people. All because he was mad he had to do sober october. Just say I'm not doing it this year, and go about your day.
@climbingjohn
@climbingjohn 4 жыл бұрын
Time to see the devil, tom segura
@carfish
@carfish 2 жыл бұрын
Joey feeling guilty and asking about his family is hilarious 😂
@lobso123
@lobso123 3 жыл бұрын
All of joeys friends do great Joey impressions
@thomasbobinski4127
@thomasbobinski4127 3 жыл бұрын
"You needed a reset"😂😂
@alexdarren8432
@alexdarren8432 4 жыл бұрын
“So what’s the problem?” 😂😂😂
@zodinero2622
@zodinero2622 4 жыл бұрын
Bro I’m fucking dying 😂😂
@jordanasalvemini1465
@jordanasalvemini1465 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing him tell this story in his latest standup bit was actually f*cking hilarious
@Sal-si-puedes33
@Sal-si-puedes33 4 жыл бұрын
Tom on getting dosed: "Yeah totally not cool to put someone through something they didn't sign up for." Tom on YMH: "Anyways unsuspecting guest, here's a video of someone getting their head chopped off. Watch it while I laugh at your horrified reaction."
@DragonTigerBoss
@DragonTigerBoss 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, he should get his guests on waking nightmare levels of edibles, and THEN show them the heavy shit.
@georgegardner7091
@georgegardner7091 3 жыл бұрын
Show me where it spits
@Marklennon
@Marklennon 2 жыл бұрын
@Theo P there’s a market for it
@Evan-pt8nr
@Evan-pt8nr Жыл бұрын
A video last 5/10 minutes an edible trip can last a day of panic attacks if its heavy dose 🤣
@eddiebernays514
@eddiebernays514 3 жыл бұрын
i agree with joey. everyone needs to go over their limit every once in awhile.
@whatevervideos542635
@whatevervideos542635 2 жыл бұрын
You need to see the devil sometimes to ground you 😂
@SabbathPriest33
@SabbathPriest33 Жыл бұрын
@@whatevervideos542635 People from normal backgrounds just won’t understand that😂😂 going through some mentally challenging shit builds character. And like bro, it’s just weed. He’s not dosing people with LSD actually freaking them out.
@tylerlackey1175
@tylerlackey1175 Жыл бұрын
@@SabbathPriest33 you need therapy. Totally demented
@richp.1234
@richp.1234 3 жыл бұрын
I can't smoke or ingest weed any more. I had a few blissful years then the anxiety and introversion swooped in. Every time.
@DoughBoy45
@DoughBoy45 3 жыл бұрын
That happened to me but I took small hits of a 1 thc : 2 CBD ratio vape pen and now I rarely feel panic attacks
@richp.1234
@richp.1234 3 жыл бұрын
@@DoughBoy45 it's good that you can relate. It's the worst feeling. The last time I got stoned I spent the night in bed not wanting to see anything, mentally beating myself up about every last little thing I'd ever done, my insecurities. It was hell on earth.
@jodydolphin79
@jodydolphin79 3 жыл бұрын
@@richp.1234 that's awesome, maybe you should make some changes in your life.. weed is just telling you some truths about the real you..
@richp.1234
@richp.1234 3 жыл бұрын
@@jodydolphin79 Thank you for your wise words. Maybe you're right. It is definitely reflective of my mental state in adulthood. Insecurity, worry and a preoccupation with what other people think of me always come to the forefront of my mind when I'm stoned. I wasn't always like this.
@81ghale
@81ghale 3 жыл бұрын
@@richp.1234 exact same thing here my dude you ain’t alone in that. I stayed stoned for over 10 years with no issue, then what seemed like the next day it spun me out every time. Now anytime I try I stay in a constant state of dread with full body anxiety locked inside my own head afraid I’ll forget to breath or I’ll stop my own heart or some other dumb shit that makes no sense lol. It’s a horrible feeling for sure. 1 out of maybe 10 times I’ll have a decent experience. Total bummer.
@rictoectol9814
@rictoectol9814 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing that Joey can still get buzzed or stoned from Cannibus lets me know it’s still possible.
@SunG0D936
@SunG0D936 4 жыл бұрын
I ate 750mg of the Cali gold pen gummy bears and holyyyy shit. I couldn't stop thinking about death, my girlfriend was psychically sensing it and hugging me but also uncomfortable, I thought god had sent an asteroid because I figured out the meaning of life, the tv was talking to me directly, the bed was floating thru space and time at the end of all things. Amazing haha would do again
@TheBlackMambaa248
@TheBlackMambaa248 4 жыл бұрын
10/10 would recommend
@acedbridge5651
@acedbridge5651 4 жыл бұрын
Boy u tripping 😂
@Dabro1010
@Dabro1010 4 жыл бұрын
I think that's how the dinosaurs went out. Figured it all out so God had to asteroid them
@CptCupcake5
@CptCupcake5 4 жыл бұрын
You’re such a little bitch lmao
@jacksonwainwright5712
@jacksonwainwright5712 4 жыл бұрын
Such bullshit
@dustinlarkin8582
@dustinlarkin8582 3 жыл бұрын
He said "I'm out of my mind I'm having a panic attack right now" 😂
@tonyjenkins272
@tonyjenkins272 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey the Man!! 🔥🔥🔥
@hollarforadollar9244
@hollarforadollar9244 4 жыл бұрын
Classic Joey Diaz dosing. Wish I had a friend who keeps me on my toes
@guruj8827
@guruj8827 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@bigdicknigga3746
@bigdicknigga3746 3 жыл бұрын
Bill cosby
@JakesSoCal420
@JakesSoCal420 2 жыл бұрын
“Hippie speedball”😂😂😂😂😂
@kyleweaver1930
@kyleweaver1930 3 жыл бұрын
I can relate to that. My first time was like 75mg and I did not smoke much at all. Absolutely obliterated and still high for like 2 days. I couldn't believe it
@swamp-yankee
@swamp-yankee 2 жыл бұрын
Brutal. A friend’s grandmother and her friends who had never smoked pot decided to try edibles and when they asked the idiot stoner behind the counter about how many gummies to take and he said he usually eats 2 to mellow out and 4 when he wants to really feel it, so they started with 2 each each. Well, they were 25mg gummies & they ended up terrified and obliterated for days. One had her stomach pumped. I don’t know if he was being cruel or just negligent, but they’re never getting high again, and they warned their friends.
@thisismyrealname2860
@thisismyrealname2860 2 жыл бұрын
@@swamp-yankee I'd probably be tracking that guy down after hours, that's ridiculous
@SabbathPriest33
@SabbathPriest33 Жыл бұрын
@@thisismyrealname2860 That’s not the guys fault, they willingly took the drugs. That’s their own responsibility, I’m tired of grown adults trying to blame others for a decision they made. You took the drugs on your own, don’t blame the person you got them from. Have personal accountability for fucks sake.
@thisismyrealname2860
@thisismyrealname2860 Жыл бұрын
@@SabbathPriest33 i agree with personal accountability, that's why the douche should take some for selling an intoxicating product to elderly newbies without giving them a simple fast warning/explanation about dosages. If that old lady had walked into a bar and asked for a drink recommendation because she had never drank before, you should rightfully call the bartender a negligent asshole for telling her to chug a Long Island iced tea.
@213byron
@213byron 4 жыл бұрын
Hippie speedball 😂
@cameronbosshart1130
@cameronbosshart1130 4 жыл бұрын
Damn Tom's Diaz impression is on point
@FearlessJo
@FearlessJo 2 жыл бұрын
3:56 When tom said "so what's the problem", it sounded just like joey
@OptimusSatanas
@OptimusSatanas 3 жыл бұрын
Its 100% true about the vallum etc... with psychadelics! One of the best drug experience I have had was mushrooms and vallum.
@rthfalconer1306
@rthfalconer1306 2 жыл бұрын
Fellow cuban immigrant just like diaz here...I grew up with a bunch of hustlers just like Joey (but in Miami, not Jersey). Joey Diaz is the truth
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 3 жыл бұрын
It is actually pretty sad that Joey takes a lot of xanax. That is going to cause a lot of problems later on on top of the insane amount of weed. Just take a beta blocker instead. It reduces the fear response and doesn't destroy your CNS
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 2 жыл бұрын
@@LWLProductions oh lol xanax is definitely giving him more anxiety. Take that shit two days in a row and the third day you will feel awful
@bucknasty69
@bucknasty69 2 жыл бұрын
It’s sad to see him get off the blow and replace it with another drug.
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 2 жыл бұрын
@@bucknasty69 least weed is better to do often since it is safer. Cocaine obviously comes with so many demons.
@bucknasty69
@bucknasty69 2 жыл бұрын
@@XenoTravis It’s not the weed I’m worried about it’s the xanax. Benzos can mess you up.
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 2 жыл бұрын
@@bucknasty69 oh yeah that stuff gives you more anxiety than it helps. Doctors still give it out like candy.
@joeydiaz8548
@joeydiaz8548 3 жыл бұрын
Tremendous Edit: My name is literally Joey Diaz I found Joey Diaz by searching my name. Never looked back
@thomashartmann3466
@thomashartmann3466 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I give myself fucking panic attacks on the dialy
@armandking8326
@armandking8326 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly put Tom, Joey and a couple other comedians in a hangover type movie. Everyone's getting fucked up cause a Joey haha
@RyanFain7
@RyanFain7 3 жыл бұрын
"So whats the problem?" I started dying lol
@caynecartoons
@caynecartoons 3 жыл бұрын
everyone needs a friend like Joey Diaz
@jimmy2thymes916
@jimmy2thymes916 2 жыл бұрын
Diaz calling Tom to make sure his family was ok, then asking him what his fucking problem is. Priceless.
@Poonslayer42
@Poonslayer42 3 жыл бұрын
Nowhere near as bad as when Ari dosed bert with Molly
@johongo
@johongo 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno fam I’d rather be happy than anxious
@AliHussein-br4ye
@AliHussein-br4ye 3 жыл бұрын
@@johongo you're a weirdo 😂
@flavorytub
@flavorytub 3 жыл бұрын
@@AliHussein-br4ye its not that weird I live in nc and a lot of people do molly out here and only like 10% of them got addicted or had a bad time it’s only a bad time when you don’t expect it so let me be clear I am not defending ari I’m just saying it’s not weird to like molly there are plenty worse drugs you could do
@JimmyR83
@JimmyR83 3 жыл бұрын
Omg classic
@dragospahontu
@dragospahontu 2 жыл бұрын
@@johongo exactly
@jaysoddfutr1136
@jaysoddfutr1136 3 жыл бұрын
Bahaha I’m dying. “So what’s the problem??” “I reset ya.”
@rocketoil
@rocketoil 2 жыл бұрын
Ari: it's cool when they do it, it's a problem when I do it
@jeffbettencourt6263
@jeffbettencourt6263 9 ай бұрын
Oh please you’re gonna compare Molly with weed. Fuck outta here. Ari is a douche bag
@josev7417
@josev7417 2 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is like the hulk, instead of him saying the secret is I'm always angry. Joey says I'm always high as fuck 🤣🤣🤣
@discobiscuits4251
@discobiscuits4251 4 жыл бұрын
That really is the key, if you overload on edibles take a little benzo and you’ll be on your A game
@Christian-xo8hu
@Christian-xo8hu 3 жыл бұрын
Edibles are fucking awesome.
@natevandorn5952
@natevandorn5952 3 жыл бұрын
@@Christian-xo8hu until they aren’t
@fortafied
@fortafied 3 жыл бұрын
A day or two fuck I been missing out.
@tiktaktikka
@tiktaktikka 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda sad at Joey's age. Hope he lives a long life. Pill's hopefully at a minimum, hes a big dude and stuff takes a toll. At-least he does jiu jitsu
@toooes
@toooes 3 жыл бұрын
Being fat’ll take out the cardiovascular system before pharmaceuticals do any damage ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@IrLosin
@IrLosin 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the Exit route of the office is the Nurburgring.
@guccimane623
@guccimane623 4 жыл бұрын
I took a 100mg cheeba chew in Denver about 5 years ago. It was so small I thought whats the worst that could happen. 15 min later I became constipated because I didn’t shit right away and a freight train came barreling into my forehead. All day I was gone
@hassanalzaabi771
@hassanalzaabi771 4 жыл бұрын
Please Matt bring on Uncle Joey it would be tremendous
@robertocarvajal60
@robertocarvajal60 4 жыл бұрын
FUCKIN TREMENDOUS
@masterxXx77
@masterxXx77 3 жыл бұрын
Its like wolf of wall street lol 😆 him talking about what he takes in a day lol
@williamcole60
@williamcole60 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Jersey and have the joey tolerance
@jazmingutierrez861
@jazmingutierrez861 2 жыл бұрын
Joey is the cool uncle to every comedian I swear.
@convexsix
@convexsix 3 жыл бұрын
I took 100mg by accident once and had a shamanic experience in my bedroom for several hours. My eyes were laser pink and my thoughts were gibberish.
@jamiemoffatt50
@jamiemoffatt50 5 ай бұрын
Edibles don’t do anything at all to me. It sucks. Certain people have an enzyme from your liver that cancels it out. I’ve eaten 1000 mg with absolutely no effect.
@RhettJH
@RhettJH 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but nobody wants to compare this to Ari dosing Bert.
@eduardocalderon2413
@eduardocalderon2413 Жыл бұрын
UNCLE FUCKING JOEY 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@erikhuerta2759
@erikhuerta2759 2 жыл бұрын
I love how it annoyed him, but ultimately, it's water under the bridge and just another amusing story to tell on a pod lol.
@ayoitzgrillo
@ayoitzgrillo 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh I love hearing Joey bucket stories. What a legend
@213byron
@213byron 4 жыл бұрын
I almost broke my leg because I passed out on top of my leg and when I woke upI tried standing up I immediately fell to the ground
@caspertms8543
@caspertms8543 2 жыл бұрын
it's simply a tolerance. I stopped smoking for almost ten years. I recently started again and for the first few months I would get so loaded off a couple small hits that I had to steer clear of people for the first 30-60 min cuz my heart was beating so hard. now it's just a couple months later and I smoke 3 gram joints a day and barely get lit. I ate a 100mg Medible gummy all at once the other day and was feeling it so little that I was questioning if it was just placebo effect. after a few hours I said fuck it and proceeded to smoke a j and then smoked my other 2 later and barely got high.... so now each week on my off day I only smoke 1 time on that day (I'll do 2 days in a row like that if I can ).and that seems to reset my tolerance just enough to get a reasonably satisfying feeling from smoking...... also, yes I'm smoking the best dispensary bud you can get around here so please don't suggest it's the quality .😆
@buffjesus9386
@buffjesus9386 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao some people act like bud is gonna take them on the same trip as acid
@wxll5385
@wxll5385 3 жыл бұрын
They talking about edibles, I've had more anxiety attacks on edibles then shrooms or lucy.
@seangrabowski3142
@seangrabowski3142 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha exactly “dosed”? Hahaha dorks
@reinbronsgeest3777
@reinbronsgeest3777 Жыл бұрын
It’s a hippie speedball!!🤣🤣🤣
@jasonmoore3980
@jasonmoore3980 4 жыл бұрын
I wish edibles effected me that way. I’ve taken 500mg and never felt anything.
@WhoBoogaloo
@WhoBoogaloo 4 жыл бұрын
@The Fashion Cold Wars daywalkers! lol
@cousin_ryan
@cousin_ryan 4 жыл бұрын
bruh 😂 I ate a 500mg brownie once and thought I was dying
@MountMonty
@MountMonty 4 жыл бұрын
You may have gotten a bad batch. Try it again. Bring a seatbelt.
@jesuscamebackandyoumissedh599
@jesuscamebackandyoumissedh599 4 жыл бұрын
This might sound odd but if you ever wanna try it one last time take two or three tums with some water a minute before taking the actual edible. Edibles used to work on me just fine and then for about two years they didn't, tried this method on accident as I had eaten OJ and milk in the same meal. It works for me at least!
@brandenbran
@brandenbran 4 жыл бұрын
Some people’s biology is different and it won’t allow them to get high through eating weed. I have two friends like this who have tried them with me many times with no effect whatsoever, meanwhile on the same dose my eyes feel like they are melting out of my head
@DoggyDisk
@DoggyDisk 3 жыл бұрын
I can relate to that bathroom part of the story way too much.
@Andrew-wo7ng
@Andrew-wo7ng 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine why ari thought it was ok to drug Bert
@nathanieljames7462
@nathanieljames7462 Жыл бұрын
ari is not okay at all
@MauiWowieOwie
@MauiWowieOwie Жыл бұрын
ari is and always has been a piece of shit. that was just another big piece showing up.
@baulzzzzzzz2278
@baulzzzzzzz2278 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking love when Joey doses people it cracks me up, I love eddies 500mg full bodily eddies are the shit they hit so fucking good
@BurnedJello
@BurnedJello 3 жыл бұрын
Here's the difference between Uncle Joey and Ari. At least it wasn't Molly and he called to check up on you
@tonymuir4715
@tonymuir4715 3 жыл бұрын
And it wasnt in front of his kids either
@pocketgrim4942
@pocketgrim4942 2 жыл бұрын
How high you have to be to think you have to convince yourself to not jump out of a window is fuckin absurd lmaoooo
@fraudabiad637
@fraudabiad637 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Joey Diaz calls Owen Benjamin to check up on how hes doing, lmao
@800gaming-y2k
@800gaming-y2k 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 that is literally crazy criminal logic
@TheThepurpelstuff
@TheThepurpelstuff 4 жыл бұрын
Dam I’ve bin popin a Xan an smoking a hole blunt to the face an boom best chill relaxed mood ever, even till this day still my go to choice of vice’s
@fogh1886
@fogh1886 3 жыл бұрын
Stop the xans they ain’t good brotha
@TheThepurpelstuff
@TheThepurpelstuff 2 жыл бұрын
@Devon Hæbermän let me guess your a oxy fan smh 🤦‍♂️ good luck with that brother man
@choloeseguay
@choloeseguay 3 жыл бұрын
This shit is so fucking funny 😂
@oussamaokbi
@oussamaokbi 4 жыл бұрын
You smoke enough weed in your life you end up having a panic attack all the time so you get used to it :D
@dravensdraven4905
@dravensdraven4905 3 жыл бұрын
its like routine, u feel ur forehead go cold back start sweating heart starts pounding u just take a minute compose urself and everythings gravy
@Christian-xo8hu
@Christian-xo8hu 3 жыл бұрын
@@dravensdraven4905 HAHA RITE
@livingminimumwage6359
@livingminimumwage6359 3 жыл бұрын
The worst is forgetting how to breathe. Eventually it feels great beating the Devil.
@skyscraper908
@skyscraper908 3 жыл бұрын
Yea that's called tolerance
@Benw3790
@Benw3790 2 жыл бұрын
Taking a Xanax helps like crazy when you're too high. And it's actually not even dangerous.. anyways I used to be the biggest pot head ever. Never thought I'd stop, never thought it would affect me negatively. Long story short, I'm prescribed Xanax and I can only smoke weed if I take like a little bit extra of my Xanax. So every now and then ill take some extra Xanax and smoke and I love it. Don't freak out at all.
@EdwardAlcala
@EdwardAlcala 4 жыл бұрын
Of course the video talking about Joey Diaz has 30k in the channel and the others have less than 30 views
@billmckee8844
@billmckee8844 3 жыл бұрын
Tom you are my new favorite. Keep doing what you are doing. Crushing it.
@dylonjackson8863
@dylonjackson8863 2 жыл бұрын
Taking a bunch of edibles and then taking a xanny to curb the anxiety is actually genius. cut out the mind-rush and just let the body high make you melt ❤
@tdogg6117
@tdogg6117 Жыл бұрын
My problem was always that I take a little xanax and then all the sudden I ate 10 xanax
@DarkEpyon123
@DarkEpyon123 3 жыл бұрын
3:50 "But did you die?"
@emperorehryn2370
@emperorehryn2370 3 жыл бұрын
Joey seems like a funny dude and we all get a chuckle but if someone did that to you irl you'd get the police involved or never speak to the guy again. Insane
@XYLEAN594
@XYLEAN594 Жыл бұрын
That’s a bit extreme to take it to the police lmao that’s Karen shit. I would just have to whoop his ass real quick nothing extreme just a quick boo bop and a few smacks
@ramrod410g2
@ramrod410g2 3 жыл бұрын
Diaz; “Hey, everything alright?” Segura; “Yea I am now, THREE days later” 🤣😂🤣😂
@brayantgnomez6102
@brayantgnomez6102 3 жыл бұрын
I took 30mg for my first time and I felt like a recovering schizophrenic
@ekothesilent9456
@ekothesilent9456 2 жыл бұрын
I recommend 5-10 MG for a first time experience.
@brayantgnomez6102
@brayantgnomez6102 2 жыл бұрын
@@ekothesilent9456 yea im not smart
@fartsackjack7081
@fartsackjack7081 2 ай бұрын
HIPPY SPEEDBALL .....LMFAO
@lafondawilliams
@lafondawilliams 4 жыл бұрын
Lol 10mg to any stoner is nothing lol
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