When kids make YouTube accounts

[@shartboy666]

i've been watching george for years, and i've never seen him laugh as hard as he did at "quangus" 😭

[@risheeeesh512]

Then I suggest you watch the eboys reacting to allexx’s haircut

[@shartboy666]

@@risheeeesh512 ohmygod how did i forget that masterpiece 💀

[@dandelionsedyn]

that's what i was thinking, i havent heard him laught like that in ages lol

[@cym2605]

Time stamp ?

[@shartboy666]

@@cym2605 7:47

[@RNS_Aurelius]

On the "Society gets so offended" thing, there was a parable in ancient Egypt about a scholar and Thoth discussing how written word would make man lazy and they'd no longer remember things themselves as it would all be written down for them. I've heard similar discussions about kids on tablets these days. It's been the same discussion for literally thousands of years

[@clowntown1017]

That's pretty interesting lol But also just want to say one of the main arguments is that it leads to children having shorter attention spans due to the immediate gratification aspect of technology and games. Also another fun fact, having Google in our pocket can lead us to be more forgetful with a lack of a need to retain new information and stuff, and when we think, we're like exercising the pathways our brain uses to retrieve memories and when we don't exercise those pathways and just look things up on google instead, it can make either our long term memory or short term memory worse Sorry lol I just find that interesting :D

[@RNS_Aurelius]

@@clowntown1017 The first time I ever came to terms with this concept was talking about phone numbers. I've never really memorised a phone number other than my own but people of previous generations would remember their own, their partner's their work number, their kid's school, their friends. I never have because they've always been available to me

[@aycoded7840]

@@RNS_Aurelius My entire family seemed to know everyone's number in the past, but recently, they seem to not try and re-learn the new ones anymore.

[@tatiana4050]

"If people learn to read they will be to lazy to work and just read all day"

[@tatiana4050]

@@RNS_Aurelius but you probably know many things they don't. Even if useless things (like remembering numbers now is mostly useless). Like how many actors, you tubers etc. You can recognise.

[@definitely.natasha]

George is so right about people saying the new generation are "easily offended". Its total bs and it always comes from people who are the most easily offended. Like pierce morgan will call trans people "snowflakes" then he cries because greggs make a vegan sausage roll.

[@milkemoments1366]

I love when people say "society is easily offended" and turn around and cry like its the end of the world because someone thinks people of the same gender are pretty

[@speing]

real

[@starman9988]

Well we live in an age where people are obsessed with being gay. So being Homiphobic is a fast way to attract attention and have everyone be angry at you

[@Sam-yy6yw]

@@starman9988 who is obsessed with being gay lol

[@RG-rm6ih]

@@bobson_nfl8958 When was the last time you interacted with any girl 💀

[@silverdrag0n_]

@@bobson_nfl8958 you'd be the type of gay that calls himself a "gold star gay" just to feel superior to other gays

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

KZbinrs: grow their channel by uploading more videos and consistently The kid buying an ad with his parents' credit card: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you* Can't be mad at him, Jeremy Clarkson would be impressed of his frightening genius. Also, "I'm not Spanish honey no one is"...every Hispanic is having an existential crisis right now. Thanks for that

[@TSBJunkie]

"It's like if a man and woman had a baby" Also, kid legitimately thinks it's "firstable" and not "first of all"

[@Falaknn]

Had a VERY sour lollipop and burnt my taste buds off. George made me laugh so hard that it went numb. 😭

[@luffytaro5566]

@@JoeDoorVal Father :O

[@scottyb8392]

“Society is so easy to offend these days!” “Pronouns” “AAAAAAAAH-“

[@boredchild6631]

Personally I’m not offended or angry at pronouns they’re just silly and easy to troll people online with

[@silverdrag0n_]

literally this 💀

[@cynister7384]

@@boredchild6631 username checks out

[@akwala__]

@@boredchild6631 you use pronouns tho☠️

[@tatiana4050]

@@boredchild6631 literally everyone got pronouns. And get a life if trolling people is the highlight of your life.

[@rebekkaC98]

When you have been watching George for so long you can understand the fast paced laugh talking sentence 😂😂

[@scorchik11]

Ah yes poppy playtime, an unfinished game, is old school

[@jbombbay6429]

The homophobic stuff really confuses me.... as you mentioned I guess it may be the anonymity that the internet provides, but why do people feel the need to hate on people just because they're different in their sexual/romantic interests? It doesn't matter, we're all people. Sorry for being so serious lul

[@depecher6s311]

Some people that are unhappy with their own lives can’t stand the idea of other people being happy when they aren’t. They gotta try and bring everyone down rather than spreading the positive vibes

[@jbombbay6429]

@@depecher6s311 that’s a good point, I wish that people could just learn to let others be happy and pursue their own happiness as well. They aren’t mutually exclusive

[@alfect]

As someone who used to be like this at age 13 (I’m 16 now), its mainly because I thought it was funny because of shock value, we’d have battles in our school were one kid would say something bad & everyone would one up each other. Started with “that’s gay”, then progressed into regular use of the F slur, then the N Word. I supported the BNP for 1 year because I thought it made me cool, funny & edgy. This eventually ended with me having counter-terrorism police at my door because I was mocking Manchester Arena victims (including the youngest one). I’m now a 16 year old gay Labour member, grown quite a bit since 13.

[@Badookum]

its obv just young kids taking the piss, the fact that people take it so seriously is worrying

[@Arran05]

@@Badookum Videos that get 70 thousand likes and are filled with thousands of homophobic comments isnt just "kids taking the piss" anymore

[@hellome8647]

Watching George when you've had a shit day is amazing

[@judegibson]

i think george is secretly a four year old in disguise

[@samroach1665]

quangus

[@Dannyboy567]

He’s short enough for it

[@Jamal-xj1vk]

3:00 Too right There was a time where a woman showing knees would've been seen as sexual. Guns, gambling, "not promoting moral values" weren't allowed to be shown. Hays code Episodes of the Simpsons that were ground breaking back in the day aren't much today Society isn't more easily offended nowadays, the values society holds have just changed, and people are most thoughtful towards minorities and not being massive dicks to them

[@chlebi_]

This

[@Germ_f]

“You can’t be Spanish, no one is” Me turning into dust as I realise I don’t exist

[@Oodelally]

“Too young to be on KZbin” is personally my favourite Jamiroquai song

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"Drama: TikTok; Science: Coke and Mentos" You know we're truly living in a society...when Coke and Mentos has officially replaced Bill Nye the Science Guy for science class, and TikTok dances somehow counts as Drama. There's a reason we don't let our populace onto these platforms. It's for their own good. It's a repeated cycle that when a kid becomes a teen, they enter an edgy phase and hate on everyone else whether it's about their race or how they identify as.

[@fatyoshi1456]

I hate it when my coke and mentos become sentient and start teaching me about photosynthesis

[@soggusboggus4386]

this video basically summarises the state of the youtube shorts algorithm right now

[@lena6827]

I know they actually need to delete some of these shorts😭

[@jinxhex]

it’s like KZbin is trying to get me to do conversion therapy lmao

[@sabinastrash6813]

the last few ones killed me 💀

[@OrphanSlayer-f2x]

I was fighting my life

[@Taylor_slayss]

quangus

[@drenter477]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a GeorgeM video with kids requesting for KZbinrs to kill people with rocks, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but its weird its happened twice

[@treypenton8490]

I forgot to pick my step child up from primary school

[@MawDaws]

that sounds like something quandale dingle would say

[@HuMan-bEing132]

lmfao

[@officialvickyp]

Lmao

[@robocop7678]

That's like playing on another man's save and fucking it up

[@user-th5fd8bz2x]

Nice pfp, just screenshotted.

[@Th3_sent1nel]

“Society nowadays gets easily offended” people back in time were terrified when a woman did basic math

[@JAMESGamingLV2]

7:41 Plainrock124 videos are a goldmine when it comes to underage kids leaving comments

[@boogaloo76]

George spitting facts

[@YumföMapping]

George looks like if a human and a human had a baby and it was a human

[@arkumbral2146]

george says he isnt homophobic then turns into a middle schooler when furries get brought up for even a second

[@realseal_6252]

Furries aren't LGBT

[@ChloeLalonde]

oh piss off. being a furry is a hobby, not your identity

[@minecraftnerd2175]

Wtf is this take

[@Fantaiscool]

For good reason i dont like furries

[@RandomSwiftie13]

Furries were created by straight people who were mostly autistic, what connection are you trying to make here...

[@Blobber.t]

1:22 George is in denial. We know your secrets.

[@Fog799]

Hes not racist wtf

[@Blobber.t]

@@Fog799 you understand sarcasm right?

[@CyberTank2077]

@@Fog799 we know you are

[@oliversherman2414]

"Oh poor quangus" took me by surprise XD 😂

[@hooraw7760]

This is like the third time "can you make a vidio killing people with a rock" has come up on the channel and it gets him every time.

[@dandelionsedyn]

2:33 lmao im spanish and i get why they are so happy that "we don't exist", i would be happy as well.

[@mollytaft8167]

George your commentary is very much needed has a shitty day and came home to you uploading. Ty for making me smile

[@The_Red_Spy_TF2]

7:48 This going to restart the oh hell na spunch bop

[@jeffb-c]

GeorgeM spittin in this one

[@theone8602]

I really hope grooming allegations never come out against you in the future. I love your content , based take.

[@shartboy666]

this is such an ominous comment 😭

[@cynister7384]

@@shartboy666 I mean, a surprising amount of youtubers end up being outed for one thing or another so I'd say it's a fair concern.

[@theguythatasked6400]

It’s either cancer or pedophilia, that’s just how KZbin is

[@shartboy666]

@@cynister7384 true that

[@fartinfpooping8801]

you're scaring me 😔

[@McCool25]

most kids (like me) can be made fun of by their school when they made a channel, and they find out.

[@commanderwolffe1475]

If there’s anything I learnt from this video, stay away from tiktok

[@thegoodMeow]

As someone who is on Earth I can confirm that this is real

[@ellifsyaa]

5:01 these always go in my yt shorts, AGE DOES MATTER GIRLS CAN BE PEDOS

[@GoatDemonMan]

1:29 sure sure sure

[@countyfactswailuigi]

7:36 yhe thumbnail did not disappoint

[@bananabread4075]

Thank you George for correcting the Morons using gamer words incorrectly

[@facetioustimes6211]

Idk why quangus hit me 💀 Georges laugh is infectious

[@redswasted8624]

People who think no-one got offended back in the day have never seen an episode of Points of View

[@Brush421]

if that guy thinks you are an ancient gamer by playing fnaf, That must make people who play Halo CE, Devil May Cry to be like the Permian period, and if you ever touched Daggerfall it makes you an old eldritch god gamer

[@t_aikutsu]

can't believe he just ended the video after laughing at quangus 12/10

[@John__________.]

I was once a child like that

[@theclapyblapy5913]

Why Is quangus so funny man

[@evanmannion9103]

Yeah my FYP on tiktok has been thoroughly messed up as well, I got one where it was a slideshow with a racist song in the background and every slide was a black person getting hung on a tree by the KKK and it stayed up for at least like 3 or 4 days crazy stuff

[@Jakey4000]

I see NPCs so often working in pharmacy, it usually goes something like this: "Hello, my prescription should've been sent through for ..." "It doesn't seem to be here yet, I'll just double check... nope nothing, give your doctor a quick call to see if they've sent it yet." "Okay." Proceeds to stand there and look at us until we ask if there's anything else we can help with. ePrescriptions have made reading doctors words easier, but my God it's so common that they don't actually come through.

[@ravelnavarro9625]

george let out the ultra british accent at 5:05 🤣🤣

[@KingMagnaLegit]

when im an adult im definitely gonna be very strict with internet activity

[@cr_chain]

5:54 americans when asked to name countries other than the US

[@StenchSniffer]

Send your prays and regards to Quangus. He needs it.

[@nameymcnameface1834]

I assume firstable is either meant to be "first of all", or it's the prototype on which all other Dairylea Lunchables were based

[@alekawilly]

LOLL I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE AFTER "BABIES REACT TO ANDREW TATE" 😭😭😭

[@SeaYou22]

hi george i love ur videos can you do one with you killing alex with a rock :)

[@jpose3246]

❤❤ love you Memeulous keep doing what ur doing

[@kacinomura9706]

Ok but like this man actually spitting facts pop off

[@rubrown1397]

the only r/youngpeopleyoutube video that has a post that is featured in the video on the thumbnail

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

when i saw the quangus thing my mind went right to "have you ever heard of the tragedy of darth quangus the wise"

[@ellifsyaa]

4:52 LMAOOO W NAME

[@AxoTheGamer]

Huh

[@Baran_124]

1:22 It's the same on youtube shorts for some reason, I don't know why

[@Tombat19]

we stan quangus

[@SiameseLikesCake]

I leik eggs aswell mate

[@BigGymLad]

I appreciate it being exactly 8 minutes gotta get those midrolls lol

[@alistaircraig7849]

People who whine about the world/society getting too offended.. are themselves being offended by others being offended. Quantum offense.

[@sezuin_6577]

George forgetting about all the foreskin tiktoks

[@mood9751]

?????

[@jbombbay6429]

The what.

[@alexzamforce996]

"society gets easily offended nowadays" The fellers in the wild west shooting eachother cuz one of em said the others' hat looked like shit:

[@johno638]

Technically an npc is just a random set of people who you can occasionally encounter on the streets, who you can either flip off, or punch, or even throw a cup of tea at if you want, and they’ll just be forced to keep walking normally and to continue bumping into other people like nothing even happened to them or their day 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@hcwxx12]

NEW GEORGE M UPLOAD !!!!

[@managainsttime-g7v]

George, those "racist" videos on your FYP is what most people like to call "fedtok."

[@ellifsyaa]

1:17 SKYLER WHITE YO 😂

[@aguyjr]

I swear he makes these videos like once a year

[@ImBoredv4]

how is poppy playtime old-school 💀💀

[@SatchDoesThings]

duh george, trans people come from Transylvania

[@cianfahyduckett5278]

Bring back the Eboys plz

[@moai1358]

About the NPC thing, the weird kids at my school don't get called freaks or nerds or whatever, but they get called NPC's. I don't know if this is just my school, but it's really weird

[@Bespeon]

Trans is my favourite country

[@dallasthedirtbag]

2:20 best part is that I'm pretty sure the guy in that photo came out as bi lol

[@ghostcardsandcollectables]

So according to that meme I'm not a gamer as I have never played any of the games pictured

[@beth4692]

Wait they think huggy wuggy or whatever that blue thing is … is old school?

[@RM06029]

I just put 50 sleeping pills in my morning coffee !!🗣🗣🗣

[@gibbings5534]

good to see jorge using his fans in his videos for once

[@user-th5fd8bz2x]

jorge

[@Arran05]

jorge

[@recciezilla]

jorge

[@e.h.reynolds7488]

Jorge

[@sanguinebutch]

jorge

[@S0ME0N333]

2:12 I’m a criminal in 72 countries:3

[@blondregulusblack]

this is outdated info but congrats on being gay:3

[@Vy1ral]

Sameee

[@AxoTheGamer]

:p

[@Selickrip55]

If we Ban kids from the internet, you’d lose most of your views.

[@COMBATANT_LYNX]

people love to claim that "people these days are so offended by everything" and then how and whine about the lgbt community or something and as a queer person i find it hilarious like yes!!!! cry because i don't have a gender and like to kiss women!!!!

[@Liiiiita_Voices]

0:41 Bruh PPAP came out when I was 15 and now I'm 22 💀

[@Fog799]

your 9 years older than me lmao

[@Liiiiita_Voices]

@@Fog799 I'm 24 now lmaooo

[@T3AW]

3:57 I saw this short literally today

[@cr_chain]

Ur timestamp is too late

[@pforpastilles1627]

if i didnt have detention, i would have watched this when it came out

[@yungcell11]

fruit pastilles

[@ellsbellsbabyy]

1:23 i’m getting the same issue with youtube reels my algorithm is just. Broken. the first one recommended to me that’ll get me to click in the first place (bc let’s be honest i’d never touch the reels tab otherwise) will be to my taste but then when i scroll it’s either children too young for the internet doing something strange or like the worst people on earth being snarky, yaknow?

[@sp3lllz]

quangus got me good man litterly rko out of nowhere

[@ItsWazzza]

People that think Poppy playtime is old school haven’t been alive for more than 2 months

[@thomas-carlosciacca6115]

What if I go back to the past it won't be all a violent adventure of conquest, riches, women, and rainbows? Those slithers of the past lied to me 😭

[@slibiditanu]

7:26 how th is a 15 yr old 5 foot💀💀💀

[@shelbycynical4053]

poor quagus

[@hhgff778]

Dude there are so many cases when in the past people got executed for having an opinion, people are not more sensitive today, they are just as sensitive! Mfs in the past would crucify you for believing in a different religion lmao. In the past you had to be just as careful what you say as today.

[@benkinsey13]

Damn that's actually a really good point

[@NFFC_27]

2:25 that is not a chad moment

[@maxellpow123]

Why is George laughing at quangus though? He has been through a tough time ;(

[@cipher-virus]

3:06 it is the same amount of people people can just be louder on the internet I didn’t finish the video so I missed that part 3:24

[@dwarfnamedcake]

i love kids they’re so funny hahahaha