Pathetic Cringe

[@user-xd7dt6gr8l]

its ok one of the left coiled snails had an affair and now jeremy has 56 offspring and a wikipedia page (the 3 snails produced a grand total of 226 babies. not one of them inherited the left coiled mutation. as both an invertebrate focused zoologist and as someone who keeps and sells hundreds of bugs, i could not tell you why this left coiled snail mutation was deemed so important.)

[@GregLemons]

It’s important because…. Science???

[@user-xd7dt6gr8l]

@@GregLemons thats what i was thinking but like i can’t figure out what new information this would give us, we know a lot about how mutations work in different animals we don’t have the resources to do in depth research on each one so we choose the most important ones and instead of studying like gynandromorphic ants they were like woah usually the snail shell go one way but this one go the othre way we need to make them have sex why is jeremy like a celebrity why do people care about left coiled snails

[@pogpogpog7507]

@@user-xd7dt6gr8l fr. i think it's super cool but like. i don't quite understand why they got the funding to study these random snails when that funding could go towards just about anything else in the same field that would have more use.

[@wixaro76]

Man did this instead of homework

[@TheRealDarkSide830]

I read through the whole Wikipedia article and think there's a little too much "maybe this research will be useful" for me to wonder why this research was funded as well.

[@stebbo1988]

been feeling pretty down recently, now I know at least I'm not scraping the bottom of the barrel

[@vortexgaming7485]

The last one was a somewhat relatable situation to me and i thought I was taking it badly but I'm glad to know the way I'm feeling could be worse lol.

[@mrbean9554]

@@vortexgaming7485 yeah the situation itself is pretty common, but the guy wrote it out like a fucking movie script whilst simultaneously seeming as though he wanted to murder the boyfriend

[@The_big_prooooo]

Bro I feel awful like borderline depressed but same bro

[@xfreja]

@@vortexgaming7485 yeah but who the fuck talks and thinks like that

[@NoudlePipW]

Bottom of the barrel, eh? ... Yeah I just wanted to let you know The back of your head is ridiculous! What's your name delegate? OH Josh!? Oh damn. Hold up. That's a french ass name, *Josh* My little croissant A little cheese on my croissant Can I please receive the secret code that will intelephonically pass me through to you? Which means it'll be your beautiful ass number? Can I have it?

[@nether8968]

The first one is actually kinda sad. The guys fiancé died about a month before the wedding, so his friends pitched in, modeled a character after his wife, and had a wedding for him

[@screenedat0m]

Aw i wish they included that in the video then instead of changing the story. it’s not even cringe at that point, it’s just really depressing ): although the kissing lips was… an odd choice.

[@cheesecheese6459]

@@screenedat0m the poster wouldn’t include that because then yeah it wouldn’t fit the sub

[@MatecaCorp]

It’s sad and it makes me cringe Sad Cringe

[@AlsoFin]

its amazing how context changes things huh?

[@minnumseerrund]

@@AlsoFin it's amazing how unhealthy that is

[@grace3112]

“every time a porn convention comes around it is like christmas to me” - george memeulous 2022

[@pricey5863]

This comments funnier to me as i read it literally at the same time he said it in the video lmao

[@yeoldehotdog306]

3:42 - A good lesson for men (and women); not everyone is going to find you attractive. She thinks he's ugly, so instead of being in a pitty fest -- and the men in the comments of the original video who weren't even involved shitting on women as a whole become this guy got called ugly -- move on and find someone who is attracted to you. People live bringing up preferences but as soon as they're not the preference of someone they find attractive they act like a fool.

[@anguscsale12]

ikr, and it personally pained me seeing that guy grab the girls arm and bring her back.

[@arryhay]

the guy shouting at the girl with the sign ounds like he lives with his mothers and forces her to make him a buble bath with his rubber duck

[@RamóhanMercader97]

And isn’t trusted to look after the cat

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Nah bro

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Cartoons

[@Slenderslayer351]

@@RamóhanMercader97 Considering what he was defending, it's a good thing too... Probably thinks the cat will turn into a loli neko if he tries any clichè anime move to do so

[@millo7295]

Welcome to class Todays' lesson: The warning signs of zoophilia within another fellow human being

[@th0mai5]

George is really getting comfortable with cutting himself off at the end

[@jinxyjangle]

I DIDNT READ THE “OFF” I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE CUT HIMSELF

[@liaalexan224]

I like it tbh

[@jaclynjax8308]

I'm satisfied because *at least now* he reads the entirety of what he is reading. Until this year, George used to trail off reading and laugh at the very end instead of reading the rest of whatever he is reading. He'd read out every word EXCEPT for the last line and I'd have to rewind the video and read the rest to myself. That drove me mad! Lol

[@240hzGaming]

@@jinxyjangle Dramatic

[@ThatBritalian]

@@jinxyjangle n o b o d y c a r e s

[@JimboniumF]

6:21 Jesus christ imagine being the guy who replied that when Dream was literally tweeting about his friend dying.

[@Necr0manc3rr]

idk why they tried to scribble out dreams name too like wth

[@phatboi6650]

Dream Stans are different

[@Ms_Vylet]

@@Necr0manc3rr but not @dreamwastaken lmfao

[@potato1341]

For real tho, RIP techno. I miss the dude and it hurt when he died so an actual friend of his being asked to stream for some random guy's comfort is so fucking miserable.

[@helloitsme472]

@@potato1341 I remember seeing that tweet and losing my fucking mind literally was like... a couple hours after Techno's dad released the video and... yeah, shit was fucking insane. RIP Technoblade, will be missed

[@truebornseeker9767]

80% of sad cringe isn’t sad cringe, it’s just gross or creepy men harassing women lol

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

It’s just simps being simps

[@yikeda2008]

welcome to the internet, how was your browse?

[@abzinhoo]

Oh

[@oksmatsed2755]

that’s seems cringe to me

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

@@nickevershedmusic8927 there’s a difference between being a simp and being a criminal

[@rexana_rexana]

Bro, what is it with these dudes and being DEVASTATED when a woman they like has a partner already. That's happened to me countless times where I'll FINALLY like someone and they're already taken. Do you know what I do? I say "okay, cheers to you" and keep looking forward! It's not that hard! If you build expectations for something you that is not for you to determine then you're going to be disappointed.

[@duobrando9143]

W comment

[@emstink]

Often that's his issue, he can never actually confess his interest to the woman, instead he lets it build up in his head - dreaming about being with her, this perfect woman that doesn't exist who'll attend his every need. It gets to the point where he project his own feelings onto this woman and believe she feels the same way too, even though she's giving every sign she's uninterested or uncomfortable. And then when she says she's already in a relationship, he feels like he's been cheated on. It's like a parasocial relationship. Speaking as someone who's had several of these devastated men suddenly go insane when one must inevitably bring up a boyfriend to get them to go away, because "I'm not interested" is taken as "I'm not interested _yet_ ". I once brought that I'd made shortbread for my partner's birthday, this guy went crazy, crying about how much we'd been through and how unfair it was that I had a boyfriend because he loved me and he "knew" I was into him too. I was like bruh, we just sit next to each other for neuroscience, you borrowed a pencil off me once and told me you hated my new haircut. For him, it had obviously been a really big thing, and it always makes you feel bad, but you can't kowtow to these guys because they're really not nice.

[@rexana_rexana]

@@emstink this is all very true. I've never been on the receiving end of that so while I don't know what that's like I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have been. These guys just can't make reasonable expectations for themselves can they? They go from one extreme to the other it's like; "she is my one and only and we're in love", or "all FEMOIDS suck and just want men who will abuse them!" Like... if they just chilled tf out they're so much more likely to find someone (as well as just don't be a misogynist, duh)

[@coldtaboo]

@@emstink literally this - guys who get into these parasocial relationships can’t handle it when the fake realities they’ve constructed in their heads come crumbling down. Then of course they either take it out on u or rant on the internet about the b*tch who led them on etc. Also holy shit the way the last guy whined “it’s not fucking fair” and simplified this woman’s likely loving relationship with her bf to him just being “in the right place at the right time” as if that is the only reason she’s dating him and not the OP. The ONLY reason.. like she’s the game being hunted by men and had her bf not shot her first, OP would have shot her and had her for himself (weird analogy but I couldn’t find any other way to describe it… he doesn’t seem to have any awareness that she might not want him even if she didn’t have a bf - it’s like he has the illusion that he wouldn’t be “once again forced to watch from the sidelines” if this other guy was out of the picture.. which kinda begs the question over whether he would repeatedly harass or try to force her into giving him what he thinks he deserves/is owed if she was single). Just the way he kept ranting in that paragraph talking about her like an object to be possessed that he didn’t quite reach in time just 🤢 jfc I had such a visceral reaction that I feel genuinely sick rn

[@FivePotter]

@@emstink wtf I'm sorry that happened to u these ppl need a reality check

[@coldtaboo]

Honestly torn between feeling sad and disgusted LMAOO 😭 some of these were so bad omg

[@heinzbeans1827]

I legit had to put my phone down and go outside for a bit after the post about the guy stealing the women's spoon

[@naosidin3726]

i cant believe this video only has 0 views very underrated

[@trapitao1210]

I don't get the issue with lolis, they're great for cooling down in the summer

[@The_big_prooooo]

Best comment

[@bigmanliam]

^ cringe user

[@anguscsale12]

@@bigmanliam fax

[@cheesecheese6459]

@@bigmanliam I think they mean like lollies which are what some British people call candy

[@bigmanliam]

@@cheesecheese6459 nah i meant wandering femboy

[@Eeveelien]

I love how Dream was censored in his tweet, but not in the tweet of the guy who replied to him. His @ is right there lol.

[@DominicMerc]

The guy marrying an anime girl is cause his gf died and they promised to get married so she made a program so they could because she was dying of something

[@millo7295]

More reasons to not spend time planning a damn wedding and spend time WITH YOUR LOVER

[@Mr.Average609]

7:39 surely this becomes a meme format it’s such a good one

[@MonoSDXC]

0:21 George the virgin is interested in marrying his favorite anime waifu

[@luthan1215]

“A rare left coiled snake” sorry George but to my knowledge I think that said snail😭. Keep this content going. Loving it💪

[@cha.6652]

George you made me miss my great great great grandads wife’s funeral

[@Rotubers]

waste of time anyway

[@cha.6652]

@@Rotubers when it comes to George memulous it is never

[@joeisgood1457]

i can relate

[@BlueEevee]

Good it would of been very boring

[@Daniel-oz6qu]

he will not be missed 🕊🕊🕊

[@ThePencilYT]

3:03 Is Literally Pierluigi Collina, The strictest referee of all time

[@bigman1163]

11:30 I get it, I'd guess it'd be pretty tough if you kept falling for a girl only to find out she's dating someone, and to have that happen again and again can be really rough, but then when you go on a relatively sexist rant and cry about it like a child on reddit I start to think that maybe you need some soul searching to say the least.

[@WWNbroadcasts]

2:11 dawg Elmer Fudd wilding out 😭

[@DecayShig]

I didn't expect the video to start off so strong

[@oliversherman2414]

When George has a video titled "Pathetic Cringe" it's likely to actually mean people being just plain creepy

[@tori-loo]

When I was in college, I made a group of new friends and one of the guys just one day randomly expressed his dying love for me on Messenger.. I had a boyfriend of about 3 years at this time.. He couldn't quite grasp the fact I just wasn't interested in him and that he must be ugly because I don't love him back 😂 he said it was a catch 22 (it wasn't but okay) 'the more I like you, the less you like me' I can't remember a lot of the conversation now but my main quote from it was 'my love for you is like the darkest abyss' very dramatic....college was a bit awkward after this lmao 😂 We got through the awkwardness and actually became friends after though haha, I just looked through our chat to find the actual quotes and some of the more recent chats (2018) are actually very sweet 😂 but I still need this thread to know these things

[@DarthAzabrush]

6:40 Something I found out recently from my (sadly no longer with us) total legend of a Grandad. The medication for those who have trouble swallowing only comes in the form of LARGE TABLETS. As he said "wots chuffin' point of that exactly?"

[@lowellp4603]

1:38 it’s still wrong even if it’s drawn!

[@ThatsWellSafeBruv]

He made a great response to it as well "Theyre still kids you nonce" completely correct

[@Candy-md1uk]

I read that the first dude can’t interact with his wife anymore since the software is no longer supported

[@chronicbrightside8757]

this joke is s-tier, i hope this becomes top comment

[@princier_7215]

XD

[@Candy-md1uk]

I’m not even joking he can’t talk to his wife anymore

[@chronicbrightside8757]

@@Candy-md1uk oh wow man. that just makes it even sadder/funnier.

[@treepotato9273]

oof

[@s.k4713]

These range from cringe to sad to borderline criminal.

[@mattevans2357]

can u imagine a dating app for flat earthers. it would be absolutely clowned on within 10 minutes

[@sausagesoda4090]

Top tip: talk to people and don’t think of the people that you don’t know

[@jamiemellor2871]

That dude who shouted at the sign fr sounded like the 'she said she was 12' dude 💀

[@wiredmind]

Oh god I thought I could be cringe as fuck sometimes but this is horrendous wow

[@cat_o_war531]

6:18 is about the Technoblade situation, then, everyone was looking for comfort because he just died from cancer and was an inspiration for millions. It's reasonable but certainly extremely weird and fucked up in a way

[@anguscsale12]

its not reasonable.

[@art3misx227]

The girl with the sign looks like she's gonna spark him out 😭😂 (and she probably would)

[@KindaMad958]

There's a quote I like (I don't remember the exact words): 'Once you start thinking every one else is crazy, that's when you have truly become the crazy one'. I think that fits with a lot of the people in internet cringe videos.

[@dyingscarlet]

Craziness is subjective in a lot of cases

[@terrariums.]

cool! an entire subreddit dedicated to george’s life! /j

[@Can_0_Worms]

@@UsernameWasGodDamnStolen chronically has no friends alert

[@terrariums.]

@@UsernameWasGodDamnStolen :(

[@Arran05]

@@UsernameWasGodDamnStolen you're chronically online for knowing what chronically online means

[@terrariums.]

@@UsernameWasGodDamnStolen nah it’s fine

[@electricitysandwich4166]

lmao

[@CrispyPratt]

This makes me feel so much better about never having had a relationship. These people are beyond sad

[@user-xd7dt6gr8l]

george has been to the gym for a couple months and thinks hes gonna open the airlock on a plane mid-flight

[@crazy922blade]

That one about the guy who’s girlfriend’s ex bursted through the door, kicked him out and he had to sit outside while they got busy just made me sad, it’s not even funny, how can you do this to someone?

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

I know somebody this happened to, it was his own house as well. He ended up marrying her.

[@Pxtent922]

POV: your looking for toxic comments about lolis

[@beerguy177]

George when is the next no context britain loved that series

[@knuji]

Pretty sure the guy at 1:30 is satire, voice and the joke itself match the host of the Buddhism Hotline incredibly well

[@hameland8690]

Imagine making a video that took you hours just for it to be on a title like this 💀

[@hvrryx5031]

What

[@patrickbateman1434]

?

[@dakotabest4874]

Do it better once.

[@user-xd7dt6gr8l]

sorry?

[@doeugh]

The reddit post about the guy who’s friends introduced him to his gf as a joke is actually not horrible. The friends were all assholes who expected OP to treat this girl like a piece of meat that they did, then years down the line started clowning him for being in a genuine relationship with her. And the girl didn’t know that she was introduced as a joke either (I think?). She was never serious w any of the friends and never told OP that she had slept with them bc she didn’t want him to think less of her (or smthn like that) and OP himself didn’t care abt her history. Overall, OP and the girl love eachother and are in a decent relationship and the friends suck and OPs cut them off

[@drsnova7313]

Aside from potential health issues, I can't say I ever cared about any of my partner's sexual history. Even before I became poly and this became extra irrelevant.

[@fimpy1143]

George should sign Jeremy up for tinder

[@CurtExplores]

This video was cut off quicker than my last relationship.

[@Alphoric]

A dating site for conspiracy theorists would be a great business venture

[@goawaybrisney]

6:10 *did a horrendous job hiding the identity of the person who tweeted "fuck cancer" cuz in the next tweet you can see the @ they were replying to LOL.* RIP Technoblade!

[@mrdoubleoo7827]

Memelous is the type of guy I'd avoid eye contact with at the bus stop great video, btw

[@BotheredNowUKAUDITS]

another absolute banger memoulous

[@rosethecat2930]

"where can you marry an anime girl?" George 2k22

[@asdatrollys8944]

2k22? Surely that’s just more effort than 2022 because you have to switch keyboards?

[@wilkokeepitonehundee5801]

@@asdatrollys8944 jesus christ this is the nittiest of nit picks

[@Cursedsloth-oi5nq]

these reaction videos are the only thing that makes me feel like i shouldn’t kms

[@angusbarlow6809]

Someone should definitely make a flat earth dating site for that poor lad

[@kuromikendall]

The more you love your decisions, the less you need others to love your decisions. ♡

[@-kye]

what

[@AW-kr9fl]

I’m still amazed at the fact flat earthers actually exist. The last guy was hilariously cringe 😂😂

[@hollycox164]

George’s uploads makes me happy

[@mr.foxasmg]

1:50 bro sounds like he's trying to imitate how a grandpa talks

[@w1nstonb1ack]

Yes George love your videos

[@harlancowley3505]

another banger upload from george memeulous what an amazing lad he is

[@connor1586]

Homestsr Runner getting real pissed off at that sign

[@joneyisbigfunny]

George laughs like jackmanifold and I’ve only now just clocked onto it

[@prodvino]

Excellent video George, keep it up.

[@AlbanyHermes]

If you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not like these people

[@mythhinx]

the first one isn't actually an anime girl - they made a vr version of the man's fiance that passed away months(?) before their wedding is what i read abt it

[@asdatrollys8944]

That’s actually far less creepy… still very weird and not at all going to help with the grieving process but still less pathetic than actually just an anime girl

[@MrHighRaw]

@@asdatrollys8944 No, it isn't less creepy. He's a VR necrophile instead. That's worse, not better.

[@theomacer3094]

Looking forward to the Netflix documentary about The Accordion Killer

[@dmbellum7312]

thank you to introducing me to those convention pics XD

[@L3epy]

6:10 I saw that comment and did research into it, they made an apology and even personally dm’d me apologizing. It’s insane apparently they got death threats and things in the end they deactivated their account.

[@chrisserna5763]

That guy on the plane is just getting divorced 😂

[@user-zp4ge3yp2o]

This is quite sad, these people are so broken.

[@katttgg]

George:*makes sad cringe video* George " that's sad"

[@parasite-b9604]

Could someone please explain the meaning of 6:30 to me, please? I am so confused.

[@zee-pk6tz]

this entire time i thought george had the pi symbol on his headphones

[@charlotteh7648]

this is my fav sub :) thanks george

[@infinitefun527]

she's just spitting facts. LOL

[@xeno043]

How are flat earth believers still a thing

[@htidpotatox]

Shut up...

[@yeslol9303]

People are stupid that’s just life lmao

[@asdatrollys8944]

@@yeslol9303 I think you miss spelled free thinking

[@asdatrollys8944]

@@yeslol9303 sorry I need to clarify that was a joke, I can’t physically let anyone think I’m that much of a spastic

[@woomykido9811]

OMG MEMEULOUS LEGIT MENTIONED SPLATOON AAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S MY FAVE GAME SERIES OMG I'M SCREAMING RN

[@dyingscarlet]

chill

[@evilgoose6768]

yooooo splatoon is my favourite game series too :D

[@lesbianbush]

@Just Seth bro they are completely different genres what are you smoking

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

Shite game

[@Ghostlyb0y]

GEORGE UR VIDS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST!!!

[@BlackestEyes709]

You looking fuwa fight? LMAO

[@evraet2649]

one guy who married an anime girl can't communicate with her any more due to a software update

[@mikedavies565]

why do you hate laotian people

[@NewestLatest]

@@mikedavies565twat

[@NewestLatest]

@@mikedavies565long live the Lao People’s Democratic Republic! The only landlocked country in Southwest Asia!

[@stinky_mustard]

George the most cringe thing was the fact that James Marriott watched Garfield he doesn't deserve it u do George 👑👑👑

[@JDFBR]

We’re all still waiting for part 2 of the inbetweeners video 😠😤

[@htidpotatox]

Allow it rudeboy, gods take a while producing good magic👏👏

[@FinnC-Bored]

2:45 George it’s when you can meet WWE wrestlers those two women are Naiomi and Sasha Banks

[@anders-krarup]

1:50 but in the lore there 2000 yr Old /s

[@KatastrophicNoodle]

They're also not real, just like all the other anime girls.

[@The_big_prooooo]

Creeps

[@soggybozo1515]

⁠@@KatastrophicNoodlebut it depicts children, which are real

[@KatastrophicNoodle]

@@soggybozo1515 It doesn't if it doesn't. Besides, anime people look nothing like real people. If you think that, that's a you problem not a loli problem. Drawings will never be real, sorry bud.

[@soggybozo1515]

@@KatastrophicNoodle whatever helps you cope with yourself ig

[@BreadTeleporter1968]

3:02 George memeulous face reveal

[@sidembleton3119]

Nice vid big stud George memeulous

[@robocop7678]

thanks you helped show that it can always be worse

[@Biggroundsley]

it is worse stupid

[@DeeGeeG]

Most of these are either just sad or cringe, I want both

[@snr1299]

“I’ll drown my sorrows in booze. Again” “lmao 0 upvotes”

[@dannycarlow8204]

Love how the last guy says that the other man was in the right place at the right time, uh, wasn't he in the same place at the same time? I think he meant to say the other man was the right guy in the same place at the same time. Poor guy.

[@itsjustdeanoShortz]

He turned on the fan so you couldn't hear me cry ahhh the pain

[@CooperTheGoosebumpsGuy]

Amen🎉 0:07

[@HeHeHawHaw69]

I don’t get the sign in 2:28 is it like a lollipop or something I don’t know about someone pls respond

[@KurtisHere_91]

A loli is a anime girl that looks like a child

[@KurtisHere_91]

A good example is Kanna Kamui, you can look it up don't worry it's nothing dirty

[@AxoTheGamer]

@@KurtisHere_91huh😊

[@KurtisHere_91]

@@AxoTheGamer what are saying "huh" to?

[@Moron_Makyze]

0:42 i think a SQUIP could help

[@that1badyoutuber117]

0:48 that's an old drawing of Lazlo and Nadja

[@mionsnojkorn]

6:26 Didn't saw that clip, but somebody I knew sent me clip doing the exact same thing, and it creeped the shit out of me- Thank god I don't have contact with them no more

[@millo7295]

Do NOT fetishize lolis They're supposed to be cute like a dog or a cat Fun fact: cat faces are used to draw most anime characters' faces

[@TomochiTheGreat]

hey its me peter griffin

[@CSSFruity]

Tifa Lockhart says: fetishising Lolis is pedophilia.

[@CartoDarko]

"Given the oppurtunity, wouldn't you?" No lmao I hate anime and I'm gay