very Stevie from Malcom in Middle. the suttle throwback neu-aunces really makes his content superior.
@reggiemoore7556 күн бұрын
Every breath takes everything he got
@sincityinfinity62556 күн бұрын
I thought the same thing
@PureDefenders6 күн бұрын
There's a dude I met on discord (so a friend of a friend) who I think is fat just by the fact that every single time he speaks, I can hear him take a deep breath
@ptolemeeselenion15426 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@AJ-lw6jf6 күн бұрын
U know ur life is bad when u hear “Gym membership on us” 😆😆
@AnointedVessel406 күн бұрын
I hollered 😂😂😂😂😂
@theonlybonsu6 күн бұрын
@@AnointedVessel40shiiiit….that will save me 420 euros here in the Netherlands in a year
@Galaxy-MediaX6 күн бұрын
Fr! 😂
@laiden256 күн бұрын
Time to gain weight for the free membership then.
@thalmoragent93446 күн бұрын
Damn 😅
@danielsdimension20036 күн бұрын
"You don't need to be interviewed to lose weight." 😂
@akaishadouglas82596 күн бұрын
😂 gym membership on us.
@ptolemeeselenion15426 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@Takeoff_first_duvalКүн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 shit took me out
@tyb_caway6 күн бұрын
“you’re not skinny enough to ask questions” WILDDD😂😂
@TobyIsAWoman6 күн бұрын
That line took me out😂😂😂😂
@FociPoint5 күн бұрын
Bruh that was crazy work 😭😭😭😭
@fruitsnacks32812 күн бұрын
Bro, that's just hard, but like damn. Just try saying that in rl people would lose their mind, lol
@dricee82 сағат бұрын
😂🤣🤣💀💀😭😭😭😭😂🤣
@LuluXGuru6 күн бұрын
“I get that a lot” “Not Enough” 😂😂😂😂
@joshuajamestaylor1236 күн бұрын
That cracked me up
@ptolemeeselenion15426 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@meleji6 күн бұрын
"sorry we dont have a food court at this gym" ☠☠
@ptolemeeselenion15426 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@KRAWofficial5 күн бұрын
LMFAOOO 😂😂😂😂😂
@NanaKwarteng5 күн бұрын
Criminal 😂😂😂😂
@johnnyjones74105 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@IamPotion6 күн бұрын
I saw a dude at the gym 4 years ago and he worked there and I saw him again the other day and he lost 350 lbs. some people are lazy and others are the most dedicated.
@orest70266 күн бұрын
Damm. I weighted 223 pounds at my fattest, and now I'm 185 at 5'10. I still need to lose like 25 pounds to be at healthy body fat, but I could not imagine losing 350 pounds.
@maxwellquipey16 күн бұрын
@@orest7026I mean, that's like a solid four years, so if you put consistent hard work, 350lbs sounds about right
@orest70266 күн бұрын
@maxwellquipey1 Yeah, but as a person who loves food, it is really annoying having to diet for so long and knowing that eating good food will set you back a day or two.
@shmurmur7535 күн бұрын
@@orest7026 Nothing good about food that sets you back a day or two.
@CatWith-AHat5 күн бұрын
I mean if I spent 160 hours a month in a gym I'm gonna find some time to workout
@jasminegold28076 күн бұрын
Unqualified to be a gym employee but qualified to be a P.E teacher.
@ptolemeeselenion15426 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@ObscureEntitty5 күн бұрын
And than bro gonna go on a 3 month paid vacation cause he pregnant
@TT-qz9ri5 күн бұрын
@@ObscureEntitty you wrong for this😭
@Bryant-ji4kk5 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mancer19804 күн бұрын
Or a cop 😂
@monjarston35776 күн бұрын
People will literally have access to fitness equipment but never use it
@js0pk06 күн бұрын
Free weight
@js0pk06 күн бұрын
My bad. Workin?
@itsageyser6 күн бұрын
use their treadmill as a laundry rack
@js0pk06 күн бұрын
@@itsageyserso can nasau
@js0pk06 күн бұрын
Ok lil leddy
@mtg89006 күн бұрын
Went for an interview, ended up with a straight up wake up call
@Sickmmaner4 күн бұрын
What wake-up call? You know he's sleeping through that
@kaz_502 күн бұрын
@@Sickmmaner fr his body is a pillow, bro might've just slept right there if the interview lasted a second more 😂
@JhennyMo6 күн бұрын
Our local gym gives free membership to overweight people and the owner is really a down to earth person
@ptolemeeselenion15426 күн бұрын
Aw.
@bronylexicon84856 күн бұрын
I'd love a free gym membership. But I'd be too lazy to use it though lol
@AkiraThe_Great5 күн бұрын
@@bronylexicon8485 Stop being lazy, you can easily take one hour out of your day to workout, you don't even have to workout everyday
@JRemyRiot5 күн бұрын
A formula for business failure, if in the US. 70% of US Americans are overweight or obese.
@bronylexicon84855 күн бұрын
@@AkiraThe_Great It's too difficult for me to even wake up every day. So I'll stick with being lazy thank you.
@TTuxadee6 күн бұрын
"aware of everything except Fitness" 😭😭😭
@ptolemeeselenion15426 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@kjd-s5b6 күн бұрын
"No outro music, no screaming!" That sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sfierro5186 күн бұрын
Same lmao
@WarlordBailthur5 күн бұрын
Easily the best part
@XBlack_RoseX20013 күн бұрын
Right. I was so ready for the “Day after day….” 🤣🤣🤣
@Teleporting6 күн бұрын
“Not enough” IS CRAZY 😭
@BlGSac6 күн бұрын
"I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess" - Red Skull
@w8nder6 күн бұрын
"Watch out for the camera." Broke the 4th wall and knocked us down. 😂😂😂
@Misclickt6 күн бұрын
This is the sequel to the Body Positivity People video.
@lunosol89146 күн бұрын
Name of full video to watch it
@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv6 күн бұрын
@@lunosol8914Look up Long Beach Griffey body positivity
@Lucca11036 күн бұрын
Or a prequel to The Whale.
@LucasSouza-tc1wzКүн бұрын
@@lunosol8914literally “Body Positivity People”
@jonrios13896 күн бұрын
This is like mechanics fixing everyone vehicles besides their own.
@gotosklash66676 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@MrEvldreamr2 күн бұрын
Or accountants handling other businesses finances but the accountant is financially in debt and illiterate.
@exoticboii58186 күн бұрын
“Its not ok to be fat” Griffy never misses with the spot on controversial lines
@saitama36266 күн бұрын
Controversial? Wtf you talking about boy? Thats common sense
@ninjanibba42596 күн бұрын
Imagine saying this is controversial
@Natsuke11046 күн бұрын
is saying "jumping off a building is not ok" also a controversial line? XD
@KisahKucingKiwi6 күн бұрын
telling people to be fit and healthy is controversial is crazy..
@davidqatan6 күн бұрын
@@saitama3626on the internet, you’d be surprised. “Fat is healthy”
@ajaraeriggins1246 күн бұрын
"Not skinny enough to ask questions" is wild.😂😂😂
@pandamojo696 күн бұрын
"Since wheeeeeennn!!!!" Took me out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ptolemeeselenion15426 күн бұрын
😂😂
@OuterSpace902 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@CaitlynMez6 күн бұрын
This is the follow-up to the Body Positivity People video.
@johndc29986 күн бұрын
HE DOESN'T MISS😭
@playboimomo6 күн бұрын
Bro commented on this right when it came out
@johndc29986 күн бұрын
@playboimomo 😭💯 Yessir!!!
@Mr.D4wgg6 күн бұрын
I mean to be fair, he’d have a harder time aiming for the side of a barn than THAT poor fella.
@terro89236 күн бұрын
Throwback to that one overweight airport skit
@legendarytronic77746 күн бұрын
"Sorry, we don't have a food court at this gym" Not even a minute into the video and you made me laugh
@JGrizzle5136 күн бұрын
"You don't need to be interview to lose weight" is a wild statement 🤣🤣🤣
@ptolemeeselenion15426 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@armoredchimp5 күн бұрын
One gym I signed up for, a person like this was working at the front desk. When they asked if I wanted a tour, I said sure. Then they called for another (non-fat) person behind the counter to give me the tour instead
@Twelly934 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ImWorkin5 күн бұрын
I’ve actually had a friend who was very overweight work at a nice gym but they used that to their advantage to work out for free and honestly it’s worked out really well for them, I’m very proud and I’m sure the people were cool with them
@PregnantFreddyKrueger6 күн бұрын
Me: employees get free membership, this is a win to me.
@datpenguins13486 күн бұрын
I'll admit.. I have been trying to read what was on that phone at 1:06
@Mrratmain6 күн бұрын
Prob his kfc order
@iantwogood11426 күн бұрын
Looks like it's the script for this video
@SuperMario1526 күн бұрын
It’s probably his script
@BLamb6 күн бұрын
Yup, it’s the script for the video. 😂
@melvinbrookins63136 күн бұрын
@@BLamb yep, i had to slow it down to .25 and take a picture of it when it was in focus. word for word script
@Samurai_Aldo6 күн бұрын
Only reason my overweight ass got hired was because they needed a night cleaner when it closed 😭😂
I knew he was going to say it at least once more, but not that many times 😂
@quillclock6 күн бұрын
sometimes it scares off the fatties if you say gym a few times.
@M4NA56 күн бұрын
He’s gonna make a great cop
@vontee25496 күн бұрын
“since whennnnn?” killed me
@alisterfolson6 күн бұрын
Griffy goes sooo hard. He's so wrong....yet so right
@evoindra5 күн бұрын
My nosy ass stopped at 1:06 to read the script on his phone ahead of time lmao
@amyoung1016 күн бұрын
Dang… these skits take NO prisoners 😅
@TheLast-One5 күн бұрын
Only from the back, no Vaseline
@BlackBeard36 күн бұрын
1:06 The video scripts are on his phone
@caleb36396 күн бұрын
i’m convinced griffeys skits are based off of events that happen in his day to day life
@BlueberryJamPie6 күн бұрын
The camera even got pulled in at the end. Very nice detail.
@mattc40456 күн бұрын
"Membership is on us"
@woopxie6 күн бұрын
'not enough' is wild bro
@kurohyatogami56656 күн бұрын
"You're not skinny enough to ask questions.." I'm dead hahah
@kingdoom50226 күн бұрын
" big enough to be aware of everything " is foul 😂
@ernieyt79425 күн бұрын
1:06 I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY THAT GRIFFY WRITES A SCRIPT ON HIS PHONE 😂
@smurfswag1016 күн бұрын
why do he gotta be smacking his lips at 2:30 tho 😮💨😮💨
@cloppin5 күн бұрын
Why that emoji 😂
@richardsanchez63296 күн бұрын
Being aware of everything instead of fitness 💀
@Aegon15 күн бұрын
Bros heart getting time and a half for all the overtime it’s working
@ptolemeeselenion15426 күн бұрын
A longtime ago, I wanted to subscribe to a Gold Gym. I've been welcomed by a 400-pound female manager who was so huge, she was already getting winded simply by walking a couple of steps from her office room to the counter right in front of it. I took my bag and never came back.
@RayMak4 күн бұрын
The breathe is too accurate
@ElRafa5156 күн бұрын
At the gym right now. Cracking up at the title alone!
@Galaxy-MediaX6 күн бұрын
This may seem ironic, but it happens more often than you think.
@ihaveyourphone6 күн бұрын
his heart is doing the workout
@SnaptainMarvel6 күн бұрын
Dont hold back griffy! Tell em like it is:being fat is unhealthy,period. I understand some people have conditions that affect their weight but even those people can achieve a healthy weight with medical assistance.
@joechill63276 күн бұрын
He could probably get a job as a high school gym teacher.
@blackmic116 күн бұрын
His breathing sound like zombies when you are sneaking by them in video games lol
@reel1tv5876 күн бұрын
I remember a few years ago I used to workout after midnight at planet fitness and the midnight+ staff person there was at least 400 lbs. He was super cool tho. We mainly used to just talk about Anime. Bro lifted nothing but forks to his mouth but yeah..
@gabrieljefferson25915 күн бұрын
Swear to God my local gym has the most ungymingly people working there, they all wear long sleeves, jackets and hoodies and it's so cold in there the managers office has a space heater in it. The ceiling fans are on full blast and my fingers get cold. I had to put on a sweatsuit over my shorts and tee........in a gym!!!
@mikoswhackgameandstuffvids4806 күн бұрын
Same as a person who is overweight and have a job as a Health coach.
@TehReasoning6 күн бұрын
I admit I always found that crazy, especially the health experts and their health is worse than the people they teaching.
@mikoswhackgameandstuffvids4805 күн бұрын
@TehReasoning i remember watching this try not to laugh video years ago and this lady who was overweight, the guy on the interview said "what's your job?" And she said "I'm a health coach."
@ChillenWithMikeКүн бұрын
“You know this is a Gym, a Gym, a gym…gym, a gym”😭
@alohabeatches55 күн бұрын
This is giving me shortness of breath listening. And I'm 110lb. Runs to grab Albuterol inhaler..
@ChillenWithMikeКүн бұрын
“I can’t wait for AI to step in on weight loss”😭
@melimelz49485 күн бұрын
Thanks Griffy. My lower back has been killing me, I’ve been sleeping too much, feeling lazy AF and unmotivated by these so cal fires.. but I saw your video this morning and I am getting a work out in NEOWWWWW. You the best. ❤
@vynylssrd6 күн бұрын
Lmfao bro the labored breathing and the ending 😂😭
@skicherry14LR6 күн бұрын
"Your life is at steak" 😂
@nathan-qcueparsons2686 күн бұрын
"Aware of everything except for fitness"😂
@IvanGarcia-zn9bj6 күн бұрын
He wanted to be the planet in Planet Fitness
@gentlemanghost59934 күн бұрын
Griffy is back in the day one room where it all started. Let's gooo
@nightmare-nightmarenightma11476 күн бұрын
"hhhhhh ok"
@manethdulshan94495 күн бұрын
“Big enough to aware of everything” Got me rolling 🤣
@afroninjagaming74846 күн бұрын
Gym membership on us!!! Crazy work 😂😂😂
@jaleelhogue92206 күн бұрын
Being a fat gym employee is like being a candy seller with diabetes
@ordg17746 күн бұрын
0:48 nah this is cap he would’ve been able to hear the calories in his voice over the phone
@lynx42726 күн бұрын
"Your cankles look like gorilla arms" BRO 💀
@jordanthomson76826 күн бұрын
😂😂😂1
@DJONTHETRACK9856 күн бұрын
I can't wait for AI to step in on weight loss 😭
@HasanKhanMusic6 күн бұрын
Ngl I saw it coming that even if outro music came he will cut it out but he never let it start damn griffy you cold 💀
@Mustache995 күн бұрын
It would probably work as the biggest motivator
@MonteChopsMoney5 күн бұрын
“No outro music no screaming just get yo big ass in that gym right now!” 😂🤣
@ultramernito85756 күн бұрын
Longbeachgriffy's humor is so unbounded and funny.
@JHove5 күн бұрын
2:10 Was that a yawn???? 🤣🤣🤣
@RyanVang-qw5qw4 күн бұрын
1:49-1:51 "I get that a lot." "Not enough." Those 2 quotes can relate to anything. Lol
@onxy12096 күн бұрын
Next video about to be when your overweight friend suddenly loses a lot of weight
@stretchh2o2 күн бұрын
I can't put down the cup 🗣️
@burrito_fighter66995 күн бұрын
Lost about 30lbs and got abs from working at a gym
@ethereal9465 күн бұрын
The chest rubbing 😭
@TeddyMii6 күн бұрын
Couldn't miss one of you're videos. Always make my day better 😂
@jacobsdescendant42403 күн бұрын
Gasping for breath while applying for a job is diabolical 🤣
@my_name_is_ram5 күн бұрын
i'm fat as fuck and working on it, fat shouldn't be normalized, but i guess bullying is the only way to get it trough to some people. is there another way?
@Louie-tk5px5 күн бұрын
My advice keep working on urself u lose weight it’s a “fuck you mindset” but with weight loss their a routine and you follow it make goal each month either lose 3-4 lbs hell even 8.
@beautifulnightmares76555 күн бұрын
No, that's all people know. And it's disgusting
@andrebonds41993 күн бұрын
@beautifulnightmares7655stfu, being fat is a fucking lifestyle choice. Soft ass people afraid to tell people the truth is part of the reason the shit has been acceptable for so long. I agree that there should be a balance in the way you try to let people know, but people forget the pendulum will forever swing between both extremes. And that BS body positivity movement went on for way too long, nothing positive about being a gluttonous, flabbed out human being cosplaying as a fucking hippo. Good on OP recognizing and more importantly doing something about it.
@taylorcoley63295 күн бұрын
This one had me WHEEZING. The heavy breathing took me out
@Izukusn1stan.supporter6 күн бұрын
Not skinny enough to ask questions is unreal💀
@Theodore-c5k5 күн бұрын
Retiring this year, $82K biweekly, this video reminds me of my life in 2023, you have really inspired me in so many ways!!❤️
@Margaret-t2b5 күн бұрын
I’m feeling truly inspired. Can you provide additional insights about the bi-weekly subject you mentioned?
@Theodore-c5k5 күн бұрын
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@melinahl5 күн бұрын
Whoa 😲 I know her too! Miss Anna Kathleen Sanford is an incredible person who has brought immense inspiration and positivity into my life.
@melinahl5 күн бұрын
I meagerly kicked off with $2k, and the results have been Jaw-dropping TBH!!!
@Kelsey-r2m5 күн бұрын
@Protecwelth5 күн бұрын
A big lady worked at my gym for like 2 months tops…then she won a 100k lawsuit not related to that job and skitty bopped into the sunset. Life isn’t fair
@muhammedndure61166 күн бұрын
The huffing killing me😂
@charlesyun78036 күн бұрын
No outro music no screaming 😂
@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb6 күн бұрын
I interviewed at a police department where the police chief's belt buckle was begging for dear life against the beer gut. They asked if I was physically capable of doing the job. I responded with "I run Spartan Races in my free time." They laughed in Krispy Kreme, said "don't make the rest of us look bad" and I never went back.
@sirebellum05 күн бұрын
0:34 My man's trying with all his might just to keep existing 😂 When he said "shit." just to breathing, I felt that.