When Privates Have Hurt Feelings!

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[@slowe177]

If you were lucky enough, you were born into a military family and so you grew up already hearing all of this throughout your childhood and teenage years. Therefore you are already immune and aware that it's just motivation.....angry loud motivation, but motivation none the less.

[@sockswws732]

Just what I was thinking (Little late, lol)

[@theanonymousjondoe]

Yes, and high and tight haircut every other day!

[@shyjelly7905]

I was fuckface

[@slowe177]

@@theanonymousjondoe every summer till I was 10, high and tight

[@slowe177]

@@shyjelly7905 I was "dammit"

[@ACombatVeteran]

Man, this video really quiet on KZbin lol! All you brand new privates following me with hurt feelings fucking my Army up better toughen the fuck up. You're welcome. Going Live tonight. 2100 est.

[@Un1verses_]

+A Combat Veteran I love this fucking tradition, either side too. All them fucking privates need to suck that shit up, they're in the Army now.

[@mattfranco2305]

haha not the brightest tool in the shed

[@Un1verses_]

xD

[@DJTheMetalheadMercenary]

+A Combat Veteran hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hooah, fuckin' hooah.

[@austin3876]

I caught tons of shit as a private. Not because I was FUBAR, but simply because the NCO'S wanted to see what I was made of. Some privates are smart, but not Army smart. Heck most can't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel. If they get butt hurt over words, then they can't handle life.

[@ARCHIEzzle]

You nailed this one pretty good

[@superhooah1068]

Agreed

[@triixstiir]

@ARCHIEzzle I watch your vids too!!

[@mediocreassassin5291]

"if you're gonna jump on a grenade, how about you LAND on it" best line of the entire video lol

[@2007Club]

😂😂

[@Steamingjoe]

lol

[@yokedupbra]

i finally understand my father. he wasn't in the military just old and pissed. thank you

[@willtipton100]

Hahahaha same

[@Babyface6200]

I just chewed out a shit bag pvt for showing up late and she comes up to me and says I'm being unprofessional I need to calm down after this is here second time being late.

[@R41D3RNAT10N]

I'm going to boot camp in January and if that was me id hope you'd smoke the living shit out of me for that. I'm going in there expecting to learn and mess up, but I won't get all sensitive about it. Your job is to turn me into a soldier not a soft cupcake.

[@shaynachristine4900]

408 408 When I go in I expect nothing less than full metal jacket

[@dillonmarshall6691]

Hope you have a time machine Shayna Christine because you're not going to get that FMJ treatment. Even the gay boy Marines don't get the FMJ treatment as much as they'd tell you that they get treated worse than those guys did in FMJ. Nothing but a bunch of pansy asses.

[@cutebutsadisticable]

@@dillonmarshall6691 oh you can blow it out your a$$! Marines are not pu$$ys. We train harder then the rest of the branches with exception of the special ops.

[@the_boatswain]

When I served, people would have far too scared to suggest that I, the NCO is unprofessional.. I just don't understand anymore.

[@dwcaudill2971]

Combat Veteran, love your video. It's right on. I'm old corps Marine and Viet Nam combat veteran here. Finally something I can relate to. Thank you for your service.

[@matthewdelrossi8058]

Privates has feelings? Who would have thought.

[@chrisanderson3134]

those feelings haven't died yet..😂

[@iclisious]

What the FUCK are these felling you keep spouting on about.

[@falcocofield3404]

"Roger the fuck on" needs to be a shirt.

[@dakotatotten5355]

Can't fix stupid but you can educate though PT

[@Neptune8]

I forgot that I can't watch these videos with my daughter around lol

[@IamG3X]

+Joshuabrutl so how's your daughter sir...

[@Neptune8]

+IamG3X not using swear words...yet

[@IamG3X]

Joshuabrutl you don't have to sir. as a former navy seal and army ranger. I would like to have a nice conversation with your beautiful daughter.

[@Neptune8]

+Joshuabrutl only*

[@IamG3X]

Joshuabrutl jesus i'm just kidding DAD. loosen your balls a little will ya.

[@jco5881]

"This concludes my fuck your feelings episode..." hahaha

[@w0lfr0gue53]

Whenever a NCO calls me “Hero” I know I did something wrong

[@sez1742]

Lol or “high speed”.

[@Asome3333e1]

"Well, it took a nut job for you to get here" lmfao

[@unconditionalwisdom5683]

a good smoking usually fixed most of the problems mentioned above.

[@marcgrote7540]

Or an old school wall to wall counseling...

[@johnwood3120]

Had an EO complaint on active duty "Its not fair, he's treating me the same as everyone else." Even my CO didn't know what to do with that shit. I ended up in sensitivity training. God bless you DD 214.

[@Alex-tx2em]

He's getting really popular! Awesome, i hope he keeps going.

[@mc_61]

10 Types of MPs

[@dakotatotten5355]

Hahahahahahhahahahahha yeah that would be a good one . The sleeper The creeper The hero The smoker The guide book The it's ok not ok The bribe The favor The Barney fife The blood hound spy

[@EzioDeCreeper]

"Roger, sargeant! Thank, you sargeant! " Armed with this knowelage, I can now join the army without doubt not fear !

[@k.c.lejeune6613]

My Uncle, who was in the Korean war (Army), told me it was A LOT different. Back when 18 yr olds were MEN AND ACTED LIKE IT.

[@Waltham1892]

When was a Private, my TC hurt my feelings. When I was a TC my LT hurt my feelings. When I was a LT, my CO hurt my feelings. When I was a CO, my BN CO hurt my feelings. ITS THE WAY OF THE WORLD PEOPLE!

[@no-zk1uy]

never been in the army but I watch these videos because I learn new ways to curse. thanks for this shit!!! fuckin epic 😂😂😂😂

[@WebbStacked]

Anita Adams some army vet is gonna pick up on it and ask if you've been in when u do. tell him to unfuck himself and go away lol

[@no-zk1uy]

I will definitely do that! Are these your videos? If so you are the fucking man!!! I vote you to be president 2020

[@JNEGRON-hl3dc]

You forgot, 'Hey High Speed' or 'Hey stud!" and for the ladies, 'Move it FEMALE, double time!"

[@patribbing6756]

gotta love your Type A personality profile, truly "Gerontomorphosic" even in "not military politics" standards. You could be a Senators Assistant, like Jota-Jota

[@qpat300]

3 years later and your videos still help me. Finally a young PV2 ( HAHAHA may as well be a fuzzy but been in long enough to know what an AKO is) love your videos and the advice that comes with it... Maybe one day I'll actually know how to army, until then its getting drunk at 1900 and showing up to first formation hungover and forgetting how to extend to the left.

[@lindseysummers5351]

"I'm not trying to take you on. I just don't think it's necessary to degrade people to get them to perform. You could get better results raising our spirits than lowering our dignity." That was quite a line from Private Epstein in the film adaptation of Neil Simon's "Biloxi Blues." He was that draftee that clearly didn't belong there because he couldn't adapt. Smart in the classroom, but put him in the field with a rifle, and it's almost a guarantee that he's going to get himself killed, probably along with at least one of his battle buddies.

[@TedBronson1918]

Goddamn I love your videos ACV ! You've got a great sense of humor and I like how you just lay it all out for the civvies. I cannot recall having seen a single negative comment regarding these vids, so you've definitely hit the right nerve. Thanks for the laughs and please don't stop making these. Another subscriber !41,929 !

[@ramairgto72]

The "Talking with his hands"... I swear he got that from one of my CO's.

[@Crazt]

The Marine Corps really needs to adopt "Fuckie"

[@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-]

Well, i know to say thank you to my drill sergeant for anything for everything they make me do.

[@charleefoxxtrot7370]

This is funny shit! In basic my DS called me a turd burglar and it was the funniest shit ever!

[@annamcdearmond19]

omfg....army bratt...now military wife... you are so funny.. I can relate......keep it up

[@avisharma893]

This needs a part 2. Make it happen PLEASE, i died laughing watching this

[@ZombieSurvivalist11]

Lol this might be my new favorite video.

[@G1CAAAAEO]

*Trumpet* *drum* *woosh* *eagle scream*

[@A1D4A1M53]

I grew up in a military family & grandfathers served in the AIRFORCE during ww2 & grandfather on my mom's side served in ww2 & Vietnam he retired as a LTC & he didn't swear that much but mom used the word FUCK or swore when she meant business, etc. So when my sister & I were little we probably had every name shouted at us & as we got older we had names we never even heard of shouted at us, etc. Yep I grew up in a dysfunctional family household😝lol.

[@misthragames1322]

you were not in ww2

[@A1D4A1M53]

+Misthra Games I said my grandfathers served in WW2, my grandfather on my mom's side was in the Air Force flew a B-17 bomber over Germany, my grandfather on my dad's side was a navigator & flew missions over Asia. My grandfather on my dad's came out of the service as a 2nd LT. My grandfather on my mom's side retired as a lieutenant colonel, & he also served in Vietnam.

[@misthragames1322]

+A.C. Feige I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. My bad. I pay my respects to your family

[@A1D4A1M53]

+Misthra Games no problem.

[@andyh5102]

+A.C. Feige you mean the Army Air Corps? The Air force didn't separate from the Army until after WW2

[@TheGreekGodOfWallStreet]

"I am pretty special but Im not stupid" lmao 😂😂

[@antimuppet]

Don't fear young private - loved that.

[@David-ef4rg]

Hahaha! I watched 3 videos and couldn't stop laughing... Subscribed... Hooah!

[@sgtplaya7]

i like how he points when he talks

[@joshfelty9617]

This man is fucking hilarious I'm dying

[@xxLivinginTheLightxx]

+A Combat Veteran. I wish you had been a member of the cadre at Ft. Jackson when I did my basic. Our drill sergeants 2 favourite words were "f***tard" and "stitches". While we were at roll call during reception week, I accidently yelled, "Oh s***". The drill sergeant's response was priceless. She said, " Oh so you need to take a s*** do you?" We'll see if you ever say that again when I'm through with you. She then made me pretend that I was sitting on an invisible toilet until my legs bolted out from under me. Then, because I fell I got to do push ups and squat thrusts. You better believe that I never said another curse word within hearing range of the cadre.

[@darthxeno19k]

"Hey Shit bag, find me a prickie5/6/7/8, then get me a box of grid squares"

[@MrFelixBurns]

What a cool channel! I've never seen a channel like this before, good job on being original!

[@randomturk48]

"remember listen to your nco's and roger the fuck on" i love it

[@FutureMarine-ku2jt]

Hey man great videos and thanks for serving our country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@bankaisage34]

Our drill sergeant back in basic always called us hero, like that was his go to word😂

[@scottfries7843]

Thank you very much you have hit the nail on the head with this one.

[@justrandom7752]

I’m sorry but if they talk to me like that I’ll start dying of laughter, I’ll do the pt for it too😭😆😆😆😆 had me dying.Theres an ex marines that’s training some people in the explorers and he talks like this and is hilarious,I gotta grind my teeth to not laugh and keep a straight face.

[@randomjoe6941]

He said brightest tool in the shed 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingbear7796]

before i got we were told we couldn't call privates privates. it was considered derogatory towards the privates!

[@davidswanson5436]

Thank God you were old school enough to lay it down. Shit you were easy on them!

[@Justin-ny8df]

I personally always loved fucko. I chuckled any time somebody called me it, no matter the context.

[@qsnlove87]

Hi-speed & Super Troop 😂😂😂

[@lawdog9321]

Sgt, You are officially, My favorite fucking channel....LMFAO....

[@pontiacGXPfan]

I grew up in an army family so none of this is new to me. if nothing else, it's hilarious

[@MillerTimeFitness]

Don't forget Rock... You can ask it a question or tell it something to do, but nothing gets done because it's a rock.

[@markarbuckle8393]

I love this video lol. you should do a video on security

[@LivingDead53]

I was called, "Cretin." It's true. I was impressed my drill sergeants knew what that meant. Half the time, people call me that and have no idea what it means, and honestly, that's more offensive.

[@AaronSchoonoverFeb0900]

We don’t get called turd in the navy we either get a very condescending shipmate from other Sailors or weirdo from Marine NCOs

[@RGC-gn2nm]

Rocks Flat Rock, Round Rock and the all time favorite chocolate sprinkle covered rock.

[@wesbrown3831]

Get your fucking head out of your 4 points of contact! Love this channel...

[@skippyholland6742]

as a combat veteran. I fucking approve.

[@brandoncamarillo6516]

Your videos really prepare me

[@Sledgeace]

"epidemic" quarantine flashbacks intensify

[@codysheffield6902]

If I got hurt feelings everything my nco called me fuck face or anything like that I would have never made it past basic training

[@LivingDead53]

Growing up, they told me how special I was and how great I was at writing poetry, cough, word salad. I figure I'll pour some WHINE and get everyone drunk on misery. I, too, can cast spells.

[@joshuaalderete7831]

Fuckin' so funny bro! These video's make my day! Alway's see shit going down on active duty!

[@rabidizztensivesspalding2261]

1nce again forever Real. !!

[@THATMOFODIRT]

Some favorites were fuckchop, assclown, high speed, and shitbird.

[@ilihcsydnew6870]

I love high speed lol, got called that a lot in bct

[@C.Brown5150]

You called cash money on this matter.

[@MrRossNL]

"Hey hero, you just shot the wrong target... That was a baby you shot, not an iraqi midget" That line made me crack up so bad I woke up my roommate.

[@papichapo4939]

Good thing I never get offended. Armies gonna be awesome. Someone calls me something with "fuck" in it then ill be like "mmm...." XD

[@revjimmyjam3611]

Right the fuck on. This is my fav vid so far.

[@Firstnamelastname-oc6oz]

Those 9 dislikes are privates in the navy

[@surmatise]

Ah but the Navy has no Privates. The Navy E1 is a Seaman Recruit, Fireman Recruit or Airman Recruit. In boot camp there are only Seaman Recruits.

[@TheLegoxD]

Is there a loop of the melody. Its kinda makes me happy :D

[@brandonbeard8488]

feelings card roflmao, that was some funny shit right there.

[@mattcampbell7054]

Is it actually a problem? You're in the military suck it up

[@AJ-uk6ft]

I need to like this video more than once.

[@CoyoteSevenFL]

During Army BCT back in 1978, I thought my name WAS 'hey shithead'. 😂😂😂😂

[@Pyrokid1998]

two other f words I've been called are. football bat and knuckle fuck.

[@HazmatUnit]

They commit full metal jacket in shi-ter

[@illuminatiespizza9287]

You make the army look bad.

[@darkwage787]

Shit, I'm here earily. crack a joke quick!!! ummm fuck.

[@juliaortiz9280]

lolz i am loving your hurt feelings faces lol aww pooor baby

[@dronthegreat42]

sharpest lightbulb in the crayon box.

[@1.1797]

Not to forget terms like: Ass-hat, Ass-eyes, etc.....lol. great vid man

[@OP-xs4ey]

No we just need to RE introduce that old "CLOSED DOOR, WALL to WALL COUNSELING" They'll man the fuck up real quick. ;)

[@tombaltes4982]

just got out of bct and was constantly laughing at how many privates always had hurt feelings.

[@roxastherogue]

Brightest tool in the shed😂

[@VaniaAursby]

The brightest tool in the shed 😂

[@furthurondown]

this might be my favorite vid so far

[@septichemia]

This needs to be shown at M.E.P.S. just before they take The Oath.

[@servicepaws3588]

“You’re not the brightest tool in the shed.” It’s “not the sharpest tool in the shed. “😂😂😂

[@stevenalleman3924]

Great video as always. Sadly, you could probably make an hour video about how privates get hurt feelings and still not cover it all.

[@darkmage07070777]

As a Civie, I just wanna say that this growing trend of Privates feelings and PC crap getting in the way of Drills training them properly has me REAL concerned about our national security...

[@marcs990]

U think you US guys have some great lingo going but nothing & I repeat NOTHING can outdo the age old traditional British Army RSM, enjoying the vids & greetings from across the pond in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@ShamontLaws]

We needed this one:

[@marygruman2606]

That is some funny sayings! Lol I’ll keep those ones in mind lol.

[@woolsey1977brian]

..... "Fertilize the grass"..... that wasn't very nice 🤣